The Early Zipper Gets The Worm

[The Nottest of Daves]

The Cydonian Rangers brings forth the *Early Zipper in supplication, to have it Upgraded in honor of their soon-to-come proper existence.

*Early Zipper- (Weapon, Gun, Technology & Neon & Progress, X Gold) +375 Ranged Attack, This item may be used up to once per year like a Warehouse Ticket to try improving itself (it usually works but sometimes botches)

[Lord Gadigan]

*Early Zipper- (Weapon, Gun, Technology & Neon & Progress, X Gold) +3,750 Ranged Attack, +3,750 AGI, +3,750 to wielder's turn-order-determining stat sum for turn-order-determining purposes, Wielder deals 1% more Damage (to a max of 3,750,000 additional Damage) on the first round of battle, This item may be used up to once per year like a Warehouse Ticket to try improving itself (it usually works but sometimes botches)

[Lord Gadigan]

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[The Nottest of Daves]

~UPDATED, Moved & locked~