Anathema at the Warehouse

[Celas]

One ticket to the mountains of hate and envy (one of the two birthday tickets on Celas)

[Lord Gadigan]

Untrappable Trapper- (Passive Ability, Thief) Possessor's actions involving Traps may not be countered except by entities that are 5 or more Levels above possessor or by entities that are Level 95 or greater, Possessor is Immune to delayed actions from sources below Level 80, Possessor's opponents who delay an action may not, later on the same round, if not greater Level than possessor or Level 80 or greater, replicate any actions if possessor has performed an action involving a Trap within the past 5 rounds, including the current round in the count of 5

[Celas]

backed-up birthday ticket 2/2

Triple-Item Dating Service

[Lord Gadigan]

WELCOME BACK, LOYAL VEIWERS! IT'S JACK ATTACK, AND THIS IS THE TRIPLE-ITEM DATING SERVICE! ARE YOU READY TO MEET THREE HOT-FROM-THE-FORGES ITEMS THAT WANT TO HEAD HOME WITH YOU?!"

The camera pans over three item-platforms.

On the first is a red stick with a three-foot-wide white glove, stiff and flat, projecting from the front.

On the second is a tongue, thick, wet, and heavy. It transmutes itself from flesh to metal and then back again.

On the third is a pair of platinum castanets that float a foot above the platform, each with a pearl in the center that burns with sun-like intensity.

"Let's get down to business! In order, what are your three names?"

"I'm GOTCHA! - Mr. Slap-Stick. Haha, GOTCHA, JACK ATTACK!"

The stage goes dark and there is a slapping sound; when light returns, you can see Jack Attack posing mid high-five with the object, which seems to radiate confusion before settling down.

The tongue grows up and forward, manifesting the front of a lion's head, which extends a similar tongue out, which transmutes its tip into the front of a wolf's mouth, which extends a tongue, which manifests a cheetah's head's front.

"I'm Hundredfold Steel Werebeast Tongue!" announce the mouths in unison.

"And we're Awe-of-the-Dawn Battle-Clappers."

"Now it's question time! I'll ask each of these three items a question, and they'll give a response so you can know a bit more about them."

"Item number one: Do you have any favorite celebrities?"

"I prefer the men, because people might refer to them as MISTER. Isn't that right, MISTER JACK ATTACK? GOTCHA!"

The lights go dark again, with another slapping sound being heard. This time, Jack stopped the item with a low-five right next to its pedetal. The item is even more confused.

"Fun item, right? Livelier than a lot of contestants. How about you, item number two: When it comes to how fast to move in a relationship, do you tend to take the initiative?"

The tongues keep spilling forward and morphing.

"Well, Jack, I'm not one to take action entirely on my own accord. I prefer to give my conversation partner a lot of opportunities to do so instead."

"Informative. Last, and potentially not least, item number three: What is the most important part of a date?"

"The most important part of a date is BEFORE the date, Jack. I don't like doing much when I'm actually on dates, and if my partner doesn't put in the effort ahead of time, I don't think the relationship is likely to work out."

"And that's the scoop. Using ONLY THIS information, which of these three shiny, new items looking for an owner would YOU like to TAKE HOME TONIGHT?"

[Celas]

Let's go with Hundredfold Steel Werebeast Tongue!

[Lord Gadigan]

Hundredfold Steel Werebeast Tongue- (Accessory, Bioagumentation, Beast & Metal & Dopple, 80,000,000 Gold) Wielder gains the subtype Shapeshifter, Wielder, before wielder's first action of each round that would occur in standard turn-order, obtains a buff that stacks 40 times that, at the time of its application, allows wielder to choose a Humanoid, Animal, Aerial, Aquatic, Insect, Plant, Shapeshifter, Reptile, Dragon, Monster, Horror, Bio-Horror, Machine, or Astral Being that is Level 60 or lower and normally fightable for drops on the Enemy List, with the buff granting its possessor copies of the active abilities, but not constant effects, possessed by an instance of that entity on the Enemy List, but with their elements changed to solely be Metal

[Lord Gadigan]

Thread moved for updating.

[Aeromage]

Things

Awe-of-the-Dawn Battle-Clappers Reference Link
"A pair of platinum castanets that float a foot above the platform, each with a pearl in the center that burns with sun-like intensity."
An item (presumably a weapon) that works chiefly off allowing before-battle preparation.

Mr. Slap-Stick Reference Link
"A red stick with a three-foot-wide white glove, stiff and flat, projecting from the front."
An item (presumably a weapon) shown on the Triple-Item Dating Service. Seems to have some sort of surprise attack function.



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