Things

[Lord Gadigan]

Index Post and Formatting for Things

Things will contain three lists:
A) Unstatted Entities
B) Unstatted Items
C) Unstatted Abilities

If it is desired, an additional list can be made for things from mod-run worlds. Again, though, it's not something I'm pushing for.


The first is a list of non-statted creatures. As they get statted, they can be moved to the Enemy List and removed from here.
The second is a list of non-statted items. As they get statted and moved to the Shop, they can be removed.
The third is a list of non-statted abilities. As they get statted and moved to the Ability Shop, they can be removed.

A creature/item/ability's official name is Bolded
Text by Gad is "Italicized in Quotes"
Non-Official descriptive names are Underlined
Non-Official descriptive text is Normal
Creatures/items/abilities that have been mentioned, but not encountered, are Grayed Out

Example of a non-unique creature-
Name (Subtype, Level) Reference Link
Description

Example:

Golden Locust Breather (Undefined, Undefined) Reference Link
No Description Provided

Example of an item-
Name Reference Link
Description

Example:
Nightberry Merlot Reference Link
Worth 117K, Found in Wine Dungeon


Example of an item-
Name Reference Link
Description

Example:
Eyes of Worshipful Sight Reference Link
Allows the possessor to see the patron deities of people.

[Modrageball]

Unstatted Creatures-

!!!@TheShipYard (Abstract, Level 31)
"A mechanical llama with a cigar. Upon its head sits a highly-detailed model ship."
It travels in packs and hunts near shipyards. It values the work of fine craftsmen, though, and can be convinced to go on adventures by those who sing well enough."

%%^Z*# (Abstract, Level 16)
"A toucan made of multicolored puzzle pieces with a single tear-shaped piece missing under its right eye. A small raincloud floats around it in an oval shape, raining down on the stage."
It commonly dwells in dungeons and primarily attacks through status effects. It is, in many ways, a highly typical sort of Abstract.

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"A block of cheese with a large eyeball in the top and three feet made from solid gemstones."
It has more straight-up offensive and defensive powers than the average abstract does. Despite its appearance, it has no scan moves.

'The Letter 'Q'' (Abstract, Level 51)

Abyss Lich (Undead & Demon, Level 78)
"A lich shrouded with abyssal fire, it has dark-black robes, a hellstaff, and demon traits"

Action Stuntman (Human, Level 15)
Has the Constant Effect 'Professional Stuntman'.

A Drink For Today (Abstract, Level 22)
"A golden table with three bottles of wine on it and a glowing corkscrew hovering above it."
It possesses a wide variety of buffs and is less aggressive than many abstracts.

Aether Stork (Aerial, Level 65)
A presumably very-hard-to-contain bird.

Ageless Weaver (Spirit & Humanoid, Level 59)
"Women in black dresses with pillars of spidersilk concealing their necks and heads"
Enemy found in The Khan's Tomb. Drop Ageless Weaver's Hat, Ageless Weaver's Dress, Armor of the Great Spider and Great Spider's Silk.

Aggressive Shadow Bee (Insect, Level 20)
Nocturnal bee native to Honeyworld.

Agony Elemental (Elemental, Level 58)
Made of living suffering.

Air Coiler (Robot & Elemental, Level 61)

Alcohol Cloud Elemental (Elemental & Magic Being, Level 8)
Tends to get people who come into contact with it paralytically drunk.

Ancient Alder King (Level 61, Plant)

And Nothing Was Understood (Abstract, Level 67)
It is found in dangerous technology-based dungeons and spoofs status effects around Resistances by forcing them to be resisted by other, less-common resistances.

Anemone-Back Clams (Aquatic, Level 6)
"These clams have anemones with long, stinging tendrils fused to their backs. They dwell underwater."

Angelic World-Purifier (Level 83, Angel)

Angler (Human, Level 2)
"An angler on a boat with a hat with hooks in it"
Often found plying the lakes of Nexus.

Angry Seacaptain (Human, Level 5)
"It's an irate man in a blue jacket with an eyepatch, a harpoon, and a hand-cannon standing on the prow of a medium-sized boat."

Animated Ballista (Undefined, Undefined)
No Description Provided

Animated Catapult (Undefined, Undefined)
No Description Provided

Animated War Cauldron (Undefined, Undefined)
No Description Provided

Annoying Peanut Salesman (Human, Level 1)

Annoying Ticket Vendor (Human, Level 1)

Apocalpyse Clock (Clockwork, Level 81)

Apocalyptic Tyrannosaurus (Undefined, Undefined)
Likely above Level 80

Aquatic Troll (Monster, Level 27)
"It's a hulking, blue-fleshed troll with sharp teeth and large, clawed hands."

Arcana Demon (Demon, Level 72)
Demon of powerful magics.

Ardrakas' Mecha-Spider (Undefined, Undefined)
Specialised mass-summon created by Ardrakas Kresmeides.

Ardrakas' Palace-Mech (Undefined, Undefined)
Specialised mass-summon created by Ardrakas Kresmeides.

Armored Mouskin Mage (Humanoid & Animal, Level 9)
Generally non-hostile armoured mice. Various varieties.

Armored Mouskin Priest (Humanoid & Animal, Level 9)
Generally non-hostile armoured mice. Various varieties.

Assassin (Human, Level 20)

Assembly of Crystal Queens (Golem, Undefined)

Astral Demon (Demon, Level 70)
Roams the space-like regions of demon realms with many worlds.

Astral Lich (Undead, Level 75)
"A lich-like silhouette with stars twinkling it its bones and eyes that show the void"

Atheuuhareshh (Magic Being, Level 37)
"A cloud of swirling, pointed flakes of paper with designs inscribed on them."
Spawns in the Labyrinth of Paper Snowfall in Dol-Quorsis. Drops:
Tattered Magescript- (Weapon, Book, Earth & Magic, 5,400,000 Gold) +5,000 Magical Attack, +5,000 MIN, +5,000 SPI, +50,000 MP as a non-stacking bonus, This item may not be destroyed by sources below Level 60, This item's wielder may choose to count it as though it were destroyed

Attan-Yatreef (Aerial, Level 37)
"A one-legged crane with a black leg and white feathers. Its head is dominated by a single eye with inked patterns of warriors fighting on a marsh that flow as it moves and bobs about on its singular limb."
Spawns in the Labyrinth of Paper Snowfall in Dol-Quorsis. Drops:
Eye of the Patterned Battle, Traced in Inks and Pasts- (Accessory, Bioaugmentation, War & Magic, 6,000,000 Gold) +6,000 Melee Attack, Debuffs from sources below Level 60 may not reduce wielder's Attack Bonuses directly

Atteptren (Aerial & Magic Being, Level 37)
"A floating bird-mask of intricately folded paper with light wisps of white-gray smoke coming from its eyes."
Spawns in the Labyrinth of Paper Snowfall in Dol-Quorsis. Drops:
Paper Bird's Grinning Face- (Accessory, Bioaugmentation, Light & Air & Darkness, 4,000,000 Gold) Wielder gains the subtype Aerial and 30% Wood Resistance

August Flame Erithankyot (Undefined, Undefined)
Presumably high-level entity.

Autogreiathic Void-Reaper (Outsider & Undead, Level 100-199)
Entity native to the Abyss of Time.

Awful Crawfish (Undead & Demon & Aquatic, Level 4)
Drop Crawfish Bisque of the Upper Underworld and Red Claw.

Azhara'Vaghathi (Undefined, Level 19)
Creature whose skeleton was found in Sunthrone. Has four scythe-ended arms.

Badgekin Knight of the Deep Greenfields (Humanoid & Animal, Level 19)
"Badger-men in plate armor with halberds bearing vegetable-shaped heads "

Bald Thunder-Monk (Human, Level 29)

Baleful Doomskull (Undead, Level 43)
"A floating skull with horns the size of a tractor trailer, surrounded in a cold blue fire."

Balloon People (Undefined, Undefined)

Bane Sovereign (Undead, Level 61)
"These undead looks like suits of black plate armor with balefully-lit runeblades. Red eye-points glow from within their horned helms, and they wear bloodstained capes."
The Lich Lord-tier Bane Knight.

Battle Hawk (Aerial, Level 8)

Battle Lips: Red Glittery Flavor (Abstract, Level 23)
It inflicts hard-to-cure status effects and then adds additional text to them, making long battles against it dangerous.

Battleplatform Lizardodon (Animal & Reptile, Level 39)
"A fifty-foot tall lizard-beast with legs like tree trunks and turrets growing out of its back and body, as well as having armor plating and a small, naturally grown bunker built into its back. It has four tusks and is extremely sturdy. It also possesses a limited ability to force areas around it to spatially accomodate its presence"

Bats (Animal & Aerial, Level 2)
No Description Provided

Bat-Winged Cat Familiar (Intelligent, Diabolic) (Animal & Devil, Level 37)

Bazaar of Unnations (Humanoid & Golem & Large Structure, Level 78)
"You spot a huge number of pots in a vast room at the end of it. The pots continue for miles, accompanied by more pots on floating platforms and on buildings (including castles) with wheels."
A rather peculiar (and usually liable to be hostile) entity. Rather than offering what it has for sale, it demands to be traded things, whereupon it gives the trader unusual items such as Plenty.

Beachgoer (Human, Level 1)
Entrants into Remalius' sundae contest.

Beachgoing Muscleman (Human, Level 4)
Entrants into the Muscle Contest. Lost miserably.

Bean Man Magus (Plant, Level 44)
They cast a variety of attack spells, better-against-plants heals, and general buffs/debuffs. Minor fire weakness.

Bean Man Mage Knight (Plant, Level 46)
They have a mix of melee, self-buffs, support spells, and attack-amplifier spells, as well as general casting across the board. No notable weaknesses.

Bear Cabbie (Animal, Level 8)
A resident of Disc 59.

Bearded Zombie (Undead, Level 3)
Drops Musty Text.

Bear-Headed Squirrel (Animal, Level 14)
A nut and honey-eating creature that is dangerous but can have death induced in it if given a hat.

Bear-Tree (Undefined, Undefined)
"Furry brown trees trundle about"
Bizarre creature found in a jungle in which everything was conceptually backwards. Found in the Knot of Trelhais.

Beast-Caller (Humanoid & Reptile, Level 29)

Beastman (Bat-Type) (Humanoid & Animal, Level 5)

Beastman (Boar-Type) (Humanoid & Animal, Level 7)

Beastman (Fox-Type) (Humanoid & Animal, Level 4)

Beastman (Hyaena-Type) (Humanoid & Animal, Level 4)

Beastman (Rat-Type) (Humanoid & Animal, Level 1)

Beastman (Snake-Type) (Humanoid & Animal, Level 4)

Beastman (Wolf-Type) (Humanoid & Animal, Level 5)

Bee-Bear (Undefined, Undefined)
"They buzz, have wings, make honey, are bears, and can sting. They're also larger than grizzlies"

Bee-Man (Humanoid & Insect, Level 21)
Humanoid bees. Presumably tend to travel in swarms.

Belligerent Boozehound (Animal, Level 10)
"Loping, horse-sized dogs, each with three bottles of beer, wine, or liquor embedded in slots in its back."

Belligerent Tunnel Goblin Spearman (Undefined, Level 2)
"There are two deep-brown-skinned goblins with long fangs and shining, bulbous eyes glaring at him with spears. They're roughly the size of a nine-year-old human child"

Bird-Impersonating Gangster (Shapeshifter & Aerial, Level 17)
"A goose with a lighter that lights a cigar and begins pacing around while waving a pistol."

Black Armor Archer (Undefined, Undefined)
No Description Provided

Black Armor Guardian (Undefined, Undefined)
No Description Provided

Black Flame Oni (Demon, Level 45)
A resident of Disc 36

Blacksmoke Froomworkle (Monster, Level 39)
"A sixty-foot-tall shape with a billowing-black-cloud bottom that merges into an unnaturally tall coat with two arms with three-long-fingered hands of cold blue airy matter, and an indistinct, long-hook-nosed, sharp-toothed face that seems merged in whole with the coat (and made of the same blackish material) with a single symbol-like white eye and a tall stovepipe hat that belches more of the inky matter that forms its body in clouds."
Found in The Chomptonfroomer. Notably weak to Light. Has a clinging darkness-breath attack that reduces To Hit and has a chance of causing action-loss, and has life-draining attacks. Seems to get two actions a round.
Drops:
Blacksmoke Froomworkle Hat- (Accessory, Hat, Darkness & Air & Magic, 5,500,000 Gold) +5,000 Defense, +5,500 MIN, Wielder's allies count as being in an additional Zone of Darkness & Air and gain 45% Dodge

Bladecrown Reptilian (Animal & Reptile, Level 26)

Blade-Legged Flame Spider (Insect, Level 35)
Enemy from Magmatic Drill Facility Five.

Bleak Lich (Undead, Undefined)
A very morose undead.

Blinking Ninja (Undefined, Undefined)
No Description Provided.

Blue, Orange-Speckled Grassbeetle (Insect, Level 1)
"There's some small insect-creatures a bit off. They're blue with orange speckles on their shells and appear nonaggressive."
Insects native to Disc 111,113.

Blue Raptor (Reptile, Level 31)
"A winged pack of Blue Raptors flies from twist-trunked tree to twist-trunked tree as fog issues down the side of a nearby, white-capped mountain."
Found on Angardu IV.

Blue Scissor-Handed Pinsikk (Insect, Level 26)
Found in the mushroom-themed dungeon in Disc 111,113. Has armour-piercing attacks and can destroy some defensive gear. Drops:
Book Full of Scissors- (Weapon, Book, Physical, 715,000 Gold) +715 Melee Attack, +715 Ranged Attack, +715 Magical Attack, Wielder counts as wielding 10 additional Tool weapons

Boar-Kin Beastman Brute (Humanoid, Level 12)

Bombfoot Ostrich (Aerial, Level 15)
One of Julian's Grandmother's rarest birds. An ostrich that can deposit bombs where its feet touch.

Bomb Jelly (Aquatic, Level 10)
"It's a large, round jellyfish that hovers and has a red core."

Boo Ghost (Undead, Level 2)
"A small, white sheet-like ghost the size of a small child, with pitch-black eye-holes and mouth hole. It holds up its arms and yells "BOO!""

Borjogomos (Monster, Level 27)
"It is a 29-foot-tall, humanoid-shaped creature with ivory-white skin, bulging muscles, no genitals, a jagged, square head with only solid-yellow eyes and a mouth that cannot open for features. It has eighteen massive spiked balls floating above near it, and it possesses four etherial wings that are partially disconnected and resemble stretched amoebae made of white light."

Bozzmun Gangster (Insect, Level 35)

Brass Chimera Head (Robot, Level 26)
No Description Provided
Has a 5% chance of inflicting unhealable damage as a debuff. Drops Brass Chimera Glasses.

Breakfast Golem (Golem, Level 35)
While she's doing that, a Breakfast Golem, attracted by the lonely piece of toast approaches, scambled-egg-and-hash body squelch-ing on the sidewalk as it saunters over. It offers her bacon and eggs to go with her toast.

Bulwark Sloth (Undefined, Undefined)
Found in Disc 218,509 of Nexus, in Castle Ruesetter. Can drop Golem-Slowing Tungsten.

Burgundy Thing (Undefined, Undefined)
No Description Provided.

Burrower Demon (Demon, Level 40)
A digging demon.

Buzzard-Dragon (Level 65, Dragon)
Has the Constant Effect 'Carrion Feeder'.

Buzzgronian Swarm (Insect & Ooze, Level 45 Unit) Reference Link
"Bees with the heads of men sculpted from dripping wax fly in swarms"

Buzzhiev (Abstract, Level 36)
"A beehive that flashes bright yellow hovers in the middle of it"

Caffeinated Lizardman (Reptile & Humanoid, Level 37)
"They turn a coffee-brown shade, get wild orange eyes, and become really energetic"

Cambaluugh (Magic Being & Golem, Level 38 Elite)
"A team of sixteen pale torso with legs but no other appendages trudges forward. Each has a large trunk extending from its torso, connecting to a white-bone assemblage that holds a battering ram of prodigious size. At the front of the battering ram is a black-and-red stylized eye."
Spawns in the Labyrinth of Paper Snowfall in Dol-Quorsis. Drops:
Bone Assemblage of the Cambaluugh's Ram- (Weaponx2, Other: Siege Weapon, Light & Darkness, 7,900,000 Gold) +15,800 Melee Attack, Wielder pierces 15,000 Defense, Wielder's offensive actions may scan the stats of their targets, Wielder's offensive actions may each remove a buff from a source below Level 60, Wielder counts as having an additional Bioaugmentation equipped, Wielder must be Level 20 or greater

Canal Phantom (Undead, Level 21)
"It's a semitransparant undead man with a formless lower body that smells of water and decay. It floats in the air and utters a dull groan."

Candy Golem (Golem, Undefined)
Creation of the Evil Baker's nefarious cookery.

Cannonback Warlizard (Animal & Reptile, Level 21)

Carnage Demon (Demon, Level 61)
A better War Demon. Has multiple arms.

Catastrophe Demon (Demon, Level 78 Elite)
Demon of large-scale natural disasters, sized like a Godzilla monster.

Cavaangraath (Magic Being, Level 38)
"A ball of folded-paper arms that each clutch a folded-paper sword, some of which are surprisingly ornate given their material."
Spawns in the Labyrinth of Paper Snowfall in Dol-Quorsis. Drops:
Sword of Ornately Folded Paper- (Weapon, Sword, Light & Earth, 1,100,000 Gold) +1,100 Melee Attack, Wielder may choose for this item to be treated as though it were worth 1,090,000 Gold less.

Celestial Archer (Celestial, Level 51)
"It is a graceful, angelic being surrounded by a holy aura wielding a bow made of light."

Chankerwill (Animal & Magic Being, Level 38)
"A series of paper eggs eternally hatching from each other. There is only one whole egg at a time, but a great parade of broken paper shells follows the main egg before eventually deactivating and folding into small cranes."
Spawns in the Labyrinth of Paper Snowfall in Dol-Quorsis. Drops:
Self-Hatching Egg- (Item, Other: Firmament Aspect, Magic & Light & Darkness & Earth, 5,500,000 Gold)

Chemical Froomooze (Ooze, Level 39)
"A bubbling abomination made of inky-black goop covered with hundreds of eyes and lacking other features save an oblong goopy body and a plethora of writhing tentacles. It smells of chemicals and not-yet-dry paint."
Found in the Chomptomfroomer. Weak to Light and Fire.
Drops:
Oil of Gazing Blackness- (Accessory, Weapon Coating, Darkness & Water, 5,300,000 Gold) +5,300 MIN, Wielder's 'Melee Attack' actions may scan the stats of enemies they target (note: 'enemies', not 'opponents')

Chevron Lizard (Animal, Level 35)
"Some manner of black-and-orange lizard with chevron patterns running down its back"
Drops: Chevron-Lizard-Gradiant Top Hat- (Accessory, Hat, Energy & Darkness, 2,400,000 Gold) +2,400 MIN, Wielder's opponents' below Level 40 have a non-stacking 15% chance of having their actions which target wielder cancelled if they are not Energy element and wielder is either in a Zone of Energy or a Zone of Darkness

Chosus'Ghoborrl (Cthonian, Level 63 Elite)
"The scout sees the approaching creature, whose presence distorts and widens the tunnel to accommodate its sixty-mile bulk. It is a crystal-legged creature with a shell-like stone body and purple crystal trees covering its back that attract a constant rain of multicolored lightning bolts. "
Extremely dangerous creature from the Inescapable Well. Hits things with Vital Lightning, a Life-and-Electrical attack.

Chtuu'Wratt'Lythii (Dragon, Level 64)
Was native to the Moon of Yesleintyr's Inner Labyrinth before its destruction.

Cleanser-Priest (Human, Level 38)
"A priest holding a censor of incense, swinging it around while chanting. His robes are white and his hat has a diamond-shaped tip."

Clear Pudding (Ooze, Level 47)

Cleric of the False Serpent (Serpent Blessed, Undefined)
One of the most common, non-area-specific types of Serpent Blessed. Worshippers of Valcont. They channel his power. They can be of nearly any race, and they can look like nearly anything. They are adept at blending into society without outward signs of their true nature.

Clockwork Brain-Arachnids (Undefined, Undefined)
Drop Mastermind's Brain Gears.

Cloudbreed Horse (Animal, Level 17)
Has the Constant Effect 'Astounding Legs'.

Cloud of Angry Bees (Insect, Level 2)
A unit.

Clown Dragon (Dragon, Level 54)
"A blackish-blue dragon with clown makeup on its face."
Bozo Blueshoes owns one.

Cobbler Elf (Fae, Level 3)

Cobric Prelate (Serpent Blessed, Undefined)
A type of Serpent Blessed that can be found in Suexen.

Coldthunder Knight (Undefined, Undefined)
Found in Castle Drinkrill in the Eighth Stormland. Can drop Coldthunder Rod.

Coldthunder Magistrate (Undefined, Undefined)
Found in Castle Drinkrill in the Eighth Stormland. Can drop Coldthunder Rod.

Colorful Monkey (Animal, Level 8)
Found on Angardu IV.

Colossal Centipede (Undefined, Undefined)

Colossal Mecha-Lumberjack (Undefined, Undefined)

Colossus Parasite (Monster & Insect, Level 65)
Found on the Great Colossus Mursenmor.

Column of Elite Rhanazzki Soldiers (Humanoid, Level 45, Unit)
Have the attacks 'Martial Force-March' and 'Containment Arc'.

Construction Worker (Human, Level 1)

Copper-Tooth Croc (Animal, Level 7)
Low-level resident of Disc 610's sewers.

Coral Wizard (Aquatic, Level 45)
Entity found in the dungeon known as the White Coral Keep.

Cornfield Reaper (Undefined, Undefined)
Notably weaker than most entities in Knot. Found in a room full of giant corn-stalks.

Corpse Colossus (Undead, Level 77)
"A colossus made of corpses."

Corpse-Controlling Moss (Plant, Level 16)
"A corpse covered in white mold that shambles on to the stage in tattered rags."

Corrupted Chaos Spawn Gigafish (Undefined, Undefined)
"Bleeding, eyeless, planet-sized fish"

Corrupted Chaos Spawn Rabbitmen (Undefined, Undefined)
"Glowing-neon-pink rabbit men playing bugles"
Heralds of the bleeding, eyeless, planet-sized fish. PINK RABBIT MUSIC TIME IS NOW!

Crackling Violet Guardian (Magic Being, Level 5) Reference Link
A Magic Being being constructed using a mix of Wizard Magic and Enchantment.

Crag-Dweller Giant (Undefined, Undefined)
Weak against yodelling.

Cream Croissant Golem (Golem, Undefined)
Creation of the Evil Baker's nefarious cookery.

Creepy Sheet (Undead, Level 4)
Drops White Linen, Creepy Sheet and Ghostblind.

Cricket-Man (Insect, Level 1)

Criminal (Human, Level 5)
No Description Provided

Critical Hawk (Undefined, Level 6)
Aerial monster. Can inflict SPI damage and Confusion: Depression.

Crownbeast (Undefined, Undefined)
"A bearded quadruped with a humanlike face and a crown atop its head"
Found in the wilds of Disc 916. Presumably drops Crownbeast's Gemheart.

Cruising Car Salesman (Human, Level 15)
Goes around selling cars such as the Nobel Cruiser Model 4. Was encountered on Disc 916 in Nexus.

Cupcake Golem (Golem, Undefined)
Creation of the Evil Baker's nefarious cookery.

Cupcake Warrior Spearman (Undefined, Undefined)
Creation of the Evil Baker's nefarious cookery.

Dancing Seagull (Aerial, Level 1)

Danse Macabre (Undefined, Under Level 59)
"A suit, tophat, and white gloves appear at the piano. A group of 60 or so phantom dancers with skeletal faces materializes on the dance floor and begin dancing around."
Drains life-force of those it sweeps up in its dance. Can halve Max HP of targets, preventing it being healed back normally as a debuff. Can inflict Instant Death on opponents who refuse to participate.

Darkblossom Bloomfiend (Plant, Level 15)

Darkblossom Wolfman (Shapeshifter, Level 23)

Darkrealm-Cavern Shadow Entity (Spirit, Level 43)

Data Hound (Animal & Coded Being, Level 42)
"dog-creatures made of glowing blue data"
Can be found in Disc Radars. Can deal large quantities of MIN damage.

Dead Dwarf Grandcannon (Undead & Machine, Level 36)

Dead Harvester (Undead, Level 22)
"You encounter a lone hulking undead construct with four giant scythe-arms."

Dead Khan's Rider (Undead, Level 59)
Enemy found in The Khan's Tomb. Drop Dead Khan's Rider's Armor, Dead Khan's Rider's Blade, Dead Khan's Rider's Javelins and Dead Khan's Rider's Saddle.

Deadly Mimic (Shapeshifter, Level 40, Elite) [
No Description Provided.

Death-Preacher of the Silent Hall (Human, Level 45)
(Deceased)
"A skull masked figure in a Master Entomber's outfit"
One of these was trying to win over the massive influx of daemons from the New Dark Empire's dissolution to their cause. Killed by Hugo Bekkler during an altercation between Anathema and the Order.

Dead-Reality Meta-Gigas (Undead & Golem, Level 300-499)
"A towering construct made from globes of dead blackness, each the size of a universe, linked together by astounding magics."

Death Specialist (Human, Level 45)
"A man in a brown coat with skull-buttons, red face-tight goggles, a bald head, and a rifle made from unnerving black metal"
Can be found in Disc Radars. Rather powerful, and can inflict Instant Death.

Death-Titan (Undefined, Level 116)

Death Wheel (Undead & Golem, Level 75)

Death Worm (Insect & Cthonian, Level 59)
Enemy found in The Khan's Tomb. Have deadly breath attacks. Drop Death Worm Hide and Death Spray.

Deep Radiation Wraith (Undead, Level 49)
Found in the Inescapable Well.

Deep-Sump Deathminer (Undead, Level 23)
"A hunched-over miner with sallow gray skin, sunken eyes that glow red, a dented helmet, and a beard that is made of stringy fungus."

Defective Child Pyrokineticist (Human, Level 7)
"This nonunique individual is a pyrokineticist who cannot control his powers well and replaces the word 'the' with 'eggplant' in sentences."

Demilich (Undead, Level 79)
"A floating skull with gems for eyes and teeth"

Demon Cruiser (Demon & Astral Being, Level 60 Elite)
Demon space ships. In spaaaaaace.

Demon Frog (Demon, Level 25)
No Description Provided

Demonic Devourer-Sphere (Demon, Level 59)
"A floating sphere, far larger than your ship, with a giant mouth in its middle and eighteen long tentacles descending to the ground"

Depleted Midget (Undefined, Level 35)
"It's about two feet tall and generally humanoid. It appears to be a glowing humanoid in a suit with a tophat and fancy cane. It glows purple and looks like a midget of some kind."
Drops Uranium Circlet. Fires radioactive attacks.

Desert Bee (Insect, Undefined)
Sounds mundane and unthreatening. Really, really isn't. Its sting is both lethally dangerous and only curable by a specific elixir.

Destroyer Bug (Insect, Level 25)

Devastation Generator (Undefined, Undefined)
No Description Provided

Diviner Spirit (Spirit, Level 44)

Doom Centipede (Insect, Level 60)

Doom Guardian (Golem, Level 79)

Doom Juggernaut (Undead, Level 80)
"A hulking undead creature with black-iron spines driven through its plated, muscular, deep-blue flesh."
They are able to redirect attacks to themselves, charge through allied ranks to smash into the enemy, and can shatter defensive magics with their bare hands.

Doom Obsidian Golem (Golem, Level 58)
"A 60-foot tall humanoid figure carved of an ominous black stone. Their eyes glow a dull red, their heads bear outwardly-curving horns, and they hold giant gavels."
Darkness & Earth element, have a lot of HP, can deal a lot of damage with the gavels, can put debuff curses on people they hit, and have a bit of a light weakness.

Doom Reaver (Undead, Level 61) (Undead, Level 61)
" These creatures possess ethereal lower-bodies that trail off into mist, wear tattered longcoats and broad-brimmed hats with skull pins on them, have skulls for heads with green, burning eyes, and dual-wield longrifles."
The Lich Lord-tier Reaver.

Doom Serpent of Valcont (Serpent Blessed, Undefined)
One of the most common, non-area-specific types of Serpent Blessed.

Door Mimic (Shapeshifter, Level 35)
No Description Provided.

Dornaii-Gosattru (Humanoid & Magic Being, Level 39 Non-Unique Boss)
"The room then fills with an upswelling of dramatic music. A hooded, humanoid figure in robes of paper inscribed with crimson symbols forms in the air."
Spawns in the Labyrinth of Paper Snowfall in Dol-Quorsis in special rooms. A rather unusual non-unique Boss entity.

Doublehead Ogre (Humanoid, Level 26)

Doublewrecker Assault Mecha (Robot, Level 60)
"A skyscraper-sized robot with missile pods on its shoulders and two giant wrecking balls for arms. It has rocket boosters in its back."
From the Knot of Trelhais. Drops:
Wrecker Arm- (Accessory, Upgrade, Physical & Technology, 15,000,000 Gold) +15,000 Melee Attack, +15,000 STR, Wielder's 'Melee Attack' and 'Melee Overdrive' actions pierces 15,000 Defense

Dracotank (Undefined, Level 30)
Drop Complex Flame Projectors.

Dragon-Man (Human & Dragon, Level 37)

Dragon Rider (Human & Dragon, Level 58)

Draugr (Undead, Level 70)
"Hulking undead warriors in the battle gear of great warlords and heroes"
The Draugr can only be slain by heroes wielding legendary weapons.

Dread Noose (Undead & Golem, Level 43)
"A spectral man hanging from a red rope that drips blood on the stage below him."

Dreggson's Lesser Cricket (Insect, Level 1, Unusually Weak)
"It's a particularly small, green cricket that chirps quietly."

Drifting War (Undead & Spirit & Horror, Level 69)
Has the Constant Effect 'Procession of Slaughter'.

Drillmech (Undefined, Undefined)
Specialised mass-summon created by Ardrakas Kresmeides.

Driver (Human, Level 20)

Drop Bear (Animal, Level 14)
Antipodean terror that weilds the power of surprise. Drops: Drop Attack- (Spell, Combat Arts, Physical & Air, 400 MP, 400,000 Gold) +400 Melee Attack, This action deals full Damage to targets below Level 40 in the back row on the first round of battle

Druunkelmroz (Humanoid, Level 39)
"A human-shaped figure made of white paper that crawls on elongated limbs. In place of its head is a drill of swirling black and white."
Spawns in the Labyrinth of Paper Snowfall in Dol-Quorsis. Drops:
Black-and-White-Spiral Drillface- (Accessory, Bioaugmentation, Light & Darkness, 4,500,000 Gold) +4,500 Melee Attack, Wielder's 'Melee Attack' actions may apply a debuff that stacks 5 times that provides -5,000 Defense

Duck-Headed Man (Humanoid & Aerial, Level 18)
A man with a duck's head.

Dusk Orc (Undefined, Undefined)
Found in Kragg Molorr in the Realm of Alduinn. Can drop Molorran Ingot.

Dylsynghaunas (Daemon & Horror & Bio-Horror, Level 600-799) Reference Link
Entity created by Gillingman. One is guarding the timeline of Rael'el that was created by the same, and is plumbing the depths of the alternate-Library in this timeline on Gillingman's behalf. Gives a warning to those who enter to leave immediately. Those who try and push their luck are annihilated.

Dyskossan (Aerial, Level 39 Elite)
"A folded paper crane the size of a ship that hungers with roiling blackness."
Spawns in the Labyrinth of Paper Snowfall in Dol-Quorsis. Drops:
Great Hungering Fragment- (Item, Antiquity, Darkness, 8,000,000 Gold)

Efreet Sultan (Magic Being, Level 65 Elite)
A stronger efreet that rules over its kin.

Elder Acid Dragon (Dragon, Undefined)
In the 80s level range.

Elder Crone (Undefined, Undefined)

Elder Crown Dragon (Dragon, Undefined)

Element-Drinker (Insect, Level 63)
Found on the Great Colossus Mursenmor.

Elite Fencer (Human, Level 26)

Emissary of the Industrial Archmagi (Undefined, Undefined)
Drop Industrial Archmagi's Brain Gears.

Enchanter (Human, Level 20)

Energy Turret (Undefined, Undefined)
Drops Projection Device.

ENTITY NAME NOT FOUND (Undefined, Undefined, Elite)
"It has a 2-D sprite that seems to keep switching between silhouette features of different creatures from the enemy list."
Aggressively glitchy, extremely strong entity found in Echo Providence. Completely destabilises the battle system, making the turn-order and ability to target things not work, among other powers.

Errybok (Animal, Undefined)
"It's about 2 feet tall, has four short horns, is vaguely gazelle-like, and has four large, solid-red eyes"

Escaped Lizard (Animal & Reptile, Level 6)
"Lizard creatures"
Found in the Big Underground Shopping Complex.

Ethereal Goose (Aerial, Level 11)
One of Julian's Grandmother's rarest birds. A goose that can move through objects without touching them.

Experimental Elemental Error 55-QRN (Elemental, Undefined)
Error-being that gathers or consumes newly-created, rare and weak abstandard elements.

Expurgation Elemental (Elemental, Level 68)
"A humanoid shape made of blue flames that burn away magic near him."

Eye Demon (Demon, Level 50)
"It is a collection of floating eyes with tendrils and horns, with one huge central eye and hundreds of satillite eyes."

Eye Siren (Robot, Level 60)
Specializes in scanning things and setting off summon chains with warning sirens. Has a 'self-destruct' move (but can reform). Found in the Knot of Trelhais.

Fan-Necked Acid Tyrant (Reptile, Level 39)
Found on Angardu IV.

Farmer from the Hereafter (Spirit, Level 4)
"A bearded farmer made of wispy blue spectral matter with a white outline of his features."

Feathered Dragon (Dragon, Level 60)
Entity that appears on Disc 41.

Ferolyne's Mechanical Cat (Robot, Level 16)
"An 8-foot-long mechanical cat"

Fifth-Metal Defense Turret (Machine, Level 31)
No Description Provided.

Fifth-Metal Gundrone (Robot, Level 31)
No Description Provided.

Fine Animated Dishes (Golem, Level 2)
"A set of floating china plates"
Encountered in the Bonus Stage disc, Disc 9,476,311 + 1/2, 'The Mad Artist's Studio' Dungeon

Fire Goblin (Humanoid, Level 2)

Fire Shadow Mage (Magic Being & Elemental & Humanoid, Level 31)
Enemy from Magmatic Drill Facility Five.

First-Metal Assault Cruiser (Machine, Level 40)
No Description Provided.

First-Metal Attack Craft (Machine, Level 35)
No Description Provided.

First-Metal Defense Turret (Machine, Level 31)
No Description Provided.

First-Metal Dropblade (Golem, Level 37)
No Description Provided.

First-Metal Gundrone (Robot, Level 31) [
No Description Provided.

First-Metal Highguard (Humanoid, Level 37)
No Description Provided.

First-Metal Warrior (Humanoid, Level 35)
No Description Provided.

Fit Surfer (Human, Level 3)
Entrants into the Muscle Contest. Lost miserably.

Flame Bee Broodqueen (Insect, Undefined)
No Description Provided.

Flame-Man Boxer (Magic Being & Elemental & Humanoid, Level 22)
Enemy from Magmatic Drill Facility Five.

Flamethrower Tank (Technologist Variant) (Undefined, Undefined)
Drop Improved Fireproof Tubing

Flame Warlord (Technologist Variant) (Undefined, Level 50)
Found on Disc 785. Drop Oil of Polished War.

Flamin' Babe (Magic Being & Elemental & Humanoid, Level 26)

Flammiyo (Animal & Monster, Level 35)
Enemy from Magmatic Drill Facility Five.

Flippant Chaos Postman (Human, Level 38)
A spawn of the mail disc while it was going haywire.

Fluffy Field Dracoflop (Dragon, Level 14)
"Some sort of furred, long-eared dragon things"
Wildlife found in the Great White Field of Disc 111,113. Not the most impressive example of dragonkind.

Fly Demon (Demon, Level 48)
A tougher version of the Foulness Demon.

Force Elephant Guardian (Animal, Level 55)
A semi-transparent elephant made of white force manifests about 40 feet to his right after he has been walking for a couple minutes.

Forgotton Dreadgeist (Undead, Undefined)
Power-stealing entity found in the Knot of Trelheis.

Fortune Giant (Humanoid, Level 71)
"A huge man who towers above the clouds, made of golden light. His clothes are shamrock-green, and he holds a huge set of dice. A spectral roulette wheel floats above his head."

Fourhand Conchman (Aquatic & Humanoid, Level 16)
"Conch-shells with eyes ringing them and arms and hand-tipped-legs protruding from their holes with white gloves on them"

Fourth-Metal Assault Cruiser(Machine, Level 40)
No Description Provided.

Fourth-Metal Attack Craft(Machine, Level 35)
No Description Provided.

Fourth-Metal Command Brain (Alien, Level 38)
No Description Provided.

Fourth-Metal Defense Turret(Machine, Level 31)
No Description Provided.

Fourth-Metal Gundrone (Robot, Level 31)
No Description Provided.

Fourth-Metal Highguard (Humanoid, Level 37)
No Description Provided.

Fourth-Metal Maulgaze (Monster, Level 36)
No Description Provided.

Fourth-Metal Reaper (Robot, Level 37)
No Description Provided.

Fourth-Metal Warrior (Humanoid, Level 35)
No Description Provided.

Fourth-Metal Wiseman (Humanoid, Level 37)
No Description Provided.

Friendly Doggie (Robot & Animal, Level 5)
A line of highly-popular robot pets with a very, very exclusively-dependent line of batteries. Apparently popular enough that people would pay hundreds of millions of Gold for a 25,000 Gold-value battery just to keep their pet running. It has Level 85-equivalent protections preventing its batteries from being replicated or replaced with alternatives.

Frog-Man (Aquatic & Humanoid, Level 20) Reference Link
Featured in the quest 'The God of the Marsh'.

Frogman Toxin Archer (Humanoid, Level 5)
"It's a frog-man with a bow dipped in a paralytic nerve poison"

Frog-Man War-Queen (Aquatic & Humanoid, Level 35) Reference Link
Featured in the quest 'The God of the Marsh'.

Frost Lady (Spirit, Level 21)
"A woman made of rough, living ice wearing a fine white dress with a snowstorm swirling around her."

Fulurussu (Demon, Level 72)
Greater demon of illness and curses.

Furnace Drake (Dragon, Undefined)
No Description Given

Gamberjukk (Golem, Level 37)
"A hammer of white paper with an eye drawn in glowing red on one side of its head. It walks on four folding, stilt-like legs."
Spawns in the Labyrinth of Paper Snowfall in Dol-Quorsis. Drops:
Slumbering Gamberjukk- (Weapon, Hammer, Light & Darkness, 4,700,000 Gold) +4,700 Melee Attack, 104% inflicts Fatigued: Stun, 104% inflicts Fatigued: Asleep

Gassmuul Sniper (Humanoid & Horror, Level 16)
Has the Constant Effect 'Bomb Bloat'.

Gazepod (Plant, Level 51)
"Pea pods ply the air like small boats, eyes opening on the sides of the pods every so often"

Gentlemanly Nut Man (Humanoid & Plant, Level 4)

Geomancer (Human, Level 20)

Geometric Fish (Undefined, Undefined)
Found in the Knot of Trelhais.

Geshluu-Wanyassi (Spirit & Golem, Level 47)
"A giant, floating wheel with a moaning skull in the center, surrounded by seventeen flying blades, each of which impales a human."

Ghannmutaaj (Golem, Level 39)
"A team of sixteen pale torso with legs but no other appendages trudges forward. Each has a large trunk extending from its torso, connecting to a white-bone assemblage that holds a battering ram of prodigious size. At the front of the battering ram is a black-and-red stylized eye."
Spawns in the Labyrinth of Paper Snowfall in Dol-Quorsis. Drops:
Paper Tendril's Hand- (Item, Antiquity, Darkness & Magic, 3,750,000 Gold)

Ghortennian (Aquatic & Golem, Level 38)
"A boat of folded paper with a crane's head for its figurehead. It walks across the land on four lion-like feet."
Spawns in the Labyrinth of Paper Snowfall in Dol-Quorsis. Drops:
Cloche of Floating Boats- (Item, Other: Firmament Aspect, Water, 5,500,000 Gold)

Ghoskrayyn (Aerial, Level 37)
"A folded paper body that clings to the air on segmented paper legs. Serpentine necks of folded paper patters extend downward as it scuttles upside-down a foot away from the ceiling, each tipped with a paper crane-head with snapping jaws and unbirdlike teeth."
Spawns in the Labyrinth of Paper Snowfall in Dol-Quorsis. Drops:
Paper Heart- (Accessory, Bioaugmentation, Light & Earth, 4,000,000 Gold) Wielder obtains -40% Resilience, Entities below Level 40 cannot Critical wielder

Ghost Bee (Undead & Insect, Level 35)
"about what you'd expect, only unnervingly large"

Ghost Shark Guy (Undead & Aquatic, Level 36)
"A ghost man with sunglasses with a shark with legs for his lower half"

Ghoulface'd Ghoul (Undead & Horror, Level 31)
The horrible fate of Ghoulface's victims. Drops inert after a period, changes buildings into a Ghoulface shack that spawns more of itself, and then springs back to 'life'. Rictus-grinning, blood-faced horrors in weirdly stylish suits or gowns.

Ghullmengrath (Undefined, Undefined)
"It appears to be a massive blimp made of pulsating gray tissue. On its front is a massive head akin to that of a large man with gridlike-implants placed in his eyes and a speaker in place of his mouth. Gears and metal wiring protrude from the bulbous creature, which stretches thousands of feet, and black blood and gray pus drip down from its form and the protruding gears turn with relentless precision."
A daemonic entity.

Giant Armored Shore Clam (Aquatic, Level 7)
No Description Provided.

Giant Beetle (Insect, Undefined)
Giant, 20-foot tall beetles that live in the Endless Desert.

Giant Cavern Death Cricket (Insect, Level 41)
"Horse-sized crickets with skull symbols on the back"
Moveset includes AOE low-odds Instant Death and Darkness and Acid breath attacks.

Giant Spider (Undefined, Level 23)
"A giant spider with a red hourglass on its belly."

Giant Trap-Door Spider (Insect, Level 9)

Gigaphage (Serpent Blessed, Undefined)
One of the most common, non-area-specific types of Serpent Blessed.

Gingelbrozz (Aerial & Golem, Level 39)
"A series of folded-paper gears in the shape of a crane's head in profile propelled along atop a series of writhing paper tendrils."
Spawns in the Labyrinth of Paper Snowfall in Dol-Quorsis. Drops:
Paper Tendrils of Writhing Air- (Accessory, Bioaugmentation, Earth & Air, 4,000,000 Gold) +4,000 Melee Attack, +4,000 Ranged Attack, +2,000 to wielder's turn-order-determining stat sum for turn-order-determining purposes as a non-stacking bonus.

Glabourxian Oozewalker (Ooze, Level 33) Reference Link
"A five-legged, eighteen-eyed ooze-creature that is eight feet tall and has seven arms"

Globe King (Magic Being, Level 75)
"It is a 400,000-kilometer-wide sphere with a massive face and a giant crown hovering above it. Thousands of smaller globes drift below it. It looks down at you with glowing eyes."

Globsuu Orengen (Ooze, Level 38)
"It is a whitish ooze of pulped paper with a large black-and-red eye that travels about its body."
Spawns in the Labyrinth of Paper Snowfall in Dol-Quorsis. Drops:
Paste of Lost Words- (Weapon, Stone, Light & Darkness, 3,500,000 Gold) +3,500 Magical Attack, 100% inflicts Impaired: Mute, 100% inflicts Hexed: Leech: Mana Leech, 100% inflicts Impaired: Forgetful

Gluttony Demon (Demon, Level 43)
As expected.

Gnomish Fireworks Expert (Fae & Humanoid, Level 7)
"A blonde gnome with pigtails skips on to the stage with bottle rockets strapped to her back and sets one off, creating a pretty explosion."

Goat-Professor (Animal, Level 14)

Gobbidyre (Magic Being, Level 37)
"A creature with a body structure similar to a catfish with strips missing from its body every couple of inches. It is made of whitish bone, and its face is a lamprey-like vortice of teeth. Around it crackles white-silver lightning, and it moves through the air via localized teleportation."
Spawns in the Labyrinth of Paper Snowfall in Dol-Quorsis. Drops:
Magebone Body- (Accessory, Bioaugmentation, Light & Darkness & Magic & Electrical, 4,000,000 Gold) Wielder gains the subtype Magic Being and deals 40,000 additional Electrical Damage

Goblegeist Wind-Phantasm (Undead, Level 19)

Goblin Ambusher (Humanoid, Level 2)

Goblin Hobo (Humanoid, Level 1)

Goblin Thief (Humanoid, Level 1)

Goblin Treasure King (Humanoid, Level 19)
Entity that appears on Disc 41.

Goblin Witch-Doctor (Humanoid, Level 3)

Godking of Ancient Waters (Level 85, Planetary, Elite)

Golden Cow (Level 60, Animal, Unusually Weak)
Has a 1% chance of tipping over and pinning someone.

Golden Locust Breather (Undefined, Undefined)
No Description Provided

Golem Stilt-Master (Golem, Undefined)
"The golem is short, fat, and made of some sort of brownish metal. Its body is covered in tribal designs and swirling patterns, and its arms and legs both look stumpy and ineffective. From its neck protrudes a brass pipe that goes up and then forwards and out. At the end of the pipe is a wheel of the brown metal. Around the wheel are four heads, one with glowing sapphires for eyes, one with emeralds, one with rubies, and one with topazes. All of the heads wear head-dresses. The golem seems to be muttering different things from all its heads in foreign tongues."
Found in the Library of the Lorekeepers.

Goldwall Froomrachnid (Insect, Level 42)
"A spider with a golden fur and a silver mask with two large tusks on its face"
Found in the Chomptomfroomer. Can inflict Wounded, Stunned and Poison. Has the ability Mask Wall, which increases its defense, defense against spells, and damage-dealt. Has another ability which increases its attack and dodge. Can create an AGI-damaging multi-round cocoon attack that causes Petrification when complete. Seems to get two actions a round.
Drops:
Goldwall Tuskmask- (Accessory, Mask, Physical & Earth, 12,600,000 Gold) +12,600 Defense, +12,600 Melee Attack, +120,000 HP as a bonus that stacks 3 times, 80% Resilience, +80% Resilience, 35% Physical Resistance, 35% Earth Resistance, 5% Base Element Resistance, Fatigued: Stun Immunity, Wielder must be Level 20 or greater

Golf Egg Defense Squad (Golem, Level 26)
"A group of three eggs with facial features of moustached men with monocles on them. They each hold a golf club and wear a dashing hat and coat. On their feet are leather boots, and they march in formation with one another while muttering about how fun a spot of golf would be."
Animate artwork created by the wealthy wizard Broshhington.

Gorianu-Hem (Golem, Level 39 Elite)
"A great white stone made of a chalky substance that resists normal blows. Upon its front is a symbolic eye traced in glowing red."
Spawns in the Labyrinth of Paper Snowfall in Dol-Quorsis. Drops:
Emblem Rock- (Item, Other: Firmament Aspect, Light & Earth & Magic, 7,500,000 Gold)

Gorilla of Ape Valley (Animal, Level 9)
Found in the Valley of Apes on Disc 40.

Gourd Hydra (Monster & Plant, Level 55)
"It has a body of knotted vines similar to that of a massive hydra and sixteen pumpkin-heads with carved-looking faces and glowing seeds in the interior."
Come in many varieties. One of the creature-types that overran Rumplespringle Farms.

Grand Control Pylon (Coded Being, Level 71)
Has the constant effect 'Technological Override'.

Grand Medical Archive Supervisor (Undefined, Undefined)
No Description Given

Grandpa Slime (Undefined, Undefined)
"It's a gray slime with a large beard and bushy eyebrows, but no eyes. It can speak and it moves slowly, using a floating cane to assist its locomotion. It likes to talk about whippersnappers and how things were back in the day, but is at least reasonably intelligent as far as slimes go."
Catrice is married to one.

Grandwall Ooze (Ooze, Level 62)

Grand Warlord (Humanoid, Level 65)

Grand White Magemoth (Insect, Level 26)
"Large, white-glowing moths"
Found in the Jungle of Magic Insects on Disc 40. Deal MIN damage and can apply debuffs that make their targets more susceptible to MIN and SPI damage.

Graphamakk (Humanoid, Level 39 Elite)
"An ivory-skinned giant with a black axes that trails symbols of red light. Where its head would be is a crane's head with smooth skin where its eyes would normally be."
Spawns in the Labyrinth of Paper Snowfall in Dol-Quorsis. Drops:
Graphamakk Axe- (Weapon, Axe, Darkness & Magic, 8,000,000 Gold) +8,000 Melee Attack, +80,000 MP as a non-stacking bonus, +8,000 STR, +8,000 SPI, 100% inflicts Hexed, 50% inflicts Wounded

Grass Herd (Undefined, Undefined)
"The grass travels about in herds"
Bizarre creature found in a jungle in which everything was conceptually backwards. Found in the Knot of Trelhais.

Grass-Slasher Beetle (Insect, Level 8)
"A man-sized beetle with two sword-like mandables and a black carapace with oragnish-red patterns on its shell"
Predatory wildlife found in Disc 111,113. Averse to weirdness.

Grease Kraken (Aquatic, Level 71)
Found in the Knot of Trelhais.

Great Arcanist (Human, Level 40)
"A figure with a cape and a halo of cards."

Great Big Macaw (Aerial, Level 16)
"A particularly large, angry macaw"
Found in the Jungle of Parrots on Disc 40. Can use a multi-target MIN-damaging annoying 'caw' attack. Drops:
Great Big Macaw Clothes- (Armor, Clothes, Air & Magic, 480,000 Gold) +480 Defense, Wielder's 'Melee Attack', 'Magical Attack', and 'Ranged Attack' actions may gain any one base element

Great Bladewing (Aerial, Level 35)
"An enormous bird with swordlike feathers scattered throughout its wings."

Great Blue Tunnelhorn Beetle (Insect, Level 24)
Found in the mushroom-themed dungeon in Disc 111,113. Drops:
Beetle's Horn- (Item, Antiquity, Earth, 9,600 Gold)

Great Channeler (Human, Level 45)
No Description Provided

Great Cloudvine Pythons (Plant & Reptile, Level 55)
One of the creature-types that overran Rumplespringle Farms.

Great Colossus Parasite (Monster & Insect, Level 68)
Found on the Great Colossus Mursenmor.

Great-Horned War Parrot (Aerial, Level 17)
"Massive parrots with sharp horns and claws big enough to crush a car"
Found in the Jungle of Tall Trees on Disc 40. Can use a multi-target MIN-damaging annoying 'caw' attack. Drops:
3 Great-Horned War Parrot Helm- (Accessory, Helm, Air & War, 890,000 Gold) +840 Defense, +890 Melee Attack, +800 STR, +800 AGI, 15% Critical, 15% Dodge, 1% Aerial Resisance

Great Magebean Plant (Plant, Level 59)
Gets several actions per round to cast in. Vulnerable to scythes and magic-reflecting.

Great Wooly Horror (Monster, Level 58)
"Twin monsters, each 100 feet tall, with wooly bodies, serpentine faces, tendrils for nails, and antlers with mouths on the ends of the prongs."
Can life-link to targets, including enemies.

Greater Browndeath Spider (Insect, Level 21) Reference Link
Drops: Browndeath Spider Hide Armor.

Greater Burning Old Woman (Human, Level 30)
Tristriana the Wandering Seer was transformed into one of these.

Greater Gamblin' Cowboy (Human, Level 22)
"A man in a cowboy outfit with rugged good looks."

Greater Mirror Golem (Golem, Undefined)
Entity summoned in from 'the future' by Mr. Quimby. Can reflect attacks.

Greater Moonbeast (Monster, Level 64)
Was native to the Moon of Yesleintyr before its destruction.

Greater Water Giant (Humanoid, Level 74)
"A duo of giant humanoids made of semisolid water with great beards, massive tridents, and grecian-style water clothes"
Entities presenting an obstacle to obtain the Decanter of the Primal Ocean.

Greater Zombie (Undead, Level 10)
No description given.

Great Steel Dragon (Dragon, Undefined)
Summoned by Makwari in the Knot of Trelhais.

Green Maw Slime (Ooze, Undefined)
"A large slime-creature, with a massive, toothy maw"

Green Swordsman (Plant, Level 22)
"It's a human-shaped shrub wielding a sword of synthesized green light; its form appears to be that of an armored warrior, and plants grow from the ground around it."

Green Warrior Lizardman (Reptile & Humanoid, Level 25)
Can become a Caffeinated Lizardman if they consume the right drink.

Greshallan (Humanoid, Level 37)
"A humanoid shape made of strips of coiling white paper. Magical whorls of black ink and mana swirl about it."
Spawns in the Labyrinth of Paper Snowfall in Dol-Quorsis. Drops:
Strips of Inked Cranepaper- (Weapon, Book, Light & Darkness, 4,500,000 Gold) +4,500 Magical Attack, +4,500 MIN, +4,500 SPI, +45,000 MP as a bonus that stacks twice, Wielder's 'Magical Attack' actions may gain either '45% inflicts Hexed' or 'Cures Hexed'

Grid Eater (Demon, Level 72 Elite)
Capable of seizing power over defense grids.

Grimbikk (Insect, Level 3)
Found on Angardu IV.

Groonslauuguul (Reptile, Level 55)
Found on Angardu IV. A somewhat rarer and more powerful spawn for the world.

Grumble (Humanoid, Level 8)
Creatures that live in the Grumblewood, in an alternate universe.

Gwannu-Hoteen (Aquatic & Animal, Level 36)
"A papercrafted from with black vortices where its eyes ought to be."
Spawns in the Labyrinth of Paper Snowfall in Dol-Quorsis. Resists Darkness. Drops:
Eye of Hunger- (Accessory, Bioaugmentation, Darkness, 7,000,000 Gold) +7,000 Magical Attack, +7,000 CON, 50% inflicts Voidstruck, May deal HP Drain, Wielder counts as wielding an additional Soul weapon

Hadjbalaum, Devourer of Sinners (Weakened Version) (Holy One, Level 40, Universe)
"The great beast stands forty feet high, with the head of a lion, three mouths, two on its stomach, eight feathered wings, the body of a furred beast, the tail of a scorpion, and a halo of light surrounding its body"

Hag (Humanoid, Undefined)
"Warty, green-skinned women wearing black robes and pointed hats. "
Magic-resistant, traditional-looking witches with attitude.

Hag Matron (Humanoid, Level 35)
"It is a gnarled, green-skinned human female with a warty face, incredibly sharp claws, dark robes, and a loud cackle."

Half-Demon Toad (Aquatic & Demon, Level 34) Reference Link
Featured in the quest 'The God of the Marsh'.

Half-Giant Wrestler (Human, Level 29)

Hand Horror (Horror, Undefined)
"A mound of black arms with long, red-tipped fingers that scream as they swipe."

Happy Child (Human, Level 1)
No Description Given.

Hardshell Clam (Aquatic, Level 1, Unusually Weak)
No Description Provided.

Hard-Shelled Bee-tle (Insect, Level 4)
Bee-themed insect native to Honeyworld.

Harpy Matriach (Undefined, Undefined)
"one larger harpy with a beaded vest as armor and a bladed staff with feathers dangling off of it"

Hasheen'Yahvuu (Animal & Magic Being, Level 37)
"It has a paper-white deer-like body that becomes mist as it moves and solid as it stands still. Its face is a blur of black and white, and its horns each support an orb, one black, one white, each with a red eye-like pattern on it."
Spawns in the Labyrinth of Paper Snowfall in Dol-Quorsis. Drops:
Stinger of Patterned Ink- (Accessory, Bioaugmentation, Darkness & Magic, 6,500,000 Gold) +6,500 Melee Attack, 65% inflicts Manablasted: Depatterned

Haunted Organ (Undead & Golem, Level 18)
Has the Constant Effect 'Loud'.

Hawk-Faced Sniper (Undefined, Level 15)
"An individual with birdlike (but still human) features"
Drops Hawk-Faced Sniper's Gun.

Heat Calculator (Machine, Level 33)
Enemy from Magmatic Drill Facility Five.

Heiress of Stone and Battle (Spirit, Level 67)
"A statue of a woman with war-robes, a glaive, and a massive headdress whose eyes shine with divine light"
A dual-portfolio demi-deity that spawned with deific powers thanks to the nature of the Sundered Lands, but is weaker than a Planetary.

Hellfire Void Demon (Demon, Level 59)
"Two demons with robes of hooked chains, wings of void, and bellies of hellfire"

Helper Spark (Magic Being, Level 60)
Like a Mana Spark, only guaranteed to have positive results for the majority of individuals it comes into contact with.

Herd of Goat-Professors (Animal, Level 21)
"A group of uncooperative goat-professors"
Want people to know that the way forward in lawn care is correct chemical treatment and controlled grazing. A Unit.

Hessrex Soldier (Human, Level 5)

Hexmeister (Undefined, Undefined)
Has the ability to increase the MP cost of enemy attacks.

High Guard of Hessrex (Human, Level 10)

Highsteppe Mummy (Undead, Level 55)
Enemy found in The Khan's Tomb. Drop Dry Bandages and Khan's Treasures.

Hippo-Kin Annoyance General (Humanoid, Level 38)

Hippo-Kin Annoying Noisemaster (Humanoid, Level 28)

Hippo-Kin Asbestos Installer (Humanoid, Level 21)

Hippo-Kin Autocannabalism-Promoter (Humanoid, Level 22)

Hippo-Kin Bakery Driver (Humanoid, Level 34)

Hippo-Kin Baseball Murderer (Undefined, Undefined)

Hippo-Kin Bizarro Shipper (Humanoid, Level 33)

Hippo-Kin Blender-Assassin (Undefined, Undefined)
Found in Disc 334,891,263 of Nexus in Building 451,335.

Hippo-Kin Bombrider Cowboy (Humanoid, Level 38)

Hippo-Kin Bone-Remover (Humanoid, Level 26)

Hippo-Kin Brain Miner (Humanoid, Level 33)

Hippo-Kin Bromoil Overcultavator (Humanoid, Level 33)

Hippo-Kin Capsaicin Torturer (Humanoid, Level 22)

Hippo Kin Car Charmer (Humanoid, Level 33)

Hippo-Kin Career Institute Head Professor of Cooking (Humanoid, Undefined, Elite)

Hippo-Kin Career Institute Head Professor of Gardening (Humanoid, Undefined, Elite)

Hippo-Kin Career Institute Head Professor of Janitorial Services (Humanoid, Level 25, Elite)

Hippo-Kin Career Institute Head Professor of Literature and Philosophy (Humanoid, Level 35, Elite)

Hippo-Kin Career Institute Head Professor of Maintainence and Mechanics (Humanoid, Undefined, Elite)

Hippo-Kin Career Institute Head Professor of Medicine (Humanoid, Undefined, Elite)

Hippo-Kin Career Institute Head Professor of Music (Humanoid, Undefined, Elite)

Hippo-Kin Career Institute Head Professor of Sports (Humanoid, Level 25, Elite)

Hippo-Kin Career Institute Head Professor of Transportation (Humanoid, Undefined, Elite)

Hippo-Kin Career Institute Head Professor of Underwater Careers (Humanoid, Undefined, Elite)

Hippo-Kin Chandalier Rigger (Humanoid, Level 37)

Hippo-Kin Chef Knifemaster (Humanoid, Level 20)

Hippo-Kin Chemicial Mixmeister (Humanoid, Level 22)

Hippo-Kin Combat Poet (Humanoid, Level 31)

Hippo-Kin Deathly Mortarmeister (Humanoid, Level 37)

Hippo-Kin Deathtrap Installationist (Humanoid, Level 23)

Hippo-Kin Deathtrap Realtor (Humanoid, Level 28)

Hippo-Kin Deranged Maestro (Humanoid, Level 28)

Hippo-Kin Destructobot (Robot, Level 25)

Hippo-Kin Destructobot Repairman (Humanoid, Level 25)

Hippo-Kin Doomfern Whisperer (Humanoid, Level 28)

Hippo-Kin Doomzoo Foreman (Humanoid, Level 39)

Hippo-Kin Drill Sergeants (Humanoid, Level 38)

Hippo-Kin Dynamite Fishermen (Humanoid, Level 25)

Hippo-Kin Electro-Antitherapist (Humanoid, Level 26)

Hippo-Kin Falsehood Photographer (Humanoid, Level 33)

Hippo-Kin Fell Grillmaster (Humanoid, Level 22)

Hippo-Kin Fish Hypnotist (Humanoid, Level 28)

Hippo-Kin Flute Warrior (Humanoid, Level 26)

Hippo-Kin Food Poisoner (Humanoid, Level 20)

Hippo-Kin Furious Knitter (Undefined, Undefined)

Hippo-Kin Furniture-Cooker (Humanoid, Level 20)

Hippo-Kin Garbage Repositioner (Humanoid, Level 21)

Hippo-Kin Golf Disasterist (Humanoid, Level 23)

Hippo-Kin Hazard Programmer (Humanoid, Level 33)

Hippo-Kin Hockey Maniac (Humanoid, Level 22)

Hippo-Kin Horror Scholar (Humanoid, Level 32)

Hippo-Kin Human-Cooker (Humanoid, Level 22)

Hippo-Kin Indiscriminate Bomber (Humanoid, Level 37)

Hippo-Kin Inopportune Telemarketer (Humanoid, Level 27)

Hippo-Kin Labyrinth Entangler (Undefined, Undefined)

Hippo-Kin Lake-Drinker (Humanoid, Level 25)

Hippo-Kin Lawnmower Maniac (Humanoid, Level 26)

Hippo-Kin Lethal Foreshadower (Humanoid, Level 33)

Hippo-Kin Magma-Inventor (Humanoid, Level 39)

Hippo-Kin Mania Gadgeteer (Humanoid, Level 21)

Hippo-Kin Memory Rewriter (Humanoid, Level 34)

Hippo-Kin Microwave Gazemaster (Humanoid, Level 25)

Hippo-Kin Midas Bomber (Humanoid, Level 39)

Hippo-Kin Minesweeping Broommaster (Humanoid, Level 36)

Hippo-Kin Miniature Violinist (Humanoid, Level 27)

Hippo-Kin Missile Rider (Humanoid, Level 38)

Hippo-Kin Mohawk Surfer (Humanoid, Level 26)

Hippo-Kin Moon-Nose Inverter (Humanoid, Level 32)

Hippo-Kin Nihilistic Philosopher (Humanoid, Level 32)

Hippo-Kin Ninja Janitor (Humanoid, Level 21)

Hippo-Kin Obese Songstress (Humanoid, Level 30)

Hippo-Kin Obstinate Doorguard (Level 22, Humanoid)

Hippo-Kin Organ Rearranger (Humanoid, Level 28)

Hippo-Kin Opinion-Bludgeoner (Humanoid, Level 31)

Hippo-Kin Overpowered Self-Insertionist (Humanoid, Level 35)

Hippo-Kin Paranoia Zookeeper (Humanoid, Level 33)

Hippo-Kin Person-Fictionalizer (Humanoid, Level 35)

Hippo-Kin Personality-Rewriter (Humanoid, Level 34)

Hippo-Kin Plague Smuggler (Humanoid, Level 35)

Hippokin Pothole-Adder (Humanoid, Level 20)

Hippo-Kin Pricegouging Mechanic (Humanoid, Level 21)

Hippo-Kin Radioactive Scholar (Humanoid, Level 39)

Hippo-Kin Rage Coach (Humanoid, Level 25)

Hippo-Kin Rage Masseuse (Humanoid, Level 27)

Hippo-Kin Raging Busdriver (Humanoid, Level 34)

Hippo-Kin Reef Exploder (Humanoid, Level 28)

Hippo-Kin Relatavist Buffwarper (Humanoid, Level 33)

Hippo-Kin Restaurant Criticizer (Humanoid, Level 21)

Hippo-Kin Rhodadendron Terrorizer (Humanoid, Level 26)

Hippo-Kin Salmonella Cultivator (Humanoid, Level 20)

Hippo-Kin Security Friskmaster (Level 21, Humanoid)

Hippo-Kin Scuba Saboteur (Humanoid, Level 27)

Hippo-Kin Snobbish Drinker (Humanoid, Level 20)

Hippo-Kin Soldeidrethanoic Recalcantantabuliaic Seymulhesylresmer (Humanoid, Level 35)

Hippo-Kin Spirit Gelatinizer (Humanoid, Level 34)

Hippo-Kin Statue Impersonator (Humanoid, Level 25)

Hippo-Kin Structural Demolitionist (Humanoid, Level 38)

Hippo-Kin Surrealist Reality-Sculpter (Humanoid, Level 34)

Hippo-Kin Tank Teleporter (Humanoid, Level 39)

Hippo-Kin Taxi Murderer (Humanoid, Level 31)

Hippo-Kin Terror-Aqueduct Designer (Humanoid, Level 38)

Hippo-Kin Terror-Cactus Grower (Humanoid, Level 28)

Hippo-Kin Torpedo Herder (Humanoid, Level 27)

Hippo-Kin Tower Trapper (Humanoid, Level 36)

Hippo-Kin Tragic Writer (Humanoid, Level 31)

Hippo-Kin Tumor Rancher (Humanoid, Level 27)

Hippo-Kin Wacky Chiropractor (Humanoid, Level 28)

Hippo-Kin War Lumberjack (Humanoid, Level 27)

Hippo-Kin Water-Instigator (Humanoid, Level 25)

Hippo-Kin Whale Wielder (Humanoid, Level 28)

Hippo-Kin Wire Refrayer (Humanoid, Level 20)

Hippo-Kin Wordcraft-Pilot (Humanoid, Level 33)

Hippo-Kin Yelling Merchant (Humanoid, Level 26)

Hippo-Kin Zonal Battle-Tiler (Humanoid, Level 36)

Hip-Ster (Abstract, Level 21)
"A pelvis wearing tight jean-shorts with a pair of glasses floating above it"
An abhorrently pretentious piece of anatomy.

Hogboss (Humanoid, Level 21)
"A massive pig-man in a fancy-but-ash-stained suit with money stuffed in its pockets and a large cigar."

Hok Graff (Humanoid, Level 39)
"A hulking being with a white body, black hands, a second pair of black hands where its feet should be, and a crescent-moon face sculpted from paper-mache with red designs for eyes."
Spawns in the Labyrinth of Paper Snowfall in Dol-Quorsis. Drops:
Moon Etchings- (Item, Other: Firmament Aspect, Magic & Light & Darkness, 5,500,000 Gold)

Hollow Scorpion (Insect & Undead, Level 25)
"A hollowed-out scorpion shell with thousands of scorpions and spiders scuttling out of holes in its frame as is skitters around the stage."

Honeybee Badger (Animal, Level 16)

Hoomturwheemulwhissul (Monster, Level 100-199)
"A long-bodied, twenty-eight-legged red-furred creature with a sucker mouth, large eyes, blue spots, and a shining golden mohawk"

Hopping Ooze Collection (Ooze, Level 22)
Weird ooze-variety collected by the Fleshwarpers for unfathomable reasons.

Hordelizard Archlizard Freezemaster (Humanoid & Reptile, Level 37)

Hordelizard Archlizard Immolator (Humanoid & Reptile, Level 38)

Hordelizard Archlizard Shieldmaster (Humanoid & Reptile, Level 38)

Hordelizard Archlizard Thunder Keeper (Humanoid & Reptile, Level 37)

Hordelizard Archlizard Warmaster (Humanoid & Reptile, Level 39)

Hordelizardling Swarm (Animal & Reptile, Level 21, Unit)

Hordelizard Lizardmaster Brawler (Humanoid & Reptile, Level 21)

Hordelizard Lizardmaster Macemaster (Humanoid & Reptile, Level 22)

Hordelizard Lizardmaster Meteor-Hammer Devestator (Humanoid & Reptile, Level 26)

Hordelizard Lizardmaster War Leader (Humanoid & Reptile, Level 29)

Hordelizard Lizardmaster War Shaman (Humanoid & Reptile, Level 21)

Hordelizard Lizardmaster Whipmaster (Humanoid & Reptile, Level 23)

Hordelizard Wave (Humanoid & Reptile, Level 21, Unit)

Hordemaster Archlizard Mutationist (Humanoid & Reptile, Level 39)

Horned Burrowing Rabbit (Animal, Level 1)
Wildlife found in Disc 111,113.

Horned Dread-Reaper (Undead, Level 80 Elite)
It has instant-death (of course), high offense, incorporeal dodge, summoning other reapears, and the like

Horned Vessilyeger (Monster, Level 23)
Creature whose skeleton was found in Sunthrone. Form gained by Oneman in Sunthrone.

Horned Wallcharger (Animal & Reptile, Level 26)

Horse Spirits Horse (Animal, Level 45)
Horse and purveyor of Horse Spirits. Frequently holds contests to see who can withstand the 400-proof ultra-strong liquor.

Hortenvaugg (Insect, Level 38)
"A giant stag beetle made of folded paper. Its horn's tips have human-like heads made of similar folded paper on their ends, but lack eyes."
Spawns in the Labyrinth of Paper Snowfall in Dol-Quorsis. Drops:
Paper Horn of Sightless Men- (Accessory, Bioaugmentation, Light & Darkness, 4,000,000 Gold) +4,000 Melee Attack, +4,000 Defense, +4,000 STR, Impaired: Blind Immunity, Wielder counts as having two additional allies.

Hurricane Demon (Demon, Level 55)
"A seventeen-foot demon with smoky black flesh, four arms that float beside its body, and a long, crocodilian mouth with four eyes set above it"

Hyaena-man Arms Dealer (Humanoid & Animal, Level 15)
Suddenly spawned selling a large box of 'GRIN-ades' on Disc 58. Had his entire stock bought out by Lili and Alrick in a scheme to take out No-Heart.

Hydepluros (Serpent Blessed, Undefined)
One of the most common, non-area-specific types of Serpent Blessed.

Ibodian (Alien, Level 15-40)
"Generally human like, with pale purple-ish skin and a ridge along their forehead"
A race of spacefaring aliens. Known for using pool cues as weapons.

Ibodian Base Commander (Alien, Level 35)
No Description Given

Ibodian Communications Officer (Alien, Level 25)
No Description Given

Ibodian Facility Guard (Alien, Level 25)
No Description Given

Ibodian Facilities Coordinator (Alien, Level 24)
No Description Given

Ibodian Missile Scientist (Alien, Level 25)
No Description Given

Ice-Cream-Selling Wizard (Human, Level 5)
No Description Given.

Icelands Dragon (Dragon, Undefined)
"A giant dragon made of ice and snow"
Crimettya of the Icelands rides one of these.

Ice Zombie (Undefined, Undefined)
Relatively low-level undead. Appears in packs.

Ichaki Wintertalker (Humanoid, Level 19)
"A young woman in a parka with solid-blue eyes and a horn of ice pertruding from her forehead. She has fluffy mittens and a staff with three blue crystals hanging from its end, each on a white string."

Ichthioswarmbeast of the Most Ancient Depths (Aquatic, Level 73)
"A swarm of giant ichthyosaurs and other undesea predators in the shape of a single, massive member of their kind. They number in the hundreds of thousands"
It can overtake aquatics and add them to its rank, regenerates by adding new swarm members when in areas with large amounts of water mana, and checks for crit confirmation multiple times per attack due to its huge number of sharp mouths. They can merge with water, control weather, use psychic attacks, and other things.

Ichthyarmis (Aquatic, Level 65)
"A massive fish-monster with seven rows of teeth, a sleek body, and two arms with giant claws"
Arch-predator of the ancient ocean. Drops:
Ancient Sea King's Tooth- (Item, Antiquity, Water & Physical, 700,000 Gold)

Idol of Myng (Golem, Level 45)
"A giant idol of a bearded man in ornate robes with a giant ruby in his forehead. He is in a meditative pose."

Illymendorian Mothraven (Insect & Aerial, Level 33) Reference Link
"Purple moths with raven heads"
Found in the Disjoint Major Timeline B of Rael'el.

Imitation Doombeast (Level 60, Animal, Unusually Weak)

Impoverished Goblin (Humanoid, Level 1)

Incubus-Baron (Demon, Level 39)

Inferno Demon (Demon, Level 55)
Rougher versions of Fire Demons. Drops (as noted in the Unwinnable No Longer quest) Inferno Demon's Orb and Inferno Demon's Robe.

Inverted Sun (Solar Being & Undead, Level 95 Elite)
"A congregation of black flames in the symbolic shape of an inverted starburst, triangles within the circle pointing inwards, sucking light and vision away."

Invisible Bunny (Undefined, Undefined)
Found in Disc 334,891,263 of Nexus in Building 451,335.

Invisible Llama (Undefined, Undefined)
Bizarre creature found in a room of contradictions in the Knot of Trelhais. Can plainly be seen.

Invisible Robot Clone (Robot, Undefined)
Summon of Doctor Catastrophe.

Inyii Traphuu (Insect, Level 37)
"A wasplike creature with a stinging tail made of inked designs and wings of paper with patterned cutouts. Its eyes are like onyx, occasionally flashing with tiny red symbols."
Spawns in the Labyrinth of Paper Snowfall in Dol-Quorsis. Drops:
Stinger of Patterned Ink- (Accessory, Bioaugmentation, Darkness & Magic, 6,500,000 Gold) +6,500 Melee Attack, 65% inflicts Manablasted: Depatterned

Isle of Eyes (Level 78, Large Structure & Horror)
Has the Constant Effect 'Devourer Tendrils'.

It Lived In Jason's Closet These Many Years (Abstract, Level 46)
"A pair of skeletal legs atop the pedals of a unicycle. A broken TV is balanced on the seat, emitting a low whine."
A predatory type of abstract that refrains from attacking if the individuals dwelling in the same residence all have three square meals a day.

J'korri (Insect & Alien, Level 41)
"Red-shelled insectoid aliens"
A race of insectoid humanoids that attack worlds, strip them of resources, breaks them into small sub-chunks, and launches those off with dormant J'korri inside them with collision courses set for worlds they plan to attack.

J'Korri Warrior (Insect & Alien, Level 60)

Jabberjabber Tower (Large Structure, Level 60)
"A massive tower composed of colored segments, each of with is ringed with four mouths. It begins blabbering in hundreds of languages"
From the Knot of Trelhais. Has the ability 'Thousandfold Jivespeak'. Drops:
Metalingual Face- (Accessory, Mask, Magic & Air, 25,000,000 Gold) +25,000 Defense, +2,500 Defense against Stat Damage, Impaired Immunity, Wearer suffers no negative effects from the status effect Impaired: Mute, Wearer can speak nearly any language as an RP power

Janus Mind (Undefined, Undefined)
Entity that Oneman would benefit from equipping.

Jar of Dreams (Magic Being, Level 59)
Enemy found in The Khan's Tomb. Drop Bottled Dreamstuff and Breathe the Mist of Dreams.

Jasmashi-Golennu (Golem, Level 39)
"A four-spindle-legged black-metal creature with a single red eye for a body"
An enemy from Dol-Quorsis. Absorbs some elements (likely Magic, Darkness and/or Light) along with the Hexed status effect, growing in power from such attacks. Self-buffs to increase speed and dodge. Can use MIN-damaging Earth attacks. Drops the Sliver of Pillar-Red Firmament Aspect.

Jellyfish Titan (Aquatic & Humanoid, Level 86)
Rather intense native of the Semi-Luminous Emptiness of Yundeloop.

Jet-Black Death Bee (Insect, Undefined)
A summon of Beekeeping Ryan. Deals decent damage and has a chance of causing Instant Death.

Jewel-Eyed Doll (Golem, Level 3)
"A mannequin with sapphires for eyes"
Encountered in the Bonus Stage disc, Disc 9,476,311 + 1/2, 'The Mad Artist's Studio' Dungeon

Jingervaut (Humanoid, Level 38)
"A humanlike shape with a bell upon a gallows for a head, made entirely of paper. The bell's clapper makes little noise, only that of paper striking paper; whenever it does so, however, black smoke puffs out."
Spawns in the Labyrinth of Paper Snowfall in Dol-Quorsis. Drops:
Smoke Bell- (Item, Other: Firmament Aspect, Fire & Darkness & Air, 3,700,000 Gold)

Jogori-Jorainu (Magic Being, Level 36)
"A creature with four stilt-legs and a pulsating crimson symbol made of curving lines where its central body would be."
Spawns in the Labyrinth of Paper Snowfall in Dol-Quorsis. Drops:
Symbol of Jogori- (Weapon, Soul, Darkness & Energy, 7,000,000 Gold) +7,000 Magical Attack, 50% inflicts Voidstruck, May deal HP Drain, 40% Darkness Resistance, Wielder Absorbs Darkness from sources below Level 20

Joker Mimic (Undefined, Undefined)
A higher-tier Mimic that takes the form of fancy chests to lure in unsuspecting prey.

Jol-Ikkatriio (Aerial, Level 39)
"A bird with a paper-cutout head"
Aerial-enemy from the odd world of Dol-Quorsis. Drops the Folded Bird Firmament Aspect.

Juuturi-Gosiannu (Magic Being, Level 37)
"A vortice of batlike wings with a light at the center and black-and-white line-patterns materializing and running along them"
Spawns in the Labyrinth of Paper Snowfall in Dol-Quorsis. Drops:
Vortex Wing- (Item, Firmament Aspect, Light & Darkness & Air, 3,750,000 Gold)

Jyaukuurmash (Aquatic, Level 39)
"A massive, semi-conch like shell pulled across the ground by hundreds of tendrils of paper. The opening to the shell sucks in magic and life in a black-and-white vortex."
Spawns in the Labyrinth of Paper Snowfall in Dol-Quorsis. Drops:
Conch Which Speaks- (Item, Other: Firmament Aspect, Water & Air, 5,700,000 Gold)

Keening Dread-Bat (Cthonian & Animal, Level 42)
Dangerous resident of the Inescapable Well. Drops: Dreadbat Hat- (Accessory, Hat, Sonic & Earth & Darkness, 7,500,000 Gold) +7,500 Defense, +7,500 Ranged Attack, Wielder's 'Melee Attack' actions may deal HP Drain, Wielder's 'Ranged Attack' actions may gain '100% inflicts Impaired: Deaf'.

Khartuu'Dorgerr (Magic Being, Level 38)
"It is a towering creature made of white bone segments held together with streams of black magic, its face is bird-like with a cruelly-hooked beak, and its arms end in singular barbed hooks."
Spawns in the Labyrinth of Paper Snowfall in Dol-Quorsis. Drops:
Khartuu'Dorgerr's Claw- (Weapon, Polearm, Physical & Darkness, 6,300,000 Gold) +6,300 Melee Attack, Wielder's 'Melee Attack' actions may move a single one of their targets that is below Level 60 that has a lower Strength than wielder from the back row to the front row

Khorli Osenaunt (Magic Being, Level 37 Elite)
"It is a towering, humanoid shape made of strips of paper with black-ink symbols on them, body extending from a white vortex above which cranes materialize, drift downwards, and crumple as they are sucked into its depths. Six spheres, three red, three white, all with red symbols on it, move around its body in patters. Where its head would be floats a vortex of white, black, and red."
Spawns in the Labyrinth of Paper Snowfall in Dol-Quorsis. Drops:
Khorli Osecrest- (Item, Firmament Aspect, Light & Darkness, 7,000,000 Gold)

Killer Stalagmite (Cthonian, Level 18)
Found in the Inescapable Well. Drops: Stalactite Meat- (Consumable, Food, Earth, 1 Charge, 17,000 Gold) Deals 170 Flat Earth element HP Healing, 15% inflicts Confusion on non-Earth-element targets

Knight-Champion of Mist and Flame (Magic Being & Elemental & Humanoid, Level 76 Elite)
"A humanoid shape with silver-black armor with dramatically-backwards-swept edges and corners that end in points, with open spaces showing blue, flamelike flesh that turns into cool mist. It holds a thrice-curved sword of the same metal as its armor, the blade's side bearing looping designs and patterns reminiscent of flame mingling with air."
It has a large range of counters, blade techniques, fire attacks, mist and gas effects, teleportation, zone-manipulation, damage-over-time-sticky-attacks, auto-damage-blocking, wind moves, and assorted combat techniques.

Knight of Never (Humanoid, Level 78)
Has the Constant Effect 'Time-Devourer's Sword', which eats extra actions that enemies would gain (most of the time, at least) and ups the Damage it deals to Time-element sources. Can also strip Time-based buffs part of the time.

Kobold Cutpurse (Humanoid, Level 1)

Kobold Thief (Humanoid, Level 2)

Kurreyx Beetle (Insect, Undefined)
A hilariously lethal insect. Its toxin is ridiculously potent.

Lamp Abstract (Abstract, ??)
"a green porcelain lamp with wheels and a large pair of lips on it, with a pattern of dancing beavers and bears with fezes on its shade. Around it dance the lowercase letters of the alphabet, and a halo of pitchfoks, bananas, and cyclops-geese floats around it. It's fifty geet tall."

Land Mimic (Shapeshifter, Undefined)
A special type of mimic that imitates places.

Large Brumblenooz (Insect, Level 9)
Found on Angardu IV.

Largeman Cockatoo (Aerial, Level 12)
"A massively overweight cockatoo"
One of Julian's Grandmother's rarest birds. A massively fat cockatoo. It is able to anchor itself to the earth to avoid being moved.

Largeman Duck (Aerial, Undefined)
Distantly related to the Largeman Cockatoo, albeit more powerful and malicious. Created by ambient mana exposure to the Wacky Mallard.

Latthu-Hatto (Plant, Level 39 Elite)
"A garden of paper vines and origami flowers. Its flowers' centers hold many teeth, and symbols of glowing red appear in the air around it then fade around."
Spawns in the Labyrinth of Paper Snowfall in Dol-Quorsis. Drops:
White Flower's Outline- (Item, Other: Firmament Aspect, Light, 8,000,000 Gold)

Laughing Tome: Green (Golem & Magic Being, Level 45) Reference Link
Has area-manipulation / zone-damage-effects and healing (including weird offensive-heals that heal but stick later damage effects on you) from a mix of Geomancy and Healer Magic

Laughing Tome: Purple (Golem & Magic Being, Level 45) Reference Link
Has offensive magic and drain powers that are focused on Dark Magic and Wizard Magic.

Laughing Tome: Yellow (Golem & Magic Being, Level 45) Reference Link
Has debuffs and lots of sand-related stuff from a mix of Enchantment and Geomancy.

Lavafish (Aquatic, Level 30)

Leaping Death Spider (Undefined, Level 28)
No Description Provided

Leech Dragon (Insect & Dragon, Level 55)
"a mass of animate leeches in the shape of an insect-winged dragon"

Legendary Grand Champion (Undefined, Level 59)
"Armored men."

Lesser Corpse Giant (Undefined, Level 35)
"The skeletons and zombies behind him merge into a giant corpse"

Liar Demon (Demon, Level 41)
Small, casts Illusion magic.

Lich Alchemist (Undead, Level 61)
"A lich in an alchemist's coat with numerous potions"

Lich-Juggernaut (Undead, Level 80 Elite)
"A hulking creature with a reddish-black stone body, six arms, a tauric lower torso, four stone wings, and a skull-head. A giant gem is set in its forehead, and it holds six weapons that continually flicker in and out for half-cast spells and other armaments."
The Lich-Juggernaut is a terror on four stone legs. It has all sorts of magic. The thing on its forehead is a fake that triggers a super-attack when broken. The phylactery is in a different part of the tower, and it's going to keep coming back and joining battle after battle till you break it. It can use Juggernaut Force to override immunities, deals tons of damage, has high HP, has AOE spells, and can swap around its skillset.

Lich Mentalist Elder Mindlords (Undead, Level 73)
Have an MP-using move that causes Insanity.

Lich-Priest (Undead, Level 61)
"A lich in priestly robes"

Lich Shade (Undead, Level 65)
"A skull-faced shadow that flickers about"

Lich-Wyrm (Undead, Level 65)
These undead dragons have mastered necromantic magic and combine the most vicious aspects of a lich lord with those of a dragon.

Liepdorger (Aerial, Level 37)
"A blimp of folded paper with white-bone ribbing and a cloud of blackness and churning red floating below it."
Spawns in the Labyrinth of Paper Snowfall in Dol-Quorsis. Drops:
White Membrane- (Item, Antiquity, Light & Darkness, 3,500,000 Gold)

Lightning Elemental (Elemental, Level 30)

Living Brass Juggernaut (Undefined, Level 68)
Drops Living Brass.

Living Spear (Undefined, Undefined)
No Description Provided

Lizard Dragon (Reptile & Dragon, Level 32)

Lizard Goliath (Humanoid & Reptile, Level 35)

Lizardmass (Monster & Reptile, Level 38)
"A massive amalgam-beast of 60 or 70 different giant lizard fused together with numerous heads, legs, claws, a massive body, and regenerative capabilities."

Lizard-Mole (Cthonian, Level 9)
Creature from the Inescapable Well.

Lizard Priest (Humanoid & Reptile, Level 21)

Long-Dead Spearmaster (Undead, Undefined)
No Description Provided.

Long-Legged Ogre (Humanoid, Level 18)

Long-Trip Fruit Hauling Truck (Machine & Vehicle, Level 2)
"It's a Long-Trip Fruit Hauling Truck (in this case the automatically-altering decals on the side indicate that it's carrying limes). It's moving at about 50 mph, it's about standard sized for a large tractor-trailor truck. No obvious weapons."

Lordmaster of Wars (Undefined, Level 59)
"Armored men."

Lordmaster Penguin (Aerial, Level 18 Elite)
"A regal penguin with a red-and-gold crest around its head"
One of Julian's Grandmother's rarest birds. A penguin whose presence demands servitude.

Lord of the Dead (Undead, Level 65)
"These undead wear royal finery, wield greatswords, and have outfits made of the furs of great beasts."
They control other undead utterly. These have aura-boosts and AOE direct / undead control.

Lorreman Salesman (Human, Level 1)
"Identical looking clerks in cheap outfits with clip-on ties and the same short, black haircuts"
Mass-produced/spawned clerks. This particular 'model' works for Lorreman Televisions.

Lumendeep Echofolk (Humanoid & Elemental, Level 18)
"Luminous silhouettes drinking glowing drinks in which swim jellyfish-like creatures"

Luminous Violet Shardian (Elemental & Cthonian, Level 43)
"A group of tall, purple crystals skittering around on five crystalline legs."

Lunar Ooze (Ooze, Level 62)
Was native to the Moon of Yesleintyr before its destruction. Absorbs most base elements.

Lunar Worm (Cthonian, Level 61)
Was native to the Moon of Yesleintyr before its destruction.

Macetail Behemoth Lizard (Humanoid & Reptile, Level 39)

Macho Sailor (Human, Level 5)
"A muscular sailor"

Mackeral-Bird (Undefined, Undefined)
"Above the calls of mackeral can be heard as a school of mackeral is beset by a divebombing mole"
Bizarre creature found in a jungle in which everything was conceptually backwards. Found in the Knot of Trelhais.

Madder Vending (Machine, Level 18)
"A vending machine"
A bigger, more powerful version of Mad Vending. Found in the Big Underground Shopping Complex.

Mad Vending (Machine, Level 8)
"A vending machine"
A crazed vending machine. Found in the Big Underground Shopping Complex. Capable of firing caustic soda (and a variety of other weaponised beverages) at people. Can also dispense normal drinks.

Mage-Archaeologist of Quoz (Undefined, Undefined)
"He's slightly tall, slightly old, muscular for his age, has an impressive beard, and tends to wear robes or an explorer's clothes. He is a nice man and is highly interested in unearthing lost lore and enjoys collecting both magic relics and spells. Though intelligent, he is somewhat absent-minded at times and tends to leave his possessions in disorganized piles. His skills included varied spellcasting with a focus in wizardry, and a combination of sword and whip use in melee combat."
Lili du Magul is married to one.

Magebane Swarm (Insect, Level 25 Unit)
Found in the Jungle of Magic Insects on Disc 40. Deal SPI damage, MP damage, and can destroy magic-boosting items by eating them.

Mage Gourd (Plant, Level 43)
They cast primarily elemental attack spells and are vulnerable to Energy

Magnetic Gargoyle (Undefined, Undefined)
Found in the Hallways of the Lime Sunburst in Disc 14,500 of Nexus. Can drop Attractive Pearlsteel.

Magic Bus (Machine & Vehicle, Level 27)
"It's purple and decorated in stars, it flies through the power of song and magic, and its headlights can see into other worlds. A trail of sparkles briefly follows in its wake."
A magic bus that travels the discs of Nexus, encountered on Disc 3. Presently one of a kind, although its mother is interred in the Graveyard of Buses.

Magma-Man Boxer (Magic Being & Elemental & Humanoid, Level 27)
Enemy from Magmatic Drill Facility Five.

Magmatic Greasesea Dragon (Dragon, Level 70)
Found in the Knot of Trelhais.

Magus Owl (Aerial, Level 14)
One of Julian's Grandmother's rarest birds. An owl with a superior intellect that can read, learn, and cast magic. It is clever and prone to hiding.

Mainstream Zombie (Undead, Level 20)
"a parade of individuals in button-up shirts and khaki pants"
Low-level aggressive undead. Spout the sterotypical hipster's view of what stereotypical 'normal' people should say.

Mall Rat (Animal, Level 3)
"Rat creatures"
Found in the Big Underground Shopping Complex.

Man-Faced Spider (Undefined, Undefined)
"A huge spider creature with the face of a leering man and tusks adorning its smiling maw."
Uses umbral energy and runic magic, combined with webbing that can cause MIN damage and erode magics (and destroy spells).

Manifold Engine (Illuminated, Level 77)
Has the Constant Effect 'Impossible Workings', which fills its body with mechanisms of staggering complexity that bend reality and mesh magic and technology. It also makes it rather hard to scan and spams per-round wish-type effects of its choice.

Maned Ape (Animal, Level 59 Elite)
"The navy-blue maned-gorilla comes spinning out of the foliage, dual-wielding enormous trees. As he spins inward, the trees turn golden and solidfy."
Ape that guarded one of the ERI's templatable element cores as the area's treasure. Its skills include the ability to: summon hundreds of thousands of weapon-wielding monkies for attacks, charge-up super-mode, can strike intangible targets, can trap people in strange dance routines, regenerates while in the jungle, exceptional physical strength, masterful dexterity and acrobatics, high skill with martial arts and weapons, can summon objects, has eye lasers, immune to some types of traps (and guns), can replace itself with decoy-bodies, heavily-stunning attacks and sound control.

Manic Mailbot (Machine, Level 26)
A spawn of the mail disc while it was going haywire.

Marble Twin (Undefined, Undefined)
Entity that Oneman would benefit from equipping.

Marsh Demon (Demon, Level 46)

Marshlit Plasm-Hermit (Undead, Level 41)
"A stringy mass of moss and glowing goop in the shape of a massive robed humanoid that leaves a slick trail of cold, glowing sludge wherever it goes."

Mansyll-Yood (Magic Being, Level 39 Elite)
"An octopoid aberration that floats through the air, flickering in and out of vision as red symbols flash around its white tendrils. From its central body rises a crane head with black feathers and a single, crimson-glowing eye."
Spawns in the Labyrinth of Paper Snowfall in Dol-Quorsis. Drops:
Symbologist's Warscrolls- (Weapon, Book, Light & Darkness & Magic, 8,000,000 Gold) +8,000 Magical Attack, +80,000 MP as a non-stacking bonus, +8,000 MIN, +8,000 SPI, Wielder's minor status effect infliction chances (not counting sub-status effects) are increased by 30% as a non-stacking effect

Master Geoffery's Unstoppable Stove (Abstract, Level 75)
Has the Constant Effect 'A Rumblin'. Adds Pressure Points, flashes ominous warnings as it does so.

Master of the Nine Tornadoes (Human & Spirit, Level 60)
"It is a semi-ethereal old man with flowing robes and an extremely long beard and moustache standing atop a tornado made of light and noise. Eight other massive tornadoes of magic circle around him, their contents and powers shifting according to his whim. Lightning crackles from his eyes, and he gestures forward with a giant war fan made of voidmoth silk and dragonbone, signalling the start of the battle."
Tornadoes include a tornado of life-eating fire, a tornado of magic blades, a tornado of missiles and torpedoes, a tornado of draning fog, a tornado of cutting shadow, and a tornado of medusa breath.

Maze Grinder (Monster & Humanoid, Level 27) Reference Link
"A purple minotaur with orange horns"
Drops Maze Grinder's Axe and Maze Grinder's Horn.

Mechanical Candle (Clockwork, Level 59)
"They're each around 6 feet tall, have clockwork legs, and have eletric flame-shaped bulbs at their tops."

Mechanical Golfer (Machine, Undefined)
Found in a golf course in the Knot of Trelheis.

Mechanical Golfclub Salesman (Machine, Undefined)
Found in a golf course in the Knot of Trelheis.

Mechanical Grandsystem (Undefined, Level 50)
Drops Greater Animating Force.

Mechanical Trelheis Sentry (Machine, Undefined)
Guardian-machine found in parts of the Knot of Trelheis. Bob the Manly Lion II beat one.

Mechashark (Robot & Aquatic, Level 18)
No Description Provided

Mechdusa (Robot & Humanoid & Monster, Level 51)
A mechanical medusa.

Melted Metal Golem (Golem, Level 27)
Enemy from Magmatic Drill Facility Five.

Metal-Man Boxer (Magic Being & Elemental & Humanoid, Level 26)
Enemy from Magmatic Drill Facility Five.

Metal Phantom (Undead, Level 35)
Enemy from Magmatic Drill Facility Five.

Mineral Dragon (Dragon, Undefined)

Miniature Wolverine-Bear (Animal, Level 9)

Mini-Kit Servant (Humanoid, Level 17) Reference Link
A line of personal miniature Kit-based servents that's for sale. They're apparently kind of erratic performance-wise and don't make the best butlers (and are sometimes prone to total breakdown), but this hasn't stopped them from selling somewhat well in certain parts of Nexus.

Minor Sunbird (Undefined, Level 17) (Level guessed from XP drop)
Drops Minor Sunbird Pinion.

Mirage Dragon Czar (Dragon, Undefined)
No Description Provided.

Mirror Dweller (Undefined, Level 65)

Mirrormorph (Shapeshifter, Level 55)
Can transform into duplicates of its opponents.

Mirror-Vampire (Undead, Level 68)
An unusual vampire variant that drinks shadow, rather than blood.

Mister Dorringham and the Cat (Abstract, Level 70)
Has the Constant Effect 'Cage of Smiles', which means its teeth are pearly. And so defensive. Around and around they loop, surrounding the funny little men. Locks enemies in cages of moving smiles that prevent actions and can deal Physical or Psychic & Chaos Damage. Also ends up randomly protective against various things.

Modifiable Catastrophe-Bot (Robot, Undefined)
Summon-creation of Doctor Catastrophe.

Mole-Toucan (Undefined, Undefined)
"A toucan burrows out of the ground nearby"
Bizarre creature found in a jungle in which everything was conceptually backwards. Found in the Knot of Trelhais.

Molten Man Forkmaster (Magic Being & Elemental & Humanoid, Level 27)
Enemy from Magmatic Drill Facility Five.

Moonbeast (Monster, Level 25)
Was native to the Moon of Yesleintyr, and the most common thing up there before its destruction.

Moon Brain (Monster, Level 65)
Was native to the Moon of Yesleintyr before its destruction Can inflict Dominion and has AOE Psychic attacks. Has the Constant Effect 'Mind Network'.

Mooncrystal Golem (Golem, Level 64)
Was native to the Moon of Yesleintyr's Inner Labyrinth before its destruction. Reflection powers.

Moonforest (Plant, Level 59)
Was native to the Moon of Yesleintyr before its destruction. Plant/Unit/Large Structure capabilities.

Moon-Headed Archmage (Humanoid, Level 65)
Was native to the Moon of Yesleintyr's Inner Labyrinth before its destruction. Lots of varied magic.

Moon Spider (Insect, Level 25)
"Large spiders with dust-gray legs, yellowish, rocky main bodies, and white-glowing masks of smiling men."
Capable of draining health and inflicting Confusion: Dizzy. Has a bite attack that damages stats and causes them to degenerate moderately quickly. Drop Moon Rock and Lunar Laughter.

Morbid Cheetah (Animal, Level 3)

Morlock-Kin Rain-Drowned (Undead, Level 19)
"Heavily-waterlogged morlock-kin corpses, bloated from the fluid"

Mortophage (Serpent Blessed, Undefined)
A type of Serpent Blessed that can be found in Nexus. Massive serpentine creatures with rippling, muscular bodies, huge claws, and cobralike heads with blue scales and red eyes. They are able to consume corpses and take the forms and memories of those they consume however, so they, like the others, are likely to be completely disguised and unable to be detected normally.

Moshabbaht of the Hopping Mountains (Monster, Level 67)
"A round-topped-but-largely-connical mountain with a disapproving face that hops about amidst a collection of unusually tall round-topped hills, all of which are made out of a blackish-brown clay. The primary mountain possesses horns and a carved beard, and it looks ready for combat."

Mother Swarm (Outsider, Level 79 Elite)
A guardian entity of a crystal wall in the Knot of Trelhais. Killed during the course of the Cataloguers/Camel/Enigma Men multi-gambit pileup that left reality rewritten. Non-unique.

Motorcycle Merc (Human, Level 14)

Mountain-Dwelling Archer Conch (Aquatic & Cthonian, Level 45)
Creature peculiar to Disc 916. Drop rings.

Mountaintop Kitchen Master (Human, Level 29)
"In the center of the kitchen stands a chef who holds a knife and frypan in his twirling moustache. His chef's hat is pure white, and an array of exotic ingredients are laid out on his table."

Mouskin Commander (Humanoid & Animal, Level 19)
Generally non-hostile armoured mice. Various varieties.

Mouskin Knight (Humanoid & Animal, Level 14)
Generally non-hostile armoured mice. Various varieties.

Mouskin Regiment (Humanoid & Animal Unit, Level 15)
Generally non-hostile armoured mice. Various varieties.

Mouskin Warrior (Humanoid & Animal, Level 5)
Generally non-hostile armoured mice. Various varieties.

Moving Wall (Spined) (Undefined, Undefined)
No Description Provided

Mrs. Pettigrew Wrote Me Far Too Many Times (Abstract, Level 58)
"A desk with ivory feet shaped like a woman's. It has many knives embedded into its top and sides, many of which pin small stacks of letters to it."
It is notable for being particularly dangerous to dungeon-crawling adventurers because it becomes annoyingly powerful both if its opponents have too few buffs on them and if they have too many buffs on them.

Mud Goliath (Undefined, Undefined)
Entity that appears on Disc 41.

Mudman Lord (Elemental, Level 25)
"A dripping king of muck atop a throne of mud."

Mugger Who Beats Drunks For Money (Human, Level 3)

Multidragon Sphere (Dragon, Level 60)
"Dragon heads can emerge from the sphere and it has a multitude of breath weapons. It can also grow wings, claws, and the like"
Drops:
Dragonbreath Wonderball- (Weapon, Stone, Earth & Air & Fire & Water & Light & Darkness & Magic & Technology & Electrical & Acid & Ice & Energy & Physical & Psychic, 25,000,000 Gold) +25,000 Ranged Attack, 60% inflicts any three moderate negative status effects, Wielder counts as a Dragon while conducting attacks

Murder Bear (Undead & Animal, Level 38)
"Some manner of undead ghost bear with a broken hockey mask and chainsaw"

Museum's Masterwork (Golem, Level 41)
"A golden triceratops skeleton, moving with surprising speed."

Mutant Vagrant (Bio-Horror, Level 4)

Mystic Energy Man (Magic Being, Level 24)
"In the center is a human shape composed of glowing purple energy."
Magic element.

Mystic Honey (Ooze, Level 39)
"A glob of glowing honey with a honeycomb-shaped core that radiates magic"

Nail-Driver 3,000 (Robot, Level 15)
"A fifteen-foot robot with hammer-tipped arms with two round eyes and a BEE-BOOP voice."

Napalm Ferret (Animal, Level 5)
"A small, furry, red, floppable animal that is distinctly on fire."

Nasty Muckraker (Humanoid, Level 6)
Low-level resident of Disc 610's sewers.

National Crab (Aquatic & Large Structure, Level 51)
"A truly massive crustacean with multiple cities on its back, cannon-towers built from encrusted coral cover many parts of its back. Smaller crab-people dwell on its shell and have an army, navy, and air force."

Nefarious Ghost Octopus (Undead & Aquatic, Level 37)
"Complete with curly black mustache and pale white ghost body"
Have a variety of status-effect and debuff-rays.

Nervous Functionary (Human, Level 1)

Nexxirithian Machine (Machine, Level 42)
"Flying machines with large guns on their wings"
Air-patrol guards found, among other places, patrolling the skies around the Disc Radars. Tend to be rather hostile to those not technologically skilled.

Nightblossom Bulbtendril (Plant, Level 24)
"There is a twice-man-sized plant with a purple blossom with a mouth in the middle, eight vines, and six smaller mouths around a central bulb in the room."

Night Demon (Demon, Level 61)
Demon of darkness, shadows, and night.

Noise of Destruction (Undefined, Undefined)
No Description Provided

Nonaggressive Small Basking Shark (Aquatic, Level 1, Unusually Weak)

Nopplegreef (Aerial, Level 39)
"A bird-creature perched upon a single leg, with six wings of paper and three heads, each of which, in place of its upper face and above its paper beak, has a red mystic design."
Spawns in the Labyrinth of Paper Snowfall in Dol-Quorsis. Drops:
Symbolic Diagrams of Air, Magic, and Paper- (Item, Antiquity, Magic & Air & Earth, 3,750,000 Gold)

Nullstone Dragon (Undefined, Undefined)
Dragon made of magic-cancelling black rock.

Numeric Whale (Aquatic & Coded Being, Undefined)
"Through door number two is a sea of zeroes that numeric whales jump from"
Strange creature found in the Knot of Trelheis.

Numinous Tome of Devouring (Golem, Level 63 Elite) Reference Link
A book that can eat memories.

Nutty-About-Nuts Nut Fan (Human, Level 1)

Nut Stadium Bouncer (Human, Level 8)

Nut Vendor (Human, Level 2)

Obstinate Yak (Animal, Level 4)
"It's an ornery long-haired yak"
Encountered in the Bonus Stage disc, Disc 9,476,311 + 1/2, 'The Mad Artist's Studio' Dungeon
Seems to have an action-cancelling effect.

Octopus Czar (Undefined, Undefined)
Found in Disc 334,891,263 of Nexus in Building 451,335.

Officious Fisher (Human, Level 4)
"Bald men with fishing rods in white suits who are drinking some normal-looking sort of scotch"

Oggdos (Humanoid, Level 39 Elite)
"It is a bulky humanoid with ebon skin and white paper-armor. It holds a tetsubo-like weapon of glowing red energy. Where its head would be are three great mouths, each atop the previous."
Spawns in the Labyrinth of Paper Snowfall in Dol-Quorsis. Drops:
Symbolomagical Crimsonmaul- (Weapon, Hammer, Darkness & Magic, 7,500,000 Gold) +7,500 Melee Attack, 100% inflicts Hexed, 75% inflicts Fatigued: Stun

Ogre (2) (Humanoid & Monster, Level 20)
No Description Provided

Ogre in a Tophat (Humanoid & Monster, Level 99 Elite)
No Description Provided

Ogre Warlord (Humanoid, Level 41)
"An orge warlord wielding enormous swords in each hand. He has unusually ornate khan-inspired armor and a cloak made from the pelt of a massive animal."

Oiotri-Yuuengu (Magic Being, Level 38)
"A blackish orb with red eye-like lights on its sides and seven wings of paper strips etched with wavy golden lines."
Enemy from Dol-Quorsis. Absorbs Darkness, Light and Magic, and is capable of consuming World Art-activations used as part of attacks against it for great power-boosts (although it cannot fully benefit from such). Drops the Symbolic Iris Firmament Aspect.

Old House-Owning Lady (Human, Level 1)
One of the entities that spawns in the Labyrinth of Housing.

Old Shield Ghast (Undefined, Undefined)
Found on Rhangras IV in the Battlefield Near Mrothlynn. Can drop Traitor-Hating Iron.

One-Eyed Ghoulkin (Undead, Level 16)

One-Eyed Ghoulkin (2) (Undead, Level 17)

Ooze Demon (Demon & Ooze, Level 44)
Exactly what it says on the tin.

Ooze-Controller (Human, Level 24)
Fleshwarper agents or creations that can control oozes.

Opaque Colossus Jell (Level 70, Ooze)

Ophidiraptic (Serpent Blessed, Undefined)
A type of Serpent Blessed that can be found in Suexen.

Opossum-Kin Mugger (Humanoid & Animal, Level 4)

Orb of Dread Fettucine (Undefined, Undefined)
Creation of That Chef Who Happens to be a Disembodied Horse Head with Spider Legs' nefarious cookery.

Orcish Stormskeleton (Undead, Level 19)
"Skeletal orcs whose eyes crackle with blue lightning."

Orc Thug (Humanoid, Level 2)

Ordinary Person (Human, Level 1)

Overconfident Mid-Rank Gangster (Human, Level 14)

Ozzyxium Institute Golem (Golem, Level 39)

Painted Man (Golem, Level 3)
Vague figures summoned to life by the power of Vincent Warhol, Mad Artist.

Pale-Robed Darkblossom Gardener (Undead, Level 15)
Resistant to Earth and Darkness

Pandora Box (Golem, Level 80)
Has the constant effect 'Terror Box'

Paper Tiger (Animal & Golem, Level 25)
Weak against Scissors Lizards.

Part-Time Cook/Happily Retired Chef/Formerly Retired Chef (Human, Level 5)
"The Part-Time Cook is ecstatic at having his sundae win! The amount of money he obtains alters his essence and makes him a Happily Retired Chef. He thanks the genie and heads off to buy a house so he can stop living in a beachside shack."
A chef who's sundae was chosen by Remalius to win his ice-cream contest. Upon getting the 500k Reward, he was changed into a Happily Retired Chef, and left to buy a nicer house. He was then hastily picked up by Mreau to cook for his guild. Not a bad day for him.

Pathological Wave Existance (Undefined, Undefined)
"Invisible waves that ripple through reality."

Pestilence Demon (Demon, Undefined)
Enjoys possessing people and spreading plagues.

Pig-Head Abstract (Abstract, Undefined)
"Pig heads with bodies made of incandescent bubbles that have large plus vermilion signs floating behind their heads"
Summoned by the Spawn of Dulmovai.

Piper of the Lost and Dead (Undead, Level 58)
"A skeleton made of rimey blue fire with a pair of pipes."
Can direct (at the very least) undead.

Plaid-and-Starburst Mandrill (Animal, Level 38)
Trippy patterned-animal from Disc 885,435,625. Merely seeing it can have ill effects on the viewer.

Plague Demon (Demon, Level 49)
A disease-based demon.

Planetary of Cities (Planetary, Level 85)
"It is a man with a statueque physique, a crown whose brim takes the shape of building silhouettes, a nice suit, and a shining hammer in one hand. He floats above the ground and radiates immense power."

Planetary of Justice (Level 85, Planetary)

Planetary of Languages (Level 82, Planetary)

Planetary of Oceans (Planetary, Undefined)
"A poseidonlike figure appears. He holds a trident and a conch shell, and his eyes glow with divine power."

Planetary of Wisdom (Level 85, Planetary)

Plated Elephantine Warlizard (Animal & Reptile, Level 29)

Plazegorians (Undefined, Undefined)
Race that may be interested in invading or destroying the Darklight Kingdom of Zavasado

Plumber (Human, Level 1)
Your average plumber.

Pluricite Golem (Undefined, Undefined)
Golem made of the replicating metal. Drops Pluricite.

Polishing Ghoul (Undead, Level 8)
"Pale-gray-skinned individuals in green clothes with pointed teeth and bloodshot eyes climbing the sides of buildings and polishing them clean with pine-scented rags. Others use broom-things to polish the sidewalk, and still others are polishing cars."

Portrait Shadow-Entity (Undefined, Level 25)
"The people in the portraits turn into shadow-outlines of themselves and rush the group"
Possess stat-damaging auras (880 STR damage<wriggle's note: From a bunch of them>) that can be defended against from Light-Element sources of defense that do not affect robots.

Postal Postman (Human, Level 36)
A spawn of the mail disc while it was going haywire.

Postal Sniper (Human, Level 39)
A spawn of the mail disc while it was going haywire.

Precarious Bluebird (Undefined, Undefined)
"There is a small, blue bird flying near the middle."
Bird flying around a very thin metal bridge with no railings in the Knot of Trelheis.

Pretzelfish (Aquatic & Food & Golem, Level 1)
May not actually be a thing. Then again...

Primal Magma Titan (Cthonian, Level 126)
"A being, resplendant with blinding glory, stands before you, rising thousands of feet into the air. Its body is formed of magma and divine awe. It is the crafter of the cores of worlds. It is birther of the molten firmament, tender to nascent worlds. It strides through the unformed aether, crafting new realms with its ancient bretheren. It is the sire of planetaries of the forge, the flame, and the earth. Its eyes gaze serenely down upon your insignificant forms, as it waits for the battle to begin, knowing that its radience alone will wipe away such small and impudent challengers."
Encountered in the Bonus Stage disc, Disc 9,476,311 + 1/2, 'The Halls of Origin' Dungeon

Primal Water Titan (Undefined, Undefined)
One of these claimed the Decanter of Primal Oceans.

Prime of Destruction (Level 69, Prime)

Primordial Angler-Jellyfish (Undefined, Undefined)
"Tentaclled fish-things far larger than terrestrial whales"
Ancient sealife that follow in the wake of the Ichthyarmis.

Primordial Soup-Entity (Undefined, Undefined)
"Strange creatures are emerging from it one after another and then being sucked back down in"
Odd creatures found in a room of primordial soup in the Knot of Trelheis.

Priority Constable (Undefined, Undefined)
Found on Disc 41,215 of Nexus. Detective's Brass can be stolen from it.

Prismatic Gem-Chimera (Monster, Level 55 Elite)
Exotic monster from the Isles of Orsirion.

Problem Surfer (Human, Level 37)
"A man on a surfboard atop a wave of numerous things that include (but are not limited to) bills, a posse of vipers in backwards hats, a man in a business suit yelling on a phone at a desk, gorillas with chaingun arms, and a burning rhinoceros."
Moves include using lightning rods to summon lightning and interrupt moves, cocaine-addled lemurs with staplers that seal one's sense of smell, things involving bears, wrestlers, drug-bombs, driverless runaway tanks and jetpack-wearing assassins.

Professional Gangster Guard (Human, Level 8)

Proto-Behemoth (Undefined, Undefined)
Extremely powerful monster. Stealth doesn't help against it.

Pumpkin-Folk (Humanoid & Plant & Horror, Level 15)
Resident of the horror-themed Disc 447,865.

Pumpkin Man (Undefined, Undefined)

Purple Needle-Nosed Grossengreid (Insect, Level 17) Reference Link
"A needle-faced purplish-blue insect"
Drops Purple Insect Gore.

Purple Steam Protogargant (Clockwork & Humanoid, Level 85)

Quicksilver Golem (Golem, Level 57)

Quorsathii of the Labyrinth of Paper Cranes (Outsider, Level 39 Elite)
"This figure stands slightly taller than a human. His body is made of paper, and he has the head of a crane. Atop his head is a feathered hat, and he wears fine clothes of ivory-white fabrics and ebony-black trimmings, complete with cloak. In one hand he wields a rapier with a hilt of paper and a blade of glowing red symbols. His free hand controls a swarm of thousands upon thousands of paper cranes. He gives a polite bow before battle begins."
Spawns in the Labyrinth of Paper Snowfall in Dol-Quorsis. A notable 'miniboss' enemy. Drops:
Quorsathii Relic: Labyrinth of Paper Cranes- (Item, Antiquity, Light & Darkness & Magic, 16,000,000 Gold)

Rage-Vampire (Undead, Level 68 Elite)
A rather dangerous variant of Vampire.

Raging Giant Armadillos (Animal, Level 17)
"They're reddish-brown, 15' long, and snorting fire"
Drop Flaming Rage Armadillo Armor.

Ragin' Vulture (Aerial, Level 12)
One of Julian's Grandmother's rarest birds. A vulture prone to anger and biting.

Railway Engineer (Human, Level 1)

Railway Researcher (Human, Level 5)

Rainbow Wonder Princess (Human, Level 51)

Rainbow Worm (Undefined, Level 3)
"A multi-colored worm"
Encountered in the Bonus Stage disc, Disc 9,476,311 + 1/2, 'The Mad Artist's Studio' Dungeon

Rampant Squid (Aquatic, Level 7)
"It's a squid with running shoes on some tendrils, guns, and swords. It's running around in an energetic manner back and forth"

Rat-Kin Beastman Ruffian (Humanoid, Level 6)

Raven-Man Cavern-Sage (Humanoid & Aerial & Cthonian, Level 23)
Resident of the Inescapable Well.

Ravenous Blade-Toothed Pandavore (Animal, Level 15)
"A clawed, furry mammal dripping with honey with a black-furred bottom and white-furred top"
Drops: Ravenous Blade-Toothed Pandavore's Hide- (Item, Antiquity, Light & Darkness & Physical, 19,000 Gold)

Razorbeak Landbird (Undefined, Undefined)
Monster native to Brownsand Gorge. Tends to appear in flocks.

Really, Really Big Rat (Animal, Level 15)
"A car-sized rat"
Found in the Big Underground Shopping Complex.

Reaver of Shattered Domains (Undead, Level 64)
"A skull-faced man in a leather coat with a broad-brimmed hat studded with silver pins shaped like shattered balance-scales, wielding a long, jet-black gun in each hand"
Can shoot apart divine magic and tends to break through / ignore area-based / fate-based / fortune-based effects.

Red Dancer (Elemental & Fae, Level 41)

Regular Guy (Undefined, Level 2)
No Description Given

Reknowned Pitcher (Human, Level 7)
"A man in a striped baseball uniform with a square jaw, a backwards cap, and an imposing pitcher's stance."

Relaxed Hipster (Human, Level 1)
No Description Given.

Replica of the Ice-Bodied Wizard Emperor (Golem & Humanoid & Elemental, Level 59 Elite)
Enemy found in The Khan's Tomb.

Reptilian Insurgency Subleader (Humanoid & Reptile, Level 40, Elite)
"A lizardman with green scales with a phone, gun, brown coat, hat, and glasses."
Attacks include summoning cannons, turning into a cannonball, unsummoning summons, whip attacks and turning his whip into a giant snake to constrict the enemy.

Reptilian Overlord (Reptile, Level 79)
Has the constant effect 'Hidden Resources' and the Constant Effect 'Faceless Mastermind'

Reptlaar Farkiller (Reptile & Humanoid, Level 20)
Has the Constant Effect 'Deadly Aim'.

Retired Daddy Winter (Undefined, Undefined)
Found in Festival Park, under the Green Ferris Wheel. Can drop Metallic Pumpernickel.

Retired Knights (Human, Level 4)

Ribaarthan Vibra-Bee (Insect, Level 35)
"A red bee with orange stripes, about two and a half feet long. Its wings hum with a sense-stealing music."

Rider (Human, Level 20)

Rimedead Deathbringers (Undead, Level 65)
"These are units of archers the supplement the warlegions."
Their arrows bear the essence of death and can inflict instant-death-type effects.

Rimedead Doomriders (Undead, Level 67)
The cavalry of Castle Snowdeath. They ride undead mounts and are highly offensively dangerous.

Rimedead Lord (Undead, Level 69)
A commander of the Rimedead Legions who bolsters them and can return them to unlife.

Rimedead Warlegion (Undead, Level 65)
"These are undead under the curse of Castle Snowdeath and are reasonably unique to the area. Their bones and tatters of flesh are constantly cloaked in ice, and each legion numbers five million men."

Ringlord (Astral Being, Level 95)
"It is nearly size of a planet and has six great rings of cosmic ice surrounding it, each like the ring of a gas giant. It has a bronze-skinned body that is generally featureless, save for hooked claws on its hands. It has ring halos around the top of its head."

Riplizard Earthterror (Animal & Reptile, Level 23)

River Goblin (Humanoid, Level 1)
Possesses the ability 'Frog-Collector'.

Robodragon (Undefined, Undefined)
Drop Dracoflame Battlecores.

Robopirate (Robot, Level 16)
No Description Provided

Robotic Mall Cop (Robot, Level 3)
"Fat robots on standing scooters with security uniforms"
Found in the Big Underground Shopping Complex.

Rootmouth Tree (Undefined, Undefined)
Bizarre creature found in a jungle in which everything was conceptually backwards. Found in the Knot of Trelhais.

Rotwing Raid-Commander (Aerial, Level 35 Elite) Reference Link
Turned up in the quest 'Birds of a Feather'. Sought to take the lands of the Birdmen of Azagarrazz.

Royal Gorgon (Monster, Level 65)
Found in the Knot of Trelheis. Weak to reflection-petrification.

Ruined Guardian (Undefined, Undefined)
Found in Aestress Marsh in the Domain of Waldrensoth and Kormashell. Can drop Noncorroded Estraline.

Runaway Froozco Tire (Golem, Level 18)

Scavenger-Rathound (Animal, Level 4)
A wild animal found in the top disc of Nexus.

Scorpion Mage (Insect, Level 46)
Entity that appears on Disc 41.

Scubardrien (Animal & Insect, Level 38)
"A wormlike creature that runs about on fish-hook-like legs that seem to never get caught on the terrain despite their shape; its head is vaguely canine and made of folded paper. When it opens its mouth, a long, self-unfolding tongue of sharpened paper extends and probes the air."
Spawns in the Labyrinth of Paper Snowfall in Dol-Quorsis. Drops:
Scubardrien- (Accessory, Bioaugmentation, Physical & Light & Darkness & Earth, 4,300,000 Gold) +4,300 Melee Attack, Wielder's 'Melee Attack' actions may deal HP Drain, Wielder's 'Melee Attack' and 'Powerful Attack' actions Pierce 2,000 Defense

Sea Draug (Undead, Level 40)

Seafoam Paladin (Aquatic, Level 20)
"It is a heavily-armored male figure made entirely out of seaform with a sword that glows with purifying light."

Sea Troll (Monster & Humanoid & Aquatic & Fae, Level 27)
"A bearded, blue skinnned humanoid. It is 18 feet tall, has wrinkly skin with patches of scales, and its muscular arms are wielding a black-coral trident."
Has regenerative abilities.

Second-Metal Defense Turret (Machine, Level 34)
No Description Provided.

Second-Metal Gundrone (Robot, Level 31)
No Description Provided.

Second-Metal Magus(Humanoid, Level 34)
No Description Provided.

Semiperfected Warlord Engine (Machine, Undefined)

Sephreys Guardbot with an Ironic Moustache (Robot, Level 37)
"A robot with a shotgun-arm, a fist arm, and a welded-on bronze moustache"

Sephreys Lasercannon Turret (Machine, Level 36)
"A laser cannon turret."

Sewer Goon (Humanoid, Level 2)
Low-level resident of Disc 610's sewers.

Shadow-Accountant (Human & Umbral & Horror, Level 27)
Resident of the horror-themed Disc 447,865.

Shadowbrass Serpent (Reptile & Golem, Level 35)
Found in the Knot of Trelhais. Drops:
Shadowbrass Snaketooth- (Item, Antiquity, Metal & Darkness & Fire, 86,000 Gold)

Shadow Child (Umbral, Level 8)
"Covered in bandages"
Spawns in Darktown on Disc 610, and likely other poorly-lit, run-down areas prone to theft.

Shadow Drake (Dragon, Undefined)
No Description Provided.

Shadow-Figure (Undefined, Undefined)
"A shadow-figure with a knife"
Drops 250 XP and Shadow Knife- (Weapon, Knife, Darkness, 67,000 Gold) +65 Melee Attack, +62 AGI

Shadow Predator (Undefined, Undefined)
Shadow-thing capable of creating blades of living shadow and causing paralysis. Very weak to light.

Shadow Snake (Animal, Level 7)
A semi-rare monster spawn in the city that is Disc 610. Drops Inky Stuff.

Shady Dealer (Human, Level 4)
No Description Provided

Sharply-Attentive Cab Driver (Human, Level 15)
"The driver is dressed in a sharp black outfit with brass buttons and a cap."
Very, very good at what he does.

Shivering Remnant (Variable Subtype, Variable Level)
"A wasted-away, shivering version of the Wisdom Burner bereft of her items and covered in viscious black tar"
Created by Doom-Geezer Ebonarchus from the entities he consumes. Wasted-away, shivering copies of the deceased that hold copies of all of their memories for interrogation purposes. Has it been mentioned Ebonarchus is terrifying?

Silent Inquisitor (Demon, Level 70)
Nathrules's personal demon servants. Mostly transparent, and float around like ghosts. Have hoods, gas-masks, bladed claws, make no noise, can create auras of silence, and can probe minds and spirits of their victims

Silver-Geared Doll-Golem (Undefined, Undefined)

Silver Golem (Golem, Undefined)
No Description Provided.

Silver Mecha-Chimera (Robot, Level 42)
No Description Provided
Summons Brass Chimera Heads.

Silver-Scaled Dragon (Dragon, Undefined)
No Description Given.

Silver Winged Troglodemon (Demon, Level 56)
"From the branches of the tree fly a flock of crimson-furred gorilla demons with bat wings, large fangs, and burning eyes. They are being led by a silver-furred one with four horns in a crown-like pattern and a halo of rusted iron that crackles with lightning."

Six-Armed Death Idol (Golem, Level 50)
No Description Provided

Skeletal Butler (Undead, Level 5)
"It's a skeleton in a butler's outfit with a bowtie. It is carrying a covered platter of some kind"
Drops Dead Man's Bowtie, Three-Skull Curry and Black, Polished Shoes.

Skeletal Dwarven Sniper (Undead, Level 21)

Skeletal Hazard (Undead, Level 37)
"A skeleton with yellow-and-black stripe patterns on its bones clatters in."

Skull Moon (Undead, Level 80)
"A massive moon with a silhouette of a skull on it. They're only fitting in here due to the place's weird properties"
The moons have high HP and can doom people.

Sky-Fabric Grand-Eagle (Aerial, Wonder, Level 65)
"From the night sky descends a great bird with starlike eyes. It screeches a challenge"

Sky Maw (Undefined, Undefined)
"The drakespawn drops into the clouds, which sprout a large, terror-inspiring maw with a plentitude of tendrils and eyes circling it"

Sky Titan (2) (Humanoid, Level 55)

Slate-Gray Dread-Worm (Cthonian, Level 43)
Dangerous resident of the Inescapable Well.

Sleepy Gril (Undefined, Undefined)
Found in Disc 334,891,263 of Nexus in Building 451,335.

Slime Maestro (Undefined, Undefined)
Found in level 4 of the Sky Garden in Weritheill. Can drop Waterbell Gold, but only if a Zone of Water is present.

Smoke Prospector (Magic Being, Level 41)
Elyion's sponsering a dungeon-crawling one of these for a share of what he gets on his adventures.

Smolofno Factory Supervisor (Magic Being, Level 41)
Elements: Air & Technology
A smoke-like being, resident of the clockwork city that is Disc 218,311.

Smug Golfer (Undefined, Undefined)
Found in Disc 334,891,263 of Nexus in Building 451,335.

Snivlin' Ratguy (Humanoid & Animal, Level 1)
Low-level resident of Disc 610's sewers.

Snobbish Critic (Human, Level 2)
"A disdainful man with a waxed moustache, monocle, and glass of champagne"
Encountered in the Bonus Stage disc, Disc 9,476,311 + 1/2, 'The Mad Artist's Studio' Dungeon

Sohanethi God-Eater (Serpent Blessed, Undefined)
One of the most common, non-area-specific types of Serpent Blessed.

Solar Gentleman (Solar Being, Level 20)
Creature whose skeleton was found in Sunthrone. Form gained by Oneman.

Solar Maiden Angel (Angel, Level 55)
"Angelic female figures descend from the sun's rays wearing shimmering white-and-gold gowns, with hair like a mix of fire and light and intangible, shining bodies."

Solid Spooky Ectoplasmic Face (Undead, Level 36)
"an eerie undead face the size of a person with twisted, pained features made of solid ectoplasm"

Song Newt (Animal & Aquatic, Level 2)
Presumably a popular thing for witches and demons to turn people into as an example.

Sonic Raptor (Animal & Reptile, Level 21)

Soot Kaiju (Undefined, Undefined)
Entity that appears on Disc 41.

Sort This, Bekkler (Abstract, Level 75)
"A floating postal envelope. It occasionally ruptures itself open, spilling forth multicolored goo and horrid, crawling shapes before licking itself shut again."
The product of experiments to create hostile Abstracts to interfere with the new Postmaster General's operations. While annoying and somewhat powerful, they have pretty much failed across-the-board in causing actual problems for the Nexus postal service.

Soul Deconstructor (Serpent Blessed, Undefined)
A type of Serpent Blessed that can be found in Suexen.

Sound Deacon (Undefined, Undefined)
No Description Provided

Space Cathedral (Large Structure, Level 60)
"A giant, mobile, ornate church that flies through the air and has enormous stained-glass windows"
From the Knot of Trelhais. Drops:
Space Glass- (Item, Material, Spatial, 20,000,000 Gold)

Spark Jell (Ooze, Level 3)
"Some of the goo condenses into a yellowish jell that crackles with faint electricity."

Spark Mimic (Shapeshifter & Magic Being, Level 55 Elite)
"The glowing spark of mana... grows legs, arms, and a toothy mouth."
Universe element. It can cause, on touch - whether via attacks or being interacted with (with direct touch being stronger) various Mana-Spark-like effects, rolling for high odds of cursing opponents and low odds of giving them unusual boons with backfiring effects. Killing it is kind of like popping a Mana Spark pinata and is biased towards giving positive results. It can additionally cast magic, teleport, and shapeshift some.

Spatial Arcanist (Undefined, Undefined)
Found in the Hallways of the Lime Sunburst in Disc 14,500 of Nexus. Can drop Attractive Pearlsteel.

Spawn of Dulmovai, the Chaos Moon (Abstract, Level 30+)
"Its head is that of a bird, but made of red plastic, its body is a spherical tornado, and descending from the sphere are three tendrils made of hundreds of sausage links. Above its back floats a large traffic cone with a giant eyeball in its top, trailing behind it a six donut-shaped objects that shift colors. You begin hearing rapid techno music with large amounts of bass (mostly the normal sort of bass, but also the sound of bass swimming)."
Strange monster encountered by Geddoe on the world of Anshort VII. Spawned by the Chaos Moon via spatial warping. Can shed debuffs, inflict Nausea, Fatigued, and Nervousness, double the MP cost of spells used by its enemies, and use the moves '&&^+++', which mass-summons pig-head abstracts, and 'Q^^&@!@#!', which heals it for a significant amount.
Gave 11,000 XP on defeat.

Speed Demon (Demon, Level 52 Elite)

Sphinx Oracle (Monster, Level 55)
Entity that appears on Disc 41.

Squiggly Thoughtbeast (Level 19, Horror, Psychic element)
Can feebly fire rays, create clouds of madness, and transform body parts into sharp-edged tendrils to attack.

Spin Doctor (Humanoid, Level 39 Elite)
"A man in a doctor's coat with a large, top-shaped head. It balances upside-down on its head's point and has its legs folded in midair"

Spindle-Legged Sage (Humanoid & Insect, Level 45)
Seven Spindle-Legged Sages, creatures with drooping red robes on their torsos, short, long-clawed hands, with claws that end in pincers, humanlike faces with torn cheeks, and two spindly, insectoid legs, are on this bridge.

Spirit of the Plains and Sky (Spirit, Level 59)
Enemy found in The Khan's Tomb. Drop Spiritual Communion of the Plains and Sky and Sky's Motion.

Spiritual Swordsman (Spirit, Level 17)
Spirit summon.

Sprinting Lady (Human, Level 2)

Stall Vendor (Human, Level 2)
Entrants into Remalius' sundae contest.

Starfaring Adventurer (Human, Level 28)
No Description Given.

Stealth Farmer (Undefined, Undefined)
Found in Evergarden's spatially-hidden farmland.

Steel Moose (Undefined, Undefined)
Found in the Domain of Arctus Lorrum, in Woods Near the Estate. Can drop Steel Moose's Toenail.

Stinglauncher Bee (Insect, Level 8)
Bee native to Honeyworld. Can fire its stinger as a projectile.

Storytelling Woman (Human, Level 2)
No Description Given.

Stratogeist (Level 67, Undead & Elemental)

Stratosphere Dragon (Level 75, Dragon)

Subtle Beemaster (Insect, Level 31)
"A humanoid figure wearing form-concealing, dark-black robes carrying a lantern that smells of sweet honey. You hear buzzing."

Sunglasses Cheetah (Animal, Level 17)

Sun Phoenix Rajah (Aerial & Solar Being, Level 80)
Light-and-Hope-themed entity. May be tied to Selereth Helios.

Superior Animated Weaponsmaster (Undefined, Level 65)
"Animated armor suits bearing powerful looking weapons."

Swampgrass Troll (Monster, Undefined)
No Description Provided.

Swamp Siren (Undefined, Undefined)
Found in a swamp-like area in the Knot of Trelheis.

Swarm Demons (Demon, Level 44)
Essentially flying Horde Demons.

Sweetmaw Junglegobble Plant (Plant, Level 36)
"Many large, orange-and-red-petalled carnivorous plants dot the area around the portal arch. One has a huge moneky's leg sticking out from its closed bulb, and the others release sweet scents into the air."
Found on Angardu IV.

Sword Dragon (Dragon, Level 69)
"The swords eventaually stop falling. They then begin to rise and shape together into a draconic form."

Syaarktis Howler (Monster, Level 3) Reference Link
Drops Lizard Frill of Loud Howling.

Talking Fungus (Undefined, Undefined)
"Two large pieces of fungi hold conversation, remarking at the surprising visitors who just walked in"
Bizarre creature found in a jungle in which everything was conceptually backwards. Sentient and ambulatory. Found in the Knot of Trelhais.

Tall Ex-Ruffian (Human, Level 3)

Tall, Long-Faced Demi-Lizards (Reptile & Humanoid, Level 16)

Tar Demon (Demon, Level 58)
"A demon with slick black wings, a form of smoldering black goo with a notable stench, and a hulking horned body"

Technylltreskorr (Insect, Level 46)
"A blue quasi-mantis-like creature with spines on its back legs and deep-red eyes"
Aggressive insect from the Inescapable Well.

Tempest of Battle and Glory (Aisurii, Level 71)
"An eighty-foot giant with blue skin, twelve arms, and a bejewlled khopesh in each hand. Its eyes swirl with hurricane magic."

Temptation Demon (Demon, Level 43)
Can create objects and illusions.

Tendrilled Archer Whelk (Undefined, Level 8)
No Description Given.

Tengu Speedster (Spirit & Aerial, Level 37)

Terror Demon (Demon, Level 49)

Terror Orc (Humanoid, Level 21)
"A hulking, 20-foot orc with coal-black skin, red eyes, and eight tusks that breathes black smoke, wears heavy, spined armor, and wields a giant axe."

Tesla Golem (Golem, Level 55)
"A towering golem made of black steel with huge, coiled towers extending from its back. Lightning crackles up and down the towers, and you sense a field of electric energy covering the battlefield."
It auto-counters for Electrical damage, has high-damage electrical attacks, including AOEs, is weirdly vulnerable to thief arts, illusion magic, litigamancy, and general underhanded skullduggery, and has Jiggawatt Rush, which teleports it through time, can be used as a counter, has multi-hit, and has a chance of insta-death through alteration of a past version of its target in a different timeline, followed by shunting that timeline's effects to the main version of its target.

Thanatopic Demon (Demon, Level 76 Elite)
Demon of death, wields a massive scythe and can pass through objects.

The Five-Metal Ark (Machine, Level 40, Boss)
"You face the Five Metal Ark, a great starship constructed from the five metals and possessessing a malign intellect. Its prow is pointed, and it is made of three connecting segments, the largest of which is in the middle. Numerous cannons adorn its wings and underside."
Final boss of the Five-Metal Dungeon.

The Fourth Metal Mind-Machine (Machine, Level 40, Boss)
"Within is a large sphere made of the Forth Metal. It has five massive legs made of connecting, rectangular, robotic parts. Three panels open on the sphere, revealing large, glowing, red machine-eyes. The machine rises up, and four Forth Metal Command Brains appear by spawning."

Third-Metal Defense Turret (Machine, Level 34)
No Description Provided.

Third-Metal Gundrone (Robot, Level 31)
No Description Provided.

Third-Metal Warbird (Aerial, Level 34)
No Description Provided.

This Is Where Your Meat Comes From (Abstract & Horror, Level 58)
"A cow, cut in half, with mechanical implants in its rotting organs and an eyeball on a detached stalk of veins looking around and watching you."

Thrall Demon (Demon, Level 29)
Weak servant-demons. Carry food for their masters and conduct rituals.

Thrasher Dandelion (Plant, Level 18)
"Suspicious-looking dandelion-thing clumps that the shapeshifter suspects may be animate"
Found in the gigantic mass of dandelion-like plants that is the Great White Field of Disc 111,113.

Thunder Drake (Undefined, Undefined)
No Description Given

Thundermaw (Monster, Level 59)
"A great blue beast with a stinging-tendril-rimmed mouth the size of a house. It has clawed forelimbs and a lashing tail."
Enemy found in The Khan's Tomb. Drop Thundermaw Tendrils and Thunderhide.

Thunder Slugs (Undefined, Undefined)
No Description Given

Time Borrower (Immortal, Level 60 Elite)
Drain-based immortal chronomancer being that can world-hop, teleport, and make pacts with mortal beings

Time-Dragon Puppeteer (Outsider, Level 98, Elite)
"A space-bending monster appears, a thousand miles high, though still able to fit on the disc. It is a robed figure with golden skin and green-glowing eyes. It possesses eighteen arms, each of which has strings dangling from it, connecting to a dragon made of temporal energy."

Tiny Cloud Spirit (Spirit, Level 1)
It can whistle.

Tiny Flying Island of Businessmen (Large Structure, Level 20)
Encountered on Disc 26.

Tiny Flying Island of Golfers (Large Structure, Level 19)
Encountered on Disc 26.

Tiny Flying Island of Mages (Large Structure, Level 33)
Encountered on Disc 26.

Tiny Flying Island of Schoolchildren (Large Structure, Level 9)
Encountered on Disc 26.

Toad Fiend (Undefined, Undefined)
No Description Provided.

Top-Notch Plumber (Human, Level 14)
Highly competent and speedy plumbers.

Torturer Devil (Devil, Level 44)
"It is a devil with tattered red skin, a psychotic grin, filed teeth, and an array of levitating torture implements."

Toucan-Mole (Undefined, Undefined)
"A divebombing mole"
Bizarre creature found in a jungle in which everything was conceptually backwards. Found in the Knot of Trelhais.

Tourism Agent (Human, Level 4)
No Description Provided

Tourism Director (Human, Level 2)
Found on Disc 415. Handles fees for setting up stalls.

Toxic Fanback (Animal & Reptile, Level 7)
"A purple lizard with a bright-orange fin running down its back."

Toxin Archer (Humanoid & Reptile, Level 21)

Train Chef (Human, Level 2)

Train Conductor (Human, Level 1)

Train Historian (Human, Level 1)

Train Maid (Human, Level 4)

Train Passenger (Human, Level 1)

Train Waiter (Human, Level 1)

Tratterjukk (Golem, Level 37)
"A spear of white paper with an eye drawn in glowing red on one side of its point. It walks on four folding, stilt-like legs."
Spawns in the Labyrinth of Paper Snowfall in Dol-Quorsis. Drops:
Slumbering Tratterjukk- (Weapon, Spear, Light & Darkness, 4,700,000 Gold) +4,700 Melee Attack, 104% inflicts Hexed, 104% inflicts Fatigued: Asleep

Traveling Vacationer (Human, Level 1)

Tree-Bear (Undefined, Undefined)
"Green bears stand still, absorbing nearby light"
Bizarre creature found in a jungle in which everything was conceptually backwards. Found in the Knot of Trelhais.

Tree-Disguised Bear (Animal, Level 3)
"A bear in a reasonably iffy tree costume just a bit ahead, standing amidst some other trees with a hole in the side of the tree roughly at face-level for the bear."

Trelheis Alien Racecar Driver (Alien, Undefined)
"There are three sleek cars (one with an alien of some sort driving it)"
Found in a racetrack-like area in the Knot of Trelheis.

Trelheis Autonomous Racecar (Machine & Vehicle, Undefined)
"There are three sleek cars (one with no driver that seems to be operating automatically)"
Found in a racetrack-like area in the Knot of Trelheis.

Trelheis Hoodie Hoodlum (Undefined, Undefined)
"Four humanoid figures in hooded sweatshirts with nail-bats stand in a huddle near a dumpster."
Found in a city-like area in the Knot of Trelheis.

Trelheis Mantrap (Plant, Undefined)
Carnivorous plants found in a jungle in the Knot of Trelheis.

Trelheis Racecar Driver (Human, Undefined)
"There are three sleek cars (one with a man in a racecar driver's outfit in it)"
Found in a racetrack-like area in the Knot of Trelheis.

Treshellharibandrian (Plant, Level 39)
"A cloud of swirling, pointed flakes of paper with designs inscribed on them."
Spawns in the Labyrinth of Paper Snowfall in Dol-Quorsis. Drops:
Great Garden's Worth of Folded Paper Flowers- (Item, Antiquity, Earth & Light, 3,450,000 Gold)

Trickster Demon (Demon, Level 47)

Tricky Midget Master (Undefined, Undefined)

Trillionairre's Colossus (Golem, Level 80)

Tripartate Yazbellan Dancer of Shadow and Spite (Devil & Spirit, Level 59 Elite)
"Three maidens of dancing darkness, hateful fire in their eyes"

Triple Eagle (Aerial, Level 13)
One of Julian's Grandmother's rarest birds. A three-headed eagle that can split into three bodies and then re-merge itself where any of the three are. Splits into Triple Eagle Partbird (Aerial, Level 10).

Troll King (Humanoid, Level 32, Elite)

Trumpeter of Seven Winds (Level 67, Elemental)

Trunnerjukk (Golem, Level 37)
"An axe of white paper with an eye drawn in glowing red on one side of its head. It walks on four folding, stilt-like legs."
Spawns in the Labyrinth of Paper Snowfall in Dol-Quorsis. Drops:
Slumbering Trunnerjukk- (Weapon, Axe, Light & Darkness, 4,700,000 Gold) +4,700 Melee Attack, 104% inflicts Impaired: Blind, 104% inflicts Fatigued: Asleep

Trusty Manservant (Human, Level 2)

Tsordilljaj (Insect, Level 36)
"A creature with a helicopter-rotor-like chitin body-extension with translucent insect wings as propeller blades and a spiky reddish-brown main body with a long proboscis and and open bottom that shows a glowing core of light similar to what the bridges are made out of."
Insect-enemy from the odd world of Dol-Quorsis. Drops Thirsting Proboscis.

Tunnel Goblin (Undefined, Level 1)
No Description Given

Tunnel Goblin Digger (Undefined, Level 2)
No Description Given

Tunnel Goblin Rock Collector (Undefined, Level 2)
No Description Given

Tunnel Goblin Spearman (Undefined, Level 2)
No Description Given

Turbo Giant (Humanoid, Level 80 Elite)
A type of generally-colossal giant that zip around at super speeds, hit really hard, and gain numerous actions per round

Turbo Giant King (Humanoid, Level 85 Elite)

Turbo-Granny (Human, Level 55)
A sweet little old lady, at mach speed. Can create knitted handicrafts and baked goods in mere seconds.

Turkvanstoi (Aerial, Level 78)
"A turkey in a top hat with a cane and the upper-half of a suit on"
A very stealthy, disarmingly friendly turkey with a penchant for old-timey exclamations. Nefariosity levels unknown. Runs a shop on Disc 111,113 near a huge turkey statue that sells 'Turkey Meteor'. Can make the village there appear or disappear at will, generally causing the latter if its prospective customers are broke.

Trucktacular Sergeant (Human, Level 15)
"It's a muscular man in a brown army sergeant's uniform"

Twelve-Eyed Thing (Alien, Level 28)
"Semi-eggplant-shaped aliens with four tendril-hands, two short legs, and the requisite twelve eyes, which seem to be in different places for different members of the species"

Twin-Element Hydraman (Undefined, Undefined)

Twisto Clown (Humanoid, Level 18) Reference Link

Tyrasuuluu (Plant, Level 37)
"A lotus-flower of folding-and-refolding paper petals with a red eye with a black center in its middle that scuttles around on semi-short rolled-paper tendrils."
Spawns in the Labyrinth of Paper Snowfall in Dol-Quorsis. Drops:
Unfolding Lotus of the Watching Eye- (Weapon, Stone, Light & Darkness, 4,500,000 Gold) +4,500 Magical Attack, +4,500 SPI, +45,000 MIN as a non-stacking bonus, Wielder's 'Magical Attack' and 'Mental Overdrive' actions may scan the stats of their targets

Tyrtyllvastigurr (Aerial & Magic Being, Level 39 Elite)
"A creature with a wormlike body composed of swirling sheets of paper. It has 47 pairs of wings, each made of glowing crimson symbols. In place of its head is an unfolded front that reveals a voidlike hole."
Spawns in the Labyrinth of Paper Snowfall in Dol-Quorsis. Drops:
Sixfold Symbological Wings- (Accessory, Bioaugmentation, Darkness & Magic, 7,500,000 Gold) +7,500 Magical Attack, +7,500 AGI, +7,500 MIN, +7,500 SPI, 66% Dodge

Ukobach Devil (Devil, Level 31)
Skilled with fire magic, alchemy, and maintaining infernal engines.

Ukobach of the Languid Tomes (Devil, Level 33) Reference Link
"A small imp creature with large ears"
Burns books.

Uncle Headless (Undead, Level 3)
"A headless man in a green sweater with blood spurting from his neck walks on to stage, waving to the crowd."

Undead Dwarf Citadel-Defense Marshall (Undead, Level 38)

Undead Dwarf Commander (Undead, Level 21)

Undead Medium (Undead, Level 5)
Drops Dark Prediction.

Underworld Boatman (Spirit, Level 57)
"A ferryman in a black cloak pushing a skiff down a river that winds across space, the air freezing as he approaches."

Undying Gardener (Undead, Level 21)
"An undead woman in a fancy hat"
A passionate gardener who wants everyone else to know their opinions on correct lawn care are wrong. Mainly argues for petrified plants and plants killed at the correct height and reanimated as spectral examples.

Unit of Dwarven Shadows (Undead, Level 26)

Unit of Greater Dwarven Shadows (Undead, Level 39)

Unit of Undead Dwarf Axelords (Undead, Level 31)

Unit of Undead Dwarf Gunners (Undead, Level 19)

Unit of Undead Dwarf Gunlords (Undead, Level 31)

Unit of Undead Dwarf Hammerlords (Undead, Level 31)

Unit of Undead Dwarf Runecasters (Undead, Level 33)

Upper-Class Lady (Undefined, Level 3)
No Description Given

Uttshori'Moorgaatu (Horror & Humanoid & Magic Being & Golem, Level 39 Elite)
"A massive head made of folded paper with a red eye with black tendrils embedded in its forehead. The head rolls about, looking with the forehead-eye."
Spawns in the Labyrinth of Paper Snowfall in Dol-Quorsis. Drops:
Bewitching Eye- (Item, Other: Firmament Aspect, Darkness & Magic & Air, 15,500,000 Gold)

Valdokkian Cyclope (Undefined, Level 19)
Creature whose skeleton was found in Sunthrone. Form gained by Oneman.

Valhalla Warengine (Level 81, Golem)

Vampire Cactus (Plant & Undead, Level 45)
"Three cacti in sombreros with faces and fangs drinking beverages that appear to be made with blood"

Vampiric Dragon (Undead & Dragon, Level 61)
"These dragons are massive with black scales, red eyes, and vicious fangs. Instead of breating out, they breathe in, drinking away life force. They can turn into massive serpent-bats with scorpion tails and control necromantic and blood magics."

Vat Master (Humanoid, Level 36)
Enemy from Magmatic Drill Facility Five.

Veloceraptor (Animal, Level 15)
No Description Provided

Vicar of Vipers (Serpent Blessed, Undefined)
One of the most common, non-area-specific types of Serpent Blessed.

Voidblot (Elemental, Level 75)
Has the constant effect 'Swallows Darkness'.

Voiddead Dwarf (Undead, Level 36)

Void Demon (Demon, Level 73)
Powerful darkness demon.

Void Giant (Humanoid, Level 71)
"Massive humanoids made of living vaccuum. Their bodies are empty and dark; they seem to both be a dark, devouring force and inherently linked to the firmament of existence."
Giants that were found in the Trial of the Sun-Devouring Giant in the Knot of Trelheis. Can kinda-teleport by moving through void and strip buffs. Absorb Void, Darkness, and Ice. Weak to multi-element attacks that include both Wood and Metal.

Void Lich (Undead, Level 72)
"A lich made of pitch blackness"
Has the Constant Effect 'Void Body', which makes its body insubstantial void that can pull in attacks, amps dodge, amps Void-element powers that it have, amps Void damage it does, and can pull various things in as an RP defense.

Voidwarp Froglord (Aquatic & Magic Being, Level 46)
"A viridian frog the size of a house teleports nearby, croaks, and then vanishes in a haze of lines and shadows."

Voskossan (Aerial, Level 39 Elite)
"A folded paper crane the size of a ship that shines with white light."
Spawns in the Labyrinth of Paper Snowfall in Dol-Quorsis. Drops:
Great Shining Fragment- (Item, Antiquity, Light, 8,000,000 Gold)

Vulture Man Plotter (Humanoid & Aerial, Level 48)
"Surly-looking vulture men"

Walking Necropolis (Undead & Large Structure, Level 69)

Warmech (Undefined Undefined)
Warmech summoned by Ardrakas.

Warpmaw Devil (Devil, Level 80)

Warstorm (Elemental, Level 75)

Warwhale (Aquatic & War Machine, Level 60)
"A quadruple-size sperm whale driving a massive tank with seven giant cannons on it. The whale has a 5-star general's hemlet on that's far too small for its head covering its blowhole and a cigar floating next to its face"
From the Knot of Trelhais. Drops:
Whale of a Tale- (Item, Antiquity, Water & Glory, 15,000,000 Gold)
Whalegeneral Helm (Five Stars)- (Accessory, Helm, Water & Phyisical, 10,000,000 Gold) +5,000 Defense, +10,000 CON, Wearer's Aquatic allies gain +5,000 to all stats as a non-stacking bonus

Wasteland Demon (Demon, Level 47)
Found in some post-apocalyptic worlds.

Wave Giant (Undefined, Undefined)
No Description Provided

Wave Huntsman (Aquatic, Undefined)
No Description Provided.

Wave Rider (Undefined, Undefined)
No Description Provided

Wax Ogre (Undefined, Undefined)
Powerful monsters that can steal items from dead characters.

Werecheetah (Shapeshifter, Level 29)

Werewolf Bladesman (Shapeshifter, Undefined)
No Description Provided.

Whiskered Deep-Dragon of Thatuu'Uthoss (Dragon & Cthonian, Level 53)
Resident of the Inescapable Well.

Whisperer of Heresy (Serpent Blessed, Undefined)
One of the most common, non-area-specific types of Serpent Blessed. The next step up in power from the Clerics of the False Serpent. They are like the clerics, able to come from nearly any stock and look like nearly anything. Again, they are adept at disguising themselves. It is their role to tempt and spread Valcont's word, even greater than it is the duty of the clerics to do the same

Whispering Monolith (Undefined, Undefined)
Capable of Directs and Mass Directs.

White Gorilla Baron (Humanoid & Animal, Level 55)

Wind Fae Supreme Ninja Master (Fae, Level 80)

Wine Bottler (Golem, Level 2)
"A wine bottle with eyes, hands, and feet

Winged Ape Basketballer (Undefined, Undefined)
Found in Disc 334,891,263 of Nexus in Building 451,335.

Winged Colossus Parasite (Monster & Insect, Level 65)
Found on the Great Colossus Mursenmor.

Winged Lime (Undefined, Undefined)
Found in Disc 334,891,263 of Nexus in Building 451,335.

Winged Troglodemon Swarm (Demon, Level 55 Unit)
"A flock of crimson-furred gorilla demons with bat wings, large fangs, and burning eyes."
Empowered by the presence of a Silver Winged Troglodemon.

Wisdom Seeker (Magic Being, Level 200-399)
"Clouds of spectral eyes"
A powerful scan-focused entity capable of mass-scanning far-back history. Proxima Androtti, explorer and dimension-mapper, is capable of summoning them to assist in her travels. Capable of integrating themselves into local realms, making their presence entirely 'natural' and not to be commented upon or otherwise reacted to.

Wise Orc Shaman (Humanoid, Level 7)
"It's a green-skinned orc with shamanic garb who radiates more power than the average orc shaman and seems to be cunning."

Wise Scholar of Mystic Lore (Human, Level 45)
A resident of Disc 39.

Wood Vampire (Undead & Plant, Level 49)
A type of undead plant creature. Their teeth are massive, like those of beavers, only pointed, so that they can bite into trees easily. Light heals them, as they possessed photosynthesis in life and therefore lack the normal vampiric weakness to the sun. In its stead, they are vulnerable to fire. They are capable of taking the form of trees, insects, or saplike oozes. They can control plants, insects, and oozes. They can create the rare material Pale Ghostwood by biting trees and converting them into a type of semi-spectral plant.

Worn-Out Strumpet (Human, Level 22)
No Description Provided

Wraith Jelly (Aquatic, Level 15)
"It is an incorporeal jellyfish that seems to be drinking nearby concentrations of life force."

Wraith Knight (Undead, Level 45)
"A suit of black armor with shadowy energy trailing behind it and a sword of green spectral energy with runic symbols flashing down its length."

Wraith-Lich (Undead, Level 64)
"An incorporeal lich with a distorted lower torso and a rune-sword"

Wrath Demon (Demon, Level 43)
Demon of wrath and fury.

Wrathstorm Disaster-Witch (Undefined, Undefined)
Drop Deadly Concoctions of Fire and Lightning.

Wreck-Lurking Cannoneer (Mutant, Level 15)
"An old-looking man with lumpy, green skin wearing brown rags and carrying a kitbashed-together rifle of some kind that leaks glowing fluid."

Yhangarwhen (Golem, Level 37 Elite)
"A towering wheel made of white ivory with strips of paper dangling from its decorate hand-knobs. The wheel's center is a point of painfully-glowing red amidst a sea of black."
Spawns in the Labyrinth of Paper Snowfall in Dol-Quorsis. Drops:
Wheel Which Steers Toward Arcane Storm- (Item, Other: Firmament Aspect, Light & Darkness & Magic & Water, 6,000,000 Gold)

Yolneen (Magic Being, Level 37)
"A humanlike figure, squat (about Tolva's height) with baggy armor-robes and a silver bell for a head. It holds in its hands a large hammer with a white head, carvings in the hammer's head depicting a crane in flight."
Spawns in the Labyrinth of Paper Snowfall in Dol-Quorsis. Drops:
Yolneen Hammer- (Weapon, Hammer, Light, 6,000,000 Gold) +6,000 Melee Attack, The targets of wielder's attacks may not inflict Impaired: Silence

Young Girl (Undefined, Level 1)
No Description Given

Zombie Alien Ghost (Undead & Alien, Level 32)

Zonal Mimic (Shapeshifter, Undefined)
A special type of mimic that imitates places.

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Unstatted Items-

'A. Adamson's Gear Guide'
A book at the Nexus Library.

'Advanced Phlogiston Usage in Transplanetary Clockwork Devices' by Planetocelestial Arch-Engineer Ruthera Veyndergreise
An advanced book on Gearwright methods.

'Adventuring Etiquitte by P. Questerhouse'
A book at the Nexus Library.

'Battle Arenas and Their Property: A Thorough Examination By Lawrence T. Goodrich'
A book on the Battle Arena.

'Building Clockwork Battle Suits' by Doctor Edgar Rushing
A book that mixes Gearwright with Gunner, Gunslinger, and Smith.

'Building Perpetual Motion Machines (Advanced Edition)'
A book at the Nexus Library.

'Building the Clockwork Nation-State' by Emperor-Engineer Lysartho Oshiri
An advanced book on Gearwright methods.

'Building the Ladder to Assess the Location of Heaven's Missing Beef'
A book of moderate skill-level that delves into stranger subtrees of Gearwright. An anonymous work.

'Cloakwork: The Spy-Gunner's Guide to DIY Clockwork Guns in a Pinch' by The Blue Shadow
A book that mixes Gearwright with Gunner, Gunslinger, and Smith.

'Clockwork Constructions and Mass-Production Facilities' by A. Lawrence Nesbit
A book that mixes Gearwright with Gunner, Gunslinger, and Smith.

'Clockwork Golems'
A book that mixes Gearwright with Golomancer and/or Artificer. A generic spawned work.

'Clockwork Masks, Breathing Apparatuses, and Mind-Helmets'
A book that mixes Gearwright with Golomancer and/or Artificer. A generic spawned work.

'Clockwork Pistols: Whoo-Boy!' by Jackson Saxon, the Straight-Shootin' Clockwork Mastermind (Don'tcha' Know)
A book that mixes Gearwright with Gunner, Gunslinger, and Smith.

'Combining Bascaradine Brand Items: A Study of Both the Nexus Battle Arena and the Bascaradine Corporation, and Its Implications for Both'
A book on combos.

'Combos and the Loss of Battle Arena Member Immortality'
A book on combos and presumably the potential pitfalls in combos performed on onesself.

'Converting War Clank Soldiers Into Medical Assistants- Doctor Toad, Battle Physician Colonel'
A book at the Nexus Library.

'Deep Sea Detective Work- Trails in the Abyss (Second Edition Printing)'
A book at the Nexus Library.

'Don't be a NOOB and Ninja Loot that Paladin's Tier IV Weapon: Adventuring the Polite and L33T Way'
A book at the Nexus Library.

'E. Longhorse's Guide to Basic Gun Materials'
A book at the Nexus Library.

'Enhancing Your Clockwork Automata' by Doctor Edgar Rushing and Doctor Miriam Doyle-Boshside
A book that mixes Gearwright with Golomancer and/or Artificer.

'Guns from Gold'
A book at the Nexus Library.

'How Nexus Battle Arena Members Can Manipulate Items In Ways No Others Can'
A book on combos.

'I Am Terribly Sorry About What I Did While Possessed By a Raalutharian War Demon: How to Handle This Problem and Many Others the POLITE Way'
A book at the Nexus Library.

'Infinite Turning Gears' by Ak'Az'Rk'Du'Te'Su'Pq
An advanced book on Gearwright methods. Discusses patterns of gears and clockwork-directed energies that form powers/effects from their overall shape and motion / speed-of-motion.

'Interdimensional Detective Basics'
A book at the Nexus Library.

'Merging Aspects of the Universe, An Attempt to Explain the Combo Powers of Arena Members'
A book on combos.

'Mysteries of the Battle Arena and Its Members'
A book on the Battle Arena and the powers its members have, including combos.

'Principles of Turning Gears'
A book at the Nexus Library.

'Prophecies of the Oracle'
Item owned by Maylene Emdendrous. There are only a few extant copies.

'Request for Funding Regarding a Study On Battle Arena Members' Combos and Their Properties'
In the Nexus Library among books on combos, for some reason.

'Steam Gunnery'
A book that mixes Gearwright with Gunner, Gunslinger, and Smith. A generic spawned work.

'Steampunk Giants and Anti-Kaiju Weaponry for Clockwork-Dependant Worlds' by Doctor Miriam Doyle-Boshside and Doctor Shinzo Atori
An advanced book on Gearwright methods.

'Subworkings: The Mobilization of Cities and Continents through Subterranian Mechanica' by Ester Lenawatti
A book of moderate skill-level that delves into stranger subtrees of Gearwright.

'The Arcane Workings of the World and Its Truths' Reference Link
The holy book of Mateus Rem, Remfass' local God of Magic. All copies of it had their pages replaced with 'HE'Z DED NAO', a comic displaying a styalized rendition of Manteus Rem's face with X's drawn over the eyes, after Bear Popsicle Comics killed him.

'The Encyclopedia of Clockwork Design'
A book at the Nexus Library.

'The Clockwork Faces and Their Replication' by Doctor Salissia Teufernaas, Kaldemarr Begreinstein, and Toshell Myrkii
A book that mixes Gearwright with Golomancer and/or Artificer.

'The Functionality of Resource-Gathering Clockwork Machines and Their Modern Applications' by A. Lawrence Nesbit
A book of moderate skill-level that delves into stranger subtrees of Gearwright.

'The Great Timepiece and Other Works of Chronos'
A book on time-related artifacts.

'The Making of Proper Clockworks'
A book at the Nexus Library.

'The Mask of Conicus'
A book on time-related artifacts.

'The Noted Blueprints of Rentigarr Symelstruun, a Collected Folio'
An advanced book on Gearwright methods. A generic spawned work, but contains many designs by the titular individual.

'The Possible Use of Battle Arena Members and Their Combo Abilities to Outlying Worlds and their Rulers'
A book on combos and their uses from an 'outside' perspective.

'The Seven Watches of Doctor Michael Canningburgh' by Lurtzen Heipzorge
A book that mixes Gearwright with Golomancer and/or Artificer.

'The Utilization of Aetheric and Spatial Vapors in Clockwork Devices' by Oliver S. Cuttingford
A book of moderate skill-level that delves into stranger subtrees of Gearwright.

'Tracking In the Dead of Night'
A book at the Nexus Library.

'When You Finish Reading This Book, You'll Know Who Else Has'
A book at the Nexus Library.

'Unwinding the Geometric Contaragantria: An In-Depth Exploration' by Quixxlulox Su'Siquixxiunnian
A book of moderate skill-level that delves into stranger subtrees of Gearwright. Discusses patterns of gears and clockwork-directed energies that form powers/effects from their overall shape and motion / speed-of-motion.

24-Vein Honey
Honey made by mixing varieties from the 24 main mountain honey-veins around the town of Honeypot on Disc 81.

Accounts of the Seven Wisdoms
Buyable from major book vendors on the top disc of Nexus for a few million gold. Includes methods on how to harness energy (arcane and divine) from foci, among other things.

Action Bank
"A glowing blue piggy bank with sunglasses and a clock on its side"
Capable of banking actions to be taken later.

Aether-Bee Honey
A 'Class 6' (very rare) honey sought by the Bear Vendor of Honeyworld.

Ageless Purified Fae Silver
A material that does not deteriorate with age, extending this property to any enchantments placed upon it.

Agent's Secret
This drink is preferred by classy secret agents on many worlds. It is always shaken; never stirred. It has been known to increase charm, daring, and the odds of lucky escapes from complex deathtraps.

Aggressive Hundredfold Wraith-Hands Reference Link
A trap. Level 37-tier.

Agility Boost II
Spell held by Estrick the Huntsman

Ally-Slaying Swords Helmurinn and Gulgennin
Presumably do exactly what they say. Part of a curse previously affecting Tjormod.

Amazing Whatsit (Unknown, Unknown)
Reward offered to Arena Members for getting an Expensive Doohickey back from Josh Powerblayde.

*Amendarius's Left Eye
"A perfect amethyst sphere"
Item owned by Maylene Emdendrous. Capable of potent divination and scrying. Also capable of jokes.

*Anathema Crown Reference Link
An Artifact owned by Aikhra Morvauhl.

Android Scrambler
This silver drink has a USB port in the side of the glass and can be drunk digitally by robots. It is known for scrambling the circuits of any articifical intelligence that downs it.

Angry Bullfrog
This drink is dark green, it bubbles when held or stared at, and it croaks loudly sometimes. It tastes a bit froggy, and most drinkers get the sense that it's actively trying to smash their brains after drinking it.

Angry Sultan Machine

Annihilation-Grenade Launcher
Weapon held by Doctor Catastrophe.

Annihilator Orb Grid
"A grid of annihilator orbs"
One of the many, many weapons to be survived in the Trial for the Invulnerable Raiment.

Anti-Everything Laser
Weapon held by Doctor Catastrophe's Mudra Exoskeleton. If the enemy is a subtype or element recognised at the time of its creation, it does extra damage for each.

Antivenom
Spell held by Doctor Weshum Norrist, presumably Healer Magic

*Apocalypse Bell
A Unique or Artifact previously in the possession of Tjormod before his spectacularly unfortunate avalanche of curses hit.

Arcana-Engine Reference Link
A techno-magical research engine.

Archival Pillar
Device that can store vast quantities of data. One of these was to be used by the Cataloguers of Infinity's team in the Impossible Knot quest to record as much data as possible from the wheel at the centre of the Knot of Trelhais.

Archjudge Gavel
One of the many, many weapons to be survived in the Trial for the Invulnerable Raiment.

*Archmage's Knife
Potent weapon capable of cleaving destruction and destroying powerful protective effects. Once belonged to the Archmage, Talrusion. Previously (and more recently) in the posession of Doctor Beak before his demise. Current whereabouts after his demise unknown.

Armada Bow (Unknown, Unknown)
Reward offered to Arena Members for defeating the Seven Legendary Bandits of Bakker's Way.

Armageddon Missile
One of the many, many weapons to be survived in the Trial for the Invulnerable Raiment.

Armor of 100 Slain Dragons
Excellent armour for a Dragoon. Potentially worth 2.5 billion Gold.

Armor of the Legendary Dragoon
Excellent armour for a Dragoon. Potentially worth 1 billion Gold.

Armor of the Rinthwaathan Lance Mercenaries
Decent armour for a Dragoon. Potentially worth 450 million Gold.

Arn Trulathi Spear (Unknown, Unknown)
Reward offered to Arena Members for killing Maxwell Heinbelter.

Ash Cloud
Spell held by Aidomi Skies-Aflame

Assault Strafing
Spell held by Bregnum the Magnum-Handed, presumably Gunslinging

Assay Bullets
Spell held by Aidomi Skies-Aflame

A Study of Citizens from Different Discs Reference Link
This one deals with the common properties of Nexus residents, particularly Humans, spawned on different discs, highlighting different sets of common preferences, cultural norms, and inbuilt psychological responses.

Asynchronous Beam
Chronomancy drop from the Great Clockwork Labyrinth on Disc 218,311. Sold for 630k Gold by an enterprising adventurer. Sets its target's turn-order-determining stat to a randomized other individuals, it has a level restriction on what it works on, and does damage.

*Atlas of the Farlands Reference Link
An Artifact owned by Gideon Galmantian.

Attractive Pearlsteel
Material. Causes monsters to be attracted either to its wielder or clockworks it is made out of

Augmented Dark Matter Emitter
Weapon held by Doctor Catastrophe. Was later upgraded to the Cosmos Darkener. Deals high damage and corrupts stats, creating multiple auto-restacking debuffs.

Augmentotron 8000
Machine capable of changing its occupants (granting abilities in the process). Whether it always results in questionable abilities, or if that's just down to its unhinged and frequently drunk operator is unclear.

Aura of Outer Terrors Reference Link
"He seems to have picked up some sort of accessory or aura that now has him followed by a nebulous cloud of Outer Terrors."
An Accessory or Aura-armor owned by Charles Eckermann. Swaps part of the owner's skillset for one more slanted towards Darkspawn and their ilk.

Auto-Restore
Buff. Some regen.

Auto-Suture
Spell held by Doctor Weshum Norrist, presumably Healer Magic

Awakened Iris
It is a deep purple drink with a shining eye in its top. The eye watches as you lift the glass.

Awe-of-the-Dawn Battle-Clappers Reference Link
"A pair of platinum castanets that float a foot above the platform, each with a pearl in the center that burns with sun-like intensity."
An item (presumably a weapon) that works chiefly off allowing before-battle preparation.

Axe of Disintegration
"a few hundred axes that turn all they hit to dust"
One of the many, many weapons to be survived in the Trial for the Invulnerable Raiment.

Bacchus Wrecker
Drink 94 on Carl's version of the Nexus Tavern Challenge list.

Bag of Burning-Moon Danmaku
"A bag that contains burning-moon-danmaku"
One of the many, many weapons to be survived in the Trial for the Invulnerable Raiment.

Bag of Dangerous Cash
Prize for beating the Three of Swords Corp. Team during a Holy Festival Bonus Fight.

Bald Bozo
Drink that contains egg.

Bald Buzzard
Drink that contains egg.

Bank-Breaker Missile
Weapon/spell held by Doctor Catastrophe. Can be upgraded to cause loss of banked actions.

Bascaradine Executive Technologies Anyphone

Basilisk Mirror
"A mirror of black obsidian with a golden frame around it on the ceiling."
A mirror holding... something... back, highly magical in construction. Found in a room of the Knot of Trelheis filled with statues of terrified women.

Battleboat Barrage
Daring Captain Battleboat's signature attack. Takes 5 rounds to hit, but deals truly absurd amounts of maxed-out damage when it does. Repeatedly.

Battle Dice
A prize in the Disc 21 Casino. Requires 300 Tokens.

Bear Claw- (Weapon, Fist Weapon)
A Class 1 honey-reward from the Bear Vendor of Honeyworld.

Bear Claw (2)- (Consumable, Food)
A Class 1 honey-reward from the Bear Vendor of Honeyworld.

Bear General Claw- (Weapon, Fist Weapon)
A Class 4 honey-reward from the Bear Vendor of Honeyworld.

Bear King Honey
A 'Class 5' (rare) honey sought by the Bear Vendor of Honeyworld.

Bearland Honey
A 'Class 3' (mid-tier) honey sought by the Bear Vendor of Honeyworld.

Bearlord's Bee-Smoker- (Weapon, Tool)
A Class 5 honey-reward from the Bear Vendor of Honeyworld.

Bear-Noms (Consumable, Food) +800 STR, +8,000 HP, stacks 2 times

Bearwood Flowers- (Item, Antiquity)
A Class 1 honey-reward from the Bear Vendor of Honeyworld.

Become Pine Tree
A Druid Magic spell.

Beef Globes (Consumable, Food) +5,000 STR, +5,000 CON, +50,000 HP, does not stack

Bee Larvae- (Item, Antiquity)
A Class 1 honey-reward from the Bear Vendor of Honeyworld.

Bee Matriarch Honey
A 'Class 4' (mid-rare) honey sought by the Bear Vendor of Honeyworld.

Beer-Producing Sword (Type II)

Beer-Stein of the Dragon Empires
”A beer-stein with coiling dragons all over it and a big dragon-head on one side.”
An item seen in the Warehouse. Inflicts Burning and Poison: Drunk.

Bell of Untold Stories
Item owned by Maylene Emdendrous.

Belnov's Gravity Hand
Spell held by Ganfo Donno. Gravity-grabs things.

Belsicite
Known for its strength and durability, but not finessabiliy or lightness.

Benthos Lager
Drink 81 on Carl's version of the Nexus Tavern Challenge list.

Best And Brightest
This drink shines with blinding light. Most people in the room have to cover their eyes when the brilliant concoction is made.

Better Chocolate (Consumable, Food) +5,000 to all stats, stacks 6 times

Beverly Houser Steroids
Drugs.

Big Cutta

*Binding Mask of Tso-Gatikkio of the Ten Million Masks
A mask that binds the demon Tso-Gatikkio and can be used to control it.

Bird-Ender
Spell held by Estrick the Huntsman, presumably Archery

Bitter Lungroot
A prize in the Disc 21 Casino. Requires 500 Tokens.

Bitz n' Nutz
Consumable for those on a fire and/or metal diet.

Black Ashen Clouds
Spell held by Aidomi Skies-Aflame

*Black Chartist's Map
Map owned by Emmelio Montgarii, the Blind Cartographer. Capable of mapping worlds and their magical currents, mass-scanning, and has a nebulous 'pin' ability.

Black Hole Projector
Weapon held by Doctor Catastrophe's Mudra Exoskeleton.

Black-Matter Honey
A 'Class X' (past-legendary-tier) honey sought by the Bear Vendor of Honeyworld.

*Black-Silken Cord
Relic created and owned by Zexatra Archelbestys. Can tether together worlds, rendering normally tenuous portals and connections permanent.

*Blackwrought
Hammer held by Cartil Magnein, undead member of The Dagger In Shadow.

*Blade of Destiny
Sword owned by the Ascendant Jinzan. Has the Activated Sword Ability Final Fate, among others.

Blade of Freedom
Item (or ability) held by Liberty's Fury.

Blade of Reflection
"Mirror-swords that reflect and repeat the attacks of other weapons"
One of the many, many weapons to be survived in the Trial for the Invulnerable Raiment.

*Blade of the High Heavens
A Unique or Artifact previously in the possession of Tjormod before his spectacularly unfortunate avalanche of curses hit.

*Blade of Truth
Relic held by the Ascendant, Aisaro Jinzan. Holds the ability to cut through nearly any mortal-made illusion.

Blade of the Searing Sun

Blazing Sky
Spell held by Aidomi Skies-Aflame

Blinding Holy Light
Spell given to Alrick, presumably lost in Sunthrone.

Bloody Baroness
This drink gained the infamous reputation as the favorite of a murderess baroness. It contains the blood of young women and many expensive alcohols.

Blot-Outs (Consumable, Food) Target loses all buffs and debuffs

Blue Star Chronicle
A story. Some enjoy retelling it with different people cast as the protagonist.

Blur Strike
Spell held by Evandara, presumably Sword/Combat Arts

Bold Suggestion
This drink is occasionally suggested to or by the extremely brave. It is known to knock out most drinkers easily, having taking down some notable heroes before.

Bolster Golem
Spell held by Weshium the Golem-Crafter

Bombardment of the Holy War Parade
Rare, powerful Arcanist Magic sold by Jirriland the Arcanist's shop.

Bones of a Solar Gentleman
Item gained by Lili.

Book of Dragon Kings and Elder Horrors
"books that contain dragon kings and elder horrors"
One of the many, many weapons to be survived in the Trial for the Invulnerable Raiment.

Borrowed Iron Codpiece of Fazhi Woo
Might not actually exist.

Boundlessness http://gad.tfsnewworld.com/forum/viewto ... 2&start=10
Concept on sale from a shop in the Maze Level of the Grand Mall of Worlds. Listed price 1.2 billion.

Bourbon Cubed
The glass contains floating cubes of bourbon. The alcohol was mathematically cubed by a mathemagical mixologist, making it hyper-potent and very concentrated.

Box of the Hand of Gahtaan
Item sold by the incredibly hard-to-find Elusive Merchant for 1.6 billion Gold.

Brain Gear
Material. Part of the plans to make a Clockwork Dragon. Common drop from clockwork monsters.

Brazier of Supreme Opposition
"An ominous brazier that is belching black smoke"
Ominous brazier that summons (and scans as) copies of a combined entity of the two greatest enemies of those facing it. The entities wisp away into nothingness once their task is complete or their target escapes. Found on the Great Colossus Mursenmor. Defeated through cleverly manipulating it into facing a Killborg, which summoned another Killborg to face it, causing both to explode.

Brellymic Oil
Item that can be used in a ritual (The Hornsmouth-Blinkley Method) to harness arcane or divine power.

Broken Dowsing Rods
6,980 gold at Bascaradine.

Buff-Nullifying Eradicator-Lance
One of the many, many weapons to be survived in the Trial for the Invulnerable Raiment.

Burning Battle Sword

Call Animals
A Druid Magic spell.

Call Plants
A Druid Magic spell.

Calm Conquistador
This is a white drink with a multi-colored flag flying from it. It tastes of fruit and calm, but also preparation before a battle. Warrior-explorers were known to drink these before venturing into untamed jungles on some worlds.

Candied Dreams
Opulent dish found in an excessively fancy banquet hall in the Knot of Trelhais.

Candy Leaves (Consumable, Food) +40 CON, does not stack

Captain Bartolmo
This drink was made by a legendary pirate captain. It was known to be the strongest drink on the world, and many multidimensional megacorporations vied to buy his recipe from him. Bascaradine eventually bought the smaller corporation that got its hands on it and produces it through a sub-label.

Carbonated Joy
A prize in the Disc 21 Casino. Requires 200 Tokens.

Card of Fire Man Weaving
Arcanist Magic sold by Jirriland the Arcanist's shop for 315k Gold.

Card of Golden Healing Waters
Arcanist Magic sold by Jirriland the Arcanist's shop for 165k Gold. AOE heal and good for the price.

Card Which Crafts Armaments
Arcanist Magic sold by Jirriland the Arcanist's shop for 410k Gold.

Card which Holds Healing Mists
Arcanist Magic sold by Jirriland the Arcanist's shop for 145k Gold. Tacks an effect onto a Zone or Terrain that heals based on selected subtypes every round.

Carmalita's Wafers (Consumable, Food) +150 HP, +250 STR, +250 SPI, stacks 2 times

Certainty Engine
Anti-luck device of such danger that the priesthoods of Lady Luck and Madame Misfortune are taking the nigh-unheard of step of teaming up in order to stop it.

Chaos Dice (Trelheis Variant)
Found in a room in the Knot of Trelheis. Granted Random Knot-related effects that range from 'teleport to Wheel room' and 'get an artifact without a trial' to 'clone enemies' and 'get kicked out of Knot'

*Chalice of Seven Glories Reference Link
An Artifact owned by Overlord Vaeros Callamargh the Unmatchable.

*Chariot Of The End
A chariot foretold to outlast the current iteration of the Universe, being able to carry its passengers to the next iteration. Simply being in control of it is not enough to guarantee being able to cross to the next iteration, however.

Clam Counter
This drink is a milky-white color and has a clam shell floating in it. It causes its drinker to obsessively count all the clams nearby.

Clockwork Adjustor Mechanism
Item sold by Foom'Al'Frafoom for 85k Gold.

Clockwork Armorcleaver
On sale at Clockwork Arms for 1.14 million Gold. An Axe.

Clockwork Arms Brand Clockwork Longrifle
On sale at Clockwork Arms for 810k Gold.

Clockwork Arms Brand Clockwork Sniper Rifle
On sale at Clockwork Arms for 908k Gold.

Clockwork Axe
On sale at Clockwork Arms for 90k Gold.

Clockwork Bell
On sale at Clockwork Arms for 410k Gold.

Clockwork Butterknife
On sale at Clockwork Arms for 2.1k Gold.

Clockwork Gears
Material. Worse version of Rare Gears. Very commonly dropped or buyable.

Clockwork Relaxation
"a clear drink in a glass with a wind-up-toy's screw on the side moving backwards"
Alcoholic cocktail. Helps you unwind.

Clockwork Iris
On sale at Clockwork Arms for 7 million Gold. A Fist Weapon that is also a Gun. It unfolds into a clockwork flower-like shape that shoots out devestating beams of violet-colored temporal energy

Clockwork Keyrod
On sale in Disc 218,311 for 112k Gold.

Clockwork Missile Cannon
On sale at Clockwork Arms for 860k Gold.

Clockwork Seeker
On sale at Clockwork Arms for 1.218 million Gold. A Bailartix.

Cloud Mirage
"In a tall glass, deep purple with shimmering clouds of images in it"
Sweet alcoholic cocktail. Occasionally causes mild, pleasant hallucinations.

Cloud Princess Cream Swirl Puffs

Clover Honey
A 'Class 1' (low-tier) honey sought by the Bear Vendor of Honeyworld.

Cobalt Enlightenment
This cobalt drink has an eye pattern in it. It is said to provide enlightenment to those who drink it and remain conscious.

*Cobalt Pyramid
Item given to Massau by the Giant-Prophet. Grants him the sight of prophecy and removes him from causaility at any point at which he would be hurt. It reflexively inflicts and removes Vanished on him whenever he (or his gear / buffs, including it) would be in danger, and it gives him preturnatural competence boosts during the points in time where he is in reality. He also gains divine control of all giants in the area.

Code Mirage
This is a deep blue drink with black zeroes and ones running up and down it in lines. It gets the drinker incredibly drunk, but it is said to greatly increase the drinker's programming skill.

Coffin Drops (Consumable, Medicine) Cures Impaired

*Cold Mourning
Sword held by Valthos Daethwyrr, undead member of The Dagger In Shadow.

Coldthunder Rod
Material. Contain both Electrocuting and Freezing properties and are good for weapons

Collapsing Cosmos
Destroys a Hell Cosmos, dealing huge damage for each Hell Star in it.

Colossus-Breaker Cluster-Missile Multicannon
Weapon held by Doctor Catastrophe's Mudra Exoskeleton.

Colossus Fist
One of the many, many weapons to be survived in the Trial for the Invulnerable Raiment.

Combat Fighter's Sword

Combo Breaker
Shannon raises an eyebrow and gives a half-smile. Carl nods and smiles back. "CARL!" "SHANNON!" They mix together a color-inverted version of the last drink. Inverts the buff from Tag Team Combo, nullifies buffs, and negates any momentum, success-wise, that has been had until it was drunk.

Complex Flame-Projector
One of the components for a Clockwork Dragon.

Complex Parts
One of the components for a Clockwork Dragon.

Concoction of Deadly Fire and Lightning
Material. Better version of Molten Oil.

Constantly Cool Shades
On sale at Lanzer's Eyewear for 86k Gold.

Cool Gunner's Shades
On sale at Lanzer's Eyewear for 750k Gold.

Coping with Life In Regions with Aggressive Spawn Tables: A Case Study Reference Link
This one seems to relate to three different categories of generally-weak villager-type spawns who appear in areas with aggressively dangerous spawned creatures - with multiple case-study examples of each. The first group is generally unaware of the danger and tends to just get cycle-replaced over time, with some exceptions that spawn with tags that get them ignored by the monsters. The second is aware of the danger, but lacks the ability to adapt, plan, or deal with it in any way, and ends up generally meeting a similar fate, with some exceptions that hole up in smaller sub-areas. The third, which the most time and text is spent on, is the least common - individuals able to adapt their routines and learn new skills (still with limits) who try to create work-arounds for the dangerous spawned creatures (of varying success or failure depending on the case in question).

Cord Tangler
A potent beverage (for appliances). Causes confusion.

Core Magma Sword
One of the many, many weapons to be survived in the Trial for the Invulnerable Raiment.

Cosmic Song
Sought by the Shadow Gods of Muulgoth. Phalerin wishes to stop them in obtaining it.

Cottage on Honeyworld
A Class 3 honey-reward from the Bear Vendor of Honeyworld.

Council of Animals
A Druid Magic spell.

Counterfeit Decree from the King of All Bears
Item owned/generated by The King of Bears Is Not Present, Presently. Confuses/action-cancels bears.

Courts of Aether
This is a great misty drink containing a meeting hall of ethereal forces. It was created by grandmaster ethereal magi, and is designed to bypass all defenses.

Craft Spell-Mortar
Spell held by Aidomi Skies-Aflame

Crazy Current
A potent beverage (for appliances). Mind-affecting.

Create Forest
A Druid Magic spell.

Create Mana Ocean
Spell held by Ganfo Donno. Creates a great sea of magic.

Create Walking Trees
Spell held by Veesheere, presumably Druid Magic

Crimson Bowling Ball
Prize for beating the Three of Swords Corp. Team during a Holy Festival Bonus Fight.

Crimson Dynasty
This deep red drink contains fragments of the ancestral memories and powers of a great dynasty that rules on a world of feuding nations. The modern rulers of the nation drink this to commune with their predecessors.

Crocodiles In Your Mind
This drink is yellow, and it contains imaginary crocodiles that still happen to be there. The eye doesn't register their presence, but the brain clearly knows they're moving around in there, providing the images for them that the eye neglected to include.

Crossreality Disruptor
Ability held by Doctor Catastrophe. Presumably grants bonuses upon killing a target.

Crown of the Guul-Zaaphan
Crown accessory sold by the incredibly hard-to-find Elusive Merchant for 1.6 billion Gold.

Crown-Sphere of the Seventh Apocalypse
Item sold by the incredibly hard-to-find Elusive Merchant for 1.5 billion Gold.

Cruise Control
This pale orange drink puts your life on autopilot. It disembodies the drinker, allowing them to enter a domain of pure thought, while the body performs tasks automatically. The autopilot state can last for years or decades, giving the mind plenty of room to think.

Crystal Luck Dice
A high-tier prize in the Disc 21 Casino. Requires 12,000,000 Tokens.

*Crystal Sword of Aventt'Laum
Potent weapon weilded by Lady Arsyra of Thelmiss.

Cure Card
Arcanist Magic sold by Jirriland the Arcanist's shop for 4.5k Gold.

Cursed Demon Umbrella
Weapon worth 78k gold

Dan Roy Simon
A fancy talking hat. Presumably Abstract-related.

Dark Butterfly Cluster Assault
Spell held by Isariyo. Causes debuffs and gives actions a chance to fail.

Darkness Shrouded Land
Rare Arcanist Magic sold by Jirriland the Arcanist's shop for 8.5 million Gold. Good in combos, reportedly.

Dark Reckoning
Ranged attack-spell held by Klordos the Unformed.

Dark Resurrection
Resurrects a target.

Dar'Quatan Ruby
Jewel that is the focus of Alex Bannion's lifetime goal.

Day-Planner-Including Sunglasses
On sale at Lanzer's Eyewear for 14.1k Gold.

Deadly Bee Honey
A 'Class 3' (mid-tier) honey sought by the Bear Vendor of Honeyworld.

Deathbringer Autolaser
Weapon held by Doctor Catastrophe.

Death Note
Bardic spell held by Lonzerro, capable of inflicting Instant Death.

Deathorb Cluster
One of the many, many weapons to be survived in the Trial for the Invulnerable Raiment.

Death's Door Arrow
Ammo held by Massau. Can auto-counter resurrections and prevent further attempts.

Deathvenom
One of the many, many hazards to be survived in the Trial for the Invulnerable Raiment.

Debauched Masquerade
This drink is deep purple and has a highly-ornamental masquerade mask in it. It causes its drinkers to shapeshift over time, to be extremely drunk, and to see others dressed in shifting costumes.

*Decanter of the Primal Ocean
An artifact that was held within a spatial dungeon-pocket of the Knot of Trelheis. Current whereabouts following the Knot's destruction are unknown.

*Decisive Victory
Item owned by Maylene Emdendrous. Capable of, among other things, outright destroying magically binding contracts.

Declare You To Be His Long-Lost Son
Spell/ability held by Darklord/Archtyrant Some Drunken Panda. Causes its target to be treated as a summon of the caster (and thus susceptible to desummoning).

Deconstructive Void Blast
May destroy a buff or constant effect.

Deep-Comb Honey
A 'Class 4' (mid-rare) honey sought by the Bear Vendor of Honeyworld.

Deepland Snail Snorples
'Curiously delicious'.

Demonic Wrath Sword
One of the many, many weapons to be survived in the Trial for the Invulnerable Raiment.

Desert Hurricane
This drink starts a sandy orange, but soon the sound of storms is heard, and it turns a deep, wet bluish-black color. Clouds form over it and begin torrentially pouring more alcohol in as you drink it.

Desert Wind
Spell held by Jeremiah Sauldak

Destruction Bolt
Spell held by Veshlikkorrigannikonon

Detective's Brass
Material. Enhances intellect and a detective's powers. It can be used to make clockwork brains and concealable guns.

Detect Patron Deity
Divination spell that does exactly what the name suggests.

Devastation Dice
A high-tier prize in the Disc 21 Casino. Requires 11,000,000 Tokens.

Devilish Obfuscation
Attacks that miss caster and allied devils may be redirected back to the opponents' allies.

Devourer's Horizon
Property sold by the incredibly hard-to-find Elusive Merchant for 2.6 billion Gold.

Diamond of Meditative Serinity
An item worth 1,898,000 gold.

*Diamond of P'Varr
Valuable jewel given to Marisenne Grenwolste by the BA Member Leo Solomon as a means of apologising for his disproving her claim to the throne of Chanterloom.

Dimension-Pearl Necklace
Accessory owned by Bob the Manly Lion II.

Dirrywaj's Reconstruction
A spell.

Disanimate Honey
A 'Class 3' (mid-tier) honey sought by the Bear Vendor of Honeyworld.

Disaster Traveler
This drink contains tornadoes, stormy seas, whirlpools, firestorms, lightning rains, tiny sea monsters, sleet storms, and other disasters. It also contains a tiny boat safely sailing between all of them.

Distortion Butterfly Field
Spell/ability held by Isariyo. Severely hampers To-Hit of a target.

Divine Cannon
One of the many, many weapons to be survived in the Trial for the Invulnerable Raiment.

Divine Honey
A 'Class X' (past-legendary-tier) honey sought by the Bear Vendor of Honeyworld.

Divine Lightning Sword
One of the many, many weapons to be survived in the Trial for the Invulnerable Raiment.

Divine Rage Inciter
Grenade used by Doctor Catastrophe in the Knot-fight to no real effect.

Divine Revel
Drink 87 on Carl's version of the Nexus Tavern Challenge list.

Doctor Manatee's Surprising Recovery
Potent spell held by Szarweyerd, that it got in a huge quest that involved sea life. A once-per-quest reflexive resurrection.

Doctor's Touch
Spell held by Doctor Weshum Norrist, presumably Healer Magic

Doctor Toad's Curative Gargling Mouthwash for Amphibians and Other Creatures
Got a frog in your throat? This'll fix it right up.

*Dolversteinn's Screwdriver Reference Link
An Artifact owned by Anomalous Jack.

Doom-Glass
A very dangerous material.

Doom-Glass Plaguesmoke Sphere
"Doom-glass spheres containing plague-smoke"
One of the many, many weapons to be survived in the Trial for the Invulnerable Raiment.

Doomsday Device: Cascading Mana Melter
Device created/summonable by Doctor Catastrophe. Inflicts Melted.

Dorgaisilfish Caviar
Absurdly, ridiculously expensive caviar. Bascaradine once offered some for 4,408,775,510,000,000 Gold.

Double Cycle
A potent beverage (for appliances).

Double Fire Serpent Spire Assault
Rare, powerful Arcanist Magic sold by Jirriland the Arcanist's shop for 13.5 million Gold.

Double Magnum
Spell held by Bregnum the Magnum-Handed, presumably Gunslinging

Dracoflame Battlecore
Better version of a Complex Flame-Projector.

Dragon Baron Wine
This drink is made by dragon nobles, who drink it partially to reinforce the fact that they can handle drinks of much greater potency than mere humans.

Dragon Costume Armor
Disguise that changes the wearer's subtype to Dragon. Worth 118k Gold.

Dragonizing Greatplate
Heavy armour that changes the wearer's subtype to Dragon. Worth 18 million Gold.

Dragonkiller Grandaxe
One of the many, many weapons to be survived in the Trial for the Invulnerable Raiment.

Dreamkiller Bow
"A dreamkiller bow that snipes down reality-warping"
One of the many, many weapons to be survived in the Trial for the Invulnerable Raiment.

Dress of the Night Sky
Dress owned by Bob the Manly Lion II.

Dress of the Sea Empress's Mother
Item owned by Maylene Emdendrous.

Drown In Sap
Spell held by Veesheere, presumably Druid Magic

Druaga Rush
Spell/Ability held by Doctor Catastrophe('s Mudra Exoskeleton). Anti-counter assault. Followup to Ravana Spin.

Druidic Bolt
A Druid Magic spell.

Druzzleberry Twists (Consumable, Food) +14,500 MIN, +14,500 SPI, does not stack

*Dryse Cannon
Even-more-ultimate weapon developed by Cetmyl Dryse as an improvement over the original Mana Cannon.

Dual Weapon Blessing: Variable Element
Spell held by Evandara

Dwarf-Smithed Greatblade

Dwarven Fire Rum
It is a hot dwarven rum that burns on the way down. Its alcohol content is very high and is known to knock normal men flat with only a few drinks.

Dwarven Strengthbrew
"Dark and served in a stone mug"
Powerful alcoholic concoction.

Earth Dragon Facade
Disguise that changes the wearer's subtype to Dragon and their element to Earth. Worth 400k Gold.

*Ebon Book
The main manuscript of the Joymerchants.

Echo
Makes an individual target repeat the last action they used, Direct-style.

Echogold
Exceptionally expensive material.

Eckermann's Bowtie Reference Link
An item of (presumably) great power. May potentially be able to nullify abilities, control out-of-control fires of the notion-and-concept-burning variety, and/or perform memory-editing.

Economy Brain Gear
Material. Worse version of a Brain Gear.

Egg of Unborn Vastness
A great treasure of the Kingdom of the Flamesong, used to create dimensional bridge-spaces.

Eggsplosion Event
Drink that contains egg.

*Eightfold Imaginary Weapon Reference Link
An Artifact owned by Overlord Vaeros Callamargh the Unmatchable.

Elder Honey
A 'Class 3' (mid-tier) honey sought by the Bear Vendor of Honeyworld.

Electric Ninjas from Outer Space
A terrible comic series.

Electro Arm-Cannon
Prize for beating the Three of Swords Corp. Team during a Holy Festival Bonus Fight.

Elemental Fire Napalm
Material. Better version of Molten Oil.

Element Shield
Spell held by Jeremiah Sauldak

Elixir of Boundless Agility
A high-tier prize in the Disc 21 Casino. Requires 30,000,000 Tokens.

Elixir of Boundless Constitution
A high-tier prize in the Disc 21 Casino. Requires 30,000,000 Tokens.

Elixir of Boundless Mind
A high-tier prize in the Disc 21 Casino. Requires 30,000,000 Tokens.

Elixir of Boundless Spirit
A high-tier prize in the Disc 21 Casino. Requires 30,000,000 Tokens.

Elixir of Boundless Strength
A high-tier prize in the Disc 21 Casino. Requires 30,000,000 Tokens.

Elven Sweetwine
It is a sweet wine brewed by elves. It is generally drunk by elves who have been around a few centuries and have grown bored of weaker wines.

Emergency Cleansing
Spell held by Reyna & Turakiel. Auto-preemptively-counters if a debuff would kill a target, and clears debuffs.

Emissary's Dreamwine
Drink 91 on Carl's version of the Nexus Tavern Challenge list.

Empty Beehive- (Item, Antiquity)
A Class 1 honey-reward from the Bear Vendor of Honeyworld.

*Empty Box
A special box given by Ganseed the Collector to their team for the Impossible Knot quest. It would have been capable of fitting the wheel at the centre of the Knot inside and allowed it to be taken out of the spatially-twisted dungeon. Given the wheel seemed to be the literal connected centre of the entire superstructure, this is likely an even more impressive feat than it sounds.

Enchanted Blade of Holy Might

Enchant Weapon: Skyscorcher
Spell held by Aidomi Skies-Aflame

Encore Watch
Capable of causing an entire series of attacks (including start-of-round effects) to repeat themselves. One-time use. Spurious Doctor Geezemun had one of these.

Encounter With Joy
This whitish-yellow drink glows somewhat. It is known to leave its drinkers blind to the world, enraptured by a constant feeling of joy.

*Endless Tome
A Unique or Artifact previously in the possession of Tjormod before his spectacularly unfortunate avalanche of curses hit.

Energy Arrow
Spell held by Estrick the Huntsman, presumably Archery

Enhance Golem
Spell held by Weshium the Golem-Crafter

*Epitath of the Lost
An artifact held by the Arena Member Shekya, Guardian of Remorse. It stands as a memorial to the dead and can call upon the power of those who have been lost to the living.

Erasure Cube Plus
Consumable. Removes effects on the battlespace and entities, as well as summons.

Erasure Megacannon
Powerful, defense-piercing armament of Doctor Catastrophe's ship.

Erequexis Doluoinnis Vexaathis (Dragonheart Text)
Book on binding the essence of drakes to onesself.

Esharr
Currency of Inatrii, The Only City. One Esharr is 100 Gold.

Esoteric Element Sample Reference Link

Essence Eraser Grenade
Item used by Doctor Catastrophe in the Knot-fight. Removes buffs.

Essence Sinkhole
Mana Spark variant. Tend to take things away.

Establish Golem Viewport
Spell held by Weshium the Golem-Crafter

Establish Natural Link
A Druid Magic spell.

Eternal Splendour
Drink 97 on Carl's version of the Nexus Tavern Challenge list.

Ether Master Scotch
Ether Master Scotch is a clear, airy drink that is made by Ethereal Mages. It bypasses immunities, resistances, protections, and acclimations to strong drinks, going straight to whoever drinks it without having to pass through the bodily system at all.

Everlasting Beekeeper's Suit
Gear held by Beekeeping Ryan. Counters attacks by healing its wearer, prevents lower-end Death effects.

Everlink
Spell held by Ganfo Donno. Connects things to things (such as a great sea of magic to a clone).

Everluminous Core-Crystal
Item sold by the incredibly hard-to-find Elusive Merchant for 2 billion Gold.

Ever-Vast Deflective Blade-Screen
”On the second, the size of a small building but quickly expanding, is a rectangular shield of dancing blades that fold in and out of each other.“
An item seen in the Warehouse. A Weapon with high Melee and Ranged bonuses, but higher Defense bonuses.

Excellent Beer

Feasts of the Demon Lands(Dragonheart Text)
Book on the arts of demonic and necromantic consumption rituals.

Excessively Rare Birdseed
A high-tier prize in the Disc 21 Casino. Requires 30,000,000 Tokens.

Expensive Doohicky (Unknown, Unknown)
Item taken by Josh Powerblayde.

Extendo Gummy-Hands (Consumable, Food) Target gains 'Possessor deals full Damage to the back row' and +5% To Hit as a buff that stacks 2 times

Extraordiberry Bush
Rare bushes that glow blue with miraculous wishlight. Some grow in the Great Garden of Luuth. A single berry is capable of changing a person's life dramatically when consumed.

Factorial Damage Burst
Spell held by Math Crusader Allie.

Fading Call: The Three of Swords Corporation
Vashna's ultimate spell from the Fourth Ascendant boss-battle that caused a party wipe. Calls upon every member of the Three of Swords Corporation to attack all foes.

Faerie Wine
This is a fine wine drank by the fae. It is ethereal and tasty. It easily overpowers most humanoid constitutions.

Fake Pants (Consumable, Food) +250 HP, does not stack

Falcon Gliding In The Dusk
Spell held by Evandara, presumably Sword/Combat Arts

Famous Silver
Material. Expensive and makes its wearer more famous when worn

*Fanciest Dress on the IslandReference Link
Dress sought after by Boldress the Ogre for unspecified reasons. Presented to them as part of the quest 'Boldress Favors the Bold'.

Fancy Steroids

Fate Sword
One of the many, many weapons to be survived in the Trial for the Invulnerable Raiment.

Faulty Detective
This drink was invented by a depressed detective who eventually quit trying and started guessing. After he got fired from the private eye business, he opened a bar since he spent most of his later years as a detective making new types of booze. It scrambles scanning attempts by people who drink it.

Favor of the Eight Heavens
Buff used by Lady Arsyra of Thelmiss. Grants a small chance of revive on death.

Fertile Friday
Drink that contains egg.

Festival In A Glass
It is a mixed drink with several kinds of alcohol, several fruits, and tiny speakers on the side of the glass that play festival music. Three little umbrellas spin around on top of it.

Final Slash
A massive beam of light that arcs out from a sword swing and cuts the land asunder as it travels. Owned by Lady Arsyra of Thelmiss.

*Final Triumph: Life's Black Sting
The completed, successful result of the blade House Hellstrom sought to make through the judicious theft of swords from various places, including BA Members' rooms. A weapon capable of creating and controlling a new breed of Darkspawn mixed with Umbral essence and principles of Life held within the Lifeblade. These customized Hellstrom-beasts would be just as deadly as their more-common kin, but they would be specially engineered to not be sanity-destroying for their summoners. That would give Hellstrom access to some unusually powerful minon-types without the standard your-sanity-is-gone-and-it-is-eating-you drawbacks that often come with the Forbidden Magic. Sub-applications of the weapon included control of hard-to-manage Umbrals and Undead, land corruption / control, and a mix of dark magic, wizardly magic, and healing power.

Fire Bits
Consumable for those on a fire and/or metal diet.

Firebomb
Spell held by Aidomi Skies-Aflame

Firebomb (Mass)
Spell held by Aidomi Skies-Aflame

First Blossoming
Spell held by Veesheere, presumably Druid Magic

Fish-Filleter
You get served a Fish-Filleter, which is a blue drink with a fish skeleton floating in it
A drink served by Shannon. Given in response to a request for an 'Aquatic Bane' drink.

Fist of the River Spirit
A Druid Magic spell.

Five Tears of the Goddess
Items of great power from the World of Esbeith, which generally inhabit living beings. One dwells within the body of Jackie West.

Flame Dive
Spell held by Aidomi Skies-Aflame

Flame Rain
Spell held by Aidomi Skies-Aflame

Flame Sultan's Brass
Material. Better than Technologist's Brass.

Foe-Hammering Shutdown Missile
Spell/Ability held by Doctor Catastrophe's ship(?). Can cause targets to shut down.

Force of Endings
One of the many, many weapons to be survived in the Trial for the Invulnerable Raiment.

Force of Fortnights
On sale at Clockwork Arms. Expensive.

Force of Hours
On sale at Clockwork Arms for 14.8 million Gold.

Force of Minutes
On sale at Clockwork Arms for 890k Gold.

Force of Seconds
On sale at Clockwork Arms for 120k Gold.

Force of Weeks
On sale at Clockwork Arms. Expensive.

Forgotten Sunday
This drink was first made by a man who thought it was sometimes better to forget. It is a Mind-based drink, as opposed to traditional Constitution-affecting ones. It wipes the memory of being drunk from its drinker's mind, as well as the last few days' memory, along with throwing the drinker into a day-or-more-long stupor in which new memories can't be acquired. It also sometimes comes back to bite you. When it does come back (and it nearly always does), it comes back to greatly enhance later mind-affecting drinks.

*Franzwald's Fourth Deathmask (Unknown, Unknown)
Reward offered to Arena Members for killing Lurubell Mausse.

Frosted Sugar Stars (Consumable, Food) +45,000 MP, Target gains the element Magic, stacks 2 times

Frulmumatic Crucible
Item that can be used in a ritual (The Hornsmouth-Blinkley Method) to harness arcane or divine power. Can be made by the wizard-mechanists of Glorth for 5 million Gold, or enough Talmos Ore.

Fullmetal Interdiction
Spell/ability held by Doctor Catastrophe's ship. Causes attacks to hit the user, rather than the intended target.

*Fulminate Vulcanis
A very hot hammer that remains in the upper limits of what its weilder can handle, found in Magmatic Drill Facility Five. Presumably carries some of the power of Flameforge.

*Fulsome Masterplan Reference Link
An Artifact Clipboard owned by Aikhra Morvauhl.

Fulsome Meta-Gigas (Daemon & Golem, Level 600-799)
"A massive construct built from the woven-together universes and universe-clusters controlled by Mausmangarde"

*Gaggerloch
Unusual lance-bow held by Prok Mylsuere, undead member of The Dagger In Shadow.

Gatemaker Florimastrid
Giant flowers that create gates to other places in the Universe when destroyed, depending on their colouration.

Gear-Robin Egg
Item that can be used in a ritual (The Hornsmouth-Blinkley Method) to harness arcane or divine power.

Gears of the Legendary Artisan
Material. Better version of Rare Gears.

Gelsunn-Disrupter Rifle
A gun. Presumably extremely effective against certain types of monster...

Gentle Letdown
This drink was made by a goddess who wanted to let a mortal suitor go without hurting him too much. The drink was strong enough that it wiped all knowledge of their sublime passions from his mind, leaving him highly confused and alive only through the goddess's final blessing, but without memory of the lost relationship.

Gerilyle
Melts if exposed to too-hot temperatures.

Ghost Gear
Item sold by Foom'Al'Frafoom for 100k Gold. Turns Clockworks into partially-incorporeal Undead.

Ghost Honey
Tastes disconcerting.

Giant Bee Honey
A 'Class 2' (low-mid tier) honey sought by the Bear Vendor of Honeyworld.

Gigaboost
Powerful buff spell. Reyna and Turakiel had one in the Impossible Knot quest.

Gigadestructo Cannon
Weapon held by Doctor Catastrophe's Mudra Exoskeleton.

Giga Heal
Heals a side of battle for a large amount.

Gigas Steel
Gigas Steel is similar to adamantine, but is a step up from it in most respects. It bears the drawback of being extemely heavy and reducing agility.

Glittering Indulgence
Carl makes this drink of ground diamonds, rubies, emeralds, and pearls, as well as alcohol and some special glittering sand. It tastes decadent and chocolately and is the preferred drink of rich women on certain worlds.

Global Aftershock
Drink 82 on Carl's version of the Nexus Tavern Challenge list.

Gloom Fisher's Hook
Prize for beating the Three of Swords Corp. Team during a Holy Festival Bonus Fight.

Gloom Over the Hellish Stars
Shields Hell Stars from interference.

Goddess Guillotine
It is a drink of divine punishment. A shining guillotine of divine silver light hangs above it. It has killed a minor goddess before.

Godender Sniper Rifle
Weapon held by Doctor Catastrophe's Mudra Exoskeleton. Can sever the connections to god-granted effects and patron deities.

God-Glutton Tree
A tree from which a brew can be made allowing the imbiber to eat anything and gain power from it.

Godguard
Powerful defensive buff spell. Reyna and Turakiel had one in the Impossible Knot quest.

Godsmack
Anti-Planetary attack, deals huge damage.

Gogholmulthelrix Equation
Item sold by the incredibly hard-to-find Elusive Merchant for 2.6 billion Gold.

Gohsengaarten Worldship
Item sold by the incredibly hard-to-find Elusive Merchant for 2 billion Gold.

Goldenmaster Dice
A prize in the Disc 21 Casino. Requires 450,000 Tokens.

Golem-Slowing Tungsten
Material. Has a stacking slow effect on golems below Level 40

*Gong of Treason
Unique object owned by The Ram Baphelmesco.

Good Beach Sand

Gopher-Matrix-One
The right-hand wall of the room slams downwards, revealing a glass panel looking out over an enormous machine hooked up to millions upon billions of glowing gophers. A giant mechanical eye with a mechanical hand holding a fancy monocle with a gold chain in front of it extends to, and the, incorporeally, through, the glass panel as the gophers begin synchronized running.
Built by Doctor Gopherpants. Currently located in the Nexus Administrative Bureau HQ.

*Gorelfester's Orb
Artifact orb owned by the demon Gorelfester.

Grand Honeytree Honey
A 'Class 3' (mid-tier) honey sought by the Bear Vendor of Honeyworld.

Grave-Pillar Shield
Prize for beating Team Necromancy in a Holy Festival Fight.

Greatblade of Syrinkaryon
Massive, many-miles-high blade embedded deep into Disc 99,500. Its power has considerably altered the disc and its inhabitants to a wondrous fantasy world.

Great Dragon's Armor
Excellent armour for a Dragoon. Potentially worth 5.5 billion Gold.

*Great Ebon Knife Reference Link
Appeared in the quest 'The Dragon and the Three Knives', and was used by Vivorynn Chrisallios to kill both the dragon Alethrogon and the wyrm Callixtredes the Crimson Coils.

Greater Animating Force
One of the components necessary to make a Clockwork Dragon.

Greater Blade of Terrain Manipulation
41.4 million gold at Bascaradine.

Greater Hand of Fate
More powerful version of Hand of Fate.

Greater Simulcrum
Spell held by Ganfo Donno. Creates a clone of the target (albeit not as strong).

*Great Hunter's Bow
A unique weapon once owned by Reyshek the Hunter before Roy-Vasranagos killstomped him and combo'd the bow with one of the crystal walls barring entry to the inner rings of the Knot of Trelhais. It became the *Ruby Containment-Bow of the Hunter's Endless Thirst.

Great Pattern of Mystic Mimicry
61 million gold at Bascaradine. Can grant the ability to emulate (but not perfectly) spells/techniques/abilities (possibly only if seen through a specific power or item).

Great Yellow Kelp-Pod
Plant peculiar to Tikyulmarnimastiross, The Sea of Unknown Treasures. Its juice protects against the Cloud Layer above the sea.

Green Flux Gem (Unknown, Unknown)
Reward offered to Arena Members for defeating Elias Amarthi.

Green Joyblade

Green Whats (Consumable, Food) Target gains a non-stacking buff that provides +1,000,000 HP, +30,000 STR, -50,000 MIN, -70% Reslience, 50% Magic Resistance, 200% Acid Weakness and Possessor cannot damage Ice element Animals

Greiphel's Working
Enchantment sold by the incredibly hard-to-find Elusive Merchant for 876 million Gold. Requires Adept Enchanter.

*Gressingham's Configuration
An artifact. Presently held by the BA Member Leo Solomon.

Growth
Spell held by Veesheere, presumably Druid Magic

*Guliarus Violin: Gold Upon the Horizon
One of Simon Guliarus' masterwork violins. Linked to Light, Hope and Dawn as concepts.

Guilty Seven
A town on one distant world once wanted to find the thief who was sneaking into their booze stores. The town hired several brewers to create an irresistable drink that was then kept under careful observation. Not just one person broke into the store it was kept in to drink it; seven did. The number was kept at merely seven because that was all the drink there was; the rest of the town, drawn by the alcohol's siren song, was hot on their heels. The experiment was a failure in catching the criminal, but it was a roaring success in creating a new type of booze that became in high demand.

Gummy Horseshoes (Consumable, Food) +5,000 Defense, 30% Water Resistance, stacks 2 times

Gun of Terribletime
"A gun that shoots horrific futures"
One of the many, many weapons to be survived in the Trial for the Invulnerable Raiment.

Half-Cracked
Drink that contains egg.

Haunted Sprinkles (Consumable, Food) Target gains +200 SPI and -200 MIN as a debuff that stacks 4 times

*Havoc Watch Reference Link
An Artifact owned by Anomalous Jack.

Hawk Sword

Hawthorne Dryad Whiskey
It's tasty! It's poisonous! It is brewed by dryads with a subtle hatred of humanity who serve it to woodsmen who drink the pleasantly-offered drink and then never wake up.

Heal Card II
Arcanist Magic sold by Jirriland the Arcanist's shop for 135k Gold.

Heal Stick Card
Arcanist Magic sold by Jirriland the Arcanist's shop for 135k Gold.

Heart of the Desert Sun
Spell held by Jeremiah Sauldak

Heart of Dark Retribution
Gear held by Rascherro. Increases retaliatory damage dealt to those who harm weilder.

Heart of the Gray Master
An item of some power that can be used in a ritual to grant powers of security against theft.

Heaven And Hell
Drink 93 on Carl's version of the Nexus Tavern Challenge list.

*Heaven Puzzle Box
Puzzle box presently trapping the Celestial Lord inside. Owed by Selereth Helios, who is presumably working on unlocking it.

Heaven's Finest
This is blue-white drink served by angels in one world's heaven. It is known to be so good that some people live virtuous lives just to try it. It is also too strong for living mortals.

Heavy Fire
Spell held by Bregnum the Magnum-Handed, presumably Gunslinging

Hell Star of Bound Penitance
"The sky above becomes filled with black chains the grind back and forth."

Hell Star of Dark Fate
Drops opponent's side's luck and fortune while raising your side's.

Hell Star of Dark Protection
Forces battle to remain at the same round as the Hell Star's creation.

Hell Star of Devilish Rebirth
May resurrect allies as Devils upon death.

Hell Star of Devilish Supremacy
Grants huge bonuses to devils.

Hell Star of Distorted Space

Hell Star of Dying Time
Forces battle to remain at the same round as the Hell Star's creation.

Hell Star of Voidfire
"Dark fires begin burning out in the distance"

Hero's Arrival
Buff used by Lady Arsyra of Thelmiss. Bonus to speed at the start of battle and a chance of ambushing stuff

Hibernation Honey
A 'Class 4' (mid-rare) honey sought by the Bear Vendor of Honeyworld.

High-Containment-Threshold Gellymere
Material. Can contain large amounts of ambient mana. With the right modifiactions it can contain a lot of other things. Some gunsmiths can use it to make guns that use spatial magic to hold extra Ammo items or to contain lots of extra MP

High Holy Bell
Consumable.
"The bell, when rung, calms and stabilizes the ambient mana in an area. It also wards away most creatures already roaming within an area. It functions on beings of any Level below 60, though it occasionally has some effect in areas of up to Level 80."

History of Man
This drink is a clear blue and has thousands of images of histories of humanity on different worlds flashing on it. As it is drunk, it takes its drinker through the history of both mankind and of the boozes made by mankind. It is millions of drinks in one.

Holographic World-Splitter Blade
Spell/Ability held by Doctor Catastrophe's ship(?). Can cut HP totals in half.

Holy Protective Oil

Holy Ward
Spell held by Jeremiah Sauldak, presumably Divine/Holy Magic

*Honeyworld- (Item, Property)
A Class X honey-reward from the Bear Vendor of Honeyworld.

Hope-Bludgeoning Club
One of the many, many weapons to be survived in the Trial for the Invulnerable Raiment.

*Horn of Vasandranel
One of the pieces of equipment the Celestial Lord's team were to be granted before discovery it wouldn't work on Sunthrone.

Horrible Bee Bellows
What's this? Opponents stopping my allies from acting? A large influx of BEES ought to put a stop to that! Owned by Beekeeping Ryan. Summons BEES.

Hour of Bezzatt
Enchantment sold by the incredibly hard-to-find Elusive Merchant for 456 million Gold. Requires Adept Enchanter.

How the Mind Works Reference Link
It seems like a fairly standard study on psychology, with some basic detours about neuroscience, the Mind stat, and how the mind relates to mana patterns.

Huntsman's Grace
Spell held by Estrick the Huntsman

Hurricane Arrow
Ammo held by Massau. Mass-hit Air ammo.

Hyper Probability Boost
Spell held by Math Crusader Allie. Hugely amps both Critical chance and damage dealt on criticals.

Ice Gear Series
Clockwork Pet upgrade offered by Foom'Al'Frafoom for 350k. Adds a chance of inflicting Frozen to some attacks, as well as ups Defense against Ice and Ice Resistance.

*Icesmiter
Blade of Lord Koleman of Hasstria.

Icy Crawfish
"deep blue with lots of ice"
Acts as a libido reducer, freezing certain intimate parts of the anatomy. Effects last for two weeks.

Idea-Eating Dagger
One of the many, many weapons to be survived in the Trial for the Invulnerable Raiment.

*Idol of Infinite Rage
An item that showed up in the Triple Item Dating Service Warehouse category. Claims to double its user's Base STR, among other things, but isn't being entirely honest. May make STR a considerably more-prominent stat for its user, too.

Idol's Ruby
Prize for beating the Three of Swords Corp. Team during a Holy Festival Bonus Fight.

Ignition Star
Item that can be used in a ritual (The Hornsmouth-Blinkley Method) to harness arcane or divine power. Found in the gullets of Space Whales in the voids between the Gremnir System and the Sartantalos System.

Illuminati Ring
Item owned by Irrian. Can project defensive images.

Illustrious Blossom
Weapon held by Doctor Catastrophe.

Imbue Sword: Justice
Buff. Among other things, protects from attacks from allies and prevents possessor from harming allies.

Impact Cannon
Spell held by Bregnum the Magnum-Handed, presumably Gunslinging

Impervious Coating
Consumable. Prevents buff-removal.

Improved Fireproof Tubing
One of the components for a Clockwork Dragon. A common drop from clockwork monsters.

Industrial Archmagi's Brain Gear
Material. Better version of a Brain Gear.

*Industry's Breath
A powerful Artifice spell with a heavily-contested location. The three most predicted locations of it are at the heart of the Great Clockwork Labyrinth, somewhere within the Sanctum of Unflowing Time, or at the top of Fazhai Woo's Tower

Infinite Alchemist's Crucible
A high-tier prize in the Disc 21 Casino. Requires 40,000,000 Tokens.

Insurmountable Trial
Drink 98 on Carl's version of the Nexus Tavern Challenge list.

Inverse Cosmos Deathmirror Shielding
Spell/Ability held by Doctor Catastrophe's ship(?). Powerful defensive buff.

Invisible Shadow Cocktail
Silas gets an Invisible Shadow Cocktail. Shanon whips together a drink made of alcohol and magic shadows, then she pours invisibility oil in it.
A drink served by Shannon. Given in response to a request for a drink 'to help be stealthy'.

*Invulnerable Raiment
An artifact that was held within a spatial dungeon-pocket of the Knot of Trelheis. Current whereabouts following the Knot's destruction are unknown.

Iris of Irand Calvaxas
Whether location or item, it is presently closed. The priesthood of Phalerin seek to reopen it.

Ironcoral
Metallic aquatic material.

Is Bliss
This drink, if drunk by someone who doesn't know what's in it, becomes made of things that aren't its real ingredients. It is absolutely delicious. If it is drunk by someone who scans it or knows what it is in it, it remains made of its real ingredients. It is utterly horrible in those cases.

Ivory Working
Enchantment sold by the incredibly hard-to-find Elusive Merchant for 2 billion Gold. Requires Level 60 and Expert Enchanter to cast.

Jester's Giggle
This is a solidly face-paint-white drink that laughs as you reach for it. It typically makes its drinkers begin shivering and laughing uncontrollably.

Jewel Slime Key
Come in six colours.

Jotun King's Hammer
One of the many, many weapons to be survived in the Trial for the Invulnerable Raiment.

Judgment of the Minitries of Heaven
Owned by Lady Arsyra of Thelmiss. Opens a door to her world's heaven and calls upon its ministers, Can only be cast once per thread, Can only break into the Underworld of Seven Beasts once period while Drahalk is the Lord of the Dead

Julius Cascade Verse
There was once a mage named Julius. He turned himself into a song of revelry and decadence to avoid death. Each instance of this drink is a verse in his now-eternal life. The mage can never die so long as the drink keeps being made.

Kali Massacre
Spell held by Doctor Catastrophe('s Mudra Exoskeleton/Robot Doubles). Third followup to Ravana Spin and Druaga Rush.

Knot Crystal
A specially-treated crystal that, when when used with an Arena Member's ability to 'combo', allowed access to the inner rings of the Knot of Trelhais (and also acted as an excellent material component in and of itself). After Zaga Yazrath's initial insertion of a piece into the Knot, the spatially-twisted dungeon began to produce limited quantities of it itself.

Kooky Blue Forest Illusion
Spell held by Veesheere, presumably Druid/Illusion Magic

Kostranomm
Kostranomm is extremely good defensively and is excessively Fire Resistant. It is very hard to forge thanks to these properties, but it is generally worth it for the heat-resistant armors and shields it can produce

*KRAZMITHAK: Apocalypse Core
Crystal accessory, and sibling to the XEVENON-MORTEIYORI: Sorrow Core, from the virus-entity of the same name, albeit greater than the other two. These items could be used by individuals of sufficient power, but, should they be used by the unworthy, they would take over their possessor's body and re-create their associated virus-entities. They can, if not kept in check properly, overtake all but the most secture computing systems, being able to subsume some systems that are beyond their own natural power.

Kurreyx-Beetle-Toxin
One of the many, many hazards to be survived in the Trial for the Invulnerable Raiment.

*Lachmeneisher
Hammer owned by Zaga Yazrath, used to destroy the Disaster Seeker.

Lamplight Flower
Possibly-unique flower that grows atop Mount Hruu.

Land Dragon's Merging Bulwark
Heavy armour that has two modes and changes the wearer's subtype to Dragon. Potentially worth 315 million Gold.

Landslide Card
Arcanist Magic sold by Jirriland the Arcanist's shop for 425k Gold.

Last Resort Pistol
Item held by Professor Lemarr. Presumably much more powerful when its weilder is near death.

Legendary Honey
A 'Class 7' (legendary-tier) honey sought by the Bear Vendor of Honeyworld.

Lemon Umm...
A knockoff-brand of the new drink Lemon Yum!

Lemon Yum!
A new beverage hitting the streets of Disc 14.

Lesser Blade of Terrain Manipulation
60k gold at Bascaradine.

Lesser Repeating Barrage
A drop from the Great Clockwork Labyrinth on Disc 218,311. Sold for 874k Gold by an enterprising adventurer.

Leviathan Door
A leviathan pops out and consumes those who try to open it. A certain writer in Massau's world had one in his house. Another appeared in Knot.

Lich-Brass
Excellent material for making dramatic pipe organs.

Life-Eater Ray
Armament held by Doctor Catastrophe's ship.

Light-Leaf Tree
Makes a particular key bloom.

Light Blessing
Buff. Makes possessor count as Light element to some things, and when in a Zone of Light.

Light-Resistant Sunglasses
On sale at Lanzer's Eyewear for 60k Gold.

Lightning Wings
Item available from Bascaradine.

Lingering Message
This drink is meant to stay with the drinker. It lingers, keeping one drunk for months or years.

Liquid Addiction
This silvery-clear drink is known for being incredibly addictive and making its drinkers crave another glass. On some worlds it is sold en-masse by corporations, but the residents of most worlds can't handle such tactics, since most addicts with normal constitutions drink themselves to death rather quickly.

Liquid Flame
Consumable for those on a fire and/or metal diet.

Living Brass
Material. Better than Technologist's Brass.

Lohm Sbakhmar Beef

*Lost Sword of Heramarr the Valiant
Weapon sought by the priesthood of Sereyn.

Lucky Rollers
A prize in the Disc 21 Casino. Requires 10,000 Tokens.

Luminous Globe
Dome-shaped blast of light. Owned by Lady Arsyra of Thelmiss.

Lurretine
Material. Has magical properties and can induce weird and rare effects in some items it is crafted into; details are vague.

Luumaairic Thread
Item sold by the incredibly hard-to-find Elusive Merchant for 5.5 billion Gold. Grasps two planets in nearby galaxies, pulls them together, smashing them into one another, creating a tempest of broken mana patterns and that merge the spirits of the worlds' inhabitants into planetary-tier spirit-amalgam beings.

Lyrtexiorte Helix
Item sold by the incredibly hard-to-find Elusive Merchant for 1.7 billion Gold. Combines magic with the nature of positive intent on a global scale, altering the way in which triumphs are accomplished in a self-reinforcing pattern.

Mage-Dissolver (Unknown, Unknown)
A potent drink that dissolves magic!

Mage King's Sun
Property sold by the incredibly hard-to-find Elusive Merchant for 1.8 billion Gold.

Mage Overlord's Wine
Drink 84 on Carl's version of the Nexus Tavern Challenge list.

Magical Tia Action Dolls! Reference Link
Tia has posable 'action dolls' that seem to be somewhere between dolls, action figures, and model kits.

Magma Cola
Consumable for those on a fire and/or metal diet.

Magma Dragon Armor (Improved)
Excellent armour for a Dragoon. Potentially worth 610 million Gold.

Magma Record
Holds information once present in areas of Flameforge.

*Magus Bell
A special bell given by Zaga Yazrath to her team for the Impossible Knot quest. Ringing it three times before breaking the Wheel at its centre aligned its energies to Zaga, allowing her to capture them and use as she wished.

Mama Simon Taylor Limited Cook Pro Mix-Tastic
Engrish-tastic and somewhat-suspect-target of a likewise-Engrish-filled advertising campaign.

Man-Killer
Spell held by Bregnum the Magnum-Handed, presumably Gunslinging

*Manifold Element-Deletion Hypermultiversal Omnilance Cannon
Ultimate weapon built by Iepterro and Cetmyl Dryse to take down Harkala Gillingman

*Map of Brilliant Stars
A special map given to the team supporting the Bright Crusade. Shining its light on the Wheel in the centre of the Knot of Trelhais would have altered the universe such that the New Dark Empire was cornered, and worlds ripe for the picking fell into the Crusade's hands.

Map of Ten Million Worlds
Item owned by Maylene Emdendrous.

*Map of Winding Spaces
A special map given to the team supporting Zaga Yazrath. It provided a partial map of the Knot of Trelhais and allowed its holders to know if they were being sent back on themselves.

Markessich's Beautiful Dress
Arcanist Magic sold by Jirriland the Arcanist's shop for 496k Gold. An 'equipment card' that can turn into wearable gear. Can be auto-used and equipped at the start of battle. Apparently many Arcanists have all-card equipment layouts.

Marshmallow Angel Puffies (Consumable, Food) +4,500 SPI, +45,000 MP, Target gains the subtype Angel, stacks 2 times

Mask of a Possessing Spirit
Mask that presumably held the spirit of an assassin or ninja that possessed Jalchiyr Isariyo. Removed by Nole.

Mask of the Ancient Kensei
One of many masks in a corridor of the Knot of Trelheis, each of which holding a spirit looking to possess a suitable body. This one possessed Nole. Destroyed during the course of Knot.

Mass Heal
Spell given to Alrick, presumably lost in Sunthrone.

Mass Lesser Mindwarp
A Psychic Arts spell that damages and confuses multiple enemies. 145,000 gold at Bascardine.

Mass-Produced Honey
A 'Class 1' (low-tier) honey sought by the Bear Vendor of Honeyworld.

Mass Projecting Hyper Gauntlet
62 million gold at Bascaradine. Accessory/Accessory x.5 that allows the use of CON for Ranged Attacks.

Mass Restore
Spell given to Alrick, presumably lost in Sunthrone.

Mass Resummon
Spell held by Sage-Cataloger Deshari. Can resummon large numbers of entities that were previously summoned but killed/unsummoned.

Mass Tonic
Spell held by Doctor Weshum Norrist, presumably Healer Magic

Mastermind's Brain Gear
Material. Better version of a Brain Gear.

Master's Gear Collection
Material. Better version of Rare Gears.

*Master Mausley's Administration Assisting Robot Clone
Device created by Master Mausley. Files paperwork with extreme speed. This administrative boost gives people additional chances to shake effects thanks to speedy bureaucratic processing (and also gives him extra support actions on future rounds). (May be a Summoned Entity)

*Master Mausley's Ghost Propelling Spirit-Rocket
Device created by Master Mausley. Prevents resurrection-denial due to corpse-destruction.

*Master Mausley's Golem-Empowering Pipe Organ
Device created by Master Mausley. Does exactly as it suggests.

*Master Mausley's Hyperrealistic Mannequin Body-Double
Device created by Master Mausley. Takes hits so Mausley doesn't have to.

*Master Mausley's Invisible Mystery Suitcase
Device created by Master Mausley. Hard-to-detect container for things, such as warded escape-pockets.

*Master Mausley's Nanite-Dispersing Battle-Vacuum
Device created by Master Mausley. Desummons/destroys nanite-based summons.

*Master Mausley's Robot-Dissassembling Circus Fleas
Device created by Master Mausley. Mass-destroys target Robots.

Master Mausley's Secret Self-Empowering Dietary Supplements
Created by Master Mausley. Allows shrugging of negative status effects (including Majors).

Master Mausley's Sense-Defying Instant Paint
Paint created by Master Mausley to hide his technomagical relay stations.

*Master Mausley's Time-Encapsulating Hourglass
Device created by Master Mausley. Re-grants actions lost on death to allies who are resurrected. Can also undo resurrection-prevention. Can also grab lost and cancelled actions and re-bank them.

*Master Mausley's Walking Clock
Time-dilating device created by Master Mausley (or gained from Knot). Prevented him from taking too long in the various challenge-rooms he found within.

*Master Mausley's Warded Escape-Pocket
Device created by Master Mausley. Allows escape within it as a reaction to an effect that would have killed its owner.

Mathemagical Equations
Spell/ability held by Math Crusader Allie. Greatly amps a target's To Hit and damage dealt on hitting.

Ma Tonnskey's Three-Honey Tarts
Also include fruit jams, flaky crust, and just the right amount of baking.

Maximal Magic Increase Elixer
A potent potion on sale at Starrio's Mystic Potions. Also available as a free sample, if you're lucky.

*Maylene Emdendrous's Tide Key
Item owned by Maylene Emdendrous.

Medical Heal
Spell held by Doctor Weshum Norrist, presumably Healer Magic

Medical Restore
Spell held by Doctor Weshum Norrist, presumably Healer Magic

Meeting of the Worlds Martini
Contains Sake, Vermouth, Gin, and the essence of Travel.

Megabomb Boxing Gloves
An item that showed up in the Triple Item Dating Service Warehouse category. Deals large amounts of Flat Damage.

Mega-Speed Watch
Sold at Most Timely Wares for 860k Gold. Gives a high AGI bonus.

Meld With Terrain
A Druid Magic spell.

Metastatic Anchor
Chronomancy drop from the Great Clockwork Labyrinth on Disc 218,311. Sold for 30 million Gold by an enterprising adventurer.

Memetic Mind-Programmer
Item held by Doctor Catastrophe.

Mental Bolstering
A Psychic Arts spell that boosts allies' minds. 120,000 gold at Bascardine.

Mermaid's Secret
It's a thick, blue drink. What's the secret? It stays in the glass underwater. Merfolk devised this drink as a way to get wasted without the alcohol just going out into the sea.

Metal Krunch
Consumable for those on a fire and/or metal diet.

Metallic Pumpernickel
Material. Gives massive bonuses against people who somehow got their subtype changed to Food; clockworks made of it can sometimes count as Food

Metaspell Boost
Potent buff-spell held by Orlurekt.

Metasteel
Futuristic metal. Mr. Future was made of this.

Militant Cransuberrix
Item sold by the incredibly hard-to-find Elusive Merchant for 1.4 billion Gold.

Minor Slow
Chronomancy drop from the Great Clockwork Labyrinth on Disc 218,311. Sold for 40k Gold by an enterprising adventurer.

Minor Spring of Endless Life
An item worth 5.87 million gold.

Minor Time Ray
Chronomancy drop from the Great Clockwork Labyrinth on Disc 218,311. Sold for 65k Gold by an enterprising adventurer.

Miracle Elixer
Powerful consumable used by Reyna and Turakiel in Knot. Capable of curing Plague, among other things.

Miracle Shoes
A high-tier prize in the Disc 21 Casino. Requires 30,000,000 Tokens.

Mirage Jewel
Relic previously held by the Queen of Eriyar before being taken by the Fourth Ascendants. A potent item that greatly amplifies powers of illusion.

Mirror of Lorse
Item sold by the incredibly hard-to-find Elusive Merchant for 3 billion Gold. Creates a parallel dimension containing an alternate version of the world it is used on, generally with a full compliment of unique beings and locations. Can be re-used under certain circumstances, or by powerful enough Magewrights.

Missile Bros Tank, Extra Beam-Laser Time Variant (War Machine & Machine, Level 38)
Like a boss. 40,000,000 Gold from Bob's World of Tanks!

Mister Dude Bar (Consumable, Food) +250 STR, +250 CON, 25% Light Resistance, stacks 4 timesReference Link

Mister Durgramm's Frothy Best (Unknown, Unknown)
A strong but flavourful beer.

Molorran Ingot

Molten Metal Bar
Consumable for those on a fire and/or metal diet.

Molten Oil
Material. Component for making a Clockwork Dragon.

Monkey Wrench
A potent beverage (for appliances).

Moon-Annihilating Wave Bomb
Weapon/spell used by Doctor Catastrophe in the Knot-fight. Destroys zones and terrain.

Moon Oasis Flower (Insect, Unknown)
An ingredient that can make Purillic Elixir.

Mortaltini
Drink 88 on Carl's version of the Nexus Tavern Challenge list.

Motion Boost
Chronomancy drop from the Great Clockwork Labyrinth on Disc 218,311. Sold for 89k Gold by an enterprising adventurer. Gives a small boost to its target's turn-order-determining stat

Mountainkiller Shot
Powerful spell held by Anastalyiva. Summons an enormous bullet of energy.

Mountain-Maimer Combo
Multi-hit attack with huge power.

Mr. Lobareggi's Leaf-Rim Glasses
On sale at Lanzer's Eyewear for 65k Gold. Make you seem compassionate to plants.

Mr. Slap-Stick Reference Link
"A red stick with a three-foot-wide white glove, stiff and flat, projecting from the front."
An item (presumably a weapon) shown on the Triple-Item Dating Service. Seems to have some sort of surprise attack function.

Mudra Exoskeleton
Powerful armour held by Doctor Catastrophe. Comes with a number of add-on abilities. (May be an Entity)

Multiheal Card
Arcanist Magic sold by Jirriland the Arcanist's shop for 65k Gold.

Multiverse Wide Web Reference Link
A multidimensional internet! Unfortunately, it contains far more dangerous things than viruses, including horror-abstract-conceptual-coded beings that can utterly destroy your world.

Mushroom Dusting
Spell held by Veesheere, presumably Druid Magic

Mushwine Shroom
"Several purple mushrooms, many with orange spots, grow from it. Some of the mushrooms have wine bottles under them that mushroom juices are slowly dripping into."

Mutable Selfcore http://gad.tfsnewworld.com/forum/viewto ... 2&start=10
On sale from a shop in the Maze Level of the Grand Mall of Worlds. Used in player combos. Listed price 2 billion.

Nacho Choco Cups (Consumable, Food) +300 STR.

Nameless Number Seven
This drink was made by a mysterious man working for a government agency. He never named it, but it was his seventh experimental drink. It is whispered of in legends by those seeking strong booze.

Nano-Deconstructor
Dangerous item that deconstructs things.

Nasty Fisting
Spell(?) held by the innuendo-driven Michael 'The Hawk' Sobigg.

National Tragedy
A man with a great amount of ingenuity decided to solve his world's problems by turning them into beer. He metaphysically lasso'd the concept of the next tragedy to befall his home nation and turned it into a drink. Though it took hundreds of drinkers until one strong enough to take it was found, once the drink was drunk, the tragedy disappeared from the future. The world got both better and boozier after that point.

Needle Wind
A Druid Magic spell.

New Wave Tia Teleste Kit Reference Link
This kit got recently released and is advertised as helping people become their very own 'Tia Teleste'. It isn't as potent as the real Tia costumes, but it seems to be adding to the overall Tia confusion.

Nexus Tavern Special
99th and final drink of the Nexus Tavern Challenge.

Noncorroded Estraline
Material. Extremely hard to destroy with the Acid element

No Sweat
This drink was created by a stressed athelete who always freaked out when it came time for the big game. It was such a problem for him that he invented a drink that calmed his nerves. While some sports federations ban it, the drink is accepted in many magic-permitting sports arenas in Nexus. The drink, which is clear and in a tall glass, causes its drinker to feel no nervous tension and to stop sweating. It also is made in a special manner that prevents sweat from entering the drink; any sweat that would is magically displaced.

Notion Pins Reference Link
Difficult-to-create needles.

Nuclear Control Rod
61k gold at Bascaradine.

Ocean Of Breath And Sleep
It is a drink with the vastness of a small ocean contained in a glass. It is made of refreshing, invigorating breath and restful, drifting sleep. It is cloudy, blue, and has a great wideness that expands beyond the confines of its glass when it is looked at.

Off-Orange Coconut Alcohol Drink
Requires a Secret Formula to make.

Ogre Moonshine
It's moonshine made by an ogre. It can drive men blind. It can drive men mad. A single cup can kill a man from alcohol poisoning.

Old Man's War Silicon
Material. Changes what elements count as base when brought into battle, making War base and several others non-base.

Oil Cola
Consumable for those on a fire and/or metal diet.

Oil for the Night
A potent beverage (for appliances).

Oil of Polished War
Material. Component for making a Clockwork Dragon.

Oozzyxx-Primm
Buff. Increases defense against MIN damage and deals counterattacks against Psychic attacks.

Orange Joy
Fizzy beverage frequently found in vending machines.

Orihandrilite Cube
Can teleport the holder to distant parts of the universe if activated correctly.

Ornamental Enchantment-Cutter

Oven Buster
A potent beverage (for appliances).

Owl Rings (Consumable, Food) Target gains a buff that stacks 3 times and provides +2,100 MIN and 'Possessor's Level counts as 1 higher for stat-scanning purposes as an effect that doesn't bypass 'Immune to below Level X' effects, to a max of 99'

Pagoda Covered in Jewels
8.95 million gold at Bascaradine. A Property.

Painting of the Cosmic Jellyfish
Unique used in a puzzle in Castle Snowdeath.

Painting of the Hundred-Armed Destroyer
Unique used in a puzzle in Castle Snowdeath.

Pale Ghostwood
Rare material Wood Vampires can create by biting trees and converting them into a type of semi-spectral plant.

Panathelimic Gauntlet
An expensive-to-make item that can channel the divine or arcane power of focus items, albeit in a limited manner and with limited potential for expansion in the long-term.

Parthelimium
Material related to the channeling of arcane and divine power.

Pastor Cadmere's Guilty Conscience
Pastor Cadmere was a preacher who worshipped a deity who disapproved of alcohol. Though he was a hardline preacher, he had an alcohol problem. He eventually decided to make a drink so strong that it scared him off of drinking again. He then began serving the drink to parishioners who had similar problems, though he never revealed the drink's origin to any of them.

Pattern Dispersal-Scatterer
Item owned by Maylene Emdendrous.

Phamous Fotograph Reference Link
A Permanent Consumable that doubles the user's Fame.

Pharoah's Honey
A 'Class 3' (mid-tier) honey sought by the Bear Vendor of Honeyworld.

Pillar of Trixilmast
Owned by Lady Arsyra of Thelmiss. Throws a metal cylinder into the ground, it expands, rockets upwards, and becomes a flying tower-shaped battle fortress armed with holy technology

Pimp Cane of Life Drain
"A dark-wood and silver pimp cane that inflicts life drain"

Pine Tree Disruptor
A ray gun that does exactly as it says.

Pinpoint Apocalypse Cannon
Weapon used by Doctor Catastrophe in the Knot-fight.

Pinpoint-Thunderfury Integrated Defense Grid
Gear held by Rascherro. Presumably amps counter-attacks whilst increasing defense.

Plain Combat Dice
A prize in the Disc 21 Casino. Requires 100 Tokens.

Planetary Luck God's Dice
A prize in the Disc 21 Casino. Requires 2,500,000 Tokens.

Planetbuster Missile
One of the many, many weapons to be survived in the Trial for the Invulnerable Raiment.

Planet-Killer Megalaser Sphere
Weapon held by Doctor Catastrophe.

Pluricite
A metal that can clone itself. It is notably good both offensively and defensively. With the proper forging techniques applied, items made of pluricite can allow their wielders to act more often through the use of temporary metal clone-bodies.

Pocket Voidcrash Bomb
Item used by Doctor Catastrophe in the Knot-fight.

Polefrost Aurora Lance
Weapon favoured by Crimettya.

Polar Jotunbrew
Drink 89 on Carl's version of the Nexus Tavern Challenge list.

Pork Special Magic Ward (Unknown, Unknown)
Offered by Louis Pork to Arena Members to do his magic-class homework for a full semester.

Posh Gambling Dress
A prize in the Disc 21 Casino. Requires 1,000 Tokens.

Posh Gambling Suit
A prize in the Disc 21 Casino. Requires 1,000 Tokens.

Potent Tonic
Spell held by Doctor Weshum Norrist, presumably Healer Magic

Praedic Diamond
Jewel of great power that would interest Zaga Yazrath.

Prayer for the Intercession of Savvatmarl
Grants Savvatmarl an action.

Precise Sunglasses
On sale at Lanzer's Eyewear for 44k Gold.

Preserve Corpse
Spell held by Jeremiah Sauldak, presumably Divine/Holy Magic/Necromancy

*Primal Bloodthirst
Sword held by Alistair VanSuthengarde, undead member of The Dagger In Shadow.

Projection Device
Component for making a Clockwork Dragon.

Providence (2) http://gad.tfsnewworld.com/forum/viewto ... 2&start=10
Concept on sale from a shop in the Maze Level of the Grand Mall of Worlds. Listed price 3 billion.

Provocative Sleepysteel
Material. Forces opponents to target people / things with it as gear, causes its wielder to fall asleep, inflicts sleep with high odds, heals while asleep, and sometimes does other things

Prythektrian Core
Unstable power source that tends to overload and detonate robots it is placed in.

Psychadelic Prominance
Drink 85 on Carl's version of the Nexus Tavern Challenge list.

Purification Blade
Buff used by Lady Arsyra of Thelmiss. Bonus damage against most undead and similar-subtypes.

Pyremaker Omegalaser
Armament held by Doctor Catastrophe's ship. Destroys the corpse of its targets that die to it.

Quaathic Pattern http://gad.tfsnewworld.com/forum/viewto ... 2&start=10
On sale from a shop in the Maze Level of the Grand Mall of Worlds. Makes elder horrors. Listed price 3 billion.

Quailseed
Items desired by the Priesthood of Phalerin, hidden on the Mountain of Beasts.

Radiant Eye of the Living Disaster
31.2 trillion gold at Bascaradine. Nuclear power in a Sauron-ish eye.

Radiant Fist V
Powerful spell held by Reyna and Turakiel.

Rage Gear
Clockwork Pet upgrade offered by Foom'Al'Frafoom for 100k. Increases damage output and Fatigue Resistance, but makes them weak to Berserk.

Rage-Hero's Gauntlets
Gear held by Rascherro. Increases retaliatory damage dealt to those who harm weilder.

Ragnarok Cannon
One of the many, many weapons to be survived in the Trial for the Invulnerable Raiment.

Rainbow Curtain
Powerful defensive buff spell. Reyna and Turakiel had one in the Impossible Knot quest.

Rare Gears
Material. Possible component of a Clockwork Dragon. Common drop from clockwork monsters, and easily buyable.

Rare Honey
A 'Class 2' (low-mid tier) honey sought by the Bear Vendor of Honeyworld.

Ravana Spin
Spell/Ability held by Doctor Catastrophe('s Mudra Exoskeleton). Auto-fires all equipped weapons.

Rayzah Bar (Consumable, Food)
The secret filling is razors. -2,000 CON, inflicts Wounded: Bleeding.

Reality Ban
Spell held by Ganfo Donno. Removes target from the local dimension, kicking them out of space and into the aether.

Reality-Cessation Beam
Weapon held by Doctor Catastrophe's Mudra Exoskeleton.

Reality-Destroying Extendable Buzzsaw Arm
Weapon used by Doctor Catastrophe in the Knot-fight.

Reality-Rewriting Quill
One of a set of reality-rewriting quills owned by a certain writer whose house contained a Leviathan Door. Massau used one as an arrow.

Reality Standardizing Crystalline Superbomb
Anti-Chaos weapon held by Doctor Catastrophe. Effective against Abstracts.

Reaper Glass
Death-aspected material.

*Reaperglass Implements Reference Link
An Artifact owned by Aikhra Morvauhl.

*Reconfiguration Box
A special box given by the Enigma Men to their team for the Impossible Knot quest. Using it on the Wheel in the centre of the Knot of Trelhais would have reconfigured all of the portals in Nexus, instead making the One City the centre of portal-based dimensional travel.

Recurrant Strawberry Zip
A drink. Boosts turn-order and can mask flavours of subsequently-consumed goods.

Recursion Orb
Capable of replenishing fallen allies/summons/spawned entities.

Redeath Hammer
Weapon held by Doctor Catastrophe's Mudra Exoskeleton.

Red Elegy
"A dark red drink that sparkles when held up to light in a champagne flute. The red elegy results in a somwhat disembodied experience that is sentimental and powerful, as tales of your greatest battles and the foes you have faced swim in your head."
A lightly alcoholic beverage.

Red Yum
Consumable for those on a fire and/or metal diet.

Reflect Plus
Powerful defensive buff spell. Reyna and Turakiel had one in the Impossible Knot quest.

Refrigerated Coolant Special
A potent beverage (for appliances).

Relaxed Gibbon
It contains fruit and has a piece of banana floating in it. It's a tropical drink, but also one with a bite that prompts drinkers to make rash decisions while staying fairly chill.

Remnant of Muselgreister-To-Be
Item sold by the incredibly hard-to-find Elusive Merchant for 4 billion Gold. Essence of a powerful evil being from the future.

Repeating Cure
Spell held by Jeremiah Sauldak, presumably Healer Magic

Restore Nature
A Druid Magic spell.

Resurgent Lambaasian Firebomb
A drink. Often made in the Fire section of the Nexus Tavern.

Resurgent Life
Powerful buff spell. Reyna and Turakiel had one in the Impossible Knot quest.

Retaliatory Aether-Twisting Space Scream
Spell(?) held by Rascherro. Can counter summoning actions and mass-desummon.

Retconjure
Spell (or ability) held by Mr. Quimby. Summons an entity to arrive a round or more earlier into the battle.

Retrodirection
Spell (or ability) held by Mr. Quimby. Provides a Direct on a previous round.

Rideable Meteor
Get to where you need to go, fast!

Rift-Eel with Bosaatian Pepper

Righteous Ginsell Metal
Material. Clockworks it is made out of are hard to possess and can often see invisible things, and it's good for making weapons for divine-magic-wielding ninjas

Roast Greatbeast
Opulent dish found in an excessively fancy banquet hall in the Knot of Trelhais.

Rochenmunn Chocolates

Rock Hard Ale and Roast Goak Shank
The signature dish of Rocky Town Bar.

*Rod of Lord Bannamas the Just, Ruler of Tarethia
Unique granted to Alrick by the forces of the Celestial City. Grants AOE pet/summon buffs, prevents Charm on summons/pets, removes status effects sometimes, counts as commander abilities when equipped, some other things that can help in corner-case situations. Lost in Sunthrone.

*Rod of Master Chalberokh
Rod used by the original master of the Mansion of Horrors to build the place. Used by Blacklaw to summon the archdemon now sleeping under the mansion. Later it was used by Blacklaw's opponents against him, and was involved in his demise. The rod seems to have its own agenda, and is a device that weaves the magic of fate. May be an artifact.

Rod of Mystic Stasis
”A rod of purple stone streaked with gold. It crackles with a slow, amber-ish yellow lightning.”
An item seen in the Warehouse that inflicts various instances of Petrified.

Rolling Portal-Door Gem
Gemstones that contain doors to spatially-linked areas. Found in the Knot of Trelhais.

Roving Enchantment
Mana Spark variant. Tend to put effects on things.

Ruby Inkpen (Unknown, Unknown)
Reward offered to Arena Members for winning the Tournament of the Seven Crowns so that Princess Anderlene does not have to marry one of the competitors from her world.

Ruby Phoenix
"a solid ruby phoenix that seems to glow"
Item sold by McGuffen and Sons Jewellery Emporium. Noted as being very expensive.

Rune of Fullemort
Buff. Increases fire damage dealt.

Rune of Ossulares
Buff. Increases defense, blurs form.

Rune of Rakkhandas
Buff. Increases defense.

Sage Honey
A 'Class 1' (low-tier) honey sought by the Bear Vendor of Honeyworld.

Salvatanoss
Drink 96 on Carl's version of the Nexus Tavern Challenge list.

Sapphire Stasis Nova
"It's a blue drink with a glowing, pulsating explosion repeating a few frames of existance over an over within the beverage. Magic power radiates from the drink, which smells of alcohol and barely-restrained destruction."
A Drink. Inflicts Drunk and gives +60,000 MP. At any point, the Drunkenness can be willingly exchanged for a one-round buff of +600,000 MP and +6,000 Magical Attack, with the user being inflicted by Knocked Out or Asleep afterwards, then waking with Drunk or a suitable hangover-type status effect, randomly-determined.

Scratch-Off Tia Secrets Reference Link
This set of (sometimes sniffable) Tia fact-stickers is said to possibly be behind the creation of new Tia-related events and personalities.

Scripture Blade
Sword weilded by the angel Arzephquel.

Seal of Inner Force Projection
3.8 million gold at Bascaradine. Accessory that allows the use of CON for Ranged Attacks.

Seal of Sword-Producing Industry
One of Irastor's special seals, granting him power over the element of Metal.

Seal of the Three Standing Trees
One of Irastor's special seals, granting him power over the element of Wood.

Sea-Rewinding Gear Set
Set of gears created by Foom'Al'Frafoom according to blueprints from the Great Clockwork Labyrinth, owned by Bonnelaus of Agredoom and used to rewind the Creeping Sea.

Searing Wind
Spell held by Aidomi Skies-Aflame

Seeing Eye Cocktail
"A middle-of-the-road blue that is neither too dark nor too bright. Small eyes open and shut in it, vanishing while shut"
Cocktail that enhances divination and fortune-telling abilities.

Selerethic Guard Blade

Serrated Blueedge

Seven Ages
This drink is filled with images of drifting clocks and is made of distilled time. It drags the drinker through seven ages of drunken stupor if it fully hits.

Seven-Deaths Supercannon
Weapon held by Doctor Catastrophe.

Seven-Promise Diamond
Item noticed in the Hall of Ingerhekt, God of Items. Presumably incredibly rare and valuable.

Severence (3) http://gad.tfsnewworld.com/forum/viewto ... 2&start=10
Concept on sale from a shop in the Maze Level of the Grand Mall of Worlds. Listed price 1.3 billion.

Sgt. Grigsby's Barricade Wine
This wine was developed by a man named Sergeant Grigsby who ran a fortress that guarded a rift to several demonic planes of existence. The sergeant developed a wine so strong that, when it was flung down the roaring maws of the massive demons that emerged from the rift, they would collapse drunkenly back into it. No one at the fortress but the Sergeant himself was ever able to down a glass of the stuff.

Shield of the Kingdoms
A defensive buff used by Lady Arsyra of Thelmissthat resists various things well, including undead and things of a similar theme.

Shining Red Honey
A 'Class 4' (mid-rare) honey sought by the Bear Vendor of Honeyworld.

Shmmakak Steel
Can hold status-effect properties well.

Shutter of Heisenburg
Device ostensibly created to rid the world of Esbeith of the Twilight Chancellor Gul-Deras, although its creator was, in fact, in league with them.

Sign of the Magi
Potent buff-spell held by Szarweyerd.

Silent Testament
This is a gray drink that is made in complete silence. While it is in a room, people cannot speak or fight. They can only silently reflect on their lives.

*Silver Cord of Tabok'Okembe
Owned by the Council of Elder Guardians. A silver cord of moon-magic capable of binding suns and stars and lessening their power.

Silverdeep Beer
This is another type of dwarven beer. The dwarves of the Silverdeep Mountains are known for making better (and also stronger) beer than many dwarves, and only the warriors of the clan tend to drink it.

Sixteenth Inning
This drink is served in a giant beer-hat. There are massive containers the size of two barrels stacked on top of each other on each side of the head. It is sold at sports stadiums under the promise that it will last the whole game, even if it lasts sixteen innings.

Six Texts of the Bone Lords
Recently-discovered books, the secrets of which are being sold to the highest bidder in a certain world, opposed by the priesthood of Phalerin.

Skull Keyring (Unknown, Unknown)
Item held by Jaspar Iritai.

Skyscorch
Spell held by Aidomi Skies-Aflame

Slap On The Ass
It is a drink developed by a boisterous group of frat boys. It creates a smacking sensation on the ass of the drinker. It was designed with the intent of stirring up feelings of lust, but the lack of brewing knowledge going into it caused it to just as often turn its drinker berserk. It has been responsible for more than a few frat-boy maulings.

Slow Bomb
Weapon designed by Nefarious Doctor Terrorpin. Makes everyone REALLY slow but causes them to age at a standard rate, meaning that it'll take them a lifetime to do a standard day's activities.

Slug-Dicing Blade

Slumbering Titan
Drink 86 on Carl's version of the Nexus Tavern Challenge list.

Smile, You're an Arena Member (Unknown, Unknown)
Friends dissolved by a reality-eating barroom? Curses got you down? Favourite planet getting overtaken by a plague of war-kittens? Don't worry, you're an immortal badass who can bounce back from anything. Now in drink form!

Smog Masquerade
Spell or ability held by Mr. Quimby. Conjures smoke-doubles of a number of targets.

*Solar Cournicopia of Remiel Helios
Artifact. Can provide food and shelter for the starving residents of several million worlds with inhospitable suns.

Solar Resistance I
Spell held by Jeremiah Sauldak
Solar Resistance I- Gives target 30% Light Resistance, 30% Fire Resistance, +400 Defense, and allows target to live unprotected on a normal sun for 3 rounds, is treated like a Healer Magic spell, lasts 180 rounds, stacks 5 times, Fire & Light, 800 MP

Solar Song
Spell held by Reyna and Turakiel. Creates an orangish star symbol which begins raining fire and light on the opposition.

Sonic Slashing
Spell held by Evandara, presumably Sword/Combat Arts

Soul-Burner Laser
One of the many, many weapons to be survived in the Trial for the Invulnerable Raiment.

Soul-Stoked Infernal Furnace
”A green-metal oven with flame designs all over it that emits tormented screams every so often and radiates an eerie light.”
An item seen in the Warehouse. Gets more powerful the more individuals die in the same battle as its possessor.

Sour Ballz (Consumable, Food) +500 SPI, does not stack

*Source Diagram
Device built by Doc allowing one to control Sources without any manner of direct Guardian heritage. Last seen in the hands of Dryse before her death.

Southern Stranger
This is a strong liquor with quite a kick. It has cactus juice and hot sauce blended in.

Space-Arranging World-Cascade Reality-Arranging Travel Core
System held by Doctor Catastrophe's ship(?). Can redirect attacks.

Space-Collapse Missile
Armament held by Doctor Catastrophe's ship. Collapses battlespaces.

Space-Distortion Wave Cannon
Gear held by Doctor Catastrophe's ship(?). Powerful weapon.

*Spear of the Dragonkiller Reference Link
An Artifact owned by Overlord Vaeros Callamargh the Unmatchable.

Specially Custom Made Dowsing Rods with 90 Degree Bend Included
15.24 million gold at Bascaradine.

Speed Upper
Chronomancy drop from the Great Clockwork Labyrinth on Disc 218,311. Sold for 70k Gold by an enterprising adventurer. +AGI.

Sphere of Hours, Days, and Eons
Powerful object sought by the Serpent Demon Yazamoth, presently hidden on the Warded Seventh Moon of Gandor.

Spiced Orgave Nectar Blend
This is an orange drink with a stirring straw in it. It is made from the rare orgave nectar, which grows from a large, flowering desert cactus, and it is blended with many spices and several types of alcohol.

*Spike of Nathrules
A special tool given by the heads of the Rebel Dark Forces to their team for the Impossible Knot quest. It would have been capable of destroying the wheel at the centre of the Knot and sending its power to the organisation's leaders.

Spirit-Stones of Valneyor
Items sought by the priesthood of Phalerin to prevent the Three Realms of Dar'Yavvoy, Ar-Sulteth, and Val'Gerrym from falling into decay.

Spirit-Trapping Sphere
One of the many, many weapons to be survived in the Trial for the Invulnerable Raiment.

Splendid Surgery
Spell held by Doctor Weshum Norrist, presumably Healer Magic

*Splendid Teacup
A special teacup given to the team supporting Bill the Purple Marmoset. Using it on the Wheel in the centre of the Knot of Trelhais would have brewed the perfect cup of tea with a mixture of the best flavours from everywhere.

Squeaky Wheel
A potent beverage (for appliances).

Stabilize
Spell held by Ganfo Donno. Prevents disintegration of a target.

Staff of the Gorgon Queens
Item owned by Maylene Emdendrous.

Staff of Time and Tides
Item owned by Maylene Emdendrous.

Star Conjurer's Gloves
Item owned by Maylene Emdendrous.

Starlight Honey
A 'Class 3' (mid-tier) honey sought by the Bear Vendor of Honeyworld.

Star Monoliths Reference Link
Monuments that are capable of acting as great focal points for psychic geomancy.

Stat Restore Fairy Card
Arcanist Magic sold by Jirriland the Arcanist's shop for 110k Gold.

Steel Moose's Toenail
Material. Makes bizarrely good weapons for its level. Notably said weapons often boost Defense.

Steel Sword

Stephen's Amazing's (Consumable, Food) +1,000,000 HP, +100,000 CON, does not stack

Stone Wall Card
Arcanist Magic sold by Jirriland the Arcanist's shop for 86k Gold.

Stream-Spanning Katar
Water-element fist weapon that may be made from an Aqua Lance Katar.

Striped Bee Honey
A 'Class 3' (mid-tier) honey sought by the Bear Vendor of Honeyworld.

Stylish Dragon Armor
Armour for a Dragoon. Worth 950k Gold.

Submariner's Fortune
"A deep blue, but luminously clear, beverage in a tall glass with a phantom golden submarine moving around in it. The submariner's fortune tastes delicious, though odd, and gives you a sense of confidence and a lust for travelling the sea."
A rather potent alcoholic beverage.

Sudden Command
Spell/ability held by Doctor Catastrophe. A pre-emptive counter-Direct.

Sugary Honey
A 'Class 1' (low-tier) honey sought by the Bear Vendor of Honeyworld.

Sultry Dancer
This is a golden drink in a tall glass that swirls around. A female silhouette dances around it as it swirls in a crimson color.

Summon Erasing Void-Spray Cannon
Armament held by Doctor Catastrophe's ship. Desummons things.

Summon Great Moose
A Druid Magic spell.

Summon Spiritual Swordsmen
65,000,000 Gold from Bascaradine. Summons a Level 17 Spirit and caps out at 5 guys.

Sunfire Sword
One of the many, many weapons to be survived in the Trial for the Invulnerable Raiment.

Sunglasses Modelled After a Time Traveller's Sunglasses
On sale at Lanzer's Eyewear for 14.2k Gold.

Sunmetal Chalice
Item obtained by Mreau in Sunthrone.

Sun, Moon, And Stars
This shimmering blue-black drink has a small sun and moon that take turns rising from and setting in its waters. Several small stars shine above it.

Supreme Fury Infusion
Gear held by Rascherro. Increases retaliatory damage dealt to those who harm weilder.

Supremely Gigadeadly Knife of Hyperenchanted Overkill
"A knife with a thousand and one layered enchantments on it that drips with Desert Bee venom"
One of the many, many weapons to be survived in the Trial for the Invulnerable Raiment.

Sussrentine
A green material that's good for making whips and enhancing its wearer's mobility. It tends to move around and adjust itself during the process of making objects with it and tends to make things ill-fitting or the wrong shape if not carefully monitored and controlled during the forging process.

Suture
Spell held by Doctor Weshum Norrist, presumably Healer Magic

Sweet Breathies (Consumable, Food) Target regenerates 50,000 MP at the start of each round as a buff that stacks 3 times

Sweet Honey
A 'Class 1' (low-tier) honey sought by the Bear Vendor of Honeyworld.

Sweet-Mynt-Bites
"Tasty
Minty
Sweet
IT IS CRAWLING DOWN YOUR THROAT"
Candy from the Hallucinogenic Horrorphant's Domain. Grants the Doombringer ability 'Spider Breath'.

Sword of Kings
Located somewhere in the Endless Desert. Traveling to the Desert from the Nexus Portal prevents individuals from ever being able to obtain it.

Synchronicity

Synchronize
Chronomancy drop from the Great Clockwork Labyrinth on Disc 218,311. Sold for 6.9 million Gold by an enterprising adventurer.

Tag Team Combo
"SHANNON!" "CARL!" Shannon and Carl begin simultanesouly working on this drink. The duo sets down the two drinks, each having done half the work on each of them, in front of the contestants simultaneously.

Talestone
Item peculiar to the world in which Vobel Borr is established. The town had one; presumably other settlements do too.

Talisman of Apep
Potent insta-save talisman that breaks on activation. Massau had one and used it to cancel a divine meteoric strike.

Talmos Ore
Ore used to forge the Frulmumatic Crucible by the wizard-mechanists of Glorth.

Talwar of Just Execution

Tapestry of the Black Wind
Unique used in a puzzle in Castle Snowdeath.

Tapestry of the Blood Armor
Unique used in a puzzle in Castle Snowdeath.

Tapestry of the Crimson Core
Unique used in a puzzle in Castle Snowdeath.

Tapestry of the Illusory Tiara
Unique used in a puzzle in Castle Snowdeath.

Tapestry of the Invisible Sword
Unique used in a puzzle in Castle Snowdeath.

Tapestry of the Shining Star
Unique used in a puzzle in Castle Snowdeath.

Tapestry of the Talking Skull
Unique used in a puzzle in Castle Snowdeath.

Tapestry of the Void Axe
Unique used in a puzzle in Castle Snowdeath.

Tapestry of the Wings of Night
Unique used in a puzzle in Castle Snowdeath.

Tasty, Fattening Witch's Cookie
Beloved by nefarious child-eating witches from all over.

Tear of the Wind-Monolith
Item that can be used to power a Veshmik Turbine. Can be obtained from the Druids of Gryshelk.

Technologist's Brass
Material. Possible component of a Clockwork Dragon.

Techylmann Twist
This drink was invented by Techylmann himself. He was not only the pioneer of elemental research, a master inventor, and a grandmaster scientist many times over, but he was also known to be the somewhat-debauched life of the party. This isn't one of his stronger drinks, but it certainly has a delirious kick to it.

Tei-Dephelnos Engine 4
A member of Bascaradine's mercenary loadout during the Princess of Suns Incident. Powerful reality-warping device that changes what creatures are spawned in an area and won't effect that which already spawned. Set to summon air-swimming sheep-fish hybrids as a default, but notably erratic.

Tei-Dephelnos Engine 5
A member of Bascaradine's mercenary loadout during the Princess of Suns Incident. Powerful reality-warping device that can change the terrain and weather, generally creates lightly forested areas, rainy areas, low hills, more rain over large bodies of water.

Tei-Dephelnos Engine 7
A member of Bascaradine's mercenary loadout during the Princess of Suns Incident. Powerful reality-warping device that ups the damage that anything does and makes more ridiculous tactics and moves more likely to work.

Telwhat'Veyr'Khleys, Sphere of the Wishes of Gods
"It is capable of greatly increasing nearby ambient mana and can be used by divine entities to receive a semi-customized power boost. Notably, it is only particularly useful for entities towards the lower end of the divine spectrum. It is nearly impossible for mortals below Level 60 to make any use of it at all aside from selling it. If it is dormantly generating high-level monsters without some deity or other controlling force directing such, it can be remotely deactivated over a course of roughly 8-10 years, during which, if the process is properly handled and nothing aggros any of the spawned monsters, the monsters it has already created will slowly despawn."
A five-mile-diameter sphere, previously located in the heart of the Moon of Yesleintyr. Desired by the robotic semideific entity LORD_OF_ALL_KEEPERS, who wished to take over the planet the moon orbited. Taken by the Sun Queen Selereth Helios in order to thwart the Lord's plans and protect the world below.

Temporal Interdiction
Spell held by Ganfo Donno. Essentially pauses time for all but the caster.

Tendrils of All-Burning Fire
Spell(?) held by Rascherro. Provides a defensive bonus, presumably deals damage if the caster is attacked

*Tenebrous Saxaphone of Lord Westerly Smythemore
Gear held by Rascherro. Can appear from its weilder's shadow to prep an attack.

Ten Jewels of Shansabarr

Ten-Moon Blade
One of the many, many weapons to be survived in the Trial for the Invulnerable Raiment.

Tenth Wonder
Drink 83 on Carl's version of the Nexus Tavern Challenge list.

*The Architect's Tools
Tools left in Flameforge by the Architect of Nexus. Capable of creating new discs and even entire new versions of the greater city itself.

The Art of Bodily Demon Binding for Advanced Pactmakers
Book on binding demons to one's body.

*The Awesometastic-Funhouse-O-Doom Defense Grid
Defense grid set up at Ringmaster Fabular's Rocktastic Carnival-Zoo. Provided circus-themed defenses (such as cannon-fired flying squirrels to intercept ranged attacks). Present whereabouts unknown, presumably buried in the sands of Biranis IV.

The Cosmic Compass
One of the six God-Killing Tools held by Sul-Erryk, The Gate Keeper, one of the heralds of Andaramalius, The Supreme Creator. Located in the Mirrored Realms.

The Cloak of Master Detective
The cloak of Master Detective, a superhero.

The Cloak of Solitude
One of the six God-Killing Tools held by Vhelethis, The Lone Hero, one of the heralds of Andaramalius, The Supreme Creator. Located in the Sky Ruins of Lost Dezyrr.

*The Ebon Book
The Joymerchants' most coveted item, around which the organisation was founded.

The Failbus
"A large bus with a stop-sign-shaped sign on its front with the word 'FAIL' on it"
A level-40-tier trap used by Craze Master Nemmard to inconvenience Ave.

*The Father's Eye Reference Link
The goal of the Megaquest 'Blinding of the Father's Eye'.

The God-Eating Blade
One of the six God-Killing Tools held by Kozzerik, The Six-Headed Devil, one of the heralds of Andaramalius, The Supreme Creator. Located in the Pit of Demons.

*The Grand Design Reference Link
(Destroyed)
Potent object split into fragments. Six of them were destroyed; the final seventh fragment was used by Anomalous Jack to create his Havoc Watch.

The Gravitonicus
A member of Bascaradine's mercenary loadout in the Princess of Suns Incident. A large ship with gravity powers.

*The Great Timepiece
Time-related artifact.

The Impossible Jewel of Lord Airiaster
Presumably nigh-impossible to destroy gemstone shattered by Jessie Calthion, autopiloted by Bascaradine whist holding the 'Heaven Puncher' Absolute Holy Blessing.

*The Mask of Conicus
Time-related artifact.

The Mighty Seven-Heaven Special
The strongest non-offensive drink Carl presently has in his bartending arsenal. It's a delicious, strong drink that hits hard.

The Minds of Nonunique Beings Reference Link
That one seems to relate to the limitations placed on the comprehension and range of learning of nonunique beings, particularly dungeon spawns and townspeople who are designated to repeat one routine again and again. It looks like the later parts include some potentially-interesting studies about psychological experiments performed on different instances of the same nonunique being, sometimes ones spawned in entirely different regions.

The Nasty Nautilus
A ship. Someone has posted a job request in the Nexus Inn for it to be blown up.

The Orb of Supreme Evil
The Orb is a relic of power that can alter spawn tables on a wide scale and claim dominions in the name of evil. It has some other powers. It's part of a set of alignment-based orbs created by ancient kings and scattered over the world. There's various individuals on the Homeworld after the orb. Some are looking to use it for their own power, others are looking to destroy it.

*The Palmcorder from the Celestial CityReference Link
Unique granted to Alrick by the forces of the Celestial City. Lost in Sunthrone.

The Psychology of the Psionically-Affected Reference Link
The last book seems to delve into the lingering mental effects of repeated psi use on individuals, particularly the use of charm, memory-editing, and emotion-based powers (including fear).

The Registry Book of the Vortha Paladarnes Library for Nexite Nonfiction Reference Link
A book with inbuilt divination abilities to recognize the signature of false names into its pages. This ability can be foiled by a low-level Illusionist, Thief, or Veilwalker.

The Seven Silver Dice
Relics sought by the priesthood of Lady Luck.

*The Sphere of Corpses
Corpse-sphere created by Archmissionary Ezikiel Black. Presently located on Kirshisara.

*The Swarm Virus
Dangerous virus created by, or under the control of, the Isenrod Corporation.

The Time Train
"Next to the station is a distinctly odd train. It is made of gold with silver wheels, and its engine car's front is shaped like the head of a cow wearing a fancy, flower-adorned bonnet that possesses two watch-faces for eyes. The train is 15 cars long and its caboose has a small observation platform sitting on its back; a telescope with a quartz lens is positioned on this platform."
A reasonably potent time train used to navigate the Pathways of Time. Becomes animate upon entering the time stream. Moos.

The Undeniable Chime
One of the six God-Killing Tools held by Akmanokt, The Colossus Mind, one of the heralds of Andaramalius, The Supreme Creator. Located in the Labyrinth of Beats.

The Untouchable Flame
One of the six God-Killing Tools held by Ceriakrtra, The Blinding Presence, one of the heralds of Andaramalius, The Supreme Creator. Located in the Sea of the World's End.

The Vacation Cannon
Favoured nonlethal weapon of Wemblick Batsby that sends its targets off on a paid vacation to some exotic resort-type destination.

The War Ablaze
Spell held by Aidomi Skies-Aflame

*Three Fortunes' Stone Reference Link
Notable item taken from the Carnival of Wheels by Vivorynn Chrisallios.

Three of Swords Corporation Figure Collection Reference Link
There's a line of collectable figures of corp members, including individual figures for each of Balko's dogs.

*Three Stones of the Wargod's Trident
Scattered pieces of the Trident of Rakhulmas.

Thing Cube
Mana Spark variant. Tend to produce objects or entities.

*Thorne
Rapier owned by Lord Archenfrel of Glorian.

Thought-Dissolver
Weapon held by Doctor Catastrophe.

Thousandfold Honey
A 'Class 6' (very rare) honey sought by the Bear Vendor of Honeyworld.

Thousandpaths Arrow
Ammo held by Massau. Shoots into the battlefield repeatedly from countless different directions, presumably drastically lowering Dodge or massively amping To-Hit.

Thousand Whipping Vines
Spell held by Veesheere, presumably Druid Magic
Thousand Whipping Vines- 2,410 Damage, is treated like a Druid Magic spell, 15 hits divided among 15, Earth, 4,800 MP

Thousand Worlds
Drink 95 on Carl's version of the Nexus Tavern Challenge list.

Thunderbird-Feather Hat
Accessory owned by Bob the Manly Lion II.

Tia's Magical Animated Adventures Reference Link
This cartoon, usually done in various anime styles, but sometimes veering towards more western animation in a style-shifting-by-episode medly, chronicles the adventures of Tia, connecting events that weren't ever really connected in reality across different Tia-identities and dimensions, but overall managing to tell a fairly entertaining story.

Tia's Many Exploits Video Series Reference Link
This video series chronicles sightings of Tia, including real sightings, 'real' sightings of Tias who aren't the actual original Tia, and sightings made up and submitted by the viewers. It adds confusion to Tia's reputation. Quality varies between episodes.

Ticking Hand
Item sold by Foom'Al'Frafoom for 68k Gold.

Time-Defense Watch
Sold at Most Timely Wares for 710k Gold.

Time Destroyer
Weapon held by Doctor Catastrophe's Mudra Exoskeleton.

Time-Zone-Friendly Watch
On sale in Disc 218,311 for 960 Gold.

Tiny Cupcake Minion
Pet created by the Evil Baker.

Tiny Solar Cupcake Minion
Pet created by combining a Tiny Cupcake Minion with the ability 'Sun Eater's Gift'.

Tipsy Gaia
Drink 92 on Carl's version of the Nexus Tavern Challenge list.

Todd Von'Oben
A ship from another place and time.

Tolva Costume Fun Dolls Reference Link
A new doll gets released for one week only each time that Tolva acquires a new costume.

Tomb Of Reason
This drink is as gray black as a grave. It eats light and thought. It is the death of all reason and thought in its drinkers.

*Tome of Secrets Whispered
An important book. Taken to the Library of Lindel'Dyarr by Remalius.

Tome of the Crystal Keeper
A unique book that is extremely difficult to upgrade.

*Torch of Impermanence
Unique object owned by The Ram Baphelmesco.

Totem of the Rage Priest
Item stolen from the goblin city of Sul'Guggrek by Alex Bannion.

*Tome of the Silent Apostle Reference Link
An Artifact owned by Overlord Vaeros Callamargh the Unmatchable.

Traitor-Hating Iron
Material. Has huge bonuses against former side-members and some bonuses against people who are / have been charmed

Treds-o-Matik Tank-Thousand (War Machine & Machine, Level 19)
You want speed in your tank? You got speed in your tank. 5,000,000 Gold from Bob's World of Tanks!

*Trident of Rakhulmas
Potent weapon, currently missing its Three Stones of the Wargod's Trident. Can be used to weild divine or arcane power of foci affixed to it. Weilding it requires conversion to worship of the war god Rakhulmas. Presently located in the Labyrinth of Wars.

Triple Vision
This clear-but-bubbly drink is known for giving its drinkers triple-vision, whether by making them really drunk, or, failing that, by mutating their bodies to have two extra sets of eyes.

Triumphant Jerry
There once was a man named Bob who bragged that his friend Jerry was great at everything he tried. A man named Larry asked Bob if Jerry ever made alcoholic drinks. Bob said no. Larry, being a bartender, bet Bob that Jerry couldn't create a hit drink that would become more widely known than anything Larry had made. Jerry walked up to Larry's alcohol cabinet and mixed together a drink. Billions of bartenders across thousands of worlds suddenly learned Jerry's new recipe and it became an instant interdimensional hit. Boom. Triumphant Jerry.

Tropical Tango
It's a mixed fruit drink with a surprisingly high alcohol content. It is multicolored and served in a wide glass on a stem.

Troubling News
This drink was invented by a pessimistic man who liked to be forewarned of disappointments, but also liked to get drunk because he got depressed otherwise. This deep-black drink served in a coffee-shot-glass uses minor divination magic to determine the most likely piece of bad news to hit the drinker and whispers it to them as they drink.

Tumble n' Rumble
A potent beverage (for appliances). Keeps effects going.

Turkey Meteor
An item sold by the turkey proprietor of the turkey shop by the turkey statue in Disc 111,113 for 80,000,000 gold. What it might be is unclear.

Twilight Candle
This is a black-blue drink with a single, short candle floating atop it. It is said to dispel the darkness that haunts the night while the candle yet burns and, if the drink is consumed just after the candle burns out, for an hour past that.

Twoman (Unknown, Unknown)
The second form of Oneman. Ganfo Donno has/had one.

Tyrant Bee Mead
It is a sweet mead made from the nectar of the deadly Tyrant Bee. It is very strong and sometimes called almost as lethal as the insect itself.

Ultra Tanky-Tank of Tankness 3,000 (War Machine & Machine, Level 35)
It is so tank. On sale at Bob's World of Tanks for only 60,000,000 Gold! MAX PRICE DEAL!

Umexilon Crystal
Useful in the repair of certain kinds of portal arches.

Undead Baron's Pocketwatch
Sold at Most Timely Wares for 204k Gold. Empowers undead.

Unerring Course
Spell held by Estrick the Huntsman, presumably Archery

Universe-Drop Honey
A 'Class X' (past-legendary-tier) honey sought by the Bear Vendor of Honeyworld.

Ursarius Honey
A 'Class 4' (mid-rare) honey sought by the Bear Vendor of Honeyworld.

Valhalla Sirocco
This drink is a storm of war. Thousands of spirit warriors march across it as a storm of incarnate battle plays. Minituare Valkyries stream across the drinks, calling their phantom warriors to battle.

Vampiric Redrain
Buff. Makes attacks deal drain.

Vanilla Snowland Whiskey
This is a thick, white whisky. It is very cool and refreshing-tasting. It is drunk by the northern people of a certain world, and it helps insulate them from the cold despite the chill it brings to the body when initially drunk. Most southlanders are shocked by the potency of the drink.

Vashna and Nira's Danmaku Adventure! Reference Link
There's apparently a danmaku game starring Vashna and Nira. A sequel is being worked on.

Vel'Vekkion's Hunting Light
Spell held by Estrick the Huntsman, presumably Archery

Veshmik Turbine
Item that can be used in a ritual (The Hornsmouth-Blinkley Method) to harness arcane or divine power. Found in the radioactive ruins of the Dawn Voyager.

Vessel of Torment
Soul-prison/torture chamber owned by Drahalk, Lord of the Dead.

Void Door
Can remove an entity from battle, likely inflicting Vanished or Gone.

Void-Energy Deathchoke
Spell/ability held by Darklord/Archtyrant Some Drunken Panda. A preemptive counter that can cancel actions.

Void Horizon
Drink 90 on Carl's version of the Nexus Tavern Challenge list.

Void Pronouncement
Makes a target invincible so long as the caster is alive and the target takes no action.

Vorqualine
An addictive drug.

Vorylfeaster
Evil, cursed atrocity-blade previously in the possession of Darren Moltaris.

*Waraxe of Heavenly Flame
Potent weapon weilded by Lady Arsyra of Thelmiss.

Warmech Annlutius
A mech built by the now-defunct Sephrys Corp. Desired by Bascaradine. Level 60, inactive.

Warpspeed Ram
Spell/ability held by Doctor Catastrophe's ship. For when absurd amounts of gun just won't cut it.

War Without Porpoise
This drink contains a war between animals! Gibbons with guns! Belugas with bombs! Llamas with lasers! Their essences run about, fighting in and on the drink. The drink does not contain a single porpoise, though. Those all managed to move to a neutral country. Abstracts tend to like this drink.

War Without Purpose
This is a dark, smoky drink. Tiny men run across it, firing guns. Little explosions occur in and on the drink. Every once in a while, a little bomb drops onto it from a heard-but-not-seen plane or a tank drives across it. It carries the sorrow and weight of purposeless war.

Watching Paisley
A very unnerving thing to have rain on you, even if you've been brainwash-conditioned. Probably an Antiquity. Possibly. Maybe.

Watch of Occasional Speed
Sold at Most Timely Wares for 360k Gold. Has a low per-round chance of granting an additional action.

Waterbell Gold
Material. Can be used to make items that enhance a clockwork's healing output, give in magic, give it water affinity, enhance its connection to some deities, and increase the chance of it gaining a generally good-aligned soul

*Wheel of Trelhais
A wheel that once stood in the centre of the Knot of Trelhais. Around this wheel, space turned. Within this wheel lay the power to reorganize the connections between many of the universe's dimensions. Destroyed by a group of Arena Members in a last-ditch attempt to prevent it from falling into the hands of Doctor Catastrophe, who somehow got involved with the entire messy affair. Zaga Yazrath took hold of the energies thus released and used them to create her own empowered champions and provide access to Greater Fateweavings.

Whimsical Hunny
A 'Class 6' (very rare) honey sought by the Bear Vendor of Honeyworld.

White Curtain
Spell given to Alrick, presumably lost in Sunthrone.

Whole-Year-Round
"Cycles illusory images of the four main seasons above itself and changes drink flavors as it does so"
A drink. Amps seasonal power.

Wilderness-Action Bug-Unsummoning Spray (Mega-Edition)
Item owned by Professor Lemarr. Specially formulated to mass-unsummon insects.

Windlike Step
Spell held by Evandara.

Winds of the World
A large wind AOE usable by Lady Arsyra of Thelmiss.

Wine-River Serpent Saskamari

Wish For The Road
There once was a man who had four wishes from a genie. His last wish was for a 'really strong drink.' He got it.

Wishsand
Famous export of the Dao Kingdom of Az'Domar.

*Wizard's Opal
A magical jewel. Presently held by Poryathema the Archivist.

Woodland Restoration
Spell held by Evandara, presumably Druid Magic

World-Dancer Shoes
Item owned by Maylene Emdendrous.

*World-Governing Compass Reference Link
An Artifact owned by Overlord Vaeros Callamargh the Unmatchable.

World Merchant's Bag
Item owned by Maylene Emdendrous.

World Rewinder's Hat
Item owned by Maylene Emdendrous.

*World's Grave
"A massive sword, rippling with red and black power and covered in slithering, apocalyptic designs"
Former weapon of an Endbringer, now owned by Markheim Erdelger.

Wreck Your Day
Spell (or ability) held by Rascherro, capable of undoing carefully-prepared tactics. If it hits.

*Wryzose Hammer Reference Link
Capable of destroying, altering, and reforging objects of great power. Stolen by Anomalous Jack to forge his Havoc Watch, but recovered by Dolgarr Vanborne and a team of adventurers.[/quote]

*XEVENON-KARISTASHI: Rage Core
Crystal accessory, and sibling to the XEVENON-MORTEIYORI: Sorrow Core, from the virus-entity of the same name. These items could be used by individuals of sufficient power, but, should they be used by the unworthy, they would take over their possessor's body and re-create their associated virus-entities. They can, if not kept in check properly, overtake all but the most secure computing systems, being able to subsume some systems that are beyond their own natural power.

Yaitaathian Starfleet
Item sold by the incredibly hard-to-find Elusive Merchant for 1.7 billion Gold.

Yesterday, Today, And Tomorrow
This is a temporally active drink that mimics the drink that was drunk before it, is a strong drink itself, and mimics the drink afterwards.

Yolk's On You
Drink that contains egg.

Zebra Chews (Consumable, Food) Target gains a non-stacking buff that provides +18,000 STR, +14,000 CON, +18,000 SPI, +20% Dodge and Possessor may count as being in an additional Zone of Light and an additional Zone of Darkness (but must choose to count as both if choosing to count as such)


No-Longer-Exisiting Items

Energy Chosen Bow- (Weapon Aspect- Energy Chosen Regalia, Bow, Energy & Universe, X Gold) +1,980 Ranged Attack, +1,900 AGI, Wielder ignores the Energy Resistance and Immunity of individuals below Level 8, 32% inflicts Overload, +9% To Hit, +10% Critical, 118% To Hit, 20% Critical



Fictional Items

The Fist of Iron
A fanfic-writer's weird interpretation of The Sunhand when in post-iron-core-strike mode. Given how fictional accounts can spawn real things, it might exist out there, someday.

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Unstatted Items-

'Advanced Phlogiston Usage in Transplanetary Clockwork Devices' by Planetocelestial Arch-Engineer Ruthera Veyndergreise
An advanced book on Gearwright methods.

'Building Clockwork Battle Suits' by Doctor Edgar Rushing
A book that mixes Gearwright with Gunner, Gunslinger, and Smith.

'Building the Clockwork Nation-State' by Emperor-Engineer Lysartho Oshiri
An advanced book on Gearwright methods.

'Building the Ladder to Assess the Location of Heaven's Missing Beef'
A book of moderate skill-level that delves into stranger subtrees of Gearwright. An anonymous work.

'Cloakwork: The Spy-Gunner's Guide to DIY Clockwork Guns in a Pinch' by The Blue Shadow
A book that mixes Gearwright with Gunner, Gunslinger, and Smith.

'Clockwork Constructions and Mass-Production Facilities' by A. Lawrence Nesbit
A book that mixes Gearwright with Gunner, Gunslinger, and Smith.

'Clockwork Golems'
A book that mixes Gearwright with Golomancer and/or Artificer. A generic spawned work.

'Clockwork Masks, Breathing Apparatuses, and Mind-Helmets'
A book that mixes Gearwright with Golomancer and/or Artificer. A generic spawned work.

'Clockwork Pistols: Whoo-Boy!' by Jackson Saxon, the Straight-Shootin' Clockwork Mastermind (Don'tcha' Know)
A book that mixes Gearwright with Gunner, Gunslinger, and Smith.

'Enhancing Your Clockwork Automata' by Doctor Edgar Rushing and Doctor Miriam Doyle-Boshside
A book that mixes Gearwright with Golomancer and/or Artificer.

'Infinite Turning Gears' by Ak'Az'Rk'Du'Te'Su'Pq
An advanced book on Gearwright methods. Discusses patterns of gears and clockwork-directed energies that form powers/effects from their overall shape and motion / speed-of-motion.

'Prophecies of the Oracle'
Item owned by Maylene Emdendrous. There are only a few extant copies.

'Steam Gunnery'
A book that mixes Gearwright with Gunner, Gunslinger, and Smith. A generic spawned work.

'Steampunk Giants and Anti-Kaiju Weaponry for Clockwork-Dependant Worlds' by Doctor Miriam Doyle-Boshside and Doctor Shinzo Atori
An advanced book on Gearwright methods.

'Subworkings: The Mobilization of Cities and Continents through Subterranian Mechanica' by Ester Lenawatti
A book of moderate skill-level that delves into stranger subtrees of Gearwright.

'The Clockwork Faces and Their Replication' by Doctor Salissia Teufernaas, Kaldemarr Begreinstein, and Toshell Myrkii
A book that mixes Gearwright with Golomancer and/or Artificer.

'The Functionality of Resource-Gathering Clockwork Machines and Their Modern Applications' by A. Lawrence Nesbit
A book of moderate skill-level that delves into stranger subtrees of Gearwright.

'The Noted Blueprints of Rentigarr Symelstruun, a Collected Folio'
An advanced book on Gearwright methods. A generic spawned work, but contains many designs by the titular individual.

'The Seven Watches of Doctor Michael Canningburgh' by Lurtzen Heipzorge
A book that mixes Gearwright with Golomancer and/or Artificer.

'The Utilization of Aetheric and Spatial Vapors in Clockwork Devices' by Oliver S. Cuttingford
A book of moderate skill-level that delves into stranger subtrees of Gearwright.

'Unwinding the Geometric Contaragantria: An In-Depth Exploration' by Quixxlulox Su'Siquixxiunnian
A book of moderate skill-level that delves into stranger subtrees of Gearwright. Discusses patterns of gears and clockwork-directed energies that form powers/effects from their overall shape and motion / speed-of-motion.

24-Vein Honey
Honey made by mixing varieties from the 24 main mountain honey-veins around the town of Honeypot on Disc 81.

Aether-Bee Honey
A 'Class 6' (very rare) honey sought by the Bear Vendor of Honeyworld.

Action Bank
"A glowing blue piggy bank with sunglasses and a clock on its side"
Capable of banking actions to be taken later.

Ageless Purified Fae Silver
A material that does not deteriorate with age, extending this property to any enchantments placed upon it.

Agent's Secret
This drink is preferred by classy secret agents on many worlds. It is always shaken; never stirred. It has been known to increase charm, daring, and the odds of lucky escapes from complex deathtraps.

Agility Boost II
Spell held by Estrick the Huntsman

Ally-Slaying Swords Helmurinn and Gulgennin
Presumably do exactly what they say. Part of a curse previously affecting Tjormod.

Amazing Whatsit
Reward offered to Arena Members for getting an Expensive Doohickey back from Josh Powerblayde.

*Amendarius's Left Eye
"A perfect amethyst sphere"
Item owned by Maylene Emdendrous. Capable of potent divination and scrying. Also capable of jokes.

Android Scrambler
This silver drink has a USB port in the side of the glass and can be drunk digitally by robots. It is known for scrambling the circuits of any articifical intelligence that downs it.

Angry Bullfrog
This drink is dark green, it bubbles when held or stared at, and it croaks loudly sometimes. It tastes a bit froggy, and most drinkers get the sense that it's actively trying to smash their brains after drinking it.

Angry Sultan Machine

Annihilation-Grenade Launcher
Weapon held by Doctor Catastrophe.

Annihilator Orb Grid
"A grid of annihilator orbs"
One of the many, many weapons to be survived in the Trial for the Invulnerable Raiment.

Anti-Everything Laser
Weapon held by Doctor Catastrophe's Mudra Exoskeleton. If the enemy is a subtype or element recognised at the time of its creation, it does extra damage for each.

Antivenom
Spell held by Doctor Weshum Norrist, presumably Healer Magic

*Apocalypse Bell
A Unique or Artifact previously in the possession of Tjormod before his spectacularly unfortunate avalanche of curses hit.

Apple-y B-y-tes (Consumable, Food) +30 STR, +400 CON, stacks 4 times

Archival Pillar
Device that can store vast quantities of data. One of these was to be used by the Cataloguers of Infinity's team in the Impossible Knot quest to record as much data as possible from the wheel at the centre of the Knot of Trelhais.

Archjudge Gavel
One of the many, many weapons to be survived in the Trial for the Invulnerable Raiment.

*Archmage's Knife
Potent weapon capable of cleaving destruction and destroying powerful protective effects. Once belonged to the Archmage, Talrusion. Previously (and more recently) in the posession of Doctor Beak before his demise. Current whereabouts after his demise unknown.

Armada Bow
Reward offered to Arena Members for defeating the Seven Legendary Bandits of Bakker's Way.

Armageddon Missile
One of the many, many weapons to be survived in the Trial for the Invulnerable Raiment.

Arn Trulathi Spear
Reward offered to Arena Members for killing Maxwell Heinbelter.

Ash Cloud
Spell held by Aidomi Skies-Aflame

Assault Strafing
Spell held by Bregnum the Magnum-Handed, presumably Gunslinging

Assay Bullets
Spell held by Aidomi Skies-Aflame

Attractive Pearlsteel
Material. Causes monsters to be attracted either to its wielder or clockworks it is made out of

Augmented Dark Matter Emitter
Weapon held by Doctor Catastrophe. Was later upgraded to the Cosmos Darkener. Deals high damage and corrupts stats, creating multiple auto-restacking debuffs.

Augmentotron 8000
Machine capable of changing its occupants (granting abilities in the process). Whether it always results in questionable abilities, or if that's just down to its unhinged and frequently drunk operator is unclear.

Auto-Restore
Buff. Some regen.

Auto-Suture
Spell held by Doctor Weshum Norrist, presumably Healer Magic

Awakened Iris
It is a deep purple drink with a shining eye in its top. The eye watches as you lift the glass.

Axe of Disintegration
"a few hundred axes that turn all they hit to dust"
One of the many, many weapons to be survived in the Trial for the Invulnerable Raiment.

Bacchus Wrecker
Drink 94 on Carl's version of the Nexus Tavern Challenge list.

Bag of Burning-Moon Danmaku
"A bag that contains burning-moon-danmaku"
One of the many, many weapons to be survived in the Trial for the Invulnerable Raiment.

Bald Bozo
Drink that contains egg.

Bald Buzzard
Drink that contains egg.

Bank-Breaker Missile
Weapon/spell held by Doctor Catastrophe. Can be upgraded to cause loss of banked actions.

Bascaradine Executive Technologies Anyphone

Basilisk Mirror
"A mirror of black obsidian with a golden frame around it on the ceiling."
A mirror holding... something... back, highly magical in construction. Found in a room of the Knot of Trelheis filled with statues of terrified women.

Battleboat Barrage
Daring Captain Battleboat's signature attack. Takes 5 rounds to hit, but deals truly absurd amounts of maxed-out damage when it does. Repeatedly.

Battle Dice
A prize in the Disc 21 Casino. Requires 300 Tokens.

Bear Claw- (Weapon, Fist Weapon)
A Class 1 honey-reward from the Bear Vendor of Honeyworld.

Bear Claw (2)- (Consumable, Food)
A Class 1 honey-reward from the Bear Vendor of Honeyworld.

Bear General Claw- (Weapon, Fist Weapon)
A Class 4 honey-reward from the Bear Vendor of Honeyworld.

Bear King Honey
A 'Class 5' (rare) honey sought by the Bear Vendor of Honeyworld.

Bearland Honey
A 'Class 3' (mid-tier) honey sought by the Bear Vendor of Honeyworld.

Bearlord's Bee-Smoker- (Weapon, Tool)
A Class 5 honey-reward from the Bear Vendor of Honeyworld.

Bear-Noms (Consumable, Food) +800 STR, +8,000 HP, stacks 2 times

Bearwood Flowers- (Item, Antiquity)
A Class 1 honey-reward from the Bear Vendor of Honeyworld.

Become Pine Tree
A Druid Magic spell.

Beef Globes (Consumable, Food) +5,000 STR, +5,000 CON, +50,000 HP, does not stack

Bee Larvae- (Item, Antiquity)
A Class 1 honey-reward from the Bear Vendor of Honeyworld.

Bee Matriarch Honey
A 'Class 4' (mid-rare) honey sought by the Bear Vendor of Honeyworld.

Beer-Producing Sword (Type II)

Beer-Stein of the Dragon Empires
”A beer-stein with coiling dragons all over it and a big dragon-head on one side.”
An item seen in the Warehouse. Inflicts Burning and Poison: Drunk.

Bell of Untold Stories
Item owned by Maylene Emdendrous.

Belnov's Gravity Hand
Spell held by Ganfo Donno. Gravity-grabs things.

Belsicite
Known for its strength and durability, but not finessabiliy or lightness.

Benthos Lager
Drink 81 on Carl's version of the Nexus Tavern Challenge list.

Best And Brightest
This drink shines with blinding light. Most people in the room have to cover their eyes when the brilliant concoction is made.

Better Chocolate (Consumable, Food) +5,000 to all stats, stacks 6 times

Beverly Houser Steroids
Drugs.

Big Cutta

*Binding Mask of Tso-Gatikkio of the Ten Million Masks
A mask that binds the demon Tso-Gatikkio and can be used to control it.

Bird-Ender
Spell held by Estrick the Huntsman, presumably Archery

Bitter Lungroot
A prize in the Disc 21 Casino. Requires 500 Tokens.

Bitz n' Nutz
Consumable for those on a fire and/or metal diet.

Black Ashen Clouds
Spell held by Aidomi Skies-Aflame

*Black Chartist's Map
Map owned by Emmelio Montgarii, the Blind Cartographer. Capable of mapping worlds and their magical currents, mass-scanning, and has a nebulous 'pin' ability.

Black Hole Projector
Weapon held by Doctor Catastrophe's Mudra Exoskeleton.

Black-Matter Honey
A 'Class X' (past-legendary-tier) honey sought by the Bear Vendor of Honeyworld.

*Blackwrought
Hammer held by Cartil Magnein, undead member of The Dagger In Shadow.

*Blade of Destiny
Sword owned by the Ascendant Jinzan. Has the Activated Sword Ability Final Fate, among others.

Blade of Freedom
Item (or ability) held by Liberty's Fury.

Blade of Reflection
"Mirror-swords that reflect and repeat the attacks of other weapons"
One of the many, many weapons to be survived in the Trial for the Invulnerable Raiment.

*Blade of the High Heavens
A Unique or Artifact previously in the possession of Tjormod before his spectacularly unfortunate avalanche of curses hit.

*Blade of Truth
Relic held by the Ascendant, Aisaro Jinzan. Holds the ability to cut through nearly any mortal-made illusion.

Blade of the Searing Sun

Blazing Sky
Spell held by Aidomi Skies-Aflame

Blinding Holy Light
Spell given to Alrick, presumably lost in Sunthrone.

Bloody Baroness
This drink gained the infamous reputation as the favorite of a murderess baroness. It contains the blood of young women and many expensive alcohols.

Blot-Outs (Consumable, Food) Target loses all buffs and debuffs

Blue Star Chronicle
A story. Some enjoy retelling it with different people cast as the protagonist.

Blur Strike
Spell held by Evandara, presumably Sword/Combat Arts

Bold Suggestion
This drink is occasionally suggested to or by the extremely brave. It is known to knock out most drinkers easily, having taking down some notable heroes before.

Bolster Golem
Spell held by Weshium the Golem-Crafter

Bones of a Solar Gentleman
Item gained by Lili.

Book of Dragon Kings and Elder Horrors
"books that contain dragon kings and elder horrors"
One of the many, many weapons to be survived in the Trial for the Invulnerable Raiment.

Borrowed Iron Codpiece of Fazhi Woo
Might not actually exist.

Boundlessness http://gad.tfsnewworld.com/forum/viewto ... 2&start=10
Concept on sale from a shop in the Maze Level of the Grand Mall of Worlds. Listed price 1.2 billion.

Bourbon Cubed
The glass contains floating cubes of bourbon. The alcohol was mathematically cubed by a mathemagical mixologist, making it hyper-potent and very concentrated.

Box of the Hand of Gahtaan
Item sold by the incredibly hard-to-find Elusive Merchant for 1.6 billion Gold.

Brain Gear
Material. Part of the plans to make a Clockwork Dragon. Common drop from clockwork monsters.

Brazier of Supreme Opposition
"An ominous brazier that is belching black smoke"
Ominous brazier that summons (and scans as) copies of a combined entity of the two greatest enemies of those facing it. The entities wisp away into nothingness once their task is complete or their target escapes. Found on the Great Colossus Mursenmor. Defeated through cleverly manipulating it into facing a Killborg, which summoned another Killborg to face it, causing both to explode.

Buff-Nullifying Eradicator-Lance
One of the many, many weapons to be survived in the Trial for the Invulnerable Raiment.

Burning Battle Sword

Call Animals
A Druid Magic spell.

Call Plants
A Druid Magic spell.

Calm Conquistador
This is a white drink with a multi-colored flag flying from it. It tastes of fruit and calm, but also preparation before a battle. Warrior-explorers were known to drink these before venturing into untamed jungles on some worlds.

Candied Dreams
Opulent dish found in an excessively fancy banquet hall in the Knot of Trelhais.

Candy Leaves (Consumable, Food) +40 CON, does not stack

Captain Bartolmo
This drink was made by a legendary pirate captain. It was known to be the strongest drink on the world, and many multidimensional megacorporations vied to buy his recipe from him. Bascaradine eventually bought the smaller corporation that got its hands on it and produces it through a sub-label.

Carbonated Joy
A prize in the Disc 21 Casino. Requires 200 Tokens.

Carmalita's Wafers (Consumable, Food) +150 HP, +250 STR, +250 SPI, stacks 2 times

Certainty Engine
Anti-luck device of such danger that the priesthoods of Lady Luck and Madame Misfortune are taking the nigh-unheard of step of teaming up in order to stop it.

Chaos Dice (Trelheis Variant)
Found in a room in the Knot of Trelheis. Granted Random Knot-related effects that range from 'teleport to Wheel room' and 'get an artifact without a trial' to 'clone enemies' and 'get kicked out of Knot'

*Chariot Of The End
A chariot foretold to outlast the current iteration of the Universe, being able to carry its passengers to the next iteration. Simply being in control of it is not enough to guarantee being able to cross to the next iteration, however.

Clam Counter
This drink is a milky-white color and has a clam shell floating in it. It causes its drinker to obsessively count all the clams nearby.

Clockwork Gears
Material. Worse version of Rare Gears. Very commonly dropped or buyable.

Clockwork Relaxation
"a clear drink in a glass with a wind-up-toy's screw on the side moving backwards"
Alcoholic cocktail. Helps you unwind.

Cloud Mirage
"In a tall glass, deep purple with shimmering clouds of images in it"
Sweet alcoholic cocktail. Occasionally causes mild, pleasant hallucinations.

Cloud Princess Cream Swirl Puffs

Clover Honey
A 'Class 1' (low-tier) honey sought by the Bear Vendor of Honeyworld.

Cobalt Enlightenment
This cobalt drink has an eye pattern in it. It is said to provide enlightenment to those who drink it and remain conscious.

*Cobalt Pyramid
Item given to Massau by the Giant-Prophet. Grants him the sight of prophecy and removes him from causaility at any point at which he would be hurt. It reflexively inflicts and removes Vanished on him whenever he (or his gear / buffs, including it) would be in danger, and it gives him preturnatural competence boosts during the points in time where he is in reality. He also gains divine control of all giants in the area.

Code Mirage
This is a deep blue drink with black zeroes and ones running up and down it in lines. It gets the drinker incredibly drunk, but it is said to greatly increase the drinker's programming skill.

Coffin Drops (Consumable, Medicine) Cures Impaired

*Cold Mourning
Sword held by Valthos Daethwyrr, undead member of The Dagger In Shadow.

Coldthunder Rod
Material. Contain both Electrocuting and Freezing properties and are good for weapons

Collapsing Cosmos
Destroys a Hell Cosmos, dealing huge damage for each Hell Star in it.

Colossus-Breaker Cluster-Missile Multicannon
Weapon held by Doctor Catastrophe's Mudra Exoskeleton.

Colossus Fist
One of the many, many weapons to be survived in the Trial for the Invulnerable Raiment.

Combat Fighter's Sword

Combo Breaker
Shannon raises an eyebrow and gives a half-smile. Carl nods and smiles back. "CARL!" "SHANNON!" They mix together a color-inverted version of the last drink. Inverts the buff from Tag Team Combo, nullifies buffs, and negates any momentum, success-wise, that has been had until it was drunk.

Complex Flame-Projector
One of the components for a Clockwork Dragon.

Complex Parts
One of the components for a Clockwork Dragon.

Concoction of Deadly Fire and Lightning
Material. Better version of Molten Oil.

Cord Tangler
A potent beverage (for appliances). Causes confusion.

Core Magma Sword
One of the many, many weapons to be survived in the Trial for the Invulnerable Raiment.

Cosmic Song
Sought by the Shadow Gods of Muulgoth. Phalerin wishes to stop them in obtaining it.

Cottage on Honeyworld
A Class 3 honey-reward from the Bear Vendor of Honeyworld.

Council of Animals
A Druid Magic spell.

Counterfeit Decree from the King of All Bears
Item owned/generated by The King of Bears Is Not Present, Presently. Confuses/action-cancels bears.

Courts of Aether
This is a great misty drink containing a meeting hall of ethereal forces. It was created by grandmaster ethereal magi, and is designed to bypass all defenses.

Craft Spell-Mortar
Spell held by Aidomi Skies-Aflame

Crazy Current
A potent beverage (for appliances). Mind-affecting.

Create Forest
A Druid Magic spell.

Create Mana Ocean
Spell held by Ganfo Donno. Creates a great sea of magic.

Create Walking Trees
Spell held by Veesheere, presumably Druid Magic

Crimson Dynasty
This deep red drink contains fragments of the ancestral memories and powers of a great dynasty that rules on a world of feuding nations. The modern rulers of the nation drink this to commune with their predecessors.

Crocodiles In Your Mind
This drink is yellow, and it contains imaginary crocodiles that still happen to be there. The eye doesn't register their presence, but the brain clearly knows they're moving around in there, providing the images for them that the eye neglected to include.

Crossreality Disruptor
Ability held by Doctor Catastrophe. Presumably grants bonuses upon killing a target.

Crown of the Guul-Zaaphan
Crown accessory sold by the incredibly hard-to-find Elusive Merchant for 1.6 billion Gold.

Crown-Sphere of the Seventh Apocalypse
Item sold by the incredibly hard-to-find Elusive Merchant for 1.5 billion Gold.

Cruise Control
This pale orange drink puts your life on autopilot. It disembodies the drinker, allowing them to enter a domain of pure thought, while the body performs tasks automatically. The autopilot state can last for years or decades, giving the mind plenty of room to think.

Crystal Luck Dice
A high-tier prize in the Disc 21 Casino. Requires 12,000,000 Tokens.

*Crystal Sword of Aventt'Laum
Potent weapon weilded by Lady Arsyra of Thelmiss.

Dan Roy Simon
A fancy talking hat. Presumably Abstract-related.

Dark Butterfly Cluster Assault
Spell held by Isariyo. Causes debuffs and gives actions a chance to fail.

Dark Reckoning
Ranged attack-spell held by Klordos the Unformed.

Dark Resurrection
Resurrects a target.

Dar'Quatan Ruby
Jewel that is the focus of Alex Bannion's lifetime goal.

Deadly Bee Honey
A 'Class 3' (mid-tier) honey sought by the Bear Vendor of Honeyworld.

Deathbringer Autolaser
Weapon held by Doctor Catastrophe.

Death Note
Bardic spell held by Lonzerro, capable of inflicting Instant Death.

Deathorb Cluster
One of the many, many weapons to be survived in the Trial for the Invulnerable Raiment.

Death's Door Arrow
Ammo held by Massau. Can auto-counter resurrections and prevent further attempts.

Deathvenom
One of the many, many hazards to be survived in the Trial for the Invulnerable Raiment.

Debauched Masquerade
This drink is deep purple and has a highly-ornamental masquerade mask in it. It causes its drinkers to shapeshift over time, to be extremely drunk, and to see others dressed in shifting costumes.

*Decanter of the Primal Ocean
An artifact that was held within a spatial dungeon-pocket of the Knot of Trelheis. Current whereabouts following the Knot's destruction are unknown.

*Decisive Victory
Item owned by Maylene Emdendrous. Capable of, among other things, outright destroying magically binding contracts.

Declare You To Be His Long-Lost Son
Spell/ability held by Darklord/Archtyrant Some Drunken Panda. Causes its target to be treated as a summon of the caster (and thus susceptible to desummoning).

Deconstructive Void Blast
May destroy a buff or constant effect.

Deep-Comb Honey
A 'Class 4' (mid-rare) honey sought by the Bear Vendor of Honeyworld.

Deepland Snail Snorples
'Curiously delicious'.

Demonic Wrath Sword
One of the many, many weapons to be survived in the Trial for the Invulnerable Raiment.

Desert Hurricane
This drink starts a sandy orange, but soon the sound of storms is heard, and it turns a deep, wet bluish-black color. Clouds form over it and begin torrentially pouring more alcohol in as you drink it.

Desert Wind
Spell held by Jeremiah Sauldak

Destruction Bolt
Spell held by Veshlikkorrigannikonon

Detective's Brass
Material. Enhances intellect and a detective's powers. It can be used to make clockwork brains and concealable guns.

Detect Patron Deity
Divination spell that does exactly what the name suggests.

Devastation Dice
A high-tier prize in the Disc 21 Casino. Requires 11,000,000 Tokens.

Devilish Obfuscation
Attacks that miss caster and allied devils may be redirected back to the opponents' allies.

Devourer's Horizon
Property sold by the incredibly hard-to-find Elusive Merchant for 2.6 billion Gold.

*Diamond of P'Varr
Valuable jewel given to Marisenne Grenwolste by the BA Member Leo Solomon as a means of apologising for his disproving her claim to the throne of Chanterloom.

Dimension-Pearl Necklace
Accessory owned by Bob the Manly Lion II.

Disanimate Honey
A 'Class 3' (mid-tier) honey sought by the Bear Vendor of Honeyworld.

Disaster Traveler
This drink contains tornadoes, stormy seas, whirlpools, firestorms, lightning rains, tiny sea monsters, sleet storms, and other disasters. It also contains a tiny boat safely sailing between all of them.

Distortion Butterfly Field
Spell/ability held by Isariyo. Severely hampers To-Hit of a target.

Divine Cannon
One of the many, many weapons to be survived in the Trial for the Invulnerable Raiment.

Divine Honey
A 'Class X' (past-legendary-tier) honey sought by the Bear Vendor of Honeyworld.

Divine Lightning Sword
One of the many, many weapons to be survived in the Trial for the Invulnerable Raiment.

Divine Rage Inciter
Grenade used by Doctor Catastrophe in the Knot-fight to no real effect.

Divine Revel
Drink 87 on Carl's version of the Nexus Tavern Challenge list.

Doctor Manatee's Surprising Recovery
Potent spell held by Szarweyerd, that it got in a huge quest that involved sea life. A once-per-quest reflexive resurrection.

Doctor's Touch
Spell held by Doctor Weshum Norrist, presumably Healer Magic

Doom-Glass
A very dangerous material.

Doom-Glass Plaguesmoke Sphere
"Doom-glass spheres containing plague-smoke"
One of the many, many weapons to be survived in the Trial for the Invulnerable Raiment.

Doomsday Device: Cascading Mana Melter
Device created/summonable by Doctor Catastrophe. Inflicts Melted.

Dorgaisilfish Caviar
Absurdly, ridiculously expensive caviar. Bascaradine once offered some for 4,408,775,510,000,000 Gold.

Double Cycle
A potent beverage (for appliances).

Double Magnum
Spell held by Bregnum the Magnum-Handed, presumably Gunslinging

Dracoflame Battlecore
Better version of a Complex Flame-Projector.

Dragon Baron Wine
This drink is made by dragon nobles, who drink it partially to reinforce the fact that they can handle drinks of much greater potency than mere humans.

Dragonkiller Grandaxe
One of the many, many weapons to be survived in the Trial for the Invulnerable Raiment.

Dreamkiller Bow
"A dreamkiller bow that snipes down reality-warping"
One of the many, many weapons to be survived in the Trial for the Invulnerable Raiment.

Dress of the Night Sky
Dress owned by Bob the Manly Lion II.

Dress of the Sea Empress's Mother
Item owned by Maylene Emdendrous.

Drown In Sap
Spell held by Veesheere, presumably Druid Magic

Druaga Rush
Spell/Ability held by Doctor Catastrophe('s Mudra Exoskeleton). Anti-counter assault. Followup to Ravana Spin.

Druidic Bolt
A Druid Magic spell.

Druzzleberry Twists (Consumable, Food) +14,500 MIN, +14,500 SPI, does not stack

*Dryse Cannon
Even-more-ultimate weapon developed by Cetmyl Dryse as an improvement over the original Mana Cannon.

Dual Weapon Blessing: Variable Element
Spell held by Evandara

Dwarf-Smithed Greatblade

Dwarven Fire Rum
It is a hot dwarven rum that burns on the way down. Its alcohol content is very high and is known to knock normal men flat with only a few drinks.

Dwarven Strengthbrew
"Dark and served in a stone mug"
Powerful alcoholic concoction.

Echo
Makes an individual target repeat the last action they used, Direct-style.

Echogold
Exceptionally expensive material.

Economy Brain Gear
Material. Worse version of a Brain Gear.

Egg of Unborn Vastness
A great treasure of the Kingdom of the Flamesong, used to create dimensional bridge-spaces.

Eggsplosion Event
Drink that contains egg.

Elder Honey
A 'Class 3' (mid-tier) honey sought by the Bear Vendor of Honeyworld.

Electric Ninjas from Outer Space
A terrible comic series.

Elemental Fire Napalm
Material. Better version of Molten Oil.

Element Shield
Spell held by Jeremiah Sauldak

Elixir of Boundless Agility
A high-tier prize in the Disc 21 Casino. Requires 30,000,000 Tokens.

Elixir of Boundless Constitution
A high-tier prize in the Disc 21 Casino. Requires 30,000,000 Tokens.

Elixir of Boundless Mind
A high-tier prize in the Disc 21 Casino. Requires 30,000,000 Tokens.

Elixir of Boundless Spirit
A high-tier prize in the Disc 21 Casino. Requires 30,000,000 Tokens.

Elixir of Boundless Strength
A high-tier prize in the Disc 21 Casino. Requires 30,000,000 Tokens.

Elven Sweetwine
It is a sweet wine brewed by elves. It is generally drunk by elves who have been around a few centuries and have grown bored of weaker wines.

Emergency Cleansing
Spell held by Reyna & Turakiel. Auto-preemptively-counters if a debuff would kill a target, and clears debuffs.

Emissary's Dreamwine
Drink 91 on Carl's version of the Nexus Tavern Challenge list.

Empty Beehive- (Item, Antiquity)
A Class 1 honey-reward from the Bear Vendor of Honeyworld.

*Empty Box
A special box given by Ganseed the Collector to their team for the Impossible Knot quest. It would have been capable of fitting the wheel at the centre of the Knot inside and allowed it to be taken out of the spatially-twisted dungeon. Given the wheel seemed to be the literal connected centre of the entire superstructure, this is likely an even more impressive feat than it sounds.

Enchanted Blade of Holy Might

Enchant Weapon: Skyscorcher
Spell held by Aidomi Skies-Aflame

Encore Watch
Capable of causing an entire series of attacks (including start-of-round effects) to repeat themselves. One-time use. Spurious Doctor Geezemun had one of these.

Encounter With Joy
This whitish-yellow drink glows somewhat. It is known to leave its drinkers blind to the world, enraptured by a constant feeling of joy.

*Endless Tome
A Unique or Artifact previously in the possession of Tjormod before his spectacularly unfortunate avalanche of curses hit.

Energy Arrow
Spell held by Estrick the Huntsman, presumably Archery

Enhance Golem
Spell held by Weshium the Golem-Crafter

*Epitath of the Lost
An artifact held by the Arena Member Shekya, Guardian of Remorse. It stands as a memorial to the dead and can call upon the power of those who have been lost to the living.

Erasure Cube Plus
Consumable. Removes effects on the battlespace and entities, as well as summons.

Erasure Megacannon
Powerful, defense-piercing armament of Doctor Catastrophe's ship.

Esharr
Currency of Inatrii, The Only City. One Esharr is 100 Gold.

Essence Eraser Grenade
Item used by Doctor Catastrophe in the Knot-fight. Removes buffs.

Essence Sinkhole
Mana Spark variant. Tend to take things away.

Establish Golem Viewport
Spell held by Weshium the Golem-Crafter

Establish Natural Link
A Druid Magic spell.

Eternal Splendour
Drink 97 on Carl's version of the Nexus Tavern Challenge list.

Ether Master Scotch
Ether Master Scotch is a clear, airy drink that is made by Ethereal Mages. It bypasses immunities, resistances, protections, and acclimations to strong drinks, going straight to whoever drinks it without having to pass through the bodily system at all.

Everlasting Beekeeper's Suit
Gear held by Beekeeping Ryan. Counters attacks by healing its wearer, prevents lower-end Death effects.

Everlink
Spell held by Ganfo Donno. Connects things to things (such as a great sea of magic to a clone).

Everluminous Core-Crystal
Item sold by the incredibly hard-to-find Elusive Merchant for 2 billion Gold.

Ever-Vast Deflective Blade-Screen
”On the second, the size of a small building but quickly expanding, is a rectangular shield of dancing blades that fold in and out of each other.“
An item seen in the Warehouse. A Weapon with high Melee and Ranged bonuses, but higher Defense bonuses.

Excessively Rare Birdseed
A high-tier prize in the Disc 21 Casino. Requires 30,000,000 Tokens.

Expensive Doohicky
Item taken by Josh Powerblayde.

Extendo Gummy-Hands (Consumable, Food) Target gains 'Possessor deals full Damage to the back row' and +5% To Hit as a buff that stacks 2 times

Extraordiberry Bush
Rare bushes that glow blue with miraculous wishlight. Some grow in the Great Garden of Luuth. A single berry is capable of changing a person's life dramatically when consumed.

Factorial Damage Burst
Spell held by Math Crusader Allie.

Fading Call: The Three of Swords Corporation
Vashna's ultimate spell from the Fourth Ascendant boss-battle that caused a party wipe. Calls upon every member of the Three of Swords Corporation to attack all foes.

Faerie Wine
This is a fine wine drank by the fae. It is ethereal and tasty. It easily overpowers most humanoid constitutions.

Fake Pants (Consumable, Food) +250 HP, does not stack

Falcon Gliding In The Dusk
Spell held by Evandara, presumably Sword/Combat Arts

Famous Silver
Material. Expensive and makes its wearer more famous when worn

Fancy Steroids

Fate Sword
One of the many, many weapons to be survived in the Trial for the Invulnerable Raiment.

Faulty Detective
This drink was invented by a depressed detective who eventually quit trying and started guessing. After he got fired from the private eye business, he opened a bar since he spent most of his later years as a detective making new types of booze. It scrambles scanning attempts by people who drink it.

Favor of the Eight Heavens
Buff used by Lady Arsyra of Thelmiss. Grants a small chance of revive on death.

Fertile Friday
Drink that contains egg.

Festival In A Glass
It is a mixed drink with several kinds of alcohol, several fruits, and tiny speakers on the side of the glass that play festival music. Three little umbrellas spin around on top of it.

Final Slash
A massive beam of light that arcs out from a sword swing and cuts the land asunder as it travels. Owned by Lady Arsyra of Thelmiss.

*Final Triumph: Life's Black Sting
The completed, successful result of the blade House Hellstrom sought to make through the judicious theft of swords from various places, including BA Members' rooms. A weapon capable of creating and controlling a new breed of Darkspawn mixed with Umbral essence and principles of Life held within the Lifeblade. These customized Hellstrom-beasts would be just as deadly as their more-common kin, but they would be specially engineered to not be sanity-destroying for their summoners. That would give Hellstrom access to some unusually powerful minon-types without the standard your-sanity-is-gone-and-it-is-eating-you drawbacks that often come with the Forbidden Magic. Sub-applications of the weapon included control of hard-to-manage Umbrals and Undead, land corruption / control, and a mix of dark magic, wizardly magic, and healing power.

Fire Bits
Consumable for those on a fire and/or metal diet.

Firebomb
Spell held by Aidomi Skies-Aflame

Firebomb (Mass)
Spell held by Aidomi Skies-Aflame

First Blossoming
Spell held by Veesheere, presumably Druid Magic

Fish-Filleter
You get served a Fish-Filleter, which is a blue drink with a fish skeleton floating in it
A drink served by Shannon. Given in response to a request for an 'Aquatic Bane' drink.

Fist of the River Spirit
A Druid Magic spell.

Flame Dive
Spell held by Aidomi Skies-Aflame

Flame Rain
Spell held by Aidomi Skies-Aflame

Flame Sultan's Brass
Material. Better than Technologist's Brass.

Foe-Hammering Shutdown Missile
Spell/Ability held by Doctor Catastrophe's ship(?). Can cause targets to shut down.

Force of Endings
One of the many, many weapons to be survived in the Trial for the Invulnerable Raiment.

Forgotten Sunday
This drink was first made by a man who thought it was sometimes better to forget. It is a Mind-based drink, as opposed to traditional Constitution-affecting ones. It wipes the memory of being drunk from its drinker's mind, as well as the last few days' memory, along with throwing the drinker into a day-or-more-long stupor in which new memories can't be acquired. It also sometimes comes back to bite you. When it does come back (and it nearly always does), it comes back to greatly enhance later mind-affecting drinks.

*Franzwald's Fourth Deathmask
Reward offered to Arena Members for killing Lurubell Mausse.

Frosted Sugar Stars (Consumable, Food) +45,000 MP, Target gains the element Magic, stacks 2 times

Fullmetal Interdiction
Spell/ability held by Doctor Catastrophe's ship. Causes attacks to hit the user, rather than the intended target.

*Fulminate Vulcanis
A very hot hammer that remains in the upper limits of what its weilder can handle, found in Magmatic Drill Facility Five. Presumably carries some of the power of Flameforge.

Fulsome Meta-Gigas (Daemon & Golem, Level 600-799)
"A massive construct built from the woven-together universes and universe-clusters controlled by Mausmangarde"

*Gaggerloch
Unusual lance-bow held by Prok Mylsuere, undead member of The Dagger In Shadow.

Gatemaker Florimastrid
Giant flowers that create gates to other places in the Universe when destroyed, depending on their colouration.

Gears of the Legendary Artisan
Material. Better version of Rare Gears.

Gelsunn-Disrupter Rifle
A gun. Presumably extremely effective against certain types of monster...

Gentle Letdown
This drink was made by a goddess who wanted to let a mortal suitor go without hurting him too much. The drink was strong enough that it wiped all knowledge of their sublime passions from his mind, leaving him highly confused and alive only through the goddess's final blessing, but without memory of the lost relationship.

Gerilyle
Melts if exposed to too-hot temperatures.

Ghost Honey
Tastes disconcerting.

Giant Bee Honey
A 'Class 2' (low-mid tier) honey sought by the Bear Vendor of Honeyworld.

Gigaboost
Powerful buff spell. Reyna and Turakiel had one in the Impossible Knot quest.

Gigadestructo Cannon
Weapon held by Doctor Catastrophe's Mudra Exoskeleton.

Giga Heal
Heals a side of battle for a large amount.

Gigas Steel
Gigas Steel is similar to adamantine, but is a step up from it in most respects. It bears the drawback of being extemely heavy and reducing agility.

Glittering Indulgence
Carl makes this drink of ground diamonds, rubies, emeralds, and pearls, as well as alcohol and some special glittering sand. It tastes decadent and chocolately and is the preferred drink of rich women on certain worlds.

Global Aftershock
Drink 82 on Carl's version of the Nexus Tavern Challenge list.

Gloom Over the Hellish Stars
Shields Hell Stars from interference.

Goddess Guillotine
It is a drink of divine punishment. A shining guillotine of divine silver light hangs above it. It has killed a minor goddess before.

Godender Sniper Rifle
Weapon held by Doctor Catastrophe's Mudra Exoskeleton. Can sever the connections to god-granted effects and patron deities.

God-Glutton Tree
A tree from which a brew can be made allowing the imbiber to eat anything and gain power from it.

Godguard
Powerful defensive buff spell. Reyna and Turakiel had one in the Impossible Knot quest.

Godsmack
Anti-Planetary attack, deals huge damage.

Gogholmulthelrix Equation
Item sold by the incredibly hard-to-find Elusive Merchant for 2.6 billion Gold.

Gohsengaarten Worldship
Item sold by the incredibly hard-to-find Elusive Merchant for 2 billion Gold.

Goldenmaster Dice
A prize in the Disc 21 Casino. Requires 450,000 Tokens.

Golem-Slowing Tungsten
Material. Has a stacking slow effect on golems below Level 40

Good Beach Sand

Gopher-Matrix-One
The right-hand wall of the room slams downwards, revealing a glass panel looking out over an enormous machine hooked up to millions upon billions of glowing gophers. A giant mechanical eye with a mechanical hand holding a fancy monocle with a gold chain in front of it extends to, and the, incorporeally, through, the glass panel as the gophers begin synchronized running.
Built by Doctor Gopherpants. Currently located in the Nexus Administrative Bureau HQ.

Grand Honeytree Honey
A 'Class 3' (mid-tier) honey sought by the Bear Vendor of Honeyworld.

Greatblade of Syrinkaryon
Massive, many-miles-high blade embedded deep into Disc 99,500. Its power has considerably altered the disc and its inhabitants to a wondrous fantasy world.

Greater Animating Force
One of the components necessary to make a Clockwork Dragon.

Greater Hand of Fate
More powerful version of Hand of Fate.

Greater Simulcrum
Spell held by Ganfo Donno. Creates a clone of the target (albeit not as strong).

*Great Hunter's Bow
A unique weapon once owned by Reyshek the Hunter before Roy-Vasranagos killstomped him and combo'd the bow with one of the crystal walls barring entry to the inner rings of the Knot of Trelhais. It became the *Ruby Containment-Bow of the Hunter's Endless Thirst.

Great Yellow Kelp-Pod
Plant peculiar to Tikyulmarnimastiross, The Sea of Unknown Treasures. Its juice protects against the Cloud Layer above the sea.

Green Flux Gem
Reward offered to Arena Members for defeating Elias Amarthi.

Green Joyblade

Green Whats (Consumable, Food) Target gains a non-stacking buff that provides +1,000,000 HP, +30,000 STR, -50,000 MIN, -70% Reslience, 50% Magic Resistance, 200% Acid Weakness and Possessor cannot damage Ice element Animals

Greiphel's Working
Enchantment sold by the incredibly hard-to-find Elusive Merchant for 876 million Gold. Requires Adept Enchanter.

*Gressingham's Configuration
An artifact. Presently held by the BA Member Leo Solomon.

Growth
Spell held by Veesheere, presumably Druid Magic

*Guliarus Violin: Gold Upon the Horizon
One of Simon Guliarus' masterwork violins. Linked to Light, Hope and Dawn as concepts.

Guilty Seven
A town on one distant world once wanted to find the thief who was sneaking into their booze stores. The town hired several brewers to create an irresistable drink that was then kept under careful observation. Not just one person broke into the store it was kept in to drink it; seven did. The number was kept at merely seven because that was all the drink there was; the rest of the town, drawn by the alcohol's siren song, was hot on their heels. The experiment was a failure in catching the criminal, but it was a roaring success in creating a new type of booze that became in high demand.

Gummy Horseshoes (Consumable, Food) +5,000 Defense, 30% Water Resistance, stacks 2 times

Gun of Terribletime
"A gun that shoots horrific futures"
One of the many, many weapons to be survived in the Trial for the Invulnerable Raiment.

Half-Cracked
Drink that contains egg.

Haunted Sprinkles (Consumable, Food) Target gains +200 SPI and -200 MIN as a debuff that stacks 4 times

Hawk Sword

Hawthorne Dryad Whiskey
It's tasty! It's poisonous! It is brewed by dryads with a subtle hatred of humanity who serve it to woodsmen who drink the pleasantly-offered drink and then never wake up.

Heart of the Desert Sun
Spell held by Jeremiah Sauldak

Heart of Dark Retribution
Gear held by Rascherro. Increases retaliatory damage dealt to those who harm weilder.

Heart of the Gray Master
An item of some power that can be used in a ritual to grant powers of security against theft.

Heaven And Hell
Drink 93 on Carl's version of the Nexus Tavern Challenge list.

*Heaven Puzzle Box
Puzzle box presently trapping the Celestial Lord inside. Owed by Selereth Helios, who is presumably working on unlocking it.

Heaven's Finest
This is blue-white drink served by angels in one world's heaven. It is known to be so good that some people live virtuous lives just to try it. It is also too strong for living mortals.

Heavy Fire
Spell held by Bregnum the Magnum-Handed, presumably Gunslinging

Hell Star of Bound Penitance
"The sky above becomes filled with black chains the grind back and forth."

Hell Star of Dark Fate
Drops opponent's side's luck and fortune while raising your side's.

Hell Star of Dark Protection
Forces battle to remain at the same round as the Hell Star's creation.

Hell Star of Devilish Rebirth
May resurrect allies as Devils upon death.

Hell Star of Devilish Supremacy
Grants huge bonuses to devils.

Hell Star of Distorted Space

Hell Star of Dying Time
Forces battle to remain at the same round as the Hell Star's creation.

Hell Star of Voidfire
"Dark fires begin burning out in the distance"

Hero's Arrival
Buff used by Lady Arsyra of Thelmiss. Bonus to speed at the start of battle and a chance of ambushing stuff

Hibernation Honey
A 'Class 4' (mid-rare) honey sought by the Bear Vendor of Honeyworld.

High-Containment-Threshold Gellymere
Material. Can contain large amounts of ambient mana. With the right modifiactions it can contain a lot of other things. Some gunsmiths can use it to make guns that use spatial magic to hold extra Ammo items or to contain lots of extra MP

High Holy Bell
Consumable.
"The bell, when rung, calms and stabilizes the ambient mana in an area. It also wards away most creatures already roaming within an area. It functions on beings of any Level below 60, though it occasionally has some effect in areas of up to Level 80."

History of Man
This drink is a clear blue and has thousands of images of histories of humanity on different worlds flashing on it. As it is drunk, it takes its drinker through the history of both mankind and of the boozes made by mankind. It is millions of drinks in one.

Holographic World-Splitter Blade
Spell/Ability held by Doctor Catastrophe's ship(?). Can cut HP totals in half.

Holy Ward
Spell held by Jeremiah Sauldak, presumably Divine/Holy Magic

*Honeyworld- (Item, Property)
A Class X honey-reward from the Bear Vendor of Honeyworld.

Hope-Bludgeoning Club
One of the many, many weapons to be survived in the Trial for the Invulnerable Raiment.

*Horn of Vasandranel
One of the pieces of equipment the Celestial Lord's team were to be granted before discovery it wouldn't work on Sunthrone.

Horrible Bee Bellows
What's this? Opponents stopping my allies from acting? A large influx of BEES ought to put a stop to that! Owned by Beekeeping Ryan. Summons BEES.

Hour of Bezzatt
Enchantment sold by the incredibly hard-to-find Elusive Merchant for 456 million Gold. Requires Adept Enchanter.

Huntsman's Grace
Spell held by Estrick the Huntsman

Hurricane Arrow
Ammo held by Massau. Mass-hit Air ammo.

Hyper Probability Boost
Spell held by Math Crusader Allie. Hugely amps both Critical chance and damage dealt on criticals.

*Icesmiter
Blade of Lord Koleman of Hasstria.

Icy Crawfish
"deep blue with lots of ice"
Acts as a libido reducer, freezing certain intimate parts of the anatomy. Effects last for two weeks.

Idea-Eating Dagger
One of the many, many weapons to be survived in the Trial for the Invulnerable Raiment.

*Idol of Infinite Rage
An item that showed up in the Triple Item Dating Service Warehouse category. Claims to double its user's Base STR, among other things, but isn't being entirely honest. May make STR a considerably more-prominent stat for its user, too.

Illuminati Ring
Item owned by Irrian. Can project defensive images.

Illustrious Blossom
Weapon held by Doctor Catastrophe.

Imbue Sword: Justice
Buff. Among other things, protects from attacks from allies and prevents possessor from harming allies.

Impact Cannon
Spell held by Bregnum the Magnum-Handed, presumably Gunslinging

Impervious Coating
Consumable. Prevents buff-removal.

Improved Fireproof Tubing
One of the components for a Clockwork Dragon. A common drop from clockwork monsters.

Industrial Archmagi's Brain Gear
Material. Better version of a Brain Gear.

Infinite Alchemist's Crucible
A high-tier prize in the Disc 21 Casino. Requires 40,000,000 Tokens.

Insurmountable Trial
Drink 98 on Carl's version of the Nexus Tavern Challenge list.

Inverse Cosmos Deathmirror Shielding
Spell/Ability held by Doctor Catastrophe's ship(?). Powerful defensive buff.

Invisible Shadow Cocktail
Silas gets an Invisible Shadow Cocktail. Shanon whips together a drink made of alcohol and magic shadows, then she pours invisibility oil in it.
A drink served by Shannon. Given in response to a request for a drink 'to help be stealthy'.

*Invulnerable Raiment
An artifact that was held within a spatial dungeon-pocket of the Knot of Trelheis. Current whereabouts following the Knot's destruction are unknown.

Iris of Irand Calvaxas
Whether location or item, it is presently closed. The priesthood of Phalerin seek to reopen it.

Ironcoral
Metallic aquatic material.

Is Bliss
This drink, if drunk by someone who doesn't know what's in it, becomes made of things that aren't its real ingredients. It is absolutely delicious. If it is drunk by someone who scans it or knows what it is in it, it remains made of its real ingredients. It is utterly horrible in those cases.

Ivory Working
Enchantment sold by the incredibly hard-to-find Elusive Merchant for 2 billion Gold. Requires Level 60 and Expert Enchanter to cast.

Jester's Giggle
This is a solidly face-paint-white drink that laughs as you reach for it. It typically makes its drinkers begin shivering and laughing uncontrollably.

Jewel Slime Key
Come in six colours.

Jotun King's Hammer
One of the many, many weapons to be survived in the Trial for the Invulnerable Raiment.

Judgment of the Minitries of Heaven
Owned by Lady Arsyra of Thelmiss. Opens a door to her world's heaven and calls upon its ministers, Can only be cast once per thread, Can only break into the Underworld of Seven Beasts once period while Drahalk is the Lord of the Dead

Julius Cascade Verse
There was once a mage named Julius. He turned himself into a song of revelry and decadence to avoid death. Each instance of this drink is a verse in his now-eternal life. The mage can never die so long as the drink keeps being made.

Kali Massacre
Spell held by Doctor Catastrophe('s Mudra Exoskeleton/Robot Doubles). Third followup to Ravana Spin and Druaga Rush.

Knot Crystal
A specially-treated crystal that, when when used with an Arena Member's ability to 'combo', allowed access to the inner rings of the Knot of Trelhais (and also acted as an excellent material component in and of itself). After Zaga Yazrath's initial insertion of a piece into the Knot, the spatially-twisted dungeon began to produce limited quantities of it itself.

Kooky Blue Forest Illusion
Spell held by Veesheere, presumably Druid/Illusion Magic

Kostranomm
Kostranomm is extremely good defensively and is excessively Fire Resistant. It is very hard to forge thanks to these properties, but it is generally worth it for the heat-resistant armors and shields it can produce

Kurreyx-Beetle-Toxin
One of the many, many hazards to be survived in the Trial for the Invulnerable Raiment.

*Lachmeneisher
Hammer owned by Zaga Yazrath, used to destroy the Disaster Seeker.

Lamplight Flower
Possibly-unique flower that grows atop Mount Hruu.

Last Resort Pistol
Item held by Professor Lemarr. Presumably much more powerful when its weilder is near death.

Legendary Honey
A 'Class 7' (legendary-tier) honey sought by the Bear Vendor of Honeyworld.

Lemon Umm...
A knockoff-brand of the new drink Lemon Yum!

Lemon Yum!
A new beverage hitting the streets of Disc 14.

Leviathan Door
A leviathan pops out and consumes those who try to open it. A certain writer in Massau's world had one in his house. Another appeared in Knot.

Lich-Brass
Excellent material for making dramatic pipe organs.

Life-Eater Ray
Armament held by Doctor Catastrophe's ship.

Light-Leaf Tree
Makes a particular key bloom.

Light Blessing
Buff. Makes possessor count as Light element to some things, and when in a Zone of Light.

Lightning Wings
Item available from Bascaradine.

Lingering Message
This drink is meant to stay with the drinker. It lingers, keeping one drunk for months or years.

Liquid Addiction
This silvery-clear drink is known for being incredibly addictive and making its drinkers crave another glass. On some worlds it is sold en-masse by corporations, but the residents of most worlds can't handle such tactics, since most addicts with normal constitutions drink themselves to death rather quickly.

Liquid Flame
Consumable for those on a fire and/or metal diet.

Living Brass
Material. Better than Technologist's Brass.

Lohm Sbakhmar Beef

*Lost Sword of Heramarr the Valiant
Weapon sought by the priesthood of Sereyn.

Lucky Rollers
A prize in the Disc 21 Casino. Requires 10,000 Tokens.

Luminous Globe
Dome-shaped blast of light. Owned by Lady Arsyra of Thelmiss.

Lurretine
Material. Has magical properties and can induce weird and rare effects in some items it is crafted into; details are vague.

Luumaairic Thread
Item sold by the incredibly hard-to-find Elusive Merchant for 5.5 billion Gold. Grasps two planets in nearby galaxies, pulls them together, smashing them into one another, creating a tempest of broken mana patterns and that merge the spirits of the worlds' inhabitants into planetary-tier spirit-amalgam beings.

Lyrtexiorte Helix
Item sold by the incredibly hard-to-find Elusive Merchant for 1.7 billion Gold. Combines magic with the nature of positive intent on a global scale, altering the way in which triumphs are accomplished in a self-reinforcing pattern.

Mage-Dissolver
A potent drink that dissolves magic!

Mage King's Sun
Property sold by the incredibly hard-to-find Elusive Merchant for 1.8 billion Gold.

Mage Overlord's Wine
Drink 84 on Carl's version of the Nexus Tavern Challenge list.

Magma Cola
Consumable for those on a fire and/or metal diet.

Magma Record
Holds information once present in areas of Flameforge.

*Magus Bell
A special bell given by Zaga Yazrath to her team for the Impossible Knot quest. Ringing it three times before breaking the Wheel at its centre aligned its energies to Zaga, allowing her to capture them and use as she wished.

Mama Simon Taylor Limited Cook Pro Mix-Tastic
Engrish-tastic and somewhat-suspect-target of a likewise-Engrish-filled advertising campaign.

Man-Killer
Spell held by Bregnum the Magnum-Handed, presumably Gunslinging

*Manifold Element-Deletion Hypermultiversal Omnilance Cannon
Ultimate weapon built by Iepterro and Cetmyl Dryse to take down Harkala Gillingman

*Map of Brilliant Stars
A special map given to the team supporting the Bright Crusade. Shining its light on the Wheel in the centre of the Knot of Trelhais would have altered the universe such that the New Dark Empire was cornered, and worlds ripe for the picking fell into the Crusade's hands.

Map of Ten Million Worlds
Item owned by Maylene Emdendrous.

*Map of Winding Spaces
A special map given to the team supporting Zaga Yazrath. It provided a partial map of the Knot of Trelhais and allowed its holders to know if they were being sent back on themselves.

Marshmallow Angel Puffies (Consumable, Food) +4,500 SPI, +45,000 MP, Target gains the subtype Angel, stacks 2 times

Mask of a Possessing Spirit
Mask that presumably held the spirit of an assassin or ninja that possessed Jalchiyr Isariyo. Removed by Nole.

Mask of the Ancient Kensei
One of many masks in a corridor of the Knot of Trelheis, each of which holding a spirit looking to possess a suitable body. This one possessed Nole. Destroyed during the course of Knot.

Mass Heal
Spell given to Alrick, presumably lost in Sunthrone.

Mass Lesser Mindwarp
A Psychic Arts spell that damages and confuses multiple enemies. 145,000 gold at Bascardine.

Mass-Produced Honey
A 'Class 1' (low-tier) honey sought by the Bear Vendor of Honeyworld.

Mass Restore
Spell given to Alrick, presumably lost in Sunthrone.

Mass Resummon
Spell held by Sage-Cataloger Deshari. Can resummon large numbers of entities that were previously summoned but killed/unsummoned.

Mass Tonic
Spell held by Doctor Weshum Norrist, presumably Healer Magic

Mastermind's Brain Gear
Material. Better version of a Brain Gear.

Master's Gear Collection
Material. Better version of Rare Gears.

*Master Mausley's Administration Assisting Robot Clone
Device created by Master Mausley. Files paperwork with extreme speed. This administrative boost gives people additional chances to shake effects thanks to speedy bureaucratic processing (and also gives him extra support actions on future rounds). (May be a Summoned Entity)

*Master Mausley's Ghost Propelling Spirit-Rocket
Device created by Master Mausley. Prevents resurrection-denial due to corpse-destruction.

*Master Mausley's Golem-Empowering Pipe Organ
Device created by Master Mausley. Does exactly as it suggests.

*Master Mausley's Hyperrealistic Mannequin Body-Double
Device created by Master Mausley. Takes hits so Mausley doesn't have to.

*Master Mausley's Invisible Mystery Suitcase
Device created by Master Mausley. Hard-to-detect container for things, such as warded escape-pockets.

*Master Mausley's Nanite-Dispersing Battle-Vacuum
Device created by Master Mausley. Desummons/destroys nanite-based summons.

*Master Mausley's Robot-Dissassembling Circus Fleas
Device created by Master Mausley. Mass-destroys target Robots.

Master Mausley's Secret Self-Empowering Dietary Supplements
Created by Master Mausley. Allows shrugging of negative status effects (including Majors).

Master Mausley's Sense-Defying Instant Paint
Paint created by Master Mausley to hide his technomagical relay stations.

*Master Mausley's Time-Encapsulating Hourglass
Device created by Master Mausley. Re-grants actions lost on death to allies who are resurrected. Can also undo resurrection-prevention. Can also grab lost and cancelled actions and re-bank them.

*Master Mausley's Walking Clock
Time-dilating device created by Master Mausley (or gained from Knot). Prevented him from taking too long in the various challenge-rooms he found within.

*Master Mausley's Warded Escape-Pocket
Device created by Master Mausley. Allows escape within it as a reaction to an effect that would have killed its owner.

Mathemagical Equations
Spell/ability held by Math Crusader Allie. Greatly amps a target's To Hit and damage dealt on hitting.

Mathemagical Mixup Reference Link
A beverage that makes the imbiber lose all grasp on maths and numeracy. Also makes them hilariously drunk.

Ma Tonnskey's Three-Honey Tarts
Also include fruit jams, flaky crust, and just the right amount of baking.

*Maylene Emdendrous's Tide Key
Item owned by Maylene Emdendrous.

Medical Heal
Spell held by Doctor Weshum Norrist, presumably Healer Magic

Medical Restore
Spell held by Doctor Weshum Norrist, presumably Healer Magic

Meld With Terrain
A Druid Magic spell.

Megabomb Boxing Gloves
An item that showed up in the Triple Item Dating Service Warehouse category. Deals large amounts of Flat Damage.

Memetic Mind-Programmer
Item held by Doctor Catastrophe.

Mental Bolstering
A Psychic Arts spell that boosts allies' minds. 120,000 gold at Bascardine.

Mermaid's Secret
It's a thick, blue drink. What's the secret? It stays in the glass underwater. Merfolk devised this drink as a way to get wasted without the alcohol just going out into the sea.

Metal Krunch
Consumable for those on a fire and/or metal diet.

Metallic Pumpernickel
Material. Gives massive bonuses against people who somehow got their subtype changed to Food; clockworks made of it can sometimes count as Food

Metaspell Boost
Potent buff-spell held by Orlurekt.

Metasteel
Futuristic metal. Mr. Future was made of this.

Militant Cransuberrix
Item sold by the incredibly hard-to-find Elusive Merchant for 1.4 billion Gold.

Miracle Elixer
Powerful consumable used by Reyna and Turakiel in Knot. Capable of curing Plague, among other things.

Miracle Shoes
A high-tier prize in the Disc 21 Casino. Requires 30,000,000 Tokens.

Mirage Jewel
Relic previously held by the Queen of Eriyar before being taken by the Fourth Ascendants. A potent item that greatly amplifies powers of illusion.

Mirror of Lorse
Item sold by the incredibly hard-to-find Elusive Merchant for 3 billion Gold. Creates a parallel dimension containing an alternate version of the world it is used on, generally with a full compliment of unique beings and locations. Can be re-used under certain circumstances, or by powerful enough Magewrights.

Missile Bros Tank, Extra Beam-Laser Time Variant (War Machine & Machine, Level 38)
Like a boss. 40,000,000 Gold from Bob's World of Tanks!

Mister Dude Bar (Consumable, Food) +250 STR, +250 CON, 25% Light Resistance, stacks 4 times

Mister Durgramm's Frothy Best
A strong but flavourful beer.

Molorran Ingot

Molten Metal Bar
Consumable for those on a fire and/or metal diet.

Molten Oil
Material. Component for making a Clockwork Dragon.

Monkey Wrench
A potent beverage (for appliances).

Moon-Annihilating Wave Bomb
Weapon/spell used by Doctor Catastrophe in the Knot-fight. Destroys zones and terrain.

Moon Oasis Flower
An ingredient that can make Purillic Elixir.

Mortaltini
Drink 88 on Carl's version of the Nexus Tavern Challenge list.

Mountainkiller Shot
Powerful spell held by Anastalyiva. Summons an enormous bullet of energy.

Mountain-Maimer Combo
Multi-hit attack with huge power.

Mudra Exoskeleton
Powerful armour held by Doctor Catastrophe. Comes with a number of add-on abilities. (May be an Entity)

Mushroom Dusting
Spell held by Veesheere, presumably Druid Magic

Mushwine Shroom
"Several purple mushrooms, many with orange spots, grow from it. Some of the mushrooms have wine bottles under them that mushroom juices are slowly dripping into."

Mutable Selfcore http://gad.tfsnewworld.com/forum/viewto ... 2&start=10
On sale from a shop in the Maze Level of the Grand Mall of Worlds. Used in player combos. Listed price 2 billion.

Nacho Choco Cups (Consumable, Food) +300 STR.

Nameless Number Seven
This drink was made by a mysterious man working for a government agency. He never named it, but it was his seventh experimental drink. It is whispered of in legends by those seeking strong booze.

Nano-Deconstructor
Dangerous item that deconstructs things.

Nasty Fisting
Spell(?) held by the innuendo-driven Michael 'The Hawk' Sobigg.

National Tragedy
A man with a great amount of ingenuity decided to solve his world's problems by turning them into beer. He metaphysically lasso'd the concept of the next tragedy to befall his home nation and turned it into a drink. Though it took hundreds of drinkers until one strong enough to take it was found, once the drink was drunk, the tragedy disappeared from the future. The world got both better and boozier after that point.

Needle Wind
A Druid Magic spell.

Nexus Tavern Special
99th and final drink of the Nexus Tavern Challenge.

Noncorroded Estraline
Material. Extremely hard to destroy with the Acid element

No Sweat
This drink was created by a stressed athelete who always freaked out when it came time for the big game. It was such a problem for him that he invented a drink that calmed his nerves. While some sports federations ban it, the drink is accepted in many magic-permitting sports arenas in Nexus. The drink, which is clear and in a tall glass, causes its drinker to feel no nervous tension and to stop sweating. It also is made in a special manner that prevents sweat from entering the drink; any sweat that would is magically displaced.

Ocean Of Breath And Sleep
It is a drink with the vastness of a small ocean contained in a glass. It is made of refreshing, invigorating breath and restful, drifting sleep. It is cloudy, blue, and has a great wideness that expands beyond the confines of its glass when it is looked at.

Ogre Moonshine
It's moonshine made by an ogre. It can drive men blind. It can drive men mad. A single cup can kill a man from alcohol poisoning.

Old Man's War Silicon
Material. Changes what elements count as base when brought into battle, making War base and several others non-base.

Oil Cola
Consumable for those on a fire and/or metal diet.

Oil for the Night
A potent beverage (for appliances).

Oil of Polished War
Material. Component for making a Clockwork Dragon.

Oozzyxx-Primm
Buff. Increases defense against MIN damage and deals counterattacks against Psychic attacks.

Orihandrilite Cube
Can teleport the holder to distant parts of the universe if activated correctly.

Ornamental Enchantment-Cutter

Oven Buster
A potent beverage (for appliances).

Owl Rings (Consumable, Food) Target gains a buff that stacks 3 times and provides +2,100 MIN and 'Possessor's Level counts as 1 higher for stat-scanning purposes as an effect that doesn't bypass 'Immune to below Level X' effects, to a max of 99'

Painting of the Cosmic Jellyfish
Unique used in a puzzle in Castle Snowdeath.

Painting of the Hundred-Armed Destroyer
Unique used in a puzzle in Castle Snowdeath.

Pastor Cadmere's Guilty Conscience
Pastor Cadmere was a preacher who worshipped a deity who disapproved of alcohol. Though he was a hardline preacher, he had an alcohol problem. He eventually decided to make a drink so strong that it scared him off of drinking again. He then began serving the drink to parishioners who had similar problems, though he never revealed the drink's origin to any of them.

Pattern Dispersal-Scatterer
Item owned by Maylene Emdendrous.

Pharoah's Honey
A 'Class 3' (mid-tier) honey sought by the Bear Vendor of Honeyworld.

Pillar of Trixilmast
Owned by Lady Arsyra of Thelmiss. Throws a metal cylinder into the ground, it expands, rockets upwards, and becomes a flying tower-shaped battle fortress armed with holy technology

Pine Tree Disruptor
A ray gun that does exactly as it says.

Pinpoint Apocalypse Cannon
Weapon used by Doctor Catastrophe in the Knot-fight.

Pinpoint-Thunderfury Integrated Defense Grid
Gear held by Rascherro. Presumably amps counter-attacks whilst increasing defense.

Plain Combat Dice
A prize in the Disc 21 Casino. Requires 100 Tokens.

Planetary Luck God's Dice
A prize in the Disc 21 Casino. Requires 2,500,000 Tokens.

Planetbuster Missile
One of the many, many weapons to be survived in the Trial for the Invulnerable Raiment.

Planet-Killer Megalaser Sphere
Weapon held by Doctor Catastrophe.

Pluricite
A metal that can clone itself. It is notably good both offensively and defensively. With the proper forging techniques applied, items made of pluricite can allow their wielders to act more often through the use of temporary metal clone-bodies.

Pocket Voidcrash Bomb
Item used by Doctor Catastrophe in the Knot-fight.

Polefrost Aurora Lance
Weapon favoured by Crimettya.

Polar Jotunbrew
Drink 89 on Carl's version of the Nexus Tavern Challenge list.

Pork Special Magic Ward
Offered by Louis Pork to Arena Members to do his magic-class homework for a full semester.

Posh Gambling Dress
A prize in the Disc 21 Casino. Requires 1,000 Tokens.

Posh Gambling Suit
A prize in the Disc 21 Casino. Requires 1,000 Tokens.

Potent Tonic
Spell held by Doctor Weshum Norrist, presumably Healer Magic

Prayer for the Intercession of Savvatmarl
Grants Savvatmarl an action.

Preserve Corpse
Spell held by Jeremiah Sauldak, presumably Divine/Holy Magic/Necromancy

*Primal Bloodthirst
Sword held by Alistair VanSuthengarde, undead member of The Dagger In Shadow.

Projection Device
Component for making a Clockwork Dragon.

Providence (2) http://gad.tfsnewworld.com/forum/viewto ... 2&start=10
Concept on sale from a shop in the Maze Level of the Grand Mall of Worlds. Listed price 3 billion.

Provocative Sleepysteel
Material. Forces opponents to target people / things with it as gear, causes its wielder to fall asleep, inflicts sleep with high odds, heals while asleep, and sometimes does other things

Prythektrian Core
Unstable power source that tends to overload and detonate robots it is placed in.

Psychadelic Prominance
Drink 85 on Carl's version of the Nexus Tavern Challenge list.

Purification Blade
Buff used by Lady Arsyra of Thelmiss. Bonus damage against most undead and similar-subtypes.

Pyremaker Omegalaser
Armament held by Doctor Catastrophe's ship. Destroys the corpse of its targets that die to it.

Quaathic Pattern http://gad.tfsnewworld.com/forum/viewto ... 2&start=10
On sale from a shop in the Maze Level of the Grand Mall of Worlds. Makes elder horrors. Listed price 3 billion.

Quailseed
Items desired by the Priesthood of Phalerin, hidden on the Mountain of Beasts.

Radiant Fist V
Powerful spell held by Reyna and Turakiel.

Rage-Hero's Gauntlets
Gear held by Rascherro. Increases retaliatory damage dealt to those who harm weilder.

Ragnarok Cannon
One of the many, many weapons to be survived in the Trial for the Invulnerable Raiment.

Rainbow Curtain
Powerful defensive buff spell. Reyna and Turakiel had one in the Impossible Knot quest.

Rare Gears
Material. Possible component of a Clockwork Dragon. Common drop from clockwork monsters, and easily buyable.

Rare Honey
A 'Class 2' (low-mid tier) honey sought by the Bear Vendor of Honeyworld.

Ravana Spin
Spell/Ability held by Doctor Catastrophe('s Mudra Exoskeleton). Auto-fires all equipped weapons.

Rayzah Bar (Consumable, Food)
The secret filling is razors. -2,000 CON, inflicts Wounded: Bleeding.

Reality Ban
Spell held by Ganfo Donno. Removes target from the local dimension, kicking them out of space and into the aether.

Reality-Cessation Beam
Weapon held by Doctor Catastrophe's Mudra Exoskeleton.

Reality-Destroying Extendable Buzzsaw Arm
Weapon used by Doctor Catastrophe in the Knot-fight.

Reality-Rewriting Quill
One of a set of reality-rewriting quills owned by a certain writer whose house contained a Leviathan Door. Massau used one as an arrow.

Reality Standardizing Crystalline Superbomb
Anti-Chaos weapon held by Doctor Catastrophe. Effective against Abstracts.

Really Big Eidolon Magnet Reference Link
Does exactly what it says. Given it was placed alongside the Disaster Seeker on 'An option that is terrible for you, but interesting', it may actually be as potent as the blade in question, only with a summon-focus.

Reaper Glass
Death-aspected material.

*Reconfiguration Box
A special box given by the Enigma Men to their team for the Impossible Knot quest. Using it on the Wheel in the centre of the Knot of Trelhais would have reconfigured all of the portals in Nexus, instead making the One City the centre of portal-based dimensional travel.

Recurrant Strawberry Zip
A drink. Boosts turn-order and can mask flavours of subsequently-consumed goods.

Recursion Orb
Capable of replenishing fallen allies/summons/spawned entities.

Redeath Hammer
Weapon held by Doctor Catastrophe's Mudra Exoskeleton.

Red Elegy
"A dark red drink that sparkles when held up to light in a champagne flute. The red elegy results in a somwhat disembodied experience that is sentimental and powerful, as tales of your greatest battles and the foes you have faced swim in your head."
A lightly alcoholic beverage.

Red Yum
Consumable for those on a fire and/or metal diet.

Reflect Plus
Powerful defensive buff spell. Reyna and Turakiel had one in the Impossible Knot quest.

Refrigerated Coolant Special
A potent beverage (for appliances).

Relaxed Gibbon
It contains fruit and has a piece of banana floating in it. It's a tropical drink, but also one with a bite that prompts drinkers to make rash decisions while staying fairly chill.

Remnant of Muselgreister-To-Be
Item sold by the incredibly hard-to-find Elusive Merchant for 4 billion Gold. Essence of a powerful evil being from the future.

Repeating Cure
Spell held by Jeremiah Sauldak, presumably Healer Magic

Restore Nature
A Druid Magic spell.

Resurgent Lambaasian Firebomb
A drink. Often made in the Fire section of the Nexus Tavern.

Resurgent Life
Powerful buff spell. Reyna and Turakiel had one in the Impossible Knot quest.

Retaliatory Aether-Twisting Space Scream
Spell(?) held by Rascherro. Can counter summoning actions and mass-desummon.

Retconjure
Spell (or ability) held by Mr. Quimby. Summons an entity to arrive a round or more earlier into the battle.

Retrodirection
Spell (or ability) held by Mr. Quimby. Provides a Direct on a previous round.

Rideable Meteor
Get to where you need to go, fast!

Rift-Eel with Bosaatian Pepper

Righteous Ginsell Metal
Material. Clockworks it is made out of are hard to possess and can often see invisible things, and it's good for making weapons for divine-magic-wielding ninjas

Roast Greatbeast
Opulent dish found in an excessively fancy banquet hall in the Knot of Trelhais.

Rochenmunn Chocolates

Rock Hard Ale and Roast Goak Shank
The signature dish of Rocky Town Bar.

*Rod of Lord Bannamas the Just, Ruler of Tarethia
Unique granted to Alrick by the forces of the Celestial City. Grants AOE pet/summon buffs, prevents Charm on summons/pets, removes status effects sometimes, counts as commander abilities when equipped, some other things that can help in corner-case situations. Lost in Sunthrone.

Rod of Mystic Stasis
”A rod of purple stone streaked with gold. It crackles with a slow, amber-ish yellow lightning.”
An item seen in the Warehouse that inflicts various instances of Petrified.

Rolling Portal-Door Gem
Gemstones that contain doors to spatially-linked areas. Found in the Knot of Trelhais.

Roving Enchantment
Mana Spark variant. Tend to put effects on things.

Ruby Inkpen
Reward offered to Arena Members for winning the Tournament of the Seven Crowns so that Princess Anderlene does not have to marry one of the competitors from her world.

Rune of Fullemort
Buff. Increases fire damage dealt.

Rune of Ossulares
Buff. Increases defense, blurs form.

Rune of Rakkhandas
Buff. Increases defense.

Sage Honey
A 'Class 1' (low-tier) honey sought by the Bear Vendor of Honeyworld.

Salvatanoss
Drink 96 on Carl's version of the Nexus Tavern Challenge list.

Scripture Blade
Sword weilded by the angel Arzephquel.

Sea-Rewinding Gear Set
Set of gears created by Foom'Al'Frafoom according to blueprints from the Great Clockwork Labyrinth, owned by Bonnelaus of Agredoom and used to rewind the Creeping Sea.

Searing Wind
Spell held by Aidomi Skies-Aflame

Seeing Eye Cocktail
"A middle-of-the-road blue that is neither too dark nor too bright. Small eyes open and shut in it, vanishing while shut"
Cocktail that enhances divination and fortune-telling abilities.

Selerethic Guard Blade

Serrated Blueedge

Seven Ages
This drink is filled with images of drifting clocks and is made of distilled time. It drags the drinker through seven ages of drunken stupor if it fully hits.

Seven-Deaths Supercannon
Weapon held by Doctor Catastrophe.

Seven-Promise Diamond
Item noticed in the Hall of Ingerhekt, God of Items. Presumably incredibly rare and valuable.

Severence (3) http://gad.tfsnewworld.com/forum/viewto ... 2&start=10
Concept on sale from a shop in the Maze Level of the Grand Mall of Worlds. Listed price 1.3 billion.

Sgt. Grigsby's Barricade Wine
This wine was developed by a man named Sergeant Grigsby who ran a fortress that guarded a rift to several demonic planes of existence. The sergeant developed a wine so strong that, when it was flung down the roaring maws of the massive demons that emerged from the rift, they would collapse drunkenly back into it. No one at the fortress but the Sergeant himself was ever able to down a glass of the stuff.

Shield of the Kingdoms
A defensive buff used by Lady Arsyra of Thelmissthat resists various things well, including undead and things of a similar theme.

Shining Red Honey
A 'Class 4' (mid-rare) honey sought by the Bear Vendor of Honeyworld.

Shmmakak Steel
Can hold status-effect properties well.

Sign of the Magi
Potent buff-spell held by Szarweyerd.

Silent Testament
This is a gray drink that is made in complete silence. While it is in a room, people cannot speak or fight. They can only silently reflect on their lives.

*Silver Cord of Tabok'Okembe
Owned by the Council of Elder Guardians. A silver cord of moon-magic capable of binding suns and stars and lessening their power.

Silverdeep Beer
This is another type of dwarven beer. The dwarves of the Silverdeep Mountains are known for making better (and also stronger) beer than many dwarves, and only the warriors of the clan tend to drink it.

Sixteenth Inning
This drink is served in a giant beer-hat. There are massive containers the size of two barrels stacked on top of each other on each side of the head. It is sold at sports stadiums under the promise that it will last the whole game, even if it lasts sixteen innings.

Six Texts of the Bone Lords
Recently-discovered books, the secrets of which are being sold to the highest bidder in a certain world, opposed by the priesthood of Phalerin.

Skull Keyring
Item held by Jaspar Iritai.

Skyscorch
Spell held by Aidomi Skies-Aflame

Slap On The Ass
It is a drink developed by a boisterous group of frat boys. It creates a smacking sensation on the ass of the drinker. It was designed with the intent of stirring up feelings of lust, but the lack of brewing knowledge going into it caused it to just as often turn its drinker berserk. It has been responsible for more than a few frat-boy maulings.

Slow Bomb
Weapon designed by Nefarious Doctor Terrorpin. Makes everyone REALLY slow but causes them to age at a standard rate, meaning that it'll take them a lifetime to do a standard day's activities.

Slug-Dicing Blade

Slumbering Titan
Drink 86 on Carl's version of the Nexus Tavern Challenge list.

Smile, You're an Arena Member
Friends dissolved by a reality-eating barroom? Curses got you down? Favourite planet getting overtaken by a plague of war-kittens? Don't worry, you're an immortal badass who can bounce back from anything. Now in drink form!

Smog Masquerade
Spell or ability held by Mr. Quimby. Conjures smoke-doubles of a number of targets.

*Solar Cournicopia of Remiel Helios
Artifact. Can provide food and shelter for the starving residents of several million worlds with inhospitable suns.

Solar Resistance I
Spell held by Jeremiah Sauldak
Solar Resistance I- Gives target 30% Light Resistance, 30% Fire Resistance, +400 Defense, and allows target to live unprotected on a normal sun for 3 rounds, is treated like a Healer Magic spell, lasts 180 rounds, stacks 5 times, Fire & Light, 800 MP

Solar Song
Spell held by Reyna and Turakiel. Creates an orangish star symbol which begins raining fire and light on the opposition.

Sonic Slashing
Spell held by Evandara, presumably Sword/Combat Arts

Soul-Burner Laser
One of the many, many weapons to be survived in the Trial for the Invulnerable Raiment.

Soul-Stoked Infernal Furnace
”A green-metal oven with flame designs all over it that emits tormented screams every so often and radiates an eerie light.”
An item seen in the Warehouse. Gets more powerful the more individuals die in the same battle as its possessor.

Sour Ballz (Consumable, Food) +500 SPI, does not stack

*Source Diagram
Device built by Doc allowing one to control Sources without any manner of direct Guardian heritage. Last seen in the hands of Dryse before her death.

Southern Stranger
This is a strong liquor with quite a kick. It has cactus juice and hot sauce blended in.

Space-Arranging World-Cascade Reality-Arranging Travel Core
System held by Doctor Catastrophe's ship(?). Can redirect attacks.

Space-Collapse Missile
Armament held by Doctor Catastrophe's ship. Collapses battlespaces.

Space-Distortion Wave Cannon
Gear held by Doctor Catastrophe's ship(?). Powerful weapon.

Spiced Orgave Nectar Blend
This is an orange drink with a stirring straw in it. It is made from the rare orgave nectar, which grows from a large, flowering desert cactus, and it is blended with many spices and several types of alcohol.

*Spike of Nathrules
A special tool given by the heads of the Rebel Dark Forces to their team for the Impossible Knot quest. It would have been capable of destroying the wheel at the centre of the Knot and sending its power to the organisation's leaders.

Spirit-Stones of Valneyor
Items sought by the priesthood of Phalerin to prevent the Three Realms of Dar'Yavvoy, Ar-Sulteth, and Val'Gerrym from falling into decay.

Spirit-Trapping Sphere
One of the many, many weapons to be survived in the Trial for the Invulnerable Raiment.

Splendid Surgery
Spell held by Doctor Weshum Norrist, presumably Healer Magic

*Splendid Teacup
A special teacup given to the team supporting Bill the Purple Marmoset. Using it on the Wheel in the centre of the Knot of Trelhais would have brewed the perfect cup of tea with a mixture of the best flavours from everywhere.

Squeaky Wheel
A potent beverage (for appliances).

Stabilize
Spell held by Ganfo Donno. Prevents disintegration of a target.

Staff of the Gorgon Queens
Item owned by Maylene Emdendrous.

Staff of Time and Tides
Item owned by Maylene Emdendrous.

Star Conjurer's Gloves
Item owned by Maylene Emdendrous.

Starlight Honey
A 'Class 3' (mid-tier) honey sought by the Bear Vendor of Honeyworld.

Steel Moose's Toenail
Material. Makes bizarrely good weapons for its level. Notably said weapons often boost Defense.

Steel Sword

Stephen's Amazing's (Consumable, Food) +1,000,000 HP, +100,000 CON, does not stack

Striped Bee Honey
A 'Class 3' (mid-tier) honey sought by the Bear Vendor of Honeyworld.

Submariner's Fortune
"A deep blue, but luminously clear, beverage in a tall glass with a phantom golden submarine moving around in it. The submariner's fortune tastes delicious, though odd, and gives you a sense of confidence and a lust for travelling the sea."
A rather potent alcoholic beverage.

Sudden Command
Spell/ability held by Doctor Catastrophe. A pre-emptive counter-Direct.

Sugary Honey
A 'Class 1' (low-tier) honey sought by the Bear Vendor of Honeyworld.

Sultry Dancer
This is a golden drink in a tall glass that swirls around. A female silhouette dances around it as it swirls in a crimson color.

Summon Erasing Void-Spray Cannon
Armament held by Doctor Catastrophe's ship. Desummons things.

Summon Great Moose
A Druid Magic spell.

Sunfire Sword
One of the many, many weapons to be survived in the Trial for the Invulnerable Raiment.

Sunmetal Chalice
Item obtained by Mreau in Sunthrone.

Sun, Moon, And Stars
This shimmering blue-black drink has a small sun and moon that take turns rising from and setting in its waters. Several small stars shine above it.

Supreme Fury Infusion
Gear held by Rascherro. Increases retaliatory damage dealt to those who harm weilder.

Supremely Gigadeadly Knife of Hyperenchanted Overkill
"A knife with a thousand and one layered enchantments on it that drips with Desert Bee venom"
One of the many, many weapons to be survived in the Trial for the Invulnerable Raiment.

Sussrentine
A green material that's good for making whips and enhancing its wearer's mobility. It tends to move around and adjust itself during the process of making objects with it and tends to make things ill-fitting or the wrong shape if not carefully monitored and controlled during the forging process.

Suture
Spell held by Doctor Weshum Norrist, presumably Healer Magic

Sweet Breathies (Consumable, Food) Target regenerates 50,000 MP at the start of each round as a buff that stacks 3 times

Sweet Honey
A 'Class 1' (low-tier) honey sought by the Bear Vendor of Honeyworld.

Sword of Kings
Located somewhere in the Endless Desert. Traveling to the Desert from the Nexus Portal prevents individuals from ever being able to obtain it.

Synchronicity

Tag Team Combo
"SHANNON!" "CARL!" Shannon and Carl begin simultanesouly working on this drink. The duo sets down the two drinks, each having done half the work on each of them, in front of the contestants simultaneously.

Talestone
Item peculiar to the world in which Vobel Borr is established. The town had one; presumably other settlements do too.

Talisman of Apep
Potent insta-save talisman that breaks on activation. Massau had one and used it to cancel a divine meteoric strike.

Talwar of Just Execution

Tapestry of the Black Wind
Unique used in a puzzle in Castle Snowdeath.

Tapestry of the Blood Armor
Unique used in a puzzle in Castle Snowdeath.

Tapestry of the Crimson Core
Unique used in a puzzle in Castle Snowdeath.

Tapestry of the Illusory Tiara
Unique used in a puzzle in Castle Snowdeath.

Tapestry of the Invisible Sword
Unique used in a puzzle in Castle Snowdeath.

Tapestry of the Shining Star
Unique used in a puzzle in Castle Snowdeath.

Tapestry of the Talking Skull
Unique used in a puzzle in Castle Snowdeath.

Tapestry of the Void Axe
Unique used in a puzzle in Castle Snowdeath.

Tapestry of the Wings of Night
Unique used in a puzzle in Castle Snowdeath.

Technologist's Brass
Material. Possible component of a Clockwork Dragon.

Techylmann Twist
This drink was invented by Techylmann himself. He was not only the pioneer of elemental research, a master inventor, and a grandmaster scientist many times over, but he was also known to be the somewhat-debauched life of the party. This isn't one of his stronger drinks, but it certainly has a delirious kick to it.

Tei-Dephelnos Engine 4
A member of Bascaradine's mercenary loadout during the Princess of Suns Incident. Powerful reality-warping device that changes what creatures are spawned in an area and won't effect that which already spawned. Set to summon air-swimming sheep-fish hybrids as a default, but notably erratic.

Tei-Dephelnos Engine 5
A member of Bascaradine's mercenary loadout during the Princess of Suns Incident. Powerful reality-warping device that can change the terrain and weather, generally creates lightly forested areas, rainy areas, low hills, more rain over large bodies of water.

Tei-Dephelnos Engine 7
A member of Bascaradine's mercenary loadout during the Princess of Suns Incident. Powerful reality-warping device that ups the damage that anything does and makes more ridiculous tactics and moves more likely to work.

Telwhat'Veyr'Khleys, Sphere of the Wishes of Gods
"It is capable of greatly increasing nearby ambient mana and can be used by divine entities to receive a semi-customized power boost. Notably, it is only particularly useful for entities towards the lower end of the divine spectrum. It is nearly impossible for mortals below Level 60 to make any use of it at all aside from selling it. If it is dormantly generating high-level monsters without some deity or other controlling force directing such, it can be remotely deactivated over a course of roughly 8-10 years, during which, if the process is properly handled and nothing aggros any of the spawned monsters, the monsters it has already created will slowly despawn."
A five-mile-diameter sphere, previously located in the heart of the Moon of Yesleintyr. Desired by the robotic semideific entity LORD_OF_ALL_KEEPERS, who wished to take over the planet the moon orbited. Taken by the Sun Queen Selereth Helios in order to thwart the Lord's plans and protect the world below.

Temporal Interdiction
Spell held by Ganfo Donno. Essentially pauses time for all but the caster.

Tendrils of All-Burning Fire
Spell(?) held by Rascherro. Provides a defensive bonus, presumably deals damage if the caster is attacked

*Tenebrous Saxaphone of Lord Westerly Smythemore
Gear held by Rascherro. Can appear from its weilder's shadow to prep an attack.

Ten Jewels of Shansabarr

Ten-Moon Blade
One of the many, many weapons to be survived in the Trial for the Invulnerable Raiment.

Tenth Wonder
Drink 83 on Carl's version of the Nexus Tavern Challenge list.

*The Architect's Tools
Tools left in Flameforge by the Architect of Nexus. Capable of creating new discs and even entire new versions of the greater city itself.

The Cosmic Compass
One of the six God-Killing Tools held by Sul-Erryk, The Gate Keeper, one of the heralds of Andaramalius, The Supreme Creator. Located in the Mirrored Realms.

The Cloak of Master Detective
The cloak of Master Detective, a superhero.

The Cloak of Solitude
One of the six God-Killing Tools held by Vhelethis, The Lone Hero, one of the heralds of Andaramalius, The Supreme Creator. Located in the Sky Ruins of Lost Dezyrr.

*The Ebon Book
The Joymerchants' most coveted item, around which the organisation was founded.

The Failbus
"A large bus with a stop-sign-shaped sign on its front with the word 'FAIL' on it"
A level-40-tier trap used by Craze Master Nemmard to inconvenience Ave.

The God-Eating Blade
One of the six God-Killing Tools held by Kozzerik, The Six-Headed Devil, one of the heralds of Andaramalius, The Supreme Creator. Located in the Pit of Demons.

The Gravitonicus
A member of Bascaradine's mercenary loadout in the Princess of Suns Incident. A large ship with gravity powers.

The Impossible Jewel of Lord Airiaster
Presumably nigh-impossible to destroy gemstone shattered by Jessie Calthion, autopiloted by Bascaradine whist holding the 'Heaven Puncher' Absolute Holy Blessing.

The Mighty Seven-Heaven Special
The strongest non-offensive drink Carl presently has in his bartending arsenal. It's a delicious, strong drink that hits hard.

The Nasty Nautilus
A ship. Someone has posted a job request in the Nexus Inn for it to be blown up.

The Orb of Supreme Evil
The Orb is a relic of power that can alter spawn tables on a wide scale and claim dominions in the name of evil. It has some other powers. It's part of a set of alignment-based orbs created by ancient kings and scattered over the world. There's various individuals on the Homeworld after the orb. Some are looking to use it for their own power, others are looking to destroy it.

*The Palmcorder from the Celestial City
Unique granted to Alrick by the forces of the Celestial City. Lost in Sunthrone.

The Seven Silver Dice
Relics sought by the priesthood of Lady Luck.

*The Sphere of Corpses
Corpse-sphere created by Archmissionary Ezikiel Black. Presently located on Kirshisara.

*The Swarm Virus
Dangerous virus created by, or under the control of, the Isenrod Corporation.

The Time Train
"Next to the station is a distinctly odd train. It is made of gold with silver wheels, and its engine car's front is shaped like the head of a cow wearing a fancy, flower-adorned bonnet that possesses two watch-faces for eyes. The train is 15 cars long and its caboose has a small observation platform sitting on its back; a telescope with a quartz lens is positioned on this platform."
A reasonably potent time train used to navigate the Pathways of Time. Becomes animate upon entering the time stream. Moos.

The Undeniable Chime
One of the six God-Killing Tools held by Akmanokt, The Colossus Mind, one of the heralds of Andaramalius, The Supreme Creator. Located in the Labyrinth of Beats.

The Untouchable Flame
One of the six God-Killing Tools held by Ceriakrtra, The Blinding Presence, one of the heralds of Andaramalius, The Supreme Creator. Located in the Sea of the World's End.

The War Ablaze
Spell held by Aidomi Skies-Aflame

Thing Cube
Mana Spark variant. Tend to produce objects or entities.

*Thorne
Rapier owned by Lord Archenfrel of Glorian.

Thought-Dissolver
Weapon held by Doctor Catastrophe.

Thousandfold Honey
A 'Class 6' (very rare) honey sought by the Bear Vendor of Honeyworld.

Thousandpaths Arrow
Ammo held by Massau. Shoots into the battlefield repeatedly from countless different directions, presumably drastically lowering Dodge or massively amping To-Hit.

Thousand Whipping Vines
Spell held by Veesheere, presumably Druid Magic
Thousand Whipping Vines- 2,410 Damage, is treated like a Druid Magic spell, 15 hits divided among 15, Earth, 4,800 MP

Thousand Worlds
Drink 95 on Carl's version of the Nexus Tavern Challenge list.

Thunderbird-Feather Hat
Accessory owned by Bob the Manly Lion II.

Time Destroyer
Weapon held by Doctor Catastrophe's Mudra Exoskeleton.

Tiny Cupcake Minion
Pet created by the Evil Baker.

Tiny Solar Cupcake Minion
Pet created by combining a Tiny Cupcake Minion with the ability 'Sun Eater's Gift'.

Tipsy Gaia
Drink 92 on Carl's version of the Nexus Tavern Challenge list.

Tomb Of Reason
This drink is as gray black as a grave. It eats light and thought. It is the death of all reason and thought in its drinkers.

*Tome of Secrets Whispered
An important book. Taken to the Library of Lindel'Dyarr by Remalius.

Tome of the Crystal Keeper
A unique book that is extremely difficult to upgrade.

Totem of the Rage Priest
Item stolen from the goblin city of Sul'Guggrek by Alex Bannion.

Traitor-Hating Iron
Material. Has huge bonuses against former side-members and some bonuses against people who are / have been charmed

Treds-o-Matik Tank-Thousand (War Machine & Machine, Level 19)
You want speed in your tank? You got speed in your tank. 5,000,000 Gold from Bob's World of Tanks!

Triple Vision
This clear-but-bubbly drink is known for giving its drinkers triple-vision, whether by making them really drunk, or, failing that, by mutating their bodies to have two extra sets of eyes.

Triumphant Jerry
There once was a man named Bob who bragged that his friend Jerry was great at everything he tried. A man named Larry asked Bob if Jerry ever made alcoholic drinks. Bob said no. Larry, being a bartender, bet Bob that Jerry couldn't create a hit drink that would become more widely known than anything Larry had made. Jerry walked up to Larry's alcohol cabinet and mixed together a drink. Billions of bartenders across thousands of worlds suddenly learned Jerry's new recipe and it became an instant interdimensional hit. Boom. Triumphant Jerry.

Tropical Tango
It's a mixed fruit drink with a surprisingly high alcohol content. It is multicolored and served in a wide glass on a stem.

Troubling News
This drink was invented by a pessimistic man who liked to be forewarned of disappointments, but also liked to get drunk because he got depressed otherwise. This deep-black drink served in a coffee-shot-glass uses minor divination magic to determine the most likely piece of bad news to hit the drinker and whispers it to them as they drink.

Tumble n' Rumble
A potent beverage (for appliances). Keeps effects going.

Turkey Meteor
An item sold by the turkey proprietor of the turkey shop by the turkey statue in Disc 111,113 for 80,000,000 gold. What it might be is unclear.

Twilight Candle
This is a black-blue drink with a single, short candle floating atop it. It is said to dispel the darkness that haunts the night while the candle yet burns and, if the drink is consumed just after the candle burns out, for an hour past that.

Twisted Cosmixup Reference Link
One of Rex Cosmix's specialities. Tends to make the imbiber lose track of directions. May also boost their luck.

Twoman
The second form of Oneman. Ganfo Donno has/had one.

Tyrant Bee Mead
It is a sweet mead made from the nectar of the deadly Tyrant Bee. It is very strong and sometimes called almost as lethal as the insect itself.

Ultra Tanky-Tank of Tankness 3,000 (War Machine & Machine, Level 35)
It is so tank. On sale at Bob's World of Tanks for only 60,000,000 Gold! MAX PRICE DEAL!

Umexilon Crystal
Useful in the repair of certain kinds of portal arches.

Unerring Course
Spell held by Estrick the Huntsman, presumably Archery

Universe-Drop Honey
A 'Class X' (past-legendary-tier) honey sought by the Bear Vendor of Honeyworld.

Ursarius Honey
A 'Class 4' (mid-rare) honey sought by the Bear Vendor of Honeyworld.

Valhalla Sirocco
This drink is a storm of war. Thousands of spirit warriors march across it as a storm of incarnate battle plays. Minituare Valkyries stream across the drinks, calling their phantom warriors to battle.

Vampiric Redrain
Buff. Makes attacks deal drain.

Vanilla Snowland Whiskey
This is a thick, white whisky. It is very cool and refreshing-tasting. It is drunk by the northern people of a certain world, and it helps insulate them from the cold despite the chill it brings to the body when initially drunk. Most southlanders are shocked by the potency of the drink.

Vel'Vekkion's Hunting Light
Spell held by Estrick the Huntsman, presumably Archery

Vessel of Torment
Soul-prison/torture chamber owned by Drahalk, Lord of the Dead.

Void Door
Can remove an entity from battle, likely inflicting Vanished or Gone.

Void-Energy Deathchoke
Spell/ability held by Darklord/Archtyrant Some Drunken Panda. A preemptive counter that can cancel actions.

Void Horizon
Drink 90 on Carl's version of the Nexus Tavern Challenge list.

Void Pronouncement
Makes a target invincible so long as the caster is alive and the target takes no action.

Vorqualine
An addictive drug.

Vorylfeaster
Evil, cursed atrocity-blade previously in the possession of Darren Moltaris.

*Waraxe of Heavenly Flame
Potent weapon weilded by Lady Arsyra of Thelmiss.

Warmech Annlutius
A mech built by the now-defunct Sephrys Corp. Desired by Bascaradine. Level 60, inactive.

Warpspeed Ram
Spell/ability held by Doctor Catastrophe's ship. For when absurd amounts of gun just won't cut it.

War Without Porpoise
This drink contains a war between animals! Gibbons with guns! Belugas with bombs! Llamas with lasers! Their essences run about, fighting in and on the drink. The drink does not contain a single porpoise, though. Those all managed to move to a neutral country. Abstracts tend to like this drink.

War Without Purpose
This is a dark, smoky drink. Tiny men run across it, firing guns. Little explosions occur in and on the drink. Every once in a while, a little bomb drops onto it from a heard-but-not-seen plane or a tank drives across it. It carries the sorrow and weight of purposeless war.

Watching Paisley
A very unnerving thing to have rain on you, even if you've been brainwash-conditioned. Probably an Antiquity. Possibly. Maybe.

Waterbell Gold
Material. Can be used to make items that enhance a clockwork's healing output, give in magic, give it water affinity, enhance its connection to some deities, and increase the chance of it gaining a generally good-aligned soul

*Wheel of Trelhais
A wheel that once stood in the centre of the Knot of Trelhais. Around this wheel, space turned. Within this wheel lay the power to reorganize the connections between many of the universe's dimensions. Destroyed by a group of Arena Members in a last-ditch attempt to prevent it from falling into the hands of Doctor Catastrophe, who somehow got involved with the entire messy affair. Zaga Yazrath took hold of the energies thus released and used them to create her own empowered champions and provide access to Greater Fateweavings.

Whimsical Hunny
A 'Class 6' (very rare) honey sought by the Bear Vendor of Honeyworld.

White Curtain
Spell given to Alrick, presumably lost in Sunthrone.

Whole-Year-Round
"Cycles illusory images of the four main seasons above itself and changes drink flavors as it does so"
A drink. Amps seasonal power.

Wilderness-Action Bug-Unsummoning Spray (Mega-Edition)
Item owned by Professor Lemarr. Specially formulated to mass-unsummon insects.

Windlike Step
Spell held by Evandara.

Winds of the World
A large wind AOE usable by Lady Arsyra of Thelmiss.

Wine-River Serpent Saskamari

Wish For The Road
There once was a man who had four wishes from a genie. His last wish was for a 'really strong drink.' He got it.

Wishsand
Famous export of the Dao Kingdom of Az'Domar.

*Wizard's Opal
A magical jewel. Presently held by Poryathema the Archivist.

Woodland Restoration
Spell held by Evandara, presumably Druid Magic

World-Dancer Shoes
Item owned by Maylene Emdendrous.

World Merchant's Bag
Item owned by Maylene Emdendrous.

World Rewinder's Hat
Item owned by Maylene Emdendrous.

*World's Grave
"A massive sword, rippling with red and black power and covered in slithering, apocalyptic designs"
Former weapon of an Endbringer, now owned by Markheim Erdelger.

Wreck Your Day
Spell (or ability) held by Rascherro, capable of undoing carefully-prepared tactics. If it hits.

Yaitaathian Starfleet
Item sold by the incredibly hard-to-find Elusive Merchant for 1.7 billion Gold.

Yesterday, Today, And Tomorrow
This is a temporally active drink that mimics the drink that was drunk before it, is a strong drink itself, and mimics the drink afterwards.

Yolk's On You
Drink that contains egg.

Zebra Chews (Consumable, Food) Target gains a non-stacking buff that provides +18,000 STR, +14,000 CON, +18,000 SPI, +20% Dodge and Possessor may count as being in an additional Zone of Light and an additional Zone of Darkness (but must choose to count as both if choosing to count as such)


No-Longer-Exisiting Items

Energy Chosen Bow- (Weapon Aspect- Energy Chosen Regalia, Bow, Energy & Universe, X Gold) +1,980 Ranged Attack, +1,900 AGI, Wielder ignores the Energy Resistance and Immunity of individuals below Level 8, 32% inflicts Overload, +9% To Hit, +10% Critical, 118% To Hit, 20% Critical



Fictional Items

The Fist of Iron
A fanfic-writer's weird interpretation of The Sunhand when in post-iron-core-strike mode. Given how fictional accounts can spawn real things, it might exist out there, someday.

[Modrageball]

Unstatted Abilities-

'Come At Me Bro'-itis

Acid Leg
Mad Scientist ability.

Adaptive Warship Hyperplating
Ability held by Doctor Catastrophe's ship(?). Potent defensive power that gains resistances to things (subtypes, elements and specific attacks) that hit it.

Adaptive Weapon Systems
Ability held by Doctor Catastrophe's ship. Can lower the effectiveness of attack-fouling debuffs as time goes on.

Addicted to Dragon Blood

Addicted to Failure

Addicted to Moon Honey

Addicted to Nurul Dust

Aggressively Offensive Halitosis

Airplane-Hating Swordfish Stance
Ability held by Master Mausley. Greatly boosts To Hit and damage against airborne foes.

Alchemist of Honeys- (Passive Ability, Alchemist)
A Class 6 honey-reward from the Bear Vendor of Honeyworld.

Alcohol-Based Bro-Combat
Alchemist ability.

All-Night Mechanic Stance
Ability held by Doctor Catastrophe. Allows repairing of downed shields/effects.

Already Made 99 More Of Each Of His Weapons
Ability held by Doctor Catastrophe. Deals a 99-repeat-assault of a prior action taken.

A Nasty Cough
A curse.

Angelic Merged Existence
Ability held by Reyna & Turakiel. Grants a bonus action on some rounds.

Annihilation Ray Defense Batteries
Ability held by Doctor Catastrophe's ship. Counterattack-offense.

Annihilator Ray
Ability held by Modifiable Catastrophe-Bots.

Anti-Assault Countermeasures
Ability held by Doctor Catastrophe's ship. Counter-summons entities and deploys defenses.

Anywhere-Aiming Calibration
Ability held by Doctor Catastrophe. Mitigates Dodge bonuses.

Arcane Balance
Wizardability.

Assault-Repeating Secondary Guns
Ability held by Doctor Catastrophe's ship. Repeats prior attacks and effects from the round.

Asymptotic Projectile Trap
Ability/device held by Math Crusader Allie. Causes attacks to get tangled in a state of getting infinitely closer to the user, but never actually hitting.

Automatic-Fire Mechanisms
Ability held by Doctor Catastrophe's Mudra Exoskeleton. Multi-acts automatically.

Automatic Self-Upgraded Weaponry
Ability held by Doctor Catastrophe. Makes weapons more powerful and can turn them into different, more potent weapons with time.

Auto-Shield
Ability (defensive-type) held by Reyna and Turakiel.

Barber
Architect ability.

Basic Azure Magic Attunement Reference Link
The Basic class of a theoretical, as-yet-unrealised school of magic focused around Ice. It would have blizzards/weather control, icicle bolts, blades of magic rime, ice armor/shields/walls, slowing effects that would scale up to time stop, the ability to freeze people's status to keep it from changing, and an overarching theme of stasis/preservation mixed with isolation, but tempered with elegance and beauty.

Basic Crimson Magic Attunement Reference Link
The Basic class of a theoretical, as-yet-unrealised school of magic focused around Fire. It would involve explosions, the ability to animate and control fires, divination through flame, candles-as-life instant death, fire-that-heals/cauterizes, colorless ghostflame that ignores resistances, rain of fire, wall of fire, fireballs, and so on. It'd be mono-element, but distinct from elemental magic in that it'd be channeling your own power and the power of flame rather than calling on external elementals.

Basic Dysarchic Principle Attunement Reference Link
The Basic class of a theoretical, as-yet-unrealised school of magic focused around an as-yet-unknown principle.

Basic Golden Magic Attunement Reference Link
The Basic class of a theoretical, as-yet-unrealised school of magic focused around an as-yet-unknown principle.

Basic Lurid Magic Attunement Reference Link
The Basic class of a theoretical, as-yet-unrealised school of magic focused around an as-yet-unknown principle.

Basic Pollution Magic Attunement Reference Link
The Basic class of a theoretical, as-yet-unrealised school of magic focused around an as-yet-unknown principle.

Battleboat Cannons Open Fire
Ability held by Daring Captain Battleboat. Triggers the Battleboat Barrage to its full, absurdly-damaging extent.

Battle Howl
Monk ability.

Bear Constellation-Body- (Stance Ability, Beastmaster)
A Class X honey-reward from the Bear Vendor of Honeyworld.

Bear General- (Passive Ability, Beastmaster)
A Class 6 honey-reward from the Bear Vendor of Honeyworld.

Bearlord- (Passive Ability, Beastmaster))
A Class 5 honey-reward from the Bear Vendor of Honeyworld.

Bear Mauling- (Technique Ability, Combatant)
A Class 3 honey-reward from the Bear Vendor of Honeyworld.

Bedside Manner
Healer ability.

Bisection Cleave
Ravager ability.

Bladed Body
Constant Effect. Deals Physical element damage and Wounded when attacked

Bleeds Adorable Kittens
A Wondergroomer ability, with a prerequisite in Count of Blood.

Body that Causes Poisons to Linger Inside for Long Periods

Bold
Bonus to Physical and Fire Damage dealt, Bonus to STR and AGI, Bonus to Crit Percentage, Confuion: Fear Immunity

Bones Replaced With Brittle Glass

Bookmark
Reality Coder ability.

Breather of Bear-Smoke- (Passive Ability, Beastmaster)
A Class 5 honey-reward from the Bear Vendor of Honeyworld.

Built An Automatic Training Machine That Taught Him The Styles Of The Master Martial Artists Of Ten Thousand Worlds
Ability held by Doctor Catastrophe. Grants access to many Monk Stances.

Burning Battleslap
Elementalist ability.

Buzzard-Grabbing Tongue
A Herpetologist ability.

Buzzsaw Blade
A Swordsman ability.

Can It!
A Chef ability. Has upgrades in the Item Canner tree.

Can't See Dwarves

Can't Stop Eels

Can't Use the Element Fire

Can't Wear Armor

Case-Breaker
Gunner ability.

Cash Money Combat
Dread Banker ability.

Carp Controller
An Anarchomancer ability, with a synergy with Fisherman and Seakeeper.

Catastrophe Drive Autocannon
Ability held by Modifiable Catastrophe-Bots.

Cat's Blessing
Blessing ability.

Cat Battler
Mixes Fist Weapon (with a claw focus) and Pelt armor (nonbase, technically covers scales too), with an agility/ninja-moves sub-focus.

Certain Death Equations
Ability held by Doctor Catastrophe. Prevents resurrections.

Chandelarmus's Wings
Priest ability.

Charismatic Warleader Stance
Ability held by Master Mausley. Actions taken by the affected possessor spur their allies to take actions immediately.

Chin Smash
Monk ability.

Comboattack: Heaven's Justice
Ability gained by Reyna & Turakiel while weilding the Blade of the Just. 99-hit-against-1 assault.

Command Guard
Auto-activating ability that cancels the first notable action heading towards allies per round. Held by Rhazek-Thar.

Command Order
Auto-activating ability that directs allies when attacked, once per round. Held by Rhazek-Thar.

Conspiracy Control
(Enigma Man?) Ability held by Irrian. Provides a measure of control warping over battle. Allows use of certain allies' bodies to perform actions.

Constant Spin
Dancer ability.

Contracts Writ From Hellish Light
Ability held by Savvatmarl, the Ascendant. Creates Hell Stars, which can be used to create a Hell Cosmos, which can act as a portable afterlife and instantly-resurrect worshippers of the thing's creator.

Could Start Drowning In Acid At Any Time

Crab Cracker
A Slayer ability.

Crippling Paranoia

Crowd Pleaser
Bard ability.

Cunning Arch-Roboticist's Eye
Ability held by Doctor Catastrophe. Greatly buffs and upgrades Robot summons.

Cunning Armament Design
Ability held by Doctor Catastrophe's ship(?). Allows declaration of an immunity to a (weapon?) subtype.

Curse Magnet

Curse of Bad Beef

Curse of Compulsive Treasure-Donation

Curse of Masochistic Compulsions

Curse of Melting Weapons

Curse of Muttered Lies

Curse of Poor Vision

Curse of Soul-Freezing Cold

Curse of Sudden Nihilism

Curse of the Bone Overlord

Curse of the Wooden Eardrum

Deadeye Stance
Ability held by Doctor Catastrophe. Hugely amps Gun attacks.

Deadly Mandibles
Vermin Lord ability.

Deaf to All But the Fish
Walker from Beyond ability.

Death-Granting Archer's Offensive Fury Stance
Ability held by Massau. Allows autocriticals.

Death-Prone

Deceptive Precision
Ability held by Massau. Can prevent counters that would cause ranged attacks to miss.

Deep Wyrm
Mixes Mountain King and Dragon Lord, but it has a moderate amount of defensive focus on top of the offense.

Definitively A Preying Mantis
A Spy ability.

Deft Blademaster Stance
Ability held by the Ascendant Jinzan.

Designed His Weapons to Avoid Catastrophic Backfire
Ability held by Doctor Catastrophe. Prevents (or mitigates to some extent) backlash damage and reflected damage.

Design Tracer
Mixes Ward with forcefully sticking element effects into opponents, no strong weapon focus, though.

Destined Followthrough
Ability held by the Ascendant Jinzan. Activates a sword's Activated Sword Ability.

Destiny Retribution
Ability held by the Ascendant Jinzan.

Detachable Lovely Observation-Drone Eyes (Roboticist)
It can deploy large, robotic eyes that cling to substances like a weird mecha-ooze and feed camera footage back to it. They also exude passive charm auras that prevent aggression against them.

Destroyer's Fist
Ability(?) held by Gholu-Rashok, the Skull-Faced Lion. Does pretty much exactly what you'd expect.

Deviously Well-Groomed
Diplomat ability.

Diabolical Scheming Masterplan
Ability held by Doctor Catastrophe. Allows delaying of actions through enemy actions.

Digital Wind Stance
Ability held by Doctor Catastrophe. Turns user into a Coded Being and massively amps Dodge.

Dismemberment Howl
Ability used by the demon Mhotu-Umott. Does exactly as it says.

Distracting Bear Dance
Ability held by The King Of Bears Is Not Present, Presently. Lowers opponents' dodge.

Doomsday Void Saw
Ability held by Modifiable Catastrophe-Bots.

Drastic Throw
Warrior ability.

Dream-Devourer

Dynamically Upgraded
Ability held by Doctor Catastrophe. Can upgrade weapons to counter specific threats and adds 'Dynamically Upgraded' to their name.

Earthrage Destroyer
Mixes Mountain King, Ravager, and Blazing Sultan and is good for throwing yourself at opponents in an overwhelming offense.

Easily Dissolves

Eater of Flesh
Pactmaker ability.

Eerie
A Doombringer ability.

Effect Howl
Beastmaster ability.

Elemental Overfury
(Conjuror?) Ability held by Rascherro. Transforms possessor into a massive Elemental when activated. Can combine with Rage Boiling Over. Typically doesn't last long unless combined with Endless Rage.

Emergency Doomsday Device Activation
Ability held by Doctor Catastrophe. Counter-activates a Doomsday Device.

Emergency System Purge
Ability held by Doctor Catastrophe's ship(?). Clears all debuffs and negative effects, but also all buffs present on the user.

Endless Rage
Ability held by Rascherro. Prevents the bonuses from Rage Boiling Over/Elemental Overfury from dropping and leaving its possessor in a more vulnerable state.

Engage Emergency Defensive Countermeasures
Ability held by Doctor Catastrophe's ship(?). Reallocates actions to offense if defense drops.

Engage Liminal Minddrive Systems
Ability held by Doctor Catastrophe's ship(?). Allows its turn-order to be based off its pilot's MIN.

Engages Death Satillite Moons To Make Planetfall
Ability held by Doctor Catastrophe. Followup to deploying a death-satellite, removing and destroying it as a followup attack.

Engage The Chronomantic Manipulator
Ability held by Doctor Catastrophe. Causes an action-chain to repeat at the start of every round.

Engaging Thoughtspace Displacer Engine Cores
Ability held by Doctor Catastrophe's ship(?). Amps dodge by causing the ship to blink to and from the domain of thought.

Equation-Repeating Mantra
Ability held by Math Crusader Allie. Causes an outcome that has taken place to always take place (such as dodging a specific attack).

Era Walker
Temporal Primarch ability.

Eternal Benediction
Grants a side of battle high regen and negative-effect-shrugging.

Eternal Vengeance
Ability held by the Ascendant Jinzan. Grants bonuses against targets that killed the possessor.

Everywhere-Yet-Nowhere Stance
Ability held by Doctor Catastrophe. Hugely amps Dodge and To Hit.

Exploding Eyeball Curse

Exquisite Leaping
Beastmaster ability.

Extratemporal Emergency-Defense Chorono-Web
Ability held by Doctor Catastrophe's ship(?). Defensive Time-based ability that indefinitely delays an incoming attack.

Extremely Attracted To Leopards

Eyes of Worshipful Sight
Allows the possessor to see the patron deities of people.

Face-Stealer
Master of Monsters ability.

Fast Quaffing
Ablity held by Rascherro. Allows him to drink three potions in rapid succession.

Festive Abstract Traits

Flesh-Augmentation
Biomancer ability.

Foe-Swatting Titan-Hand
Ability held by Doctor Catastrophe's ship(?). Counter-effect to prevent melee-range actions.

Followed by the Ally-Slaying Swords Helmurinn and Gulgennin

Force Monk
Combines Auras, Fist Weapons, Unarmed Technique and Force Magic.

Forcible Subsystem Activation
Ability held by Doctor Catastrophe. Re-triggers (and burns out) his Rapid-Fire Submechanisms.

Form of Bee-Dragon-Swarm (Dragon Lord)
The ability to discorporate its body into a swarm of Bee-Dragons. This functions as a Stance. They can breathe honey, sharpness, and toxin. Also there's thousands of them.

Frog-Collector
Warlord ability.

Fury Soul
Grants an extra action.

Gate-Network Reconstructionist
Scientist ability.

Gentlemen, The Doc Is On A Roll!
Ability held by Doctor Catastrophe. Grants a bonus action upon killing an enemy (which continues until an opponent isn't killed).

Gets Lost In Dangerous Dungeons

Gigabeams Can Actually Split
Ability held by Doctor Catastrophe's ship. Allows its Paradigm-Rending Gigabeams attack to hit multiple targets.

Gigaclap
Superhero ability.

Glacier Armor

Globe-Trotting Jackrabbit Herd Formation
Stance Ability held by Master Mausley. Causes mass-row-shifting.

Glories Unto the Devil-Goddess
Buffs Devils with worshipper benefits.

Golden Horns
Beastmaster ability.

Goo Hair
Vicsous Lord ability.

Graceful Legs
Dancer ability.

Graft Specialist
Roboticist ability.

Graveskin
Deathless One ability.

Grim Cutter
Reaper ability.

Grozzman's Attack
Swordsman ability.

Guaranteed Strike
Magus ability.

Guillotine-Blade Strike
Swordsman ability held by Lurubell Mausse.

Guilt Trip
Commander ability.

Gun Reallocation Procedure
Ability held by Doctor Catastrophe. Can replace equipped guns with a copy of any one gun held.

Hand Juggler
Walker From Beyond ability.

Has Cheated Death Many Times
Ability held by Massau. Can auto-shrug even irremovable applications of Doomed.

Has Mastered Countless Exotic Martial Arts Forms
Ability held by Master Mausley. Grants access to many Monk Stances.

Have Merged Heart Into a Concept Shared With Allies
Ability (passive defensive-type) held by Reyna and Turakiel. Can use allies' bodies to prevent enemies from reducing their combat performance.

Headless
Deathless One ability.

Hearing Voices

Highly Flammable
Constant Effect/Curse. Takes extra Fire damage

Holds His Fire/Hold Your Fire
Ability held by Doctor Catastrophe. Banks Ranged actions for later.

Holy Judgment
Ability held by Emmanuel whilst under the power-boost granted to him to fight the Fourth Ascendants.

Hungry Like The Wolf
Flux Baron ability.

Hunter in Darkness
Shadow Blade ability.

Hyper-Assault Cannons

Hyperrapid Firing
Ability held by Doctor Catastrophe. Allows repeated actions/causes attacks to gain extra hits against extra targets.

Hyperspatial Oculus Device
Ability held by Doctor Catastrophe's ship(?). A potent scanner.

Iceproof
Constant Effect. Ice Immunity, Defense against Ice, Avoids Immunity-piercing on Ice

Icy Core
Constant Effect. You gain strong stat bonuses if in a Zone of Ice

Illustrious Cognition
Ability held by Doctor Catastrophe. Grants extra actions.

Inevitability Sanction
Ability held by Thandolamann, the Ascendant. Forces an opponent to always pick an option among randomised choices.

Is Always Getting Robbed By Midgets

Is Being Chewed Up By Razor Wire

Is Crazy Prepared
Ability held by Doctor Catastrophe. Allows retroactive(?) declaration of an ability use.

Is Cursed

Is Easily Forgotten

Joust Master
Rider ability.

Jungle Swingin'
Beastmaster ability.

Landscour Missile Barrage
Ability held by Modifiable Catastrophe-Bots.

Laser-Deflecting Scales- (Passive Ability, Dragon Lord) Possessor gains 30% Gun Resistance
Temporarily manifested as an ability due to divine powers and Mausley's knowledge.

Last-Ditch Elemental Shift
Ablity held by Rascherro. Allows him to shift elements in response to attacks that deal massive damage to his present elemental form.

Laughter is the Best Medicine
Ability gained by The King of Bears Is Not Present, Presently due to his efforts in assisting Nole in attaining the Caduceus of the Prime Healer.

Legendary Beast: Great Bear- (Passive Ability, Beastmaster)
A Class 7 honey-reward from the Bear Vendor of Honeyworld.

Level -20 Curse

Life Support Systems
Ability held by Darklord/Archtyrant Some Drunken Panda. Potent heal/resurrection.

Lifts Lions
A Monk ability.

Long-Reaching Strings
Puppeteer ability.

Loot-Grabbing Tractor Beam
Ability held by Doctor Catastrophe's ship. Grabs things lost by opponents (such as actions) due to its attacks.

Lord of the Pillar Stance
Ability held by Doctor Catastrophe. Blocks counterattacks.

Lordly Guard
Sharply increases defense until the user's next action.

Lotion Meister
Alchemist ability.

Maddening Buzz
Vermin Lord ability.

Magma Duck Breath

Massive Ears
Beastmaster ability.

Massively Amp Weapon Power
Ability held by Doctor Catastrophe's ship. Can be optionally toggled to greatly increase attack power.

Mass-Production Subspatial Factory Domain Engines
Ability held by Doctor Catastrophe's ship(?). Mass-summons Modifiable Catastrophe-Bots.

Mastermind Who Seeks To Re-Establish the Ominpresent Council
Ability held by Doctor Catastrophe. Your 'standard' Boss-ally-buffing ability.

Meat Tenderizer
A Crusher ability.

Melodies to Awaken the Earth and Sea
Wonderworker ability.

Mental Programming
Ablity held by Rascherro. Allows him to auto-perform an action when certain conditions are met.

Mercury Golem-Body (Evermason)
Comes with a speed boost and mind-damaging toxin-attacks.

Meteor Breath
Ability. Breathe a cone of meteors.

Mighty Blow
Ability held by the Ascendant Jinzan.

Military Training
General ability.

Mind-Blowingly Fab
A Diplomat ability.

Mirror Palm Stance
Ability held by Master Mausley. Can deflect attacks.

Moment of Brilliance
Ability held by Master Mausley. Can activate and trigger other mental-abilities and effects.

Moon-Licking Tongue
Master of Monsters ability.

Mountain-Cracking Cannoneer's Stance
Ability held by Master Mausley. Greatly increases damage against large foes and reduces their size.

Mouth-Eyes
Doombringer ability.

Moving Mountain Stance
Ability held by Doctor Catastrophe. User gains size and power with momentum. Possibly triggers on row-switching.

Multilayered Prisma-Field
Ability held by Doctor Catastrophe. Cancel-counters attacks with elemental bursts.

Multiphase Ship Displacer
Ability held by Doctor Catastrophe's ship. Grants clone-actions.

Neon-Glowing Heavenly War-Ring
Priest ability.

Never Stops Being Thirsty

Nukeproof Shoes

Offended by Helpful Celestials

Orb-Deflecting Scales- (Passive Ability, Dragon Lord) Possessor gains 30% Orb Resistance
Temporarily manifested as an ability due to divine powers and Mausley's knowledge.

Orc-Cutting Strike
A Technique ability that takes two weeks to learn and costs 70,000 Gold.

Organ-Melting Blastwave
Thermonuclear Disciple ability.

Paparazzi
Diviner ability.

Paradigm-Rending Gigabeam
Ability held by Doctor Catastrophe's ship(?). Its primary attack ability.

Patterned Overlaid Interdiction Shielding
Ability held by Doctor Catastrophe's ship(?). Defensive ability that prevents some measure of defense-bypassing.

Pattern-Render
Deals massive multi-hit damage to Mystic-element targets.

Penetant Paladin Stance
Ability held by Master Mausley. Increases defense and undoes divine-link-damaging effects through taking damage.

Phastest Pharoah Stance
A speed-focused ability peculiar to certain branches of undead, capable of turning their coffin (or sarcophagus) into an ultra-fast missile.

Pillars of Cloud and Flame

Planetary Domain: Bears- (Passive Ability, Other: Worldbound God)
A Class X honey-reward from the Bear Vendor of Honeyworld.

Plurality Assumption
Ability held by the Ascendant Krayl Vanzeil. Allows the user to take the place of an entity (removing them in the process) and assuming the effects on them, as well as abilities they hold.

Possesses the Right to Bear Arms (2)- (Passive Ability, Beastmaster)
A Class 4 honey-reward from the Bear Vendor of Honeyworld.

Power Core Energy Rerouting
Ability held by Doctor Catastrophe's ship(?). Allows shifting of what stat effects what.

Preemptive Strategic Assault
Ability held by Master Mausley. Allows the possessor's side of battle to act before the opposition on the first round of battle.

Prehensile Flame-Eyebrows
Blazing Sultan ability.

Prepared Tactician's Stance
Ability held by Master Mausley. Can switch the target (and trigger) of counterattacks from the user..

Preprogrammed Suicidal Impulses
Previously held by Tjormod when he was Tzormod the Cursed. A curse, obviously.

Problematic Howling
Beastmaster ability.

Progress-Fueled Weapons Adaptation
Ability held by Doctor Catastrophe. Upgrades and increases attack damage as time goes on.

Pro Hacker Stance
Ability held by Master Mausley. Massively amps to-hit and damage against Coded Beings.

Prophet On A Mountain Stance
Ability held by Master Mausley. Reinforces faith and prevents deity-connection-severing effects.

Psychotic Bullfrog Stance
Ability held by Doctor Catastrophe. Allows counter-ranged-fire.

Pure Grace
Constant Effect. You're Immune to Demons, Devils, and Daemons of equal or lower Level

Quantitative Metaprobability Analysis
Ability held by Doctor Catastrophe. Allows a degree of awareness as to the opponent's planned actions.

Quench
Ocean Prince ability.

Rage Boiling Over
Ability held by Rascherro. Amps offense when the possessor takes enough damage, counters(?), perhaps has other effects. Can be combined with Elemental Overfury. Typically doesn't last long unless combined with Endless Rage.

Rain of War and Conquest
Ability held by Modifiable Catastrophe-Bots.

Rapid-Fire Submechanisms
Ability granted by Doctor Catastrophe's Mudra Exoskeleton. Repeats actions taken.

Read the Wind
An Archer ability.

Recalibrate Offensive Stratagems
Ability held by Doctor Catastrophe's ship(?). Allows a diverted/missed action to check for hitting again.

Reflex Check
A Crusher ability, with Healer prerequisites.

Reflexive Radioactive Roboclone Meltdown
Ability held by Doctor Catastrophe's Invisible Robot Doubles. Causes heavy Atomic damage and kills the user.

Reroute Power to Conceptual Weapon Batteries
Ability held by Doctor Catastrophe's ship(?). Powerful attack-trigger.

Resistance-Projecting Assault-Nullification Pinpoint Defense Ray Battery
Ability held by Doctor Catastrophe's ship(?). Can cancel out attacks midway through.

Restorative Light of Hope
Ability held by Reyna & Turakiel. Has a chance of automatically resurrecting allies on death.

Resurgent Energy Reallocator
Ability held by Doctor Catastrophe's ship(?). Defensive ability that allows a counterattack when triggered.

Resurrection
Ability. Resurrects a target

Repeating Nuke

Retribution Stance
Ability held by the Ascendant Jinzan.

Ride the Whale
A Lancer ability. A harpoon-related technique.

Rip Apart
Unbowed Berserker ability.

Robot-Energizing System Overpulse
Ability held by Doctor Catastrophe's ship(?). Causes robot summons to act twice and reprioritises their position in turn-order.

Robot-Upgrading Auto-Reassembly Bays
Ability held by Doctor Catastrophe's ship(?). Hugely boosts Robot summons.

Rock-Hard Body
A Conjuror ability, with Mountain King, Monk, and Elemental Traits as prerequisites.

Rock Out
Musician ability.

Romantiquest Augmentation
Diviner ability.

Rossalee's Phonecall
Warlock ability.

Rotting Right Leg

Ruin Syndrome
Among the worst kinds of terrible afflictions. Causes its sufferer to become corruptively Agony-based, deliberately inflicting agonising torment on themselves (such as skinning themselves and replacing their nails and teeth with broken glass).

Sand Sprinter
Wanderer ability.

Sarcastic Golf Clap
Ability. Counter that inflicts minor status effects when an opponent fails at something.

Scuttling Dodge
A Vermin Master ability.

Secret Agent
Spy ability.

Sees Vidscreens When Eyes Are Closed
Reality Coder ability.

Shields That Automatically Reset Themselves
Ability held by Doctor Catastrophe. Can regenerate his shields when they go down.

Shockwave Footfalls
Dancer ability.

Silent Torment
Curse enacted by Lureikimo Bekklin upon death. Slowly, agonizingly kills those afflicted by it, and they can't react to this or inform anyone of their condition. It also does a rather spectacular job of hiding from divination effects. Can also hold a chaser-effect that transforms the sufferer into a clone of the inflicter.

Single-Minded Upgrading Pursuit
Ability held by Doctor Catastrophe. Allocates actions to use Upgrade-abilities on weapons.

Slam-Throw
Monk ability.

Slaying Blade
Ability held by Rhazek-Thar.

Sleeps With One Eye Open
Constant Effect. May act while asleep and cure self of sleep at any time

Snake Resistance
Ability held by Massau.

Snazzy Jazz Moves

Sneaky Wishcrafter
A Thief ability. Has Weirdworker prerequisites.

Soaring Demon Stance
Ability held by Doctor Catastrophe. Boosts Dodge.

So Very Cold

Space-Leaping Hyperreality Thrusters
Ability held by Doctor Catastrophe. Massively amps AGI and allows travel between battlespaces.

Spilla' Thrilla'
Chef ability.

Spinning Deathdeal
Assassin ability.

Spits Bees!?
A Vermin Master ability.

Springs Right Back From the Dead
Ability held by Ebonarchus. Allows him to immediately resurrect following death.

Stalked By Clown Demons

Stereotypical Memetic Sympestry
(Illusionist?) Ability held by Spurious Doctor Geezemun. Allows one to use the outfit one wears to declare that they hold knowledge (and power) over the relevant profession.

Stormy Voice
Constant Effect. Your actions may create storms in addition to their normal effects if you speak during them

Sudden Reflexive Stance-Shifting
Ability held by Doctor Catastrophe. Can preemptively-counter-shift stances.

Superior Bear Mauling- (Technique Ability, Combatant)
A Class 4 honey-reward from the Bear Vendor of Honeyworld.

Supernatural Physiology
Ability (passive defensive-type) held by Reyna and Turakiel.

Supremely Quiet Shoes
Constant Effect. Your opponents can't stop you from counting the round number as 1 if it is the first round you are in battle

Supreme Probability Manipulation
Ability held by Math Crusader Allie. Causes an attack to be a guaranteed hit.

Surprise-Gong!
Musician ability.

Surprising Tactics
Ability held by Master Mausley. Allows a second use of Preemptive Strategic Assault even on other rounds of battle.

Swarmlord
Vermin Lord ability.

System Reboot Punch
Ability created by Reyna & Turakiel during the fight with Doctor Catastrophe. Undoes forced shutdowns on constructs or mechanical entities.

Tax-Increasing Lick
A Doombringer ability (in one of its goofier sub-trees).

Telekenetic Manipulation Beam Cannons
Ability held by Doctor Catastrophe's ship(?). Can grab control of non-illusory attacks and redirect them.

Temporal Recursion Drive
Ability held by Doctor Catastrophe's ship. Can cause actions taken to repeat.

Thandolmann Transformation 1
"From the doorway comes a massive copy of Thandolmann's head made of blue energy. It rises into the air, and two hands appear."
Transformation held by Drolda Thandolmann. Both the head and hands can take actions. The left has support and healing moves, while the right has offensive abilities.

Thandolmann Transformation 2
"Once the fog clears, Thandolmann has been replaced with a giant copy of his head floating above a spinning roulette wheel and rotating in the opposite direction of the wheel. His eyes are burning orbs, and they both drop into the wheel."
Transformation held by Drolda Thandolmann. Has the random-ability effect held by the Roulette Master.

Thandolmann Transformation 3
"Thandolmann manages to avoid the attack by turning himself into a large, six-armed, horned version of himself sitting cross-legged atop a black lotus. One of his arms holds a bowl, one a sword, one a flail, one a bell, one a vortex of darkness, and one an eyeball."
Transformation held by Drolda Thandolmann. Can empower its allies by killing enemies.

Thandolmann Transformation 4
"Thandolmann transforms into some sort of cyclopean fog-colossus. It has a single yellow eye that shines within its fog-shrouded form."
Transformation held by Drolda Thandolmann. Can spread the effect of Fog Boots to all allies.

Thandolmann Transformation 5
"Thandolmann chain transforms into the form of a crowned dragon made of shadow."
Transformation held by Drolda Thandolmann.

Thandolmann Transformation 6
"A three-headed dragon whose wings are as wide as mountains."
Transformation held by Drolda Thandolmann. Acts three times per round.

The Nanites In Doctor Catastrophe's Death-Moons Are Preprogrammed To Turn Into Invisible Robot Doubles
Ability held by Doctor Catastrophe. Causes destroyed Planet-Killer Megalaser Spheres to become Invisible Robot Doubles.

The Red Monsters Are Coming

Thinks Very Fast
Ability held by Doctor Catastrophe. Hugely amps MIN, may provide bonuses to acting with a turn-order of MIN.

Thread-Cutter
Architect ability. (Specced against Fate, uses Scissors)

Three-Layered Heart
Mad Scientist ability.

Time-Bending Quantum Power-Drive
Ability held by Doctor Catastrophe's ship(?). Allows actions to be taken at odd times, such as allowing preempting of enemy attacks.

Timedrinker Ammo

Too-Hot-Feet
A curse.

Tortoise Slowness
Constant Effect. Massive speed reduction.

Traitor's Thorn
Attack ability held by Krayl Vanzeil. Usable when the Ascendant has taken the place of an entity in target's row formation, dealing additional damage and being able to land the 'Summon Paranoia' debuff, making the possessor reflexively unsummon summons at the start of each round.

Tremendous Intellect
Ability held by Master Mausley.

Truth-Ensuring Scanner Banks
Ability held by Doctor Catastrophe's ship(?). Allows some degree of Illusion piercing.

Twelve-Armed Warlord's Mein
Constant Effect. High STR, CON, and AGI boosts, fear immunity, high damage boosts, twelve arms

Ultraturbo Antireality Thrusters
Ability held by Doctor Catastrophe's ship(?). Massively boosts AGI.

Unbelievable Weapons Upgrades
Ability held by Doctor Catastrophe. Massively amps weapons.

Unfailing Electrostatic Defense Grid
Ability held by Doctor Catastrophe's ship(?). Potent defense.

Unmanifested Evolutionary Nullspace Shields
Ability held by Doctor Catastrophe's ship(?). Potent defensive power.

Unrelenting Evermissile Batteries
Ability held by Doctor Catastrophe's ship(?). Infinitely-repeating attack that triggers each round and is extremely difficult to shake.

Unstingable Hide- (Passive Ability, Beastmaster)
A Class 5 honey-reward from the Bear Vendor of Honeyworld.

Up Close And Personal
Ability held by Doctor Catastrophe. Increases damage bonuses when closer to foes.

Ursine Fury-Channeling- (Passive Ability, Beastmaster)
A Class 4 honey-reward from the Bear Vendor of Honeyworld.

Vengeance Against All Who Work With My Foes
Ability held by Massau. Allows counters to hit all allies of a target.

Venomous Serpent Stance
Ability held by Doctor Catastrophe. Grants Venom infliction.

Volkaalaash Skyscream
Dragoon ability.

Vomits Up Hateful Undead Ferrets Sometimes

Walking Disaster
Mixes Force, Stone, and Aura with an aura-based offense focus, with some Geomancer dipping.

Wall of the Wailing City
Ability. Creates a giant wall of bound souls that deals Sonic and Darkness damage to things that attack your side, provides your side with additional Defense, and requires being targetted with attacks (or certain holy magic) to destroy

War Howl
Ability held by Rhazek-Thar.

Warped Circle
Dominator ability.

Wind Hand
An ability.

Wings of the Fly
Mad Scientist ability.

Wondercleave
High-damage attack that hits all opponents with a shining slash

Wood Basher
Lawbringer ability.

World-Slaving Propaganda Broadcast
Ability held by Doctor Catastrophe's ship(?). Mass-Dominion infliction.