Grabbyfest

[Aeromage]

Doctor!

[The Nottest of Daves]

Dulcy

[Lord Gadigan]

'Boris the Zombie Smasher': The Complete Series- (Weaponx2, Book: Storybook, Technology & Physical & Darkness & Fire, 3,000,000 Gold) +3,000 Melee Attack, Possessor's infliction chances of Fatigued: Stun and Charm are increased by 30% against Undead as non-stacking effect, with this increase increasing to a still-non-stacking 60% with respect to Undead whose name includes 'Zombie'

[Lord Gadigan]

'Mr. Sandman: Hand Me a Sand: Do Not Attempt to Beer Ear Lady Goat Hand': The Book by Cael, But From an Alternate Timeline- (Weapon, Book: Poetry, Darkness & Tacky & Moon & Evil, 60,000,000 Gold) Wielder's Magical Attack bonus is set to 60,000,000, 200% inflicts Fatigued: Asleep, Each individual in battle has a 15% chance of being afflicted with Instant Death: Doom at the start of each round

Also, one Cael who wants it gets 1 Fame and 'Wrote a Book of Poetry, But You Know, Not Really'

[The Nottest of Daves]

Lurky

[Lord Gadigan]

Form of Meditative Assumption of Form Of- (Stance Ability, Flux Baron) Possessor may be in three additional Stances, provided each has a name that includes 'Form of' or 'Form Of'

[Aeromage]

Doctor!

Caelum will get the weird fame and poetry award.

[Lord Gadigan]

Meditative Assumption of Samurai Detective from the Investigation of Meditative Assumptions and Forms of Forms of Meditative Assumptions- (Stance Ability, Elemental Researcher) Possessor's PC Type becomes Samurai Detective, All abilities whose name includes 'Meditative Assumption' become Stances for all individuals in possessor's battlespace, Possessor gains +2 Fame and +3 Obscurity

[The Nottest of Daves]

Enrica

[Lord Gadigan]

Can Pick Her Nose with a Vuvuzela- (Passive Ability, Thief) Possessor, if wielding an Instrument whose name includes 'Vuvuzela', is cured of Diseased and all its sub-status effects at the start of each round

[Lord Gadigan]

Meditative Assumption of this Disorienting Song I am Listening To with Sand In Its Title- (Stance Ability, Musician) +30% Dodge, +30% to possessor's Confusion infliction chances, +30% to the MP Cost of all Bardic Music spells carried by, equipped by, or cast by possessor

[The Nottest of Daves]

Enrica

[Lord Gadigan]

30,000 Nosebeer, the Traditional Ratador Drink: Patented by Noleco, Your Beverage Solutions Provider- (Consumable, Drink, Darkness & Earth, 1 Charge, 30,000 Gold) 100% inflicts Confusion: Drunk, +3% Dodge as a buff that stacks 20 times, Target's name counts as including 'Rat' and 'Bull' as a non-stacking buff

That's 30,000 different items, not an item with 30,000 in its name

Nole gains 1 Fame and 'Owns a Beer Company that He Has Nothing to Do With, Apparently'

[The Nottest of Daves]

Dulcinea

[Lord Gadigan]

Motivational Sign Reading 'Be More Bullfighting'- (Item, Antiquity, Air & Chaos & Business, 30,000 Gold)

[Aeromage]

Doctor!

[Lord Gadigan]

New Fight Type Unlocked:

Alcoholic Match:

It's like a PVP Arena Match, but for 12 rounds, with round numbers not being changeable by anyone or resettable, at the end of each round, each individual's total Poison: Drunk affliction chance from the source of each Poison: Drunk instance that is currently affecting it, with automatic 'Inflicts Poison: Drunk' instances only counting as 100%, is tallied, then summed up for each side of battle, and the grand total at the end of 12 rounds of battle that is highest is the winning side's total, with other methods of winning battles not applying, even if added on top of this

[Lord Gadigan]

You have to grab that and it unlocks for the unlocker, but this post doesn't unlock anything

Wait, no, let's make this post unlock it too, potentially for someone new, or just, if they're grabbed together, it unlocks once

[Lord Gadigan]

Basket Full of Happy Harpies- (Consumable, Summoning Stone, Air, Unlimited Charges, 300,000,000 Gold) User summons up to 200 lower-Level entities from the Enemy List that are normally able to be fought for drops on the Enemy List whose name contains 'Harpy', with these summons naturally gaining the Constant Effect 'So Incredibly Happy- Possessor is Immune to Minor Negative Status effects, Constant Effect'

[The Nottest of Daves]

Dulcinea