The Road To Capbreaking Pt. 5: Rushing

[Aeromage]

SUCH EXCITEMENT

Darston's Higher Self (Level 20 Version)
Hello, Darston. Meet the Discs. Goodbye, Darston.


Guhlrekt the Exile
One of the trial-bosses! He can't withstand Disc-based death.


Gyxxilon the Observer
I wonder if this guy is also from Ulaat-Thamarr.
His Magic Immunity is ignored by Volatilis, and the Discs kill him.


New Defeats
Murphy's Mother
Beggirath the Sunknight
The Toothy Terror of Pardman Strait
Jacob Threst
Pete
Azmorgund of the Elder Runes
No-Heart
Lady Glacia, Star Freezer
Paul Hammer
The Serpent Walshandeth
Bessie LaGrand

[The Nottest of Daves]

ROUND 21
The Freshness of Bemberfress and Hapmann! TASTE THE NEW DEFEAT!

*Jimley Popplong
Level 21 Boss
Human, Acid
HP- 38,700,000
MP- 38,950,000
STR- 8,400
AGI- 10,500
CON- 10,500
MIN- 11,000
SPI- 10,500
XP- 0
Defense- 5,100
Defense against Stat Damage- 1,300
Critical Chance- 42%
Resilience- 42%
To Hit- 142%
Dodge- 42%
Resistances and Immunities- Acid Immunity, Minor and Moderate Status Effect Immunity, Stat Damage Immunity
Prime Attribute- Mind + ((Agility + Spirit)/4)
Constant Effects-
Alchemical Clonemaster- At the start of each round, possessor summons two non-unique versions of 'Jimley Popplong' from the Boss List that possess 2,000,000 Max HP, 2,000,000 Max MP, and no boss effects, Possessor's allies have their turn-order-determining stat sum doubled for turn-order-determining purposes, Boss Effect
Hidden Base- Possessor may not be targeted on the first round of battle by individuals with a lower Mind, Constant Effect
On the Run- Possessor obtains +10,000 AGI and +40% Dodge on rounds after the first round, Constant Effect
Abilities-
Dead Gang Boss's Gun- 13,000 Damage, Physical or Technology or Technology & Darkness, 0 MP
Acid Potion- 15,000 Damage, inflicts Dissolving, Acid, 0 MP
Splash Bomb- 15,000 Damage, 100% inflicts Dissolving, 1 hit against 60, Acid, 2,000 MP
Clone Potion- Caster summons a copy of any one PC or enemy facing it, including temporary versions of all PC-abilities and equipped items that caster desires to be copied, With said effect being unable to copy individuals of Level 40 or greater, items worth over 100,000,000 Gold, or items with a value of X, Max 5 summoned, Acid or Magic, 100,000,000 MP
Death Kiss Potion- 25% inflicts Instant Death on target individual below Level 40, Acid & Darkness, 2,000,000 MP
Mad Mist Potion- 25% inflicts Insanity on target individual below Level 40, 1 hit against 10, Acid & Air & Psychic, 2,000,000 MP
Rage Potion- 200% inflicts Confusion: Berserk, Fire, 10,000 MP
Copy-Override Potion- Target summon is replaced with a summoned version of 'Jimley Popplong' from the Boss List that possess 2,000,000 Max HP, 2,000,000 Max MP, and no boss effects that is on caster's side, Acid, 10,000,000 MP
Drops-
262,500 Gold
26,250 XP

*Lady Bemberfress
Level 21 Boss
Human, Air
HP- 37,212,309
MP- 37,211,515
STR- 10,000
AGI- 11,005
CON- 10,600
MIN- 10,800
SPI- 10,300
XP- 0
Defense- 5,000
Defense against Stat Damage- 1,200
Critical Chance- 30%
Resilience- 42%
To Hit- 142%
Dodge- 42%
Resistances and Immunities- 50% Air Resistance, 50% Earth Resistance, 42% Minor Status Effect Resistance, 21% Moderate Status Effect Resistance
Prime Attribute- Spirit or Agility
Constant Effects-
Enemy of Nexus- Possessor summons 20 Humans or Humanoids of Level 20 or lower from the Enemy List that are normally fightable for drops every 5 rounds, Max 200 summoned, Possessor's summons have their stats and Damage dealt doubled, Boss Effect
Warded Dress- Possessor gains +5,000 Defense, 30% Physical Resistance, 30% Magic Resistance, 30% Technology Resistance, and 30% Air Resistance, Constant Effect
Mercenaries!- Possessor gains 4,500,000 Temporary Gold at the start of battle, Possessor may summon 5 Humans of Level 25 or lower from the Enemy List that are normally fightable for drops at the start of each round, giving said summons +10,000 to all stats as a non-stacking buff at the time of their summoning, if possessor has 1,000,000 Gold or more, Constant Effect
Abilities-
Strike- 15,000 Damage, Physical or Air, 0 MP
Command Cane- 20,000 Damage, Summons up to 20 entities below Level 20 that are either from the Enemy List that are normally fightable whose name includes 'Butler' or pets below Level 20 that are in stock in the Shop whose name includes 'Butler' (including levelled-up versions of said pets), Max 200 summoned, Nobility, 0 MP
Cannonade- 21,000 Damage, 50% inflicts Fatigued: Stun, 1 hit against 250, Technology & Physical & Air, 250,000 MP
Call for Servants- Caster summons 20 Humans or Humanoids of Level 20 or lower from the Enemy List that are normally fightable for drops, Max 200 summoned, Air, 100,000 MP
Sprint- Caster gains +20% Dodge and +10,000 AGI, lasts 3 rounds, does not stack, Air, 600,000 MP
Command Grab- 100% inflicts Charm and/or Paralyzed, Nobility, 200,000 MP
Direct- Target gains an action immediately after this action, Air, 500,000 MP
Drops-
262,500 Gold
26,250 XP
<Not Yet Defeated>

*Nathan Hapmann
Level 21 Boss
Human, Air & Water
HP- 18,513,307
MP- 18,224,809
STR- 9,000
AGI- 11,100
CON- 9,600
MIN- 9,100
SPI- 9,400
XP- 0
Defense- 5,000
Defense against Stat Damage- 1,200
Critical Chance- 28%
Resilience- 21%
To Hit- 142%
Dodge- 42%
Resistances and Immunities- 50% Air Resistance, 50% Water Resistance, 42% Minor Status Effect Resistance, 21% Moderate Status Effect Resistance
Prime Attribute- Agility
Constant Effects-
Egret Head- Possessor gains an additional action on rounds that possessor has no allies at the start of, Contant Effect
Exceptional Stealth- Possessor's stats may not be scanned by individuals below Level 20, Individuals below Level 40 have a 50% chance of automatically failing to scan possessor's stats, Possessor gains +42% Dodge on rounds during which possessor has not yet performed an attack, Constant Effect
Replaced His Head With a Bird- Possessor gains the subtype Aerial, Constant Effect
The Egret Is Bad At Math!- Possessor obtains -3,000 MIN, Possessor takes double MIN Damage from actions whose name includes 'Math', Constant Effect
Abilities-
Sonic Pencil Jab- 19,000 Damage, Sonic & Physical & Earth, 0 MP
Egret Bite- 20,000 Damage, Deals HP Drain to Aquatics, Air or Air & Physical or Air & Water & Physical, 0 MP
Sneak- Caster gains +42% Dodge for 3 rounds, does not stack, Darkness, 200,000 MP
Animal Surgery Attack!- 19,000 Damage, 900 CON Damage, Target, if below Level 40 or willing, gains the subtype Animal, Aquatic, or Aerial, Physical & Air, 270,000 MP
Drops-
131,250 Gold
13,125 XP
<Not Yet Defeated>

[Aeromage]

SUCH FRESHNESS

Jimley Popplong
It's that problematic alchemist the Golem killed! He dies immediately to the Discs. The Clones are directed to use their MP to Death Kiss each other, and otherwise wait around for more Disc-death.


Lady Bemberfress
Another one of the Golem's greatest(?) hits. What was she even attempting to do, anyway?
The Discs take care of her, and Volatilis blasts her mercenaries to death while they slap each other.


Nathan Hapmann
It's one of those adventurer-kids-in-training! With a weird vet subspec.
He dies to the Discs immediately.



New Defeats
Murphy's Mother
Beggirath the Sunknight
The Toothy Terror of Pardman Strait
Jacob Threst
Pete
Azmorgund of the Elder Runes
No-Heart
Lady Glacia, Star Freezer
Paul Hammer
The Serpent Walshandeth
Bessie LaGrand
Lady Bemberfress
Nathan Hapmann

[The Nottest of Daves]

ROUND 22
Ami and Azral are our next contestants on THE PRICE OF DEFEAT!

*Ami Weste
Level 22 Boss
Human, Magic
HP- 20,557,302
MP- 21,086,800
STR- 11,400
AGI- 11,700
CON- 11,300
MIN- 12,300
SPI- 12,500
XP- 0
Defense- 5,200
Defense against Stat Damage- 1,200
Critical Chance- 37%
Resilience- 25%
To Hit- 144%
Dodge- 40%
Resistances and Immunities- 50% Magic Resistance, 44% Minor Status Effect Resistance, 22% Moderate Status Effect Resistance
Prime Attribute- Spirit
Constant Effects-
Up-And-Coming Golomancer- Possessor may summon 2 Golems from the Enemy List that are below Level 22 at the start of each round, Possessor's summons have their stats and Resilience doubled, Boss Effect
Hates Getting Dirty- Possessor has a 50% chance of losing its actions (with things that would occur before and after said actions still occurring) if possessor is afflicted with Entombed, Possessor gains 200% Earth Weakness, Constant Effect
Abilities-
Magical Blasts- 16,500 Damage, 50% inflicts Manablasted, 1 hit against 3, Magic, 0 MP
Enchanter's Boost- Target gains +11,000 to all stats, stacks 2 times, Magic, 300,000 MP
Fortify Golem- Target Golem gains +120,000 HP, +5,000 Defense, and +25% Resilience, stacks 3 times, Earth or Magic or Earth & Magic, 250,000 MP
Rock Hand- 17,000 Damage, 100% may inflict Paralyzed or Fatigued: Stun, Earth or Earth & Magic, 400,000 MP
Magic Tide- 17,000 Damage, 70% inflicts Manablasted, 20% may inflict Drowning, 1 hit against 5,000, Magic, 700,000 MP
Imbue- Target's next action gains any one base element of caster's choice if target is either willing or below Level 30, Magic or Light, 500,000 MP
Drops-
137,500 Gold
13,750 XP
<Not Yet Defeated>

*Azral Hinderdrak
Level 22 Boss
Human, Magic
HP- 20,598,604
MP- 21,091,332
STR- 11,600
AGI- 11,400
CON- 11,200
MIN- 12,500
SPI- 12,400
XP- 0
Defense- 5,200
Defense against Stat Damage- 1,200
Critical Chance- 35%
Resilience- 22%
To Hit- 135%
Dodge- 35%
Resistances and Immunities- 50% Magic Resistance, 44% Minor Status Effect Resistance, 22% Moderate Status Effect Resistance
Prime Attribute- Spirit
Constant Effects-
Member of the Society of Magical Inquiry- Possessor may summon up to 5 Human, Magic Being, or Elemental entities from the Enemy List that are below Level 20 and normally fightable for drops at the start of each round, Possessor's summons gain the element Magic as a constantly-applied effect, Boss Effect
Drank Tea Full of Monkies- Any of possessor's opponents who is a devout worshipper of 'Bill the Marmoset from Beyond Space and Time' may spend an action to defeat possessor and inflict either Instant Death or Dominion on possessor, Constant Effect
Abilities-
Magic Ray- 15,000 Damage, 50% inflicts Manablasted, Magic, 0 MP
Summon- Caster summons up to 5 non-Human entities below Level 20 from the Enemy List that are of a base subtype and are normally fightable for drops, Max 200 summoned, Magic, 200,000 MP
Ghostlight Orb- 1,200 MIN Damage, 200% inflicts Hexed, Darkness & Light, 300,000 MP
Rain of Magic- 16,000 Damage, 100% inflicts Manablasted, This action repeats itself at the start of each round as a non-stacking effect with new targets being choosable each time it repeats, 1 hit against 300, Magic, 500,000 MP
Sap Power- -1,100 to all stats, stacks 8 times, Magic or Acid, 70,000 MP
Divine- Scans target's stats, Caster gains +30% Critical against target as a non-stacking effect if said scanning is successful, Psychic & Magic, 300,000 MP
Mana Storm- 17,000 Damage, 100% inflicts Manablasted, 1 hit against 5,000, Magic, 1,000,000 MP
Flame Wall- 15,000 Damage, 60% inflicts Burning, Caster obtains a non-stacking buff that deals 150,000 Flat Fire element Damage to any individual who conducts an offensive action that targets its possessor at the end of each such action, 1 hit against 500, Fire, 400,000 MP
Lightning Spray- 15,000 Damage, Pierces 5,000 Defense, 60% inflicts Electrocuted, 1 hit against 200, Electrical, 200,000 MP
Acid Globe- 16,000 Damage, -5,000 Defense, 60% inflicts Dissolving, stacks 2 times, 1 hit against 50, Acid, 400,000 MP
Drops-
137,500 Gold
13,750 XP
<Not Yet Defeated>

*Suzanne Liu
Level 22 Boss
Human, Technology
HP- 42,000,000
MP- 40,000,000
STR- 10,500
AGI- 11,500
CON- 10,500
MIN- 12,500
SPI- 9,500
XP- 0
Defense- 5,400
Defense against Stat Damage- 1,200
Critical Chance- 44%
Resilience- 38%
To Hit- 144%
Dodge- 44%
Resistances and Immunities- 50% Technology Resistance, 50% Electrical Resistance, 100% Reptile Weakness, Confusion Immunity, Fatigued Immunity, 44% Minor Status Effect Resistance, 22% Moderate Status Effect Resistance
Prime Attribute- Agility or Strength or Mind
Constant Effects-
Conference Organizer- Possessor may summon up to 20 Humans below Level 20 that are normally fightable for drops on the Enemy List at the start of each round, Possessor's allies have their stats, HP, and Damage dealt doubled, Boss Effect
About to Face a Hostile Bascaradine Takeover- Possessor gains 100% Weakness to individuals whose name includes 'Bascaradine', who are devout worshippers / employees of the Bascaradine Corporation, or who have any items with 'Bascaradine' in their names equipped, Constant Effect
Abilities-
Swordfighting- 15,500 Damage, 30% inflicts Wounded, Physical, 0 MP
Data Blade- 17,000 Damage, deals double Damage (to a max of 30,000,000 addditional Damage) the first time this ability is cast per thread, Physical & Technology, 1,000 MP
Helicopter Evac- Caster moves to the back row and gains +44% Dodge as a buff that lasts 2 rounds that does not stack, Caster gains an additional action that may not be used to conduct a Physical-element action, Technology & Air, 10,000 MP
Call In Mercenaries- Caster replicates effect of any ten different abilities performable by a Human on the enemy list that is below Level 25 and normally fightable for drops, doing so as though said entity is performing said ability, Technology, 20,000 MP
Networking- Any number of caster's allies may link their HP totals, Technology, 10,000 MP
Shutdown Command- Target Gadget worth under 20,000,000 Gold loses its text for the remainder of the thread, Technology, 10,000 MP
Drops-
262,500 Gold
26,250 XP

[Aeromage]

Really, I wasn't expecting to hit this many new guys.
Welp.

Ami Weste
You'd think somebody with an Earth specialisation would be less picky about dirt. The Discs off her. Her Golems slap each other until summarily nuked.


Azral Hinderdrak
Oh, it's that guy! I wonder how the other lot of Bill's minions are doing? Those that didn't get renderised, anyway. A pity, I liked the monkeys.
Anyway, the Discs kill him and his summons get exploded shortly after.


Suzanne Liu
Poor Suzanne. Things really didn't go to plan on that quest. Hopefully she's somewhere less eventful now.
She dies to the Discs as soon as Volatilis' action rolls around.



New Defeats
Murphy's Mother
Beggirath the Sunknight
The Toothy Terror of Pardman Strait
Jacob Threst
Pete
Azmorgund of the Elder Runes
No-Heart
Lady Glacia, Star Freezer
Paul Hammer
The Serpent Walshandeth
Bessie LaGrand
Lady Bemberfress
Nathan Hapmann
Ami Weste
Azral Hinderdrak

[The Nottest of Daves]

ROUND 23
The Lord and Lady of Town are granted entry to the Debutante Ball of the Defeated of the Boss Rush! Also, a Puma sure does exist.

*Angry Puma
Level 23 Boss
Human, Physical
HP- 67,594,400
MP- 67,322,100
STR- 13,900
AGI- 13,200
CON- 13,500
MIN- 12,500
SPI- 12,900
XP- 0
Defense- 6,120
Defense against Stat Damage- 1,600
Critical Chance- 46%
Resilience- 46%
To Hit- 146%
Dodge- 46%
Resistances and Immunities- 90% Physical Resistance, 90% Psychic Resistance, 50% Technology Resistance, Charm Immunity, Confusion Immunity (Excluding Confusion: Berserk), 92% Minor Status Effect Resistance, 46% Moderate Status Effect Resistance, 2% Major Status Effect Resistance
Prime Attribute- Strength + Strength
Constant Effects-
Awesome Squad Member- Possessor's allies have their HP, MP, stats, and Damage dealt doubled, Boss Effect
Works Out- Possessor obtains +20,000,000 HP, +13,900 STR, +5,000 AGI, and +5,000 CON, Constant Effect
Super Anger- Possessor's Damage dealt is doubled (to a max of 1,000,000,000 additional Damage) if possessor is afflicted with Confusion: Berserk, Whenever possessor would be afflicted with Charm or a sub-status effect of Confusion that is not Confusion: Berserk, possessor may instead choose to be afflicted with Confusion: Berserk, Psychic element actions cannot cause other individuals to control possessor's actions, Constant Effect
Unbreakable Rage- Possessor obtains +20,000,000 HP, +13,900 STR, +5,000 AGI, and +5,000 CON if afflicted with Confusion: Berserk, Possessor may choose to not auto-recover from or be cured of Confusion: Berserk, Constant Effect
WHY DO MEN LIKE YOU ALWAYS THINK THAT WILL WORK!?- If an individual would pierce or ignore possessor's Charm Immunity, said individual instead does not pierce or ignore possessor's Charm Immunity and is dealt 70,000,000 Flat Physical element Damage, Constant Effect
Abilities-
Building-Breaking Punch- 18,500 Damage, This action pierces 60,000 Defense, Physical, 0 MP
Big Cat Roundhouse- 18,300 Damage, 200% inflicts Fatigued: Knocked Out, Physical, 1,000 MP
Raging Jab Flurry- 16,500 Damage, Caster is afflicted with Confusion: Berserk, 6 hits against 1, Physical, 1,000 MP
Eardrum-Bursting Sonic Yell- 18,000 Damage, 100% inflicts Impaired: Deaf, 50% inflicts Fatigued: Stun, Caster is afflicted with Confusion: Berserk, 1 hit against 200, Sonic, 5,000 MP
Puma Takedown- 18,500 Damage, 100% inflicts Paralyzed, 100% inflicts Fatigued: Stun, Target, if below Level 40, skips its next action as a non-stacking effect, with things that would occur before and after said actions still occurring, Physical, 30,000 MP
Vampire Duster- 18,500 Damage, This attack deals double Damage to and inflicts Instant Death on any non-unique enemy or pet whose name includes 'Vampire', Light, 1,000 MP
Drops-
431,250 Gold
43,125 XP

*Lady Amard
Level 23 Boss
Human, Electrical & Earth
HP- 48,500,400
MP- 48,500,400
STR- 14,000
AGI- 14,000
CON- 14,000
MIN- 14,300
SPI- 14,000
XP- 0
Defense- 6,000
Defense against Stat Damage- 1,500
Critical Chance- 25%
Resilience- 25%
To Hit- 125%
Dodge- 25%
Resistances and Immunities- 50% Fire Resistance, 50% Water Resistance, 96% Minor Status Effect Resistance, 46% Moderate Status Effect Resistance
Prime Attribute- Mind
Constant Effects-
Ruler of Lady Amard's Town- Possessor may summon up to 30 Humans below Level 20 that are normally fightable for drops on the Enemy List at the start of each round, Possessor's summons have their HP doubled and regenerate 2,000,000 HP and MP at the start of each round, Boss Effect
Wise Leadership- Possessor may, after possessor's first action of each round, give up to 3 of its summons an action, Constant Effect
Competitive Leadership- Possessor and possessor's summons obtain +14,000 to all stats if any of possessor's opponents have any summons, Constant Effect
Abilities-
Citrine Cane- 17,000 Damage, 100% may inflict Electrocuted, Electrical or Magic or Physical, 0 MP
Emerald Beam- 17,000 Damage, 100% may inflict Entombed, 1 hit against 3,000, Earth or Earth & Magic, 0 MP
Direct- Target gains an action after this action, Air, 200,000 MP
Hire Assistance- Caster summons 20 Humans below Level 20 that are normally fightable for drops on the Enemy List, Air or Wealth, 500,000 MP
Banana Harvest- Targets regenerate 2,000,000 HP and MP, 1 hit against 20,000, Electrical or Air, 300,000 MP
Drops-
300,000 Gold
30,000 XP
<Not Yet Defeated>

*Lord Eamonn
Level 23 Boss
Human, Fire & Water
HP- 48,500,400
MP- 48,500,400
STR- 14,000
AGI- 14,000
CON- 14,000
MIN- 14,300
SPI- 14,000
XP- 0
Defense- 6,000
Defense against Stat Damage- 1,500
Critical Chance- 25%
Resilience- 25%
To Hit- 125%
Dodge- 25%
Resistances and Immunities- 50% Earth Resistance, 50% Electrical Resistance, 96% Minor Status Effect Resistance, 46% Moderate Status Effect Resistance
Prime Attribute- Mind
Constant Effects-
Ruler of Lord Eamonn's Town- Possessor may summon up to 30 Humans below Level 20 that are normally fightable for drops on the Enemy List at the start of each round, Possessor's summons have their HP doubled and regenerate 2,000,000 HP and MP at the start of each round, Boss Effect
Wise Leadership- Possessor may, after possessor's first action of each round, give up to 3 of its summons an action, Constant Effect
Competitive Leadership- Possessor and possessor's summons obtain +14,000 to all stats if any of possessor's opponents have any summons, Constant Effect
Abilities-
Ruby Cane- 17,000 Damage, 100% may inflict Burning, Fire or Magic or Physical, 0 MP
Sapphire Beam- 17,000 Damage, 100% may inflict Drowning, 1 hit against 3,000, Water or Water & Magic, 0 MP
Direct- Target gains an action after this action, Air, 200,000 MP
Hire Assistance- Caster summons 20 Humans below Level 20 that are normally fightable for drops on the Enemy List, Air or Wealth, 500,000 MP
Apple Harvest- Targets regenerate 2,000,000 HP and MP, 1 hit against 20,000, Fire or Air, 300,000 MP
Drops-
300,000 Gold
30,000 XP
<Not Yet Defeated>

[Aeromage]

The Battle of the Duelling Fruits commences! Also, Puma.

Angry Puma
Rage as she might, it's not Charm that's doing the work but the Dread Force of Auditing. The Discs kill her.


Lady Amard
Banana time! The lady dies immediately to the Discs, and the townsfolk follow shortly after to being Crimson Nova'd to death whilst slapping each other.


Lord Eamonn
Apple time! He goes down exactly like Lady Amard. Sadly, there is no Lord of Kumquat Town, otherwise they might have posed a challenge.



New Defeats

Murphy's Mother
Beggirath the Sunknight
The Toothy Terror of Pardman Strait
Jacob Threst
Pete
Azmorgund of the Elder Runes
No-Heart
Lady Glacia, Star Freezer
Paul Hammer
The Serpent Walshandeth
Bessie LaGrand
Lady Bemberfress
Nathan Hapmann
Ami Weste
Azral Hinderdrak
Lady Amard
Lord Eamonn

[The Nottest of Daves]

ROUND 24
A Seer Wanders into a Dangerous Area and is Defeat! Also a Robot Surprise! Also, a Robot Surprise!

*Surprising Robot (Blood Mirage Limited Mode: Turkey Dinner and a Slice of Pain Build)
Level 24 Boss
Robot, Technology
HP- 5,716,802
MP- 5,555,413
STR- 11,100
AGI- 13,100
CON- 12,100
MIN- 13,100
SPI- 15,607
XP- 0
Defense- 6,000
Defense against Stat Damage- 1,200
Critical Chance- 24%
Resilience- 24%
To Hit- 148%
Dodge- 24%
Resistances and Immunities- 50% Progress Resistance
Prime Attribute- Agility or Spirit
Constant Effects-
Armor of Fancy Reflection- A random base element is chosen at the start of each round of battle whose round number is 1, Possessor gains the ability to reflect each such element, The same element may be chosen multiple times, Constant Effect
Bird Rotator- Possessor controls the actions of all Aerial pets and summons below Level 60, Constant Effect
Killborg Detonator- Possessor's opponents whose name includes 'Killborg' or 'Loveborg' who are below Level 80 are defeated at the start of every round, Constant Effect
Alterable Calendar that Only Dwarves Notice- Caster may change the current round's number to any number at the start of each round unless any of possessor's opponents is both a Humanoid and a Fae, Constant Effect
Faulty, But Still Surprisingly Useful, Gopher Detector- Possessor gains an additional action immediately after actions are assigned based on turn-order-determining stat sums at the end of the beginning of the round if any of possessor's opponents are Animals, Constant Effect
Suprising!- Possessor has a 1% chance of gaining a new ability or effect at the start of each round, Contact Gad if this happens, Boss Effect
Abilities-
Spring-Loaded Boxing Fist- 7,500 Damage, 99% inflicts Fatigued: Stun, 1% this action repeats itself every round, Physical & Technology, 0 MP
Fire the Kitchen Sink- 12,000 Damage, 100% inflicts Fatigued: Stun, 50% inflicts Charm: Impressed, Physical & Water, 600 MP
Cook a Scrumptious Dinner- 11,000 Damage, Heals HP, Caster's HP is fully healed (to a max of 50,000,000 points) if the round number is a multiple of 7, 165,000 MP
Bake Exploding Pie- 11,500 Damage, inflicts Pain: Stomachache, 60% inflicts Pain, Pierces all Defense of targets below Level 40, Fire & Earth, 210,000 MP
Watch that Has Button Labelled 'Stop Reptiles'- 30% inflicts Petrified: Time Stop on Reptiles, 1 hit against 50, Technology, 500,000 MP
Liberate Summons- Target under Level 40's summons join caster's side of battle and are controlled by caster, said summons vanish at the end of battle and may not be carried in summon slots, Magic & Air, 275,000 MP
Cunning Spy Disguise- Caster's subtype is changed to any base subtype, Caster enters any row formation that does not include individuals over Level 60, Caster's Damage dealt is increased by 5,000 points for 6 rounds, At the end of the round 6 rounds from this ability's casting, caster has a 100% chance of inflicting Confusion or Charm: Impressed on all members of caster's row formation, Technology & Air, 65,000 MP
Broadcast Radio that Only Sharks Can Hear- Each individual in battle whose name includes 'Shark' immeidately performs an action controlled by caster if below Level 90, Water & Technology, 700,000 MP
Brain-Photographing Camera- Scans target's stats, Caster may set caster's MIN to a value equal to target's MIN if this action successfully scans target's stats, Psychic & Technology, 400,000 MP
Drops-
137,500 Gold
13,750 XP

*Surprising Robot (Blood Mirage Mode With Added Power)
Level 24 Boss
Robot, Technology
HP- 5,716,802
MP- 5,555,413
STR- 11,100
AGI- 13,100
CON- 12,100
MIN- 13,100
SPI- 15,607
XP- 0
Defense- 6,000
Defense against Stat Damage- 1,200
Critical Chance- 24%
Resilience- 24%
To Hit- 148%
Dodge- 24%
Resistances and Immunities- 50% Progress Resistance
Prime Attribute- Agility or Spirit
Constant Effects-
Armor of Fancy Reflection- A random base element is chosen at the start of each round of battle whose round number is 1, Possessor gains the ability to reflect each such element, The same element may be chosen multiple times, Constant Effect
Bird Rotator- Possessor controls the actions of all Aerial pets and summons below Level 60, Constant Effect
Killborg Detonator- Possessor's opponents whose name includes 'Killborg' or 'Loveborg' who are below Level 80 are defeated at the start of every round, Constant Effect
Alterable Calendar that Only Dwarves Notice- Caster may change the current round's number to any number at the start of each round unless any of possessor's opponents is both a Humanoid and a Fae, Constant Effect
Faulty, But Still Surprisingly Useful, Gopher Detector- Possessor gains an additional action immediately after actions are assigned based on turn-order-determining stat sums at the end of the beginning of the round if any of possessor's opponents are Animals, Constant Effect
Just the Tool for the Job: Bearproof Force Field- Possessor takes no damage from individuals whose name includes 'Bear' or whose Constant Effects' or Abilities' names include 'Bear' or, while said individuals are present, the detransformed selves of any such individuals, Constant Effect
Suprising!- Possessor has a 1% chance of gaining a new ability or effect at the start of each round, Contact Gad if this happens, Boss Effect
Abilities-
Spring-Loaded Boxing Fist- 7,500 Damage, 99% inflicts Fatigued: Stun, 1% this action repeats itself every round, Physical & Technology, 0 MP
Fire the Kitchen Sink- 12,000 Damage, 100% inflicts Fatigued: Stun, 50% inflicts Charm: Impressed, Physical & Water, 600 MP
Cook a Scrumptious Dinner- 11,000 Damage, Heals HP, Caster's HP is fully healed (to a max of 50,000,000 points) if the round number is a multiple of 7, 165,000 MP
Bake Exploding Pie- 11,500 Damage, inflicts Pain: Stomachache, 60% inflicts Pain, Pierces all Defense of targets below Level 40, Fire & Earth, 210,000 MP
Watch that Has Button Labelled 'Stop Reptiles'- 30% inflicts Petrified: Time Stop on Reptiles, 1 hit against 50, Technology, 500,000 MP
Liberate Summons- Target under Level 40's summons join caster's side of battle and are controlled by caster, said summons vanish at the end of battle and may not be carried in summon slots, Magic & Air, 275,000 MP
Cunning Spy Disguise- Caster's subtype is changed to any base subtype, Caster enters any row formation that does not include individuals over Level 60, Caster's Damage dealt is increased by 5,000 points for 6 rounds, At the end of the round 6 rounds from this ability's casting, caster has a 100% chance of inflicting Confusion or Charm: Impressed on all members of caster's row formation, Technology & Air, 65,000 MP
Broadcast Radio that Only Sharks Can Hear- Each individual in battle whose name includes 'Shark' immeidately performs an action controlled by caster if below Level 90, Water & Technology, 700,000 MP
Brain-Photographing Camera- Scans target's stats, Caster may set caster's MIN to a value equal to target's MIN if this action successfully scans target's stats, Psychic & Technology, 400,000 MP
Drops-
137,500 Gold
13,750 XP

*Tristriana the Wandering Seer
Level 24 Boss
Human, Psychic
HP- 42,518,305
MP- 46,552,301
STR- 13,000
AGI- 13,900
CON- 13,500
MIN- 14,700
SPI- 14,900
XP- 0
Defense- 6,000
Defense against Stat Damage- 1,500
Critical Chance- 30%
Resilience- 24%
To Hit- 148%
Dodge- 48%
Resistances and Immunities- 50% Magic Resistance, 96% Minor Status Effect Resistance, 48% Moderate Status Effect Resistance
Prime Attribute- Mind
Constant Effects-
World Loom Project Member- Possessor obatins +13,000 to all stats if one of possessor's allies possesses the ability 'Reality Coder', Possessor counts as possessing the ability 'Reality Coder' if at least two of possessor's allies have the ability 'World Loom Project Member', Possessor gains Minor Status Effect Immunity if possessor possesses an ally who possesses the ability 'Reality Coder', Boss Effect
Seer's Precision- Possessor obtains +10% Critical, +48% To Hit, and +36% Dodge, Constant Effect
Had Issues With Being On Fire, But Those Got Fixed- Does nothing, Constant Effect
Abilities-
Seer's Needle- 16,000 Damage, 40% inflicts Pain, this action gains +24% To Hit, Physical or Psychic or Physical & Psychic, 0 MP
Prediction- Target's next attack gains +48% To Hit and +48% Dodge, does not stack, Psychic, 20,000 MP
Area Scan- Caster scans the stats of each opponent, Caster and caster's allies obtain a non-stacking buff that provides +48% To Hit, +24% Critical, and +24% Dodge against individuals whose stats were scanned successfully by this action, Psychic, 300,000 MP
Violet Leaves- 17,000 Damage, 1,400 MIN Damage, 80% inflicts Mindblasted, 2 hits against 40, Psychic, 30,000 MP
Spin Fate Downwards- The next offensive attack targeting target cannot miss if target is below Level 40, does not stack, Psychic, 400,000 MP
Spin Fate Upwards- The next offensive attack targeting target cannot hit if its source is below Level 40, does not stack, Psychic, 400,000 MP
Drops-
300,000 Gold
30,000 XP
<Not Yet Defeated>

The Surprising Robots do not generate new abilities (this time... DUN DUN DUUUUN)

[Aeromage]

HOW SURPRISING

Surprising Robot (Blood Mirage Limited Mode: Turkey Dinner and a Slice of Pain Build)
Volatilis is immune to his shenanigans! Surprising Robot is not immune to being Death'd to death via Discs, because even if he rolls Magic or Darkness Reflection, Volatilis ignores it thanks to its Clipboard!


Surprising Robot (Blood Mirage Mode With Added Power)
Unsurprisingly, he goes down exactly the same way as his less-potent build.


Tristriana the Wandering Seer
It's always fun when you explore a world based on weird rules of reality.
She dies to the Discs.



New Defeats

Murphy's Mother
Beggirath the Sunknight
The Toothy Terror of Pardman Strait
Jacob Threst
Pete
Azmorgund of the Elder Runes
No-Heart
Lady Glacia, Star Freezer
Paul Hammer
The Serpent Walshandeth
Bessie LaGrand
Lady Bemberfress
Nathan Hapmann
Ami Weste
Azral Hinderdrak
Lady Amard
Lord Eamonn
Tristriana the Wandering Seer

[The Nottest of Daves]

ROUND 25
Count Luciano and the Joymerchant join the ranks of the Newly Defeated!

*Bazefar, The Shepherd of Winds
Level 25 Boss
Outsider, Air
HP- 37,445,859
MP- 38,551,304
STR- 26,400
AGI- 31,500
CON- 27,200
MIN- 30,300
SPI- 30,400
XP- 0
Defense- 14,200
Defense against Stat Damage- 3,850
Critical Chance- 35%
Resilience- 35%
To Hit- 148%
Dodge- 50%
Resistances and Immunities- Reflects Air, Air Immunity, Earth Immunity, Immune to all minor and moderate status effects
Prime Attribute- Agility or Spirit
Constant Effects-
The Shepherd of Winds- Possessor gains +20,000 to all stats if in a Zone of Air, Possessor gains 3 additional actions per round if possessor is in a Zone of Air, Possessor loses possessor's Earth Immunity and gains a 300% Earth Weakness while possessor is in a Zone of Earth, Boss Effect
Eidolon-Capable- Possessor takes double damage from effects replicated by spells whose name includes 'Fading Call', to a max of 4,000,000 additional Damage, Possessor takes double damage, to a max of 2,000,000 additional damage per round, from summons, Constant Effect
Abilities-
Wind Shepherd's Crook- 35,000 Damage, May inflict Suffocation, Air or Physical or Air & Physical, 0 MP
Mantle of Wandering Winds- Target gains +5,000 AGI and +25% Dodge as a non-stacking buff that lasts 5 rounds, Air, 1,600,000 MP
Sky Door- 42,000 Damage, Caster removes all Zones that are not Zones of Air that are from sources below Level 60 from battle, Caster removes all Phantom Terrain that is not Sky that is from sources below Level 60 from battle, Caster creates a Zone of Air, 1 hit against 10, Air, 1,000,000 MP
Healing Winds- 84,000 Damage, Heals HP, 1 hit against 10, Air, 600,000 MP
Phantom Overcrash: Evergale- 420,000 Damage, Caster's Prime Attribute becomes Agility + Spirit for this action, This action repeats itself at the start of every round with the same targets at no MP cost without requiring its caster's MP to be nonzero to be repeated, Sets caster's MP to 0 for the remainder of the thread, If another individual replicates this ability (including replicating it as though its possessor on the Boss List were casting it), said individual's MP is set to 0 for the remainder of the thread, This ability may be replicated (with this not counting this ability's natural ability to repeat each round) a max of once per thread, this action may gain '1 hit against 5' and deal 1/2 Damage, This ability may not be replicated (including replicating it as though its possessor on the Boss List were using it) (with this not counting this ability's natural ability to repeat each round) by an individual who possesses 0 MP, Light & Darkness & Fate, 1 MP
Drops-
937,500 Gold
93,750 XP

*Count Luciano of Symvektria
Level 25 Boss
Human, Acid
HP- 76,821,225
MP- 79,800,000
STR- 14,300
AGI- 16,000
CON- 14,900
MIN- 16,000
SPI- 15,800
XP- 0
Defense- 7,000
Defense against Stat Damage- 1,900
Critical Chance- 50%
Resilience- 50%
To Hit- 150%
Dodge- 50%
Resistances and Immunities- 90% Acid Resistance, 80% Technology Resistance, 50% Magic Resistance, 50% Fire Resistance, 50% Ice Resistance, 50% Electrical Resistance, 100% Minor Status Effect Resistance, 50% Moderate Status Effect Resistance, Minor Status Effect Immunity against sources below Level 60, Moderate Status Effect Immunity against Sources below Level 60, Stat Damage Immunity against sources below Level 60
Prime Attribute- Mind + Agility
Constant Effects-
World Loom Project Member- Possessor obatins +16,000 to all stats if one of possessor's allies possesses the ability 'Reality Coder', Possessor counts as possessing the ability 'Reality Coder' if at least two of possessor's allies have the ability 'World Loom Project Member', Possessor gains Minor Status Effect Immunity if possessor possesses an ally who possesses the ability 'Reality Coder', Boss Effect
Alchemist's Protective Gear- Possessor obtains +7,000 Defense, +1,600 Defense against Stat Damage, +40% Resilience, +10% Acid Resistance, +10% Fire Resistance, +10% Ice Resistance, and +10% Electrical Resistance, Constant Effect
Cunning- Possessor obtains +14,000 MIN, Possessor gains +50% Critical agianst targets with a lower Mind, Constant Effect
Escape the Bindings of Reality- Possessor may ignore the text of one debuff or negative status effect present on it that comes from a source below Level 60 (being able to change which is being ignored at any time), Constant Effect
Eerie Goggles- Possessor's Confusion: Fear infliction chances are increased by 10%, Possessor's To Hit and Critical cannot be reduced by debuffs from sources below Level 40, Constant Effect
Abilities-
Alchemical Bombs- 20,000 Damage, 100% may inflict Poison, Burning, Dissolving, Confusion, Stat Drain, Impaired, or Paralyzed, 1 hit against 30, Acid or Magic or Acid & Any one base element or Magic & Any one base element, 0 MP
Deadly Poison Assassination Dagger- 21,000 Damage, 200% inflicts Poison, This action gains +40% Critical, 50% kills targets below Level 30, Darkness & Poison, 300,000 MP
Deprogamatize- Target loses the subtype Coded Being and gains a base Tier 1 or Tier 2 subtype of its choice, Technology or Magic or Spatial, 3,000,000 MP
Ponder- Caster gains +14,000 MIN until the end of caster's next action, Caster's next attack deals double Damage (to a max of 200,000,000 additional Damage), does not stack, Psychic or Magic or Water, 40,000 MP
Puppetry of Men- 200% inflicts Charm, 1 hit against 15, Psychic & Magic, 400,000 MP
Release- Target is cured of all negative status effects and debuffs with sources below Level 40, Magic or Psychic or Air, 500,000 MP
Infusion Tonic- Target gains any one base element of caster's choice if target is either below Level 40 or willing, Fire or Magic or Energy, 300,000 MP
Goliath Tonic- Target gains +14,000 STR, +14,000 CON, +10% Critical, and -10% Dodge, does not stack, lasts 15 rounds, Physical & Acid, 400,000 MP
Deadly Spray- 200% inflicts any three minor negative status effects, Acid or Darkness or Water, 600,000 MP
Clockwork Gun- 20,000 Damage, This action gains +40% To Hit and +15% Critical, Technology or Technology & Air, 400,000 MP
Drops-
468,750 Gold
46,875 XP
<Not Yet Defeated>

*Joyful Magus Abshallom
Level 25 Boss
Undead, Acid
HP- 50,225,806
MP- 50,315,000
STR- 14,300
AGI- 14,500
CON- 15,700
MIN- 15,800
SPI- 15,800
XP- 0
Defense- 7,000
Defense against Stat Damage- 1,900
Critical Chance- 38%
Resilience- 45%
To Hit- 135%
Dodge- 35%
Resistances and Immunities- Absorbs Darkness, 50% Magic Resistance, Hexed Immunity, Diseased Immunity, Pain Immunity, Poison Immunity, Fatigued Immunity, 100% Minor Status Effect Resistance, 50% Moderate Status Effect Resistance
Prime Attribute- Spirit
Constant Effects-
Joymerchant of the Ebon Book- Possessor may summon 5 Undead of Level 25 or lower that are normally fightable for drops on the Enemy List at the start of each round, Possessor's allies have their stats and Damage dealt doubled, Possessor's allies gain 'Absorbs Darkness', Boss Effect
Abilities-
Ebon Blade- 20,000 Damage, 100% may inflict Wounded, Hexed, or Voidstruck, Darkness or Physical or Magic or Air, 0 MP
Joymerchant's Sermon- 100% inflicts Charm, Caster may give individuals who are afflicted with Charm by this action the subtype Undead, Darkness & Air, 0 MP
Control Undead- Caster gains control of the choices of target Undead that is below Level 25 and not Immune to Charm or Dominion, Darkness or Magic, 500,000 MP
Bolster Undead (Mass)- Target Undead gain +15,000 to all stats, stacks 2 times, 1 hit against 3,000, Darkness, 2,000,000 MP
Lifecurse- Target non-Undead obtains -1,500 to all stats and has a 200% chance of being afflicted with Hexed, This action counts as involving a Necromancy spell, Darkness or Magic, 300,000 MP
Skullcloud- 20,000 Damage, 150% inflicts Confusion: Fear, 100% inflicts Hexed, 100% inflicts Hexed: Leech, This action counts as involving a Necromancy spell, 1 hit against 600, Darkness or Darkness & Air, 600,000 MP
Joyous Blessing- Target Undead is afflicted with Rejuvenation, Fortified, and Invigorated, Darkness, 200,000 MP
Drops-
312,500 Gold
31,250 XP
<Not Yet Defeated>

[Aeromage]

WHERE ARE THEY ALL COMING FROM


Bazefar, The Shepherd of Winds
Eidolons! I need to get some of those.
The Discs kill it.


Count Luciano of Symvektria
A bizarrely ominous alchemist from that same weird alt-rules world! He still dies to the DIscs.


Joyful Magus Abshallom
You know, I feel like we're all going to regret ignoring this whole brewing Joymerchant/Fleshwarper slapfight at some juncture.
Volatilis ignores his Darkness Absorption and offs him with the Discs. The Undead are swiftly exploded thereafter.


New Defeats

Murphy's Mother
Beggirath the Sunknight
The Toothy Terror of Pardman Strait
Jacob Threst
Pete
Azmorgund of the Elder Runes
No-Heart
Lady Glacia, Star Freezer
Paul Hammer
The Serpent Walshandeth
Bessie LaGrand
Lady Bemberfress
Nathan Hapmann
Ami Weste
Azral Hinderdrak
Lady Amard
Lord Eamonn
Tristriana the Wandering Seer
Count Luciano of Symvektria
Joyful Magus Abshallom

[The Nottest of Daves]

ROUND 26
Doctor Harold and Wally Sandiego are STAMPED of the NEWNESS!

*Bostman Gurnley
Level 26 Boss
Human, Physical
HP- 65,203,401
MP- 60,222,170
STR- 17,000
AGI- 17,100
CON- 16,500
MIN- 14,500
SPI- 14,900
XP- 0
Defense- 7,400
Defense against Stat Damage- 1,700
Critical Chance- 52%
Resilience- 40%
To Hit- 150%
Dodge- 45%
Resistances and Immunities- 90% Water Resistance, 52% Minor Status Effect Resistance, 26% Moderate Status Effect Resistance
Prime Attribute- Strength or Agility
Constant Effects-
Pirate Captain- Possessor may summon 5 Humans or Aquatics below Level 20 whose name includes 'Pirate', 'Bandit', 'Corsair', or 'Ruffian' from the Enemy List that are normally fightable for drops at the start of each round, Possessor's allies' HP and Damage dealt are doubled, Boss Effect
Aqua-Doubles- At the start of each round, possessor summons two non-unique versions of 'Bostman Gurnley' from the Boss List that possess 7,000,000 Max HP, 7,000,000 Max MP, no Constant Effect named 'Aqua Doubles', and no boss effects, Max 2 summoned, Constant Effect
Low HP Against Guns- If the first Damage dealt to possessor is from a Gun, possessor's Max HP is replaced with a value of 25,000,000 before the Damage is applied, Constant Effect
Abilities-
Ocean Cutlass- 23,000 Damage, 90% inflicts Wounded, 90% may inflict Drowning, Physical or Water or Physical & Water, 0 MP
Disruption Shot- 23,000 Damage, Electrical and Water, Target individual below Level 40 loses a Weapon slot and an Accessory slot, stacks 5 times, Electrical & Water, 100,000 MP
Pirate Lord's Cannon-Shot- 23,000 Damage, 150% inflicts Fatigued: Stun, Physical or Technology & Air, 10,000 MP
Rallying Cry- Caster's allies gain +8,500 to all stats, does not stack, Air, 30,000 MP
Disarming Shot- 23,000 Damage, Unequips one of target's weapons (chosen by caster) if target is below Level 40, Physical & Air, 60,000 MP
Bullet Wave- 23,000 Damage, 1 hit against 30,000, if this attack would miss, its miss chance is recalculated up to two times, Physical & Air, 60,000 MP
Drops-
390,000 Gold
39,000 XP

*Doctor Harold Ghomass
Level 26 Boss
Human, Technology
HP- 55,223,801
MP- 66,402,400
STR- 16,200
AGI- 16,800
CON- 16,300
MIN- 17,100
SPI- 16,100
XP- 0
Defense- 7,500
Defense against Stat Damage- 2,000
Critical Chance- 52%
Resilience- 30%
To Hit- 140%
Dodge- 33%
Resistances and Immunities- 104% Minor Status Effect Resistance, 52% Moderate Status Effect Resistance
Prime Attribute- Mind
Constant Effects-
Driven Inventor- At the start of each round, possessor may summon 1 Machine or Clockwork from the Enemy List that is Level 25 or lower that is normally fightable for drops, At the end of each round, possessor may give one of its allies +16,000 to all stats as a non-stacking buff, Boss Effect
Died Without Seeing His Vision Realized- Possessor's opponents may choose to Defeat possessor if at any point possessor is in possession of 5 or more Hope element buffs or debuffs with opposing sources or if posssessor's opponents include an Air & Technology element Vehicle & Aerial of Level 25 or greater, Constant Effect
Abilities-
Giant Wrench- 18,500 Damage, This action deals double Damage to Robots, Machines, and Clockworks, Technology or Physical, 0 MP
Tune Up?- Target Robot, Clockwork, or Machine has a 75% chance of regenerating 5,500,000 HP and MP and obtaining +8,000 to all stats as a buff that stacks 3 times, Technology, 20,000 MP
Let's Try Something New!- The elements of each of target Robot, Machine or Clockwork from the Enemy List's abilities are all changed to a random combination of base elements, Technology & Air & Water, 200,000 MP
Missile Battery! What!?- 22,000 Damage, 3 hits against 50, Caster is afflicted with Confusion: Surprised, Technology & Fire, 200,000 MP
The GREEN Ray!- 22,000 Damage, 2,200 CON Damage to targets that are not Elementals, Undead, or Spirits, 100% inflicts Stat Drain, 100% inflicts Dissolving on Undead and Spirits, Technology & Acid, 400,000 MP
Portalization Procedure- Target Machine, Robot, Clockwork, or Aerial gains the ability to spend an action to travel to any battlespace that is part of the same battle so long as non individual of Level 60 or greater in the battlespace it is entering or the battlespace it is leaving objects, Spatial & Fire & Technology, 600,000 MP
Tape And Chewing Gum Restoration- Target Machine, Robot, or Clockwork killed by a source below Level 40 is resurrected until the end of next round, Technology, 500,000 MP
Drops-
390,000 Gold
39,000 XP
<Not Yet Defeated>

*Walleil Sondreideigo
Level 26 Boss
Human, Air
HP- 99,683,600
MP- 99,522,897
STR- 16,800
AGI- 17,200
CON- 16,500
MIN- 16,500
SPI- 16,400
XP- 0
Defense- 7,500
Defense against Stat Damage- 2,100
Critical Chance- 52%
Resilience- 45%
To Hit- 152%
Dodge- 48%
Resistances and Immunities- 95% Air Resistance, 50% Magic Resistance, 50% Technology Resistance, 108% Minor Status Effect Resistance, 54% Moderate Status Effect Resistance, Minor Status Effect Immunity against sources below Level 60, Moderate Status Effect Immunity against Sources below Level 60, Stat Damage Immunity against sources below Level 60
Prime Attribute- Agility
Constant Effects-
Sun Seeker- Possessor's stats are doubled if possessor has at least one unique ally, Possessor gains Light Immunity if possessor possesses at least one unique ally, Boss Effect
Survived Incredible Odds- The first action each battle that would kill possessor is instead cancelled, Possessor gains Light Immunity, Burning Immunity, and Awestruck Immunity, Constant Effect
Can Appear On The Other Side Of Doors- Possessor gains +52% To Hit and Critical against Large Structures, Possessor ignores increases to Dodge, Resilience, and Defense that come from buffs with Large Structures as sources, Constant Effect
Crown of Solar Protection- Possessor gains 40% Darkness Resistance, Possessor gains +7,000 Defense, Possessor deals 200,000 additional Light element Damage, Possessor may choose to possess 'Reflects Fire' against sources below Level 60, Constant Effect
Usually Emotionless- Possessor gains Confusion Immunity and Pain Immunity unless either possessor only possesses a lone opponent across all battlespaces or unless possessor's HP is less than 10% of possessor's Max HP, Constant Effect
Jewels of the Silent Palace- Possessor's opponents of lower Level who are below Level 60 may not cast spells, Constant Effect
Abilities-
Conjured Crossbow- 15,500 Damage, This ability may not have its text altered by sources below Level 60, This ability may not be removed by sources below Level 60, Physical or Air, 0 MP
Heavy Offender- 22,000 Damage, 100% inflicts Fatigued: Stun, 35% inflicts Wounded, Physical & Earth & Air, 300,000 MP
Red Dawnbomb- 22,000 Damage, Removes all Zones with sources below Level 60 that are not Zones of Fire or Light from caster's battlespace, Creates a Zone of Fire & Light that has a non-stacking effect attached to it that gives its creator +52% Critical with actions that are not this action, 1 hit against 30,000, Fire & Light, 600,000 MP
Sun Bolt- 22,000 Damage, 100% inflicts Awestruck, Deals double Damage (to a max of 50,000,000 additional points) to targets that are not Solar Beings, Light, 200,000 MP
Wish Granter- Target individual gains +16,000 to any one stat, gains Immunity to any one minor negative status effect, gains Immunity to any one moderate negative status effect, and is afflicted with any one minor positive status effect, Caster must either have a willing opponent or a willing ally to cast this action, Magic or Air or Psychic, 600,000 MP
Cloak of Mists- Caster gains +52% Dodge, Caster gains an additional +52% Dodge against actions from the back row, Caster gains 20% Air Resistance, 20% Ice Resistance, and 20% Water Resistance, Does not stack, lasts 8 rounds, Air, 300,000 MP
Rapid Fire- 20,000 Damage, 4 hits against 500, This action obtains -50% To Hit, Technology & Air & Physical, 500,000 MP
Hundred Crossbow Offensive- 20,000 Damage, 1 hit against 100, Technology & Air & Physical, 100,000 MP
Leap- Caster gains +25% Dodge for one round, Caster may move to the front row or back row, does not stack, Air, 10,000 MP
Leap-Shot- 21,000 Damage, deals full Damage to targets in the back row, Caster gains +25% Dodge for one round, Caster may move to the front row or back row, does not stack, Air or Air & Physical, 30,000 MP
Doormaker's Domain- Caster creates a Zone of Earth and attaches an effect to it that gives all individuals who possess the ability or Constant Effect 'Can Appear On The Other Side Of Doors' +52% Dodge and the ability to Dodge Flat Damage attacks, does not stack, Earth, 250,000 MP
Silver Handcuffs- 100% inflicts Entombed: Incarcerated, 100% inflicts Paralyzed, Earth or Earth & Metal, 200,000 MP
Grappler Crossbow- 21,000 Damage, This action may only be used as a counter to an action that moves its performer into another battlespace, This action may target individuals below Level 40 in other battlespaces, This action moves its user to its target's battlespace, Physical & Air or Technology & Air, 60,000 MP
Mindreading- Caster scans target's stats, Caster gains +20% Critical against target if said scanning is successful as a non-stacking buff, Psychic, 30,000 MP
Drops-
585,000 Gold
58,500 XP
<Not Yet Defeated>

[Aeromage]

PIRATES


Bostman Gurnley
Discs fall, the Pirate dies. His clones and crew follow shortly after whilst fighting each other.


Doctor Harold Ghomass
This guy sounds like he'd have been fun to add to a guild. Perhaps someday he can!
For now, though, Discs.


Walleil Sondreideigo
This guy gets the award for Sticking In My Mind For Years And Holding My Interest Despite Only Appearing In That One Quest. Nice jewels, too!
Fortunately, Volatilis is immune to him and ignores his amazing survival shenanigans.
Also because using the Discs isn't actually an action.
Off he goes.


New Defeats

Murphy's Mother
Beggirath the Sunknight
The Toothy Terror of Pardman Strait
Jacob Threst
Pete
Azmorgund of the Elder Runes
No-Heart
Lady Glacia, Star Freezer
Paul Hammer
The Serpent Walshandeth
Bessie LaGrand
Lady Bemberfress
Nathan Hapmann
Ami Weste
Azral Hinderdrak
Lady Amard
Lord Eamonn
Tristriana the Wandering Seer
Count Luciano of Symvektria
Joyful Magus Abshallom
Doctor Harold Ghomass
Walleil Sondreideigo

[The Nottest of Daves]

ROUND 27
Mr. Dr. Fleshwarper and LORD GREZMAN are welcomed to the HALL of DEFEAT!

*Dr. Orbo Breyl
Level 27 Boss
Bio-Horror, Physical
HP- 70,000,000
MP- 68,335,209
STR- 18,300
AGI- 18,200
CON- 18,300
MIN- 18,300
SPI- 18,100
XP- 0
Defense- 8,000
Defense against Stat Damage- 2,300
Critical Chance- 54%
Resilience- 54%
To Hit- 154%
Dodge- 50%
Resistances and Immunities- 90% Acid Resistance, 80% Water Resistance, 80% Electrical Resistance, Poison Immunity, Dissolving Immunity, Transmutation Immunity, 50% Necromancy Weakness, 108% Minor Status Effect Resistance, 54% Moderate Status Effect Resistance
Prime Attribute- Constitution or Mind
Constant Effects-
Fleshwarper- Possessor may summon up to 5 Bio-Horrors from the Enemy List that are below Level 25 at the start of each round, Possessor's allies have their stats and Damage dealt doubled, Possessor's summons count as possessing 2 additional Transmutation buffs, Boss Effect
Many Eyes- Possessor gains +54% To Hit, Constant Effect
Abilities-
Many Tendrils- 22,000 Damage, 1 hit against 500, Physical or Acid or Electrical, 0 MP
Scythe Tendril- 24,500 Damage, This action gains +54% Critical, Physical, 0 MP
X-Cutter- 24,500 Damage, 2 hits against 1, This action gains +54% Critical, Physical, 200,000 MP
Hundred Gazes- 2,400 MIN Damage, 100% inflicts Confusion, Paralyzed, Stat Drain, and Impaired, 1 hit against 100, Psychic or Magic & Acid or Technology & Air, 300,000 MP
Transmute: Weaken Body- Target obtains -9,000 to all stats, stacks 5 times, This action counts as involving a Transmutation spell, Acid or Magic, 200,000 MP
Transmute: Acid Form- Target gains the element Acid, Target deals 200,000 additional Acid element Damage, Target gains Acid Immunity, does not stack, This action counts as involving a Transmutation spell, Acid, 800,000 MP
Transmute: Hundred Blade-Tendrils- Target may deal 200,000 Flat Physical element Damage to up to 100 targets at the start of each round, does not stack, This action counts as involving a Transmutation spell, Physical or Acid & Electrical, 750,000 MP
Transmute: Brittle Frame- Target obtains -54% Resilience and -8,000 Defense, does not stack, This action counts as involving a Transmuation spell, Earth or Magic & Physical, 400,000 MP
Transmutation-Cancelling Eye Ray- Removes all Transmutation buffs and/or debuffs from target that come from sources below Level 60, Acid & Psychic & Magic, 200,000 MP
Drops-
405,000 Gold
40,500 XP
<Not Yet Defeated>

*Florence Orion
Level 27 Boss
Human, Physical
HP- 61,201,222
MP- 70,516,308
STR- 15,100
AGI- 15,100
CON- 15,100
MIN- 18,500
SPI- 16,200
XP- 0
Defense- 8,100
Defense against Stat Damage- 2,330
Critical Chance- 50%
Resilience- 50%
To Hit- 154%
Dodge- 50%
Resistances and Immunities- 50% Magic Resistance, 50% Spatial Resistance, 52% Minor Status Effect Resistance, 26% Moderate Status Effect Resistance
Prime Attribute- Mind or Spirit
Constant Effects-
Nexus Librarian- Possessor may create and equip temporary copies of up to 10 Books or Tomes from the shop that are in stock and worth under 27,000,000 Gold, Boss Effect
Sagacious- Possessor obtains +18,500 MIN and +70,000,000 MP, Constant Effect
Scholar of Lost Worlds- Possessor obtains +18,000 MIN, +35,000,000 MP, and 30% Outsider Resistance, Constant Effect
Abilities-
Lesser Starbolt- 23,000 Damage, 50% inflicts Voidstruck: Astral Echoes, Astral, 0 MP
Mage Hand- 21,000 Damage, 50% may switch target's row to any row it target's row-order formation, Magic, 0 MP
Hundred Book Bombardment- 25,000, 4 hits against 25, Any combination of base elements, 10,000,000 MP
Meditation of Knowledge- Caster regnerates 30,000,000 MP, may switch any ten equipped Books or Tomes for Books or Tomes from the shop that are in stock and worth under 27,000,000 Gold, and obtains +18,000 MIN, does not stack, Psychic & Magic, 30,000 MP
Inform- Target ally of caster obtains +18,000 MIN, Magic, 30,000 MP
Research- Caster obtains +18,000 MIN and scans target's stats, Magic or Psychic, 30,000 MP
Levitate- Caster obtains +25% Dodge, lasts 15 rounds, Air & Psychic, 7,000 MP
Drops-
405,000 Gold
40,500 XP

*Lord Grezman
Level 27 Boss
Human, Ice
HP- 71,000,000
MP- 70,022,305
STR- 17,900
AGI- 17,800
CON- 17,800
MIN- 17,900
SPI- 17,700
XP- 0
Defense- 8,000, +8,000 against Ice
Defense against Stat Damage- 2,300
Critical Chance- 50%
Resilience- 50%
To Hit- 148%
Dodge- 43%
Resistances and Immunities- 80% Ice Resistance, 80% Physical Resistance, 108% Minor Status Effect Resistance, 54% Moderate Status Effect Resistance
Prime Attribute- Strength or Spirit
Constant Effects-
Lord of the Realm- Possessor may summon 5 Humans or Golems below Level 20 that are normally fightable for drops on the Enemy List at the start of each round, Possessor's allies have their stats and Damage dealt doubled, Boss Effect
Elite Golem Guard- Possessor summons 12 Iron Golem at the beginning of battle, These summons count as Rune Magic summons and gain +5,000 to all stats, Boss Effect
Golems from Lili- Unique PC opponents of possessor named 'Lili von Mion' who are Level 45 or greater may control the actions of possessor's summons, Constant Effect
Iceproof Cloak- Possessor obtains +8,000 Defense against Ice, Possessor gains +50% Resilience against Ice element actions, Possessor gains 100% Frozen Resistance, Constant Effect
Abilities-
Great Golden Blade- 21,000 Damage, Earth or Magic or Magic & Earth or Earth & Fire, 0 MP
Ruby Slash- 22,000 Damage, 100% may inflict Burning, Fire & Magic, 10,000 MP
Freeze- 200% inflicts Frozen, 50% inflicts Frozen: Cubed, Ice, 200,000 MP
Ice Rain- 20,000 Damage, 100% inflicts Frozen, 1 hit against 6,000, Ice, 600,000 MP
Icicle Bolts- 21,000 Damage, This action pierces 8,000 Defense, 50% may inflict Wounded, 2 hits against 30, Ice or Ice & Physical or Ice & Magic, 200,000 MP
Muster Troops- Caster summons 60 Humans below Level 20 that are normally fightable for drops on the Enemy List, Max 200 summoned, Air, 200,000 MP
Direct- Target gains an action after this action, Air, 300,000 MP
Drops-
405,000 Gold
40,500 XP
<Not Yet Defeated>

[Aeromage]

OH GOD THEY JUST KEEP COMING
IT'S TOO LATE TO STOP


Dr. Orbo Breyl
Eyes, meet Discs. Goodbye.
His summoned horrors all flail at each other until explosion.


Florence Orion
It's been a while since the library was visited. Perhaps another browse is due.
Florence is killed by the Discs!


Lord Grezman
I recall this guy got gifted golems so Lili could go on her dimension-hopping adventure.
They don't stop him from dying to the Discs, though. Nor can they withstand the control and subsequent explosions for themselves.



New Defeats

Murphy's Mother
Beggirath the Sunknight
The Toothy Terror of Pardman Strait
Jacob Threst
Pete
Azmorgund of the Elder Runes
No-Heart
Lady Glacia, Star Freezer
Paul Hammer
The Serpent Walshandeth
Bessie LaGrand
Lady Bemberfress
Nathan Hapmann
Ami Weste
Azral Hinderdrak
Lady Amard
Lord Eamonn
Tristriana the Wandering Seer
Count Luciano of Symvektria
Joyful Magus Abshallom
Doctor Harold Ghomass
Walleil Sondreideigo
Dr. Orbo Breyl
Lord Grezman

[The Nottest of Daves]

ROUND 28
FREE GZEET, ERNESTO

*Alroy the Half-Deaf Leprechaun
Level 28 Boss
Fae, Magic
HP- 57,150,000
MP- 91,375,000
STR- 17,000
AGI- 16,800
CON- 17,300
MIN- 16,100
SPI- 19,700
XP- 0
Defense- 8,800
Defense against Stat Damage- 2,350
Critical Chance- 56%
Resilience- 56%
To Hit- 156%
Dodge- 56%
Resistances and Immunities- Earth Immunity, Water Immunity, Light Immunity, 100% Darkness Weakness, 20% Physical Weakness, 56% Minor Status Effect Resistance, 28% Moderate STatus Effect
Prime Attribute- Spirit
Constant Effects-
Nemesis of Einarr- Possessor gains +18,000 to all stats if any of possessor's opponents includes an individual whose name includes 'Einarr', Boss Effect
Lucky- Possessor gains +56% Critical, +56% Dodge, +56% To Hit, and +56% Resilience, Constant Effect
Half-Deaf- At the start of each round, there is a 50% chance that possessor is treated as afflicted with Impaired: Deaf until the end of the round, Constant Effect
Abilities-
Shaleighleigh- 26,000 Damage, 100% inflicts Fatigued: Stun, Physical, 0 MP
Bestow Luck- Target gains +56% Critical, +56% Dodge, +56% To Hit, and +56% Resilience, does not stack, Fortune, 30,000 MP
Quizzical Dance- Inflicts four random minor status effects per target, 1 hit against 50, Magic & Air, 10,000 MP
Ride a Rainbow- Caster may, provided no opponent present is Level 40 or greater, exit the current battlespace and enter another linked battlespace, with any individual who is either in said new battlespace or in said original battlespace and above Level 40, take an action to end said new battle, with all individuals in said new battlespace being moved to said original battlespace when such occurs, Said battlespace ends after 7 rounds, with all individuals in said new battlespace being moved to said original battlespace when such occurs, This ability cannot be cast while in a battlespace created by this ability, This ability may be used as a preemptive counter once per thread, Air & Light & Magic, 35,000 MP
Gold Fountain- 20,000 Damage, 100% inflicts Entombed, 1 hit against 18,000, Earth or Earth & Magic, 15,000 MP
Hole In Your Pocket- 250,000 Gold Damage, Earth or Air or Physical or Magic, 5,000 MP
Leprechaun's Blessing- +56% To Hit, +56% Critical, +56% Dodge, +56% Resilience, inflicts Favored: Good Fortune, does not stack, Magic, 30,000 MP
Work Up Some Magic- Target gains +7,777 to one stat, stacks 5 times per stat, Magic, 7,777 MP
Confound- Inflicts 3 random minor negative status effects, inflicts Hexed: Ill Fortune, 60% cancels target's action if target is below Level 40 and this ability is used as a preemptive counter, may be used as a preemptive counter against targets below Level 40, Magic, 25,000 MP
Kooky Wish- Caster chooses three different abilities performable by entities on the Enemy List that are below Level 50 and normally performable for drops; this action replicates the effect of one of them as though a copy of said entity were performing said ability, Magic, 200,000 MP
Drops-
405,000 Gold
40,500 XP

*Ernesto the Dwarven Chef
Level 28 Boss
Humanoid, Fire
HP- 71,000,000
MP- 70,022,305
STR- 19,500
AGI- 16,000
CON- 19,500
MIN- 16,300
SPI- 16,500
XP- 0
Defense- 8,000, +8,000 against Fire, +2,000 against Physical
Defense against Stat Damage- 2,300
Critical Chance- 56%
Resilience- 56%
To Hit- 145%
Dodge- 38%
Resistances and Immunities- 80% Fire Resistance, 50% Psychic Weakness, 112% Minor Status Effect Resistance, 56% Moderate Status Effect Resistance
Prime Attribute- Strength
Constant Effects-
Member of Alrick's Brigade- Possessor obtains +17,000 to all stats if possessor possesses any unique allies who either possess an ability or Constant Effect named 'Member of Alrick's Brigade' or are in the same guild as a PC named 'Alrick Slizer', Boss Effect
Abilities-
Cleaver-Axe Blow- 23,000 Damage, 100% may inflict Wounded, 50% may inflict Fatigued: Stun, Physical, 0 MP
Flambe- 22,000 Damage, -5,000 Defense, stacks 3 times, Fire, 200,000 MP
Dwarven Roaster- 22,000 Damage, HP Drain dealt to target is increased by 23,000 points, stacks 200 times, 1 hit against 500, Fire, 400,000 MP
Delicious Meal!- 22,000 Damage, Heals, Cures one minor negative status effect, 1 hit against 500, Fire & Earth, 200,000 MP
Dinner Bell- All individuals in all battlespaces of the battle that caster is in who are not Immune to Charm or Immune to either Fatigued or Fatigued: Starvation who are below Level 40 are moved to caster's battlespace, Air & Fire & Psychic, 200,000 MP
Arcanist Card Toss- 20,000 Damage, 50% inflicts Manablasted, This action counts as including an Arcanist Magic spell, Magic, 30,000 MP
Inform About Anime- Target obtains +2,500 MIN, does not stack, 50% inflicts Fatigued: Tired on targets who do not possess any abilities or Constant Effects whose name includes 'Anime', Psychic & Technology, 5,000 MP
Drops-
420,000 Gold
42,000 XP
<Not Yet Defeated>

*Freeg Gzeet
Level 28 Boss
Fae, Darkness
HP- 52,916,540
MP- 88,194,118
STR- 16,000
AGI- 19,500
CON- 18,900
MIN- 19,100
SPI- 19,500
XP- 0
Defense- 8,000
Defense against Stat Damage- 2,300
Critical Chance- 56%
Resilience- 56%
To Hit- 156%
Dodge- 56%
Resistances and Immunities- Absorbs Fortune, Darkness Immunity, Throwing Weapon Immunity, Hexed Immunity, Cursed Immunity, 112% Minor Status Effect Resistance, 56% Moderate Status Effect Resistance
Prime Attribute- Agility or Spirit
Constant Effects-
Enemy of Nexus- Possessor summons 20 Fae or Humanoids of Level 20 or lower from the Enemy List that are normally fightable for drops every 5 rounds, Max 200 summoned, Possessor's summons have their stats and Damage dealt doubled, Boss Effect
Gremlin Lord- Possessor's opponents Critical Chance, Resilience, To Hit, and Dodge are halved, Boss Effect
Gremlin Luckmeister- Possessor obtains +56% Critical, +56% Resilience, +56% To Hit, and +56% Dodge, Constant Effect
That's Tantamount to Death- Possessor's opponents who are afflicted with Hexed are dealt 5,000,000 Flat Fortune & Darkness element Damage at the start of each round, Constant Effect
Abilities-
Umbrella Blade- 22,000 Damage, Physical or Air, 0 MP
Gremlin Claw- 20,000 Damage, 100% inflicts Hexed, -25% To Hit, -25% Dodge, -25% Critical, -25% Resilience, lasts 3 rounds, does not stack, Darkness or Fortune, 0 MP
Bad Luck- 224% inflicts Hexed, Darkness or Fortune or Darkness & Fortune, 0 MP
A Curse- 20% inflicts Cursed on targets below Level 40, Darkness or Fortune or Darkness & Fortune, 5,000,000 MP
Bad Luck Like Rain- 100% inflicts Hexed on every opponent, Darkness or Fortune or Air & Light, 300,000 MP
Firebomb- 23,000 Damage, 200% inflicts Burning, 1 hit against 3,000, Fire, 200,000 MP
Explosive Umbrella-Blade-Shot- 25,000 Damage, 100% inflicts Wounded, Technology & Fire & Physical, 200,000 MP
Drops-
420,000 Gold
42,000 XP
<Not Yet Defeated>

[Aeromage]

GOBLIIIIIIINS

Wait, wrong race.

GREMLIIIIIIINS


Alroy the Half-Deaf Leprechaun
Alroy was half-deaf. Now he's full-death. Luck doesn't save him from the Discs.


Ernesto the Dwarven Chef
Poor Ernesto got roped into listening to some catgirl's endless anime trivia. It's okay. The Discs will spare you that fate.


Freeg Gzeet
This is the Luck Band, apparently. Volatilis cuts through his Darkness Immunity to lay death in his face via Discs.



New Defeats

Murphy's Mother
Beggirath the Sunknight
The Toothy Terror of Pardman Strait
Jacob Threst
Pete
Azmorgund of the Elder Runes
No-Heart
Lady Glacia, Star Freezer
Paul Hammer
The Serpent Walshandeth
Bessie LaGrand
Lady Bemberfress
Nathan Hapmann
Ami Weste
Azral Hinderdrak
Lady Amard
Lord Eamonn
Tristriana the Wandering Seer
Count Luciano of Symvektria
Joyful Magus Abshallom
Doctor Harold Ghomass
Walleil Sondreideigo
Dr. Orbo Breyl
Lord Grezman
Ernesto the Dwarven Chef
Freeg Gzeet

[The Nottest of Daves]

ROUND 29
Only one New Boss here, it's BROCK!

*Brocksarr Seibooth
Level 29 Boss
Human, Earth
HP- 52,916,540
MP- 88,194,118
STR- 18,900
AGI- 19,200
CON- 18,900
MIN- 19,000
SPI- 19,100
XP- 0
Defense- 8,000
Defense against Stat Damage- 2,300
Critical Chance- 50%
Resilience- 52%
To Hit- 156%
Dodge- 56%
Resistances and Immunities- 50% Earth Resistance, 112% Minor Status Effect Resistance, 56% Moderate Status Effect Resistance
Prime Attribute- Agility or Strength
Constant Effects-
Brave Explorer- Possessor obtains +19,000 to all stats and gains Immunity to effects attached to Zones, Terrains, and Phantom Terrains by sources below Level 40 if possessor has no allies, Boss Effect
Bravery- Possessor gains Confusion: Fear Immunity, Constant Effect
Abilities-
Superkeen Machete- 23,000 Damage, This action gains +56% Critical, 100% may inflict Wounded, Physical, 0 MP
Dinosaur Hunter- 23,000 Damage, This action gains +56% Critical against Reptiles, This action deals double Damage (to a max of 200,000,000 additional Damage) to Reptiles, Physical & Technology, 23,000 MP
Double-Barrel Flameblast- 23,000 Damage, 100% inflicts Burning, 100% inflicts Fatigued: Stun, 2 hits against 5,000, Fire or Fire & Technology, 400,000 MP
Choking Smokebomb- 2,300 CON Damage, 100% may inflict Poison, Caster and up to 200 of caster's allies gain +40% Dodge for 3 rounds, does not stack, Air or Air & Darkness or Air & Acid, 400,000 MP
Flare Cannon- 23,000 Damage, Target obtains -50% Dodge, Fire & Technology, 200,000 MP
Cryptic Notes- Target gains a non-stacking buff that gives its possessor +19,000 MIN at the start of each round for 3 rounds as a buff that stacks 3 times if target's MIN is at least 19,000, Technology & Psychic, 500,000 MP
Swing Away!- Caster gains +56% Dodge against the action that this action is countering as a non-stacking effect, This action may only be used as a preemptive counter against actions that target its possessor, Air & Earth, 900,000 MP
Bag of Exotic Herbs- 20,000 Damage, Heals, Cures 3 minor negative status effects or (Cures one debuff from a source below Level 30), Earth or Earth & Magic, 200,000 MP
Drops-
435,000 Gold
43,500 XP
<Not Yet Defeated>

*The Gnarled Witch
Level 29 Boss
Monster, Wood
HP- 81,000,000
MP- 81,000,000
STR- 20,000
AGI- 18,000
CON- 21,000
MIN- 21,000
SPI- 21,000
XP- 0
Defense- 9,001
Defense against Stat Damage- 2,650
Critical Chance- 58%
Resilience- 50%
To Hit- 153%
Dodge- 50%
Resistances and Immunities- Magic Immunity, Darkness Immunity, Wood Immunity, 100% Fire Weakness, 20% Metal Weakness, Voidstruck Immunity, Hexed Immunity, 90% Minor Status Effect Resistance, 40% Moderate Status Effect Resistance (Excluding Burning)
Prime Attribute- Spirit
Constant Effects-
Wood Witch- Possessor may summon 5 Plants below Level 28 from the Enemy List that are normally fightable for drops at the start of each round, These summons count as Dark Magic summons and gain the subtype Horror, Possessor's allies have their stats and Damage dealt doubled, Boss Effect
Death-Curse of the Horrid Bleeding Goat Head- Whenever possessor dies, possessor chooses one PC opponent who is not Immune to Hexed to obtain the ability 'Curse of the Horrid Bleeding Goat Head', Constant Effect
Abilities-
Slowly-Raking Claw- 27,000 Damage, inflicts Pain, Physical, 0 MP
Gobble- 26,000 Damage, Deals HP Drain, Physical or Darkness, 0 MP
Splinterblast- 28,000, inflicts Pain, 5 hits against 500, Wood, 10,000 MP
Curse of Gnarled Brains- Target PC opponent who is not Immune to Hexed obtains the ability 'Curse of Gnarled Brains', Darkness & Magic & Wood, 1,000,000 MP
Curse of Wooden Bones- Target PC opponent who is not Immune to Hexed obtains the ability 'Curse of Wooden Bones', Darkness & Magic & Wood, 1,000,000 MP
Curse of Splintered Flesh- Target PC opponent who is not Immune to Hexed obtains the ability 'Curse of Splintered Flesh', Darkness & Magic & Wood, 1,000,000 MP
Curse of Nettlesap Blood- Target PC opponent who is not Immune to Hexed obtains the ability 'Curse of Nettlesap Blood', Darkness & Magic & Wood, 1,000,000 MP
Drops-
435,000 Gold
43,500 XP

*Slapron (Beta-Negaverse Resident, Level 29 Version)
Level 29 Boss
Dragon, Darkness
HP- 20,115,204
MP- 18,504,306
STR- 18,500
AGI- 18,500
CON- 18,900
MIN- 4,300
SPI- 18,800
XP- 0
Defense- 9,001
Defense against Stat Damage- 2,100
Critical Chance- 29%
Resilience- 29%
To Hit- 129%
Dodge- 33%
Resistances and Immunities- Reflects Physical, 60% Minor Status Effect Resistance, 20% Moderate Status Effect Resistance
Prime Attribute- Two Highest Stats
Constant Effects-
Derpfest Commander- Possessor's allies' stats and HP are halved as a non-stacking effect that does not stack with the abilities of other individuals that are named 'Derpfest Commander', Possessor summons one Zombie that is the Dragon subtype and counts as having a Gloves equipped at the start of every round, Boss Effect
Kinda Very Random- Possessor has a 25% chance of acting as though afflicted with the status effect Confusion, Constant Effect
IT'S A DARGON- Possessor has a 75% chance of inflicting Confusion: Fear or Confusion: Facepalming Too Hard (chosen randomly per each target) on each opponent at the start of each round, Constant Effect
Loves Gloves- Possessor counts as having 15 Gloves equipped, The Charm infliction chances of individuals wearing Gloves are increased by 10% against possessor, Constant Effect
Abilities-
SLAP!- 22,100 Damage, 100% inflicts Fatigued: Stun, 100% inflicts Confusion, Physical, 0 MP
Dorkness Beam- 25,000 Damage, 3,200 MIN Damage, 50% inflicts Confusion, 50% fails to work, 1 hit against 50, Psychic & Darkness, 20,000 MP
Glove Breath- 23,100 Damage, 100% inflicts Fatigued: Stun, deals 1/2 Damage, 1 hit against 50, Inflicts Fatigued on caster, Physical, 250,000 MP
Lick Like Ice Cream- 22,000 Damage, deals HP Drain, 50% inflicts Paralyzed, Water & Physical, 2,300 MP
Heavy Slap- 22,100 Damage, this action deals double Damage to targets below Level 59, This action obtains -80% To Hit, 200% inflicts Fatigued: Stun, 400,000 MP
Activate Manna Cannon- 22,100 Damage, this action has a 50% chance of gaining 'Heals HP', This action counts as including a Gun and a Food consumable, Earth & Air, 50,000 MP
Slap- 20,000 Damage, this action is automatically used as a counter to any action that targets its possessor, Physical, 5,000 MP
Drops-
217,500 Gold
21,750 XP

[Aeromage]

One must take care to avoid his DRYING PAN.


Brocksarr Seibooth
Oh, wait. Wrong Brock. This brave explorer bravely stares death in the eye, and promptly dies because of it. Those Discs are serious business.


The Gnarled Witch
The Witch could actually cause some trouble! Not because she's a threat, but because after dying to the Discs (Volatilis ignores her Magic and Darkness Immunities) she has to curse someone who isn't immune to Hexed.
Fortunately, Volatilis isn't immune to Hexed.
Unfortunately for the Witch, it's immune to her.
She is forced to choose the island. The island utterly ignores the curse.
Goodbye, witch.

Also, her plants get nuked by Volatilis shortly after.


Slapron (Beta-Negaverse Resident, Level 29 Version)
THE DERPFEST RETURNS! While the team potentially start facepalming or cowering at the sheer force of Derp, Volatilis offs him via Discs.


New Defeats

Murphy's Mother
Beggirath the Sunknight
The Toothy Terror of Pardman Strait
Jacob Threst
Pete
Azmorgund of the Elder Runes
No-Heart
Lady Glacia, Star Freezer
Paul Hammer
The Serpent Walshandeth
Bessie LaGrand
Lady Bemberfress
Nathan Hapmann
Ami Weste
Azral Hinderdrak
Lady Amard
Lord Eamonn
Tristriana the Wandering Seer
Count Luciano of Symvektria
Joyful Magus Abshallom
Doctor Harold Ghomass
Walleil Sondreideigo
Dr. Orbo Breyl
Lord Grezman
Ernesto the Dwarven Chef
Freeg Gzeet
Brocksarr Seibooth

[The Nottest of Daves]

ROUND 30
IT'S THEM CLANKY GHOST BANDITS AGAIN, PAW

*Clancy
Level 30 Boss
Human, Darkness
HP- 98,500,000
MP- 93,228,000
STR- 20,000
AGI- 22,000
CON- 21,000
MIN- 20,000
SPI- 20,000
XP- 0
Defense- 9,500
Defense against Stat Damage- 2,900
Critical Chance- 60%
Resilience- 50%
To Hit- 160%
Dodge- 58%
Resistances and Immunities- 90% Darkness Resistance, Charm Immunity, Pain Immunity, Voidstruck Immunity, 60% Minor Status Effect Resistance, 30% Moderate Status Effect Resistance
Prime Attribute- Agility
Constant Effects-
Serial Killer- Possessor and possessor's allies gain +30% Critical, Possessor may summon 5 Slasher at the start of each round, Boss Effect
The Hunter- Possessor gains +60% Critical and To Hit, Possessor gains +30% Dodge, Possessor deals double Damage to entities who have not yet acted in this battle, Constant Effect
Trap Mastery- Possessor gains Trap Immunity, Possessor may, at the start of each round, replicate and use any one Trap consumable worth under 5,000,000 Gold that is in stock in the Shop, Constant Effect
Trophy Collector- Whenever possessor kills a unique Human for the first time in a thread, possessor destroys its corpse, gains +20,000 to all stats, is cured of all minor and moderate negative status effects, is afflicted with all minor positive status effects, and gains an action, Constant Effect
Abilities-
Clancy's Rifle- 25,000 Damage, this action gains +50% To Hit and deals full Damage to targets below Level 30 in the back row, Physical or Technology or Darkness, 0 MP
One Killer Knife- 25,000 Damage, 200% inflicts Wounded, Wounded: Bleeding, and Wounded: Maimed, 1% inflicts Instant Death, Physical or Darkness, 0 MP
Maiming Grapple- 25,000 Damage, 2,500 CON Damage, 100% inflicts Paralyzed, 100% inflicts Wounded: Maimed, 50% target loses its next action if below Level 40 and if target possesses a lower STR than caster, Physical or Physical & Darkness, 0 MP
Razor Tripwire- Caster obtains a buff that stacks 5 times that causes the next entity to attack its possessor to have said attack cancelled if its performer is below Level 40, to be afflicted with Wounded: Bleeding, to be afflicted with Pain, to be afflicted with Imparied, to be afflicted with Fatigued: Prone, to be dealt 2,000,000 Flat Physical element Damage, and to be dealt 2,500 Flat Physical element CON Damage, This action counts as involving the use of a Trap consumable, Physical or Darkness, 100,000 MP
Rigged Bomb- Caster obtains a buff that stacks 5 times that causes the next entity to attack its possessor and its allies to be dealt 8,000,000 Flat Fire & Technology & Physical element Damage, This action counts as involving the use of a Trap consumable, Physical or Technology or Fire or Darkness, 300,000 MP
Deadly Pitfall- Caster obtains a buff that does not stack that causes the next entity to attack its possessor to have said attack cancelled if its performer is below Level 40, to be afflicted with Wounded: Bleeding, to be afflicted with Pain, to be afflicted with Entombed, to be afflicted with Poison, to be afflicted with Fatigued: Prone, to be dealt 2,000,000 Flat Physical & Earth element Damage, and to be dealt 2,500 Flat Physical element CON Damage, and, if it is below Level 40 and not an Air or Light element Elemental or Celestial, to be unable to act for the remainder of the round, This action counts as involving the use of a Trap consumable, Physical & Earth & Darkness, 500,000 MP
G'day, Mate- 80% inflicts Charm, This action may only be used if its performer has not yet performed any offensive actions during the current thread, Physical or Light, 5,000 MP
Stalk- Caster gains +60% Dodge as a non-stacking buff that lasts 1 round, Caster enters target row of target row-order formation, Darkness, 50,000 MP
Drops-
450,000 Gold
45,000 XP
<Not Yet Defeated>

*Ghost-Bandit Khalez Mafaar
Level 30 Boss
Human, Darkness & Air
HP- 95,229,000
MP- 98,365,000
STR- 21,000
AGI- 22,000
CON- 20,000
MIN- 20,000
SPI- 22,000
XP- 0
Defense- 9,500
Defense against Stat Damage- 2,900
Critical Chance- 50%
Resilience- 50%
To Hit- 160%
Dodge- 60%
Resistances and Immunities- Absorbs Darkness, Physical Immunity, Ice Immunity, Electrical Immunity, Acid Immunity, Fire Immunity, Air Immunity, Earth Immunity, Water Immunity, Technology Immunity, 100% Magic Weakness, 200% Psychic Weakness, 200% Light Weakness, Minor Status Effect Immunity, Poison Immunity, Hexed Immunity, Diseased Immunity, Pain Immunity, Charm Immunity, Fatigued Immunity, Stat Drain Immunity, 60% Moderate STatus Effect Resistance, Stat Damage Immunity
Prime Attribute- Spirit or Agility
Constant Effects-
Ghost Bandit- Possessor's allies have their stats and Defense doubled, Possessor summons 5 Ghost at the start of each round, Constant Effect
Intangible- Possessor takes half damage from damage sources that do not include one of possessor's weaknesses, Constant Effect
Incorporeal- Possessor gains +60% Dodge, Possessor ignores debuffs from sources below Level 20, Constant Effect
Haunting Power- Possessor is immune to individuals below Level 20, Constant Effect
Spiritual Power- Possessor gains +18,000 SPI, Possessor's turn-order-determining stat is Spirit, Constant Effect
Ghostly Recovery- Possessor regenerates 2,000,000 MP per round, Constant Effect
Abilities-
Ghost Stab- 25,500 Damage, 2,500 SPI Damage, 100% inflicts Stat Drain: SPI Drain, Darkness or Air, 0 MP
Steal- Steals up to one items from target provided target is below Level 40, Air or Darkness, 100,000 MP
Haunt- 1 Damage, inflicts Hexed, inflicts Hexed: Haunted, Marks one target who is not immune to Hexed as Haunted as an effect that lasts 10 rounds, if said target is marked as Haunted, Caster leaves the main battlespace, entering another battlespace that contains a Zone of Darkness, while said target is marked as Haunted, Caster may perform actions against individuals in the battle caster was formerly in while in said battle, Caster immeditely rejoins its prior battlespace when said individual either dies or is no longer marked as Haunted, Darkness, 100,000 MP
Possess- Caster begins treating target as a Transformation that caster is in, Target's actions are controlled by caster and caster may not be targetted as though caster were transformed into target, does not work against individuals above Level 20 or individuals who are immune to Charm, Caster re-enters battle upon target's death or de-transformation, Darkness, 50,000 MP
Drops-
450,000 Gold
45,000 XP
<Not Yet Defeated>

*Leeros Isrentil
Level 30 Boss
Fae, Psychic
HP- 64,900,000
MP- 108,000,000
STR- 16,000
AGI- 20,000
CON- 20,000
MIN- 22,000
SPI- 20,000
XP- 0
Defense- 9,500
Defense against Stat Damage- 2,900
Critical Chance- 50%
Resilience- 50%
To Hit- 160%
Dodge- 55%
Resistances and Immunities- Psychic Immunity, Charm Immunity, Confusion Immunity, Stat Drain Immunity, 60% Minor Status Effect Resistance, 30% Moderate Status Effect Resistance
Prime Attribute- Mind
Constant Effects-
Man with the Azure Eyes- Possessor chooses one opponent below Level 40 at the start of each round and controls all decisions for said individual during that round, Boss Effect
Mind Master- Possessor ignores the Resistances and Immunities to status effects of individuals below Level 40, Possessor deals double Damage to individuals with a Psychic weakness, Constant Effect
Abilities-
Silenced Gun- 25,000 Damage, this action cannoted be countered, Technology, 0 MP
Mindwarp- 2,500 MIN Damage, 100% inflicts Mindblasted, Psychic, 0 MP
Persuasive Voice- 200% inflicts Charm, Psychic or Air, 2,000 MP
Mind Breaker- 5,000 MIN Damage, Target cannot act if below 50% of its undamaged MIN value, Psychic, 10,000 MP
Warp Step- Caster gains +55% Dodge for two rounds and can deal full Damage to the back row next round, Magic, 30,000 MP
Mass Mindwarp- 2,500 MIN Damage, 100% inflicts Mindblasted, 100% inflicts Charm, 1 hit against 20,000, Psychic, 100,000 MP
Drops-
450,000 Gold
45,000 XP