Tolva In: Screw It, Let's Get Drunk And Go Gambling (Again)

[Modrageball]

Originally posted by Aeromage

Tolva grins! He feels lucky! Lucky from... wait, dice? When did he pick up dice?
"...eh, whatever. Iffit's lucky, 's lucky."

This place is... definitely not what he was looking for, but he grabs the box and takes a look at it (and its contents) before setting off back into the elevator to continue his tipsy trip.

[Modrageball]

Originally posted by Gadigan

Tolva gets-

Mysterious Lucky Dice- (Accessory, Trinket, Fortune, 7,777,777 Gold) +8% To Hit, +8% Dodge, +8% Critical, +8% Resilience, Wielder is afflicted with Favored at the start of battle

Box from Disc 8,418- (Accessory, Container, Life & Earth & Blood, 2,000,000 Gold) Wielder may bring an additional 5 unequipped Human or Animal pets into battle; these pets begin threads they are brought into with the status 'Dead'.

Walls of Meat, Hearts of Stone- (Spell, Transmutation, Life & Earth & Blood, 10,000 MP, 10,000,000 Gold) All Humans, Humanoids, Animals, and Aquatics that are in the same battlespace as caster that are below Level 20 that are not Earth element are killed, Caster turns all Zones of Earth in its battlespace that are created by sources below Level 60 or that are willing into Zones of Earth & Blood, Caster then creates a Zone of Earth, After creating said Zone of Earth, caster may remove up to 30 Earth element items that caster is carrying from the thread, summoning an Earth element Golem or Humanoid below Level 40 that is normally fightable for drops on the enemy list for each such item removed, with such summons naturally gaining the element Life, Max 40 summoned, Caster must be Level 20 or greater, Has RP effects

Tolva returns to the elevator.

[Modrageball]

Originally posted by Aeromage

"ths's's trip wassa best idea"

Staggering a bit, Tolva heads back into the elevator and attempts LOGIC.
DRUNK LOGIC.
(and some puzzle-solving logic courtesy of his gameworld upbringing)

So there's a bunch of buttons to enter the number, and he knows the disc he's after should have two buttons to press, one of which should be to the left of the other. Simple! He readies his clawed finger.
One. Two.

...that was probably the left number of buttons, left?

[Modrageball]

Originally posted by Gadigan

Tolva exits the elevator. He enters a disc filled with hundreds of sweeping bridges in numerous layers, both above and below, with the disc being filled with towering buildings, stairwells, and bridges, many of which have bookcases built into their sides, as far as Tolva can see in all directions save behind him (where the pillar is). Many witches fly around on brooms, and clusters of scholars huddle on bridges, discussing magic spells and tomes of lore.

There's also a box by Tolva's left foot.

[Modrageball]

Originally posted by Aeromage

Tolva scratches his head. "...maybe I gotta wrong rowa somethin'. Wanna gamble, not fuckin' learn"
Fumbling for the box, Tolva opens it on his way back to the elevator once more.

[Modrageball]

Originally posted by Gadigan

Tolva makes it back to the elevator.

Tolva, by reflex, almost opens the box. He then detects something as a BA member. He detects... learning.

Box from Disc 473,219- (Permanent Consumable, Essence Sphere, Magic, 1 Charge, 15,000,000 Gold) Gives user 15 bonus weeks that may only be used on Wizard abilities, Gives user the award ‘Has Consumed X (where X = X+1) Box from Disc 473,219’, May not be used by a user who already has X equaling 1 or greater for such an award

[Modrageball]

Originally posted by Aeromage

Tolva makes a face. "Bleh. Thoughtcha could fuckin' edjacate me wennijust wannabe drunk'n'gamble?"

The box gets stuffed into his inventory, and Tolva turns his attention to the keypad again. Maybe he pressed too many buttons last time. Or in the wrong order. Nothing for it but to try again!

[Modrageball]

Originally posted by Gadigan

Tolva exits onto a disc with an unusual number of cathedrals and reflecting pools. Holy chanting fills the air, giving him a bit of a headache. Tolva then looks straight ahead and notices something somewhat intimidating. Five hundred million nuns have noticed him and are advancing en-masse with some manner of pamphlets and pitchers of holy water.

There's also a box by Tolva's left foot.

[Modrageball]

Originally posted by Aeromage

"Fuck no"
Five hundred million is more than even his World Arts can target, he's pretty sure, and getting himself all holy'd or preached at is a surefire drunken gambling mood-killer. He can deal with them later.

Snagging the box with his tail (hell, maybe he can combo it into something less aggressively-shiny later) and dropping a Blazing Demon Gate behind him to distract the horde of holy-rollers, the little demon jumps right on back into the elevator and hammers at the buttons.

[Modrageball]

Originally posted by Gadigan

Tolva opens up the gate, hops aboard the elevator, and hammers random buttons.

Tolva exits the elevator onto a plain of strange sands that radiate unusual amounts of mana to him. Trundling across the sands are at least seven cities moving as massive tracked crafts across the desert. Each has its own unique architectural style.

There's also a box by Tolva's left foot.

[Modrageball]

Originally posted by Aeromage

"...fukkit, anything's betteren holyville."

Tolva fumbles for, and picks up the box, along with one handful of the weird sand. He'll give the holy-box the side-eye in his inventory while he opens up his newest acquisition.

[Modrageball]

Originally posted by Gadigan

Tolva eventually finds himself back at his inn room, with the last two boxes and their contents missing.

He has, however, acquired sand. Much more sand than he intended to.

60,000 Mana-Rich Sand- (Item, Material, Earth & Magic & Fire, 600,000 Gold)

Thread moved for updating and PPT.

[Modrageball]

Originally posted by Aeromage


This one's going to be pretty tricky, as for the majority of the quest Tolva was blitzed out of his mind on Bad Maths/Directions drinks. As such, numerical values in PPT descriptions will be replaced with # symbols until otherwise supplied.


Tolva gets:

Index of Serial Killers- (Weapon, Book, Darkness, 4,000,000 Gold) +4,000 Melee Attack, 40% Critical, Wielder's 'Magical Attack' actions may use wielder's 'Melee Attack' bonus, and, if they do, they count as involving three additional Humans and Murder Arts Spells that give Melee Attack become compatible said action's attacks instead of whatever spells would normally be compatible with them.

Bakazooka- (Weapon, Instrument, Air & Technology, 3,500,000 Gold) +3,500 Ranged Attack, 250 MIN Damage, 100% inflicts Stat Drain: MIN Drain, 100% inflicts Stun, 50% inflicts Confusion: Surprised, wielder counts as having an additional Gun equipped

Giraffe-Attaching Stapler- (Weapon, Tool, Earth, 330,000 Gold) +330 Melee Attack, Wielder's 'Melee Attack', 'Attack with Finesse', 'Powerful Attack', and 'Melee Overdrive' actions give their targets the subtype Animal as a non-stacking debuff if said targets are below Level 60

Tree Kees- (Weapon, Other: Keyring, Wood & Spatial & Whimsy, 15,100,000 Gold) +15,100 Magical Attack, Wielder's 'Magical Attack' actions may summon a Plant, Spirit, Elemental, Monster, Human, or Fae below Level 60 from the Enemy List, Max 20 summoned.

Box from Disc 215- (Accessory, Container, Acid & Water & Earth, 150,000 Gold) Wielder may carry an additional unequipped Ooze pet into a thread
Lantern-Box from Disc 315- (Accessory, Container, Darkness & Light, 350,000 Gold) Wielder may carry an additional unequipped Aquatic pet or Food consumable into a thread, Wielder's presence counts as the presence of a Zone of Light, Individuals in the same battlespace as wielder may not have their To Hit reduced by effects attached to Zones of Darkness that come from sources below Level 40
Box from Disc 317- (Accessory, Container, Air, 300,000 Gold) Wielder may carry an additional unequipped Instrument weapon into threads
Box from Disc 357- (Accessory, Container, Earth, 150,000 Gold) Wielder may carry an additional unequipped Animal pet into a thread
Box from Disc 417- (Accessory, Container, Earth, 800,000 Gold) Wielder may carry an additional unequipped Reptile pet or Mask accessory into threads
Box from Disc 664- (Accessory, Container, Fire & War & Destruction & Darkness, 1,100,000 Gold) Wielder may carry an additional unequipped Fire, War, Darkness, or Destruction element item into threads
Box from Disc 683- (Accessory, Container, Wood & Earth & Spatial & Whimsy & Magic, 5,500,000 Gold) Wielder may carry an additional unequipped Plant pet or Keyring weapon into threads
Box from Disc 2,683- (Accessory, Container, Acid, 1,000,000 Gold) Wielder may bring an additional 5 unequipped Alchemy spells or Potion consumables into battle.
Box from Disc 8,418- (Accessory, Container, Life & Earth & Blood, 2,000,000 Gold) Wielder may bring an additional 5 unequipped Human or Animal pets into battle; these pets begin threads they are brought into with the status 'Dead'.

Stone Chameleon's Castle-Mouthed Face- (Accessory, Mask, Earth, 4,000,000 Gold) +4,000 Defense, +4,000 CON, Wearer counts as possessing an additional Large Structure ally, Wearer gains the subtype Reptile

Mysterious Lucky Dice- (Accessory, Trinket, Fortune, 7,777,777 Gold) +8% To Hit, +8% Dodge, +8% Critical, +8% Resilience, Wielder is afflicted with Favored at the start of battle

Red Manacascade Blastmixture- (Spell, Alchemy, Fire, 45,000 XP, 4,500,000 Gold) +4,500 Magical Attack, Caster creates a Zone of Fire and attaches a non-stacking effect to it that places a non-stacking debuff on the next 5 entities below Level 60 that are summoned in it that gives its possessor the element Fire

Walls of Meat, Hearts of Stone- (Spell, Transmutation, Life & Earth & Blood, 10,000 MP, 10,000,000 Gold) All Humans, Humanoids, Animals, and Aquatics that are in the same battlespace as caster that are below Level 20 that are not Earth element are killed, Caster turns all Zones of Earth in its battlespace that are created by sources below Level 60 or that are willing into Zones of Earth & Blood, Caster then creates a Zone of Earth, After creating said Zone of Earth, caster may remove up to 30 Earth element items that caster is carrying from the thread, summoning an Earth element Golem or Humanoid below Level 40 that is normally fightable for drops on the enemy list for each such item removed, with such summons naturally gaining the element Life, Max 40 summoned, Caster must be Level 20 or greater, Has RP effects

Box from Disc 473,219- (Permanent Consumable, Essence Sphere, Magic, 1 Charge, 15,000,000 Gold) Gives user 15 bonus weeks that may only be used on Wizard abilities, Gives user the award ‘Has Consumed X (where X = X+1) Box from Disc 473,219’, May not be used by a user who already has X equaling 1 or greater for such an award

60,000 Mana-Rich Sand- (Item, Material, Earth & Magic & Fire, 600,000 Gold)


Gwashliian Ooze (Pet, Ooze, Level Unknown) Reference Link

Lantern-Fish To Go (Pet, Undead & Aquatic, Level Unknown) Reference Link
"Out flies a partially-cooked, sorta-undead lantern-fish. It looks like you can pull fillets from its side without hurting it, and it gives off a soothing light. It joins you as (yet another) pet."





People

Rex Cosmix (Golem & Devil & Reptile, Unknown) Reference Link
"A floating, wood-carved t-rex head with devil horns and real eyes, around which swirl designs of magic, of space, and of tasty beverages waiting to be served."
The bartender of the Mask Section of the Nexus Tavern. Enjoys making experimental specials with bizarre and potent effects.


Places

(Disc 1)
(Nexus Tavern)
(Darkness Section)

->->->Mask Section Reference Link
"Its walls are decorated with hundreds of masks of varying designs, a preponderance of them tribal, which is filled with intricately-carved chairs contrasted by weirdly plain tables."
Located off the Darkness Section of the Tavern. Specialises in serving masked entities and demons.

Disc 215: Ooze City Reference Link
"The disc expands before him as a melting cityscape with rivers of liquefied buildings making up its streets. Boats piloted by slime-men and insect-creatures ply these queer waterways, and bees with the heads of men sculpted from dripping wax fly in swarms."
A disc of oozes and ooze.

Disc 315: Lantern-Lit Alley District Reference Link
"A cramped city of narrow streets, from whose sides dangle # lanterns of assorted varieties, casting the otherwise-nearly-dark disk into a variety of colored mixes of glow. Shops and homes line the streets, and the steets and alleyways are stone."

Disc 317: Music Disc Reference Link
"The buildings around him include a large number of instrument shops and concert halls, and there's even some with giant instruments built into their design. People, predominantly humans, move about the city, and while there is a mix of occupations, there is a definite tilt towards musically-inclined individuals."

->->Sound Odds Betting Palace Reference Link
A casino.

Disc 357: Disc of Ranges and Ranches Reference Link
"A patchwork of ranches, the nearest of which has # giraffes on it. There's a building built next to the portal tower, and roads going out across the ranches."

Disc 417: Castle-Mouthed Chameleon Disc Reference Link
"A disc covered in massive stone statues of chameleons, each of which has its mouth open, stone tongue reaching down to the stone disc-top to act as a bridge. In each chameleon's mouth is a massive castle."

Disc 664: Everything Is Terrible Reference Link
"He exits and finds himself in the midst of a burning forest that surrounds at least part of the central pillar. There is a sign present that seems to be unharmed by being constantly on fire. It points out directions and distances to 'The City of Murderers', 'Disaster Institute 4', 'The Boiling Zone', 'Claw Monster Dungeon', 'Undead Woodworks', and 'Doctor Vester's Home'."

->Claw Monster Dungeon Reference Link

->Disaster Institute 4 Reference Link

->Doctor Vester's Home Reference Link

->The Boiling Zone Reference Link

->The City of Murderers Reference Link

->Undead Woodworks Reference Link


Disc 683: Tree Key Disc Reference Link
"A forested disc. Each of its trees, most of them rather wide compared to standard ones, has a unique door in its side at ground level."

Disc 2,683: Disc of Alchemy Reference Link
"A bustling city-disc full of all manner of alchemists and transmuters. There are several stalls set up around the central pillar selling alchemical goods and spells."

Disc 8,418: Disc of Flesh-Stone Reference Link
"A disc where a city of flesh stretches out before him, with buildings, roadways, and landmarks made of a verity of meaty materials. Around it walk stone people going about their daily business."

Disc 473,219: Disc of Magical Lore Reference Link
"A disc filled with hundreds of sweeping bridges in numerous layers, both above and below, with the disc being filled with towering buildings, stairwells, and bridges, many of which have bookcases built into their sides, as far as Tolva can see in all directions save behind him (where the pillar is). Many witches fly around on brooms, and clusters of scholars huddle on bridges, discussing magic spells and tomes of lore."

Disc #: Cathedral City Reference Link
"A disc with an unusual number of cathedrals and reflecting pools. Holy chanting fills the air"

Disc #: Manasand Desert Reference Link
"A plain of strange sands that radiate unusual amounts of mana to him. Trundling across the sands are at least # cities moving as massive tracked crafts across the desert. Each has its own unique architectural style."




Things

Alchemical Ooze (Ooze, Unknown) Reference Link
"A #-legged, #-eyed ooze-creature that is # feet tall and has # arms"

Cooked Fish-Seller of Disc 315 (Human, Unknown) Reference Link
"Old men in worn robes excitedly hawking cooked fish in competition with one another."

Laughing Demon (Demon, Unknown) Reference Link

Masked Demon (Demon, Unknown) Reference Link

Lapine Conductor (Humanoid, Unknown) Reference Link
"A #-foot rabbit in a conductor's coat with a baton"

Swarm of Wax-Sculpted Bust-Bees (Insect & Ooze, Unknown) Reference Link
"Bees with the heads of men sculpted from dripping wax fly in swarms"




Mathemagical Mixup Reference Link
A beverage that makes the imbiber lose all grasp on maths and numeracy. Also makes them hilariously drunk.

Twisted Cosmixup Reference Link
One of Rex Cosmix's specialities. Tends to make the imbiber lose track of directions. May also boost their luck.




Additional Note
On second reading, the Index of Serial Killers has some weird wording. Either I'm not parsing it properly or it's missing something.

[Modrageball]

Originally posted by Draconics

Moved to Gad Review

[Lord Gadigan]

Rex Cosmix (Golem & Devil & Reptile, Unknown) Reference Link
"A floating, wood-carved t-rex head with devil horns and real eyes, around which swirl designs of magic, of space, and of tasty beverages waiting to be served."
The bartender of the Mask Section of the Nexus Tavern. Enjoys making experimental specials with bizarre and potent effects.

That works for his subtypes. Make him Level 98.

[Lord Gadigan]

(Disc 1)
(Nexus Tavern)
(Darkness Section)

->->->Mask Section Reference Link
"Its walls are decorated with hundreds of masks of varying designs, a preponderance of them tribal, which is filled with intricately-carved chairs contrasted by weirdly plain tables."
Located off the Darkness Section of the Tavern. Specialises in serving masked entities and demons.

Disc 215: Ooze City Reference Link
"The disc expands before him as a melting cityscape with rivers of liquefied buildings making up its streets. Boats piloted by slime-men and insect-creatures ply these queer waterways, and bees with the heads of men sculpted from dripping wax fly in swarms."
A disc of oozes and ooze.

Disc 317: Music Disc Reference Link
"The buildings around him include a large number of instrument shops and concert halls, and there's even some with giant instruments built into their design. People, predominantly humans, move about the city, and while there is a mix of occupations, there is a definite tilt towards musically-inclined individuals."

->->Sound Odds Betting Palace Reference Link
A casino.

Disc 417: Castle-Mouthed Chameleon Disc Reference Link
"A disc covered in massive stone statues of chameleons, each of which has its mouth open, stone tongue reaching down to the stone disc-top to act as a bridge. In each chameleon's mouth is a massive castle."

Disc 664: Everything Is Terrible Reference Link
"He exits and finds himself in the midst of a burning forest that surrounds at least part of the central pillar. There is a sign present that seems to be unharmed by being constantly on fire. It points out directions and distances to 'The City of Murderers', 'Disaster Institute 4', 'The Boiling Zone', 'Claw Monster Dungeon', 'Undead Woodworks', and 'Doctor Vester's Home'."

->Claw Monster Dungeon Reference Link

->Disaster Institute 4 Reference Link

->Doctor Vester's Home Reference Link

->The Boiling Zone Reference Link

->The City of Murderers Reference Link

->Undead Woodworks Reference Link


Disc 683: Tree Key Disc Reference Link
"A forested disc. Each of its trees, most of them rather wide compared to standard ones, has a unique door in its side at ground level."

Disc 2,683: Disc of Alchemy Reference Link
"A bustling city-disc full of all manner of alchemists and transmuters. There are several stalls set up around the central pillar selling alchemical goods and spells."

Disc 8,418: Disc of Flesh-Stone Reference Link
"A disc where a city of flesh stretches out before him, with buildings, roadways, and landmarks made of a verity of meaty materials. Around it walk stone people going about their daily business."

Disc 473,219: Disc of Magical Lore Reference Link
"A disc filled with hundreds of sweeping bridges in numerous layers, both above and below, with the disc being filled with towering buildings, stairwells, and bridges, many of which have bookcases built into their sides, as far as Tolva can see in all directions save behind him (where the pillar is). Many witches fly around on brooms, and clusters of scholars huddle on bridges, discussing magic spells and tomes of lore."

Approved.

Disc 315: Lantern-Lit Alley District Reference Link
"A cramped city of narrow streets, from whose sides dangle # lanterns of assorted varieties, casting the otherwise-nearly-dark disk into a variety of colored mixes of glow. Shops and homes line the streets, and the steets and alleyways are stone."

thousands of

Disc 357: Disc of Ranges and Ranches Reference Link
"A patchwork of ranches, the nearest of which has # giraffes on it. There's a building built next to the portal tower, and roads going out across the ranches."

4,500

Disc #: Cathedral City Reference Link
"A disc with an unusual number of cathedrals and reflecting pools. Holy chanting fills the air"

618,491

Disc #: Manasand Desert Reference Link
"A plain of strange sands that radiate unusual amounts of mana to him. Trundling across the sands are at least # cities moving as massive tracked crafts across the desert. Each has its own unique architectural style."

Disc 2,819,303
fifteen cities

[Lord Gadigan]

2:42 PM] Gadigan: Let's work out what needs to be done to clarify this item: Index of Serial Killers- (Weapon, Book, Darkness, 4,000,000 Gold) +4,000 Melee Attack, 40% Critical, Wielder's 'Magical Attack' actions may use wielder's 'Melee Attack' bonus, and, if they do, they count as involving three additional Humans and Murder Arts Spells that give Melee Attack become compatible said action's attacks instead of whatever spells would normally be compatible with them.
[2:42 PM] Gadigan: Because I think its wording is correct
[2:42 PM] Gadigan: But agree that it is confusing
[2:43 PM] Gadigan: So, the first bits are standard with the Melee Attack and Critical
[2:43 PM] Gadigan: Next up
[2:43 PM] Gadigan: Magical Attack actions may use the Melee Attack bonus
[2:43 PM] Gadigan: I suppose it doesn't say instead of Magical Attack bonus
[2:43 PM] Gadigan: So it's ambiguous if it is instead of or in addition to
[2:43 PM] Gadigan: So I'll edit that
[2:43 PM] Gadigan: Let's work out what needs to be done to clarify this item: Index of Serial Killers- (Weapon, Book, Darkness, 4,000,000 Gold) +4,000 Melee Attack, 40% Critical, Wielder's 'Magical Attack' actions may use wielder's 'Melee Attack' bonus instead of wielder's 'Magical Attack' bonus, and, if they do, they count as involving three additional Humans and Murder Arts Spells that give Melee Attack become compatible said action's attacks instead of whatever spells would normally be compatible with them.
[2:44 PM] Gadigan: So
[2:44 PM] Gadigan: If the wielder makes the choice for a Magical Attack action to use wielder's Melee Attack bonus
[2:44 PM] Gadigan: Then the following triggers
[2:44 PM] Gadigan: "they count as involving three additional Humans and Murder Arts Spells that give Melee Attack become compatible said action's attacks instead of whatever spells would normally be compatible with them."
[2:44 PM] Gadigan: So there's two parts there
[2:44 PM] Gadigan: The first part is that the Magical Attack counts as involving three additional Humans
[2:44 PM] Gadigan: Actually
[2:44 PM] Gadigan: Hm
[2:44 PM] Gadigan: Yeah
[2:44 PM] Gadigan: Proceeding
[2:44 PM] Gadigan: So
[2:44 PM] Gadigan: Then the last part
[2:44 PM] Gadigan: "Murder Arts Spells that give Melee Attack become compatible said action's attacks instead of whatever spells would normally be compatible with them"
[2:45 PM] Caelzeph: It may need a comma. I think that's what threw my parsing off.
[2:45 PM] Gadigan: So the user can use Murder Arts spells with a Melee Attack bonus as part of the Magical Attack action, but can't use spells that just have a Magical Attack bonus
[2:45 PM] Gadigan: With that part being worded the way it is
[2:45 PM] Gadigan: In case they have weaseled their way into using Ranged Attack
[2:45 PM] Gadigan: Instead of Magical
[2:45 PM] Gadigan: It would shut that down too
[2:45 PM] Gadigan: A comma works
[2:45 PM] Gadigan: Okay
[2:45 PM] Celas: maybe rephrase to
[2:46 PM] Gadigan: Index of Serial Killers- (Weapon, Book, Darkness, 4,000,000 Gold) +4,000 Melee Attack, 40% Critical, Wielder's 'Magical Attack' actions may use wielder's 'Melee Attack' bonus instead of wielder's 'Magical Attack' bonus, and, if they do, they count as involving three additional Humans, and Murder Arts Spells that give Melee Attack become compatible said action's attacks instead of whatever spells would normally be compatible with them.
[2:46 PM] Celas: something like
[2:47 PM] Celas: "this Magical Attack can only use Murder Arts Spells that provide a Melee Attack Bonus"
[2:47 PM] Celas: It applies the same logical effect, without being quite so verbose
[2:48 PM] Gadigan: Index of Serial Killers- (Weapon, Book, Darkness, 4,000,000 Gold) +4,000 Melee Attack, 40% Critical, Wielder's 'Magical Attack' actions may use wielder's 'Melee Attack' bonus instead of wielder's 'Magical Attack' bonus, and, if they do, they count as involving three additional Humans, and this Magical Attack can only involve the casting of Murder Arts Spells that provide a Melee Attack Bonus.
[2:48 PM] Celas: probably needs a bit of refinement
[2:48 PM] Gadigan: How about that?
[2:48 PM] Celas: looks good to me!
[2:49 PM] Gadigan: Excellent
[2:49 PM] Gadigan: Posting it

[Lord Gadigan]

Alchemical Ooze (Ooze, Unknown) Reference Link
"A #-legged, #-eyed ooze-creature that is # feet tall and has # arms"

Glabourxian Oozewalker. Ooze confirmed. Level 33. Five legs. Eighteen eyes (hey, that one was right!). Eight feet tall. Seven arms.

Cooked Fish-Seller of Disc 315 (Human, Unknown) Reference Link
"Old men in worn robes excitedly hawking cooked fish in competition with one another."

Vendor. Level 1 Human.

Laughing Demon (Demon, Unknown) Reference Link

Level 45 Demon.

Masked Demon (Demon, Unknown) Reference Link

Level 60 Demon.

Lapine Conductor (Humanoid, Unknown) Reference Link
"A #-foot rabbit in a conductor's coat with a baton"

5 feet tall. We'll go with that name. Subtype is Animal. Level 8.

Swarm of Wax-Sculpted Bust-Bees (Insect & Ooze, Unknown) Reference Link
"Bees with the heads of men sculpted from dripping wax fly in swarms"

Buzzgronian Swarm. Insect & Ooze approved. Level 45 Unit.

[Lord Gadigan]

Gwashliian Ooze- (Pet, Ooze, Water & Acid, Lv.35, 4,500,000 Gold)
HP- #
MP- #
STR- #
AGI- #
CON- #
MIN- #
SPI- #
XP- 0
XP Needed- # (Standard Multiplier x1)
Minimum Level- 35
Defense- #
Defense against Stat Damage- #
Critical Chance- #%
Resilience- #%
To Hit- #%
Dodge- #%
Resistances and Immunities- 80% Water Resistance, 80% Acid Resistance, 50% Electrical Resistance, 100% Dissolving Resistance, Poison Immunity, Drowning Immunity, 70% Minor Status Effect Resistance, 35% Moderate Status Effect Resistance, Ooze Traits
Prime Attribute- Constitution
Constant Effects-
Luminescent Oozification- If possessor is in a Zone of Water & Light, whenever an opponent of possessor that is below Level 40, applies a buff to a target, to a max of 5 times per round, possessor cancels said buff application and summons a Level 35 Gwashliian Ooze from the Zoo Record, Max 30 summoned, Constant Effect
Abilities-
Ooze Tendrils- # Damage, 1 hit against 15, Water or Acid or Water & Acid or Water & Acid & Physical, 0 MP
Blue Oozewave- # Damage, # MIN Damage, 1 hit against 4,000, Water & Acid, # MP
Solidify Mind- Target gains +# Defense against MIN Damage, stacks 5 times, Water or Acid or Psychic, # MP

[Lord Gadigan]

Deathlamp Floatfish- (Pet, Undead, Water & Acid, Lv.7, 280,000 Gold)
HP- #
MP- #
STR- #
AGI- #
CON- #
MIN- #
SPI- #
XP- 0
XP Needed- # (Standard Multiplier x1)
Minimum Level- 7
Defense- #
Defense against Stat Damage- #
Critical Chance- #%
Resilience- #%
To Hit- #%
Dodge- #%
Resistances and Immunities- Absorbs Energy, 80% Light Resistance, 80% Water Resistance, 80% Acid Resistance, 80% Air Resistance, 75% Darkness Resistance, 75% Electrical Resistance, 75% Hope Resistance, 75% Moon Resistance, Poison Immunity, Diseased Immunity, Drowning Immunity, Suffocation Immunity, 14% Minor Status Effect Resistance, 7% Moderate Status Effect Resistance, Undead Traits
Prime Attribute- Constitution
Constant Effects-
Floating Undead Fish- Possessor gains the subtypes Aquatic and Aerial, Constant Effect
Constant Glow- Possessor's presence counts as the presence of a Zone of Light, Possessor may have effects attached to possessor as though possessor were a Zone of Light, Constant Effect
Luminous Boon- Possessor's allies gain +#% To Hit as a non-stacking effect, Constant Effect
Abilities-
Bony Bite- # Damage, 50% inflicts Confusion: Fear, Darkness or Physical or Darkness & Physical, 0 MP
Red Glow- # Damage, 50% inflicts Stat Drain: STR Drain, 1 hit against 5, Fire & Energy & Light, # MP
Float- Caster gains 80% Earth Resistance as a non-stacking buff that lasts 5 rounds, Air, # MP