The Road To Capbreaking Pt. 5: Rushing

[Aeromage]

This is the worst dinner ever.

Mr. P.H. Turkey
I'm fairly sure Volatilis can control him if he's in another battlespace, but if not, there's no real problem. The island might not be able to voluntarily battlespace-hop because of the task, but it has so very many ways to deal with a battlespace-creator.
The Turkey gets around the anti-resurrection by not actually dying the first time it dies. This is still no problem.
Volatilis holds off on the Discs to cast Blank Gate. The next action, the Discs trigger to kill off the Turkey.
The Turkey's Escape Helicopter activates! It leaves the battlespace to enter a new--

It Vanishes. Battle won!


Shalmakh the Worm-Eater
Volatilis cares not for its immunities, and neither do the Discs by extension. It dies, its demons do the slapping-themselves dance and die soon after.


The Gatemaster
Same deal as with the Worm-eater! Darkness Immunity is ignored, discs kill it, summons do the same dance.



New Defeats

Murphy's Mother
Beggirath the Sunknight
The Toothy Terror of Pardman Strait
Jacob Threst
Pete
Azmorgund of the Elder Runes
No-Heart
Lady Glacia, Star Freezer
Paul Hammer
The Serpent Walshandeth
Bessie LaGrand
Lady Bemberfress
Nathan Hapmann
Ami Weste
Azral Hinderdrak
Lady Amard
Lord Eamonn
Tristriana the Wandering Seer
Count Luciano of Symvektria
Joyful Magus Abshallom
Doctor Harold Ghomass
Walleil Sondreideigo
Dr. Orbo Breyl
Lord Grezman
Ernesto the Dwarven Chef
Freeg Gzeet
Brocksarr Seibooth
Clancy
Ghost-Bandit Khalez Mafaar
Local Horse
Lord Masterburnn

[The Nottest of Daves]

ROUND 41

*Ilyri Mazenden
Level 41 Boss
Human, Wonder & Agony
HP- 241,335,400
MP- 412,479,500
STR- 41,500
AGI- 42,000
CON- 43,000
MIN- 41,500
SPI- 43,000
XP- 0
Defense- 17,500
Defense against Stat Damage- 5,500
Critical Chance- 82%
Resilience- 82%
To Hit- 182%
Dodge- 82%
Resistances and Immunities- Absorbs Agony, 95% Wonder Resistance, 90% Magic Resistance, 90% Life Resistance, Pain Immunity, Hexed Immunity, Diseased Immunity, 164% Minor Status Effect Resistance, 82% Moderate Status Effect Resistance, 15% Moderate Status Effect Resistance, Minor Status Effect Immunity against sources below Level 60, Moderate Status Effect Immunity against Sources below Level 60, Stat Damage Immunity against sources below Level 60
Prime Attribute- Spirit
Constant Effects-
Member of Alrick's Brigade- Possessor obtains +41,000 to all stats if possessor possesses any unique allies who either possess an ability or Constant Effect named 'Member of Alrick's Brigade' or are in the same guild as a PC named 'Alrick Slizer', Boss Effect
Stitched-On Fairy-Suit- Possessor gains the subtype Fae, Constant Effect
Phantasmagorical Wardrobe- Possessor may, at the start of any round, choose to deal itself 5,000,000 Agony & Wonder element HP and MP healing and acquire a non-stacking buff that makes its possessor solely any combination of (Base elements, Wonder, and Agony), that gives its possessor 80% Resistance to any one base element, and that provides +40,000 to any one stat, Constant Effect
Completely Refuses To Use The Agony-Skillset On Others- Possessor cannot target other individuals with Agony-element actions when not afflicted with Charm, Dominion, Confusion, or Insanity, Constant Effect
Abilities-
Fairy Beam- 40,000 Damage, Light or Magic or Mystic, 0 MP
Healing Sparkle- 40,000 Damage, Heals, Light or Magic or Air, 0 MP
Elemental Seamstress's Scissors- 40,000 Damage, 50% inflicts any moderate negative status effect, Any combination of base elements, 0 MP
Seamstress's Skin-Stitching Strike- 40,000 Damage, 4,000 CON Damage, 200% inflicts Pain, Agony & Physical, 0 MP
Disabling Acupuncture- 4,000 CON Damage, 4,000 SPI Damage, 200% inflicts Paralyzed, Physical & Astral, 0 MP
Globes of Color- 50,000 Damage, deals 1/2 Damage, 100% inflicts Confusion, 100% inflicts Impaired: Blind, 3 hits against 5,000, Light & Magic & Water, 400,000 MP
Mystical Tailoring- Target obtains +20,000 to all stats and may choose to gain any one base subtype, does not stack, Magic or Wonder & Magic, 500,000 MP
Fruits of Faelight- Target regenerates 5,000,000 HP and MP and is afflicted with Imbued, Magic & Earth & Light, 600,000 MP
Glamour Spray- 5,000 MIN Damage, 200% inflicts Impaired, 200% inflicts Impaired: Blind, 200% inflicts Stat Drain, 1 hit against 6,000, Magic & Hope, 700,000 MP
Spectacle of Illusory Art- 150% inflicts Charm: Impressed, 100% may inflict Confusion, 100% may inflict Impaired: Blind: Constant Glare, 1 hit against 50,000, Illusion or Illusion & Light, 5,000,000 MP
Mana Boon- Target regenerates 15,000,000 MP and gains +15,000,000 MP, stacks 3 times, Magic, 5,000,000 MP
Mystic Conflux- 53,000, 100% inflicts any three moderate negative status effects, 1 hit against 5,000, Any three base elements, 1,000,000 MP
Luck Wish- Target obtains +41% Critical, To Hit, Dodge, and Resilience, lasts 5 rounds, does not stack, Fortune or Magic or Earth, 4,000,000 MP
Collective Blur- Caster and all of caster's allies obtain +80% Dodge for 3 rounds, does not stack, Illusion or Magic or Air or Sonic, 9,000,000 MP
Superior Heal- Target regenerates 15,000,000 HP, Light or Magic or Air, 30,000,000 MP
Fairy Blessing- Target is afflicted with three minor positive status effects, Light or Magic or Earth, 400,000 MP
Stitch Together: Two Souls As One- Two targets who are either willing or below Level 42 have their HP totals linked and their MP totals linked as an effect that stacks 200 times, Targets obtain -15,000 CON and SPI as a non-stacking effect, Agony & Wonder, 6,000,000 MP
Stitch Together: You Are What You Hold- Target cannot unequip target item that it has equipped, and said item cannot be stolen or destroyed while target is alive, Target obtains said item's subtype if below Level 42, This effect stacks 10 times, Target obtains -15,000 CON and SPI as a second effect that does not stack, Agony & Wonder, 7,000,000 MP
Stitch Together: A New Shape, A New Form- 5,000 CON Damage, 5,000 SPI Damage, 200% inflicts Pain, Target gains any one tier 1 or 2 base subtype if below Level 42, Target obtains -15,000 CON and SPI, does not stack, Agony & Wonder, 12,000,000 MP
Merciful Needle- Target individual who is below Level 40 and has its HP or MP linked to another individual's HP or MP has its HP or MP set to 0, Agony & Wonder, 60,000,000 MP
Drops-
1,383,750 Gold
138,375 XP
<Not Yet Defeated>

*Leera Meht
Level 41 Boss
Human, Physical
HP- 189,000,000
MP- 140,000,000
STR- 39,000 or 23 Base
AGI- 38,500 or 15 Base
CON- 38,000 or 15 Base
MIN- 32,000 or 3 Base
SPI- 34,000 or 4 Base
XP- 0
Defense- 17,000
Defense against Stat Damage- 5,200
Critical Chance- 82%
Resilience- 80%
To Hit- 182%
Dodge- 75%
Resistances and Immunities- 82% Minor Status Effect Resistance, 41% Moderate Status Effect Resistance
Prime Attribute- Strength
Constant Effects-
Adventurer (Fighter Class)- Possessor may equip 1 Sword, Axe, Spear, Polearm, Mace, Knife, Bow, Hammer, or Fist Weapon, Possessor may equip 1 Light Armor or Heavy Armor, Possessor may equip 1 Shield, Possessor may equip 1 Gauntlets, Possessor may equip 1 Boots, Possessor may equip 1 Amulet, Possessor may equip 1 Cloak, Possessor may equip 2 Ring, Possessor may equip 1 Food, Possessor may choose at the beginning of a thread to obtain temporary copies of any items that possessor may equip that are worth under 51,000,000 Gold and are either in-stock in the shop or drop from entities on the Enemy List of Level 61 or lower that are normally fightable for drops, with all such chosen items beginning as equipped and any such item that could somehow not start as equipped not being obtained, Possessor obtains the abilities 'Melee Attack', 'Melee Overdrive', 'Powerful Attack', 'Attack with Finesse', 'Sweep', 'Charge Attack', 'Slicing Attack', 'Piercing Blow', 'Unequip', 'Use An Item', 'Switch Rows', 'Re-Equip', 'Guard Other', and 'Defend', At the start of each thread, possessor may choose to gain 200 weeks worth of Swordsman class abilities, 10 weeks worth of Ravager, Lancer, Dragoon, Lawbringer, Shadow Blade, Archer, or Combatant class abilities, 50 weeks worth of Guardian or Protector class abilities, 100 weeks worth of Defender class abilities, and 50 weeks worth of Combatant abilities, ignoring Gold costs but respecting prerequisites, Possessor possesses an Inherent Spell list, At the start of each thread, possessor may choose up to 20 Combat Arts spells that are worth under 51,000,000 Gold and are either in-stock in the shop or drop from entities on the Enemy List of Level 61 or lower that are normally fightable for drops and add them to its Inherent Spell List, The abilities granted by this effect count as part of their possessor's build and are not a buff, Possessor's HP-determining stat is Constitution, Possessor's MP-determining stat is Mind, Possessor's turn-order-determining stat is Agility, Boss Effect
PC-Capable- Possessor may choose to have possessor's listed HP, MP, stats, Critical Change, Resilience, To Hit, Dodge, Defense, and Defense against Stat Damage, or to use possessor's base stats and standard PC rules to calculate those values; possessor counts as a PC and not a boss if possessor chooses to use the base stats, Possessor's abilities and items modify possessor's stats either way, Possessor's bonuses from items and PC-abilities are capped as though possessor were a PC regardless of whether or not possessor is a PC, Effects of this ability are not buffs or debuffs and count as part of its possessor's build, Boss Effect
Slash Blitz- Possessor gains the ability 'Slash Blitz' at the start of each thread, with this effect being part of its possessor's build and not a buff, Build Effect
Wooden General Parry- Possessor gains the ability 'Wooden General Parry' at the start of each thread, with this effect being part of its possessor's build and not a buff, Build Effect
Shield of the Wooden General- If possessor is not a PC and has no items equipped, possessor counts as having a Wood element Shield equipped, gains +30,000 CON, gains +17,000 Defense, and gains +75% Resilience, Constant Effect
Silver Magic Blade- If possessor is not a PC and has no items equipped, possessor counts as having a Sword equipped, gains +30,000 STR, deals 50,000 additional Damage, and gains +30% Critical, Constant Effect
Talented Fighter- If possessor is not a PC and has no non-attack abilities that aren't granted by 'Build Effect' effects, possessor gains +39,000 STR, AGI, and CON, +30% Dodge, +30% Critical, +25% To Hit, +90,000,000 HP, and deals 50,000 additional Damage, Constant Effect
Abilities-
Slash- 51,000 Damage, Physical, 0 MP
Block- Caster gains +17,000 Defense for 2 rounds, does not stack, Physical, 0 MP
Multislash- 51,000 Damage, 5 hits against 5, Physical, 1,000,000 MP
Drops-
800,000 Gold
80,000 XP

*Slick Dick
Level 41 Boss
Human, Fae
HP- 165,000,000
MP- 163,000,000
STR- 34,300
AGI- 39,000
CON- 36,500
MIN- 36,500
SPI- 33,000
XP- 0
Defense- 15,000
Defense against Stat Damage- 5,200
Critical Chance- 82%
Resilience- 50%
To Hit- 182%
Dodge- 82%
Resistances and Immunities- 50% Darkness Resistance, 80% Trap Resistance, 80% Thief Arts Resistance, 80% Ninjutsu Resistance, 82% Minor Status Effect Resistance, 41% Moderate Status Effect Resistance
Prime Attribute- Agility
Constant Effects-
One Naugty Special Operative- Possessor's chances of inflicting negative status effects are doubled if possessor possesses no allies, Boss Effect
Richard the Gnome- Possessor gains the subtype Humanoid, Possessor's name counts as including 'Richard', Constant Effect
Innuendo-Based Combat Style- Possessor has a 100% chance of inflicting Confusion: Fear: Disconcerted on individuals that scan its stats, Constant Effect
Suddenly Really Hard- At the start of round 3 of battle, possessor's stats triple as a non-stacking buff, Constant Effect
Abilities-
Sudden Insertion- 40,000 Damage, this action may not be countered by sources below Level 60, Physical or Air or Darkness, 0 MP
Dangerous Insertion- 40,000 Damage, this action may gain a 100% chance of inflicting any one minor negative status effect, this action gains +60% Critical, Physical, 0 MP
Beat Off- 40,000 Damage, 50% cancel's target's action if target is below Level 41, this action may be used as a preemptive counter, Physical, 0 MP
Sticky Spray- Targets obtain -6,000 to their turn-order-determining stat sums for turn-order-determining purposes as a debuff that stacks 6 times, 200% inflicts Paralyzed: Sticky, 1 hit against 8,000, Acid or Water or Technology, 70,000 MP
Surprise! It's Slick Dick!- Caster moves to target row of target row-order formation, gains an action, and has a 50% chance of preventing each entity below Level 51 in said row-order formation from acting for the remainder of the round if caster was not previously in said row-order formation, Darkness or Air, 200,000 MP
Insertion from Behind- 40,000 Damage, this action is automatically a hit and a Critical against targets below Level 60 who are in the front row of a row-order formation that its caster is in the back row of, Physical or Darkness, 30,000 MP
Lube Himself Up- Caster gains +60% Dodge, gains Paralyzed Immunity, and cannot be prevented from switching rows by sources below Level 60, does not stack, Water or Technology, 200,000 MP
Aggressive Bondage- 200% inflicts Paralyzed, Target cannot be given additional actions by actions or buffs that come from sources below Level 60, does not stack, Technology or Darkness or Earth or Physical, 100,000 MP
Drops-
800,000 Gold
80,000 XP
<Not Yet Defeated>

[Aeromage]

This is a terrible group of people, why would you do this.

Ilyri Mazenden
An extremely potent adversary! Unfortunately for her, Volatilis far outpowers her. The Discs activate, and down she goes.


Leera Meht
Leera is made to choose not to cause the mod running this a headache by refusing to gear up. Then the Discs kill her.



Slick Dick
Why.

The Discs kill him. Further nuking follows to make a point.


New Defeats

Murphy's Mother
Beggirath the Sunknight
The Toothy Terror of Pardman Strait
Jacob Threst
Pete
Azmorgund of the Elder Runes
No-Heart
Lady Glacia, Star Freezer
Paul Hammer
The Serpent Walshandeth
Bessie LaGrand
Lady Bemberfress
Nathan Hapmann
Ami Weste
Azral Hinderdrak
Lady Amard
Lord Eamonn
Tristriana the Wandering Seer
Count Luciano of Symvektria
Joyful Magus Abshallom
Doctor Harold Ghomass
Walleil Sondreideigo
Dr. Orbo Breyl
Lord Grezman
Ernesto the Dwarven Chef
Freeg Gzeet
Brocksarr Seibooth
Clancy
Ghost-Bandit Khalez Mafaar
Local Horse
Lord Masterburnn
Ilyri Mazenden
Slick Dick

[The Nottest of Daves]

ROUND 42
BEHOLD to the FACE of NEW

*Operations Director Thrandark (Blood Mirage Limited Mode: Experimental Weapons Build)
Level 42, Boss
Shapeshifter, Technology
HP- 28,300,000
MP- 30,550,900
STR- 21,350
AGI- 22,800
CON- 22,500
MIN- 43,500
SPI- 21,600
XP- 0
Defense- 10,500
Defense against Stat Damage- 1,230
Critical Chance- 42%
Resilience- 42%
To Hit- 142%
Dodge- 42%
Resistances and Immunities- None
Prime Attribute- Mind
Constant Effects-
Clone Limiter- Possessor may not summon more than 20 individuals whose name includes 'Thrandark' in any one thread, Possessor may declare this ability to become inactive at the start of round 200 of battle, Constant Effect
Devices that are Wrecked by Chaos- Possessor's actions have a 20% chance of failing if any opponent is wielding a Chaos Rose, Possessor cannot summon or regenerate if any opponent is wielding a Chaos Rose, Possessor cannot use the ability 'Replicating, Metal Legion-Body' if any opponent is Chaos element, Possessor's actions have a 5% chance of failing if any opponent is Chaos element, Constant Effect
Abilities-
Flesh-Dissolver Ray- 48,500 Damage, 4,800 CON Damage, 100% inflicts Dissolving, Acid or Acid & Technology, 0 MP
Double-Spiral Ray- 44,000 Damage, 80% inflicts 2 hits against 1, Technology & Energy, 200 MP
Spell-Freezer- 4,000 Damage, 4,000 SPI Damage, target, if below Level 60, may not cast spells, Magic & Technology & Ice, 76,000 MP
Order Bomb- 50,000 Damage, Deals double Damage to Chaos-element targets below Level 80, 1 hit against 800, Law, 200,000 MP
Bubble-Impounder- 41,000 Damage, 90% inflicts Entombed: Incarcerated, removes target's Vehicle, Vessel, and Steed transformations from the thread if target is below Level 80, Water & Technology or Water & Law, 46,000 MP
Lazy Earthquake Cannon- 51,000 Damage, 100% inflicts Fatigued, 99% inflicts Fatigued: Asleep, this action is delayed for a chosen number of rounds between 5 and 50, inclusive, Earth & Technology, 200,000 MP
Eyeball Heater Engine- 500 CON Damage, 100% inflict Pain, 50% inflicts Burning, Technology & Fire, 300 MP
Phantomtech Brain-Rake- 5,500 MIN Drain, Pierces 5,000 Defense against Stat Damage, Psychic & Darkness, 310,000 MP
Yestertech Missile- 55,000 Damage, Uses target's Defense value at the start of last round, using a value of 0 if such a round did not exist and target is below Level 80, Time & Technology, 450,000 MP
Poison Fog Exciter- Creates a Zone of Acid or attaches an effect to target Zone of Acid that deals 250,000 Flat Acid element Damage to every individual in it at the start of each round that stacks 4 times per Zone and 4 times across all Zones, Acid & Technology, 500,000 MP
Drops-
472,500 Gold
47,250 XP

*The Face of Rage
Level 42 Boss
Shapeshifter, Fury
HP- 337,219,600
MP- 314,205,555
STR- 45,000
AGI- 44,300
CON- 43,300
MIN- 41,110
SPI- 42,500
XP- 0
Defense- 18,500
Defense against Stat Damage- 5,800
Critical Chance- 84%
Resilience- 62%
To Hit- 181%
Dodge- 84%
Resistances and Immunities- Earth Immunity, Physical Immunity, Fury Immunity, 80% Fire Resistance, 168% Minor Status Effect Resistance, 84% Moderate Status Effect Resistance, 20% Moderate Status Effect Resistance, Minor Status Effect Immunity against sources below Level 60, Moderate Status Effect Immunity against Sources below Level 60, Stat Damage Immunity against sources below Level 60
Prime Attribute- Agility or Strength
Constant Effects-
Leader of the Organization of the Same Name- Possessor may summon up to 5 Shapeshifters from the enemy list that is normally fightable for drops that are below Level 42 at the start of each round, Possessor's Shapeshifter allies have their stats, status effect infliction chances, and Damage dealt doubled, Boss Effect
Pack Master- Pack Master- Possessor gains +16,000 Defense for every ally possessor has that possesses the Constant Effect "Pack Hunter", to a max of 200 such allies, Constant Effect
Pack Hunter- ossessor gets +2,000 to all stats for every ally possessor has that shares either possessor's name or the Constant Effect "Pack Hunter", to a max of 200 such allies, Constant Effect
Abilities-
Tear Apart- 53,000 Damage, 200% inflicts Wounded: Maimed, Physical or Fury, 0 MP
Lychthropic Bite- 52,000 Damage, May deal HP Drain, 400% inflicts Diseased: Lycanthropy, Physical or Earth or Darkness or Fury, 0 MP
Rip Through- 54,000 Damage, 100% inflicts Wounded, 100% inflicts Wounded: Maimed, Target cannot use 'Guard Back Rank' actions, Target obtains -16,000 Defense, stacks 3 times, Physical or Fury, 100,000 MP
Lycanthropic Curse- Target becomes a Shapeshifter below Level 42 that is normally fightable on the Enemy List for drops, Does not work on targets above Level 41, Only works on individuals of lower Level than caster, This is either a buff or a debuff (as appropriate) and a Polymorph Effect, This effect replaces any Polymorph Effect from a source of equal or lower Level than its caster and cannot replace a Polymorph Effect from a source of higher Level than its caster, Individuals may normally have a max of one Polymorph Effect on them at any given time, This effect does not remove damage, MP damage / loss, stat damage, debuffs, buffs, status effects, or any other such effects on its target, This action's target becomes controlled by caster's side of battle and counts as defeated while in possession of said buff/debuff (if not on caster's side of battle when not counting this buff/debuff), Physical or Darkness or Magic or Fury, 4,000,000 MP
Howl- 200% inflicts Confusion on all opponents, 200% inflicts Confusion: Fear on all opponents, Caster's Shapeshifter allies gain +45,000 to all stats as a non-stacking buff that lasts 3 rounds, Sonic or Air or Darkness, 500,000 MP
Packmaster's Command- Each of caster's allies who possesses a Constant Effect or Ability named 'Pack Hunter' gains an action, Darkness or Fury or Air or Earth, 12,000,000 MP
Rush- 54,000 Damage, 1 hit against 5,000 targets in the same row, Physical or Air or Sonic, 300,000 MP
Arms of Rage- 55,000 Damage, Cannot target Whimsy element targets, 4 hits against 20,000, Fury, 30,000,000 MP
Hungry Darkness- 55,000 Damage, Deals both HP Drain and MP Drain, 200% may inflict Voidstruck, 1 hit against 50, Darkness, 3,000,000 MP
Fury Blast- 54,000 Damage, 200% inflicts Fatigued: Stun, 1 hit against 800, Fury, 200,000 MP
Drops-
1,417,500 Gold
141,750 XP
<Not Yet Defeated>

*Ymmil Razuuk
Level 42 Boss
Humanoid, Air
HP- 201,000,000
MP- 215,000,000
STR- 41,000 or 5 Base
AGI- 44,000 or 15 Base
CON- 41,000 or 5 Base
MIN- 44,000 or 15 Base
SPI- 45,500 or 20 Base
XP- 0
Defense- 16,500
Defense against Stat Damage- 5,500
Critical Chance- 62%
Resilience- 60%
To Hit- 184%
Dodge- 84%
Resistances and Immunities- 84% Minor Status Effect Resistance, 42% Moderate Status Effect Resistance
Prime Attribute- Agility or Spirit
Constant Effects-
Adventurer (Wind Priest Class)- Possessor may equip 1 Staff, Possessor may equip 1 Robe, Possessor may equip 1 Holy Symbol, Possessor may equip 1 Shoes, Possessor may equip 1 Amulet, Possessor may equip 1 Cloak, Possessor may equip 1 Hat, Possessor may equip 2 Ring, Possessor may choose at the beginning of a thread to obtain temporary copies of any items that possessor may equip that are worth under 45,000,000 Gold and are either in-stock in the shop or drop from entities on the Enemy List of Level 62 or lower that are normally fightable for drops, with all such chosen items beginning as equipped and any such item that could somehow not start as equipped not being obtained, Possessor obtains the abilities 'Magical Attack', 'Cast a Spell', 'Unequip', 'Use An Item', 'Switch Rows', 'Re-Equip', and 'Defend', At the start of each thread, possessor may choose to gain 100 weeks worth of Sage class abilities, 50 weeks worth of Seer class abilities, 200 weeks worth of Priest class abilities, and 150 weeks worth of Elementalist class abilities (which cannot include 'Call Unto Earth', 'Call Unto Fire', 'Call Unto Water' or any abilities whose name includes 'Call Unto Seasons'), ignoring Gold costs but respecting prerequisites, Possessor possesses an Inherent Spell list, At the start of each thread, possessor may choose up to 30 Divine Magic spells and 30 Air-element Elemental Magic spells that are worth under 45,000,000 Gold and are either in-stock in the shop or drop from entities on the Enemy List of Level 62 or lower that are normally fightable for drops and add them to its Inherent Spell List, The abilities granted by this effect count as part of their possessor's build and are not a buff, Possessor's HP-determining stat is Constitution, Possessor's MP-determining stat is Spirit, Possessor's turn-order-determining stat is Agility, Possessor's Patron Deity is Caramiddakh, Boss Effect
PC-Capable- Possessor may choose to have possessor's listed HP, MP, stats, Critical Change, Resilience, To Hit, Dodge, Defense, and Defense against Stat Damage, or to use possessor's base stats and standard PC rules to calculate those values; possessor counts as a PC and not a boss if possessor chooses to use the base stats, Possessor's abilities and items modify possessor's stats either way, Possessor's bonuses from items and PC-abilities are capped as though possessor were a PC regardless of whether or not possessor is a PC, Effects of this ability are not buffs or debuffs and count as part of its possessor's build, Boss Effect
Devoted to 'The Rangers of Light'- Possessor counts as a member of the Guild 'The Rangers of Light' and may select a Guild Benefit from said guild as though possessor were a PC member of said guild, Build Effect
Whirlwind Staff- Possessor gains the ability 'Whirlwind Staff' at the start of each thread, with this effect being part of its possessor's build and not a buff, Build Effect
Windfolk- Possessor gains the subtype Aerial, Constant Effect
Staff of the White Tornado- If possessor is not a PC and has no items equipped, possessor counts as having a Light & Air element Staff equipped, gains +43,000 AGI, +43,000 SPI, gains +50% Dodge, and gains +50% To Hit, Constant Effect
Master of Healing and Wind- If possessor is not a PC and has no non-attack abilities that aren't granted by 'Build Effect' effects, possessor gains +43,000 AGI, possessor's actions deal 500,000 additional points of healing, and possessor's actions deal 250,000 additional points of Air element Damage, Constant Effect
Abilities-
Staff Cyclone- 50,000 Damage, Air, 0 MP
Heal- 50,000 Damage, Heals, Light, 0 MP
Healing Wind- 50,000 Damage, Heals, 1 hit against 500,000, Air & Light, 1,000,000 MP
Empty Cube- 50,000 Damage, 5,000 CON Damage, 5,000 SPI Damage, 150% inflicts Suffocation, 1 hit against 500,000, Air, 5,000,000 MP
Resurrection- Resurrects target individual who was killed by a source below Level 60, Light, 1,000,000 MP
Drops-
945,000 Gold
94,500 XP

[Aeromage]

The prize is probably lycanthropy.


Operations Director Thrandark (Blood Mirage Limited Mode: Experimental Weapons Build)
It's this guy! Thankfully without the cloning. His utter lack of resistances is refreshing to not have to ignore as the Discs kill him.


The Face of Rage
ANGRY vs DEATH! DEATH wins as the Discs do their work. His summoned werewhatsits do the summon-slapping dance until nuked.


Ymmil Razuuk
Like that last adventurer, Ymmil also decides thanks to AUDITS that they'll not come in geared today and thus spare the mod a headache. Then the Discs kill them off.



New Defeats

Murphy's Mother
Beggirath the Sunknight
The Toothy Terror of Pardman Strait
Jacob Threst
Pete
Azmorgund of the Elder Runes
No-Heart
Lady Glacia, Star Freezer
Paul Hammer
The Serpent Walshandeth
Bessie LaGrand
Lady Bemberfress
Nathan Hapmann
Ami Weste
Azral Hinderdrak
Lady Amard
Lord Eamonn
Tristriana the Wandering Seer
Count Luciano of Symvektria
Joyful Magus Abshallom
Doctor Harold Ghomass
Walleil Sondreideigo
Dr. Orbo Breyl
Lord Grezman
Ernesto the Dwarven Chef
Freeg Gzeet
Brocksarr Seibooth
Clancy
Ghost-Bandit Khalez Mafaar
Local Horse
Lord Masterburnn
Ilyri Mazenden
Slick Dick

[The Nottest of Daves]

ROUND 43

*Orlue, Controlling Executive
Level 43 Boss
Human, Psychic
HP- 520,138,368
MP- 491,083,240
STR- 43,000
AGI- 38,000
CON- 41,000
MIN- 43,000
SPI- 42,780
XP- 0
Defense- 16,000
Defense against Stat Damage- 6,000
Critical Chance- 53%
Resilience- 63%
To Hit- 160%
Dodge- 40%
Resistances and Immunities- Reflects Wealth, Commerce Immunity, 75% Psychic Resistance, 75% Darkness Resistance, 86% Minor Status Effect Resistance, 43% Moderate Status EFfect Resistance, 5% Major Status Effect Resistance
Prime Attribute- Mind
Constant Effects-
Secret Master Plan- At the start of battle, possessor chooses a round number, and, on the chosen round, possessor's allies' stats and Damage Dealt are tripled, Boss Effect
Tribulationist Support- At the start of each round of battle that is not round 1, 2, 3, or 4, 5 Tribulationist Executioner that are on Orlue's side of battle appear in each row-order formation that Orlue is not in in every battlespace that is part of the battle, with said entities not being summons, Boss Effect
Zonal Collapse- At the start of each round, unless possessor pays 2,000,000 MP, all non-Universe-element Zones owned by posssessor are destroyed, with possessor dealing 500,000 Flat Damage of those zones' respective elements per Zone destroyed to all of possessor's opponents in the same battlespace as said destroyed zone (on a per-zone basis), Constant Effect
Psi-Field Degredation- Whenever possessor destroys a zone, possessor may summon up to 5 Mindshadows below Level 43 on the enemy list that are normally fightable for drops, Whenever one of possessor's mindshadow summons is killed, possessor may destroy a (zone or non-primary battlespace) created by a source below Level 60, Constant Effect
Overload Systems- Whenever possessor performs an attack, possessor may, up to 10 times per attack, destroy one zone or 5 summons owned by possessor, and, provided said destruction is successful, increase the Damage Dealt of said attack by 500,000 points, Constant Effect
Bribed Officials- Possessor gains Law Immunity, Nobility Immunity, and Litigamancy Immunity, Constant Effect
Owns the Police- Possessor gains Entombed: Incarcerated Immunity and may choose to have a 100% chance of inflicting Entombed: Incarcerated on up to 3 individuals at the start of each round, Constant Effect
Fortified Base- Possessor summons 1 Large Structure below Level 43 that is normally fightable for drops at the start of battle and, after said summoning, may move to the back row, Possessor is Immune to debuffs if possessor has a Large Structure ally, Possessor's Defense is multiplied by 100 if possessor has a Large Structure ally, Constant Effect
Distractor Module- Possessor cannot be targeted by uncontrolled summons unless possessor has been afflicted with Electrocuted, Constant Effect
Abilities-
Barehanded Beatdown- 45,000 Damage, 100% inflicts Fatigued: Stun, 75% inflicts Confusion, Physical or Earth, 0 MP
Gold Buster- 55,000 Damage, This action counts as involving a Gun worth 100,000,000 Gold, Technology or Wealth, 0 MP
Fling- Caster selects a non-caster target in the front row of a row-order-formation that contains at least one individual in its back row, and, if Caster's STR is not lower than target's CON*2 or STR*2, caster moves said target to the back row and deals said individual's CON*20 in Flat Physical element Damage to both said individual and one target in the back row of said first target's row-order-formation, moving said first individual into the back row and having a 150% chance of inflicting Fatigued: Stun on both targets, Physical, 0 MP
Zonal Seizure- Caster obtains control of all Zones in target battlespace, Earth or Law or Chaos, 2,000,000 MP
Psi-Frenzy Lure-Bubble- All Psychic-element summons become uncontrolled and gain +43,000 to all stats, Psychic & Technology, 3,000,000 MP
Terminate- Caster inflicts Instant Death on one of caster's summons and, provided said infliction was successful, has a 50% chance of inflicting Instant Death on a target that is not one of caster's summons, Darkness & Technology, 5,000,000 MP
Liquidate- Caster destroys a Zone caster controls, and, provided said destruction was successful, destroys all buffs, zones, terrains, and Phantom Terrains with sources below Level 60 that are possessed by caster's opponents, Water & Acid, 5,000,000 MP
Shutdown- Caster inflicts Instant Death on one of caster's summons and destroys a Zone caster controls, and, provided said infliction and destruction were both successful, applies a debuff to a target below Level 60 that lasts 3 rounds and makes its possessor unable to act, Electrical & Ice, 5,000,000 MP
Establish Zone- Caster creates a Zone of any base element, Earth & Air & Fire & Water & Light & Darkness & Magic & Technology & Psychic & Physical & Energy & Acid & Ice & Electrical & Metal & War, 2,000 MP
Mass-Deploy Zones- Caster creates up to 200 copies of any Zone of any base element that possessor is owner of, replicating all effects that are attached to said Zone that come from sources below Level 60, Earth & Air & Fire & Water & Light & Darkness & Magic & Technology & Psychic & Physical & Energy & Acid & Ice & Electrical & Metal & War, 200,000 MP
Asset Seizure- Caster gains control of all of target's summons and zones if target is below Level 60, Caster steals a non-unique item worth under 60,000,000 Gold from target if target is below Level 60, Law or Earth or Aether, 300,000 MP
Mistspace Maze- Caster adds an effect to target Zone controlled by either caster or an individual below Level 60 that stacks 3 times that gives all entities in said Zone except caster and caster's allies -86% To Hit, Aether & Psychic & Air, 7,000,000 MP
Fortify- Target Large Structure gains +160,000 Defense, when this buff expires via its duration ending, its possessor is afflicted with Instant Death, and all individuals in the same battlespace as its possessor are dealt 21,000,000 Flat Psychic element Damage, lasts 5 rounds, stacks 3 times, Earth & Psychic, 3,000,000 MP
Vanish- Caster creates and enters a different battlespace, returning after this action was used as a counter to, with said battlespace being destroyed if at any point caster is not in it, This action may be only be used as a preemptive counter, This action may be used as a preemptive counter to any offensive action that targets its possessor provided that its possessor is in the back row of a row-order formation that contains at least one entity in the front row, Aether, 2,000,000 MP
Local Geomancy: Terrors of the City- If the terrain or Phantom Terrain is 'City', caster summons 50 uncontrolled Mindshadows below Level 50 that are normally fightable for drops on the Enemy List, This action counts as involving a Geomancy Spell, Psychic, 1,000,000 MP
Inexplicable Mechanics- 53,000 Damage, 5,500 MIN Damage, 100% inflicts Mindblasted, 200% inflicts Confusion, Psychic & Technology, 3,000,000 MP
Experimental Psi-Weapons- 55,000 Damage, 550% inflicts a random minor negative status effect, 330% inflicts a random moderate negative status effect, 1 hit against 40,000, Psychic, 3,000,000 MP
Drops-
1,451,250 Gold
145,125 XP

*The Man with the Glasses
Level 43 Boss
Human, Technology
HP- 200,000,000
MP- 230,000,000
STR- 40,000
AGI- 40,000
CON- 40,000
MIN- 45,000
SPI- 43,000
XP- 0
Defense- 15,000
Defense against Stat Damage- 6,000
Critical Chance- 43%
Resilience- 40%
To Hit- 186%
Dodge- 43%
Resistances and Immunities- 90% Psychic Resistance, 50% Technology Resistance, Confusion Immunity, 86% Minor Status Effect Resistance, 43% Moderate Status EFfect Resistance, 5% Major Status Effect Resistance
Prime Attribute- Mind
Constant Effects-
Conspirator- Possessor gains +40,000 MIN for each unique ally who possesses the ability 'Conspirator', Possessor's allies have their stats and Damage dealt doubled, Boss Effect
Conspiracy Calculations- Possessor's allies gain a copy of the Constant Effect 'Calculated Plan of Action' possessed by possessor while possessor is present, Boss Effect
Calculated Plan of Action- Possessor may use MIN as possessor's turn-order-determining stat, Constant Effect
Target Vectors- Possessor and possessor's allies automatically hit individuals who possess a debuff named 'Reticle', Constant Effect
Actuarial Contingency-Set- Possessor's allies, including possessor, gain 10% Instant Death Resistance, Constant Effect
Number Crunching- Possessor may choose to have any randomly determined chance with a 1% or lower chance of occurance coming from a source below Level 60 not occur, Constant Effect
Abilities-
Pop-Up Turret- 40,000 Damage, Technology, 0 MP
Analysis- Scans target's stats, Technology or Air or Psychic, 0 MP
Cero- The rightmost non-zero digit of target individual below Level 60's stats is set to 0 as a debuff that stacks 7 times, Psychic, 10,000,000 MP
Reflect- Target reflects the next action from a source below Level 40, does not stack, Magic, 10,000,000 MP
Contingency Plan- Target obtains a buff that causes it to gain an action when one of its unique allies is killed, does not stack, Psychic, 10,000,000 MP
Seal Structure- Inflicts Suffocation, Entombed: Oublietted, and Antimatter: Gravity Lock, Target cannot act if it is a Large Structure below Level 60, Earth & Technology, 30,000,000 MP
Drops-
967,500 Gold
96,750 XP

*The Tall Gentleman
Level 43 Boss
Human, Air
HP- 220,000,000
MP- 220,000,000
STR- 44,000
AGI- 44,000
CON- 44,000
MIN- 44,000
SPI- 44,000
XP- 0
Defense- 15,000, +40,000 against Magic
Defense against Stat Damage- 6,000
Critical Chance- 43%
Resilience- 43%
To Hit- 143%
Dodge- 43%
Resistances and Immunities- Absorbs Magic, Manablasted Immunity, 86% Minor Status Effect Resistance, 43% Moderate Status EFfect Resistance, 5% Major Status Effect Resistance
Prime Attribute- Mind
Constant Effects-
Conspirator- Possessor gains +44,000 MIN for each unique ally who possesses the ability 'Conspirator', Possessor's allies have their stats and Damage dealt doubled, Boss Effect
Conspiracy Geomancy- Possessor's allies gain a copy of the Constant Effect 'Harness Leyline' possessed by possessor while possessor is present, Boss Effect
Harness Leyline- Possessor gains +44,000 to all stats for each zone, terrain, or phantom terrain present, Possessor gains +50,000,000 MP for each Zone, terrain, or phantom terrain present, Zones, terrains, and phantom terrains may not be destroyed by individuals who are lower-Level than possessor without possessor's permission, Constant Effect
Abilities-
Magic Blast- 40,000 Damage, May inflict Manablasted, Burning, or Frozen, Magic or Fire or Ice, 0 MP
Magical Geomancy- Target is dealt 20,000,000 Flat Damage of each Zone present's elements (as seperate quantities of Damage), Magic & Earth, 0 MP
Terraforming- Caster creates a Zone of any combination of base elements or a terrain that is any type of terrain that a corresponding square mile exists of for sale in the shop, Water & Earth, 10,000,000 MP
Mudform- Target obtains +80% Dodge while a Zone of Earth is present, lasts 40 rounds, Earth, 2,000,000 MP
Ice Crystal Garden- Inflicts Awestruck, Frozen, and Confusion, Ice or Ice & Magic, 3,000,000 MP
Create Geomantic Sinkhole- Target individual in a different battle enters the battle caster is in as soon as an individual in the battle caster is in is targeted, Earth & Magic, 20,000,000 MP
Drops-
967,500 Gold
96,750 XP

[Aeromage]

ORLUEEEEEEE

Orlue
The Discs kill him. Then Volatilis nukes his summoned base.


The Man with the Glasses
The Conspirators arrive! Again! There's quite a lot of them.
Unfortunately, Volatilis has the better glasses, which kill him immediately.


The Tall Gentleman
Volatilis ignores his Magic immunity and shows him the power of its glasses that so impressed his colleague.
Did I say impressed? I meant killed. The Discs kill him.





New Defeats

Murphy's Mother
Beggirath the Sunknight
The Toothy Terror of Pardman Strait
Jacob Threst
Pete
Azmorgund of the Elder Runes
No-Heart
Lady Glacia, Star Freezer
Paul Hammer
The Serpent Walshandeth
Bessie LaGrand
Lady Bemberfress
Nathan Hapmann
Ami Weste
Azral Hinderdrak
Lady Amard
Lord Eamonn
Tristriana the Wandering Seer
Count Luciano of Symvektria
Joyful Magus Abshallom
Doctor Harold Ghomass
Walleil Sondreideigo
Dr. Orbo Breyl
Lord Grezman
Ernesto the Dwarven Chef
Freeg Gzeet
Brocksarr Seibooth
Clancy
Ghost-Bandit Khalez Mafaar
Local Horse
Lord Masterburnn
Ilyri Mazenden
Slick Dick

[The Nottest of Daves]

ROUND 44
The second yawn

*Celedden Myri
Level 44 Boss
Human, Acid
HP- 246,000,000
MP- 244,000,000
STR- 44,000 or 5 Base
AGI- 48,000 or 15 Base
CON- 46,000 or 10 Base
MIN- 48,000 or 15 Base
SPI- 48,500 or 15 Base
XP- 0
Defense- 18,500, +18,000 against Acid
Defense against Stat Damage- 5,400
Critical Chance- 83%
Resilience- 83%
To Hit- 183%
Dodge- 83%
Resistances and Immunities- 40% Acid Resistance, Poison Immunity, 88% Minor Status Effect Resistance, 44% Moderate Status Effect Resistance
Prime Attribute- Agility or Spirit
Constant Effects-
Adventurer (Gunner-Alchemist Class)- Possessor may equip 1 Gun or Throwing Weapon, Possessor may equip 1 Light Armor, Possessor may equip 1 Gloves, Possessor may equip 1 Shoes or Boots, Possessor may equip 1 Cloak, Possessor may equip 1 Hat, Possessor may equip 2 Ring, Possessor may equip 20 Potion, Possessor may equip 15 Lethal Item, Possessor may equip 10 Medicine, Possessor may equip 5 Gem, Possessor may equip 5 Invention, Possessor may equip 5 Powder, Possessor may choose at the beginning of a thread to obtain temporary copies of any items that possessor may equip that are worth under 54,000,000 Gold and are either in-stock in the shop or drop from entities on the Enemy List of Level 64 or lower that are normally fightable for drops, with all such chosen items beginning as equipped and any such item that could somehow not start as equipped not being obtained, Possessor obtains the abilities 'Ranged Attack', 'Magical Attack', 'Cast a Spell', 'Snipe', 'Point Blank', 'Unequip', 'Use An Item', 'Switch Rows', 'Re-Equip', and 'Item-All', At the start of each thread, possessor may choose to gain 150 weeks worth of Gunner class abilities, 50 weeks worth of Protector class abilities, 50 weeks worth of Gunslinger class abilities, 200 weeks worth of Alchemist class abilities, and 150 weeks worth of Crafter class abilities, ignoring Gold costs but respecting prerequisites, Possessor possesses an Inherent Spell list, At the start of each thread, possessor may choose up to 50 Alchemy spells that are worth under 54,000,000 Gold and are either in-stock in the shop or drop from entities on the Enemy List of Level 64 or lower that are normally fightable for drops and add them to its Inherent Spell List, The abilities granted by this effect count as part of their possessor's build and are not a buff, Possessor's HP-determining stat is Constitution, Possessor's MP-determining stat is Mind, Possessor's turn-order-determining stat is Agility, Boss Effect
PC-Capable- Possessor may choose to have possessor's listed HP, MP, stats, Critical Change, Resilience, To Hit, Dodge, Defense, and Defense against Stat Damage, or to use possessor's base stats and standard PC rules to calculate those values; possessor counts as a PC and not a boss if possessor chooses to use the base stats, Possessor's abilities and items modify possessor's stats either way, Possessor's bonuses from items and PC-abilities are capped as though possessor were a PC regardless of whether or not possessor is a PC, Effects of this ability are not buffs or debuffs and count as part of its possessor's build, Boss Effect
Alchemical Gun- If possessor is not a PC and has no items equipped, possessor counts as having an Acid element Gun equipped, gains +45,000 AGI, +45,000 SPI, and gains +50% To Hit, Constant Effect
Alchemical Bombs- If possessor is not a PC and has no items equipped, possessor counts as having an Acid element Throwing Weapon equipped, gains +45,000 AGI, +45,000 SPI, gains +50% To Hit, and may gain '1 hit against 15', Constant Effect
Alchemical Cunning- If possessor is not a PC and has no non-attack abilities that aren't granted by 'Build Effect' effects, possessor gains +43,000 SPI, +43,000 CON, and +45,000 MIN, Constant Effect
Abilities-
Gun Blast- 55,000 Damage, Technology or Acid, 0 MP
Healing Potion- 55,000 Damage, Heals, Acid, 0 MP
Restorative Potion- Target regenerates 50,000,000 HP, This action may only be performed by a boss, Acid 0 MP
Acid Bomb- 57,000 Damage, 200% inflicts Dissolving, 1 hit against 300, Acid, 1,000,000 MP
Mass-Medicine- Target regenerates 50,000,000 HP, 1 hit against all allies, This action may only be performed by a boss, Acid, 10,000,000 MP
Mass-Nullification Agent- 5,000,000 Flat Acid element Damage, targets lose all buffs from sources below Level 60, 1 hit against all opponents, This action may only be performed by a boss, Acid, 10,000,000 MP
Antacid- Targets gain 50% Acid Resistance, Acid, 5,000,000 MP
Drops-
967,500 Gold
96,750 XP

[Aeromage]

BEDTIME IS TO BE BEATEN

Celedden Myri x3
Like the other adventurers, she is directed to not gear up. Then the Discs kill her.


New Defeats

Murphy's Mother
Beggirath the Sunknight
The Toothy Terror of Pardman Strait
Jacob Threst
Pete
Azmorgund of the Elder Runes
No-Heart
Lady Glacia, Star Freezer
Paul Hammer
The Serpent Walshandeth
Bessie LaGrand
Lady Bemberfress
Nathan Hapmann
Ami Weste
Azral Hinderdrak
Lady Amard
Lord Eamonn
Tristriana the Wandering Seer
Count Luciano of Symvektria
Joyful Magus Abshallom
Doctor Harold Ghomass
Walleil Sondreideigo
Dr. Orbo Breyl
Lord Grezman
Ernesto the Dwarven Chef
Freeg Gzeet
Brocksarr Seibooth
Clancy
Ghost-Bandit Khalez Mafaar
Local Horse
Lord Masterburnn
Ilyri Mazenden
Slick Dick

[The Nottest of Daves]

ROUND 45

*The Legendary Hare
Level 45 Boss
Animal, Fortune
HP- 98,439,300
MP- 93,515,212
STR- 45,200
AGI- 51,200
CON- 45,700
MIN- 49,550
SPI- 50,000
XP- 0
Defense- 21,015
Defense against Stat Damage- 1,201
Critical Chance- 90%
Resilience- 90%
To Hit- 190%
Dodge- 90%
Resistances and Immunities- 100% Fate Weakness, 150% Minor Status Effect Resistance, 150% Moderate Status Effect Resistance, Minor Status Effect Immunity, Moderate Status Effect Immunity (excluding Voidstruck), Immune to stat damage
Prime Attribute- Spirit
Constant Effects-
Fortune Lord- Possessor's allies' Critical Chance, Resilience, To Hit, and Dodge are doubled, Possessor summons 7 Leprechaun at the start of every round, Boss Effect
Beast of Fortune- Possessor and possessor's allies gain +90% Critical, Resilience, To Hit, and Dodge, Constant Effect
Irreducible Luck- Possessor's Critical Chance, Resilience, To Hit, and Dodge may not be reduced by sources below Level 80, Constant Effect
Avoids Death Through Luck- Whenever possessor would die from a non-Fate-element action, there is a 77% chance that possessor instead does not die, with possessor's HP, MP, and stats all being set to their natural starting values and all debuffs and negative status effects on possessor being removed in such cases, Constant Effect
Lucky Odds- Possessor rolls all random rolls that possessor would roll twice, selecting the better value for each, Constant Effect
Abilities-
White Stomp- 60,000 Damage, 100% inflicts Fatigued: Stun, Physical, 0 MP
Bestow Great Luck- Target gains +90% Critical, +90% Dodge, +90% To Hit, and +90% Resilience, does not stack, Fortune, 300,000 MP
Rain of Giant Golden Horsehoes Made of Energy- 62,000 Damage, 1 hit against 77, Fortune or Fortune & Energy, 717,717 MP
Beat the Luck Right Out of You- 60,777 Damage, Target obtains -90% Critical, -90% Dodge, -90% To Hit, and -90% Resilience, does not stack, Physical & Fortune, 300,000 MP
Trickster's Smile- Possessor may move up to 77 stacked instances of up to 7 buffs and debuffs (with the 7 being a total across both and the 77 instances being seperate per each of the 7), from one target individual to another target individual, Fortune & Air, 777,777 MP
Drops-
1,518,750 Gold
151,875 XP

*The Stern-Voiced Woman
Level 45 Boss
Human, Air
HP- 250,000,000
MP- 252,000,000
STR- 48,000
AGI- 45,000
CON- 45,000
MIN- 50,000
SPI- 49,000
XP- 0
Defense- 21,000, +42,000 against Beast
Defense against Stat Damage- 6,600
Critical Chance- 90%
Resilience- 45%
To Hit- 190%
Dodge- 45%
Resistances and Immunities- Physical Immunity, Wounded Immunity, 90% Minor Status Effect Resistance, 45% Moderate Status Effect Resistance, 5% Major Status Effect Resistance
Prime Attribute- Mind
Constant Effects-
Conspirator- Possessor gains +45,000 MIN for each unique ally who possesses the ability 'Conspirator', Possessor's allies have their stats and Damage dealt doubled, Boss Effect
Conspiracy Asassination- Possessor's allies gain a copy of the Constant Effect 'Assassin Network' and the ability 'Release Brain-Sucking Mosquito' possessed by possessor while possessor is present, Boss Effect
Assassin Network- Possessor's opponents have a 5% chance of being afflicted with Instant Death at the start of each round, Constant Effect
Loud Voice- Possessor's actions may not be countered by individuals below Level 40, Constant Effect
Commanding- Possessor's lower-Level allies may not have their actions controlled by individuals below possessor's Level, Constant Effect
Radio Contact- Possessor and possessor's allies (including ones in other battlespaces) may target their allies in othre battlespaces, Constant Effect
Abilities-
Dark-Point Knife- 50,000 Damage, Damage dealt by this attack cannot be healed by sources below Level 60, Darknesss, 0 MP
Ailment Spray- Inflicts every minor negative status effect, Acid & Technology, 0 MP
Magical Boost- +40,000 to all stats, stacks 3 times, Magic, 0 MP
Direct- Target gains an additional action immediately after this action, Air, 0 MP
Release Brain-Sucking Mosquito- 5,000 MIN Damage, This attack repeats itself at the start of each round so long as no other attack performed by possessor repeated itself that round, Air & Psychic & Physical, 5,000,000 MP
Dark-Mantra Sniping- 50,000 Damage, 30% inflicts Instant Death if target does not have a Helm equipped, Target cannot be resurrected by sources below Level 60, Darkness & Magic & Technology, 30,000,000 MP
Drops-
1,012,500 Gold
101,250 XP

*The Woman in Green
Level 45 Boss
Human, Magic
HP- 262,100,000
MP- 261,100,000
STR- 46,000
AGI- 48,000
CON- 47,000
MIN- 50,000
SPI- 48,000
XP- 0
Defense- 21,000, +42,000 against Magic
Defense against Stat Damage- 6,600
Critical Chance- 45%
Resilience- 45%
To Hit- 190%
Dodge- 45%
Resistances and Immunities- Manablasted Immunity, Antimatter Immunity, 90% Minor Status Effect Resistance, 45% Moderate Status Effect Resistance, 5% Major Status Effect Resistance
Prime Attribute- Mind
Constant Effects-
Conspirator- Possessor gains +45,000 MIN for each unique ally who possesses the ability 'Conspirator', Possessor's allies have their stats and Damage dealt doubled, Boss Effect
Conspiracy Defenses- Possessor's allies gain a copy of the Constant Effect 'Mystically-Warded Secret Base' possessed by possessor while possessor is present, Boss Effect
Arrangement of Ancient Objects in Protective Patterns- Possessor and possessor's allies gain +20,000 MIN, gain +20,000 SPI, Cannot take SPI Damage, gain +21,000 Defense, and count as being affected by an additional Magic-element buff, Constant Effect
Mystically-Warded Secret Base- Possessor's opponents have a 25% chance of being afflicted with a random major negative status effect if they target possessor with an offensive action at the end of each such action if they do not have at least one Magic-element buff, Possessor cannot be targeted by lower-Level opponents on the first three rounds of battle, Constant Effect
Collector of Esoteric Relics- Possessor may equip up to 5 Magic Item, Constant Effect
Abilities-
Bizarre Magic- 60,000 Damage, inflicts three random negative minor or moderate status effects, Magic or Magic and any combination of base elements, 0 MP
Demonkiller Sidearm- 55,500 Damage, This action gains +90% Critical against Demons, Technlogy or Technlogy & Light, 0 MP
Banishment Powder- Unsummons targets, 1 hit against 60, Magic & Air, 40,000,000 MP
Transfigure: Monster- Target individual below Level 45 is turned into an entity from the Enemy List that is below Level 45 that is normally fightable for drops on caster's side of battle (with caster's side of battle controlling said entity so long as said transformation persists) if target does not possess at least one Magic-element buff, Magic, 3,000,000 Gold
Transfigure: Pawn- Inflicts Dominion and/or Petrified on any one target who possesses no Magic-element buffs, Magic, 50,000,000 MP
Acquire Mystic Relics- Caster obtains 5 Temporary Magic Item accessories from the shop that are in stock and are worth under 80,000,000 Gold, Caster may unequip and then equip any number of accessories, Magic, 800,000 MP
Drops-
1,012,500 Gold
101,250 XP

[Aeromage]

Time for some luck.

The Legendary Hare
The rabbit is lucky! Unfortunately, the Discs' death-effects aren't an action. Killed via technicality! How terrible.


The Stern-Voiced Woman
She might actually kill some of the party with her 5% Instant Death chance. Volatilis is the main actor, however, and it's immune to her.
The Discs activate to show how assassination is REALLY done. She dies.


The Woman in Green
I'm pretty sure the majority of these conspirators never even got encountered. What's their deal?
Anyway, the Discs kill her.



New Defeats

Murphy's Mother
Beggirath the Sunknight
The Toothy Terror of Pardman Strait
Jacob Threst
Pete
Azmorgund of the Elder Runes
No-Heart
Lady Glacia, Star Freezer
Paul Hammer
The Serpent Walshandeth
Bessie LaGrand
Lady Bemberfress
Nathan Hapmann
Ami Weste
Azral Hinderdrak
Lady Amard
Lord Eamonn
Tristriana the Wandering Seer
Count Luciano of Symvektria
Joyful Magus Abshallom
Doctor Harold Ghomass
Walleil Sondreideigo
Dr. Orbo Breyl
Lord Grezman
Ernesto the Dwarven Chef
Freeg Gzeet
Brocksarr Seibooth
Clancy
Ghost-Bandit Khalez Mafaar
Local Horse
Lord Masterburnn
Ilyri Mazenden
Slick Dick

[The Nottest of Daves]

ROUND 46

*Adam Bremston
Level 46 Boss
Human, Physical
HP- 300,000,000
MP- 250,000,000
STR- 53,000 or 23 Base
AGI- 49,000 or 8 Base
CON- 53,000 or 23 Base
MIN- 45,000 or 3 Base
SPI- 45,000 or 3 Base
XP- 0
Defense- 22,000
Defense against Stat Damage- 6,000
Critical Chance- 85%
Resilience- 85%
To Hit- 180%
Dodge- 80%
Resistances and Immunities- 92% Minor Status Effect Resistance, 46% Moderate Status Effect Resistance
Prime Attribute- Strength
Constant Effects-
Adventurer (Lancer Class)- Possessor may equip 1 Spear or Polearm, Possessor may equip 1 Heavy Armor, Possessor may equip 1 Gauntlets, Possessor may equip 1 Boots, Possessor may equip 1 Helm, Possessor may equip 2 Ring, Possessor may choose at the beginning of a thread to obtain temporary copies of any items that possessor may equip that are worth under 56,000,000 Gold and are either in-stock in the shop or drop from entities on the Enemy List of Level 66 or lower that are normally fightable for drops, with all such chosen items beginning as equipped and any such item that could somehow not start as equipped not being obtained, Possessor obtains the abilities 'Melee Attack', 'Melee Overdrive', 'Powerful Attack', 'Charge Attack', 'Unequip', 'Use An Item', 'Switch Rows', 'Re-Equip', and 'Defend', At the start of each thread, possessor may choose to gain 150 weeks worth of Lancer class abilities, 100 weeks worth of Dragoon class abilities, 50 weeks worth of Guardian class abilities, and 50 weeks worth of Combatant class abilities, ignoring Gold costs but respecting prerequisites, Possessor possesses an Inherent Spell list, At the start of each thread, possessor may choose up to 20 Combat Arts spells that are worth under 56,000,000 Gold and are either in-stock in the shop or drop from entities on the Enemy List of Level 66 or lower that are normally fightable for drops and add them to its Inherent Spell List, The abilities granted by this effect count as part of their possessor's build and are not a buff, Possessor's HP-determining stat is Constitution, Possessor's MP-determining stat is Mind, Possessor's turn-order-determining stat is Agility, Boss Effect
PC-Capable- Possessor may choose to have possessor's listed HP, MP, stats, Critical Change, Resilience, To Hit, Dodge, Defense, and Defense against Stat Damage, or to use possessor's base stats and standard PC rules to calculate those values; possessor counts as a PC and not a boss if possessor chooses to use the base stats, Possessor's abilities and items modify possessor's stats either way, Possessor's bonuses from items and PC-abilities are capped as though possessor were a PC regardless of whether or not possessor is a PC, Effects of this ability are not buffs or debuffs and count as part of its possessor's build, Boss Effect
Lancing Charge- Possessor gains the ability 'Lancing Charge' at the start of each thread, with this effect being part of its possessor's build and not a buff, Build Effect
Butterfly Pin- Possessor gains the ability 'Butterfly Pin' at the start of each thread, with this effect being part of its possessor's build and not a buff, Build Effect
Chaos Thorn Style- Possessor gains the ability 'Chaos Thorn Style' at the start of each thread, with this effect being part of its possessor's build and not a buff, Build Effect
Lance and Armor- If possessor is not a PC and has no items equipped, possessor counts as having an Spear and Heavy Armor equipped, gains +53,000 STR, +50,000 CON, deals 50,000 additional Damage, gains +50,000,000 HP, and gains +50% To Hit, Constant Effect
Lancer's Training- If possessor is not a PC and has no non-attack abilities that aren't granted by 'Build Effect' effects, possessor gains +53,000 STR, +40,000 CON, and +40% Resilience, Constant Effect
Abilities-
Lance Strike- 65,000 Damage, Physical, 0 MP
Lance Charge- 66,000 Damage, deals full Damage to individuals in the back rank if no higher-Level individual than caster is in the front rank of the targetted row-oder-formation, Physical, 0 MP
Rush- 65,000 Damage, 100% inflicts Fatigued: Stun, Physical or Air or Earth, 1,000,000 MP
Challenge- Target gains -50% To Hit against targets that aren't caster and +50% To Hit against caster, does not stack, Fire & Air, 1,000,000 MP
Drops-
1,150,000 Gold
115,000 XP

[Aeromage]

NOT TODAY, FOUL FORCES OF COMPLICATION


Ad-Ad-Adam Bremston-on-on
He's audited into not gearing up! Then the Discs kill him.




New Defeats

Murphy's Mother
Beggirath the Sunknight
The Toothy Terror of Pardman Strait
Jacob Threst
Pete
Azmorgund of the Elder Runes
No-Heart
Lady Glacia, Star Freezer
Paul Hammer
The Serpent Walshandeth
Bessie LaGrand
Lady Bemberfress
Nathan Hapmann
Ami Weste
Azral Hinderdrak
Lady Amard
Lord Eamonn
Tristriana the Wandering Seer
Count Luciano of Symvektria
Joyful Magus Abshallom
Doctor Harold Ghomass
Walleil Sondreideigo
Dr. Orbo Breyl
Lord Grezman
Ernesto the Dwarven Chef
Freeg Gzeet
Brocksarr Seibooth
Clancy
Ghost-Bandit Khalez Mafaar
Local Horse
Lord Masterburnn
Ilyri Mazenden
Slick Dick

[The Nottest of Daves]

ROUND 47
47 Bottles of Dracubeer on the Wall, 47 bottles of Dracubeer...

*Count Dracubeer
Level 47 Boss
Undead, Water & Physical & Darkness
HP- 39,105,200
MP- 38,715,204
STR- 54,500
AGI- 49,100
CON- 22,500
MIN- 48,350
SPI- 50,000
XP- 0
Defense- 22,100
Defense against Stat Damage- 7,201
Critical Chance- 86%
Resilience- 80%
To Hit- 194%
Dodge- 60%
Resistances and Immunities- Darkness Immunity, Water Immunity, Acid Immunity, 60% Base Element Resistance (Excluding Light), 100% Light Weakness, 150% Minor Status Effect Resistance (Excluding Poison: Drunk), 150% Moderate Status Effect Resistance
Prime Attribute- Strength or Spirit or Mind
Constant Effects-
"I'll Phone For Mummies! Mummies Make Shitty Lovers! Then You'll Be Sorry You Rejected Me!"- Possessor's allies cannot inflict Charm, Possessor summons 5 Mummy at the start of every round and 94,650 Mummy at the start of round 67, Max 94,650 summoned, Constant Effect
"All of the Positive Reviews On This Movie Seem... Shifty"- Whenever an individual in this battle would be afflicted with a positive status effect, they are instead afflicted with a random negative status effect, Constant Effect
Attacked By the Shockingly Long List of Sponsors- Any individual who scans possessor's stats may not act for 5 rounds following said stat scanning, Constant Effect
Watch From Through the Window Creepily- At the start of any round, possessor may scan any one opponent's stats, and if said scan is successful, inflict Confusion: Fear on all allies of said scanned individual, Constant Effect
"I'm... Actually Not Allowed Near Motor Vehicles"- Possessor gains -50% To Hit if any opponents are Vehicles, Constant Effect
Suddenly in the Next Scene, Everyone Forgets He got a Girlfriend- Individuals afflicted with Charm with possessor as a source are afflicted with Vanished at the start of the next round, Constant Effect
"The Footie Pajamas Keep Me From Getting Cold"- Possessor gains 60% Ice Resistance, Constant Effect
"Even I Have STANDARDS!"- Whenever an individual attempts to inflict Charm on possessor, possessor may choose to cancel said infliction chance, to deal 3,900,000 Flat Fire element Damage to said individual, and to inflict Burning on said individual, Constant Effect
Kinda Still A Vampire- Possessor may choose at the start of any round to gain any Constant Effect or Ability possessed by the entity 'Vampire' on the Enemy List for the duration of the round as a buff that stacks 50 times across all effects and abilities and does not stack for the same effect or ability, Constant Effect
Can Be Placated With Booze- Possessor is Immune to Stat Damage while not afflicted with a debuff named 'Booze Placated', If possessor is afflicted with Poison: Drunk, possessor obtains a debuff named 'Booze Placated' that does not stack that disappears at the end of any round that possessor is not afflicted with Poison: Drunk at the end of, Constant Effect
Kinda Random While Drunk- If possessor possesses a debuff named 'Booze Placated', possessor's actions have a 25% chance of being determined as though possessor were afflicted with Confusion, Constant Effect
Abilities-
Gnaw With Human Teeth- 2,100 Damage, 20% inflicts Confusion, Physical, 0 MP
Horrid Fang Bite- 67,500 Damage, Inflicts Wounded: Maimed, Caster may not have a debuff named 'Booze Placated', Physical, 0 MP
Weep Silently Into An Empty Beer Can- Does nothing, Water, 0 MP
Sniper Rifle Filled With Tennis Balls- 54,000 Damage, This action cannot miss, This action cannot deal Damage to individuals of Level 40 or greater, Technology & Physical, 200 MP
"If You Sleep With Me, I'll Give You a Back Massage! No? Two Back Massages?"- Target may choose to be afflicted with Charm, with said infliction piercing resistances and Immunities, If said target chooses such, then caster must, if any debuffs are present on target, cure two of them (or one if only one is present) of caster's choice, Fire & Air, 26,000 MP
"DUDE, I Can SEE Your FLASHLIGHT!"- All of target's Light element items are removed from the thread, Light & Physical, 8,500 MP
Singing Booze Fountains Shaped Like Naked Men- 260,000 Damage, 50% may heal, 200% inflicts Confusion, 1 hit against every individual in battle, Water & Acid, 7,000 MP
Throw a Wolf- 68,500 Damage, Inflicts Fatigued: Stun, Inflicts Confusion, Target may not act for 2 rounds as a non-stacking debuff, Target is afflicted with Vanished after two rounds if between Level 20 and Level 68, Caster may only use this ability once every 5 rounds, Physical & Air, 600 MP
"Blood of the Night, LOVE OF MY LIFE, You Are MINE!"- Inflicts Charm, Target becomes a Darkness element Undead, All of target's actions become solely Darkness element, Caster may not have a debuff named 'Booze Placated', Darkness & Fire, 650,000 MP
Reflexively Turn Into a Swarm of Bats Wearing Beer-Hats- Caster gains +80% Dodge as a non-stacking buff until the end of the round and is afflicted with Poison: Drunk, Caster may not have a debuff named 'Booze Placated', This ability may be used as a preemptive counter, Air & Darkness & Water, 100,000 MP
"You Know What, I'm Filing a LAWSUIT; This is HOME INVASION!"- 5,500 MIN Damage, 95% inflicts Entombed: Incarcerated, 15% inflicts Vanished 2 rounds after being cast, 1 hit against 5, Law, 26,700 MP
Drops-
1,175,000 Gold
117,500 XP

*Lord Vordisant
Level 47 Boss
Human, Fire
HP- 311,518,000
MP- 308,716,000
STR- 55,000
AGI- 54,300
CON- 51,200
MIN- 54,800
SPI- 55,500
XP- 0
Defense- 23,000
Defense against Stat Damage- 7,000
Critical Chance- 85%
Resilience- 80%
To Hit- 180%
Dodge- 80%
Resistances and Immunities- Fire Immunity, Air Immunity, 90% Magic Resistance, Immune to Minor and Moderate status effects, Immune to Stat Damage
Prime Attribute- Strength
Constant Effects-
Noble Lord- Possessor may summon up to 5 non-Technology-element Humans below Level 45 from the Enemy List that are normally fightable for drops at the start of each round, Possessor's summons have their stats, Damage dealt, HP, and MP doubled, Boss Effect
Charismatic Leadership- Possessor's allies gain +55,000 to all stats, Constant Effect
Abilities-
Lord's Blade- 68,000 Damage, Fire or Physical or Magic, 0 MP
Dreadcleave- 69,000 Damage, caster immediately gains another action if this attack kills any target, 200% inflicts Wounded, 15% inflicts Instant Death, 1 hit against 5, Physical & Darkness or War & Light, 5,000,000 MP
Mass Direct- Caster's allies each gain an action immediately after this action, Light & Air, 15,000,000 MP
Goldwall- Caster gains +10,000,000 Defense against individuals who are carrying below 280,000,000 Gold, lasts 5 rounds, does not stack, Earth, 15,000,000 MP
Flamestrike- 68,000 Damage, this attack pierces 11,000,000 Defense, 1 hit against 500, Fire & Light, 15,000,000 MP
Screen- Caster and casters allies take no Damage for the remainder of the round from sources that aren't individuals who are Immune to the element Light, Light, 30,000,000 MP
Drops-
1,175,000 Gold
117,500 XP

*The Woman with Pearls
Level 47 Boss
Human, Air
HP- 312,000,000
MP- 312,000,000
STR- 55,000
AGI- 51,000
CON- 52,000
MIN- 55,000
SPI- 53,500
XP- 0
Defense- 23,000, +23,000 against Wealth, +23,000 against Magic
Defense against Stat Damage- 7,300
Critical Chance- 47%
Resilience- 47%
To Hit- 147%
Dodge- 47%
Resistances and Immunities- 90% Psychic Resistance, 90% Technology Resistance, 90% Earth Resistance, 90% Air Resistance, 90% Magic Resistance, 90% Physical REsistance, Charm Immunity, Impaired Immunity, Pain Immunity, 94% Minor Status Effect Resistance, 47% Moderate Status EFfect Resistance, 5% Major Status Effect Resistance
Prime Attribute- Mind
Constant Effects-
Conspirator- Possessor gains +40,000 MIN for each unique ally who possesses the ability 'Conspirator', Possessor's allies have their stats and Damage dealt doubled, Boss Effect
Conspiracy Command- Possessor's allies gain a copy of the Constant Effect 'High Command' and the ability 'Direct' possessed by possessor while possessor is present, Boss Effect
High Command- Possessor gains an additional action each round, Possessor's allies gain +50,000 to all stats, Constant Effect
Leadership- Possessor's opponents below Level 60 may not control the actions or decisions of possessor or possessor's allies, Constant Effect
String Of Magic Pearls- Possessor may ignore up to 8 different infliction instances of major negative status effects, Constant Effect
Abilities-
Overwhelming Magic- 69,000 Damage, inflicts any one moderate negative status effect, with said status effect having no natural per-round recovery chance, Magic or any combination of base elements, 0 MP
Geistkiller Shotgun- 65,000 Damage, this action ignores Dodge bonuses from buffs, abilities, and Constant Effects on target, Technology & Light & Magic, 0 MP
Direct- Target gains an additional action immediately after this action, Air, 0 MP
Geomancy-Blocking Rune- Target cannot obtain benefits from the presence of Zones, terrains, or phantom terrains, Darkness or Warding, 30,000,000 MP
Rite of Therot- Caster unsummons 1 allied Celestial, Angel, Deva, Illuminated, Abstract, Daemon, Devil, and Demon, If all such unsummonings are successful, caster resurrects an ally, Mystic, 126,000,000 MP
Voyage- Caster and any number of caster's allies enter target battlespace, Water & Spatial & Magic, 70,000,000 MP
Veil- Buffs present on targets may not be removed by sources below Level 60, 1 hit against 20,000, Magic, 6,000,000 MP
Fatal Magic- 15% inflicts any one major negative status effect, Magic, 40,000,000 MP
Drops-
1,175,000 Gold
117,500 XP

[Aeromage]

Take one down, pass it around, he still doesn't have a girlfriend♪

Count Dracubeer
Volatilis ignores his Darkness immunity and offs him with the Discs before this terrible movie can get going.


Lord Vordisant
His Lordship is completely unable to avoid getting death'd to death by the Discs. The summons do the dance.


The Woman with Pearls
Seriously, where are these guys from and what happened to them?
Apparently she can ignore 8 instances of Major status effects! Volatilis has immunity to her, though, so it probably doesn't work out for her.
And even if it does, she's just going to sit there and take it while it uses the Discs over and over and over and over...



New Defeats

Murphy's Mother
Beggirath the Sunknight
The Toothy Terror of Pardman Strait
Jacob Threst
Pete
Azmorgund of the Elder Runes
No-Heart
Lady Glacia, Star Freezer
Paul Hammer
The Serpent Walshandeth
Bessie LaGrand
Lady Bemberfress
Nathan Hapmann
Ami Weste
Azral Hinderdrak
Lady Amard
Lord Eamonn
Tristriana the Wandering Seer
Count Luciano of Symvektria
Joyful Magus Abshallom
Doctor Harold Ghomass
Walleil Sondreideigo
Dr. Orbo Breyl
Lord Grezman
Ernesto the Dwarven Chef
Freeg Gzeet
Brocksarr Seibooth
Clancy
Ghost-Bandit Khalez Mafaar
Local Horse
Lord Masterburnn
Ilyri Mazenden
Slick Dick

[The Nottest of Daves]

ROUND 48
It's Orlue again! Twice!

*Orlue, Riding A Spider-Mech
Level 48 Boss
Human, Technology
HP- 951,522,706
MP- 932,202,715
STR- 56,300
AGI- 56,700
CON- 56,300
MIN- 43,000
SPI- 42,780
XP- 0
Defense- 22,000
Defense against Stat Damage- 6,000
Critical Chance- 65%
Resilience- 95%
To Hit- 190%
Dodge- 80%
Resistances and Immunities- Commerce Immunity, Darkness Immunity, Fire Immunity, 75% Wealth Resistance, 75% Psychic Resistance, 200% Electrical Weakness, 96% Minor Status Effect Resistance, 48% Moderate Status EFfect Resistance, 15% Major Status Effect Resistance
Prime Attribute- Agility
Constant Effects-
In Damage-Control Mode- At the start of each round, possessor may choose either any one stat, Defense, Defense Against Stat Damage, Critical Chance, Resilience, Dodge, To Hit, or Damage Dealt, and, until the end of the round as a constantly-applied effect coming from this Boss Effect that is not a buff, said value is doubled, Boss Effect
Riding a Mecha-Spider- Possessor may choose to count as possessing the subtypes Robot, Mech, and Insect, Constant Effect
Suppressive Fire- At the start of each round, if possessor is not afflicted with Electrocuted, possessor deals 700,000 Flat Technology element Damage to all opponents and has a 33% chance of preventing each opponent who takes at least 1 Damage from this from acting until the next round as a non-stacking debuff that cannot effect individuals above Level 60 or who are Immune to Paralyzed, Constant Effect
Escape Jets- Once per round, possessor may, when targeted by an attack, gain +96% Dodge against that attack and move to any row in any battlespace that is in the same battle, Constant Effect
Anti-Psi Shields- If possessor is not afflicted with Electrocuted, possessor gains Psychic Immunity and Psychic Power Immunity, Constant Effect
Summon Dampeners- Whenever an entity is summoned into the same battlespace as possessor by a source below Level 60, there is a 50% chance that it is unsummoned and its summoner is dealt 700,000 Flat Aether element Damage, Constant Effect
Citywide Lockdown- Possessor's opponents may not inflict Entombed: Incarcerated, Possessor's opponents may not prevent possessor from taking actions, Possessor's opponents who are not Color element may not take more than one action per round unless they are Level 60 or greater if any Zones are present, Constant Effect
Zonal Collapse- At the start of each round, unless possessor pays 2,000,000 MP, all non-Universe-element Zones owned by posssessor are destroyed, with possessor dealing 500,000 Flat Damage of those zones' respective elements per Zone destroyed to all of possessor's opponents in the same battlespace as said destroyed zone (on a per-zone basis), Constant Effect
Psi-Field Degredation- Whenever possessor destroys a zone, possessor may summon up to 5 Mindshadows below Level 43 on the enemy list that are normally fightable for drops, Whenever one of possessor's mindshadow summons is killed, possessor may destroy a (zone or non-primary battlespace) created by a source below Level 60, Constant Effect
Abilities-
Trample- 65,000 Damage, 1 hit against 200, this attack deals full Damage to targets in the back row, Physical & Technology, 0 MP
Robo Guns- 65,000 Damage, 3 hits against 15,000, Technology or Fire or War, 0 MP
Psywave Cannon- 70,000 Damage, 7,000 MIN Damage, 200% inflicts Confusion, 100% inflicts Mindblasted, 1 hit against 20,000, Psychic or Psychic & Technology, 100,000 MP
Frustum Missiles- 70,000 Damage, This action's Damage dealt is multiplied by the number of times an attack named 'Frustum Missiles' has targeted each of its target (checked seperately for each target), 1 hit against 500,000, Technology or Technology & Destruction or Technology & Fate, 5,000,000 MP
Bizzarko Claw- 71,000 Damage, 200% inflicts Electrocuted, 400% inflicts Paralyzed, The Dodge of Mindshadows is halved against this action, This action ignores Dodge bonuses from Constant Effects and buffs whose name includes 'Incorporeal', This action ignores Dodge bonuses from Psychic-element buffs, Electrical or Technology & Electrical or Electrical & Formus, 3,000,000 MP
Drive Boost- Caster gains +50,000 AGI, lasts 5 rounds, stacks 5 times, Technology or Technology & Electrical, 2,000,000 MP
Geo-Ruin Ray- 70,000 Damage, This attack may destroy any number of Zones created by sources below Level 60, dealing an additional 900,000 Damage for each such Zone destroyed, Earth & Destruction & Psychic, 5,000,000 MP
Flood Cannon- 70,000 Damage, 100% inflicts Fatigued: Stun, 50% inflicts Drowning, Caster may (to a total of 5 across both options) create Zones of Water and change (Zones or Phantom Terrains) created by sources below Level 60 into Zones of Water, 1 hit against 20,000, Water or Water & Physical or Water & Technology, 2,000,000 MP
Shield Projection- Damage caster takes from sources below Level 60 is halved, does not stack, lasts 7 rounds, Warding & Psychic & Technology, 6,000,000 MP
Where The Fuck Are You Fuckers!?- Caster summons 20 entities from the Enemy List whose name includes 'Tribulationist' who are normally fightable for drops, Fury, 1,000,000 MP
Zonal Seizure- Caster obtains control of all Zones in target battlespace, Earth or Law or Chaos, 2,000,000 MP
Psi-Frenzy Lure-Bubble- All Psychic-element summons become uncontrolled and gain +43,000 to all stats, Psychic & Technology, 3,000,000 MP
Establish Zone- Caster creates a Zone of any base element, Earth & Air & Fire & Water & Light & Darkness & Magic & Technology & Psychic & Physical & Energy & Acid & Ice & Electrical & Metal & War, 2,000 MP
Mass-Deploy Zones- Caster creates up to 200 copies of any Zone of any base element that possessor is owner of, replicating all effects that are attached to said Zone that come from sources below Level 60, Earth & Air & Fire & Water & Light & Darkness & Magic & Technology & Psychic & Physical & Energy & Acid & Ice & Electrical & Metal & War, 200,000 MP
Mistspace Maze- Caster adds an effect to target Zone controlled by either caster or an individual below Level 60 that stacks 3 times that gives all entities in said Zone except caster and caster's allies -86% To Hit, Aether & Psychic & Air, 7,000,000 MP
Local Geomancy: Terrors of the City- If the terrain or Phantom Terrain is 'City', caster summons 50 uncontrolled Mindshadows below Level 50 that are normally fightable for drops on the Enemy List, This action counts as involving a Geomancy Spell, Psychic, 1,000,000 MP
Experimental Psi-Weapons- 55,000 Damage, 550% inflicts a random minor negative status effect, 330% inflicts a random moderate negative status effect, 1 hit against 40,000, Psychic, 3,000,000 MP
Drops-
1,800,000 Gold
180,000 XP

*Sandor Angertemple
Level 48 Boss
Human, Water & Fire & Physical
HP- 330,500,000
MP- 310,000,000
STR- 59,000
AGI- 59,000
CON- 59,000
MIN- 54,000
SPI- 54,500
XP- 0
Defense- 24,000
Defense against Stat Damage- 7,900
Critical Chance- 96%
Resilience- 96%
To Hit- 196%
Dodge- 96%
Resistances and Immunities- None
Prime Attribute- Strength
Constant Effects-
Lord Mayor of Fastdefense- Possessor may summon 5 Humans below Level 20 at the start of each round that are normally fightable for drops on the Enemy List, Possessor's allies may use possessor's Level instead of their own when checking if they can bypass immunities, Possessor's allies' Physical element actions gain '25% inflicts Instant Death on targets below Level 80 that are not Immune to Wounded', Boss Effect
Worships Mark Lakesight- Possessor is a Devout Worshipper of Mark Lakesight, God of Lakes, Constant Effect
Abilities-
Brutal Combat- 68,000 Damage, 200% inflicts Wounded: Maimed, 200% inflicts Wounded, 200% inflicts Wounded: Bleeding, Physical, 0 MP
Grapple Your Right Back Tooth With His Left Small Toe- 120% inflicts Paralyzed, 120% inflicts Confusion, Physical, 0 MP
"I Recommend that You Locate Lakes"- Target is afflicted with an instance of Charm: Wanderlust that cannot be cured or auto-recovered from until its possessor is in a Zone of Water, Target has a 25% chance of being afflicted with Instant Death if not Immune to Drowning if in a Zone of Water, Water or Air, 1,000,000 MP
Send Body Part Flying Off In A Bloody Arc- 70,000 Damage, inflicts Wounded: Maimed, target loses a random weapon or accessory slot if not Immune to Wounded, 25% inflicts Instant Death on targets below Level 80 that are not Immune to Wounded, Physical, 1,000,000 MP
Drops-
1,225,000 Gold
122,500 XP

[Aeromage]

I get the feeling if he didn't get wrecked by his terrible gambling choices, he'd be a much, much bigger problem.

Twice the Orlue
Suppressive fire is automatic and uncontrollable, and probably kills off the gang! Except Volatilis, who is immune to him. And then kills him with the Discs.


Sandor Angertemple
People are probably dead. Volatilis gets on that with its Sanctum of the Beginning.

Sanctum of the Beginning- (Item, Property, Earth & Air & Fire & Water & Void & Life & Light & Darkness, 400,000,000 Gold) Entities below Level 90 that are not greater Level than wielder may not stop wielder from summoning, Wielder may resurrect an entity killed by a source below Level 80 at the start of each round, Wielder must be Level 40 or greater

Then, Sandor's fight is interrupted: Island bearing sudden death via Discs. Also his summons do the now-traditional self-slapping dance that ends in explosions.



New Defeats

Murphy's Mother
Beggirath the Sunknight
The Toothy Terror of Pardman Strait
Jacob Threst
Pete
Azmorgund of the Elder Runes
No-Heart
Lady Glacia, Star Freezer
Paul Hammer
The Serpent Walshandeth
Bessie LaGrand
Lady Bemberfress
Nathan Hapmann
Ami Weste
Azral Hinderdrak
Lady Amard
Lord Eamonn
Tristriana the Wandering Seer
Count Luciano of Symvektria
Joyful Magus Abshallom
Doctor Harold Ghomass
Walleil Sondreideigo
Dr. Orbo Breyl
Lord Grezman
Ernesto the Dwarven Chef
Freeg Gzeet
Brocksarr Seibooth
Clancy
Ghost-Bandit Khalez Mafaar
Local Horse
Lord Masterburnn
Ilyri Mazenden
Slick Dick

[The Nottest of Daves]

ROUND 49
THE GRAND DERPFEST

*Darestone (Beta-Negaverse Nega-Darston, Level 49 Version)
Level 49 Boss
Humanoid, Spatial
HP- 42,100,000
MP- 41,219,000
STR- 51,008
AGI- 42,500
CON- 41,100
MIN- 20,850
SPI- 38,500
XP- 0
Defense- 24,100
Defense against Stat Damage- 7,200
Critical Chance- 195%
Resilience- 90%
To Hit- 190%
Dodge- 80%
Resistances and Immunities- Psychic Immunity, Water Immunity, Drowning Immunity
Prime Attribute- Strength
Constant Effects-
Derpfest Commander- Possessor's allies' stats and HP are halved as a non-stacking effect that does not stack with the abilities of other individuals that are named 'Derpfest Commander', Possessor summons 1 Fun Armadillo at the start of every round, Boss Effect
Kinda Very Random- Possessor has a 50% chance of acting as though afflicted with the status effect Confusion, Constant Effect
Cross-Eyed- Possessor gains -20% To Hit, Constant Effect
Abilities-
Daring Stone Punch!- 72,100 Damage, 80% inflicts Charm: Impressed, this action reveals this ability's stat line to each of its targets, Earth & Physical, 0 MP
Flex- 100% inflicts Charm: Impressed, 1 hit against 50, Physical, 0 MP
Run Around Pretending To Be A Submarine- 100% inflicts Confusion, 100% inflicts Confusion: Facepalming Too Hard, 1 hit against 50, Water & Physical, 0 MP
Issue A Dare- Target is assigned an individual in the same battle as target by caster; if said target's next action does not target said individual, said target is afflicted with Stat Drain: SPI Drain and caster may counter said action with any of caster's possible actions (but may only target said target), does not stack, Air, 15,000 MP
I'm A Car! Beep Beep!- Target becomes a passenger of caster, who obtains a passenger capacity of one, Physical & Air, 100,000 MP
Drops-
612,500 Gold
61,250 XP

[Aeromage]

THE ADVENT OF DERP

Darestone x3
The big ol' derp gets instadeathed by the Discs. Followed by his armadillo.


New Defeats

Murphy's Mother
Beggirath the Sunknight
The Toothy Terror of Pardman Strait
Jacob Threst
Pete
Azmorgund of the Elder Runes
No-Heart
Lady Glacia, Star Freezer
Paul Hammer
The Serpent Walshandeth
Bessie LaGrand
Lady Bemberfress
Nathan Hapmann
Ami Weste
Azral Hinderdrak
Lady Amard
Lord Eamonn
Tristriana the Wandering Seer
Count Luciano of Symvektria
Joyful Magus Abshallom
Doctor Harold Ghomass
Walleil Sondreideigo
Dr. Orbo Breyl
Lord Grezman
Ernesto the Dwarven Chef
Freeg Gzeet
Brocksarr Seibooth
Clancy
Ghost-Bandit Khalez Mafaar
Local Horse
Lord Masterburnn
Ilyri Mazenden
Slick Dick

[The Nottest of Daves]

ROUND 50
It's DISCOUNT TIME

*Discount King
Level 50 Boss
Human & Golem, Wealth & Commerce & Nobility
HP- 350,000,000
MP- 350,000,000
STR- 55,000
AGI- 58,000
CON- 61,000
MIN- 58,000
SPI- 61,000
XP- 0
Defense- 25,000
Defense against Stat Damage- 8,000
Critical Chance- 100%
Resilience- 100%
To Hit- 200%
Dodge- 100%
Resistances and Immunities- Absorbs Wealth, Absorbs Commerce, Physical Immunity, Magic Immunity, Technology Immunity, Psychic Immunity, Immune to Pain, Confusion, Impaired, Poison, and Diseased, 100% Minor Status Effect Resistance, 50% Moderate Status Effect Resistance, 5% Major Status Effect Resistance
Prime Attribute- Spirit or Constitution
Constant Effects-
The KING Of Discounts- Possessor's allies gain a quantity of Defense against Gold Damage equal to their Defense times 10, Possessor's allies Defense against Gold Damage is doubled, Possessor's allies' spell and ability MP, HP, Gold, XP, and stat costs are halved, Boss Effect
Nobody Can Resist these Discounts!- Possessor summons 10 Humans or Humanoids from the Enemy List that are below Level 50 and are normally fightable for drops at the start of each round, Max 200 summoned, Possessor ignores the Resistances, Immunities, Reflections, and Absorptions of individuals below Level 50, Constant Effect
Feel the Savings!- Possessor's allies' spells and abilities cost 200,000,000 MP less, Constant Effect
Check Out How Much We've Saved!- Possessor gains 500,000,000 Temporary Gold at the start of battle, Constant Effect
Abilities-
Falling Prices- 77,000 Damage, 1,800,000 Gold Damage, Wealth or Commerce, 0 MP
The King Slashing Costs!- 77,000 Damage, 1,800,000 Gold Damage, 100% inflicts Wounded, Wealth or Commerce or Nobility, 0 MP
Killer Prices!- 18,375,000 Gold Damage, Target is killed if below Level 60 if it reaches 0 Gold, Wealth or Commerce, 0 MP
Crazy Discounts!- Spells cost target 5,000 less MP to cast, 25% inflicts Insanity, Wealth or Commerce or Psychic, 0 MP
Our Very Special Payment Plan!- Spells cost target Gold to cast instead of MP, with said change taking place before discounts to MP cost are applied, Wealth or Commerce, 0 MP
No One Can Match Our Discounts!- Target ignores all MP cost reductions to spell costs from sources that are not possessor, Wealth or Commerce, 0 MP
Super Savings!- Each time target casts a spell or uses an ability that has its MP cost reduced, target obtains a bonus to all stats equal to (said reduction's amount / 10, to a max of 1,000,000 points) with said buff not stacking and the buffs it provides not stacking, these buffs disappear at the end of battle in a boss rush, Wealth or Commerce, 0 MP
But NOW And Save!- Target is forced to purchase a temporary copy of a selected item worth under 100,000,000 Gold that is in stock in the Shop for half its listed value if target has enough Gold to do so and is not Immune to Charm or Dominion, Wealth or Commerce or Psychic, 0 MP
Here's A Free Sample!- Caster replicates the effect of a consumable worth under 100,000,000 Gold that is in stock in the Shop, Wealth or Commerce, 0 MP
The King's Got Every Discount!- Caster changes the MP cost of target spell or ability into an MP, HP, Gold, or XP cost equal to 90% of its present value, does not stack or incorporate itself into its effect's calculations, Wealth or Commerce, 0 MP
50% Off!- Target obtains -50% To Hit, Dodge, Critical, and Resilience, does not stack, Wealth or Commerce, 0 MP
Discount Overcrash!- Target's may use an Overcrash once at no cost without setting its MP to 0, this ability may be used a max of once per thread across all individuals and cannot be replicated, Wealth or Commerce, 330,500,000 HP
Drops-
1,250,000 Gold
125,000 XP