Ruka Gets Tickets

[Armocida]

8/12 Double Box?

[Lord Gadigan]

What are Ruka's current Of the Tales pulls looking like?

[Armocida]

He has none!

[Lord Gadigan]

Of the Tales-

♢Perpetual Atrocity Engine- (Passive Ability, Roboticist) At the start of each round, possessor regenerates 1% of possessor's Max MP and obtains a buff that stacks (Possessor's Level + 200) times that provides +(Possessor's Level x 1,000) MP, with this process causing possessor to count as having dynamically created 300 new instances of entities to place on the Enemy List, dynamically made each a new PC Type, summoned one instance each of those entities while in the process of dynamically creating them, afflicted Pain, Voidstruck: Endless Torment, and Cursed: Damned on them while they were in the process of being summoned, killed them while they possessed no names before they entered any battlespace, made them unresurrectable, made them unsummonable by any other entity, removed them from all threads, prevented them from entering new threads, retired them in a method that makes them unable to be un-retired, removed their status as a PC Type, removed them from the Enemy List, and made the process of tracking these factors relating to their creation and subsequent removal unable to be altered and unaffected by resetting threads to an earlier point (with this not impacting the removability or rewindability of the regeneration or buff from this ability)

Imported Goods-

Pizza Oven from New Branzzio- (Accessory, Container, Fire & Earth, 3,380,000 Gold) Consumables used by wielder whose name includes 'Pizza' cure three minor negative status effects in addition to their other effects as a non-stacking effect

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You have rolled your way into what is in contention for being the most unpleasant Ascension Boss skillset. I'm going to extend the offer to transfer that thing for free to a willing recipient if you don't want it on Ruka, or to pay 30,000,000 to have the ability shop take it and have it sit for sale (once, for 200,000,000 Gold). Alternatively, you can keep it if you want.

[Armocida]

Double Box! 9/12

[Lord Gadigan]

To be clear, if you end this ticket set without getting rid of that thing, it's losing the easy-to-get-rid-of.

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Wooden Robo-Dragon Parade-

Found the Legendary Ice Cream Mountain Kami- (Passive Ability, Shrine Maiden) Whenever possessor summons an entity whose name contains 'Kami of the Great Mountain', possessor may choose to add ' Ice Cream' naturally after 'Great' in its name, naturally additionally make it the elements Whimsy and Candy, Naturally cause it to possess 30 Fame, and naturally give it the following Constant Effect:
Form of Tasty Ice Cream- Possessor may deal 3,800,000 Flat Candy & Whimsy element HP Healing to up to 600,000 allies at the start of each round, Possessor may make any of its attacks additionally or solely Candy and/or Whimsy element, Constant Effect

That Doesn't Sound Right-

*Zardowak Londhawk- (Weapon, Gun, Destruction & Glory, 600,000,000 Gold) +600,000 Ranged Attack, +3 Base SPI, +10 Fame, Wielder's 'Ranged Attack', 'Ranged Overdrive', 'Point Blank', and 'Snipe' actions may use SPI in place of AGI as a Prime Attribute (adding to existing instances of SPI if both SPI and AGI are already possessed as Prime Attributes), Wielder's attacks automatically make opposing Pets below Level 60 become Dead

[Armocida]

10/12 Double box

[Lord Gadigan]

Cursemeister's Closet-

Apply Curse- (Active Ability, Warlock) Possessor may spend an action to give a copy of any ability from possessor's List of Applicable Curses to any PC target of lower Level, This may affect non-PCs in RP threads

Ruka's List of Applicable Curses gains:
Curse of Nullified Strength- (Passive Ability, Curse) Possessor obtains -5 Base STR
Curse of Nullified Constitution- (Passive Ability, Curse) Possessor obtains -5 Base CON
Curse of Nullified Agility- (Passive Ability, Curse) Possessor obtains -5 Base AGI
Curse of Nullified Mind- (Passive Ability, Curse) Possessor obtains -5 Base MIN
Curse of Nullified Spirit- (Passive Ability, Curse) Possessor obtains -5 Base SPI
Curse of Nullified Health- (Passive Ability, Curse) Possessor's Max HP is halved, rounding down
Curse of Nullified Mana- (Passive Ability, Curse) Possessor's Max MP is halved, rounding down
Curse of Nullified Defense- (Passive Ability, Curse) Possessor's Defense is halved, rounding down
Curse of Nullified Offense- (Passive Ability, Curse) Possessor's Damage Dealt is halved, rounding down
Eternal Fetters- (Passive Ability, Curse) Possessor cannot break Level caps, Possessor's Level is reduced by 10 (to a minimum of 1) if possessor possesses at least 9 other Curses

Exodus of Self-

The Eighty Eight Dissertations Detailing Our Struggle in Refining Rational Civilization from an Irrational Multiverse- (Permanent Consumable, Minor Artifact, Order & Psychic & Physical, 1 Charge, X Gold) User, if a willing PC of Level 60 or greater who is not being controlled by any entity, may choose to permanently retire and become unable to be unretired; if user does so, user's character slot is transformed into an IRRC Ubermensch character slot

[Armocida]

The Ascendant ability will go to Pathaky for Crazy Roy

11/12 Double Box

[Pathaky]

Clarification: Regular Roy, not Crazy.

[Lord Gadigan]

Seeds of Wealth and Hunger-

Forest That Dwells Within Your Shadow- (Item, Resource, Darkness & Wood, 220,000,000 Gold) This item may be activated in the shop, Once activated, once per week in the Shop, a post may be made to list 5 Umbramancer, Shadow Blade, Ebon Chancellor, Botanist, and/or Lord of Trees abilities that this item's user possesses and has not announced, Each time this is done, the user obtains (2*the number of times this post has been made) Shadow Duke Bonus Weeks; if this bonus week source is not claimed for a week, this item is detroyed; This item may not be replicated and its destruction may not be prevented

Within the Rainbow Beehive-

Love-Is-Sticky Slingshot- (Weapon, Other: Sling, Energy & Physical, 30,000,000 Gold) +30,000 Ranged Attack, Wielder's attacks that incorporate wielder's Ranged Attack bonus may Heal, Wielder's attacks that incorporate wielder's Ranged Attack bonus may gain a 100% chance of inflicting an instance of Charm that, instead of its usual effects, has a 50% chance of causing its possessor to skip each of its possessor's actions, with things that would happen before and after said actions still occurring

[Armocida]

12/12 Double Box

[Lord Gadigan]

Ask the Audience?-

Scorpion Infused with Ultra-Gamma Energy- (Permanent Consumable, Minor Artifact, Atomic & Glory & Physical, 1 Charge, X Gold) User, if a willing PC of Level 60 or greater who is not being controlled by any entity, may choose to permanently retire and become unable to be unretired; if user does so, user's character slot is transformed into an Ultra-Hero character slot

Tower of the Elephant-

VORTHELHAUT System- (Accessory, Upgrade, Grandeur & Technology & Treasure & Progress, 3,444,219,000 Gold) At the start of each round, wielder may choose a Coded Being ally (including wielder) to count as either Cosmosmelted, Codewrought, or Masterforged; wielder is immune to GLAUNYR Virus, VOBUL Virus, and INREKTHALTOH Virus; Wielder's Coded being allies may choose to count as possessing the elements Grandeur and/or Fire in adddition to their other elements

[Lord Gadigan]

Thread moved for updating.

[Modrageball]

Summary

Rukathal gets:

Descendants May Invoke the Spirits of Their Ancestors Through Prayer, Allowing Them to Act Upon the World Once More- (World Law, Binder) Entities who possesses a dead Spirit earlier in their summon-generation trees that is not 20 or more Levels greater than they are may spend an action to allow that dead Spirit to immediately perform an action as though it were not dead

Every Human Has a Talent, Whether That Human Knows About It or Not- (World Law, General) When each Human first appears in the thread, a random Base Class is determined (with the Base Class having to be one the Human has as an Associated Class if it has Associated Classes) and associated with that Human; it counts as having 5 additional abilities from said class, and the stat bonuses provided by that class's abilities are increased by 1% (to a max of 1,000,000 additional points). This effect is tracked and maintained by this World Law rather than being a buff or on that Human.

You Had Best Beware, Lest Reptiles Leave Bad Reviews for Your Business, Leading to the Most Unfortunate Sorts of Personal Financial Disasters- (World Law, Herpetologist) If a non-Reptile has not spent a separate, non-offensive action placing a buff on each individual Reptile in the same battlespace (being able to count each action a max of once for a single Reptile, regardless of how many were buffed in it), whenever said non-Reptile either performs a Commerce-element action, buys something from a Shop, or performs a 'Trade' action, any Reptile may, to a max of once per trigger across all Reptiles (with the highest-Level Reptile choosing 'yes' gaining precedence, with ties determined randomly), choose, at the end of said action or instance of buying, to both deal (the Reptile's Level x 1,000,000) Flat Beast or Beast & Commerce or Beast & Commerce & Fury & Destruction element Gold Damage to said non-Reptile, as well as placing a debuff of said non-Reptile that stacks a max of 4 times, with the debuff providing -5 Fame and causing its possessor's Commerce element actions to have a 25% chance of failing (with things that would occur before and after those actions still occurring), with the checks from multiple stacked instances of the debuff being made separate times

Attended by Abstandard Kami- (Passive Ability, Shrine Maiden) Whenever possessor summons a Spirit that is fightable for drops on the Enemy List, possessor has a 5% chance of being able to (have ' Kami' appended to its name, have it additionally naturally possess the subtype Kami, and have its natural stat values increase by their value as listed (not counting Constant Effects) on the Enemy List)

Elite Spirit Bodyguards- (Passive Ability, Shrine Maiden) When possessor summons entities using possessor's 'Attended by Spirit Bodyguards' ability, possessor may choose one of them and have a 25% chance, if it is equal to or lower Level than the attacker who triggered the ability, of redirecting all hits of the attack that triggered the ability to that summon

Found the Legendary Ice Cream Mountain Kami- (Passive Ability, Shrine Maiden) Whenever possessor summons an entity whose name contains 'Kami of the Great Mountain', possessor may choose to add ' Ice Cream' naturally after 'Great' in its name, naturally additionally make it the elements Whimsy and Candy, Naturally cause it to possess 30 Fame, and naturally give it the following Constant Effect:
Form of Tasty Ice Cream- Possessor may deal 3,800,000 Flat Candy & Whimsy element HP Healing to up to 600,000 allies at the start of each round, Possessor may make any of its attacks additionally or solely Candy and/or Whimsy element, Constant Effect

Apply Curse- (Active Ability, Warlock) Possessor may spend an action to give a copy of any ability from possessor's List of Applicable Curses to any PC target of lower Level, This may affect non-PCs in RP threads

Ruka's List of Applicable Curses gains:
Curse of Nullified Strength- (Passive Ability, Curse) Possessor obtains -5 Base STR
Curse of Nullified Constitution- (Passive Ability, Curse) Possessor obtains -5 Base CON
Curse of Nullified Agility- (Passive Ability, Curse) Possessor obtains -5 Base AGI
Curse of Nullified Mind- (Passive Ability, Curse) Possessor obtains -5 Base MIN
Curse of Nullified Spirit- (Passive Ability, Curse) Possessor obtains -5 Base SPI
Curse of Nullified Health- (Passive Ability, Curse) Possessor's Max HP is halved, rounding down
Curse of Nullified Mana- (Passive Ability, Curse) Possessor's Max MP is halved, rounding down
Curse of Nullified Defense- (Passive Ability, Curse) Possessor's Defense is halved, rounding down
Curse of Nullified Offense- (Passive Ability, Curse) Possessor's Damage Dealt is halved, rounding down
Eternal Fetters- (Passive Ability, Curse) Possessor cannot break Level caps, Possessor's Level is reduced by 10 (to a minimum of 1) if possessor possesses at least 9 other Curses


Lesser Deific Domain: Time- (Passive Ability, Other: Worldbound God) Possessor and possessor's allies are afflicted with Augmented: Haste at the start of each round, Possessor has RP powers connected to this divine domain

Law of Rage: GOLEMS WITH OUTER SHELLS OF BRONZE BURN WITH UNCONQUERABLE INNER FURY- (World Law, Evermason) Golems gain +20,000 to all stats, Fire element Golems may make any of their actions or attacks solely Fury element, Golems who deal Fury element Damage may inflict Burning on any individual who takes at least 1 point of Fury element Damage, Fury element Golems gain Immunity to Minor Negative Status Effects, Immunity to Burning, Immunity to Awestruck, Immunity to Mindblasted, and Immunity to Overload, Fire & Fury element Golems have a 50% chance of resurrecting themselves at the start of each round, Instances of the entity 'Bronze Golem' from the Enemy List have their natural stats doubled, are naturally Elite, gain the elements Fire and Fury, and gain an additional action assigned in turn order each round, Possessor obtains an uncapped bonus of +5,000 to all stats if possessor has at least 1 Commandment of the Seething Idol active


*Zardowak Londhawk- (Weapon, Gun, Destruction & Glory, 600,000,000 Gold) +600,000 Ranged Attack, +3 Base SPI, +10 Fame, Wielder's 'Ranged Attack', 'Ranged Overdrive', 'Point Blank', and 'Snipe' actions may use SPI in place of AGI as a Prime Attribute (adding to existing instances of SPI if both SPI and AGI are already possessed as Prime Attributes), Wielder's attacks automatically make opposing Pets below Level 60 become Dead

Love-Is-Sticky Slingshot- (Weapon, Other: Sling, Energy & Physical, 30,000,000 Gold) +30,000 Ranged Attack, Wielder's attacks that incorporate wielder's Ranged Attack bonus may Heal, Wielder's attacks that incorporate wielder's Ranged Attack bonus may gain a 100% chance of inflicting an instance of Charm that, instead of its usual effects, has a 50% chance of causing its possessor to skip each of its possessor's actions, with things that would happen before and after said actions still occurring


Pizza Oven from New Branzzio- (Accessory, Container, Fire & Earth, 3,380,000 Gold) Consumables used by wielder whose name includes 'Pizza' cure three minor negative status effects in addition to their other effects as a non-stacking effect

VORTHELHAUT System- (Accessory, Upgrade, Grandeur & Technology & Treasure & Progress, 3,444,219,000 Gold) At the start of each round, wielder may choose a Coded Being ally (including wielder) to count as either Cosmosmelted, Codewrought, or Masterforged; wielder is immune to GLAUNYR Virus, VOBUL Virus, and INREKTHALTOH Virus; Wielder's Coded being allies may choose to count as possessing the elements Grandeur and/or Fire in adddition to their other elements


Scorpion Infused with Ultra-Gamma Energy- (Permanent Consumable, Minor Artifact, Atomic & Glory & Physical, 1 Charge, X Gold) User, if a willing PC of Level 60 or greater who is not being controlled by any entity, may choose to permanently retire and become unable to be unretired; if user does so, user's character slot is transformed into an Ultra-Hero character slot

The Eighty Eight Dissertations Detailing Our Struggle in Refining Rational Civilization from an Irrational Multiverse- (Permanent Consumable, Minor Artifact, Order & Psychic & Physical, 1 Charge, X Gold) User, if a willing PC of Level 60 or greater who is not being controlled by any entity, may choose to permanently retire and become unable to be unretired; if user does so, user's character slot is transformed into an IRRC Ubermensch character slot


Forest That Dwells Within Your Shadow- (Item, Resource, Darkness & Wood, 220,000,000 Gold) This item may be activated in the shop, Once activated, once per week in the Shop, a post may be made to list 5 Umbramancer, Shadow Blade, Ebon Chancellor, Botanist, and/or Lord of Trees abilities that this item's user possesses and has not announced, Each time this is done, the user obtains (2*the number of times this post has been made) Shadow Duke Bonus Weeks; if this bonus week source is not claimed for a week, this item is detroyed; This item may not be replicated and its destruction may not be prevented


Roy gets:

♢Perpetual Atrocity Engine- (Passive Ability, Roboticist) At the start of each round, possessor regenerates 1% of possessor's Max MP and obtains a buff that stacks (Possessor's Level + 200) times that provides +(Possessor's Level x 1,000) MP, with this process causing possessor to count as having dynamically created 300 new instances of entities to place on the Enemy List, dynamically made each a new PC Type, summoned one instance each of those entities while in the process of dynamically creating them, afflicted Pain, Voidstruck: Endless Torment, and Cursed: Damned on them while they were in the process of being summoned, killed them while they possessed no names before they entered any battlespace, made them unresurrectable, made them unsummonable by any other entity, removed them from all threads, prevented them from entering new threads, retired them in a method that makes them unable to be un-retired, removed their status as a PC Type, removed them from the Enemy List, and made the process of tracking these factors relating to their creation and subsequent removal unable to be altered and unaffected by resetting threads to an earlier point (with this not impacting the removability or rewindability of the regeneration or buff from this ability)


New Things

Roy has now entered Lyr Bardol's Ascension-skillset.

Descendants May Invoke the Spirits of Their Ancestors Through Prayer, Allowing Them to Act Upon the World Once More- (World Law, Binder) Entities who possesses a dead Spirit earlier in their summon-generation trees that is not 20 or more Levels greater than they are may spend an action to allow that dead Spirit to immediately perform an action as though it were not dead
Requires: Binder, Channeler, Priest, Shrine Maiden, Healer, Necromancer
Additional Requirement: Task: Complete three quest on behalf of three different unique ancestral Spirits, at least one of which is Level 60 or greater, that seeks to intervene in the world but cannot fully do so on its own
Cost: 120,000,000 Gold, 12 Weeks

Every Human Has a Talent, Whether That Human Knows About It or Not- (World Law, General) When each Human first appears in the thread, a random Base Class is determined (with the Base Class having to be one the Human has as an Associated Class if it has Associated Classes) and associated with that Human; it counts as having 5 additional abilities from said class, and the stat bonuses provided by that class's abilities are increased by 1% (to a max of 1,000,000 additional points). This effect is tracked and maintained by this World Law rather than being a buff or on that Human.
Requires: General, Channeler, Monk, Scholar, Thief, Warrior
Additional Requirement: Task: Help at least 5 unique Humans find talents they possessed that they didn't know about.
Cost: 5,000,000 Gold, 6 Weeks


IRRC Ubermensch is now a PC Type.
Ultra-Hero is now a PC Type.


PPT

Lyr Bardol (Undefined, Undefined)
(May Not Exist)
A member of the Entombers, and the superweapon of Sol Bardol... or would have been. May or may not exist in the main timeline due to things getting slightly off-track with Anathema killing Sol early in the scheme of things for the crime of boasting about being better at causing death, and the Entombers being all about not coming back from death.
Lyr is, or would be, built to kill the Ascendants with his Perpetual Atrocity Engine, capable of pulling ridiculous Entomber tech-boosts out of nowhere. Lyr operates as a cyclic philosophical zombie, with a core that accepts a soul, brings life and perspective into itself, then self-annihilates, allowing one moment of awareness to itself before restarting the process, running through the well of souls available to the multiverse. Its skillset involves resurrection prevention, gear destruction / mass-sunder, Robots, explosive-type thrown weapons, Hammers and stake-type ammo for Hammers, self-upgrading, taking advantage of destroyed effects, non-undoable buff/debuff-converstion, automated attack-routines that sacrifice choice for massive action piles, massive bonuses upon killing unique things, and inbuilt-items that don't occupy slots / cybernetics / grafts.

Sol Bardol (Human, Level 39)
(Deceased)
"A second Entomber, this one in some modified version of the group's armor made from shiny silver metal with dimly-glowing red cores in the mouths of the skulls and a hole in the back of the mask for his long, red hair to flow down from"
An Entomber that holds a special place in the Order of the Silent Hall, not for his strength, but for his unique abilities. Killed by Anathema when he tried to prove the supremacy of his order's brand of death to the undead arena member who vastly outmatched him through part of some machination involving Hugo Bekkler.

Addendum: Decreed to be an 'absolutely massive dick, one of the biggest' by the Highest of Powers.

Santooth: Who's Lyr
[1:50 AM] Gadigan: Good question! Hasn't been asked yet despite her/it being on the list with Sol's last name
[1:50 AM] Gadigan: The Ascension boss list I handed you, that is
[1:50 AM] Gadigan: Contains 'Lyr Bardol'
[1:50 AM] Santooth: THE entomber?
[1:50 AM] Gadigan: Not quite, even though eventually yes
[1:50 AM] Gadigan: Lyr is Sol's superweapon
[1:51 AM] Gadigan: His perpetual atrocity engine
[1:51 AM] Gadigan: Built to kill the Ascendants
[1:51 AM] Gadigan: (And the main root behind his ability to pull absolute bullshit Entomber tech-boosts despite not being one of the higher-Level ones)
[1:52 AM] Gadigan: Lyr operates as a cyclic philosophical zombie, with a core that accepts a soul, brings life and perspective into itself, then self-annihilates, allowing one moment of awareness to itself before restarting the process, running through the well of souls available to the multiverse
[1:52 AM] Santooth: Sol seemed like a dick
[1:52 AM] Gadigan: Sol is an absolutely massive dick, one of the biggest

Golems Have No Weak Points (World Law, Golomancer) Reference Link
A World Law. Presumably removes the Weaknesses of Golems.

Humans are the Apex Predator and Eat Every Other Animal (World Law, General) Reference Link
A World Law. Presumably allows Humans to inflict Drain on Animals with their Melee Attacks and Melee Overdrives.

[Modrageball]

-Updated, Moved and Locked-

PPT and new character types moved to the relevant Roundup threads.