Realm of Gadigan

While it's definitely not full of delicious candy and might in fact be absolutely horrific for literally anyone else, The First Antifoundational Metaphysicist might get a very different reaction from this particular treat...

*Grail of the Vile Rainbow- (Permanent Consumable, Minor Artifact, Infinity & Turpitude, 1 Charge, 6 Gold) Gives its user abilities and an award

"...I WILL LITERALLY ENTOMB YOU if you do not put that down this instant. I've got the blasted Spike and I can and will."

"Okay, first off, how in all the hells are you even talking in my head like this?!"

"I'm a God of the Undead and I animated you. Domain perk. Doesn't let me control you, but you'd better believe I've got the power to get a call through when I feel like it."

"SECONDLY, how DARE you!? What, I've gotten badass enough to do my own thing now and you think you can come in and make me your little automaton slave again!?"

"I was never- Look, this isn't about you and me. I am getting cosmic freaking portents here, okay? I am freaking the hell out and I know you enjoy that, so go ahead and get your laugh in, but at the very least, please, ask Doctor Beak before you do that. Don't let your hate towards me endanger your god again."

"...Fine. Whatever. Ugh. Hold that over me. Fucking hate you so much. You owe me. I mean it. I'm calling in a marker over this. Consortium Law, signed and sealed, contract in the mail. And I reserve the right to crack this open whenever I feel like it."

Anathema decides not to use the Grail. Yet.

Thanks to Celas's (and, more distantly, Doris's) actions, Anathema has elected to not use the Grail quite yet.

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