Kit Obtains Tickets

[Lord Gadigan]

Titanically-Sized Golden Fetters- (Accessory, Bracelet, Wealth & Stasis, 200,000,000 Gold) -200,000 STR, -200,000 SPI, Wielder's turn-order-determining stat sum is halved for turn-order-determining purposes if wielder is below Level 80, Wielder cannot obtain buffs from sources below Level 80, If wield has had this item equipped since the start of battle and has had it equipped at the end of at least five rounds, wielder, upon unequipping this item, obtains a non-stacking buff that lasts until the end of battle that cannot be removed by sources below Level 80 that provides +200,000 STR and +200,000 SPI, Wielder must be Level 40 or greater

[Kitsune106d]

Ticket 20/24
Kit

Gifts from a man who pities you.

[Lord Gadigan]

Tea that Makes the Drinker an A-Class Driver and Excellent Team Player- (Consumable, Drink, Water & Technology, 1 Charge, 60,000,000 Gold) Target obtains a non-stacking buff that makes its possessor gain +60,000 to all stats while in a Vehicle or Vessel Transformation, that allows its possessor to place a minor positive status effect of its possessor's choice on each ally that is a passenger of a Vehicle or Vessel Transformation that its possessor is transformed into at the start of each round, that allows its possessor, whenever its possessor is afflicted with a minor positive status effect, to place a minor positive status effect on a non-possessor ally of its possessor's choice, and that allows its possessor, whenever its possessor gives another individual an action, to give that individual a buff that lasts 3 rounds that stacks 5 times that provides +30,000 to all stats

[Kitsune106d]

Ticket 21/24
Gifts from a man who pities you

[Lord Gadigan]

Theatre of Perpetual Twilight- (Item, Property, Glitz & Time & Dusk, 470,000,000 Gold)

[Kitsune106d]

Kit
Ticket 22/24..

Upper realms.

[Lord Gadigan]

Salt Tempest- (Weapon, Force, Earth & Air & Light & Faith, 87,000,000 Gold) +87,000 Ranged Attack, +87,000 Magical Attack, Wielder's attacks that incorporate one of this item's attack bonuses gain a 15% chance of inflicting Petrified, with this chance increasing to 30% against targets below Level 85, Wielder's 'Ranged Attack' and 'Magical Attack' actions replace instance of AGI in their Prime Attributes with equal multiples of SPI, Whenever wielder would perform a 'Melee Attack' action, wielder may instead choose to perform a non-offensive 'Cast a Spell' action

[Kitsune106d]

Ticket 23/24

Tolva mountains of hate and envy

[Lord Gadigan]

Doesn't Get Salty- (Passive Ability, Monk) Possessor is Immune to Confusion: Enraged and Confusion: Berserk, Technomancy spells cannot inflict Confusion or its sub-status effects on possessor, Possessor gains 200% Resistance to Minor Negative Status effects that come from items or abilities whose name includes 'Salt', Possessor gains 100% Resistance to Moderate Negative Status effects that come from items or abilities whose name includes 'Salt', Possessor gains 30% Resistance to Major Negative Status effects that come from items or abilities whose name includes 'Salt'

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Partway through making this, I realized that it distorts Tolva's character a weird amount when in play. You've got permission to transfer it to someone else for 5 mil.

[Kitsune106d]

Ticket 24/24
It will be transfered. Either to kit or to whoever cael wishes



Tolva lower realms...




Poor demon needs a break

[Lord Gadigan]

Descender's Elevator- (Consumable, Gadget, Darkness & Technology & Spatial, Unlimited Charges, 300,000,000 Gold) When user uses this item, if user is not in the primary battlespace within user's battle and is not in a battlespace created by this item, user enters the primary battlespace for user's battle and deals all non-user, non-Demon, non-Devil, non-Daemon entities in said battlespace 30,000,000 Flat Darkness & Technology & Spatial element Damage, optionally adding Fire to the elements of this Damage, having a 300% chance of inflicting Voidstruck: Endless Torment and a 15% chance of inflicting Cursed: Damned on all such individuals; if user uses this item while user is in the primary battlespace for user's battle or is in a battlespace created by this item, user, provided no entity of equal or greater Level or that is Level 85 or greater objects, creates a Battlespace that contains a Terrain of Hellscape, enters said newly-created battlespace, brings up to 666,666 lower-Level entities from user's prior battlespace to the newly created battlespace, deals 30,000,000 Flat Darkness & Technology & Spatial element Damage to those entities, optionally adding Fire to the elements of this Damage, and inflicts Cursed: Damned on all such entities that are 5 or more Levels below user

[Lord Gadigan]

Kit gets 36 tickets.

[Kitsune106d]

what's the opposite of a hellavator?

Kit has no clue but she will find out.
Ticket 25/60

Mountains hate and envy

GOGO holy trebuchet?

[Lord Gadigan]

Holy Pedant of Soul-Protection- (Accessory, Amulet, Light & Faith, 30,000,000 Gold) Wearer gains Cursed: Damned Immunity

[Kitsune106d]

Kit
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Ticket 26/60

Somewhere different

[Lord Gadigan]

Someone please hunt down the text on Armo's curses and what removal conditions they have, if any.

[Kitsune106d]

Summary

Orkanith gets:

Arms Mailed to an Unclear Foreign Country- (Passive Ability, Curse) Possessor loses 2 weapon slots, with effects that can cure Vanished fixing this for 1-4 rounds (determined randomly)
It can be fixed if you find your arms instead of a unique treasure in a country you have never been to before

Banned from Bascaradine- (Passive Ability, Curse) Possessor cannot equip or benefit from items with 'Bascaradine' in the name, Possessor cannot acquire buffs, healing, or positive status effects from entities with 'Bascaradine' in the name or who are devout worshipers of the Bascaradine Corporation, Possessor cannot purchase items from any Shop whose name includes 'Bascaradine', Possessor cannot summon entities or replicate entities whose name includes 'Bascaradine'
Can be removed by winning a major quest that Bascaradine would like to win for a non-Bascaradine group and then transferring the victory to Bascaradine.

Clones Curses Onto Allies- (Passive Ability, Curse) At the start of each round, possessor has a 25% chance of copying each Curse possessor possesses onto each ally possessor possesses, with this being a copying of the ability rather than a debuff, but with the Curses being Temporary; the Curses are occasionally not Temporary if copied in RP Threads
Can be removed by completing three quests to remove notable curses from other people or places successfully.

Collectively Offended the Special Fights Monsters- (Passive Ability, Curse) At the start of each round, each side of battle opposing possessor that contains no PCs and that does not consist solely of uncontrolled summons has a 25% chance of being able to summon an entity from the Enemy List that is marked with a ! of the side's choice, regardless of the marked entity's Level
This one is cured if you are on a team that defeats at least 5 previously-undefeated opponents marked with !'s on the Enemy List and defeat at least one such entity (separate from the above five) without PC allies

Got Dunked by the Weasel- (Passive Ability, Curse) -50 Fame
Removable if you dunk a unique weasel, but they get ambiguous benefits against you, so it's a tricksy process at best

Habitually a Loser- (Passive Ability, Curse) Possessor's side of battle has a 5% chance of losing at the start of each round; possessor's allies who are higher Level who are Level 80 or greater may choose to prevent this by removing possessor from the thread
Removable by winning three quests with the handicap in place.

Has an Active Diamond Mine that is Owned by One's Enemies in the Forehead- (Passive Ability, Curse) Possessor's opponents may spend an action to inflict Pain, Mindblasted, Stat Drain: MIN Drain (five times), Wounded, Wounded: Bleeding, and Wounded: Broke on possessor, steal all of possessor's Gold, and gain an additional 15,000,000 Temporary Gold on top of that
Can be fixed by giving an opponent of yours a unique treasure that is of traditional types of wealth (like a jewel) that is powerful for its level and then leaving without killing the opponent - only works if the opponent is not massively below your Level

Has an Entire Moon Lodged in the Throat- (Passive Ability, Curse) Possessor cannot deal Drain, Possessor has a 100% chance of being afflicted with Suffocation and Moonstruck at the start of each round, Possessor's opponents may, if all opposing sides agree, choose for possessor to count as up to 200,000,000 additional entities for row-order purposes, Possessor counts as possessing Constant Effects named 'Supermassive' and 'Hypermassive' when it does not benefit possessor, Possessor counts as possessing a Constant Effect called 'Looks Like a Really Stupid Bullfrog' that provides -1 Fame
It goes away if possessor saves a noteworthy, non-self unique life in a quest by performing a medical procedure to solve an outer-space-object-related problem or if possessor defeats a unique opponent in a quest who swallowed or otherwise consumed a unique landmark or world, freeing the consumed thing in a mostly-intact state in the process.

Hated by the Moon Police- (Passive Ability, Curse) If possessor is in a battlespace where a Moon element action occurs, possessor's next turn is skipped and possessor is afflicted with Entombed: Incarcerated
It is fixed by completing a quest for a moon-aligned group.

Hounded by Crazy Telemarketers- (Passive Ability, Curse) Each time possessor would obtain a buff from a non-self source that is not one of its own direct summons, the buff has a 50% chance of being replaced by Confusion: Annoyed
Fix it by going and destroying a unique or notably-quest-relevant telemarketing center somewhere.

Just Kind of Sucks at Everything- (Passive Ability, Curse) Possessor obtains -3 to all base stats, Possessor's actions have a 5% chance of failing, Possessor counts as having 25 fewer abilities in each class for prerequisite purposes
This one goes away if you defeat an equal-or-higher Level opponent in a high-stakes quest who has more Fame than you.

Keeps Encountering Fighting Things That Spontaneously Develop Overcrashes- (Passive Ability, Curse) Possessor's opponents may choose, at the start of any of their turns, to obtain, as a buff that does not stack and lasts until the end of battle, a copy of an Overcrash that is for sale in the Shop, on an in-stock entity on the Enemy List, or on an in-stock pet or summon in the Shop; in RP threads, this results opponents, particularly unique ones, developing new Overcrashes (sometimes multiple if confronted multiple times) on the fly, maintaining possession of them after the encounter with possessor
This goes away if you beat three quest-relevant opponents who natively have Overcrashes or a single such opponent who is higher-Level.

Keeps Having Possessions Stolen By Impertinent Gibbons- (Passive Ability, Curse) At the start of each round, possessor has a 1% chance that each of possessor's carried or equipped items is stolen and vanishes; this chance increases to 5% if any opponent has 'Monkey' or 'Ape' in its name, and it increases to 25% if any opponent has 'Gibbon' in the name; unique items lost in this manner are returned at the end of the thread in non-RP threads, items can sometimes be recovered in RP threads
This leaves when possessor has both completed a quest to find and return a lost object and has completed a quest that notably involves monkeys or apes

Keeps Turning Into a Panini at Inconvenient Times- (Passive Ability, Curse) Possessor has a 5% chance per round at the start of the round if in battle with at least one opponent who is not 5 or more Levels below possessor or if in the same battlespace with an individual who possessor has been afflicted with Charm: Lovestruck by to become a random in-stock item from the Shop whose name includes 'Panini' and entering the possession of a random other individual in the same battlespace with any opponent who is 5 or more Levels greater than all of its opponents being able to choose to be the one to obtain possessor, with ties being determined randomly
You can get rid of that by completing a quest while being watched by someone who admires you while showing up a professional chef.

Menaced by Mislabeled Medicines- (Passive Ability, Curse) Whenever possessor uses a Medicine or Potion Consumable, it has a 50% chance of having its effect replaced with '100% inflicts Poison' and a 25% chance (on the same roll) of having its effect replaced with the effect of an in-stock Medicine or Potion Consumable of equal or lower value chosen by consensus of opposing sides of battle (determining randomly between options presented if no such consensus is reached)
It is cured if you both (complete a quest involving solving a notable medical problem or complete a quest involving assisting an alchemist) and (complete a quest involving organizing or finding something in a massive vault or collection or complete a quest involving defeating a unique individual whose primary powers revolve around poison or confusion)

Obsessed with Watching Bees- (Passive Ability, Curse) If possessor is in a battlespace and at least one entity that is not possessor in the same battlespace has 'Bee' or 'Wasp' in its name, possessor has a 5% chance of skipping each of possessor's actions. If possessor is in a battlespace and at least one entity that is not possessor in the same battlespace has 'Bee' or 'Wasp' in its name, and possessor has not scanned its stats, possessor's MIN value is reduced by 5%. If possessor is in a battlespace for 5 or more consecutive rounds, with no entity at any point during that time being present in possessor's battlespace that possesses 'Bee' or 'Wasp' in its name, and possessor is picking entities from the Enemy List to summon or replicate effects from, and at least one valid choice for such possesses 'Bee' or 'Wasp' in its name, possessor must choose such a choice
Can be fixed by three different quests that involve unique bees prominently being successfully completed

Teeth that are Bad at Math- (Passive Ability, Curse) Whenever possessor would Drain a value, possessor doesn't get 80% of the value (with possessor being able to prove that all numbers stated in an RP thread so far are prime numbers in an RP thread to avoid this)
It goes away if you ace an important school exam in an RP thread while your teeth aren't in the room

Unwittingly Starring in an Anti-Drug PSA- (Passive Ability, Curse) At the start of each new thread that possessor enters, possessor must choose a Drug Consumable that possessor is not addicted to that is for sale in the Shop, if such an item exists, acquiring the Addiction and Withdrawal abilities for that Drug; at the start of each round, each of possessor's Drug-granted non-Addiction, non-Withdrawal abilities have a 5% chance of being replaced with their corresponding Withdrawals; Possessor's Drug Withdrawals never time out
This is removed if possessor completes a Fame-granting quest while under the influence of at least 12 different Drugs.

Zombie-Induced Narcolepsy- (Passive Ability, Curse) Possessor is afflicted with Fatigued: Asleep at the start of any round that possessor is in the same battlespace as a non-possessor Undead, Possessor is afflicted with Fatigued: Asleep at the end of each action performed by an Undead with 'Zombie' in its name
This is removed if possessor manages to solve a major undead infestation of a city or populated megastructure or if possessor defeats a unique evil entity with powers over Dream.

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[Lord Gadigan]

That's a huge mess. I had forgotten what bad shape that man was in. I suppose I'll permit attempts to remove them via tickets thrown directly at the problem. Odds won't be great on some of them, but if you want to spend stuff in that direction, I'll permit it since nothing else is really running quest-wise.

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Kit gets-

Virin Blumin's Flag of the Blumin Group- (Accessory, Cloak, Water, 45,000,000) Wearer gains the subtype Human and element Water, Wearer's pets and summons gain the subtype Human and element Water, Wearer counts as additionally being in a Guild called 'The Bluemin Group', Wearer's pets and summons also count as being in said Guild, Wearer, as well as wearer's pets and summons gain the text 'Blue ' appended to the front of their names, Allies of wearer who possesses a Bardic Music buff with wearer as a source gain the subtype Human and element Water, Wearer counts as being Human element if it is ever specifically being checked (but does not count as such due to this item if wearer's element is being checked in a more-general manner or if the number of wearer's elements is being checked)

[Armocida]

If Kit would like to try I would not be opposed, they are his tickets after all. Honestly if I can do away with the Bascaradine one I can take care of the rest of them haha

[Kitsune106d]

Orkanith is given five tickets to use for gifts from a man who pities you

kit ticket 32/60

Nonbase Arsenal (Requires Level 40+)