The Road To Capbreaking Pt. 5: Rushing

[Aeromage]

SPOOKYTIME COMETH

Clancy
This guy is apparently terrifying. Although not so much at this level-band.
Fortunately, there are no Traps worth anything that he can use. The Discs activate, and the serial killer is offed.


Ghost-Bandit Khalez Mafaar
You'd think being dead would be an incentive to retire. Or maybe he turned to crime after dying?
His Immunities and the like are ignored, and he's afflicted with Instant Death via the Discs. However that works on a ghost.
The Ghosts are killed immediately after via nuking and slapping each other.


Leeros Isrentil
Leeros can pull some of what Volatilis is doing at a lower level! Volatilis shows how it's really done. Then the Discs kill him.


New Defeats

Murphy's Mother
Beggirath the Sunknight
The Toothy Terror of Pardman Strait
Jacob Threst
Pete
Azmorgund of the Elder Runes
No-Heart
Lady Glacia, Star Freezer
Paul Hammer
The Serpent Walshandeth
Bessie LaGrand
Lady Bemberfress
Nathan Hapmann
Ami Weste
Azral Hinderdrak
Lady Amard
Lord Eamonn
Tristriana the Wandering Seer
Count Luciano of Symvektria
Joyful Magus Abshallom
Doctor Harold Ghomass
Walleil Sondreideigo
Dr. Orbo Breyl
Lord Grezman
Ernesto the Dwarven Chef
Freeg Gzeet
Brocksarr Seibooth
Clancy
Ghost-Bandit Khalez Mafaar

[The Nottest of Daves]

ROUND 31
New Contestants Local Horse and Lord Masterburnn take the stage!

*Lady Doreen
Level 31 Boss
Human, Magic
HP- 157,260,000
MP- 156,400,000
STR- 23,100
AGI- 22,000
CON- 23,000
MIN- 25,200
SPI- 25,000
XP- 0
Defense- 10,600
Defense against Stat Damage- 3,100
Critical Chance- 60%
Resilience- 60%
To Hit- 160%
Dodge- 60%
Resistances and Immunities- Aerial Immunity, 50% Magic Resistance, 50% Physical Resistance, 61% Minor Status Effect Resistance, 31% Moderate Status Effect Resistance
Prime Attribute- Spirit or Agility
Constant Effects-
Collector of Rare Avian Specimens- Possessor may summon 2 Aerials that are Level 40 or lower and normally fightable for drops on the Enemy List at the start of each round, Possessor's allies have their stats, HP, MP, and Damage dealt doubled, Boss Effect
Away on a Business Trip- Possessor may choosen, at the beginning of battle, to be untargettable for the first three round of battle, being unable to target opponents during those rounds, to summon a copy of Julian from the Boss List, to summon 20 Aerials below Level 20 from the Enemy List that are normally fightable for drops, and, at the start of the second round of battle, to summon a Level 60 or lower Aerial from the Enemy List that is normally fightable for drops that possesses 100 times its normal listed HP and MP, Constant Effect
Noble Lady- Individuals of lower Level than possessor who are not Immune to Charm have a 50% chance of failing to target possessor with offensive actions, Constant Effect
Abilities-
Fling Greataxe- 30,000 Damage, 60% may inflict Wounded, Physical or Physical & Air, 0 MP
Ward Ring- +100,000 Defense, does not stack, Magic, 1,000,000 MP
Umbrellamissile- 31,000 Damage, This action deals double Damage to targets in the back row (to a max of 30,000,000 added Damage), Technology, 10,000,000 MP
Magic Wonderbag- Caster replicates the effect of any Consumable worth under 40,000,000 Gold that is in stock in the Shop, Wonder, 300,000 MP
Direct- Target gains an action immediately after this one, Air, 20,000 MP
Suprising Tactics- Caster's allies obtain +25,000 to all stats and gain an additional action immediately after this action, This action may only be used once per thread and cannot be countered, Air, 60,000 MP
Call in a Favor from the Navy- 25,000 Damage, 3 hits against 5,000, Water & Technology, 3,000,000 Gold
Momento From her Days with the Chairman of the Mages' Association- Caster replicates the effect of an ability performable by an entity on the Enemy List that is below Level 50 and normally fightable for drops, doing so as though a copy of said entity were performing said action, This ability may be used once per battle, Magic & Fire & Light, 50,000,000 MP
Drops-
813,750 Gold
81,375 XP

*Local Horse
Level 31 Boss
Human, Sonic
HP- 103,101,400
MP- 102,251,804
STR- 23,200
AGI- 23,500
CON- 23,500
MIN- 23,500
SPI- 22,900
XP- 0
Defense- 10,500
Defense against Stat Damage- 3,000
Critical Chance- 60%
Resilience- 60%
To Hit- 160%
Dodge- 60%
Resistances and Immunities- Reflects Sonic, 50% Physical Resistance, 50% Technology Resistance, 50% Darkness Resistance, 50% Electrical Resistance, 62% Minor Status Effect Resistance, 31% Moderate Status Effect Resistance
Prime Attribute- Mind
Constant Effects-
Local Rapper Local Horse- Possessor's Animal allies have their stats and Damage dealt doubled, possessor's opponents actions that include Bardic Music have a 50% chance of failing, Boss Effect
And His Horse, Local Rapper- At the start of the thread, possessor summons *Local Rapper from the Boss List, Boss Effect
Till I'm Ho(a)rse- Each time possessor acts, if possessor is not afflicted with Impaired: Mute and is not an Animal, possessor has a 25% chance of immediately gaining an additional action immediately after said action, to a max of 200 additional actions per round, Constant Effect
Abilities-
Three Courses from the Horse- 30,000 Damage, 3 hits against 1, this action counts as involving the casting of an Unarmed Technique spell, this action's Prime Attribute is Strength, Physical or Physical & Air & Metal, 0 MP
Custom Trollslayer Magnum- 30,000 Damage, Targets obtain a non-stacking debuff that lasts 3 rounds that makes its possessor unable to regenerate, this action's Prime Attribute is Agility, Fire & Technology, 0 MP
Self-Titled Album- 30,000 Damage, May Heal, 1 hit against 3,000, this action counts as involving the casting of a Bardic Music spell, Sonic, 0 MP
Local Rapping Horse- Target *Local Rapper from the Boss List deals double Damage with its next attack as a non-stacking buff, this action counts as involving the casting of a Bardic Music spell, Earth & Fire & Sonic, 200,000 MP
Local Whores- 300% inflicts Charm, 1 hit against 3,000, Caster may choose to regenerate 30,000,000 HP at the end of this action, this action counts as involving the casting of a Bardic Music spell, Fire & Sonic, 300,000 MP
High Horse- Target *Local Rapper from the Boss List, if not afflicted with Confusion: High, Regenerates 100,000,000 HP and is afflicted with Confusion: High, this action counts as involving the casting of a Bardic Music spell, Earth, 300,000 MP
Dark Horse- Target acquires a non-stacking buff that makes its next attack, if it would have a 50% or greater chance of being Dodged or of Missing, have its To Hit doubled, this action counts as involving the casting of a Bardic Music spell, Darkness & Sonic, 300,000 MP
Horse Wrapping Locale- Target *Local Rapper from the Boss List acquires a non-stacking buff that triples its possessor's stats and makes its possessor a Santa, this action counts as involving the casting of a Bardic Music spell, Ice & Hope, 5,000,000 MP
Local Horus- 30,000 Damage, 200% inflicts Burning and Awestruck, 5% inflicts Smitten, this action counts as involving the casting of a Bardic Music spell, Fire & Light or Fire & Light & Sonic, 5,000,000 MP
Hoarse Local Rapping- Target opponent's action, provided said opponent is Level 60 or lower, fails, and, provided said action fails, caster immediately gains 10 actions, after the last of which, caster is afflicted with Impaired: Mute; This ability may be used as a preemptive counter to an action that involves an opponent casting a spell, this action counts as involving the casting of a Bardic Music spell, Air & Sonic & Agony, 5,000,000 MP
In the Mouth!?- Target opponent's action, provided said opponent is Level 60 or lower, fails, and, that opponent and all of its allies are afflicted with Smitten and Confusion; This ability may be used as a preemptive counter to an action that would scan the stats of an allied *Local Rapper from the Boss List, with this action having a 50% chance of failing unless said *Local Rapper is afflicted with a Horse Wrapping Locale buff, this action counts as involving the casting of a Bardic Music spell, Divine & Fury & Sonic, 5,000,000 MP
Drops-
542,500 Gold
54,250 XP

*Local Rapper
Level 31 Sub-Boss Summon
Animal, Sonic
HP- 100,504,201
MP- 89,704,332
STR- 23,500
AGI- 23,500
CON- 23,200
MIN- 21,100
SPI- 22,100
XP- 0
Defense- 10,000
Defense against Stat Damage- 3,000
Critical Chance- 60%
Resilience- 60%
To Hit- 160%
Dodge- 60%
Resistances and Immunities- 50% Sonic Resistance, 50% Physical Resistance, 50% Technology Resistance, 50% Darkness Resistance, 50% Electrical Resistance, 62% Minor Status Effect Resistance, 31% Moderate Status Effect Resistance
Prime Attribute- Strength
Constant Effects-
Local Horse Local Rapper- Possessor's turn-order-determining stat sum is doubled for turn-order-determining purposes as a non-stacking effect on rounds following rounds in which a Bardic Music spell was cast, Boss Effect
And His Rapper, Local Horse- Possessor's summoner's Dodge is doubled while possessor is present in the same battlespace, Boss Effect
Can't Force the Horse- The first time per round that possessor or possessor's controller would be afflicted with Charm or Dominion, it instead isn't, Constant Effect
Abilities-
Neigh Loudly Into the Mic- 30,000 Damage, 100% inflicts Impaired: Deaf, Air or Sonic or Technology & Sonic, 0 MP
Force-Blast Eyes- 30,000 Damage, 200% inflicts Fatigued: Stun, 1 hit against 2, Physical & Astral, 0 MP
Shoe Toss! (Followed by Audience Dogpile!)- 30,000 Damage, 5 hits against 1, this action counts as involving 50 Human allies and 5 Animal allies, Air & Physical, 100,000 MP
Lethal Sugar Cube- 30,000 Damage, 100% inflicts Poison, 25% inflicts Instant Death, Light & Toxin, 1,000,000 MP
Drops-
542,500 Gold
54,250 XP

*Lord Masterburnn
Level 31 Boss
Human, Earth
HP- 50,235,800
MP- 50,848,926
STR- 21,002
AGI- 22,800
CON- 21,000
MIN- 20,000
SPI- 21,500
XP- 0
Defense- 10,000
Defense against Stat Damage- 3,000
Critical Chance- 50%
Resilience- 60%
To Hit- 160%
Dodge- 50%
Resistances and Immunities- 50% Air Resistance, 50% Tacky Resistance, 60% Minor Status Effect Resistance, 30% Moderate Status Effect Resistance
Prime Attribute- Agility
Constant Effects-
Bizarre, Once-In-A-Blue-Moon-Trendsetting Noble- Possessor may, at the start of each round, summon up to 1 Human that is below Level 30 and normally fightable for drops on the Enemy List; On rounds 46 and 47, possessor's allies have their stats, Damage dealt, and Resilience tripled, and possessor may instead summon up to 500 Humans, Animals, Elementals, Fae, and/or Golems that are below Level 51 and normally fightable for drops on the Enemy List, Max 5,000 summoned, Boss Effect
Golden Crotch-Octopus Defense!- Possessor gains +60% Resilience, Constant Effect
Abilities-
Noble Swordfighting- 30,000 Damage, this attack obtains +60% To Hit, Physical or Air or Physical & Air, 0 MP
Yodeling Gun Shaped Like An Obese Vulture Carved from Mahagony and Inlaid with Aquamarines and Rose Gold- 30,000 Damage, 80% inflicts Confusion, 30% inflicts Confusion: Fear, Technology or Air & Tacky, 0 MP
Investment Opportunities!- 300,000 Gold Damage, Tacky, 0 MP
Crotch-Octopus Combo-Juggle- 30,000 Damage, 88% inflicts Fatigued: Stun, 8 hits against 1, Earth & Water & Physical, 10,000 MP
Octo-Force, Assemble!- 30,000 Damage, 8 hits against 88,888, this action is not counterable by individuals below Level 20 and counts as involving 888 allied entities that possess both the subtype Robot and the subtype Aquatic, Earth & Water & Magic, 100,000 MP
Octo-Tea- 30,000 Damage, Heals, Cures 5 minor or moderate negative status effects, Water & Magic & Fire, 100,000 MP
Drops-
271,250 Gold
27,125 XP

[Aeromage]

OFF WE GO

Lady Doreen
Oh hey, it's Julian's... grandmother? Something like that. Volatilis has her choose to not be away on a business trip, and she dies to the Discs. Her birds follow soon after.


Local Horse
What is it with all these horse-based Nexus musical artists, seriously.
He summons his horse, Local Rapper! Then he dies to Disc-based death.
Local Horse Local Rapper dies soon afterward.


Lord Masterburnn
Well, he's certainly a man of taste. Of the questionable variety. There's no accounting for it.
He chooses not to summon! His crotch-octopus avails him naught! The Discs kill him before he can bring his bizarre overwrought gun to bear!



New Defeats

Murphy's Mother
Beggirath the Sunknight
The Toothy Terror of Pardman Strait
Jacob Threst
Pete
Azmorgund of the Elder Runes
No-Heart
Lady Glacia, Star Freezer
Paul Hammer
The Serpent Walshandeth
Bessie LaGrand
Lady Bemberfress
Nathan Hapmann
Ami Weste
Azral Hinderdrak
Lady Amard
Lord Eamonn
Tristriana the Wandering Seer
Count Luciano of Symvektria
Joyful Magus Abshallom
Doctor Harold Ghomass
Walleil Sondreideigo
Dr. Orbo Breyl
Lord Grezman
Ernesto the Dwarven Chef
Freeg Gzeet
Brocksarr Seibooth
Clancy
Ghost-Bandit Khalez Mafaar
Local Horse
Lord Masterburnn

[The Nottest of Daves]

And now we get boring for a while!

ROUND 32

*The Curse Woman
Level 32 Boss
Undead, Darkness
HP- 111,111,111
MP- 111,111,111
STR- 25,500
AGI- 24,800
CON- 26,100
MIN- 23,100
SPI- 26,600
XP- 0
Defense- 11,200
Defense against Stat Damage- 3,300
Critical Chance- 60%
Resilience- 60%
To Hit- 160%
Dodge- 60%
Resistances and Immunities- Absorbs Darkness, Technology Immunity, Physical Immunity, Immune to Minor and Moderate status effects, Immune to Stat Damage
Prime Attribute- Spirit
Constant Effects-
Living Rumor- Possessor gains the subtype Horror, Possessor obtains +64% Dodge against individuals who have not scanned possessor's stats, Possessor cannot be killed by individuals below Level 40 who have not scanned possessor's stats, Possessor gain '50% inflicts Instant Death' against individuals who have not scanned possessor's stats, Boss Effect
Incorporeal- Possessor gains +64% Dodge, Constant Effect
Lives in the Mirror- Possessor gains +64% Dodge, Possessor inflicts Cursed on any individual who Damages possessor who does not possesses three or more different positive status effects, Constant Effect
Abilities-
Black Hand Prints- 33,000 Damage, 3,300 SPI Damage, 100% inflicts Voidstruck, 200% inflicts Hexed, Darkness, 0 MP
Dreams of Blood- 5,500 SPI Damage, 5,500 MIN Damage, inflicts Fatigued: Asleep, inflicts Confusion: Fear, Darkness or Blood, 1,000,000 MP
Pull through the Mirror- Inflicts Vanished on target individual who does not possess any positive status effects, Spatial & Darkness, 10,000,000 MP
Terrible Curse- -5,500 to any three stats, inflicts Hexed, stacks 3 times, Darkness & Magic, 1,000,000 MP
Laughter- Removes all buffs present on opponents, Caster's opponents cannot inflict debuffs on caster if they possess any debuffs other than this one, Darkness & Air, 5,000,000 MP
Vanish- Caster gains +60% Dodge for 2 rounds, does not stack, 10,000,000 MP
Drops-
560,00 Gold
56,000 XP

[Aeromage]

What a terrible night for it.

The Curse Woman (In Triple-Stereo)
Volatilis ignores her Darkness Immunity, and the Discs kill her off. Three times!


New Defeats

Murphy's Mother
Beggirath the Sunknight
The Toothy Terror of Pardman Strait
Jacob Threst
Pete
Azmorgund of the Elder Runes
No-Heart
Lady Glacia, Star Freezer
Paul Hammer
The Serpent Walshandeth
Bessie LaGrand
Lady Bemberfress
Nathan Hapmann
Ami Weste
Azral Hinderdrak
Lady Amard
Lord Eamonn
Tristriana the Wandering Seer
Count Luciano of Symvektria
Joyful Magus Abshallom
Doctor Harold Ghomass
Walleil Sondreideigo
Dr. Orbo Breyl
Lord Grezman
Ernesto the Dwarven Chef
Freeg Gzeet
Brocksarr Seibooth
Clancy
Ghost-Bandit Khalez Mafaar
Local Horse
Lord Masterburnn

[The Nottest of Daves]

ROUND 33

*Bouncer Seal
Level 33 Boss
Aquatic, Physical
HP- 117,304,000
MP- 102,000,000
STR- 28,100
AGI- 24,000
CON- 28,000
MIN- 16,000
SPI- 20,300
XP- 0
Defense- 11,300
Defense against Stat Damage- 3,200
Critical Chance- 55%
Resilience- 60%
To Hit- 160%
Dodge- 40%
Resistances and Immunities- 200% Psychic Weakness, Immune to all minor and moderate status effects, Immune to Stat Damage
Prime Attribute- Strength
Constant Effects-
Calling Down the Bluewar- Possessor's allies have their stats and Damage dealt doubled, Possessor cannot be harmed by non-Psychic-element attacks while possessor possesses allies, Possessor summons 6 Aquatics below Level 30 from the Enemy List at the start of the round every 5 rounds, Boss EffectAbilities-
Abilities-
Toss to the Curb- 30,000 Damage, Target is removed from all zones, Physical, 0 MP
Dougong? YOU'RE WRONG! (I'm Not Even A Manatee...)- 30,000 Damage, this action may only be used in response to an action that would scan its possessor's stats as a pre-emptive counter, 80% target's action is cancelled, Physical, 100 MP
Bouncing Bodyslam- 30,000 Damage, 100% inflicts Fatigued: Stun, 1 hit against 5, Physical & Air, 1,000 MP
Time to Bounce!- Unsummons all opposing summon, each such summon's summon is dealt 10,000,000 Flat Physical element Damage for each such summon unsummoned, Physical or Water, 10,000,000 MP
Drops-
577,500 Gold
57,750 XP

[Aeromage]

LET'S BOUNCE

Bouncer Seal (x3)
Incredibly straightforward. The DIscs fire off, and it dies.


New Defeats

Murphy's Mother
Beggirath the Sunknight
The Toothy Terror of Pardman Strait
Jacob Threst
Pete
Azmorgund of the Elder Runes
No-Heart
Lady Glacia, Star Freezer
Paul Hammer
The Serpent Walshandeth
Bessie LaGrand
Lady Bemberfress
Nathan Hapmann
Ami Weste
Azral Hinderdrak
Lady Amard
Lord Eamonn
Tristriana the Wandering Seer
Count Luciano of Symvektria
Joyful Magus Abshallom
Doctor Harold Ghomass
Walleil Sondreideigo
Dr. Orbo Breyl
Lord Grezman
Ernesto the Dwarven Chef
Freeg Gzeet
Brocksarr Seibooth
Clancy
Ghost-Bandit Khalez Mafaar
Local Horse
Lord Masterburnn

[The Nottest of Daves]

ROUND 34

*Annabelle Lachren
Level 34 Boss
Human, Magic
HP- 123,000,000
MP- 124,000,000
STR- 25,500
AGI- 24,800
CON- 26,100
MIN- 29,000
SPI- 29,600
XP- 0
Defense- 11,200
Defense against Stat Damage- 3,300
Critical Chance- 60%
Resilience- 60%
To Hit- 168%
Dodge- 60%
Resistances and Immunities- Magic Immunity
Prime Attribute- Spirit or Mind
Constant Effects-
Mages' Academy Receptionist- Possessor may summon 5 Magic element Humans at the start of each round that are below Level 40 and normally fightable for drops on the Enemy List, Possessor, at the start of battle, may choose to gain 50 weeks worth of Spell-based class abilities, ignoring Gold costs but respecting prerequisites, Possessor's allies have their MIN and SPI doubled, Boss Effect
Imperial Mages' Academy Defense Field- Possessor is Immune to actions that include spells or that have been replicated due to spells, Constant Effect
Has Acess to the Mages' Academy Spell Database- Possessor may perform 'Magical Attack' and 'Cast a Spell' actions from the Ability Shop, incorporating any one in-stock spell worth under 40,000,000 Gold into each, Possessor counts as having a Magical Attack bonus of 40,000, Constant Effect
Abilities-
Mana Bolt- 36,000 Damage, Magic, 0 MP
Mana Rain- 35,000 Damage, 1 hit against 30,000, Magic, 10,000 MP
Mass Dis-Buff- Caster removes 60 target buffs from sources below Level 60, Magic, 10,000 MP
Mass Dis-Summon- Caster unsummons 60 target summons that are below Level 60, Magic, 10,000 MP
Mass Dis-Debuff- Caster removes 60 target debuffs from sources below Level 60, Magic, 10,000 MP
Drops-
595,00 Gold
59,500 XP

[Aeromage]

Hello, reception? I'd like to speak to the manager.

Annabelle Lachren x3
Annabelle is directed to not choose to gain spell-based class abilities, as that might mess things up somehow. The Discs kill her instantly, and her summons are mopped up without issue after.


New Defeats

Murphy's Mother
Beggirath the Sunknight
The Toothy Terror of Pardman Strait
Jacob Threst
Pete
Azmorgund of the Elder Runes
No-Heart
Lady Glacia, Star Freezer
Paul Hammer
The Serpent Walshandeth
Bessie LaGrand
Lady Bemberfress
Nathan Hapmann
Ami Weste
Azral Hinderdrak
Lady Amard
Lord Eamonn
Tristriana the Wandering Seer
Count Luciano of Symvektria
Joyful Magus Abshallom
Doctor Harold Ghomass
Walleil Sondreideigo
Dr. Orbo Breyl
Lord Grezman
Ernesto the Dwarven Chef
Freeg Gzeet
Brocksarr Seibooth
Clancy
Ghost-Bandit Khalez Mafaar
Local Horse
Lord Masterburnn

[The Nottest of Daves]

ROUND 35

*Ellyr Heiz
Level 35 Boss
Human, Magic
HP- 111,205,000
MP- 131,400,000
STR- 22,000
AGI- 26,000
CON- 22,000
MIN- 31,200
SPI- 31,200
XP- 0
Defense- 13,000
Defense against Stat Damage- 3,900
Critical Chance- 35%
Resilience- 35%
To Hit- 135%
Dodge- 35%
Resistances and Immunities- 35% Magic Resistance, 70% Minor Status Effect Resistance, 35% Moderate Status Effect Resistance
Prime Attribute- Spirit
Constant Effects-
Summoner- Possessor's summons have their stats and Damage dealt doubled, Boss Effect
Rapid Summoning- Possessor may summon up to 5 entities that are normally fightable for drops that are below Level 35 at the start of each round, Max 30 summoned, Constant Effect
Summon Wardings- Possessor gains +13,000 Defense and +2,000 Defense against Stat Damage for each summon that possessor possesses (to a max of 200 summons), Constant Effect
Abilities-
Summoner's Knife- 33,000 Damage, this attack deals double Damage to summons below Level 30, Magic & Physical, 0 MP
Summon- Caster summons up to 5 entities that are normally fightable for drops that are below Level 35 at the start of each round, Max 200 summoned, Magic, 0 MP
Fading Call Assortment- Replicates the effect of any ability performable by an entity on the enemy list that is below Level 30, below caster's Level, and normally fightable for drops, doing so as though said entity is performing said ability, Magic, 2,000,000 MP
Scan Summon- Scans target summon's stats, Magic, 10,000 MP
Direct Summon- Target summon gains an action immediately after this one, Magic, 100,000 MP
Bolster Summon- Target summon gains +30,000 to all stats, stacks 5 times, Magic, 200,000 MP
Unsummon- Unsummons target summon below Level 40, Magic, 100,000 MP
Redirect Damage from Summon- Damage dealt to target summon by sources below Level 40 is redirected to a chosen ally of said summon (where said ally is chosen at the time of this buff's placement), Magic, 600,000 MP
Drops-
612,500 Gold
61,250 XP

*Keeper_Of_Rings
Level 35 Boss
Robot, Magic
HP- 190,200,005
MP- 176,220,308
STR- 27,500
AGI- 28,700
CON- 28,500
MIN- 31,080
SPI- 28,900
XP- 0
Defense- 13,100, +26,000 against Technology, +26,000 against Astral
Defense against Stat Damage- 3,900
Critical Chance- 60%
Resilience- 60%
To Hit- 160%
Dodge- 60%
Resistances and Immunities- 90% Technology Resistance, 90% Magic Resistance, Poison Immunity, Diseased Immunity, Paralyzed Immunity, Pain Immunity, Confusion Immunity, Impaired Immunity, Fatigued Immunity, 70% Minor Status Effect Resistance, 35% Moderate Status Effect Resistance
Prime Attribute- Mind
Constant Effects-
Conspirator- Possessor gains +30,000 MIN for each unique ally who possesses the ability 'Conspirator', Possessor's allies have their stats and Damage dealt doubled, Boss Effect
Conspiracy Transport- Possessor's allies gain a copy of the Constant Effect 'Ring Gates' possessed by possessor while possessor is present, Boss Effect
Alien Robot- Possessor gains the subtype Alien, Constant Effect
Magic Rings- Possessor gains +25,000 to all stats, Possessor counts as having 30 Ring accessories equipped, Constant Effect
Ring Gates- Possessor may enter any existing battlespace at the start of each round, Constant Effect
Ringlord- Possessor controls the actions of all lower-Level opponents who have any Ring accessories equipped, Constant Effect
Brought Low By the Sun Queen- Possessor takes 10x Damage from devout worshippers of Selereth Helios, Constant Effect
Abilities-
Ring Blast- 35,000 Damage, inflicts any one minor or moderate negative status effect, Magic or any combination of base elements, 0 MP
Ring Cage- Inflicts Paralyzed, This instance of Paralyzed possesses no natural per-round auto-recover chance, Magic & Technology, 0 MP
Debilitation Ring- -3,000 to all stats, stacks 12 times, Magic or Acid or Energy, 1,000,000 MP
Ring Shield- Target takes 5% less Damage, +13,000 Defense, Does not stack, Magic & Technology, 2,000,000 MP
Quicksilver Portal- Caster or a willing ally is transported to another battlespace that is part of the same battle so long as no individual in either battle who is 20 or more Levels above either caster or the highest-Level ally caster possesses who possesses a Boss Effect named 'Conspirator' in either the battlespace being exited or the battlespace being entered objects, Acid & Magic, 200,000 MP
Astral Ring- Target may target individuals in other battlespaces, Astral & Magic, 60,000,000 MP
Space-Ban- Unsummons target individual below Level 40, Astral & Psychic, 5,000,000 MP
Mind Control- Caster gains control of the actions of target individual below Level 20 who is not Immune to Dominion, Psychic, 10,000,000 MP
Drops-
918,000 Gold
91,800 XP

*Mousse Moose
Level 35 Boss
Animal, Acid
HP- 162,500,000
MP- 130,000,000
STR- 29,000
AGI- 25,100
CON- 31,000
MIN- 15,000
SPI- 18,000
XP- 0
Defense- 9,750
Defense against Stat Damage- 3,500
Critical Chance- 40%
Resilience- 70%
To Hit- 160%
Dodge- 40%
Resistances and Immunities- Absorbs Acid, Absorbs Water, Absorbs Food, Aerial Immunity, 90% Hope Resistance, Impaired Immunity, Pain Immunity, Fatigued Immunity, Disease Immunity, 70% Minor Status Effect Resistance, 35% Moderate Status Effect Resistance
Prime Attribute- Constitution + Strength
Constant Effects-
Edible- Possessor gains the subtypes Food and Ooze, The first quantity of Damage an individual deals to possessor each round is increased by (100,000 * the number of Chef abilities possessed by said individual), Individuals deal double HP Drain to possessor, Boss Effect
Must Be Chilled Overnight- Possessor is Immune to status effects and (debuffs that do not come from Ice-element actions) until a round has ended while possessor is afflicted with an Ice element debuff, Constant Effect
Strong and Noble Beast- Possessor gains +20,000 STR, +30,000 CON, +20,000 SPI, and +70% Resilience against attacks that do not deal HP Drain, Constant Effect
Abilities-
Mousse Antlers- 36,000 Damage, 100% may inflict Fatigued: Stun, 2 hits against 2, Physical or Acid or Water, 0 MP
Cranberry-Juice Breath- 36,000 Damage, -13,000 Defense, 1 hit against 3,000, stacks 200 times, Acid, 300,000 MP
This Attack is NUTS- 1,500 MIN Damage, -3,000 MIN, stacks 8 times, Psychic & Earth, 2,000,000 MP
Second Helping- Caster Regenerates 26,000,000 HP that was not lost to a source that possessed 1 or more 'Chef' abilities, Water & Acid, 3,000,000 MP
Drops-
612,500 Gold
61,250 XP

[Aeromage]

Variety!

Ellyr Heiz
The Discs activate and kill him! His summons perform the usual dance of summons in this thread, which is to say they slap each other while Volatilis nukes and/or Discs them.


Keeper_Of_Rings
Oh hey, it's this guy. The Doctor got a neat ability off him.
He dies to the Discs. Next!


Mousse Moose
Apparently immune to status effects! Volatilis, however, doesn't care because it ignores such things from that level. Discs fire, and down it goes.



New Defeats

Murphy's Mother
Beggirath the Sunknight
The Toothy Terror of Pardman Strait
Jacob Threst
Pete
Azmorgund of the Elder Runes
No-Heart
Lady Glacia, Star Freezer
Paul Hammer
The Serpent Walshandeth
Bessie LaGrand
Lady Bemberfress
Nathan Hapmann
Ami Weste
Azral Hinderdrak
Lady Amard
Lord Eamonn
Tristriana the Wandering Seer
Count Luciano of Symvektria
Joyful Magus Abshallom
Doctor Harold Ghomass
Walleil Sondreideigo
Dr. Orbo Breyl
Lord Grezman
Ernesto the Dwarven Chef
Freeg Gzeet
Brocksarr Seibooth
Clancy
Ghost-Bandit Khalez Mafaar
Local Horse
Lord Masterburnn

[The Nottest of Daves]

ROUND 36

*Lord Bloodfingers
Level 36 Boss
Undead, Darkness
HP- 155,000,000
MP- 134,600,000
STR- 32,800
AGI- 32,100
CON- 32,800
MIN- 32,100
SPI- 31,700
XP- 0
Defense- 13,900
Defense against Stat Damage- 4,200
Critical Chance- 72%
Resilience- 72%
To Hit- 172%
Dodge- 72%
Resistances and Immunities- Absorbs Darkness, Technology Immunity, Physical Immunity, Immune to Minor and Moderate status effects, Immune to Stat Damage
Prime Attribute- Strength or Spirit
Constant Effects-
Living Rumor- Possessor gains the subtype Horror, Possessor obtains +72% Dodge against individuals who have not scanned possessor's stats, Possessor cannot be killed by individuals below Level 50 who have not scanned possessor's stats, Possessor gain '50% inflicts Instant Death' against individuals who have not scanned possessor's stats, Boss Effect
He Came Into My House Wearing My Friend's Skin Like A Suit- At the start of battle, if possessor possesses more than one opponent, one of possessor's opponents who is below Level 40 and not Immune to Instant Death is set to be dead and its corpse is destroyed, Possessor gains copies of all buffs and summons that said individual possessed that came from sources below Level 80, Boss Effect
Inhuman Strength- Possessor obtains +32,000 STR, Constant Effect
Abilities-
Bloody Hands- 41,900 Damage, 4,000 CON Damage, inflicts Wounded: Bleeding, Darkness or Blood or Physical, 0 MP
Reaching Down Your Veins- 41,900 Damage, 4,100 CON Damage, 100% inflicts Wounded, 200% inflicts Pain, 25% inflicts Insanity, Blood or Darkness or Phyiscal, 0 MP
Skin Alive And Hang To Drain Dry- 41,000 Damage, Target's Defense is set to 0, Unequips all Armor on target, Inflicts Wounded: Maimed and Wounded: Bleeding, Only affects targets below Level 40, Blood or Darkness & Physical, 900,000 MP
Melt Into Blood- Caster loses all buffs and then gains +72% Dodge for 7 rounds, Blood or Darkness, 700,000 MP
Drops-
720,00 Gold
72,000 XP

[Aeromage]

SPOOKYTIME REDUX

Lord Bloodfingers x3
Fortunately, nobody's low enough level to get used as a suit. Also fortunately, Volatilis blows his protections and immunities to pieces, and unleashes the Discs on him. Down he goes.


New Defeats

Murphy's Mother
Beggirath the Sunknight
The Toothy Terror of Pardman Strait
Jacob Threst
Pete
Azmorgund of the Elder Runes
No-Heart
Lady Glacia, Star Freezer
Paul Hammer
The Serpent Walshandeth
Bessie LaGrand
Lady Bemberfress
Nathan Hapmann
Ami Weste
Azral Hinderdrak
Lady Amard
Lord Eamonn
Tristriana the Wandering Seer
Count Luciano of Symvektria
Joyful Magus Abshallom
Doctor Harold Ghomass
Walleil Sondreideigo
Dr. Orbo Breyl
Lord Grezman
Ernesto the Dwarven Chef
Freeg Gzeet
Brocksarr Seibooth
Clancy
Ghost-Bandit Khalez Mafaar
Local Horse
Lord Masterburnn

[The Nottest of Daves]

ROUND 37

*Marcus the Exploding Penguin
Level 37 Boss
Animal, Fire
HP- 163,000,000
MP- 163,000,000
STR- 31,500
AGI- 34,100
CON- 34,300
MIN- 33,500
SPI- 32,500
XP- 0
Defense- 14,000
Defense against Stat Damage- 4,000
Critical Chance- 74%
Resilience- 40%
To Hit- 174%
Dodge- 74%
Resistances and Immunities- Fire Immunity, 90% Magic Resistance, Immune to Minor and Moderate status effects, Immune to Stat Damage
Prime Attribute- Constitution
Constant Effects-
That Freaking Penguin- Possessor gains +30,000 to all stats and acts first on the first round of battle, Boss Effect
Ominous Departure- If possessor is killed and battle ends while possessor is dead, possessor may, once, at the start of any round in a later battle in the same thread that possessor is not present in, with possessor counting as being on its own side and under its own control at the time, deal 10,000,000 Flat Fire element Damage to all members of one PC side, Constant Effect
Moves By Repeatedly Exploding- Whenever possessor switches rows, possessor may deal 1,000,000 Flat Fire element Damage to all opponents, Constant Effect
Abilities-
Explode- 44,000 Damage, 1 hit against 6,000, Fire, 0 MP
Penguin Ice- 40,000 Damage, 4,000 AGI Damage, inflicts Frozen: Cubed, Ice, 100,000 MP
Vendetta- Target obtains a debuff that causes individuals with the same name as caster to deal double Damage to them, this debuff cannot be removed by sources below Level 60, Fire or Darkness, 200,000 MP
Vexing Explosion- 40,000 Damage, inflicts all minor negative status effects, Darkness & Fire, 300,000 MP
Wide Explosion- 400,000 Flat Fire element Damage, 1 hit against 200,000, Fire, 1,000,000 MP
Drops-
740,000 Gold
74,000 XP

[Aeromage]

THAT PENGUIIIIIIIIN

Marcus The Exploding Penguin TIMES THREE
This guy was explicitly designed to cause problems for boss rushes! Unfortunately for him, Volatilis forces him not to activate Ominous Departure ever.
Also he dies to the Discs.



New Defeats

Murphy's Mother
Beggirath the Sunknight
The Toothy Terror of Pardman Strait
Jacob Threst
Pete
Azmorgund of the Elder Runes
No-Heart
Lady Glacia, Star Freezer
Paul Hammer
The Serpent Walshandeth
Bessie LaGrand
Lady Bemberfress
Nathan Hapmann
Ami Weste
Azral Hinderdrak
Lady Amard
Lord Eamonn
Tristriana the Wandering Seer
Count Luciano of Symvektria
Joyful Magus Abshallom
Doctor Harold Ghomass
Walleil Sondreideigo
Dr. Orbo Breyl
Lord Grezman
Ernesto the Dwarven Chef
Freeg Gzeet
Brocksarr Seibooth
Clancy
Ghost-Bandit Khalez Mafaar
Local Horse
Lord Masterburnn

[The Nottest of Daves]

ROUND 38

*Master Szi-Lan-Duang
Level 38 Boss
Human, Fire
HP- 258,000,000
MP- 236,000,000
STR- 36,000
AGI- 36,000
CON- 36,000
MIN- 36,000
SPI- 36,000
XP- 0
Defense- 15,400
Defense against Stat Damage- 4,700
Critical Chance- 76%
Resilience- 76%
To Hit- 176%
Dodge- 76%
Resistances and Immunities- 80% Physical Resistance, 80% Psychic Resistance, 76% Minor Status Effect Resistance, 36% Moderate Status Effect Resistance, 5% Major Status Effect Resistance
Prime Attribute- Any One
Constant Effects-
Master of Villains- Possessor summons 5 Humans or Humanoids below Level 40 that are normally fightable for drops on the Enemy List at the start of each round, At the start of each round, possessor may give each of its summons a copy of one of its Constant Effects, Abilities, or Unmodified Stats as a buff that does not allow multiple stackings of the same effect, ability, or stat, but that does allow stackings of 200 different effects, abilities, and/or stats, Boss Effect
Has Pursued Perfection In All Elements Of Body, Mind, and Spirit- Possessor obtains +36,000 to all stats, Constant Effect
Intense Meditation Regimen- Possessor gains +80,000,000 MP, Constant Effect
Abilities-
Chakra-Busting Punch- 46,000 Damage, Deals HP Damage and MP Damage, Physical or Psychic or Psychic & Physical, 0 MP
Maiming Hand- 46,000 Damage, 150% inflicts Wounded: Maimed, Physical, 0 MP
Vampiric Fist- 46,000 Damage, Deals HP Drain, Darkness or Darkness & Physical, 0 MP
Thousand Stone Bombardment Fist- 46,000 Damage, 1,000 hits against 1, deals 1/100 Damage, Physical or Earth, 100,000 MP
Essence-Rending Falcon Strike- 46,000 Damage, All buffs present on target from sources below Level 60 are removed, Magic or Physical, 100,000 MP
Inevitable Killing Punch- Inflicts Instant Death, this action is delayed 5 rounds, Physical or Darkness & Physical, 1,000,000 MP
Dispersal Kick- 46,000 Damage, Unsummons targets that are summons below Level 60, Physical & Magic, 1,000,000 MP
Meditate- Caster regenerates 25,000,000 HP and MP, Caster gains +30,000 to all stats as a buff that stacks 2 times and lasts 5 rounds, Magic or Psychic or Light or Darkness, 2,000,000 MP
Leap- Caster gains +70% Dodge and deals full Damage to the back row, Lasts 2 rounds, Air or Physical, 100,000 MP
Drops-
1,140,000 Gold
114,000 XP

[Aeromage]

CULTIVATION COMMENCE

Master Szi-Lan-Duang x3
He is no match for the peerless ancient treasure that is the Owl's-Eye Discs. Down he goes. His students proceed to ritually slap each other to death while the island assists.



New Defeats

Murphy's Mother
Beggirath the Sunknight
The Toothy Terror of Pardman Strait
Jacob Threst
Pete
Azmorgund of the Elder Runes
No-Heart
Lady Glacia, Star Freezer
Paul Hammer
The Serpent Walshandeth
Bessie LaGrand
Lady Bemberfress
Nathan Hapmann
Ami Weste
Azral Hinderdrak
Lady Amard
Lord Eamonn
Tristriana the Wandering Seer
Count Luciano of Symvektria
Joyful Magus Abshallom
Doctor Harold Ghomass
Walleil Sondreideigo
Dr. Orbo Breyl
Lord Grezman
Ernesto the Dwarven Chef
Freeg Gzeet
Brocksarr Seibooth
Clancy
Ghost-Bandit Khalez Mafaar
Local Horse
Lord Masterburnn

[The Nottest of Daves]

ROUND 39
CAEL vs NEGA-CAEL

*Nega-Archimedes (Level 39 Version)
Level 39 Boss
Human, Psychic
HP- 60,000,000
MP- 65,200,000
STR- 30,000
AGI- 30,000
CON- 30,000
MIN- 37,900
SPI- 35,000
XP- 0
Defense- 9,200
Defense against Stat Damage- 4,000
Critical Chance- 39%
Resilience- 39%
To Hit- 139%
Dodge- 39%
Resistances and Immunities- Absorbs Psychic, Chaos Immunity, Magic Immunity, Confusion Immunity, Insanity Immunity, Charm Immunity, 78% Minor Status Effect Resistance, 39% Moderate Status Effect Resistance
Prime Attribute- Mind
Constant Effects-
Pack Master- Possessor's allies who possess the Constant Effect 'Pack Hunter' gain +35,000 to all stats, Constant Effect
Accompanied by His Ghost Dog, Brune- Possessor counts as possessing an additional ally, Possessor and possessor's allies count as possessing an additional ally who possesses a Constant Effect named 'Pack Hunter', Constant Effect
Eloquent Counterargument- Once per round, possessor may choose to have a 75% chance of canceling any one action that an individual below Level 60 is performing, with things that would occur before and after said action still occurring, Passive Ability
Astounding Oration- Possessor's allies gain +30,000 to all stats, Possessor has a 100% chance of inflicting Charm on all opponents at the start of each round, Constant Effect
One Thousand Dogs- Possessor may summon up to 30 entities that are normally fightable for drops on the Enemy List who possess a Constant Effect named 'Pack Hunter' at the start of each round, Max 1,000 summoned, Constant Effect
Abilities-
Scathing Tirade- 40,000 Damage, 4,500 MIN Damage, 100% inflicts Fatigued: Stun, 1 hit against 30, Psychic & Air, 0 MP
Informative Lecture- +30,000 MIN, stacks 3 times, 1 hit against 30, Psychic, 0 MP
Bolstering Oration- +15,000 to all stats, inflicts any one minor positive status effect, 1 hit against 30, Psychic & Air or Hope & Light, 300,000 MP
Rallying Speech- Inflicts Invigorated, Inflicts Invigorated: High Morale, Cures all minor negative status effects, 1 hit against 30,000, Air & Light, 3,000,000 MP
Confounding Philosophical Question- 4,500 MIN Damage, 100% inflicts Confusion, target has a 25% chance of skipping its next action if below Level 60 as a non-stacking debuff, with things that would occur before and after said action still occurring, Psychic, 400,000 MP
Mass Direct- Targets gain an action after this action if they are not caster, 1 hit against 5,000, Air, 500,000 MP
Drops-
1,170,000 Gold
117,000 XP

*Nega-Cael (Level 39 Version)
Level 39 Boss
Spirit, Earth
HP- 68,210,501
MP- 62,102,555
STR- 37,900
AGI- 30,200
CON- 37,900
MIN- 34,900
SPI- 35,700
XP- 0
Defense- 15,200
Defense against Stat Damage- 4,910
Critical Chance- 178%
Resilience- 78%
To Hit- 150%
Dodge- 39%
Resistances and Immunities- Absorbs Earth, Physical Immunity, 50% Air Weakness, Immune to all minor and moderate status effects, Immune to stat damage
Prime Attribute- Strength
Constant Effects-
Stone-Beast-Summoning Spirit Slavemaster-Noble- All of possessor's allies have their stats, HP, MP, and Damage Dealt Doubled, Possessor summons 5 Humans that are below Level 40 that are normally fightable for drops on the enemy list or Earth-element versions of Animals that are below Level 60 and are normally fightable for drops on the enemy list every 5 round, Possessor counts as possessing 50 Enchanter abilities and 25 Beastmaster abilities, Boss Effect
Grand Earthen Body- Possessor gains +60,000,000 HP, +30,000 STR, +30,000 CON, and +78% Resilience, Constant Effect
Stone Werewolf Battle Mien- Possessor Reflects Fear, Possessor's attacks deal double Damage (to a max of 50,000,000 additional Damage) to non-Air-element targets below Level 60 who do not have any Ninja or Monk abilities and whose name does not include 'Ninja', 'Monk', or 'Sensei', Constant Effect
Earthen Combat Fury- Possessor gains +25,000 STR and +30% Critical if possessor is Earth element, Constant Effect
Pulled About On A Heavy Stone Chariot By Human Slaves- Any individual who would cure possessor of Charm may instead place a debuff on possessor that causes possessor's turn-order-determining stat sum to be halved for turn-order-determining purposes, Constant Effect
Assume The Forms Of Earthen Beasts- Possessor may gain or lose the subtype Animal at the start of any round or action, Possessor gains +1,000 to all stats, Constant Effect
Fake Superhero- Possessor's actions gain '100% inflicts Charm: Impressed' if possessor's stats have not been scanned, Constant Effect
Abilities-
Stone Fist- 45,000 Damage, 100% may inflicts Entombed, Earth, 0 MP
Stone Suplex- 45,000 Damage, 100% may inflicts Fatigued: Stun, Earth, 0 MP
Burrow- Caster gains +39% Dodge for 5 rounds, does not stack, Earth, 0 MP
Create Earth Zone- Caster creates a Zone of Earth, Earth, 0 MP
Aura of Rule- 45,000 Damage, 100% inflicts Charm, 100% inflicts Charm: Impressed, 1 hit against all opponents who are not afflicted with Charm with possessor as a source, Nobility, 0 MP
Dominate Human- Inflicts Dominion on target Human, Earth or Psychic or Law, 10,000 MP
Earth Howl- Inflicts 5 random minor or moderate negative status effects (not including Suffocation) and applies a debuff that stacks 5 times and provides -1,000 to three random stats to all non-Earth-element, non-Air-element targets, 1 hit against 300, Earth, 700,000 MP
Quake Fist- 45,000 Damage, 150% inflicts Entombed, 100% inflicts Entombed: Oublietted, 1 hit against 15,000, Earth, 200,000 MP
Stone Shackle- Target may not act if not Air element, only affects individuals below Level 60 who are not immune to both Charm and Paralyzed, Earth, 200,000 MP
Run You Over In A Yacht Made Of Rocks That Earthglides- 50,000 Damage, 100% inflicts Fatigued: Stun, deals full Damage to non-Air-element targets in the back row, 1 hit against 200, Earth, 100,000 MP
Drops-
1,170,000 Gold
117,000 XP

*Nega-Kit (Level 39 Version)
Level 39 Boss
Humanoid, Spatial
HP- 65,815,221
MP- 67,218,403
STR- 35,615
AGI- 37,500
CON- 35,200
MIN- 35,100
SPI- 37,500
XP- 0
Defense- 15,100
Defense against Stat Damage- 4,900
Critical Chance- 178%
Resilience- 39%
To Hit- 178%
Dodge- 78%
Resistances and Immunities- Absorbs Spaital, Darkness Immunity, 90% Agony Resistance, 100% Time Weakness, Immune to all minor and moderate status effects, Immune to stat damage
Prime Attribute- Spirit
Constant Effects-
Space-Bending Rune-Mage- All of possessor's allies have their stats, HP, MP, and Damage Dealt Doubled, Possessor summons 5 Irrindil Medic every 5 rounds, Possessor counts as possessing 50 Rune Mage abilities and 25 Reality Arranger abilities, Boss Effect
Shatterer of Wardings- Possessor removes all Abjuration buffs from sources below Level 80 from the targets of possessor's actions at the start of each of possessor's actions, Constant Effect
Priestess of Naria- Possessor's Daemon and (Rune Magic summon) allies gain +15,500 to all stats and regenerate 5,000,000 HP at the start of every round, Constant Effect
Blessed by Nathreyn and Zereyn- Damage dealt by possessor may not be healed by individuals below Level 60, Debuffs with possessor as a source may not be cured by individuals below Level 60, Constant Effect
Space-Stepping Boots of Maergerys- Possessor may enter any other battle in the same thread at the start of any round or of any of possessor's actions so long as no individual of Level 80 or greater in either the battle that possessor is leaving or the battle that possessor is entering objects, Possessor gains +78% Dodge, Constant Effect
Poor Understanding of Time Magic- Possessor is afflicted with Confusion whenever possessor is targetted by an action that involves Time Magic, with said instance of Confusion ignoring possessor's Resistances and Immunities, Constant Effect
Can't Bring Himself to Oppose his Goddess Naria's Followers Despite Being Disliked by a Fair Share of the Church- Possessor deals 1/4 Damage to devout worshippers of Naria Zalderos, Possessor is afflicted with Confusion: Depression whenever possessor conducts an offensive action that targets a devout worshipper of Naria Zalderos, with said instance of Confusion: Depression ignoring possessor's Resistances and Immunities, Devout Worshippers of Naria Zalderos deal double Damage to possessor, Constant Effect
Hero-Murderer- Possessor deals double Damage to Celestials, Angels, Devas, Light element individuals, and individuals with Paladin abilities, provided said individuals are below Level 80, Constant Effect
Surgically Removed His Fox-Parts and Grafted On Daemon Flesh- Possessor may choose to count as solely the subtype Daemon, Constant Effect
Loves Torturing the Weak- Possessor's offensive actions inflict Pain and Wounded: Maimed on targets below Level 20, Constant Effect
Can't Stand Nega-Lili- Daemons who are devout worshippers of Michael Helios deal double Damage to possessor, to a max of 5,000,000 additional Damage, Constant Effect
Abilities-
Murder Saw- 45,000 Damage, this action's Prime Attribute is Strength, 100% inflicts Wounded, 100% inflicts Wounded: Bleeding, 60% inflicts Wounded: Maimed, Physical, 0 MP
Teleport Agonizing Spikes Through Body- 46,000 Damage, 4,300 CON Damage, 120% inflicts Pain, Physical & Spatial or Agony & Spatial, 210,000 MP
Spellshatter- Removes all buffs on targets that come from sources below Level 80, 1 hit against 60, Destruction & Magic, 400,000 MP
Debilitate- 4,300 CON Damage, 4,300 SPI Damage, inflicts Stat Drain: CON Drain, -3,000 to all stats, stacks 5 times, Magic & Psychic, 515,000 MP
Blip Out- 15% inflicts an instance of Vanished on target that lasts 1 round, Spatial, 600,000 MP
All Hopes Die- 46,500 Damage, 4,600 CON Damage, 4,600 SPI Damage, target cannot place buffs on individuals, Darkness, 600,000 MP
Create Closed Space- Removes target side's back row as an effect placed on said side that may be removed as thought it were a targettable debuff, does not stack, Spatial, 600,000 MP
Bloodthirst- Caster obtains a buff that causes caster to regenerate an amount of HP equal to the Damage that caster deals whenever caster deals Damage, does not stack, Physical & Darkness, 700,000 MP
Drops-
1,170,000 Gold
117,000 XP

[Aeromage]

SENSEI DRACULA IS SUPERIOR TO CAPTAIN WEREWOLF

Nega-Archimedes
The philosopher's sophistry is elegantly rent asunder by way of VERY DEATH thanks to the Discs, his immunities invalidated. His summoned dogs do the usual slap-each-other-then-get-nuked dance.


Nega-Cael
This guy is probably insufferable. Fortunately, the Discs kill him. His summons do the usual dance.


Nega-Kit
Another one whose Darkness Immunity is getting ignored! The Discs do him in.



New Defeats

Murphy's Mother
Beggirath the Sunknight
The Toothy Terror of Pardman Strait
Jacob Threst
Pete
Azmorgund of the Elder Runes
No-Heart
Lady Glacia, Star Freezer
Paul Hammer
The Serpent Walshandeth
Bessie LaGrand
Lady Bemberfress
Nathan Hapmann
Ami Weste
Azral Hinderdrak
Lady Amard
Lord Eamonn
Tristriana the Wandering Seer
Count Luciano of Symvektria
Joyful Magus Abshallom
Doctor Harold Ghomass
Walleil Sondreideigo
Dr. Orbo Breyl
Lord Grezman
Ernesto the Dwarven Chef
Freeg Gzeet
Brocksarr Seibooth
Clancy
Ghost-Bandit Khalez Mafaar
Local Horse
Lord Masterburnn

[The Nottest of Daves]

ROUND 40

*Mr. P.H. Turkey
Level 40 Boss
Aerial & Humanoid, Destruction
HP- 882,655,288
MP- 850,410,370
STR- 37,500
AGI- 39,100
CON- 37,100
MIN- 37,500
SPI- 30,900
XP- 0
Defense- 15,900
Defense against Stat Damage- 5,110
Critical Chance- 80%
Resilience- 65%
To Hit- 179%
Dodge- 80%
Resistances and Immunities- 90% Water Resistnace, 40% Base Element Resistance, 100% Fire Weakness, Immune to all minor and moderate status effects, Immune to Stat Damage
Prime Attribute- Agility
Constant Effects-
Deadly Interdimensional Terrorist- Possessor's turn-order-determining stat sum is doubled for turn-order-determining purposes, Possessor's allies' stats and Damage Dealt are doubled, Boss Effect
Invulnerable While in a Bulldozer- Possessor begins battle counting as 'In a Bulldozer', If possessor is 'In a Bulldozer', possessor may not be dealt damage, may not lose HP due to status effects, and does not suffer stat penalties originating from debuffs, Anything that could cause a non-unique Level 19 individual to de-transform from a Vehicle transformation that targets possessor causes possessor to stop counting as being 'In a Bulldozer', Constant Effect
Drives the Bulldozer Around Recklessly Hitting Things- At the start of each round, possessor may deal 500,000 Flat Physical element Damage to any one opponent, Possessor has a 1% chance at the start of every round of stopping to count as being 'Inside a Bulldozer', Constant Effect
Has an Assault Helicopter Ready to Escape In- The first time per thread that possessor would be killed, possessor is instead not killed, is cured of all status effects, has its HP set to 882,655,288, has its MP set to 800,000,000, and has its stats set to 30,000 each, and immediately enters a newly-created battle, with possessor, if in said battle, being able to deal 2,000,000 Flat Fire & Technology element damage to any one target not in said battle at the start of every round, Constant Effect
Prepared Inferno- Possessor counts as Inferno-Prepared and begins with five instances of Inferno Preparedness, Any individual in battle may choose to target any of the instances of Inferno Preparedness with hits from a Water-element action as though it were a targettable entity, with each such hit removing said instance, with possessor no longer counting as Inferno-Prepared if possessor possesses no instance of Inferno Preparedness, Constant Effect
Strange Clay Physiology- Possessor regenerates 600,000,000 HP at the start of every round if possessor has not been previously dealt Fire element Damage, Constant Effect
Abilities-
Switchblade-Sword- 50,000 Damage, 90% inflicts Wounded, 15% removes one of target's Weapon slots as a debuff, Physical, 0 MP
Tankbuster Machine Gun- 50,000 Damage, deals double Damage (to a max of 1,000,000 additional Damage) to Vehicles below Level 60, 2 hits against 60, Technology, 0 MP
Bombs- 55,000 Damage, 100% may inflict Burning, 100% may inflict Wounded: Bleeding, 100% may inflict Poison: Irradiated, 1 hit against 6,000, Fire or Technology or Fire & Technology, 500,000 MP
Infernos- 500,000,000 Damage, 10,000% inflicts Burning, may only be cast if possessor is Inferno-Prepared and the round number is 3 or greater, 1 hit against 10,000, Fire, 1 MP
Sharpen- Caster's attacks generated by abilites called 'Switchblade-Sword' gain +80% Critical, lasts 20 rounds, stacks 4 times, Physical, 70,000 MP
Drops-
800,000 Gold
80,000 XP

*Shalmakh the Worm-Eater
Level 40 Boss
Insect & Cthonian & Horror, Darkness & Acid
HP- 655,211,541
MP- 876,515,209
STR- 32,500
AGI- 39,115
CON- 39,100
MIN- 38,400
SPI- 37,900
XP- 0
Defense- 15,500
Defense against Stat Damage- 5,118
Critical Chance- 60%
Resilience- 60%
To Hit- 180%
Dodge- 80%
Resistances and Immunities- Darkness Immunity, Agony Immunity, Acid Immunity, 20% Base Element Resistance, Hexed Immunity, Disease Immunity, Poison Immunity, Impaired Immunity, Immune to all minor and moderate status effects, Immune to Stat Damage
Prime Attribute- (Constitution + Mind + Spirit) / 3
Constant Effects-
Lord of the Fallen City- Possessor's allies have their HP and Damage dealt doubled, possessor summons 5 Foulness Demon at the start of every round, Boss Effect
Fake Unit- This unit has increments in its HP called thresholds, This unit's thresholds each contain (Max HP / 100 rounded up HP), This unit gains a number of actions equal to (the number of thresholds it possesses / 20) each time it would normally have an action, Unit Effect
Weirdomassive- Possessor may be targeted as up to 60 different individuals by actions that may target multiple individuals, being affected by such actions a number of times equal to the number of times that possessor is targeted, Constant Effect
Wormswarm Hivemind- Possessor may not be affected by actions that do not target possessor at least 30 times, Constant Effect
Debuff Immunity- Possessor is Immune to debuffs from sources below Level 60, Constant Effect
Abilities-
Swarm Rush- 60,000 Damage, Physical or Darkness or Acid or Physical & Acid or Physical & Darkness or Darkness & Acid or Physical & Darkness & Acid, 0 MP
Devour- 65,000 Damage, deals HP Drain to Insects, Caster may set caster's HP to 655,211,541 if caster kills a non-allied Insect with this action, Earth & Physical & Darkness, 0 MP
Staff of the Swarm Magus- 62,000 Damage, inflicts any three minor negative status effects (including Stat Drain: ATK Drain, Stat Drain: DEF Drain, and Stat Drain: DEF Drain: STAT-DEF Drain as options, Magic & Darkness, 0 MP
Summon Insects- Caster summons 30 Insects that are normally fightable for drops on the enemy list that are below Level 40, Acid & Darkness, 25,000,000 MP
Regenerate the Swarms- Caster obtains a buff that stacks 30 times, lasts 100 rounds, and causes its possessor to regenerate 20,000,000 HP per round, Earth & Darkness, 30,000,000 MP
Body-Dissolver Bites- 60,000 Damage, 6,000 CON Damage, deals half CON Damage to individuals who are Golems with at least one other subtype, Earth & Acid or Acid & Darkness, 30,000,000 MP
Conspire- Caster copies target debuff from a source below Level 60 and applies it to up to 5 chosen targets, Darkness & Air, 40,000,000 MP
Drops-
800,000 Gold
80,000 XP

*The Gatemaster
Level 40 Boss
Large Structure & Demon, Darkness & Fire
HP- 8,610,555,318
MP- 889,213,507
STR- 39,000
AGI- 39,000
CON- 39,000
MIN- 39,000
SPI- 39,000
XP- 0
Defense- 21,500
Defense against Stat Damage- 7,600
Critical Chance- 60%
Resilience- 320%
To Hit- 160%
Dodge- 8%
Resistances and Immunities- Darkness Immunity, Fire Immunity, Absorbs Gate Magic, Absorbs Summoning, Impaired Immunity, confusion Immunity, Pain Immunity, Diseased Immunity, Poison Immunity, Charm Immunity, Immune to all minor and moderate status effects, Immune to Stat Damage
Prime Attribute- Spirit
Constant Effects-
The Gate Itself- Possessor's allies stats and HP are doubled, Possessor summons 30 Demons, Devils, or Daemons below Level 40 from the Enemy List that are normally fightable for drops at the start of each round, Constant Effect
And the Beast Within It- Possessor's subtype is not considered to be Large Structure by individuals in other battles that possessor creates, Possessor gains an additional action every round, Possessor may, at the start of each round, create a new battle and move one of possessor's opponents into it, Possessor may target individuals in other battles, Individuals in battles that possessor creates may target possessor, Constant Effect
Empowerment of the Gate- Possessor's summons gain +15,000 to all stats, Constant Effect
Preinstalled Weakness to Swiftly-Changing Battle Formations that Incorporate Siege Weaponry- Possessor may not act on rounds during which any opposing side of battle's row-order-formation switches to a different row-order-formation type, Possessor takes ten times normal Damage from individuals wielding Siege Weapons, Constant Effect
Abilities-
Energy Demon's Hand- 50,000 Damage, Darkness & Fire, 0 MP
Summon- Caster summons 30 Demons, Devils, or Daemons below Level 40 form the Enemy List that are normally fightable for drops, 200,000 MP
Demon's Torment- 50,000 Damage, 5,000 Stat Damage to each stat, Inflicted Hexed, Burning, Voidstruck, and Impaired, Cannot affect targets in the same battle as caster, Fire & Darkness, 100,000 MP
Reverse Gate- Caster unsummons all opposing summons that are below Level 100, Magic, 20,000,000 MP
Bar Summoning- Caster's opponents may not summon, does not stack, Darkness, 210,000 MP
Glare- Inflicts Confusion: Fear, does not work on unique individuals, 1 hit against 500, Darkness, 500,000 MP
Drops-
1,600,000 Gold
160,000 XP