Realm of Gadigan

Untouchably Wise Whiskers- (Accessory, Bioaugmentation, Knowledge & Nobility, 70,000,0000 Gold) +70,000 MIN, +700,000 MP, Wielder's chances of inflicting Charm: Impressed are increased by 200%

Kit

Untouchably Wise Whiskey- (Consumable, Drink, Knowledge & Nobility, 2 Charges, 70,000,0000 Gold) +70,000 MIN, +700,000 MP, Wielder's chances of inflicting Charm: Impressed are increased by 200%, Stacks 2 times

Kit get

Buster McCool's Kickin' Kicks- (Weapon, Fist Weapon: Battleboot, Physical & Ice, 70,000,000 Gold) +70,000 Melee Attack, +(Possessor's Fame / 4, rounded down, to a max of 200)% Uncapped Critical Chance, Possessor is afflicted with Frozen at the start of every action if possessor does not possess the greatest Fame of anyone in possessor's battlespace, Possessor cannot act if possessor does not possess the greatest Fame out of any one in possessor's battlespace

Dulcy

Bodacious Lips- (Accessory, Bioagumentation, Fire & Electrical, 300,000 Gold) Wielder's Charm infliction chances are increased by 30% as a non-stacking bonus

Enrica

Unlickable Medallion- (Item, Antiquity, Glory & Phantom, 3,000,000 Gold)

Orkanith

Holmes Teeth- (Weapon, Fist Weapon: Fang, Psychic, 7,000,000 Gold) +7,000 Melee Attack, Wielder scans the stats of anyone wielder deals Damage to

Anaximander

Group of Samurai Inspecting Why Page 4 Feels So Long- (Item, Material, Psychic & Mystery, 70,000,000 Gold)

Meditative Assumption of Gettin' Slapped in the Face- (Stance Ability, Commoner) Possessor, at the start of each round, is cured of Fatigued: Asleep, and, regardless of whether that did anything, is dealt 15,000 Flat Physical element Damage

Orkanith

Beer Ear Lady Hand- (Accessory, Bioaugmentation, Water & Darkness & Terror, 30,000,000 Gold) Wielder has a 50% chance of being afflicted with Poison: Drunk, Fatigued: Is Tired of Being the Goat, and Insanity at the start of each round

Lurky

'The Lickability of Mankind': A Textbook- (Weapon, Book: Textbook, Knowledge & Beast, 3,000,000 Gold) +3,000 Melee Attack, Wielder may deal no Damage, deal Healing, or deal HP Damage to Humans

Xecrenal

Meditative Assumption of Meditative Assumptions- (Stance Ability, Monk) Possessor may be in 4 additional Stances, provided each additional Stance has a name that includes 'Meditative Assumption'