Summary
Kit gets:
20 Skill Points
Commandment:
*THOU SHALT NOT EAT THE FLESH OF HUMANS
Until Kit breaks this commandment in an RP thread (battle threads do not count), Kit gains +50% Minor Negative Status Effect Resistance.
Constant Essence Bleed- (Passive Ability, Curse) Possessor's Level is reduced by 10, Possessor's opponents gain +1 Level (to a max of possessor's Level, not counting reductions from this ability)
Earned the Ire of the Genie Sultan- (Passive Ability, Curse) Possessor, in RP threads, may be attacked by Genies and Wish-empowered mercenaries between Level 40 and Level 80; For each unique entity attracted by this Curse that possessor defeats, possessor, in addition to entity-specific rewards, gains 1 Fame, 20 Weirdworker Bonus Weeks, 20 Elementalist Bonus Weeks, and 20 Conjurer Bonus Weeks; This Curse tracks how many of these entities have been defeated and vanishes once 5 have been defeated
Extremely Haunted- (Passive Ability, Curse) Possessor, in RP threads, may be attacked by Undead and Living Rumors between Level 60 and Level 90; For each unique entity attracted by this Curse that possessor defeats, possessor, in addition to entity-specific rewards, gains 1 Fame, 20 Deathless One Bonus Weeks, 20 Necromancer Bonus Weeks, and 20 Warlock Bonus Weeks; This Curse tracks how many of these entities have been defeated and vanishes once 10 have been defeated
Gore-Explosion Vulnerability- (Passive Ability, Curse) Possessor takes 125% Damage. Possessor obtains -150% Resilience. If possessor is Criticalled, possessor is afflicted with Wounded, Wounded: Bleeding, and Wounded: Maimed. If possessor dies, each of possessor's opponents may choose to gain a non-stacking buff that gives its possessor the element Blood, with entities that take this option being afflicted with Elevated.
Haunted by Grandfather Greeley- (Passive Ability, Curse) All summons of possessor and possessor's allies are summoned Dead; at the start of each round, one of possessor's Dead summons is resurrected, and, if successfully resurrected, added to an opposing side of battle made up of uncontrolled summons, with this summon not being able to become controlled and being able to choose to count as possessing any base Consumable subtypes, Possessor is haunted and made the center of a repeating series of ghost stories involving the Living Rumor responsible for this curse as an RP effect
Haunted by Maggie Nowhere- (Passive Ability, Curse) Possessor has a 100% chance of being afflicted with Confusion: Lonely and Confusion: Lost at the start of ecah round, Whenever possessor is afflicted with a negative status effect, each side of battle opposing possessor may choose to create a Battlespace, set the Terrain of that battlespace to 'Empty Metropolis', create a Zone of Terror & Void in that battlespace, and attach an effect to said Zone that causes possessor to count as Defeated while in that Zone, Possessor is haunted and made the center of a repeating series of ghost stories involving the Living Rumor responsible for this curse as an RP effect
Haunted by The Bat Tender- (Passive Ability, Curse) Quantities of Drain possessor takes are doubled, Possessor cannot Dodge Animals, Aerials, Undead, Horrors, or Living Rumors; each side of battle opposing possessor may summon 200 Animal, Aerial, or Undead entities whose name includes 'Bat' that are below Level 66 and are normally fightable for drops at the start of each round, Possessor is haunted and made the center of a repeating series of ghost stories involving the Living Rumor responsible for this curse as an RP effect
Haunted by The Gaunt Giant- (Passive Ability, Curse) Possessor is afflicted with Confusion: Fear at the start of each round, Possessor takes double Damage (not including Healing, to a max of 750,000,000 additional Damage) Possessor's opponents may choose to prevent possessor from being able to create, alter, or destroy Zones, Terrains, Phantom Terrains, or effects attached to Zones, Terrains, or Phantom Terrains, Possessor's opponents may choose before any action to remove any number of effects attached to Zones, Terrains, or Phantom Terrains by possessor, Possessor's opponents may ignore the minimum and maximum number of entities in rows, , Possessor is haunted and made the center of a repeating series of ghost stories involving the Living Rumor responsible for this curse as an RP effect
Haunted by The Grinning Man's Reflection- (Passive Ability, Curse) Possessor cannot Reflect anything, Possessor has a 100% chance of being afflicted with Confusion: Fear or Confusion: Overwhelmed by Laughter at the start of each round, Wielder is afflicted with Instant Death if wielder is afflicted with both Confusion: Fear and Confusion: Overwhelmed by Laughter, Possessor is haunted and made the center of a repeating series of ghost stories involving the Living Rumor responsible for this curse as an RP effect
Haunted by The Jolly Piemaker- (Passive Ability, Curse) Possessor is afflicted with an incurable instance of Fatigued: Starvation at the start of each thread, Possessor gains no benefits from Food or Drink consumables, At the end of each round, one randomly determined side of battle opposing possessor may choose to control possessor for an action that may only target possessor's allies, must involve an attack, and must be offensive, with said action counting as involving the consumption of a Food consumable, Possessor is haunted and made the center of a repeating series of ghost stories involving the Living Rumor responsible for this curse as an RP effect
Haunted by The Luminous Rot- (Passive Ability, Curse) Possessor has a 100% chance of being afflicted with Plague: Forver's Rot, Plague: Remade, and Dominion at the start of each round, with possessor's opponents being able to choose to become the source of these effects (with multiple opponents desiring this having the highest Level become the source and equal-Level-highest-Level cross-claimants having priority determined randomly), Possessor cannot Dodge attacks coming from opponents, Possessor's opponents may choose to be resurrected at the start of each round, gaining a non-stacking buff that gives its possessor's the subtypes Plant & Undead if they do so, Possessor is haunted and made the center of a repeating series of ghost stories involving the Living Rumor responsible for this curse as an RP effect
Haunted by The Mother of Spiders- (Passive Ability, Curse) Possessor is afflicted with Venom at the start of each thread; each side of battle opposing possessor may summon 200 Insect or Undead entities whose name includes 'Spider', 'Arachnid', 'Widow', or 'Recluse' that are below Level 64 and are normally fightable for drops at the start of each round, Infliction chances of Poison and Venom are automatically successful on possessor, Possessor cannot become Immune to Poison or Venom, Possessor is haunted and made the center of a repeating series of ghost stories involving the Living Rumor responsible for this curse as an RP effect
Haunted by The Obscene Butcher- (Passive Ability, Curse) Possessor's opponents have their stats and Damage dealt doubled, Possessor's opponents may choose to additionally possess the elements Pleasure & Terror, Possessor's opponents may choose to deal HP Drain to possessor instead of HP Damage, Possessor's opponents cannot have their decisions, actions, or attacks controlled or randomized by possessor, possessor's allies, or status effects or debuffs created by possessor or possesesor's allies, Possessor's opponents ignore the effects of minor and moderate negative status effects, Possessor is haunted and made the center of a repeating series of ghost stories involving the Living Rumor responsible for this curse as an RP effect
Haunted by The Thing that Watches- (Passive Ability, Curse) Possessor cannot reset battle to earlier points and is afflicted with Cursed, Plague, and Insanity if battle is reset, Possessor is haunted and made the center of a repeating series of ghost stories involving the Living Rumor responsible for this curse as an RP effect
Haunted by The Voice Within Red Static- (Passive Ability, Curse) Possessor may not willingly link its values to the values of any other individual; at the start of each round, each opposing side of possessor's side of battle may choose to link possessor's HP or MP to the HP or MP of a chosen individual that is either on its side or on possessor's side; possessor's opponents may target possessor from any battlespace, Possessor is haunted and made the center of a repeating series of ghost stories involving the Living Rumor responsible for this curse as an RP effect
Haunted by The Weeping Swordswoman- (Passive Ability, Curse) Possessor is afflicted with Confusion: Depression at the start of each round, Possessor's opponents may choose for their attacks to inflict one of Pain, Wounded, Wounded: Bleeding, or Wounded: Maimed on possessor, Possessor's opponents may choose, before one of their actions, to a max of four times per round per side of battle, to forgo one of their actions to deal 650,000 Flat Terror & War element Damage to possessor, with things that would occur before and after said action still occurring, Possessor is haunted and made the center of a repeating series of ghost stories involving the Living Rumor responsible for this curse as an RP effect
Marked by The Crimson Gentleman- (Passive Ability, Curse) Possessor is afflicted with Cursed: Damned at the start of each thread, Each of possessor's opponents may, before its first action of each round, replicate six actions of entities on the Enemy List that are normally fightable for drops that are equal to or below the greater of (that opponent's Level or Level 65) as though instances of those entities were performing those actions (with the same entity being selectable multiple times), Possessor is haunted and made the center of a repeating series of horror stories involving the Living Rumor & Arch-Devil responsible for this curse as an RP effect
Paradise Pill Addiction- (Passive Ability, Curse) Each week, possessor must consume 1 Paradise Pill in the Shop; if possessor does not, possessor's 'Has Heaven in the Mind' ability is replaced with the ability 'Paradise Pill Withdrawal'; if possessor does, possessor's 'Paradise Pill Withdrawal' ability is replaced with the ability 'Has Heaven in the Mind'; if possessor does not for 30 consecutive weeks, possessor loses the abilities 'Paradise Pill Addiction', 'Has Heaven in the Mind', and 'Paradise Pill Withdrawal'
Has Heaven in the Mind- (Passive Ability, Blessing) Possessor suffers no negative effects from the status effects Confusion, Charm, Pain, Poison, Disease, Voidstruck, Mindblasted, or Wounded, Possessor is dealt 1,000,000 Flat Whimsy & Faith & Psychic element HP Healing at the start of each round, Possessor cannot be prevented from being resurrected by sources below Level 60, Possessor may cast spells as though possessor possessed a Patron Deity even if possessor does not
Chip Away Mental Defenses- (Passive Ability, Architect) If possessor is wielding a Tool or Axe whose name includes 'Pick', 'Shovel', or 'Mattock', whenever possessor would deal MIN Damage that is not Healing to a target, possessor applies a debuff to that target that stacks 200 times that provides -200 Defense against MIN Damage
Excavate the Heart's Contents from the Pathways of the Mind- (Passive Ability, Architect) Possessor's 'Excavate Insanity' technique may gain a 30% chance of inflicting or curing Dominion and a 100% chance of inflicting or curing Charm
Mind-Shattering Strike- (Technique Ability, Architect) Possessor may use 'Mind-Shattering Strike' in conjunction with a 'Melee Attack' or 'Melee Overdrive' action so long as no other technique is used and possessor has a Tool or Axe whose name includes 'Pick', 'Shovel', or 'Mattock' equipped. Said action gains +60,000 Melee Attack, a 200% chance of inflicting Confusion, a 100% chance of inflicting Mindblasted, and a 30% chance of inflicting Insanity and removes all Psychic element buffs from sources below Level 60 from its target.
Psyche-Manifesting Pickaxe Blow- (Technique Ability, Architect) Possessor may use 'Psyche-Manifesting Pickaxe Blow' in conjunction with a 'Melee Attack' or 'Melee Overdrive' action so long as no other technique is used and possessor has a Tool or Axe whose name includes 'Pick', 'Shovel', or 'Mattock' equipped. Said action gains +35,000 Melee Attack, may deal no Damage, may deal 3,500 MIN Damage, cures all Possession and Haunting effects on target from Mindshadows below user's Level that are below Level 80, allows the target to optionally summon up to 5 Mindshadows of lower Level than the target that are normally fightable for drops on the Enemy List (with a max of 5 summoned per target).
Crisis Overcrash: Golden Rapture- (Technique Ability, Heavenly Protector) Possessor may use 'Crisis Overcrash: Golden Rapture' in conjunction with an 'Overdrive' or 'Ultimate Attack' action so long as possessor's MP is not set to 0, possessor has been in a Crisis Zone for the ends of the previous two rounds, possessor is currently in a Crisis Zone, no other technique or overcrash is being used, and possessor is an Angel, Celestial, or Deva. Said action gains +400,000 Magical Attack, gains '1 hit against all', may move its targets who are not equal Level to or greater Level than user to the existing battlespace of user's choice, unsummons its targets who are Daemons, Devils, and Demons, removes buffs and debuffs from its targets that grant their possessors the subtype Undead, ignores the Resistances and Immunities of non-unique entities below Level 80 and unique entities below Level 60, and has a 100% chance of inflicting Cursed: Damned and Vanished on opponents of user who are not greater Level than user. Said action sets its user's MP to 0 for the remainder of the thread.
Ghost Hunter- (Skill Tree, Hunter)
[][][][][]- Possessor gains +5% To Hit against Undead whose name includes 'Ghost' or who possess a Constant Effect whose name includes 'Incorporeal' for each box marked; each box costs 1 Skill Point
[][][][][]- Possessor gains +3% Critical against Undead for each box marked; each box costs 1 Skill Point
[]- Possessor may spend an action to scan the stats of an Undead whose name includes 'Ghost' or who possesses a Constant Effect whose name includes 'Incorporeal'; the box costs 3 skill points
[]- Possessor ignores Dodge bonuses provided by Constant Effects whose name includes 'Incorporeal'; the box costs 8 skill points
[]- Possessor is Immune to debuffs that come from abilities whose name includes 'Possess' or 'Possession' that result in possessor's actions being controlled or possessor being treated as a transformation; the box costs 10 skill points
Warpspeed Jousting- (Technique Ability, Lancer) Possessor may use 'Warpspeed Jousting' in conjunction with a 'Melee Overdrive' action so long as no other technique is used and possessor is wielding a unique Spear weapon called '*The Star Lance from Elgath'Thronginn'. Said action gains +135,000 Melee Attack, deals full Damage to the back row, cannot miss targets who are below Level 80, and may, if no entity of Level 80 or greater or that is both Level 60 or greater and greater Level than wielder in either wielder's current battlespace or wielder's chosen destination battlespace objects, wielder may, at the beginning of said action, move to another battlespace and target entities in that battlespace with said action.
Preserve Extracted Brain- (Passive Ability, Mad Scientist) Once per round, possessor may choose to place a buff on a dying individual that prevents (dying or being dead) from removing MIN increasing buffs, but that, if removed, removes all MIN-increasing buffs on its possessor if its possessor is dead at the time of its removal
Fleet Footed Messenger- (Skill Tree, Monk)
[][][][][]- Possessor gains +5% Dodge for each box marked; each box costs 1 Skill Point
[]- Possessor gains +500 to possessor's turn-order-determining stat sum if the box is marked; the box costs 5 skill points
[]- Possessor may gain an additional action once per battle that may only be a 'Switch Rows' action if the box is marked; the box costs 5 skill points
[]- Possessor may gain an additional action once per battle that may only be a 'Trade' action if the box is marked; the box costs 5 skill points
[]- Once per thread possessor may gain an additional action after completing a 'Trade' action if the box is marked; the box costs 12 skill points
Viceduke of Vice- (Passive Ability, Pactmaker) Possessor's infliction chances of Charm: Lust, Poison: Drunk, and Poison: High are increased by 30%, Possessor may prevent lower Level entities from inflicting Charm: Lust, Poison: Drunk, and Poison: High, Possessor may choose to sextuple the HP and MP costs of Dark Magic and Demon Magic for lower Level individuals
Mindscape-Boring Movement- (Passive Ability, Wanderer) Possessor gains Mindblasted: Lost in Thought Immunity, Possessor may, up to once per round, when possessor moves from one row to another row, destroy a Zone of Psychic created by a lower-Level entity or remove an effect attached to a Zone of Psychic that comes from a lower-Level entity, Effects attached to Zones of Psychic by entities below Level 60 cannot prevent possessor from moving to other rows or battlespaces
Warp Step- (Passive Ability, Wanderer) Possessor gains +35% Dodge, Possessor gains +3 Move, Possessor's Movetype becomes Warp
Knows Some Smelly Goblins- (Passive Ability, Warlord) Humanoids and Fae summoned by possessor whose name includes 'Goblin' may natrually have their names gain the prefix 'Smelly ' and, if they do, naturally gain the effect 'Smells Vile- Entities in the same battlespace as possessor who do not possess the Constant Effect 'Smells Vile' have a 50% chance of being afflicted with Pain: Nauseous at the start of each round and when possessor enters their battlespace, Constant Effect'
Elected President of Mayors- (Passive Ability, Wind Duke) Possessor gains +5 Fame, Possessor may, at the start of any round, choose to have a 60% chance of inflicting Dominion on any entity whose name includes 'Mayor', Possessor may, at the start of any round, choose to give any willing entity of lower Level's name the prefix 'Mayor ', Possessor may, at the start of any round, choose to give any entity of lower Level a debuff that removes the word 'Mayor' from its possessor's name
Unfathomable Undercrash: Cool Thy Numbers and Thy Tits, Thot- (Technique Ability, Other: Cosmic Mathematician) Possessor may use 'Unfathomable Undercrash: Cool Thy Numbers and Thy Tits, Thot' in conjunction with an 'Overdrive' or 'Ultimate Attack' action so long as possessor has not previously used an Undercrash during the thread, no other Technique, Undercrash, or Overcrash is being used, and possessor has a unique Container named 'Yeet Boi Ebineezer's Skateboard Protractor' equipped. Said action gains +49,000 Melee Attack, becomes solely the elements Ice & Numerals, and applies an unremovable debuff to one of its targets that prevents its possessor's stats from being altered by buffs, debuffs, or status effects from sources that are not 5 Levels greater than its source, prevents its possessor from benefiting from minor positive status effects, and that prevents its possessor from inflicting Charm. Said action's user may not, as an effect that is not a debuff, use Overcrashes the remainder of the thread.
Wielder of Glanfloojdottmundr- (Passive Ability, Other: Legend) Possessor may equip 'Glanfloojdottmundr: Cannon-Shield of the Landhawk Lord'
Bestow Worshipper Benefit: Destined for Lasting Romance- (Passive Ability, Other: Worldbound God) Possessor may choose for possessor's Devout Worshippers to obtain the following Worshipper Benefit: Destined for Lasting Romance- Possessor's stat values may not be delinked by sources below (Possessor's Level, to a max of possessor's granting Patron Deity's Level) without possessor's permission, Worshipper Benefit
Bestow Worshipper Benefit: Disjoined From Time- (Passive Ability, Other: Worldbound God) Possessor may choose for possessor's Devout Worshippers to obtain the following Worshipper Benefit: Disjoined From Time- Possessor gains Petrified: Time Stop Immunity, Dissolving: No Future Immunity, and 40% Time Resistance, Worshipper Benefit
Bestow Worshipper Benefit: Excellent Lover- (Passive Ability, Other: Worldbound God) Possessor may choose for possessor's Devout Worshippers to obtain the following Worshipper Benefit: Excellent Lover- At the start of each round, possessor may select a willing target to cause to regenerate (Possessor's Level (to a max of Possessor's granting Patron Deity's Level) * 1,000) HP and have a (Possessor's Level (to a max of Possessor's granting Patron Deity's Level) *4)% chance of inflicting Charm, Charm: Lovestruck, and Charm: Lust, Worshipper Benefit
Bestow Worshipper Benefit: Glows With Inner Light- (Passive Ability, Other: Worldbound God) Possessor may choose for possessor's Devout Worshippers to obtain the following Worshipper Benefit: Glows With Inner Light- Possessor's presence counts as the presence of (Possessor's Level (to a max of Possessor's granting Patron Deity's Level)/10, rounded up) Zones of Light
Bestow Worshipper Benefit: Protection from Base Elements- (Passive Ability, Other: Worldbound God) Possessor may choose for possessor's Devout Worshippers to obtain the following Worshipper Benefit: Protection from Base Elements- Possessor gains 5% Base Element Resistance, Worshipper Benefit
Bestow Worshipper Benefit: Rapid Prayer- (Passive Ability, Other: Worldbound God) Possessor may choose for possessor's Devout Worshippers to obtain the following Worshipper Benefit: Rapid Prayer- Possessor may declare at the start of a round that possessor is praying rapidly; if possessor does so, possessor broadcasts the message '<Possessor> is praying rapidly!', gains +((Possessor's Level, to a max of possessor's Patron Deity's Level -1)*100) to possessor's turn-order-determining stat sum for turn-order-determining purposes, may only conduct one action during the round, and may only perform 'Cast a Spell' actions that involve the casting of a Divine Magic spell during the round, Worshipper Benefit
Bestow Worshipper Benefit: Temporally Hasted- (Passive Ability, Other: Worldbound God) Possessor may choose for possessor's Devout Worshippers to obtain the following Worshipper Benefit: Temporally Hasted- Possessor is afflicted with Augmented: Haste at the start of each round and gains the element Time, Worshipper Benefit
Bestow Worshipper Benefit: Unaging- (Passive Ability, Other: Worldbound God) Possessor may choose for possessor's Devout Worshippers to obtain the following Worshipper Benefit: Unaging- Possessor gains Fatigued: Elderly Immunity and 15% Time Resistance, Worshipper Benefit
Can Link to Multiple Planets- (Passive Ability, Other: Worldbound God) Possessor suffers no negative effects from failing to meet requirements of Worldbound God abilities regarding what Zones, Terrains, or Phantom Terrains possessor must be in (but does not count as being in them for other purposes when not in them)
Enjoys Being Worshipped- (Passive Ability, Other: Worldbound God) Possessor is afflicted with Elevated or Invigorated at the start of each round when possessor possesses at least 5 Devout Worshippers in the same battlespace
Focus of Worship- (Passive Ability, Other: Worldbound God) Possessor's pets and summons may choose, when summoned, when equipped, or at the start of a round, if they possess no Patron Deity, for possessor to become their Patron Deity
Lesser Deific Domain: Light- (Passive Ability, Other: Worldbound God) Possessor's actions may gain (Possessor Level * 2)% Inflicts Awestruck, Possessor gains 40% Light Resistance, Possessor has RP powers connected to this divine domain
Lesser Deific Domain: Love- (Passive Ability, Other: Worldbound God) Possessor's actions may gain (Possessor Level * 3)% Inflicts Charm: Lovestruck, Possessor has RP powers connected to this divine domain
Lesser Deific Domain: Madness- (Passive Ability, Other: Worldbound God) Possessor's actions may gain (Possessor Level * 3)% Inflicts Confusion, Possessor has RP powers connected to this divine domain
Lesser Deific Domain: Plants- (Passive Ability, Other: Worldbound God) Possessor's Plant allies gain +(Possessor Level * 200) to all stats, Possessor gains 15% Plant Resistance, Possessor has RP powers connected to this divine domain
Lesser Deific Domain: Time- (Passive Ability, Other: Worldbound God) Possessor and possessor's allies are afflicted with Augmented: Haste at the start of each round, Possessor has RP powers connected to this divine domain
Lesser Deific Domain: Wards- (Passive Ability, Other: Worldbound God) Possessor and possessor's allies gain +(200* Possessor's Level) Defense, Possessor gains 40% Warding Resistance, Possessor has RP powers connected to this divine domain
Mad God's Breath- (Passive Ability, Other: Worldbound God) When possessor summons an entity, if that entity chooses when summoned to become a Devout Worshipper of possessor or otherwise a Devout Worshipper of possessor at the time of its summoning, possessor may choose to afflict that entity with an instance of Insanity that gives its possessor Immunity to Major Negative Status Effects from sources that are below possessor's Level in addition to its other effects
%*Glanfloojdottmundr: Cannon-Shield of the Landhawk Lord- (Weapon, Other: Weapon of Legend, Physical & Air, Lv. 59, X Gold) +236,000 Defense, +118,000 Melee Attack, +236,000 Ranged Attack, 120% Resilience, 240% inflicts Fatigued: Stun, Fatigued: Stun Immunity, Wielder's pets and summons whose name includes 'Landhawk' gain +23,000 to all stats as a non-stacking bonus, This item possesses the subtype Shield, This item may not normally be equipped unless a proper ability is possessed
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XP Needed: # (Standard Multiplier x1 (x10 artifact in terms of power), raised to x60 to bypass Level 60 barrier)
*Nation Masher- (Weapon, Hammer, War & Destruction, 1,850,000,000 Gold) +1,850,000 Melee Attack, Wielder deals double Damage (to a max of 185,000,000 additional points) to Units, Large Structures, and Civilization-element targets as an effect that does not stack with effects that multiply Damage specifically against any of those three things, Wielder's 'Melee Overdrive' actions inflict a non-stacking debuff that makes its possessor unable to summon Units or Large Structures, Wielder's 'Melee Overdrive' attacks gain '1 hit against all opponents in wielder's battlespace', Wielder must be Level 60 or greater and must have 12 or greater Base STR
*Staff of the Dreaming Future- (Weapon, Staff, Dream & Hope & Time, 450,000,000 Gold) +450,000 Magical Attack, +400,000 Melee Attack, +450,000 SPI, +4,500,000 MP as a non-stacking bonus, Wielder's Fantasmic allies obtain +40,000 to all stats as a non-stacking buff, Wielder may spend an action to summon up to 5 Fantasmics below Level 90 from the Enemy List, with this action optionally being delayed up to 24 rounds
*The Unstoppable Boulder- (Weapon, Stone, Earth, 800,000,000 Gold) +800,000 Melee Attack, +800,000 Ranged Attack, +800,000 Magical Attack, Paralyzed Immunity, +50% Petrified Resistance, Wielder ignores the Resistances, Immunities, Reflections, and Absorptions of lower-Level entities below Level 80; At the start of each round, if none of wielder's other attacks or actions have yet repeated, wielder may, at the same cost as the previous use, repeat a non-Overcrash attack that incorporated one of this item's attack bonuses, being able to choose different targets for this repeated attack; This item additionally counts as possessing the subtypes Deadly Item, Throwing Weapon, and Orb, Wielder must be Level 60 or greater
Bobbobattian Flypaper- (Weapon, Deadly Item, Earth & Acid, 14,500,000 Gold) +14,000 Melee Attack, 150% inflicts Paralyzed: Adhered
Pompadour Megachinchilla of Atomic Doomfury- (Weapon, Deadly Item, Atomic & Destruction & Cute Pets, 67,500,000 Gold) +67,500 Ranged Attack, 100% inflicts Poison: Irradiated, 15% inflicts Crippled: Devastated, 'Ranged Attack' actions involving this item's attack bonus ignore To Hit reductions on their performer that come from debuffs that are present on their performer, This item additionally possesses the subtypes Animal and Throwing Weapon
Flames of Inferno- (Weapon, Force, Fire & Acid & Atomic & Law & Evil, 230,000,000 Gold) +230,000 Melee Attack, +230,000 Ranged Attack, +230,000 Magical Attack, 300% inflicts Poison: Irradiated and Hexed, 150% inflicts Burning and Dissolving, 30% inflicts Cursed and Smitten: Great Atrocity, Wielder must be Level 40 or greater
Dyzoslo Pistol- (Weapon, Gun, Chaos & Energy, 16,500,000 Gold) +1 Ranged Attack, 100% inflicts Confusion, Charm, Pain, Poison, Stat Drain, Impaired: Rewind, Poison: Atrophying Toxin, Stat Drain: DODGE Drain, Charm: Pacified, Confusion: Dizzy, Confusion: Paranoia, Hexed: Ill Fortune, Impaired: Mute, Poison: Damage Effect, and Poison: Numbing Agent
Normalizer- (Weapon, Gun, Basic, 75,000,000 Gold) +75,000 Ranged Attack, Wielder's 'Ranged Attack' actions, if hitting a single non-allied target below wielder's Level that is below Level 80, remove all buffs, debuffs, and status effects from that target
Celestial Clarion- (Weapon, Instrument, Light & Sonic, 210,000,000 Gold) +210,000 Magical Attack, +210,000 SPI, +2,100,000 MP as a non-stacking bonus, 240% To Hit, Wielder may not be prevented from applying buffs to Celestials, Angels, Devas, Aisurii, or Illuminated by sources below Level 80, Wielder must be Level 40 or greater
Juicy Cannon Shield- (Weapon, Shield, Physical & Acid, 99,500 Gold) +120 Defense, +40 Melee Attack, +110 Ranged Attack, 5% inflicts Fatigued: Stun, wielder's 'Ranged Attack' and 'Ranged Overdrive' actions count as involving the use of a Food consumable whose name is 'Orange Banana Melon Fruit' and a Drink consumable whose name is 'Apple Grape Orange Mango Banana Fruit Juice', and may gain 'May Heal'
Heart of the Undying- (Weapon, Stone, Darkness & Life, 160,000,000 Gold) +160,000 Magical Attack, +160,000 SPI, Wielder's Undead allies are resurrected at the end of every round, Wielder must be Level 40 or greater
Bag of Line-Dancing Miniature Elephants Made of Dread-Basilisk-Blood-Coated Swords- (Weapon, Throwing Weapon, War & Beast, 37,500,000 Gold) +37,500 Ranged Attack, 15% inflicts Petrified, 15% inflicts Instant Death, Wielder's 'Ranged Attack', 'Point Blank', and 'Ranged Overdrive' actions count as involving the casting of a Dance spell and count as involving twenty additional Animals that are also Golems and Swords, Wielder must be Level 20 or greater and must possess the abilities 'Slayer' and 'Assassin'
Heaven Quill- (Weapon, Wand, Light & Air, 275,000,000 Gold) +275,000 Magical Attack, +2,750,000 MP as a non-stacking bonus, 200% inflicts Awestruck, Wielder may inflict up to 5 minor or moderate status effects on each ally at the start of each round, Wielder must be Level 40 or greater
Transdimensional Cataclysm Rod- (Weapon, Wand, Fire & Destruction & Spatial, 268,000,000 Gold) +268,000 Magical Attack, 30% inflicts Crippled, At the start of each round, wielder may deal (1,000,000 * the number of battlespaces that wielder possesses at least 5 different Memento of Ruin allies in, to a max of 10 such battlespaces) Flat Fire & Destruction & Spatial element Damage to all entities in any one battlespace, with this Damage not being dealable to entities above wielder's Level who are in a different battlespace than wielder, Wielder must be Level 40 or greater
Prison of Endless Teeth- (Weapon, Other: Box, Physical & Beast & Spatial & Terror, 145,000,000 Gold) +145,000 Melee Attack, +145,000 Ranged Attack, +145,000 Magical Attack, 175% inflicts Confusion: Fear, 50% inflicts Entombed: Oublietted, 5% inflicts Vanished, 5% inflicts Instant Death, At the start of each round, one of wielder's attacks from the previous round that targeted an individual who is currently afflicted with Confusion: Fear or Entombed: Oublietted may be repeated against that individual so long as none of wielder's other attacks already repeated on same round, Wielder must be Level 40 or greater
Fission Key- (Weapon, Other: Keyring, 63,000,000 Gold) +63,000 Magical Attack, 100% inflicts Poison: Irradiated, Each of wielder's 'Magical Attack' actions may replicate an Atomic element action performable by an Atomic element entity on the Enemy List that is below Level 80, below wielder's Level, and normally fightable for drops, doing so as though an instance of said entity is performing said ability
Corset of REALLY Tight Squeezes- (Armorx.5, Clothes, Physical, 5,000,000 Gold) +5,000 Defense, +5,000 AGI, Wearer may not be prevented from targeting entities in the back row by entities below Level 60 who are in the front row of any row-order formation, Wearer may choose to count as up to 900,000 fewer entities for row-order purposes (to a minimum of 1), Wearer is dealt 50,000 Flat Physical element Damage at the start of each round and has a 95% chance of being afflicted with Pain and Suffocation at the start of each round
Suit that Makes Its Wearer the President- (Armor, Clothes, Air & Civilization & Psychic, 30,000,000 Gold) +30,000 Defense, 100% inflicts Charm, +10 Fame as a non-stacking bonus, Wearer becomes the controller of Large Structure and Unit summons that were summoned by entities 10 or more Levels below wearer's Level that are below Level 70
T-Shirt of the Swole Vegan Giant-Buster- (Armorx.5, Clothes, Physical & Earth & Sonic, 31,500,000 Gold) +31,500 Defense, +31,500 STR, +31,500 CON, 75% Resilience, Wearer gains a buff at the start of each round that stacks 200 times, all instances of this buff are removed if wearer deals Drain to a non-Plant entity or consumes a Food item whose name does not include 'Vegan', at the start of each round, this item announces "<Wearer's Name> IS GETTING HELLA BUFF FROM WORKING OUT AND HASN'T EATEN MEAT OR ANIMAL PRODUCTS IN <The number of rounds since either the start of battle or the last time that wearer dealt Drain to a non-Plant entity or consumed a Food item whose name does not include 'Vegan'> DAYS! BOOYAH! ASK <Wearer's Name> ABOUT WORKOUT TIPS AND FOR ADVICE ON HOW YOU CAN IMPROVE YOUR DIET! MEAT IS MURDER! YOLO, BITCHES!"
Hyper-Strength-Booster Exo-Frame- (Armor, Power Armor, Technology & Physical, 60,000,000 Gold) +30,000 Defense, +60,000 Melee Attack, +60,000 STR, Wielder may choose to use a Base STR of 20 instead of wielder's own Base STR
Robe of the Renewed Forest- (Armor, Robe, Wood & Life, 17,350,000 Gold) +17,500 Defense, +17,500 MIN, +15,500 SPI, +175,000 HP as a non-stacking bonus, Wearer regenerates 17,500 HP at the start of each round, Wearer is cured of one minor negative status effect at the start of each round, Wearer may, up to once per battle, spend an action to re-create all Zones, Terrains, and Phantom Terrains that were destroyed by opponents of wearer during the previous round and the current round, provided said destruction was not performed by a source 20 or more Levels greater than wearer, with said re-creation undoing the removal of effects attached to those Zones, Terrains, and Phantom Terrains, retaining the original sources for the effects whose destruction was undone , with sources Level 80 or greater being able to object to wearer undoing the destruction of some or all of their specific effects, Wearer must be Level 20 or greater
Anglefish Scales- (Armor, Other: Pelt, Water & Spatial, 177,000,000 Gold) +177,000 Defense, 250% To Hit, 75% Dodge, Wearer cannot be hit by sources below Level 60, Wearer cannot miss targets below Level 80, Wearer is Immune to sources below Level 40, Wearer must be Level 40 or greater
*Aunt Florence's Hair- (Accessory, Bioaugmentation, Fire, 65,000,000 Gold) +65,000 Ranged Attack, +65,000 MIN, +6,500 Defense against Stat Damage, All other individuals in wielder's battlespace have a 100% chance of being afflicted with Confusion and Confusion: Fear at the start of each round, Wielder is dealt 650,000 Flat Fire element Damage at the start of each round, Wielder Absorbs Fire from sources that are wielder's allies (including wielder), Wielder's attacks may gain the element Fire
*Belt that Improves Kit- (Accessory, Belt, Magic & Physical, 300,000,000 Gold) +30,000 to all uncapped stats, +30,000 Defense against Stat Damage, 100% Minor Status Effect Resistance, Wearer is Immune to sources below Level 60, Wearer must be Level 60 or greater and must be a unique Battle Arena Member whose name includes 'Kit' and does not include 'Fake' or 'Clone'
Elder Bear-Centipede Tentacle-Head- (Accessory, Bioaugmentation, Physical & Beast, 30,000,000 Gold) +30,000 Melee Attack, +30,000 STR, +300,000 HP as a bonus that stacks 5 times, Possessor may conduct 'Melee Attack' and 'Melee Overdrive' actions while in the back row, Possessor gains the subtypes Animal & Insect, Possessor counts as wielding an additional Whip, Possessor must be Level 20 or greater
Abdelringogian Fractal-Iris Cage- (Accessory, Container, Grandeur & Spatial & Wood & Knowledge, 1,212,301,000 Gold) If wielder would be afflicted with Crippled: Blinded to the Nature of the Purpose, wielder may instead remove the text of one of wielder's equipped or carried Container accessories that does not already possess said debuff as a non-stacking debuff that is held by that item
Celas Costume- (Accessory, Container, Wood & Moon, 3,000,000 Gold) Wearer's Base STR becomes 5, Wearer's Base AGI becomes 2, Wearer's Base CON becomes 5, Wearer's Base MIN becomes 1, Wearer's Base SPI becomes 3, Wearer's name becomes 'Costume', Wearer counts as having a Grand Armor armor named 'Celas' equipped that is also an Aquatic
Microwave that Sets Food's Temperature to 'Unpleasantly Tepid'- (Accessory, Gadget, Ice & Energy, 115,000 Gold) Food consumables used by wielder gain a 75% chance of inflicting Pain: Discomfort and do not inflict buffs
47,319,208 Statue of a Yak with Destructo-Laser-Cannons in Its Eyes- (Accessory, Gadget, Technology & Psychic & Energy, 4,500,000 Gold) Wielder may deal 45,000 Flat Technology & Psychic & Energy element Damage to up to 2 targets at the start of each round, Wielder counts as possessing an additional Animal & Golem & Robot ally
Big Ribbon That Sadly Protects Against No Status Effects- (Accessory, Hat, Basic, 10,000 Gold) +10 Defense, +10 SPI
Banner of Nexus-Within-Shade- (Accessory, Magic Item, Darkness & Astral & Civilization, 180,000,000 Gold) +180,000 to all stats, Wielder's allies gain +9,000 to all stats as a non-stacking bonus, Zones of Light cannot be created by sources below Level 80, Wielder must be Level 40 or greater
Candelabra of the Forgotten Dawn- (Accessory, Magic Item, Time & Light & Astral & Stasis, 1,000,000,000 Gold) Wielder's opponents below Level 99 that are not 20 or more Levels greater than wielder that are bosses cannot summon entities through their Boss Effects on the first round of battle, Wielder must be Level 60 or greater
Dragon-Redirecting Weathervane- (Accessory, Magic Item, Draco & Air & Magic, 63,500,000 Gold) Up to three times per round, wielder may redirect an attack or action performed by a Dragon below Level 60
Horn of Foreign Fruits- (Accessory, Magic Item, Energy & War & Hope & Moon & Truth, 30,000,000 Gold) Wielder treats Energy, War, Hope, Moon, and Truth as nonbase elements, Wielder's opponents below Level 60 who are not 5 or more Levels greater than wielder treat Energy, War, Hope, Moon, and Truth as nonbase elements
Stone of the Seven Sages- (Accessory, Magic Item, Magic, 77,777,770 Gold) +77,777 Magical Attack, +77,777 MIN, +77,777 SPI, +777,777 MP as a bonus that stacks 7 times, 40% Magic Resistance, Ritual Magic spells cast by wielder may count as including 7 additional casters who possess abilities with the same names as wielder's abilities
Ring of Djeenk- (Accessory, Ring, Ice & Magic, 14,500,000 Gold) Once per battle, when an item would be stolen from wielder, it instead is not stolen; Wielder's Fatigued: Sleep infliction chances are increased by 50% as a bonus that stacks twice
Invisible Weathervane- (Accessory, Trinket, Air, 40,000 Gold) 15% inflicts Confusion, At the start of each round, wielder is informed of the name of a random base element that wielder is not in a Zone of if such an element exists
Malignant Soul-Anchor- (Accessory, Trinket, Evil & Spatial, 180,000,000 Gold) 30% inflicts Cursed: Damned on every non-wielder individual who is not a Demon, Devil, or Daemon at the start of each round
Mr. Fly's Easily-Lost Golfball- (Accessory, Trinket, Air, 50 Gold) This item has a 25% chance of exiting the thread at the start of each round
Obnoxiously-Titanic Bowling Trophy for Ants- (Accessory, Trinket, Earth, 160,000,000 Gold) +1,600,000 HP as a non-stacking bonus, Wielder's Insect allies gain +50% To Hit with Orbs, Wielder counts as possessing a Constant Effect named 'Hypermassive', No other individual below Level 80 can be in the back row of wielder's row-order formation if wielder is in the back row, Wielder may choose to count as 120,000,000,000 additional entities for row-order purposes, Wielder cannot be a passenger of entities below Level 80 and cannot be Devoured by entities below Level 80
Reversible Cassette of Remalius's Greatest Workout Secrets- (Accessory, Trinket, Technology & Physical, 6,500,000 Gold) 200% inflicts or cures Fatigued, Impaired, Stat Drain: STR Drain, Stat Drain: AGI Drain, Stat Drain: CON Drain, Impaired: Obese, Wielder's actions count as involving an additional Bardic Music spell
Skillet Covered in Anti-Plague Seasoning- (Accessory, Trinket, Life & Fire & Earth, 65,000,000 Gold) Food items wielder uses gain '60% cures Plague'
Solid Mortar- (Accessory, Trinket, Earth & Physical, 200,000 Gold) Wielder's Home Base gains +2,000 HP as a bonus that stacks 3 times
Stay-Frosty Underwear- (Accessory, Trinket, Ice, 15,000 Gold) Wielder gains Charm: Lust Immunity
Cloversugar Luck-Cookie- (Consumable, Food, Earth & Fortune, 1 Charge, 7,000,000 Gold) Target acquires a non-stacking buff that provides +50% To Hit, +50% Dodge, +50% Critical, and +50% Resilience
100 Paradise Pill- (Consumable, Other: Drug, Whimsy & Faith & Toxin, 1 Charge, 20,000,000 Gold) Satiates addiction; Has RP effects
*Essence Injector: Rosaline Fabrice, Masterwork of the Artificer Velimir- (Permanent Consumable, Essence Sphere, Light, 1 Charge, X Gold) User's name becomes '"Lady Rosaline", Masterwork No. 53 of Artificer Velimir Fabrice', User's subtype becomes Clockwork, User's element becomes Light, User's Base STR becomes 4, User's base AGI becomes 18, User's base CON becomes 29, user's base MIN becomes 5, User's base SPI becomes 4, User obtains an award to reflect user's new total number of base stat points, User becomes Level 59 and completes and acquires awards for all Seal Tasks below that point, User's Fame becomes 28, All of user's awards that are RP-thread-based gain ' In a Past Life as Someone Else' appended to their end, User's abilities are replaced with the abilities on 'Rosaline List 1', excluding any Of the Tales abilities that might be on that list.
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Fae Prince's Heartblood- (Permanent Consumable, Empowered Item, Magic & Blood & Life & Wood, 1 Charge, 80,000,000 Gold) Target willing player gains the ability 'Prince of Faerie' and 40 Counselor of Faerie Bonus Weeks
Grandmaster's Gouda- (Permanent Consumable, Empowered Item, Hax, 1 Charge, 2,000,000,000 Gold) Target PC who does not possess the award 'Has Partaken of a Very Rare Meal' and who possesses Expert tier-abilities in at least five classes gains 80 bonus weeks and the award 'Has Partaken of a Very Rare Meal'
Radioactive-Rhino-DNA Injector- (Permanent Consumable, Empowered Item, Atomic & Blood & Beast, 1 Charge, 85,000,000 Gold) Target willing player gains the ability 'Super Rhino Mode'
Water of Eternal Unity- (Permanent Consumable, Minor Artifact, Water & Eternity, 1 Charge, X Gold) User, if a willing PC of Level 60 or greater who is not being controlled by any entity, may choose to permanently retire and become unable to be unretired; if user does so, user's character slot is transformed into a Keybearer Character Slot
*Mount Luquastraviirat, Dwelling-House of the Serpents of Sea and Flame- (Item, Property, Water & Fire & Earth, 415,000,000 Gold)
'HEY BOZO, YOU SHOYLD WORSHIP KIT!' The Pamphlet- (Item, Antiquity, Fire, 60 Gold)
A Box Containing A Fallen Candle- (Item, Antiquity, Terror, 300 Gold)
Battle Arena Member Greatest Hits Figure Collection: Tia - That One Time She Opened A Fake Car Wash And Robbed People- (Item, Antiquity, Water & Darkness, 19,500 Gold)
Coffee Brewer that Runs on MaaaaaAAAAAAaaaaaagic- (Item, Antiquity, Magic & Water & Earth, 17,000 Gold)
Corporealized Foulness- (Item, Antiquity, Darkness & Earth & Water & Psychic & Magic, 1,450,000 Gold)
Kit Bobble-Head that Says 'I Feel DIVINE!'- (Item, Antiquity, Air & Magic, 380 Gold)
Obviously-Huge Banner Announcing the Most Recent Time its Owner's Favorite Sports Team Lost and the Score- (Item, Antiquity, Air & Darkness, 17,500 Gold)
Photo of Kot the Bed and Geo the Rock Posing Together (Or Just Having Been Placed Next to Each Other?)- (Item, Antiquity, Earth & Air, 500 Gold)
Portrait of Forcystus, Lord of Nexus- (Item, Antiquity, Evil & Law & Rot, 7,500,000 Gold)
Shrink-Wrapped New-Nexus-Rangers Action Figure- (Item, Antiquity, Energy & Physical, 6,500,000 Gold)
5 Adaptive Miracle Matter- (Item, Material, Void & Astral & Wonder & Faith & Progress, 500,000,000 Gold)
3 Cosmic Embryo- (Item, Material, Life & Astral & Time, 275,000,000 Gold)
2 Star Emperor's Steel- (Item, Material, Astral & Nobility & Glory & Metal, 400,000,000 Gold)
3 Titanthrone Ivory- (Item, Material, Glory & Nobility & Faith & Time & Progress, 250,000,000 Gold)
Square Mile of River of Lanterns in a Random Dimension- (Item, Property, Darkness & Water & Fate & Warding, 30,000,000 Gold)
*Dame Marianne's Concerningly-Fancy Umbrella- (Artifact, Level 59, 0 XP, # XP Required, Standard Multiplier x100, Power x1)
*Dame Marianne's Concerningly-Fancy Umbrella- (Weapon Aspect: Dame Marianne's Concerningly-Fancy Umbrella, Bladecane, Whimsy & Grandeur & Spatial & Dream, X Gold) +59,000 Melee Attack, +59,000 Magical Attack, -59,000 MIN, +59,000 SPI, +59% Dodge, 100% inflicts Charm: Impressed, 100% inflicts Confusion: Fear: Disconcerted, Wielder's offensive an non-offensive actions gain a 1% chance of inflicting Vanished (with this status effect infliction addition not making said actions count as offensive against targets below wielder's Level if they otherwise would not), At the start of each round, wielder has a 25% chance of obtaining a non-stacking debuff that lasts until the end of the round that makes its possessor unable to target opponents and that makes its possessor unable to be targeted by lower-Level opponents, Wielder cannot be inside Zones, All individuals in wielder's battlespace (including wielder) have a 75% chance of being afflicted with Charm: Wanderlust and Charm: Impressed at the start of each round, Wielder treats this item's name as though it were 'The Somewhereelsebrella, I Think?'
*Knives of the Paramount Chef (Level 80, 0 XP, # XP Required, Standard Multiplier x16)
*Knives of the Paramount Chef- (Weaponx2 Aspect: Knives of the Paramount Chef, Knife, Glory & Fire, X Gold) +4,000,000 Melee Attack, 260% To Hit, +160% To Hit, 160% Critical, +160% Critical, Wielder cannot miss Foods and cannot be dodged by Foods, Wielder may spend an action to create 200 Temporary instances of any Food consumable that is in stock in the Shop that is worth under 200,000,000 Gold, Wielder's per-item bonus caps are doubled for this item
*Coat of the Paramount Chef- (Armor Aspect: Knives of the Paramount Chef, Light Armor, Glory & Warding, X Gold) +2,000,000 Defense, +2,000,000 CON, Food Immunity, Fire Immunity, Wounded Immunity, Poison Immunity, 80% Knife Resistance
*Hat of the Paramount Chef- (Accessory Aspect: Knives of the Paramount Chef, Hat, Glory & Air, X Gold) +2,000,000 Defense, +2,000,000 CON, Food consumables used by wearer deal an additional 20,000,000 points of HP and/or MP Healing, Wearer may choose not to consume the charges of Food consumables that wearer uses that are worth under 200,000,000 Gold
*Recipe Book of the Paramount Chef- (Item Aspect: Knives of the Paramount Chef, Resource, Glory & Wonder, X Gold) Possessor may create up to 2,000 Food or Drink consumables that are worth under 400,000,000 Gold that are for sale in the Shop each month by posting in the Shop and declaring which such consumables possessor is making
Mattock of the Diamond Mind (Level 60, 0 XP, # XP Required, Standard Multiplier x11)
*Mattock of the Diamond Mind- (Weapon Aspect: Mattock of the Diamond Mind, Tool, Psychic & Earth & Physical, X Gold) +200,000 Melee Attack, +200,000 MIN, 240% inflicts Confusion, 120% inflicts Mindblasted, 30% inflicts Insanity, Wielder's 'Melee Attack', 'Powerful Attack', 'Attack with Finesse', and 'Melee Overdrive' actions may use Mind as their Prime Attribute, Wielder's 'Mental Overdrive' actions may use Strength as their Prime Attribute, Wielder's Melee Attack capping is based on Mind, Wielder's attacks deal 20,000 MIN Damage, Wielder's attacks that incorporate one of this weapon's attack bonuses may apply a debuff that stacks 200 times that provides -2,000 Defense against MIN Damage, Wielder may spend an action to give target individual +20,000 MIN as a buff that stacks 20 times, Wielder's 'Melee Overdrive' actions automatically Critical Mindshadows, Wielder gains +120% To Hit against Mindshadows as an uncapped bonus, Wielder may spend an action to cure Confusion, Mindblasted, or Insanity, Once per round, wielder may choose to Reflect (a Psychic element attack or an attack that deals MIN Damage) that comes from an equal or lower Level source, Once per thread, wielder may Transfer a minor, moderate, or major status effect affecting wielder to the target of one of wielder's 'Melee Overdrive' actions, This weapon additionally possesses the subtype Axe
*Mindswarm Omega- (Weaponx0 Aspect: Mattock of the Diamond Mind, Assault Matrix, Psychic, X Gold) +200,000 Ranged Attack, +200,000 Magical Attack, +200,000 MIN, +2,000,000 MP as a non-stacking bonus, Wielder's Ranged Attack capping is based on Mind, Wielder's Magical Attack capping is based on Mind, Wielder's attacks deal 20,000 MIN Damage, Wielder's 'Mental Overdrive' actions gain '12 hits against 10,000,000', Wielder's 'Ranged Attack', 'Ranged Overdrive', 'Snipe', 'Point Blank', 'Magical Attack', and 'Overdrive' actions may use Mind as their Prime Attribute, Wielder's MIN Damage cap is increased by 20%, Wielder counts as possessing 2,000,000 additional Mindshadow & Bio-Horror allies, Wielder's turn-order-determining stat becomes Mind, Wielder's HP-determining stat becomes Mind, Wielder's MP-determining stat becomes Mind, Wielder may spend an action to acquire a Temporary copy of a Psychic Power spell that is in stock in the Shop that is worth 200,000,000 Gold or less and equip that spell, Psychic Power spells cost wielder 200,000 less MP to cast, Wielder gains 10 Spell slots that may not be used for purposes other than carrying spells, may only carry Psychic Power Spells, and may not be converted into other types of slots by individuals below Level 100
*Chief Mind-Excavator's Psychocosmosuit- (Armor Aspect: Mattock of the Diamond Mind, Power Armor, Psychic & Spatial, X Gold) +200,000 Defense, +200,000 MIN, +2,000,000 MP as a non-stacking bonus, 90% Resilience, +60% Dodge if wearer is in a Zone of Psychic, Wielder's Defense capping is based on Mind, Wearer may spend an action to enter any battlespace (that contains a Zone of Psychic, an individual with the ability 'Psychic' or 'Mind Lord', or a Mindshadow) so long as no entity of Level 60 or greater in wielder's battlespace or the battlespace wearer is entering objects, 50% Psychic Resistance, 15% Mindshadow Resistance, Confusion Immunity, Charm Immunity, Pain Immunity, Stat Drain: MIN Drain Immunity, Mindblasted Immunity, Suffocation Immunity, Insanity Immunity
The Twelve Balls of Calibrinatrii the Juggler (Level 60, 0 XP, # XP Required, Standard Multiplier x10)
*The Twelve Balls of Calibrinatrii the Juggler- (Weaponx2 Aspect: The Twelve Balls of Calibrinatrii the Juggler, Orb, Moon, X Gold) +150,000 Ranged Attack, +150,000 Magical Attack, +150,000 AGI, +150,000 MIN, +150,000 SPI, Wielder's 'Ranged Attack' and 'Ranged Overdrive' actions may use wielder's Magical Attack bonus instead of wielder's Ranged Attack bonus, Wielder's 'Magical Attack' and 'Overdrive' actions may use wielder's Ranged Attack bonus instead of wielder's Magical Attack bonus, Wielder's 'Ranged Attack', 'Magical Attack', 'Overdrive', and 'Ranged Overdrive' actions may use Agility, Mind, or Spirit as their Prime Attribute instead of Agility, Mind, or Spirit, Wielder's 'Ranged Attack', 'Magical Attack', 'Overdrive', and 'Ranged Overdrive' actions cannot be countered by individuals of lower Level than wielder who are opponents of wielder who have less MIN than wielder, Wielder's 'Ranged Attack', 'Magical Attack', 'Overdrive', and 'Ranged Overdrive' actions may gain '12 hits against 12', Wielder may choose for entities that wielder kills that are below Level 60 to not be resurrectable by normal means but instead be able to be resurrected through use of an effect that could cure an instance of Vanished from them, with individuals who this debuff is placed on at the time of their death not leaving corpses
*The Singing Spheres of Calibrinatrii the Juggler- (Weaponx2 Aspect: The Twelve Balls of Calibrinatrii the Juggler, Orb, Moon & Sonic & Illusion, X Gold) +150,000 Ranged Attack, +150,000 Magical Attack, Wielder may cast Illusion Magic spells as though they were Bardic Music spells and may cast Bardic Music spells as though they were Illusion Magic spells, Once per round, if wielder would be forced to change rows due to a factor other than row-order imbalance, wielder may choose not to move
*The Luminous Spheres of Calibrinatrii the Juggler- (Weaponx2 Aspect: The Twelve Balls of Calibrinatrii the Juggler, Orb, Moon & Light & Mystic, X Gold) +150,000 Magical Attack, +150,000 SPI, +150,000 MIN, Wielder's 'Ranged Attack', 'Magical Attack', 'Overdrive', and 'Ranged Overdrive' actions that incorporate an attack bonus of this weapon that do not involve the casting of a spell may repeat themselves the next round and incorporate the casting of a spell when repeated in this manner, with these actions not being able to repeat if one or more of their performer's actions already repeated in the same round, If wielder performs a 'Trade' action, wielder may replicate one buff that is present on wielder onto an individual that wielder gives at least one item to
*Calibrinatrii the Juggler's Astounding Costume- (Armorx0 Aspect: The Twelve Balls of Calibrinatrii the Juggler, Disguise, Moon & Grandeur, X Gold) +1 Defense, This armor must be selected to be destroyed or stolen before any other armor its wearer is wearing if possible, Wearer's stats cannot be scanned by sources below Level 60 who are below wearer's Level
*Yeet Boi Ebineezer's Skateboard Protractor- (Artifact, Level 59, 0 XP, # XP Required, Standard Multiplier x100, Power x1)
*Yeet Boi Ebineezer's Skateboard Protractor- (Accessory Aspect: Yeet Boi Ebineezer's Skateboard Protractor, Container, Ice & Numerals & Time, X Gold) +59,000 Melee Attack, +59,000 AGI, +59% Dodge, Wielder gains +59% To Hit as an uncapped bonus against targets afflicted with Poison: High, 59% may inflict Poison: High, Wielder counts as being in a Steed & Vehicle transformation, Wielder's Numerals element actions gain a 100% chance of inflicting Frozen, Wielder may choose for summons of equal or lower Level who are below Level 60 to treat wielder as a summon in the same generation of their summon-generation tree, Wielder may choose for summons of equal or lower Level to treat possessor as not being afflicted with Fatigued: Elderly
Pyroclasmic Line-Cycle- (Transformation, Vehicle, Fire, 86,500,000 Gold)
Level 61
HP- #
MP- #
STR- #
AGI- #
CON- #
MIN- #
SPI- #
XP- 0
XP Needed- # (Standard Multiplier x1)
Minimum Level- 61
Defense- #, +# against Air
Defense against Stat Damage- #
Critical Chance- #%
Resilience- #%
To Hit- #%
Dodge- #%
Resistances and Immunities- Fire Immunity, 95% Energy Resistance, 50% Air Resistance, 50% Technology Resistance, Pain Immunity, Confusion Immunity (except Confusion: System Overload), Impaired Immunity, Poison Immunity, Diseased Immunity (except Diseased: Computer Virus), 122% Minor Status Effect Resistance, 61% Moderate Status Effect Resistance, 5% Major Status Effect Resistance
Prime Attribute- (Agility + Spirit)/2
Constant Effects-
Motorcycle- Possessor's name counts as including 'Motorcycle', Possessor gains the subtype Machine, Constant Effect
Drive Upon the Firelines- Whenever possessor switches rows, possessor may create a Zone of Fire or a Zone of Fire & Air, Constant Effect
Bringing the Inferno Behind It- Whenever possessor creates a Zone of Fire, possessor may, up to 20 times per round, deal # Flat Fire element Damage to up to 600,000 targets, Constant Effect
Blazingly Fast- Possessor gains +# AGI, +# SPI, and +# to its turn-order-determining stat sum for turn-order-determining purposes, Constant Effect
Abilities-
Red Spinner- # Damage, 300% inflicts Fatigued: Stun, Fire or Physical & Fire or Technology & Fire, 0 MP
Blazeblitz- # Damage, 300% inflicts Burning, 1 hit against 500,000, Fire, # MP
Infernojet- # Damage, Caster gains a non-stacking buff until the end of the round after the current round that provides +# AGI and +# SPI, Fire & Sonic, # MP
50,000 Blazebeam Barrage- # Damage, 200% inflicts Burning, 5 hits against 10,000, Fire, # MP
Line Burner- Caster, as a delayed action, deals # Flat Fire element Damage to all entities in target row at the start of the next round, Fire, # MP
Pycroclasmic Energizer- # Damage, Target obtains a non-stacking debuff that deals its possessor # Flat Energy element Damage whenever its possessor is given an additional action beyond those normally assigned to it in turn order by its turn-order-determining stat sum, Fire & Energy, # MP
Earth Giant
Level 54
Humanoid, Earth
HP- 1,800,000
MP- 1,500,000
STR- 18,000
AGI- 11,000
CON- 16,500
MIN- 15,000
SPI- 15,000
XP- 0
Defense- 10,000
Defense against Stat Damage- 1,000
Critical Chance- 63%
Resilience- 60%
To Hit- 148%
Dodge- 41%
Resistances and Immunities- Absorbs Earth, 70% Earth Resistance, 70% Earth Resistance, 70% Light Resistance, 70% Darkness Resistance, 70% Physical Resistance, 70% Psychic Resistance, 70% Magic Resistance, 70% Technology Resistance, 70% Ice Resistance, 70% Energy Resistance, 70% Electrical Resistance, 70% Acid Resistance, 50% Earth Weakness, 50% Sling Weakness, Minor Status Effect Immunity, 20% Moderate Status Effect Resistance
Prime Attribute- Strength + Spirit
Constant Effects-
Very Large- Possessor may count as four individuals for row-order-determining purposes, Constant Effect
Very Strong- +4,000 STR, Constant Effect
Great Fortitude- +600,000 HP, +6,000 CON, Constant Effect
Unusual Tallness- Possessor may deal full damage to the back rank, Constant Effect
Attuned to Earth- Possessor gains +3,000 to all stats, +300,000 HP, and +300,000 MP when in a Zone of Earth, Constant Effect
Abilities-
Smash- 35,000 Damage, Inflicts Fatigued: Stun on individuals whose CON is lower than caster's STR, Physical, 0 MP
Elemental Earth Blast- 25,000 Damage, inflicts Entombed, Earth, 0 MP
Create Zone of Elemental Earth- Creates a Zone of Earth, Earth, 0 MP
Sweep- 20,000 Damage, 1 hit against 3, Physical, 25,000 MP
Elemental Earth Assault- 20,000 Damage, inflicts Entombed, 1 hit against 200, Earth, 100,000 MP
Confer Earth Resistance- Target gains 50% Earth Resistance, does not stack, Earth, 150,000 MP
Restore Being of Earth- 150,000 Damage, Heals, Cures all minor and moderate status effects, only affects Earth-element targets, Earth, 100,000 MP
Zonal Rage: Earth- Attaches an effect to target Zone of Earth that deals 21,000 Flat Earth element damage to every individual within said Zone at the start of every round, stacks 20 times per Zone and across all Zones, Earth, 50,000 MP
Summon Earth Elementals- Summons 10 Earth Elemental from the Enemy List, Max 200 summoned, Earth, 300,000 MP
Elementalize: Earth- Target becomes Earth element, does not stack, Earth, 100,000 MP
Nine-Tailed Kitsune
Level 76
Shapeshifter, Magic
HP- 4,800,000
MP- 5,400,000
STR- 29,450
AGI- 33,310
CON- 29,110
MIN- 33,590
SPI- 35,500
XP- 0
Defense- 20,000, +20,000 against Darkness
Defense against Stat Damage- 3,500, +5,300 against SPI Damage
Critical Chance- 71%
Resilience- 70%
To Hit- 190%
Dodge- 83%
Resistances and Immunities- 70% Darkness Resistance, 70% Magic Resistance, 70% Base Element Resistance, Poison Immunity, Confusion Immunity, Hexed Immunity, Minor Status Effect Immunity, Moderate Status Effect Immunity, 50% Major Status Effect Resistance
Prime Attribute- Spirit
Constant Effects-
Legendary Power- Possessor is immune to individuals below Level 35, Possessor takes half damage from individuals below Level 56, Constant Effect
Assume Human Form- Possessor may, at the start of any round, choose to replace its subtype with Human, Constant Effect
Assume Fox Form- Possessor may, at the start of any round, choose to replace its subtype with Animal, Constant Effect
Assume Spirit Form- Possessor may, at the start of any round, choose to replace its subtype with Spirit, Constant Effect
Assume True Form- Possessor may, at the start of any round, choose to replace its subtype with Shapeshifter, Constant Effect
Assume Plant Form- Possessor may, at the start of any round, choose to replace its subtype with Plant, Constant Effect
Assume Moon Form- Possessor may, at the start of any round, choose to replace its subtype with Astral Being and to make any inactive Constant Effect is possesses named 'Hypermassive' active, Constant Effect
Uncanny Wisdom- Possessor gains +10,000 MIN, Possessor is considered to be 20 Levels higher for stat-scanning purposes, Constant Effect
Mystic Flight- Possessor gains +10,000 AGI, 30% Earth Resistance, and Entombed Immunity, Constant Effect
Space-Bending Art- Possessor may target individuals below Level 96 who are in different battles, Possessor deals full damage to the back row, Constant Effect
Vexatious Mystic Field- Possessor may, at the beginning of battle, remove up to one Constant Effect or Ability from each individual in battle who is below Level 60, Constant Effect
Hypermassive- Possessor gains an amount of HP equal to (100x Possessor's Listed HP on the Enemy List or Boss List), provided that possessor is present on either the Enemy List or Boss List, Possessor may be targetted as up to 10 different individuals by actions that may target multiple individuals, being affected by such actions a number of times equal to the number of times that possessor is targetted, This ability is set as inactive at the beginning of battle and has no effect while inactive, Constant Effect
Knowledge of All Lands- Possessor scans the stats of every individual that possessor can target at the start of each round, Possessor may remove any Zone, Terrain, or Phantom Terrain that was created by an individual below Level 40, from battle at the start of any round or at the start of any of possessor's actions, Constant Effect
Abilities-
Bite- 60,000 Damage, Physical, 0 MP
Absorb Life- 50,000 Damage, Drains HP, Darkness, 0 MP
Absorb Mystic Energy- 50,000 MP Damage, Drains MP, Darkness, O MP
Absorb Power- 60,000 Damage, Deals both HP Drain and MP Drain, Darkness, 60,000 MP
Fox Fire- 60,000 Damage, inflicts Burning, may inflict Hexed, 1 hit against 500, Fire, 190,000 MP
Breathe Lightning- 60,000 Damage, inflicts Electrocuted, may inflict Paralyzed, 1 hit against 500, Electrical, 190,000 MP
Invade Dream- 9,000 MIN Damage, May Heal MIN Damage, Scans target's stats, May inflict or cure any any number of minor status effects, Psychic & Magic, 200,000 MP
Alluring Form- Inflicts Charm, may inflict Charm: Impressed, may inflict Charm: Lovestruck, may inflict Charm: Infatuation, may inflict Charm: Lust, 1 hit against 70, Light, 25,000 MP
Turn Invisible- Caster gains +75% Dodge as a non-stacking buff, Air, 250,000 MP
Craft Grand Illusion- Inflicts Confusion, target gains -25% To Hit and -25% Dodge, stacks 4 times, 1 hit against 50,000, Psychic & Magic, 650,000 MP
Possess- Caster begins treating target as a Transformation that caster is in, Target's actions are controlled by caster and caster may not be targetted as though caster were transformed into target, does not work against individuals above Level 40 or individuals who are immune to Charm, Caster re-enters battle upon target's death or de-transformation, Magic, 50,000 MP
Maddening Gaze- Inflicts Insanity, Psychic & Air, 520,000 MP
Meteor Rain- 35,000 Damage, 5 hits against 800, Fire & Physical & Destruction, 500,000 MP
Great Magic- 10,000 Damage, may Heal, may inflict any one minor and any one moderate positive or negative status effect, 5 hits against 50, Magic, 300,000 MP
Great Curse- Inflicts Cursed and any number of minor negative status effects, Darkness & Magic, 550,000 MP
Rewind- If no individual above Level 59 desires otherwise, caster may reset the state of the current thread to the state it was in at the start of the current round, with caster's MP being reduced by the cost of this ability after said resetting, This ability may not be used if it would unsummon its user, This ability may not (as an effect that does not reset as part of this round-reset or other round-resets) be used to reset a round more than once across all copies of itself, Time, 3,000,000 MP
Timeskip- If no individual above Level 59 desires otherwise, the current round ends, Time, 200,000 MP
Doublespeed- Target gains an additional action every round, with said action being assigned a place in turn-order immediately after target's first other action's assigned position, does not stack, Time, 300,000 MP
Spatial Distortion Wave- 30,000 Damage, may shift target to either the front row or the back row, 1 hit against 40,000, Spatial, 300,000 MP
Zardowak Landhawk- (Pet, Aerial, Earth, Lv.1, 80,000 Gold)
HP- 260
MP- 40
STR- 26
AGI- 32
CON- 15
MIN- 8
SPI- 9
XP- 0
XP Needed- 1,000 (Standard Multiplier x1)
Minimum Level- 1
Defense- 18
Critical Chance- 1%
Resilience- 1%
To Hit- 100%
Dodge- 1%
Resistances and Immunities- None
Prime Attribute- Agility
Constant Effects-
None
Abilities-
Beak Chomp- 25 Damage, Earth, 0 MP
Gail Blast- 20 Damage, 1% Stun, Air, 5 MP
Kit loses:
All those unique Ghosts Legionnaires
Festive Landscape Giftbox
Random Ultra-Festive Giftbox Plus
Tasks
If Kit:
1) Gets a proxy elected mayor of a town or city
2) Gains control of all public utilities within a town or city
3) Builds a secret facility within a town or city that contains at least one Level 60 individual without anyone noticing for six months
4) Replaces a Level 40 or greater unique Human or Humanoid with an artificial replica without anyone noticing for six months
5) Saves a world from an extradimensional invasion with less than 0.01% of the population being aware of this
Kit gets-
*The Edgarville Papers- (Accessory, Tome, Technology & Mystery, 95,000,000 Gold) +95,000 MIN, +950,000 MP as a non-stacking bonus, Wielder and wielder's allies may delay their actions up to 25,228,800 rounds
Has Unlocked the Warehouse Category "That One Warehouse Category's Title (Requires Level 40+)"
Has Unlocked the Warehouse Category "Skillful Patterns (Requires Level 20+)"
Has Unlocked the Warehouse Category "Cool Supplies"
Has Unlocked the Warehouse Category "Landhawks and Cannon-Shields"
Has Unlocked the Warehouse Category "Things That Are On Fire" at the Standard Warehouse
Has Unlocked the Warehouse Category "Can't Stop the Rock" at the Standard Warehouse
Has Unlocked the Warehouse Category "Things Most People Don't Want" at the Standard Warehouse
Has Unlocked the Warehouse Category "Cooking is Magical" at the Standard Warehouse
The Rangers of Light gets:
Loom of Certain Futures- (Active Guild Benefit, 60,000,000 Gold) If possessor has this Guild Benefit active, possessor gains Suffocation: No Future Immunity and may choose to additionally possess the element Fate
Celiria gets:
Bee Sting- (Technique Ability, Other: Vermin Lord) Possessor may use 'Bee Sting' in conjunction with a 'Melee Attack', 'Attack with Finesse', 'Powerful Attack', or 'Melee Overdrive' action so long as possessor is an Insect, possessor is not afflicted with Wounded: Maimed, and no other Technique is used. Said action gains +50 Melee Attack and a 30% chance of inflicting Poison and inflicts Wounded: Maimed on its performer.
Bumblebee Stinger- (Passive Ability, Other: Vermin Lord) Possessor's 'Bee Sting' technique does not inflict Wounded: Maimed on possessor
Remalius gets:
Can Teach Statues the Art of Aggressively Hip-Checking Any Who Dare Question Their Beauty- (Passive Ability, Evermason) Possessor may choose, when summoning a Golem, to give it a non-stacking buff that allows its possessor to choose to deal, up to a max of once per round, (50,000 * Possessor's Level) Flat Physical & (Possessor's elements) element Damage to an entity that is not afflicted with Charm (or one of its sub-status effects) when possessor attempts to inflict Charm (or one of its sub-status effects) on that entity
Excellent at Crafting Muscles on Statues- (Passive Ability, Golomancer) Possessor's Golem summons gain +2,000 STR as a non-stacking buff at the time of their summoning
Imbue Statues With a Simmering Rage- (Passive Ability, Golomancer) Possessor's Golem summons may, at the time of their summoning, at possessor's choosing, obtain a non-stacking buff that makes its possessor suffer no negative effects for the status effect Confusion: Enraged or Confusion: Enraged: Berserk, gain the ability to choose to count as being afflicted with Confusion: Enraged or Confusion: Enraged: Berserk, gain +2,000 STR, gain the elements Fury & Fire, and gain +25% Critical.
Kazivon gets:
Haunted by Doctor Bird- (Passive Ability, Curse) Each of possessor's opponents may choose at the start of each round to scan possessor's stats, with said scan being unable to fail or be prevented, with possessor being unable to benefit from this scan or its results and possessor's opponents being unable to be penalized by possessor or possessor's allies for this scan or its results, Possessor's opponents may choose for their actions to gain or solely become any combination of elements that possessor is Weak to, Possessor's opponents have their infliction chances of Wounded, Confusion, and their sub-status effects doubled, Possessor is haunted and made the center of a repeating series of ghost stories involving the Living Rumor responsible for this curse as an RP effect
Loses:
*Doctor Bird
Stearic Camphor gets:
Haunted by The Eyeless Child- (Passive Ability, Curse) Possessor has a 50% chance of being forced to skip all actions each round, with things occurring before and after actions skipped in this manner still occurring, Possessor's opponents have a 25% chance of becoming undamagable for the duration of the round as a non-stacking buff at the start of each round, Possessor is afflicted with incurable instances of Pain, Wounded: Bleeding, and Impaired: Blind at the start of each battle that last until the end of that battle, Possessor is haunted and made the center of a repeating series of ghost stories involving the Living Rumor responsible for this curse as an RP effect
Haunted by The Bitter Surgeon's Skin- (Passive Ability, Curse) If possessor is not Immune to Dominion or being Devoured (or Reflect or Absorb either), possessor's actions are controlled by a consensus of opposing sides of battle, Possessor is haunted and made the center of a repeating series of ghost stories involving the Living Rumor responsible for this curse as an RP effect
Loses:
*The Eyeless Child
*The Bitter Surgeon's Skin
Rosaline gets:
-9 Orihalcum
Tolva gets:
The King of Swing- (Passive Ability, Dancer) Possessor obtains +2 Fame, Possessor gains 150% To Hit, Possessor may choose, when casting a Dance spell, to gain the element Nobility, Possessor may choose, when casting a Dance spell, to gain a buff that stacks 5 times that provides +10% To Hit and +10% Dodge
One Wild Beat- (Passive Ability, Musician) Once per round, when possessor performs an attack that incorporates an attack bonus of an Instrument with 'Bongo' in its name, one of possessor's Animal allies or Beast element allies may immediately be given an action
Known as the Janitor of the Shellfish- (Passive Ability, Seakeeper) Possessor gains +1 Fame, Possessor may, once per round, after any entity's action, remove a debuff from a source below Level 50 from an Aquatic whose name includes 'Shrimp', 'Lobster', 'Crab', 'Crustacean', 'Clam', 'Mussel', 'Oyster', or 'Shell'.
Orkanith gets:
Disarmed Whenever Struck- (Passive Ability, Curse) Possessor unequips all weapons whenever an attack hits possessor
Lasts until Orkanith defeats a Level 60+ unique entity in combat in an RP thread despite being disarmed at least three times during the battle.
Keeps Drowning in Stupid Places- (Passive Ability, Curse) Possessor has a 100% chance of being afflicted with Drowning at the start of each round if possessor is not in a Zone of Water and has not died due to Damage from the status effect Drowning (not counting its sub-status effects) yet in the same thread
Lasts until Orkanith intentionally tracks down and slays a unique sea creature or until he manages to die of drowning inside a locked room with no other people present and no sources of liquids at a party attended by at least 10 unique individuals, at least one of whom is a detective, in an RP thread
The Suffering- (Passive Ability, Curse) Possessor is afflicted with Pain at the start of each round and cannot become Immune to, Absorb, Reflect, or fail to suffer negative effects from Pain; Possessor obtains -5 Base STR, -5 Base CON, -5 Base AGI, -5 Base MIN, and -5 Base SPI
Lasts until Orkanith gains a permanent Base Stat Point in an RP thread
Notes
One of Kit's tickets got used in my thread. This has been accounted for.
Other Things
People
Doctor Bird (Undead & Living Rumor, Level 66)
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Once a Legionnaire Accessory from the Night of 100 Ghosts Warehouse Category, a bad pull led to them breaking free and haunting their previous owner. A rather flamboyant entity that exhibits its victims as surgical shows... and shows an interest in grafting bits of them onto other unfortunate people in a horribly painful manner. Was reverted back to Accessory-form by Nole thanks to an emergency purification/exorcism effort during the Universal Crash Incident.
Grandfather Greeley (Undead & Living Rumor, Level 65)
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Once a Legionnaire Accessory from the Night of 100 Ghosts Warehouse Category, a bad pull led to them breaking free and haunting their previous owner. Kills people and stuffs their souls into objects so they can live out what remains of their lives as sentient trinkets. Was reverted back to Accessory-form by Nole thanks to an emergency purification/exorcism effort during the Universal Crash Incident.
Heaven's Dancing Gale (Dragon & Angel, Level 65)
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An angelic dragon that joined Kit's Guild, the Rangers of Light, through the Warehouse.
Kot (Unknown, Unknown)
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A bed that may know Geo the rock. Or perhaps is occasionally placed in close proximity to Geo the rock.
Maggie Nowhere (Undead & Living Rumor, Level 65)
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Once a Legionnaire Accessory from the Night of 100 Ghosts Warehouse Category, a bad pull led to them breaking free and haunting their previous owner. A ghostly entity that wanders lost and alone in an empty city, she pulls others that notice her into her world where they will share her fate until they perish of starvation and fear. Was reverted back to Accessory-form by Nole thanks to an emergency purification/exorcism effort during the Universal Crash Incident.
The Bat Tender (Undead & Living Rumor, Level 65)
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Once a Legionnaire Accessory from the Night of 100 Ghosts Warehouse Category, a bad pull led to them breaking free and haunting their previous owner. A bat bartender who summons flocks of bats to drain its victims dry. Was reverted back to Accessory-form by Nole thanks to an emergency purification/exorcism effort during the Universal Crash Incident.
The Bitter Surgeon's Skin (Undead & Living Rumor, Level 63)
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Once a Legionnaire Accessory from the Night of 100 Ghosts Warehouse Category, a bad pull led to them breaking free and haunting their previous owner. A empty skin that wraps around its victims and forces itself to be worn by them, whereupon it proceeds to control their bodies while it surgically dismantles them in the most painful manner possible. Was reverted back to Accessory-form by Nole thanks to an emergency purification/exorcism effort during the Universal Crash Incident.
The Crimson Gentleman (Arch-Devil & Living Rumor, Level 64)
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Once a Legionnaire Accessory from the Night of 100 Ghosts Warehouse Category, a bad pull led to them breaking free and haunting their previous owner. A devilish entity that tempts others into killing their allies, takes their souls, and performs dark miracles with the power it receives, damning its enthralled victims (and anyone else it chooses to torment) in the process. Was reverted back to Accessory-form by Nole thanks to an emergency purification/exorcism effort during the Universal Crash Incident.
The Eyeless Child (Undead & Living Rumor, Level 62)
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Once a Legionnaire Accessory from the Night of 100 Ghosts Warehouse Category, a bad pull led to them breaking free and haunting their previous owner. Paralyses and blinds its victims into terrified stillness, then maims them and makes them disappear from reality. Was reverted back to Accessory-form by Nole thanks to an emergency purification/exorcism effort during the Universal Crash Incident.
The Gaunt Giant (Undead & Living Rumor, Level 62)
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Once a Legionnaire Accessory from the Night of 100 Ghosts Warehouse Category, a bad pull led to them breaking free and haunting their previous owner. Looms over areas and terrifies its victims. Was reverted back to Accessory-form by Nole thanks to an emergency purification/exorcism effort during the Universal Crash Incident.
The Grinning Man's Reflection (Undead & Living Rumor, Level 60)
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Once a Legionnaire Accessory from the Night of 100 Ghosts Warehouse Category, a bad pull led to them breaking free and haunting their previous owner. Terrifies his victims into lethal laughing fits. Was reverted back to Accessory-form by Nole thanks to an emergency purification/exorcism effort during the Universal Crash Incident.
The Jolly Piemaker (Undead & Living Rumor, Level 61)
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Once a Legionnaire Accessory from the Night of 100 Ghosts Warehouse Category, a bad pull led to them breaking free and haunting their previous owner. Causes its victims to starve, gaining no benefit from food or drink (and in fact causing them to become even hungrier) and turn on one another. Was reverted back to Accessory-form by Nole thanks to an emergency purification/exorcism effort during the Universal Crash Incident.
The Luminous Rot (Undead & Living Rumor, Level 63)
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Once a Legionnaire Accessory from the Night of 100 Ghosts Warehouse Category, a bad pull led to them breaking free and haunting their previous owner. A supernatural rot that spreads disease and plague, causing those it touches to rot into glowing mold-zombies under its own control. Was reverted back to Accessory-form by Nole thanks to an emergency purification/exorcism effort during the Universal Crash Incident.
The Mother of Spiders (Undead & Living Rumor, Level 63)
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Once a Legionnaire Accessory from the Night of 100 Ghosts Warehouse Category, a bad pull led to them breaking free and haunting their previous owner. A ghost that causes spiders to manifest everywhere, all of them poisonous, many of them venomous, and has its victims become zombie-incubators for yet more spider-swarms. Was reverted back to Accessory-form by Nole thanks to an emergency purification/exorcism effort during the Universal Crash Incident.
The Obscene Butcher (Undead & Living Rumor, Level 64)
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Once a Legionnaire Accessory from the Night of 100 Ghosts Warehouse Category, a bad pull led to them breaking free and haunting their previous owner. A perverse entity that maims its victims, chops up their corpses, and infects survivors with its own twisted desires to harm, kill and eat others. Was reverted back to Accessory-form by Nole thanks to an emergency purification/exorcism effort during the Universal Crash Incident.
The Thing that Watches (Undead & Living Rumor, Level 60)
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Once a Legionnaire Accessory from the Night of 100 Ghosts Warehouse Category, a bad pull led to them breaking free and haunting their previous owner. Highly capable of scanning things, and will not allow mistakes to be rewound or undone without permission... on pain of horrible curses, plagues and insanity. Was reverted back to Accessory-form by Nole thanks to an emergency purification/exorcism effort during the Universal Crash Incident.
The Voice Within Red Static (Undead & Living Rumor, Level 61)
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Once a Legionnaire Accessory from the Night of 100 Ghosts Warehouse Category, a bad pull led to them breaking free and haunting their previous owner. Can strike from long distances and disrupt communications and connections between people... and link people together in a manner that causes one to die if the other does. Was reverted back to Accessory-form by Nole thanks to an emergency purification/exorcism effort during the Universal Crash Incident.
The Weeping Swordswoman (Undead & Living Rumor, Level 61)
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Once a Legionnaire Accessory from the Night of 100 Ghosts Warehouse Category, a bad pull led to them breaking free and haunting their previous owner. A very straightforward ghost that weeps tears of blood and maims its victims horribly with its Sword Arts. Was reverted back to Accessory-form by Nole thanks to an emergency purification/exorcism effort during the Universal Crash Incident.
New Abilities
Paradise Pill Withdrawal- (Passive Ability, Curse) At the start of each round possessor is afflicted with Confusion: Depression, Hexed: Ill Fortune, Cursed: Damned, and Smitten: Excommunicated
Prince of Faerie- (Passive Ability, Counselor of Faerie) +80,000 SPI, +40,000 AGI, +40,000 Magical Attack, +20% Dodge, 20% Fae Resistance, Possessor gains a 200% chance of optionally inflicting Charm on Fae, Possessor gains a 45% chance of optionally inflicting Dominion on Fae, Possessor may control the actions of lower Level Fae that are below Level 60 and non-unique
Super Rhino Mode- (Stance Ability, Other: Superhero) Possessor gains the subtypes Animal & Humanoid & Shapeshifter. Possessor gains +3 Base STR and +2 Base CON. Possessor's chances of inflicting Fatigued: Stun are increased by 30%. Possessor gains 30% Atomic Resistance and Poison: Irradiated Immunity. Possessor counts as possessing one additional Flux Baron ability for prerequisite purposes.
New Items
Legionnaires are here because they became entities; their Accessory-entries are being kept for bookkeeping purposes.
*Grandfather Greeley- (Accessory, Other: Legionnaire, Terror & Time & Wood & Wonder, 120,000,000 Gold) +120,000 Melee Attack, +120,000 Ranged Attack, +120,000 Magical Attack, All non-unique summons summoned by entities below Level 80 are summoned Dead, Whenever wielder uses a Consumable, wielder may resurrect a summon and give it that consumable's non-Universe elements and that consumable's subtypes as a non-stacking buff, Wielder counts as possessing an additional Undead & Horror ally
*Maggie Nowhere- (Accessory, Other: Legionnaire, Terror & Void & Civilization & Spatial, 110,000,000 Gold) +110,000 Magical Attack, +111,000 SPI, 30% inflicts Vanished, 100% inflicts Confusion: Lonely and Confusion: Lost, If wielder's stats are scanned by a source below Level 80, wielder may choose to create a battlespace, set that battlespace's terrain to 'Empty Metropolis', create a Zone of Terror & Void in that battlespace, attach an effect to that Zone that has a 200% chance of inflicting Fatigued: Starvation, Confusion: Fear, Confusion: Lonely, and Confusion: Lost on each individual within it at the start of each round that ignores the Resistances and Immunities of entities below Level 60, move said scanning entity to that battlespace, create a Temporary copy of this item that equips itself to that entity, and remove this item from the thread, Wielder counts as possessing an additional Undead & Horror ally
*The Bat Tender- (Accessory, Other: Legionnaire, Terror & Life & Blood & Beast, 115,000,000 Gold) +115,000 Ranged Attack, Wielder may deal HP Drain, Wielder's allies have quantities of HP Drain they deal doubled (to a max of 11,500,000 additional points), Wielder gains +100% Dodge if wielder has not conducted an offensive action during the current battle, Wielder may summon up to 20 Aerials, Animals, or Undead whose name includes 'Bat' who are below Level 80 at the start of each round, Max 2,000 summoned, Wielder counts as possessing an additional Undead & Horror ally
*The Edgarville Papers- (Accessory, Tome, Technology & Mystery, 95,000,000 Gold) +95,000 MIN, +950,000 MP as a non-stacking bonus, Wielder and wielder's allies may delay their actions up to 25,228,800 rounds
*The Crimson Gentleman- (Accessory, Other: Legionnaire, Terror & Commerce & Hope & Evil, 105,000,000 Gold) +105,000 Magical Attack, +105,000 SPI, 100% inflicts any minor or moderate status effect, Wielder may spend an action to choose a unique ally below Level 80, kill that ally if that ally is not Immune to, does not Reflect, and does not Absorb Instant Death, make that ally unresurrectable and, assuming said killing was successful, replicate six actions of entities on the Enemy List that are normally fightable for drops that are equal to or below that ally's Level as though instances of those entities were performing those actions (with the same entity being selectable multiple times), Wielder is afflicted with Instant Death, Smitten: Great Atrocity, and Cursed: Damned the third time per thread wielder performs this action, Wielder may, up to once per round, before or after any action, transfer a buff or debuff from a source below Level 80 from one target to another target, with a 30% chance of inflicting Cursed: Damned on each of these individuals, Wielder counts as possessing an additional Devil & Horror ally
*The Luminous Rot- (Accessory, Other: Legionnaire, Terror & Life & Rot & Light, 95,000,000 Gold) +95,000 Ranged Attack, +95,000 Magical Attack, 180% inflicts Disease and Disease: Infested, 40% inflicts Plague: Forever's Rot, 40% inflicts Plague: Remade, 30% inflicts Dominion, Wielder and wielder's allies may treat entities below Level 80 who are afflicted with an instance of Disease or Plague with wielder as a source as though they and their actions and attacks additionally possessed the element Light, Entities afflicted with an instance of Disease or Plague with wielder as a source cannot Dodge wielder's attacks, Wielder may deal HP Drain, Wielder is resurrected at the start of each round and obtains a non-stacking buff that gives its possessor the subtypes Plant & Undead when resurrected in this manner, Wielder counts as possessing an additional Undead & Horror ally
*The Mother of Spiders- (Accessory, Other: Legionnaire, Terror & Life & Acid & Darkness, 90,000,000 Gold) +90,000 Melee Attack, +90,000 Ranged Attack, 180% inflicts Poison, 30% inflicts Venom, Wielder's 'Ranged Attack' and 'Ranged Overdrive' actions count as involving a Unit that is in Insect and gain a 270% chance of inflicting Poison and Pain and a 45% chance of inflicting Venom, If wielder kills an entity that is normally fightable for drops on the Enemy List, wielder may choose to summon a copy of it that possesses a non-stacking buff that gives its possessor the subtype Undead, that makes its possessor Immune to Pain and Charm, and that summons 5 Insects of Level equal to or lower than its possessor that are below Level 80 when its possessor dies whose name includes 'Spider', Wielder counts as possessing an additional Undead & Horror ally
*The Obscene Butcher- (Accessory, Other: Legionnaire, Terror & Blood & War & Pleasure, 100,000,000 Gold) +100,000 Melee Attack, 200% inflicts Wounded, Wounded: Maimed, Wounded: Bleeding, and Charm: Perverse Compulsion, Wielder's opponents have a 200% chance of being afflicted with Confusion: Fear, Confusion: Fear: Disconcerted, and Charm: Lust at the start of each round, Entities killed by wielder may not be resurrected by sources below Level 80, Wielder may destroy the corpses of entities wielder kills, Wielder may deal HP Drain, Whenever wielder afflicts an entity with Wounded or one of Wounded's sub-status effects, wielder may choose to inflict a minor positive status effect on itself, Wielder ignores the effects of Charm, Charm: Lust, Charm: Perverse Compulsion, Confusion, and Confusion: Berserk, Wielder counts as possessing an additional Undead & Horror ally
Text changes
I have changed the Robe of the Renewed Forest from 'Accessory' to 'Armor' as it was already the subtype Robe. If it was intended to be weird (although the category doesn't seem to lend itself to that), I will change it back.
I have changed *Calibrinatrii the Juggler's Astounding Costume from the subtype 'Orb' to the subtype 'Disguise', as that seemed to be more in-line with what it was supposed to be. I will change it back if this isn't correct.
I have changed 'Corest of REALLY Tight Squeezes' to 'Corset of REALLY Tight Squeezes', unless it was an intentional typo.
All pulls from My Favourite New Addiction made to be Drug subtype.
Please add 'Wielder counts as possessing an additional Undead & Horror ally' to The Gaunt Giant and The Eyeless Child, Please add 'If this item is an Accessory, wielder counts as possessing an additional Undead & Horror ally' and 'If this item is an Armor, wielder counts as possessing an additional Undead & Horror opponent who is not dead or defeated'
New Status Effects
Charm: Perverse Compulsion (Wielder's negative status effect infliction chances are doubled against allies. Whenever wielder performs an offensive attack or action and does not assign all of its targets, if wielder possesses allied targets who were not chosen, wielder must assign them as targets offensively. Possessor may not be afflicted with positive status effects on rounds during which possessor has not killed or inflicted a negative status effect on an ally.)
Crippled: Blinded to the Nature of the Purpose (from the Tower of the Elephant pull 'Abdelringogian Fractal-Iris Cage') has no mechanics text mentioned.
Paralyzed: Adhered (Possessor may not willingly change rows or move to different battlespaces. If possessor changes rows involuntarily or is moved to another battlespace involuntarily, this status effect is exchanged for Wounded: Torn.)
Wounded: Torn (Possessor's stats are reduced by 50% of their non-status-effect-counting values. Possessor's turn-order-determining stat sum is halved for turn-order-determining purposes. This status effect possesses no natural per-round recovery chance.)
Vanished: Temporary (Possessor is not present on rounds of battle whose number is greater than the number of the round on which this status effect was inflicted on possessor. Possessor is considered Dead and Defeated for victory condition purposes on rounds on which this status effect makes possessor not present on.)
Pain: Exposed Nerves (Possessor's Resilience is halved. Possessor's Resistances against status effects are decreased by 25%. Possessor is afflicted with Pain whenever possessor takes Damage.)
Plague: Remade (If possessor is not Immune to, does not Reflect, and does not Absorb Dominion, possessor is controlled by inflictor's side of battle. Possessor counts as dead for purposes of victory conditions. If possessor is cured of this status effect, possessor is afflicted with Instant Death.)
Mindblasted: Lost in Thought (Possessor has a 75% chance of skipping each action possessor would take, with things that would occur before and after each such action still occurring.)
Impaired: Obese (Possessor's Dodge value is halved, Possessor's turn-order-determining stat sum is halved for turn-order-determining purposes)
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