Grand Maestro Albrecht Sinfonio Berthold Grandioso Leidenschaftlich von Wundersang III

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Grand Maestro Albrecht Sinfonio Berthold Grandioso Leidenschaftlich von Wundersang III (Celas)
Level 39
Human, Psychic
HP - 6,125
MP - 30,125
STR - 195 (5)
AGI - 195 (5)
CON - 245 (5)
MIN - 1205 (25)
SPI - 975 (20)
XP- 72,000
XP Required- 820,000, Holy Imperial Seal of Power
Fame- 12
Gold- 2,116,300
Bonus Weeks: 139 (+ 1 Botanist, 1 Evergarden Event Bonus Week)

Learning:
http://www.gad.tfsnewworld.com/forum/vi ... 21#p165821
finishing on: January 15 2019

Abilities-
Melee Attack
Magical Attack
Ranged Attack
Elemental Attack
Defend
Counter
Guard Back Rank
Use an Item
Cast a Spell
Switch Rows
Unequip
Re-equip
Trade
Transform
Mental Overdrive

-Bard-
Accustomed to Being On Stage- (Passive Ability, Bard) Possessor gains +20 to all stats if at least 20 other individuals are in the same battle as possessor
Apprentice Bardic Music Attunement- (Passive Ability, Bard) Buffs, debuffs, and reperting effects from Bardic Music spells cast by possessor last 1 additional round if they already last at least 2 rounds and cost 500 less MP
Bard- (Passive Ability, Bard) Buffs, debuffs, and reperting effects from Bardic Music spells cast by possessor last (Possessor Level / 2, rounded down) additional rounds if they already last at least 2 rounds, Bardic Music spells cost possessor (50 * Possessor Level) less MP to cast
Basic Bardic Music Attunement- (Passive Ability, Bard) Buffs, debuffs, and reperting effects from Bardic Music spells cast by possessor last 1 additional round if they already last at least 2 rounds and cost 10 less MP
Basic Sound Amplification- (Passive Ability, Bard) Bardic Music spells that possessor casts that possess a Magical Attack bonus have said bonus raised by +45 Magical Attack.
Good at Tuning Instruments- (Passive Ability, Bard) Possessor's Instrument weapons have any Magical Attack bonus they possess increased by 100 points while they are wielded by possessor and any stat bonus they provide to their wielder that is not part of a conditional increased by 100 points
Loud Singing Voice- (Passive Ability, Bard) Bardic Music spells that possessor casts that possess a Magical Attack bonus have said bonus raised by +50 Magical Attack.
Merry Caroling- (Passive Ability, Bard) Possessor's non-offensive actions that include Bardic Music spells buff stats for an additional 80 points (to a max of 1,000 additional points across all buffs per individual) and provide an additional 5,000 points of HP Healing if they Heal HP
Regularly Practices Singing- (Passive Ability, Bard) Possessor gains +80 SPI for purposes of possessor's actions that involve Bardic Music spells, Possessor's Bardic Music spells cost possessor 300 less MP to cast
Rev Up Crowd- (Technique Ability, Bard) Possessor may use Rev Up Crowd in conjunction with a Magical Attack action, so long as no other technique is being used and a Bardic Music spell is being cast as part of said attack. Possessor's allies gain +40 to all stats as a buff that stacks 5 times and lasts 20 rounds when said technique is used, with this effect not being counted as part of the Bardic Music spell.
Weaponized Voice- (Passive Ability, Bard) Possessor may, at the beginning of a thread, choose to count as having an additional Instrument weapon equipped

-Blessing-
Airaqua's Embrace- (Passive Ability, Blessing) Possessor gains 100% Resistance to Drowning (but not its sub-status effects) and Immunity to Drowning: Tide Trapped
Empowered by a Forest Goddess- (Passive Ability, Blessing) Possessor regenerates 300,000 HP at the start of each round if the terrain or phantom terrain is Forest, Possessor gains +3,000 SPI, Divine Magic spells cost possessor 30,000 less MP to cast if the terrain or phantom terrain is Forest
Randomly Blessed by a Forest Goddess- (Passive Ability, Blessing) Possessor regenerates 50,000 HP at the start of each round if the terrain or phantom terrain is Forest, Possessor gains +500 SPI

-Channeler-
Basic Channeling Attunement- (Passive Ability, Channeler) All Channeling spells can transfer 50 more HP or MP
Basic Empathic Backlash- (Passive Ability, Channeler) Whenever possessor is dealt Damage, possessor may deal 500 Flat Psychic element Damage to the source of said Damage provided said source is below Level 40 and not more than 10 Levels greater than possessor
Basic Supernatural Empathy- (Passive Ability, Channeler) Possessor counts as 1 Level higher, to a max of Level 30, for stat-scanning purposes as an effect that does not bypass 'Immune to Below Level X' effects
Empathic Resonance: Love- (Passive Ability, Channeler) Whenever one of possessor's allies is afflicted with Charm: Lovestruck, possessor may choose to be afflicted with Charm: Lovestruck. Whenever possessor is afflicted with Charm: Lovestruck, up to once per round, possessor may choose a target and have a 20% chance of afflicting said target with Charm: Lovestruck

-Clearance-
Has a Basic Permit to Battle Baalrath- (Passive Ability, Clearance) Possessor may fight the monster 'Baalrath' for drops, This ability cannot be used in combos
Has a Basic Permit to Battle Beaked Thing from Sildreza- (Passive Ability, Clearance) Possessor may fight the monster 'Beaked Thing from Sildreza' for drops, This ability cannot be used in combos
Has a Basic Permit to Battle Chaos Butterfly- (Passive Ability, Clearance) Possessor may fight the monster 'Chaos Butterfly' for drops, This ability cannot be used in combos
Has a Basic Permit to Battle Desert Corsair Warship- (Passive Ability, Clearance) Possessor may fight the monster 'Desert Corsair Warship' for drops, This ability cannot be used in combos
Has a Basic Permit to Battle Orihalcum Submersible- (Passive Ability, Clearance) Possessor may fight the monster 'Orihalcum Submersible' for drops, This ability cannot be used in combos
Has a Basic Permit to Battle Panopticum Nautilus- (Passive Ability, Clearance) Possessor may fight the monster 'Panopticum Nautilus' for drops, This ability cannot be used in combos

-Commander-
Apprentice Leadership Attunement- (Passive Ability, Commander) All Leadership spells cast by possessor affect one more target if they already affect multiple targets, and all Leadership spells cost possessor 250 less MP to cast
Basic Leadership Attunment- (Passive Ability, Commander) All Leadership spells affect one more target if they already affect multiple targets and all Leadership spells cost 10 less MP
Commander's Hand- (Active Ability, Commander) Possessor may exchange one Accessory slot for an additional Pet slot provided that possessor keeps at least one empty Weapon slot
Crowd's Favor- (Passive Ability, Friendship) +5% XP after battles
Good at Keeping Allied Morale High- (Stance Ability, Commander) Possessor's allies gain 50% Confusion: Depression Resistance while possessor is not afflicted with Confusion: Depression
Hand Signal Expert- (Passive Ability, Commander) Possessor's Pets and Summons gain +50 to all stats for each Weapon slot possessor has open
Leadership Casting I- (Passive Ability, Commander) Leadership spells cost possessor 20 less MP to cast
Leadership Casting II- (Passive Ability, Commander) Leadership spells cost possessor 200 less MP to cast
Morale-Boosting Command- (Stance Ability, Commander) Possessor's summons have a 5% chance at the start of every round of being afflicted with Invigorated: High Morale

-General-
Apprentice General Knowledge- (Passive Ability, General) Possessor's Human pets and summons gain +500 HP, +500 MP, +100 to damage dealt, and +50 to all stats
Basic General Knowledge- (Passive Ability, General) Possessor's Human pets and summons gain +100 HP, +100 MP, +10 to damage dealt, and +10 to all stats
Human Instruction I- (Passive Ability, General) Possessor's Human pets and summons gain +20 to all stats
Human Instruction II- (Passive Ability, General) Possessor's Human pets and summons gain +100 to all stats

-Geomancer-
Basic Geomancy Attunement- (Passive Ability, Geomancer) All Geomancy spells affect 1 additional target if they already affected multiple targets and cost 10 less MP if their element matches that of an item possessed by their caster or their caster
Phantom Terrain Link Established: Forest- (Passive Ability, Geomancer) Possessor may begin the battle with the Phantom Terrain set to Forest

-Guardian-
Apprentice Heavy Armor Mastery- (Passive Ability, Guardian) Possessor gains +50 Defense if possessor has a Heavy Armor equipped
Basic Heavy Armor Mastery- (Passive Ability, Guardian) All Heavy Armors worn by possessor provide +10 additional Defense
Heavy Armor Wearer I- (Passive Ability, Guardian) Possessor gains +5 to all stats when possessor has a Heavy Armor equipped
Heavy Armor Wearer II- (Passive Ability, Guardian) Possessor gains +25 to all stats when possessor has a Heavy Armor equipped, Possessor gains +50 Defense when possessor has a Heavy Armor equipped

-Illusionist-
Apprentice Illusion Magic Attunement- (Passive Ability, Illusionist) All of possessor's Illusion Magic summons have 500 more HP, 50 more of each stat, last 1 round longer if they last over 1 round already, and require 250 more of the relevant stats to dispel
Basic Illusion Magic Attunement- (Passive Ability, Illusionist) All Illusion Magic summons have 200 more HP, 10 more of each stat, last 1 turn longer if they last over 1 turn already, and require 25 more of the relevant stats to dispel
Can Pretend to Be Knowledgeable and Multitalented- (Passive Ability, Illusionist) Possessor may choose to count as possessing one more ability in each class that possessor posssesses at least 1 ability in; This ability works for prerequisite purposes if it is permanently possessed by its possessor
Convincing Liar- (Passive Ability, Illusionist) Possessor counts as being 1 Level higher for purposes of resisting stat-scanning attempts, with said bonus not being able to overcome 'Immune to below Level X' effects

-Mentalist-
Basic Psychic Power Attunement- (Passive Ability, Mentalist) All Psychic Power spells gain +10 Magical Attack and cost 10 less MP
Basic Telekinesis Powers- (Passive Ability, Mentalist) Possessor's Psychic-element Psychic Power spells that provide a Magical Attack bonus provide an additional +40 Magical Attack
Basic Telepathy Powers- (Passive Ability, Mentalist) Possessor's Psychic-element Psychic Power may inflict buffs even if possessor is afflicted with Impaired: Mute

-Mind Lord-
Basic Command of Psychic- (Passive Ability, Mind Lord) Possessor's Psychic element pets and summons gain +50 to all stats
Basic Psychic Synchronization- (Passive Ability, Mind Lord) Possessor gains +25 to all stats if Psychic element
Basic Weaponization of Psychic- (Passive Ability, Mind Lord) Quantities of Psychic element Damage dealt by possessor are increased by 50 points

-Musician-
Adept Instrument Training- (Passive Ability, Musician) Instrument weapons equipped by possessor can provide an additional +10,000 Magical Attack before capping, Instrument weapons equipped by possessor that provide a Magical Attack bonus provide an additional +500 Magical Attack, Possessor's critical Damage multiplier increases by 1 as an effect that does not stack with other critical-damage-multiplier-increasing effects that come from abilities if possessor is wielding an Instrument
Apprentice Instrument Training- (Passive Ability, Musician) Possessor gains +50 Magical Attack if possessor has an Instrument equipped, Possessor gains +20 to all stats if possessor has an Instrument equipped
Basic Instrument Training- (Passive Ability, Musician) Possessor gains +6 Magical Attack when an Instrument is equipped
Can Make Sound Carry Well- (Passive Ability, Musican) Possessor's 'Magical Attack' actions have a 20% chance of dealing full Damage to individuals below Level 10 in the back row
Can Play the Accordian- (Passive Ability, Musician) Possessor gains +50 Magical Attack and +25 to all stats if possessor has an Instrument with 'Accordian' in its name equipped
Can Play the Bagpipes- (Passive Ability, Musician) Possessor gains +50 Magical Attack and +25 to all stats if possessor has an Instrument with 'Bagpipes' in its name equipped
Can Play the Banjo- (Passive Ability, Musician) Possessor gains +50 Magical Attack and +25 to all stats if possessor has an Instrument with 'Banjo' in its name equipped
Can Play the Bassoon- (Passive Ability, Musician) Possessor gains +50 Magical Attack and +25 to all stats if possessor has an Instrument with 'Bassoon' in its name equipped
Can Play the Bell- (Passive Ability, Musician) Possessor gains +50 Magical Attack and +25 to all stats if possessor has an Instrument with 'Bell' in its name equipped
Can Play the Bongos- (Passive Ability, Musician) Possessor gains +50 Magical Attack and +25 to all stats if possessor has an Instrument with 'Bongo' in its name equipped
Can Play the Castanets- (Passive Ability, Musician) Possessor gains +50 Magical Attack and +25 to all stats if possessor has an Instrument with 'Castanet' in its name equipped
Can Play the Clarinet- (Passive Ability, Musician) Possessor gains +50 Magical Attack and +25 to all stats if possessor has an Instrument with 'Clarinet' in its name equipped
Can Play the Cymbals- (Passive Ability, Musician) Possessor gains +50 Magical Attack and +25 to all stats if possessor has an Instrument with 'Cymbal' in its name equipped
Can Play the Drum- (Passive Ability, Musician) Possessor gains +50 Magical Attack and +25 to all stats if possessor has an Instrument with 'Drum' in its name equipped
Can Play the Fife- (Passive Ability, Musician) Possessor gains +50 Magical Attack and +25 to all stats if possessor has an Instrument with 'Fife' in its name equipped
Can Play the Flute- (Passive Ability, Musician) Possessor gains +50 Magical Attack and +25 to all stats if possessor has an Instrument with 'Flute' in its name equipped
Can Play the Gong- (Passive Ability, Musician) Possessor gains +50 Magical Attack and +25 to all stats if possessor has an Instrument with 'Gong' in its name equipped
Can Play the Guitar- (Passive Ability, Musician) Possessor gains +50 Magical Attack and +25 to all stats if possessor has an Instrument with 'Guitar' in its name equipped
Can Play the Harmonica- (Passive Ability, Musician) Possessor gains +50 Magical Attack and +25 to all stats if possessor has an Instrument with 'Harmonica' in its name equipped
Can Play the Harp- (Passive Ability, Musician) Possessor gains +50 Magical Attack and +25 to all stats if possessor has an Instrument with 'Harp' in its name equipped
Can Play the Horn- (Passive Ability, Musician) Possessor gains +50 Magical Attack and +25 to all stats if possessor has an Instrument with 'Horn' in its name equipped
Can Play the Jug- (Passive Ability, Musician) Possessor gains +50 Magical Attack and +25 to all stats if possessor has an Instrument with 'Jug' in its name equipped
Can Play the Kazoo- (Passive Ability, Musician) Possessor gains +50 Magical Attack and +25 to all stats if possessor has an Instrument with 'Kazoo' in its name equipped
Can Play the Keyboard- (Passive Ability, Musician) Possessor gains +50 Magical Attack and +25 to all stats if possessor has an Instrument with 'Keyboard' in its name equipped
Can Play the Lute- (Passive Ability, Musician) Possessor gains +50 Magical Attack and +25 to all stats if possessor has an Instrument with 'Lute' in its name equipped
Can Play the Mandolin- (Passive Ability, Musician) Possessor gains +50 Magical Attack and +25 to all stats if possessor has an Instrument with 'Mandolin' in its name equipped
Can Play the Maracas- (Passive Ability, Musician) Possessor gains +50 Magical Attack and +25 to all stats if possessor has an Instrument with 'Maraca' in its name equipped
Can Play the Oboe- (Passive Ability, Musician) Possessor gains +50 Magical Attack and +25 to all stats if possessor has an Instrument with 'Oboe' in its name equipped
Can Play the Ocarina- (Passive Ability, Musician) Possessor gains +50 Magical Attack and +25 to all stats if possessor has an Instrument with 'Ocarina' in its name equipped
Can Play the Organ- (Passive Ability, Musician) Possessor gains +50 Magical Attack and +25 to all stats if possessor has an Instrument with 'Organ' in its name equipped
Can Play the Piano- (Passive Ability, Musician) Possessor gains +50 Magical Attack and +25 to all stats if possessor has an Instrument with 'Piano' in its name equipped
Can Play the Piccolo- (Passive Ability, Musician) Possessor gains +50 Magical Attack and +25 to all stats if possessor has an Instrument with 'Piccolo' in its name equipped
Can Play the Recorder- (Passive Ability, Musician) Possessor gains +50 Magical Attack and +25 to all stats if possessor has an Instrument with 'Recorder' in its name equipped
Can Play the Saxaphone- (Passive Ability, Musician) Possessor gains +50 Magical Attack and +25 to all stats if possessor has an Instrument with 'Saxaphone' in its name equipped
Can Play the Sitar- (Passive Ability, Musician) Possessor gains +50 Magical Attack and +25 to all stats if possessor has an Instrument with 'Sitar' in its name equipped
Can Play the Trombone- (Passive Ability, Musician) Possessor gains +50 Magical Attack and +25 to all stats if possessor has an Instrument with 'Trombone' in its name equipped
Can Play the Trumpet- (Passive Ability, Musician) Possessor gains +50 Magical Attack and +25 to all stats if possessor has an Instrument with 'Trumpet' in its name equipped
Can Play the Tuba- (Passive Ability, Musician) Possessor gains +50 Magical Attack and +25 to all stats if possessor has an Instrument with 'Tuba' in its name equipped
Can Play the Turntable- (Passive Ability, Musician) Possessor gains +50 Magical Attack and +25 to all stats if possessor has an Instrument with 'Turntable' in its name equipped
Can Play the Ukulele- (Passive Ability, Musician) Possessor gains +50 Magical Attack and +25 to all stats if possessor has an Instrument with 'Ukulele' in its name equipped
Can Play the Viola- (Passive Ability, Musician) Possessor gains +50 Magical Attack and +25 to all stats if possessor has an Instrument with 'Viola' in its name equipped
Can Play the Violin- (Passive Ability, Musician) Possessor gains +50 Magical Attack and +25 to all stats if possessor has an Instrument with 'Violin' in its name equipped
Can Play the Whistle- (Passive Ability, Musician) Possessor gains +50 Magical Attack and +25 to all stats if possessor has an Instrument with 'Whistle' in its name equipped
Can Play the Zither- (Passive Ability, Musician) Possessor gains +50 Magical Attack and +25 to all stats if possessor has an Instrument with 'Zither' in its name equipped
Debilitating Note- (Technique Ability, Musician) Possessor may use 'Debilitating Note' in conjunction with a 'Magical Attack' action, so long as no other technique is used and possessor has a Instrument equipped. Said attack gains a 20% chance of inflicting Stat Drain.
Drop a Piano On Them!- (Technique Ability, Musician) Possessor may use 'Drop a Piano On Them!' in conjuction with a 'Ranged Attack' action so long as no other technique is used and possessor has an Instrument with 'Piano' in its name equipped. Said action gains +500 Melee Attack and a 20% chance of inflicting Fatigued: Stun.
Dud Note- (Technique Ability, Musician) Possessor may use 'Dud Note' in conjunction with a 'Magical Attack' action, so long as no other technique is used and possessor has an Instrument equipped. Said attack gains -1,000 Magical Attack, cannot reduce its targets' stats, HP, or MP below 1, deals 1/10 Damage, has a 50% chance of failing, and becomes solely Null element.
Musician- (Passive Ability, Musician) Possessor gains +(50 * Possessor Level) Magical Attack if possessor has an Instrument equipped, Possessor gains +(25 * Possessor Level) to all stats if possessor has an Instrument equipped" on the 26th of September
Fast Piano Playing- (Passive Ability, Musician) Possessor gains 110% To Hit, +10 SPI, and +50 AGI if possessor has an Instrument with 'Piano' in its name equipped
Improved Debilitating Note- (Passive Ability, Musician) Possessor's 'Debilitating Note' technique has its chance of inflicting Stat Drain increased to 30%
Instrument Wielding I- (Passive Ability, Musician) +5 to all stats when a Instrument is equipped
Soul-Stirringly Good Music- (Passive Ability, Musician) If possessor has an Instrument equipped, possessor's 'Magical Attack' actions may either heal 5,000 SPI Damage and inflict Stat Boost: SPI Boost or deal 2,500 SPI Damage and have a 100% chance of inflicting Stat Drain: SPI Drain

-Radiant Hierophant-
Basic Light Synchronization- (Passive Ability, Radiant Hierophant) Possessor gains +25 to all stats if Light element
Basic Weaponization of Light- (Passive Ability, Radiant Hierophant) Quantities of Light element Damage dealt by possessor are increased by 50 points

-Swordsman-
Apprentice Sword Training- (Passive Ability, Swordsman) This character gains +50 Melee Attack when a Sword is equipped.
Basic Sword Training- (Passive Ability, Swordsman) This character gains +6 Melee Attack when a Sword is equipped.
Sword Wielding I- (Passive Ability, Swordsman) +5 to all stats when a Sword is equipped
Sword Wielding II- (Passive Ability, Swordsman) +25 to all stats when a Sword is equipped, +50 Melee Attack when a Sword is equipped

-Warlord-
Apprentice Warlord Knowledge- (Passive Ability, Warlord) Possessor's Humanoid pets and summons gain +500 HP, +500 MP, +100 to damage dealt, and +50 to all stats
Basic Warlord Knowledge- (Passive Ability, Warlord) Possessor's Humanoid pets and summons gain +100 HP, +100 MP, +10 to damage dealt, and +10 to all stats
Humanoid Instruction I- (Passive Ability, Warlord) Possessor's Humanoid pets and summons gain +20 to all stats
Humanoid Instruction II- (Passive Ability, Warlord) Possessor's Humanoid pets and summons gain +100 to all stats

-Misc-
Ally of Fellow Appreciators of Evil Music- (Passive Ability, Friendship) Posessor gains +100 to all stats if any of possessor's allies possess an ability named 'Ally of Fellow Appreciators of Evil Music'
Brawny- (Passive Ability, Monk) Possessor gains +100 STR and +100 CON
Gourmet Palate- (Passive Ability, Chef) Possessor is dealt 50,000 additional points of HP and/or MP Healing by Food consumables worth at least 5,000,000 Gold
Inflatable Feet- (Passive Ability, Transmuter) Possessor gains +2% Dodge while in a Zone of Water or Zone of Air if in possession of any buffs
Respected by Owned Equipment- (Passive Ability, Friendship) Possessor's equipped and carried items may not be stolen by sources below possessor's Level who are below Level 60, Possessor's equipped and carried items may not be replaced with Golems on a side of battle hostile to possessor by sources below Level 80, The stat bonuses on possessor's equipped items are increased by 2,000 points
Knowledge of Esoteric Elements- (Passive Ability, Elementalist) Possessor gains +100 MIN if possessor has any item equipped that is a nonbase element

Curse
Weak Lungs- (Passive Ability, Curse) Possessor gains 60% Suffocation Weakness and takes double damage from the Suffocation status effect

It lasts until its wearer uses the Cast a Spell action in 150 different battles. (0/150 battles)

Weapons-
*Lacchenwood Piano from the Hall of Elben'Glyre- (Weaponx2, Instrument, Earth & Wealth, 1,515,000 Gold) +3,000 Magical Attack, +1,100 AGI, +3,400 SPI, Wielder may, as part of a Magical Attack action, inflict Elevated on up to 5 targets, Wielder gains 10% Undead Resistance if wielder is a Fae
*Mandolin to Serenade the Heavens- (Weapon, Instrument, Light & Sonic, 160,000,000 Gold) +160,000 Magical Attack, +160,000 SPI, May Heal, Wielder's offensive actions that involve the casting of Bardic Music spells may gain a 15% chance of inflicting any minor, moderate, or major negative status effect or any minor or moderate positive status effect, Wielder counts as possessing 30 additional Musician abilities as a non-stacking effect, Wielder must be Level 40 or greater and must possess the ability 'Adept Instrument Training'

Arena Member's Bow- (Weaponx2, Bow, Wielder's Element, 100 Gold) +20 Ranged Attack, +10 Damage of Wielder's Element
Arena Member's Blade- (Weapon, Sword, Wielder's Element, 100 Gold) +15 Melee Attack , +10 Damage of Wielder's Element
Arena Member's Shield- (Weapon, Shield, Wielder's Element, 100 Gold) +15 Defense, +10 Damage of Wielder's Element
Arena Member's Staff- (Weaponx2, Staff, Wielder's Element, 100 Gold) +20 Magical Attack, +10 Damage of Wielder's Element
Demonically Possessed Karaoke Machine- (Weaponx0, Instrument, Darkness & Technology, 4,115,000 Gold) +5,000 Melee Attack, +6,000 Ranged Attack, +5,000 Magical Attack, +4,500 to all stats, +7,000 MP, if wielder is below Level 50 and does not have the ability Demonologist, then wielder performs, at the beginning of every round, a Melee Attack, a Ranged Attack, and then a Magical Attack on wielder, these three attacks cannot Heal or inflict any positive effects, This item provides an additional +5,000 Ranged Attack and +5,000 Magical Attack if its wielder has the ability Bard, This item provides an additional +5,500 AGI if its wielder has the ability Dancer, This item cannot be equipped with any other Weaponx0
Guitar that Summons Giant Bass Made of Pure Energy- (Weapon, Instrument, Energy, 30,000,000 Gold) +30,000 Ranged Attack, +30,000 Magical Attack, Wielder counts as having a Fish equipped, Wielder's 'Ranged Attack' and 'Magical Attack' actions become solely Energy element
Headless's Goose's Mandolin- (Weapon, Instrument, Water & Psychic, 300 Gold) +3 Melee Attack, +33,333 Melee Attack if wielder is afflicted with Instant Death: Vorpal Death
Megaphone (2)- (Weapon, Wand, Air, 2,900 Gold) +5 Ranged Attack, Possessor's Leadership spells that hit multiple targets hit 1 additional target, This weapon counts as an empty slot for purposes of Commander abilities if possessor has at least 5 Commander abilities
Orlumais Staff- (Weapon, Staff, Light & Darkness & Magic, 2,117,000 Gold) +40 Magical Attack, +200 MP on odd-numbered rounds, 1% inflicts Confusion
2 Totally Awesome Dead Walrus!- (Weapon, Other: Chaos Talon, Water, 70,000 Gold) +70 Melee Attack, +70 Ranged Attack, +70 Magical Attack, +70 to all stats
3 Totally, Absolutely Awesome Dead Walrus, Silver Edition!- (Weapon, Other: Chaos Talon, Water, 240,000 Gold) +240 Melee Attack, +240 Ranged Attack, +240 Magical Attack, +240 to all stats
Totally, Absolutely, Completely Awesome Dead Walrus, Gold Edition!- (Weapon, Other: Chaos Talon, Water, 950,000 Gold) +950 Melee Attack, +950 Ranged Attack, +950 Magical Attack, +950 to all stats
Ven-Prauvsdale II- (Weapon, Staff, Light & Magic, 140,000 Gold) +130 Melee Attack, +130 Magical Attack, Healer Magic Spells cast by wielder cost 400 less MP, +140 additional Magical Attack for Healer Magic spells, 20% Confusion Resistance, 20% Paralysis Resistance, 20% Poison Resistance, 40% Fear Resistance, 20% Charm Resistance, 20% Berserk Resistance, 20% AGI Drain Resistance, 20% CON Drain Resistance, 20% SPI Drain Resistance, 20% STR Drain Resistance, 20% MIN Drain Resistance, 20% Hexed Resistance, 20% Pain Resistance, 20% Ill Fortune Resistance, 20% Stunned Resistance, 5% Wounded Resistance

Armor-
Arena Member's Armor- (Armor, Light Armor, Wielder's Element, 100 Gold) +20 Defense, +10 Defense against Wielder's Element
Crusader General’s Armor- (Amor, Heavy Armor, Light & Physical, 3,200,000 Gold) +3,500 Defense, +2,500 STR, +1,900 AGI, +3,200 CON, +3,100 SPI, 35% Resilience, 20% Light Resistance, 20% Darkness Resistance, 20% Physical Resistance, 50% Awestruck Resistance, 20% Voidstruck Resistance, 60% Poison Resistance, 60% Diseased Resistance, 60% Hexed Resistance
Robe of the Presiding Judge- (Armor, Robe, Light & Earth, 2,100,000 Gold) +2,100 Defense, 15% Darkness Resistance, 15% Chaos Resistance, 12% Resilience, +890 CON, +1,420 SPI, +2,500 damage to damage-dealing attacks against Undead, Devas, Abstracts, and Demons, +2,500 to all stats if wearer has the ability 'Lawbringer', Wearer's Lawbringer abilities treat Hammers and the item 'Lethal Noose' as Maces
Tia Costume- (Armor, Disguise, Fire, 100,000,000 Gold) Wearer's subtype becomes solely Humanoid and wearer's element becomes solely Fire, Wearer's Base STR becomes 5, Wearer's Base AGI becomes 16, Wearer's Base CON becomes 7, Wearer's Base MIN becomes 16, Wearer's base SPI becomes 16, Wearer's name becomes 'Tia Telaria'

Accessories-
Arena Member's Charm- (Accessory, Amulet, Wielder's Element, 100 Gold) +15 Damage for all attacks that include Wielder's Element as one of their element
Basic Reality Controller- (Accessory, Gadget, Technology & Magic & Dream, 25,000,000 Gold) Wielder controls the decisions of all individuals below Level 20
5 Cleric's Seal- (Accessory, Seal, Light, 200 Gold) +3 SPI
Distracting Arrow that Constantly Points Towards Its Owner's Crotch- (Accessory, Trinket, Physical & Air, 17,000,000 Gold) Wielder's opponents below Level 45 with under 100,000 MIN gain -25% To Hit when targeting individuals other than wielder as a non-stacking effect, Wielder's opponents obtain +25% Critical against wielder as a non-stacking effect
Drakespawn Anklet- (Accessory, Magic Item, Earth, 5,000 Gold) +2% to Hit, +2% Enemy Miss, +5 to all stats
Drakespawn Broach- (Accessory, Broach, Earth, 5,000 Gold) 5% Air Resistance, 5% Earth Resistance, 5% Fire Resistance, 5% Water Resistance
Drakespawn Bracelet- (Accessory, Bracelet, Earth, 5,000 Gold) +20 Defense, +5 to all stats
Drakespawn Necklace- (Accessory, Necklace, Earth, 5,000 Gold) +20 Melee Attack, +5 to all stats
Drakespawn Ring- (Accessory, Ring, Earth, 5,000 Gold) +2% Critical, +2% Dodge, +5 to all stats
Drakespawn Tiara- (Accessory, Crown, Earth, 5,000 Gold) 5% Light Resistance, 5% Darkness Resistance, +5 to all stats, 5% Awestruck Resistance, 5% Voidstruck Resistance
7 Essence Spark of Life- (Accessory, Other: Mystic Infusion, Light & Magic, 1,000,000 Gold) Wielder regenerates 10,000 HP per round, +10,000 HP
5 Fighter's Seal- (Accessory, Seal, Physical, 200 Gold) +3 STR, +3 CON
Huntmaster's Condor Feather Hat- (Accessory, Hat, Air, 320,000 Gold) +500 AGI, 15% Dodge, +5% Critical against Aerials, gives +250 to all stats for each piece of equipment with 'Huntmaster' in its name, to a max of +1,000
Nethermind Rune- (Accessory, Rune, Darkness & Psychic & Law, 5,000,000 Gold) +5,600 MIN, Wielder's turn-order-determining stat becomes Mind, all of wielder's pets and summons may act on possessor's turn-order-determining stat's value instead of their own provided that no opponents are above (Wielder's Level + 20) or above Level 99
Purified Viper Sigil- (Accessory, Sigil, Darkness, 1,000 Gold) +15 Melee Attack, 1% Poisons enemy on hit
5 Thief's Seal- (Accessory, Seal, Magic, 200 Gold) +3 AGI
Wind-Anchor Cog- (Accessory, Trinket, Earth, 89,000 Gold) 15% Earth Resistance, 15% Air Resistance, all Air element individuals in battle have -250 AGI, stacks 4 times
Winter Pendant- (Accessory, Amulet, Ice, 115,000 Gold) +30 to all stats, +60 Magical Attack, wearer may cast spells as if Call Unto Seasons: Winter has already been cast, 10% Ice Resistance
5 Wizard's Seal- (Accessory, Seal, Magic, 200 Gold) +3 MIN

Consumables-
*Great Aunt Matagrama's Whistle of Fruit Dragon Summoning- (Consumable, Summoning Stone, Earth & Water & Darkness, Unlimited Charges, 2,575,000 Gold) Summons 1 Fruit Dragon, a max of 5 may be summoned, a max of (User Level / 5) Fruit Dragons may be summoned per thread, Cannot be used by individuals below Level 12 who do not have the ability "Disciple of Great Aunt Matagrama"

Items-
*Neo-Expressionist Portrait of Grand Maestro Albrecht Sinfonio Berthold Grandioso Leidenschaftlich von Wundersang III- (Item, Antiquity, Fire & Darkness, 700,000 Gold)

1/12 Holy Imperial Seal of Power- (Item, Antiquity, Universe, 24,000,000,000 Gold) This item may not be equipped, traded, sold, stolen, discarded, or destroyed, with this item's wording taking precedence over effects that can equip items that cannot normally be equipped, trade items that cannot normally be traded, steal items that cannot normally be stolen, discard items that cannot normally be discarded, or destroy items that cannot normally be destroyed; when this item is obtained as loot from anything, it may not be assigned, given to, or taken by any individual other than the individual that it was generated for, instantaneously being moved to said individual's inventory and being removed from the thread which generated it as an effect that ignores effects that prevent loot leaving a thread or being assigned or taken; this item's text may not be removed or altered as an effect that takes precedence over effects that can remove text from an item that cannot otherwise be removed or alter text on an item that cannot normally be altered; this item may not be equipped, carried, or brought into a thread or by a pet, transformation, or other item that can carry items and may not be held by another pet, transformation, or other item at any time in a thread; effects and/or text may not be added to this item as an effect that takes precedence over effects that may add effects or text to items that cannot normally have effects or text added to them; all effects on this item count as though coming from a Level 101 source

Ancient Fish Gift-Box- (Item, Ticket, Wonder, 36,000,000 Gold) Can be opened at the Warehouse for a roll on the Ancient Fish Gift-Box table
Beautifully-Waxed Duck Statue that Makes Nearby Men Cry- (Item, Antiquity, Water & Light, 2,100,000 Gold)
Festive Landscape Giftbox- (Item, Ticket, Ice & Fire & Hope, 40,000,000 Gold) Can be opened at the Warehouse for a roll on the Festive Landscape Giftbox table
Land of Inevitable Baldness- (Item, Property, Darkness & Air, 60,000,000 Gold)
Large Container of Air Mana Oil- (Item, Material, Air, 50,000 Gold)
Large Container of Earth Mana Oil- (Item, Material, Earth, 50,000 Gold)
Large Container of Fire Mana Oil- (Item, Material, Fire, 50,000 Gold)
Large Container of Water Mana Oil- (Item, Material, Water, 50,000 Gold)
1 Petrified Wood Coaster- (Item, Antiquity, Earth, 6,000 Gold)
Photograph of the Smiling Colossus- (Item, Antiquity, Earth & Air & Light, 15,500 Gold)
Pocket Dimension: Extradimensional Zoo- (Item, Property, Earth & Water & Magic, 50,000,000 Gold)
5 Magic Copper Ore- (Item, Material, Magic, 5,000 Gold)
5 Magic Gold Ore- (Item, Material, Magic, 100,000 Gold)
5 Magic Silver Ore- (Item, Material, Magic, 50,000 Gold)
Random Ultra-Festive Giftbox Plus- (Item, Ticket, Ice & Chaos & Hope, 40,000,000 Gold) Can be opened at the Warehouse for a roll on the Random Ultra-Festive Giftbox Plus table
14 Totem Wood- (Item, Material, Earth & Magic, 160,000 Gold)
Unopened Spawn Table Giftbox- (Item, Ticket, Earth & Air, 3,000 Gold) Can be opened at the Warehouse for a roll on the Spawn Table Giftbox table

Spells-
Ballad of the Wailing Maiden- (Spell, Bardic Music, Darkness & Sonic, 70 MP, 169,000 Gold) +210 Magical Attack, 15% inflicts Confusion: Depression, 15% inflicts Paralysis, 50 MIN Damage, 50 SPI Damage, 50 CON Damage, may inflict 1 hit against 5 and deal 1/2 damage
One Card of Dis-Summon- (Spell, Arcanist Magic, Magic, 50 MP, 12,000 Gold) Unsummons 1 summoned entity that is under level 10 and were summoned by an entity that is under level 10
One Card of Dis-Buff- (Spell, Arcanist Magic, Magic, 50 MP, 12,000 Gold) Removes all stacked copies of 1 positive enhancements accrued on a single opposing character from items used by characters under level 10, spells cast by characters under level 10, and abilities activated by pets, summons, and transformations under level 10
One Card of Flame Lash- (Spell, Arcanist Magic, Fire, 80 MP, 31,000 Gold) +40 Magical Attack
One Card of Summon Soldier- (Spell, Arcanist Magic, Magic, 60 MP, 29,000 Gold) Summons 1 One Soldier, Max 100 Summoned
Song of the Joyous Maiden- (Spell, Bardic Music, Light & Sonic, 70 MP, 169,000 Gold) +210 Magical Attack, Heals, 15% cures Confusion: Depression, 15% cures Paralysis, Heals 50 MIN Damage, Heals 50 SPI Damage, Heals 50 CON Damage, may inflict 1 hit against 5 and deal 1/2 damage
Totemic Healing- (Spell, Shaman Magic, Light & Magic, 8,000 MP, 1,750,000 Gold) +1,850 Magical Attack, Heals
4 Totemic Magic: Regeneration- (Spell, Shaman Magic, Light & Magic, 11,000 MP, 6,500,000 Gold) Places a buff on caster that heals all of caster's allies for 40,000 HP at the start of each round, does not stack on caster but stacks 10 times across healing effects

Pets-
10 Catgirl Pleasure Concubine- (Pet, Humanoid, Fire, Lv.1, 35,000 Gold)
HP- 65
MP- 21
STR- 11
AGI- 29
CON- 16
MIN- 11
SPI- 14
XP- 0
XP Needed- 1,000
Minimum Level- 1
Defense- 5
Defense against Stat Damage- 0
Critical Chance- 1%
Resilience- 0%
To Hit- 99%
Dodge- 1%
Resistances and Immunities- 100% Psychic Weakness
Prime Attribute- Strength
Constant Effects-
None
Abilities-
Claw- 25 Damage, may inflict 2 hits against 1 and deal 1/2 damage with each, Physical, 0 MP
Refresh- 40 Damage, Heals, Light, 5 MP
Relaxing Massage- 50% cures Fear, 50% cures Confusion: Depression, Light & Physical & Earth & Water, 45 MP
Sexy Wink- 5% inflicts Charm, does not work on targets with a SPI value over 10 times both possessor's SPI and possessor's CON, Fire, 40 MP

Ghostly Orchestra- (Pet, Undead, Air, Lv. 15, 1,203,000 Gold)
HP- 65,000
MP- 65,000
STR- 1,250
AGI- 1,450
CON- 1,400
MIN- 1,450
SPI- 1,600
XP- 0
XP Needed- 100,000 (Standard Multiplier x2)
Minimum Level- 15
Defense- 1,300
Defense against Stat Damage- 66
Critical Chance- 15%
Resilience- 14%
To Hit- 118%
Dodge- 14%
Resistances and Immunities- 50% Bardic Music Resistance, Pain, Poison, Diseased, and Fatigue Immunity
Prime Attribute- Spirit
Constant Effects-
Ghostly- Possessor gains +35% Dodge and 50% Physical Resistance, Constant Effect
Unit- This unit has increments in its HP called thresholds, it cannot be healed above a unit threshold once it drops below one except by actions that either state that they can heal units or that can resurrect in addition to heal, This unit's thresholds each contain (Max HP / 3 rounded up HP), This unit gains a number of actions equal to (the number of thresholds it possesses / 2) each time it would normally have an action, this unit's maxes in each stat other than HP decrease by 1% each time it loses 5% of its total thresholds, this Unit may not have more than 20 thresholds, Unit Effect
Abilities-
Chill- 4,000 Damage, 250 CON Damage, Ice or Ice & Air or Ice & Air & Darkness, 0 MP
Wonderful Music- +300 to all stats, stacks 3 times, 1 hit against 30, Air & Light, 5,000 MP
Haunting Music- 400 SPI Damage, 30% inflicts Confusion: Fear, deals 1/2 damage, 1 hit against 30, Air & Darkness, 5,000 MP

10 Good Robot Mariachi- (Pet, Robot, Light & Air & Fire & Technology, Lv.5, 500,000 Gold)
HP- #
MP- #
STR- #
AGI- #
CON- #
MIN- #
SPI- #
XP- 0
XP Needed- # (Standard Multiplier x1)
Minimum Level- 5
Defense- #
Defense against Stat Damage- #
Critical Chance- #%
Resilience- #%
To Hit- #
Dodge- #%
Resistances and Immunities- 10% Technology Resistance, 50% Gun Resistance, 50% Bardic Music Resistance
Prime Attribute- Spirit
Constant Effects-
Robot Mariachi- Possessor's actions count as involving a Bardic Music spell and an Instrument weapon, Constant Effect
Abilities-
Guitar Gun- # Damage, Technology, 0 MP
Mariachi Music- Target gains +# to all stats, target deals # additional Damage per action, stacks 3 times, Air & Fire, # MP
Ballad of the Good Robot Mariachi- Inflicts Elevated, Inflicts Favored, Air & Fire & Light, # MP

Many-Faced Totem- (Pet, Golem, Magic, Lv.1, 170,000 Gold)
HP- 300
MP- 300
STR- 25
AGI- 15
CON- 25
MIN- 25
SPI- 30
XP- 0
XP Needed- 1,000 (Standard Multiplier x1)
Minimum Level- 1
Defense- 10
Defense against Stat Damage- 0
Critical Chance- 1%
Resilience- 1%
To Hit- 100%
Dodge- 0%
Resistances and Immunities- 10% Light Resistance
Prime Attribute- Spirit
Constant Effects-
Immobile- Possessor does not possess the ability 'Switch Rows', Constant Effect
Totemic Magical Focus- Possessor counts as a Totemic Magical Focus, Possessor's controller may place up to one buff from a spell beginning with the phrase "Totemic Magic" on possessor even if said spell can normally only place said buff on its caster, Possessor gains 1 buff slot as a non-stacking effect that does not stack with other sources of additional buff slots, Constant Effect
Abilities-
Magical Bolt- 45 Damage, Magic, 0 MP
Heal- 90 Damage, Heals, Magic, 0 MP
Bolster- +10 to any one stat, stacks 20 times, Magic, 0 MP

Zardowak Landhawk- (Pet, Bird, Earth, Lv.1, 80,000 Gold)
HP- 260
MP- 40
STR- 26
AGI- 32
CON- 15
MIN- 8
SPI- 9
XP- 0
XP Needed- 1,000
Minimum Level- 1
Defense- 18
Critical Chance- 1%
Resilience- 1%
To Hit- 100%
Dodge- 1%
Resistances and Immunities- None
Prime Attribute- Agility
Constant Effects-
None
Abilities-
Beak Chomp- 25 Damage, Earth, 0 MP
Gail Blast- 20 Damage, 1% Stun, Air, 5 MP

Transformations-
*The General's Triumph- (Transformation, Vehicle, Metal & Warding, 67,000,000 Gold)
Level 35
HP- #
MP- #
STR- #
AGI- #
CON- #
MIN- #
SPI- #
XP- 0
XP Needed- # (Standard Multiplier x2)
Minimum Level- 35
Defense- #
Defense against Stat Damage- #
Critical Chance- #%
Resilience- #%
To Hit- #%
Dodge- #%
Resistances and Immunities- 90% Metal Resistance, 90% Warding Resistance, 75% Water Resistance, 75% Electrical Resistance, 75% Air Resistance, 75% Physical Resistance, Immune to Pain, Confusion (except System Overload), Impaired, Poison, and Diseased (except Computer Virus), 70% Minor Status Effect Resistance, 50% Moderate Status Effect Resistance
Prime Attribute- Strength
Constant Effects-
Armored Fortress-Car- Possessor gains +# Defense, Possessor gains +#% Resilience, Possessor gains the subtype Machine, Constant Effect
Stylish Speed- Possessor's turn-order-determining stat sum is increased by # for turn-order-determining purposes, Constant Effect
Numerous Medals- Possessor gains +# to all stats and is afflicted with Elevated at the start of each round, Constant Effect
Medal Shield- Possessor gains +# Defense against individuals whose Level is lower than possessor's detransformed self's Fame, Constant Effect
Valorous- Possessor, possessor's passengers, and possessor's allies gain Confusion: Fear Immunity, Constant Effect
Passenger Capacity (3)- Possessor may at any time take an action to pick up or deploy 1 passenger, Possessor may, when transforming into this form, pick up any number of passengers up to max capacity, All passengers are automatically deployed when possessor de-transforms, Vehicle Trait
Abilities-
Iron-Gauntleted Mallet- # Damage, 100% inflicts Fatigued: Stun, Metal or Physical or Metal & Physical, 0 MP
Ballonsti Thrusters- Caster gains +# AGI, Caster's turn-order-determining stat becomes AGI, lasts 3 rounds, does not stack, Fire & Technology & Metal, # MP
Medal Ring- # Damage, 100% inflicts Wounded: Sawn Apart, Removes Elevated from targets, Metal or Metal & Air, # MP
Award- +# to all stats, inflicts Elevated, stacks 2 times, Metal & Air, # MP
Hammer Sweep- # Damage, 1 hit against 50, Physical & Air, # MP
Standard Multipliers-
20 = x200
40 = x200
60 = x200
Capped at 79

Permanant Consumables-
Blank Autobiography- (Permanent Consumable, Stat Upgrade, Air, 1 Charge, 15,000,000 Gold) User gains 5 Fame
Cookie- (Permanent Consumable, Empowered Item, Earth & Light & Darkness, 1 Charge, 100 Gold) Teaches user "Has Consumed # of the Permanent Consumable "Cookie"", Cannot be used if # is already 1 or greater
The Phantom Telephone- (Permanent Consumable, Other: Cursed Item, Darkness, 60,000 Gold) Target willing player gains the ability "Curse of the Phantom Telephone," may sometimes be used on non-willing targets in RP threads

Artifacts-
None

Secret Formulae-

Secret Formula- Blood Tea
Requires:
1 Tea Kettle
Consumes:
1 Empty Teacup
2 Tea Leaves
5 Blood
Produces:
Blood Tea- (Consumable, Drink, Darkness, 1 Charge, 600 Gold) Deals 60 Flat Darkness element HP Healing, +6 MIN, +6 CON, stacks 30 times

Secret Formula- Businessman's Coffee
Requires:
1 Coffee Pot
Consumes:
1 Coffee Beans
1 Coffee Mug
1 Coffee Filter
500 Gold
Produces:
Businessman's Coffee- (Consumable, Drink, Technology & Air, 1 Charge, 900 Gold) +2 to all stats, +90 Defense against Gold Damage, 30% cures Fatigued, 20% Inflicts Invigorated

Secret Formula- Comically Huge Cup Of Coffee
Requires:
1 Coffee Pot
Consumes:
60 Coffee Beans
1 HUGE Coffee Mug
1 Coffee Filter
Produces:
Comically Huge Cup Of Coffee- (Consumable, Drink, Water & Fire & Earth, 60 Charges, 12,000 Gold) +2 to all stats, 20% Inflicts Invigorated

Secret Formula- Mystic Figurine: Golden Goat
Requires:
None
Consumes:
20,000,000 Gold
Produces:
Mystic Figurine: Golden Goat- (Consumable, Summoning Stone, Earth, Unlimited Charges, 20,000,000 Gold) Generates an attack with Strength as its Prime Attribute, a Damage value of 55,000, and a 115% chance of inflicting Fatigued: Stun, This action counts as being performed by a Level 35 Animal with a Strength stat of 15,500, This item's user must be Level 20 or greater

Secret Formula- Mystic Figurine: Sand Diamond Camel
Requires:
None
Consumes:
5 Sand Diamond
Produces:
Mystic Figurine: Sand Diamond Camel- (Consumable, Summoning Stone, Earth, Unlimited Charges, 36,000,000 Gold) Up to 5 target individuals who are either willing or below Level 50 are removed from a Zone of Earth or Fire created by a source below Level 65, This action counts as being performed by a Level 45 Animal, This item's user must be Level 40 or greater

Secret Formula- Tea
Requires:
1 Tea Kettle
Consumes:
1 Empty Teacup
1 Tea Leaves
Produces:
Tea- (Consumable, Drink, Earth, 1 Charge, 300 Gold) +5 CON, +15 MIN

Secret Formula- Terrain Spell of the Sakura Forest: Magically Become Tall Due To Close Proximity To Blossoming Sakura Trees
Requires:
None
Consumes:
1 Square Mile of Sakura Forest on a Random World
15 Hope Mana Oil
Produces:
Terrain Spell of the Sakura Forest: Magically Become Tall Due To Close Proximity To Blossoming Sakura Trees- (Spell, Geomancy, Hope, 20,000 MP, 2,000,000 Gold) Caster is afflicted with Elevated and deals full Damage to lower-Level individuals in the back row for one round, The terrain or phantom terrain must be Sakura Forest to cast this spell

Secret Formula- Wake the Dead
Requires:
1 Coffee Pot
Consumes:
2 Exotic Coffee Beans
1 Massive Sphere of Necromantic Energy
1 Empty Mug
Produces:
Wake the Dead- (Consumable, Drink, Darkness, 1 Charge, 8,900,000 Gold) Resurrects target individual killed by a source below Level 60 and applies a buff to said individual that changes its subtype to Undead, with said resurrection being cancelled if said buff leaves target or target ceases to count as the subtype Undead, 100% inflicts Invigorated, this item's name counts as including 'Coffee'

Secret Formula- Skilled Necromancer's Staff
Requires:
Any Weaponsmith's Tools (worth at least 90,000 Gold)
Consumes:
Orlumais Staff
100 Darkness Mana Oil
50 Sphere of Necromantic Energy
Necromancer's Staff
Necromancer's Book
Necromancer's Command Rod
Produces:
Skilled Necromancer's Staff- (Weapon, Staff, Darkness & Magic, 5,415,000 Gold) +4,750 Melee Attack, +5,680 Magical Attack, +4,000 MIN, +4,000 SPI, Wielder's Necromancy spells that provide a Magical Attack Bonus gain +4,500 additional Magical Attack, Wielder's Necromancy summons gain +400 to all stats as a non-stacking effect, Wielder's Necromancy spells cost 3,000 less MP, +16,000 MP that may only be used for Necromancy spells, Wielder may equip 5 additional Necromancy spells, provided wielder has no non-Necromancy spells equipped, 30% inflicts Charm on Undead, 20% Undead Resistance if wielder has the ability Necromancer

Secret Formula- Skilled Purifier's Staff
Requires:
Any Weaponsmith's Tools (worth at least 90,000 Gold)
Consumes:
Orlumais Staff
100 Light Mana Oil
50 Sphere of Brilliant Energy
Purifier's Staff
Purifier's Book
Produces:
Skilled Purifier's Staff- (Weapon, Staff, Light & Magic, 5,415,000 Gold) +4,750 Melee Attack, +5,680 Magical Attack, +4,000 MIN, +4,000 SPI, Wielder's spells that provide a Magical Attack Bonus gain +4,500 additional Magical Attack when targetting Undead offensively, Undead opposing wielder suffer -400 to all stats as a non-stacking effect, Wielder's Holy Magic, Divine Magic, Spirit Magic, Healer Magic, and Celestial Magic spells cost 3,000 less MP, 15% Critical against Undead, 135% To Hit against Undead, 15% inflicts Awestruck: Sealed on Undead, 10% Undead Resistance, Wielder may not equip or cast Necromancy spells

Awards-
Arrived to Kill the Liquor Dragon After it was Already Defeated
Won a Race to Mount Evil Fortress
Has Won the "Winter's Grasp" Event Match
Has Won the "A Massive Condor Appears" Event Match
Has Won the "First Test Against The Adversary's Forces" Event Match
Has Won the "In Search of Ore Where the Undead Lurk" Event Match
Has Won the "Adventurers!" Event Match
Has Won the "First of the Arcane Spirits" Event Match
Has Won the "Drakespawn of the Caverns" Event Match
Has Won the "Fight Against the Storm" Event Match
Has Won the "Pillar of Self-Doubt" Event Match
Has Won the "The Rehanging" Event Match
Has Won the "Necromancer Lord Practice Bout" Event Match
Has Won the "Four Elementals" Event Match
'Has Won the 'Seizing the Center' Event Match'
Knows the Location of the Homes of an Inordinate Number of Abstracts on the Top Three Discs of Nexus
Went Caroling on Walrusfest
Had a Portait Painted at Walrusfest
Helped An Old Man Who Lived On The Cola Sea
Fell Through Spaaaaaaaace
Has Beaten 20 Bosses in Boss Rush Mode
Has Consumed 5 Essence Sphere: Bard
Has Consumed 5 Improved Essence Sphere: Bard
Has Consumed 5 Essence Sphere: Channeler
Has Consumed 5 Improved Essence Sphere: Channeler
Has Consumed 5 Essence Sphere: Commander
Has Consumed 5 Improved Essence Sphere: Commander
Has Consumed 2 Essence Sphere: Monk
Has Consumed 5 Essence Sphere: Musician
Has Consumed 5 Improved Essence Sphere: Musician
Learned the Wake The Dead Formula from Vivian
Learned the Businessman's Coffee Formula from Carl
Learned the Comically Huge Cup Of Coffee Formula from Carl
Learned the Blood Tea Formula from Vivian
Learned the Tea Formula from Vivian
Learned the Mystic Figurine: Sand Diamond Camel Formula from Idamyiir Luthos
Learned the Mystic Figurine: Golden Goat Formula from Idamyiir Luthos
Learned the Terrain Spell of the Sakura Forest: Magically Become Tall Due To Close Proximity To Blossoming Sakura Trees Formula from The East Wind
Has Completed 8 Frequent Formula Tasks
Has Won the "Evergarden Defense Test" Event Match
Participated in a Chaotic Arena-Member-Run Interview Session
Defeated Mitch Kurley and His Living Sax
Has Completed the Task "First Holy Imperial Challenge of Worth: Test of Fortune"
Has Completed the Task "Second Holy Imperial Challenge of Worth: Test of Skill"
Has Completed the Task "Third Holy Imperial Challenge of Worth: Test of War"
Has Completed the Task "Fourth Holy Imperial Challenge of Worth: Test of Seeking"
Has Completed the Task "Fifth Holy Imperial Challenge of Worth: Test of Mastery"
Has Completed the Task "Sixth Holy Imperial Challenge of Worth: Test of Stamina"
Has Completed the Task "Seventh Holy Imperial Challenge of Worth: Test of Echoes"
Has Completed the Task "Eighth Holy Imperial Challenge of Worth: Test of Time"
Has Completed the Task "Ninth Holy Imperial Challenge of Worth: Test of Collecting"
Has Completed the Task "Tenth Holy Imperial Challenge of Worth: Test of Combat"
Has Completed the Task "Eleventh Holy Imperial Challenge of Worth: Test of Remembrance"
Has Completed the Task "Twelfth Holy Imperial Challenge of Worth: Test of Choices"
Has Completed the Task "Fourth Holy Imperial Challenge of Power: Test of Hours"


Fortunes:

* The zebra makes a bad piano
* Windyworld will be an extremely safe place for you
* Your upcoming music-duel at The Chesterton will sell out in advance
* The talking hamburger is a dangerous abstract; you want to avoid listening to it but also do not want to be drug into a battle with it
* Investing in lich-brass will let you make an excellent pipe organ down the road

* The only love for your is your love for perfecting your craft