Realm of Gadigan

Welcome one! Welcome all! Welcome dudefolks and peopledoodles!

This year, weird ticket categories got proposed instead of normal Grabbyfest. I liked it! I still like it!

But let's improve it!

How do we improve it? Add ALL THE DUDES.

So, here we have it:

I'm going to post a list of BULLFIGHTING WAREHOUSE POWAH CATEGORIES. In Grabbystyle, when there's an opening, post, and first one claims it. Pick your category from the list (there's going to be a big one). Then tell me: Do you want it one one of your EXISTING DUDES or do you want a WHOLE NEW DUDE!?

This event gives out slots! The slots have new PC types straight from Bullfighting Yonder. Rules will be brief outlines until they aren't. I encourage people to take the bait, but hey, adding spice to the normal crew is also a way to make the chiken marsala.

Please wait for the categories.

The whole enchilada:

Yellow Grass
Empowerment Element
High-Rise Flat Elements
Lower Elements
Gift Not Replaced
On Nexus Drives
Stranger Things
Holy Relic (Which God Must Keep)
Legendary
Slavery Business
Shake The Dice (I have no idea how Bucketful O' Rage became this)
Headspace
Octagonal Verdict
Business Driver
Boo and Kia
Get Monkey Mind Plagiarism
Funeral With An Ancient Ruler
Independent Results
Easy (Required Level 60 or higher and God status)
The Secret To Leaving The Kingdom
Double Tier Scrambled Eggs
Damn Master Closet
Tsundere
This Is Not Really A Party
Sandwich Dating Service
Amari Boss Hunter
I Can Not Hear Well
Eagle Party
Objective
It Is Worth Collecting!
Empty
Super Local Adventure!
Prototype (Requires Level 20 or Higher)
Nether Rope
Something Is Burning
Twin Tsuruhashi's Semi-Random Charity Ax
Maybe The Impossible Thing
Terrible / Bad / Bad / Great (Laughter) / Very Bad
An Unprecedented Beast
Law of Anger in the Creation of Vegetables of Terror
Shrine of Reaching The Holy Baron
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Doctor Stapler's World Workshop
Fuzzy Butterns (Requires Level 40+ and a Guild)
Night of 100 Goats
Possibly Impossibly Impossible/Terrible/Terrible/No Goats
Temple of the Octagonal Start with Ancient Lords
A Tightrope Above the Genesis-Terror Vats
A Bullseye On My Formulas
Exodus of Weapons
That One War
Bascaradine Brand Is My Land Is My Forehead
Triple-Items Of The Upper Planes (Requires Level 20+)
Granny's Weird and/or Ominous Towers of Rust and Rightrope Above the Audience?
Ability-Granting Opportunities
Entombed Weapons and Antiques
Things that Stop the Rock
Metatemporium
Doris the Abyss (Requires Level 40+)
Deific Drug Dealer Now
Secret Spices Other Than Amaranth
The Incredible and Indispensable Minotauro Apartment
Mana Spork
Old Box
Big Balloon
Star Worm
Lady Marianne's Fairy Umbrella with Care
Soul Emperor's Multidimensional Crow
Father Space Help Me Now
More Dude Less Faucet
Actual Enchilada Category

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Whole for now, that is. I'll be possibly adding categories or changing rules or shutting off the dude-faucet at some point.

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Lady Marianne's Fairy Umbrella with Care

on ENRICA

Fancy Frilliness of the HAT- (Accessory, Trinket, Grandeur, 76,500 Gold) +765 Defense, Wielder may equip this on an equipped Hat as though the Hat were a slot, making the Hat count as a slot for effects that effect slots or exchange slots, with this item stopping being on the Hat if it stops being an equipped Hat, in which case the Hat stops being a slot

El: Soul Emperor's Multidimensional Crow

Dang This Thing Has Too Many Wings- (Passive Ability, Skykeeper) Possessor counts as being in all battlespaces if possessor is an Aerial with at least 5 Bioaugmentations equipped, Possessor's Confusion and Fatigued: Stun infliction chances are increased by 200% if possessor has at least 5 items equipped with 'Wings' in the name

That ability is PASSIVE.

Gift Not Replaced for SANTA CAEL

Ability-Granting Opportunities Ruky?

Cael-

Giftbox Which Won't Open, No Matter The Time- (Accessory, Container, Infinity, 500,000,000 Gold) This item can't break, Entities that try to break this item are afflicted with Confusion: Depression and Impaired: What a Loser

Impaired: What a Loser (Possessor's stats are reduced by 43% of their non-status-effect counting values, If this makes possessor's side of battle lose, the message 'HAHA, WHAT A LOSER' is announced five times in a post at the end of the thread)

Elyion is EMPTY

Lower Elements: NEW DUDE

Elyion Gets-

Box Containing What Exactly Did You Expect?- (Item, Antiquity, Null, 0 Gold)

Ability-Granting Opportunities Ruky

Lower Elements: NEW DUDE for Reposten

New rule: Level requirements are fake because dudes that don't exist yet don't have Levels and I want the new guys to have a time to shine if they ever exist at all

Ruky-

If you

* Help five samurai become certified detectives, unique ones

Then you get

Kickass Kickboxer- (Passive Ability, Monk) +757,333 Melee Attack unless an opponent is Level 64 or greater, in which case the bonus is halved, Wielder always counts as both wielding a weapon and not wielding a weapon, whichever is more convenient

Lower Elements: NEW DUDE for Reposten

Your new character is a MARY SUE.

* Wow, how fancy you are with your 120 base stat points
* You get the powers of all the PC types, but only if you involve yourself in their stories - accomplish their objectives alongside them to level up and get opportunities to get their power types
* Needs cooperation, but you can have all the powers eventually, so that's a plus
* Some people may hate you because you're too special

Sludge Elevator- (Weapon, Box, Sludge, 400,000,000 Gold) +400,000 Ranged Attack, Wielder's 'Ranged Overdrive' actions make all their targets' items solely Sludge element as a debuff if the targets are below Level 90 and the items are worth under 200,000,000 Gold, Wielder must be Level 20 or have pulled this thing from an event