Realm of Gadigan

Rules are standard. I'm not quite hit by the sheep whiskey yet, but I'm going ahead and opening the thread.

This may switch to Bullfighting Questing or Grabby Tickets depending on how things go.

The Typo Machine- (Item, Antiquity, Technology & Humor, 5,500,000 Gold)

Or Is It A Tyopwriter?- (Item, Antiquity, Technology & Humor, 5,500,000 Gold)

THE DOCTOR DESIRES NEW ELEMENTS

Three Thousand Upsetting Tongues- (Accessory, Bioaugmentation, Air & Fury & Sonic & Candy, 30,000,000 Gold) +30,000 Melee Attack, Wielder's 'Melee Attack' actions cannot have their damage be penalized by the text of wielder's non-Curse abilities, 300% inflicts Confusion: Enraged

Enrica

Be Frothy- (Weapon, Force: Essence Reconfiguration, Water & Acid & Flux, 60,000,000 Gold) +60,000 Melee Attack, +60,000 Defense, +60,000 CON, 100% inflicts Poison and/or Dissolving, 80% Dodge

Dulcy

Alcohol Eyes- (Accessory, Bioaugmentation, Water & Psychic, 30% Gold) Whenever wielder scans a target's stats, that target is afflicted with Poison: Drunk, Wielder is afflicted with Poison: Drunk at the start of any round in which wielder hasn't scanned every opponent present's stats

Revisited version:

Alcohol Eyes- (Accessory, Bioaugmentation, Water & Psychic, 3,000,000 Gold) Whenever wielder scans a target's stats, that target is afflicted with Poison: Drunk, Wielder is afflicted with Poison: Drunk at the start of any round in which wielder hasn't scanned every opponent present's stats

Catice

Photograph of Colonel William Jonas and Catherine- (Item, Antiquity, Psychic & Air, 70,000 Gold)

Dulcinea

Photo of WHOAH!- (Weapon, Lethal Item, Sonic & Physical, 60,000,000 Gold) +60,000 Melee Attack, 'Ranged Attack' actions made in battlespaces containing wielder use 'Melee Attack' instead of 'Ranged Attack' for all purposes, with this not affecting other actions that use 'Ranged Attack', 200% inflicts Confusion: Surprise

Enrica

Montey Lungs- (Accessory, Bioaugmentation, Acid & Water, 300,000 Gold) Wielder is Immune to Drowning from Darkspawn sources

Lurky

Photo of Over There- (Item, Antiquity, Spatial, 30,000 Gold)

EDIT:

Photo of Over There- (Item, Antiquity, Spatial & Flux, 30,000 Gold)

Flux Flax- (Item, Material, Flux, 30,000 Gold)

Nole!

Rainbow Horse Teeth- (Accessory, Bioaugmentation, All Base Elements, 333,333,333 Gold) +3,333,333 Melee Attack, +33,333,333 HP as a non-stacking bonus, Wielder's actions gain all base elements plus any non-universe element that any opponent Resists, is Immune to, or Absorbs, Wielder must be Level 40 or greater or in 'Form of Horse' Stance