Grabbyticket Ticketfest Plus All the Dudes

[Armocida]

Temple of the Octagonal Start with Ancient Lords Ruky

[Lord Gadigan]

Knows the Elder Prayers- (Passive Ability, Priest) Possessor may cast Ancient Magic spells as though they were Divine Magic spells and Divine Magic spells as though they were Ancient Magic spells

[The Nottest of Daves]

Lurky: Stranger Things

[Lord Gadigan]

Psychic Children on Bicycles- (Accessory, Legionnaire, Psychic & Time, 19,805,000 Gold) +19,500 Magical Attack, Wielder may equip 20 additional Psychic Arts spells (but this doesn't count as slots and can't be exchanged), Wielder gains Fatigued: Elderly Immunity, Wielder may always treat the round's number as any number between 1980 and 1989, Wielder counts as possessing 11 Psychic element Human allies who would take up half a space each in row order if they were in row order (but they aren't)

[Armocida]

Entombed Weapons and Antiques New Dude

[Lord Gadigan]

Obverse Reality Death-Diamond- (Item, Antiquity, Negative & Neon, -30,000,000 Gold)

is now owned by your

INFAMOUS SANDMAN
* Oh good grief
* You are a horrible, horrible entity made of SAND
* You get Infamy, it's like Fame, but for being TERRIBLE
* You can wreck face with your command of DREAM and EVIL
* Also, you Dodge with CON, making you a pain in the ass
* Invade battlespaces, take over dreams, gain TERRORMORPHS to become even more awful
* You level up by killing other PCs (Bullfighters count for bonus) - You are also cosmically licensed to be a villain. Happy hunting!

[Celas]

Niki Bailong: Boo and Kia

[The Nottest of Daves]

Ryuutarou: Double Tier Scrambled Eggs

[Lord Gadigan]

Proximity Haunting: Master Car Thief Style- (Passive Ability, Thief) This ability also counts as a Deathless One ability and a Necromancer ability, At the start of each round, possessor may choose to gain control of all Vehicle transformations equipped, carried, or transformed-into by lower-Level entities below Level 80 that are below possessor's Level that are in the same battlespace, summoning a Ghost for each, then transforming each summoned Ghost into its associated Vehicle, with the taking of tranformed transformations de-transforming their transformers and inflicting Confusion: Berserk on them, with said status effect being cured if all the Ghosts summoned by this ability die

[The Nottest of Daves]

Ryuutarou: Double Tier Scrambled Eggs

[Lord Gadigan]

'Roc This' Morning Feast- (Consumable, Food, Wonder & Dawn, 1 Charge, 200,000,000 Gold) Target obtains a buff that makes all of its Tier 1 classes count as Tier 2 classes

[Pathaky]

Empowerment Element, MARY SUE

[Lord Gadigan]

+1 Base SPI

Go you! You are a person worthy of an capable of achieving success in a multitude of endeavors.

[The Nottest of Daves]

Dulcinea: Easy (Required Level 60 or higher and God status)

[Lord Gadigan]

Power Magic: Ritual Cooking: Secret List VII: Alfredo Sauce- (Spell, Ritual Magic, Glory & Null & Hope & Commerce & War, 500,000,000 MP, 333,333 Gold) Creates 1 Temporary 'Alfredo Sauce' from the Shop, with the item becoming permanent if 100,000 XP is spent to do so, This spell takes 5 consecutive actions to cast and requires that its caster possess 7 unique allies that all possess both the ability 'Expert Combat Arts Attunement' and the ability 'Expert Dance Attunement'

[Pathaky]

Shake The Dice (I have no idea how Bucketful O' Rage became this) Cetaceous Gangster!

[The Nottest of Daves]

NEW DUDE: Prototype (Requires Level 20 or Higher)

[Lord Gadigan]

Dead Bonesey- (Weapon, Dice, Destruction & Fate, 200,000,000 Gold) +200,000 Ranged Attack, +200,000 Magical Attack, Wielder's attacks that incorporate one of this item's attack bonuses roll on the Dead Bonesey Table

Dead Bonesey Table:
1: Wielder dies
2-15: No extra effect
16-19: 30% inflicts Instant Death
20: 50% inflicts an instance of Instant Death that makes entities killed by it unable to be resurrected by non-Entombed below Level 96

[The Nottest of Daves]

NEW DUDE: Prototype (Requires Level 20 or Higher)

[Lord Gadigan]

*Early Zipper- (Weapon, Gun, Technology & Neon & Progress, X Gold) +375 Ranged Attack, This item may be used up to once per year like a Warehouse Ticket to try improving itself (it usually works but sometimes botches)

is now owned by your new DYNASTIC KNIGHT

* Fairly weakass - you need to up your game
* Limited subtype options
* Dies when killed
* Has heirs
* Accrues benefits over time, making future knights from the dynasty more powerful, giving them more starting benefits, banking abilities, etc
* Gets the element Nobility, plus another one
* Can take oaths
* Gets some military forces
* You can resurrect it, but only one at a time
* Comes with a horse-breeding mini-game where you collect and customize the genetics of your horses
* Could also be a Samurai or a Detective (but not both - don't be greedy - this isn't a SAMURAI DETECTIVE), to have a samurai dynasty or a detective office that works the same way (but with differences)