Kit Obtains Tickets

[Lord Gadigan]

Kit gets-

Forky's Guide to Corrupting Reality through Masterful Cooking- (Accessory, Tome, Evil & Wonder & Hunger, 300,000,000 Gold) +300,000 MIN, +3,000,000 MP as a non-stacking bonus, whenever wielder creates or uses a Food consumable, to a max of 5 times per round, wielder may immediately gain an action that may only be used to perform a 'Cast a Spell' action to cast a Litigamancy, Dark Magic, or Culinary Arts spell

Kit unlocks one of the following-
My New Life as a Vending Machine
Future-Zone Modular Upgrades
Relationship Goals
Merchandising Opportunities
End-Times at the Outland Battledome
This Land Is My Land
Possibly Impossible Trivia
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Kit unlocks-
Into the Mountains of Hate and Envy
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Kit unlocks one of the following-
A Horrible/Terrible/No Good/Wonderful (haha)/Very Bad Category
Beasts Unheard

[Kitsune106d]

10/12


Kit

Random axe kindness double pick

Unlocking beasts unheard

Unlocked this land is my land.

[Lord Gadigan]

Crazy Roy-

Cursemeister's Closet-

His Curse List gets:

Keeps Falling in Love with the Wrong People- (Passive Ability, Curse) At the start of each round, if possessor is not afflicted with Charm with an opponent as a source, possessor has a 30% chance of having a 1,000% chance of being afflicted with Charm with a random willing opponent as the source if successful (should such an opponent exist)

That One Axe that People Keep Picking Up and Killing Themselves with in Improbably Incompetent Accidents Borne of Horrific Judgment Calls Like Morons- (Weaponx0, Axe, Darkness & Physical, 30,000,000 Gold) If an individual in the same battlespace has empty weapon slots at the start of a round, there is a 50% chance that this item equips itself to one of them, with this weapon having a 50% chance of inflicting Instant Death on its wielder at the start of each of its wielder's actions if it is equipped due to said effect

Caelum-

Demesne of the Plagiaristic Monkey-Spirit-

⅋House Ovus Spirit Tamer's Egg- (Accessory, Container, Mystic & Life, 30,000,000 Gold) When this item enters a thread, its owner selects a Spirit, Deva, or Aerial that is below Level 60 and normally fightable for drops, This item's wielder may spend an action to summon an instance of that entity that enters battle with 5 chosen minor positive status effects and +3,000 to all stats as a non-stacking buff, Max 1 Summoned

Pellarardian Egg-Chopper- (Weapon, Axe, Flux & Rot, 30,000,000 Gold) +30,000 Melee Attack, Individuals below Level 60 damaged by wielder cannot summon, Wielder must be Level 20 or greater

[Kitsune106d]

11/12
Double axe kindest category


The axes must flow!!!!

[Lord Gadigan]

Nira gets-

Merchandising Opportunities-

Sponsored by Bascaradine: Custom Line of Throwing Axes for Maids- (Passive Ability, Friendship) Possessor gains +5 Fame, Possessor may, up to once per month, post in the Shop to claim 50 Bascaradine NIRA Series Throwing Axe for Maids and 45,000,000 Gold

Bascaradine NIRA Series Throwing Axe for Maids- (Weapon, Axe, Time, 45,000,000 Gold) +45,000 Melee Attack, +45,000 Ranged Attack, +45,000 AGI, +45,000 SPI, Wielder may remove a debuff from a source below Level 75 from an ally at the start of wielder's first action each round, This weapon additionally possesses the subtype Throwing Weapon

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Rukathal gets-

Possibly Impossible Trivia-

Rukathal has 5 days to answer the following multiple-choice question:

Which of the following individuals previously worked for Prioress Seretian -
A) Axim the Eternal
B) Thousandfold-Emperor Galshumakko
C) Yaralsias Valcont
D) Kasura
E) Doctor Catastrophe
F) Tsayikk
G) Ssrasular, Endbringer
H) Gameri
I) Joryl Yaghma
J) Amon Horutep

He also gets:

Deus-Nullifier- (Weapon, Axe, Technology & Evil, 250,000,000 Gold) +250,000 Melee Attack, 15% Deity Resistance, Targets damaged by wielder cannot cast Divine Magic if below Level 99, Wielder must be Level 40 or greater

[Armocida]

Rukathal is going to answer B & D

Will note that Lady Jeredia is also a servant of Seretian but is not on this list.

[Lord Gadigan]

Single answer on this one, please!

[Armocida]

I’ll go with D

[Lord Gadigan]

Correct!

Rukathal gets:

Tech-Pope of the Maimland Provinces' Robe- (Armor, Robe, Technology & Evil, 250,000,000 Gold) +250,000 Melee Attack, +250,000 Defense, 200% inflicts Wounded, 200% inflicts Hexed, 200% inflicts Diseased: Computer Virus, Whenever wearer deals HP Drain to a target, wearer may heal an allied Robot, Machine, or Mech instead of wearer; whenever wearer summons a Robot, Machine, or Mech, wearer may choose to give it the subtype Demon, Devil, or Daemon as a non-stacking buff; whenever wearer summons a Demon, Devil, or Daemon, wearer may choose to give it the subtype Robot, Machine, or Mech as a non-stacking buff; Whenever wearer casts a Divine Magic spell, wearer may give an allied Robot, Machine, or Mech that also is a Demon, Devil, or Daemon a buff that lasts 4 rounds and stacks 4 times that provides +25% Critical, Wearer is Immune to sources below Level 40, Wearer must be Level 40 or greater

1 Fame

'Answered 1 Trivia Question from Possibly Impossible Trivia'

[Kitsune106d]

12/12

Beasts Unheard testing

[Lord Gadigan]

Joy-Chanter's Chorus Leader Stance- (Stance Ability, Drifter Within Fantasy) At the start of each round, possessor's Fantasmic allies each regenerate (the total number of minor positive status effects, including duplicates, possessed by allies of possessor (including possessor) * 1,000) HP

[Lord Gadigan]

Thread moved for updating.

[Modrageball]

Summary

Kit gets:

Bestow Worshipper Benefit: Blessed Brilliance- (Passive Ability, Other: Worldbound God) Possessor may choose for possessor's Devout Worshippers to obtain the following Worshipper Benefit: Blessed Brilliance- If possessor is in a Zone of Light, possessor obtains (Possessor's Level (to a max of Possessor's granting Patron Deity's Level-1))*200 MIN

Bestow Worshipper Benefit: Divine Rewind- (Passive Ability, Other: Worldbound God) Possessor may choose for possessor's Devout Worshippers to obtain the following Worshipper Benefit: Divine Rewind- Up to ((Possessor Level, (to a max of Possessor's granting Patron Deity's Level)/2, rounded up) / 20, rounded down) times per thread, at the end of an action that possessor performed, possessor may immediately choose to have the action re-processed, with rolls and decisions that are part of it (aside from the initial choice to use that particular action as opposed to a different action or skipping the action) being processed again unless an opponent of Level equal to or greater than either 95 or Possessor's granting Patron Deity's Level objects, Worshipper Benefit

Empowered by the Chorus of Beasts- (Passive Ability, Other: Worldbound God) Possessor gains +(1,000 * the number of Animal Devout Worshippers possessor possesses in the same battlespace that are not afflicted with Impaired: Silence) to all stats


Joy-Chanter's Chorus Leader Stance- (Stance Ability, Drifter Within Fantasy) At the start of each round, possessor's Fantasmic allies each regenerate (the total number of minor positive status effects, including duplicates, possessed by allies of possessor (including possessor) * 1,000) HP


PC Skin: Kit With Lemon Wedge- (Stance Ability, Warlord) Possessor's element becomes solely Acid & Water, Possessor's actions count as involving an additional Food & Drink Consumable, Possessor gains +5 Fame if the Terrain or Phantom Terrain is 'Virtual Reality'


Forky's Guide to Corrupting Reality through Masterful Cooking- (Accessory, Tome, Evil & Wonder & Hunger, 300,000,000 Gold) +300,000 MIN, +3,000,000 MP as a non-stacking bonus, whenever wielder creates or uses a Food consumable, to a max of 5 times per round, wielder may immediately gain an action that may only be used to perform a 'Cast a Spell' action to cast a Litigamancy, Dark Magic, or Culinary Arts spell

Keybeast Almanac- (Accessory, Tome, Mystic & Spatial & Knowledge, 200,000,000 Gold) 15% Eidolon Resistance, 15% Great Beast Resistance, Wielder scans the stats of all opposing Eidolons and Great Beasts at the start of each round


'How to Get Those Godly Muscles!'- (Accessory, Tome, Physical & Light, 150,000 Gold) Wielder may spend 5 actions in a row to obtain a non-stacking buff that provides +150 STR


Has Unlocked the Warehouse Category "Stuff That Tastes Weird"
Has Unlocked the Warehouse Category "This Land Is My Land"
Has Unlocked the Warehouse Category "Into the Mountains of Hate and Envy"
Has Unlocked the Warehouse Category "Beasts Unheard"



Celestine gets:

Empty Yellow Box With Torn Wrapping Paper Outside It- (Item, Antiquity, Earth, 200 Gold)

Mitchell Marshall Tableware: Food-Choppin' Axe- (Weapon, Axe, Physical & Technology, 200 Gold) +2 Melee Attack, +2 additional Melee Attack against Foods



Lurky gets:

Deep-Walker Crystal- (Accessory, Crystal, Water & Darkness, 15,300,000 Gold) Drowning Immunity, Wielder may make any of wielder's actions or attacks either solely Water element or solely Water & Darkness element

Axe of Deep Waters- (Weapon, Axe, Water & Darkness, 15,300,000 Gold) +15,300 Melee Attack, 100% inflicts Drowning: Pressure of the Deep, Drowning Immunity



Einarr gets:

200 DWARF FORCE Body Spray- (Consumable, Other: Drug, Physical & Earth & Air, 1 Charge, 15,000 Gold) Satiates addiction; Has RP effects

DWARF FORCE Body Spray Addiction- (Passive Ability, Curse) Each week, possessor must consume 1 DWARF FORCE Body Spray in the Shop; if possessor does not, possessor's 'Forcefully Dwarfy' ability is replaced with the ability 'DWARF FORCE Body Spray Withdrawal'; if possessor does, possessor's 'DWARF FORCE Body Spray Withdrawal' ability is replaced with the ability 'Forcefully Dwarfy'; if possessor does not for 15 consecutive weeks, possessor loses the abilities 'DWARF FORCE Body Spray Addiction', 'Forcefully Dwarfy', and 'DWARF FORCE Body Spray Withdrawal'

Forcefully Dwarfy- (Passive Ability, Blessing) Possessor gains +5,000 STR, +5,000 CON, may choose to count as a Humanoid, and gains +60% Charm infliction chance against Humanoids whose name includes 'Dwarf'

DWARF FORCE Brand Axe- (Weapon, Axe, Physical & Earth & Air, 3,000,000 Gold) +3,000 Melee Attack, Once per day, if possessor kills a non-summon opponent while wielding this weapon in a match that grants drops, possessor obtains 1 DWARF FORCE Body Spray as an additional reward



Roy gets:

(On his Applied Curses list)
Keeps Falling in Love with the Wrong People- (Passive Ability, Curse) At the start of each round, if possessor is not afflicted with Charm with an opponent as a source, possessor has a 30% chance of having a 1,000% chance of being afflicted with Charm with a random willing opponent as the source if successful (should such an opponent exist)

That One Axe that People Keep Picking Up and Killing Themselves with in Improbably Incompetent Accidents Borne of Horrific Judgment Calls Like Morons- (Weaponx0, Axe, Darkness & Physical, 30,000,000 Gold) If an individual in the same battlespace has empty weapon slots at the start of a round, there is a 50% chance that this item equips itself to one of them, with this weapon having a 50% chance of inflicting Instant Death on its wielder at the start of each of its wielder's actions if it is equipped due to said effect



Caelum gets:

⅋House Ovus Spirit Tamer's Egg- (Accessory, Container, Mystic & Life, 30,000,000 Gold) When this item enters a thread, its owner selects a Spirit, Deva, or Aerial that is below Level 60 and normally fightable for drops, This item's wielder may spend an action to summon an instance of that entity that enters battle with 5 chosen minor positive status effects and +3,000 to all stats as a non-stacking buff, Max 1 Summoned

Pellarardian Egg-Chopper- (Weapon, Axe, Flux & Rot, 30,000,000 Gold) +30,000 Melee Attack, Individuals below Level 60 damaged by wielder cannot summon, Wielder must be Level 20 or greater



Nira gets:

Sponsored by Bascaradine: Custom Line of Throwing Axes for Maids- (Passive Ability, Friendship) Possessor gains +5 Fame, Possessor may, up to once per month, post in the Shop to claim 50 Bascaradine NIRA Series Throwing Axe for Maids and 45,000,000 Gold

Bascaradine NIRA Series Throwing Axe for Maids- (Weapon, Axe, Time, 45,000,000 Gold) +45,000 Melee Attack, +45,000 Ranged Attack, +45,000 AGI, +45,000 SPI, Wielder may remove a debuff from a source below Level 75 from an ally at the start of wielder's first action each round, This weapon additionally possesses the subtype Throwing Weapon



Rukathal gets:

1 Fame


*The Notional Axe of Barry Higgins- (Weapon, Axe, Psychic & Will, 70,000,000 Gold) +3 Base STR

Deus-Nullifier- (Weapon, Axe, Technology & Evil, 250,000,000 Gold) +250,000 Melee Attack, 15% Deity Resistance, Targets damaged by wielder cannot cast Divine Magic if below Level 99, Wielder must be Level 40 or greater

Tech-Pope of the Maimland Provinces' Robe- (Armor, Robe, Technology & Evil, 250,000,000 Gold) +250,000 Melee Attack, +250,000 Defense, 200% inflicts Wounded, 200% inflicts Hexed, 200% inflicts Diseased: Computer Virus, Whenever wearer deals HP Drain to a target, wearer may heal an allied Robot, Machine, or Mech instead of wearer; whenever wearer summons a Robot, Machine, or Mech, wearer may choose to give it the subtype Demon, Devil, or Daemon as a non-stacking buff; whenever wearer summons a Demon, Devil, or Daemon, wearer may choose to give it the subtype Robot, Machine, or Mech as a non-stacking buff; Whenever wearer casts a Divine Magic spell, wearer may give an allied Robot, Machine, or Mech that also is a Demon, Devil, or Daemon a buff that lasts 4 rounds and stacks 4 times that provides +25% Critical, Wearer is Immune to sources below Level 40, Wearer must be Level 40 or greater

Vacation Pass: Hall of the Great Instruments- (Consumable, Ticket, Sonic & Glitz & Glory & Wealth & Color, 1 Charge, 71,000,000 Gold) Begins a Random Quest in Hall of the Great Instruments for user and up to 7 other willing PCs if used at the start of a new random quest thread


'Answered 1 Trivia Question from Possibly Impossible Trivia'




Other things


New Abilities

DWARF FORCE Body Spray Withdrawal- (Passive Ability, Curse) Possessor obtains -500 STR and -500 CON, Possessor has a 50% chance of being afflicted with Confusion: Inadequate at the start of any round if any opponent is a Humanoid whose name includes 'Dwarf'


New Status Effect

Confusion: Inadequate (Possessor's stats are reduced until they are either 1 point lower than the lowest opponent's value for the same stat or until they have suffered a 10% reduction from their non-status-effect-counting value)



People

Kasura (Ascendant, Level 10,000-11,999) Reference Post
Serves Morrisant. She has an alt-form as a Level 899 Reaper where she was a foe of the First Ascension. She has an alt-form as a Level 899 Reaper where she was a foe of the First Ascension. She has an alt-form as a Level 899 Apocalyptic where she was a foe of the First Ascension. She is part of the Second Ascension. Previously worked with Prioress Seretian.

[Aeromage]

Given how long it's been, I've decided the addictions caused in this would have expired by now.

-Updated, Moved and Locked-