Realm of Gadigan

Kit has asked me to continue pulls while he goes off on his trip.

Ticket 26/37: Double Box Category Scramble

That Doesn't Sound Right-

*Automatic Landhawk-Photographing Camera- (Weapon, Spear, Glory & Faith, 800,000,000 Gold) +800,000 Ranged Attack, Wielder's 'Melee Attack' actions use the Prime Attribute of wielder's 'Ranged Overdrive' action, including any multipliers present therein, Wielder's 'Defend' actions use Sanity instead of Constitution as a Prime Attribute if generating at least three attacks, Wielder is Immune to entities below Level 80 whose name is equal to the round's number, Wielder Reflects Metal if wielder is not an Alien Warlord, Wielder's turn-order-determining stat sum is doubled for turn-order-determining purposes (to a max of 1,600,000 additional points) if at least three World Laws are possessed across all entities in wielder's battlespace

Adventures in the Ultra-Zone!-

Interdimensional Eyeballs- (Passive Ability, Superhero) Possessor may, up to three times per round, before or after an action occurs, choose to announce "I... I THINK I SEE SOMETHING WITH MY INTERDIMENSIONAL EYEBALLS!", and, if wielder does so, choose to scan the stats of any entity in any battlespace

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Assumptions of Form-

Form of Discarded Cigarette Butt- (Stance Ability, Evermason) Possessor obtains -1 to all base stats, Possessor's actions have a 50% chance of being skipped, with things that would occur before and after those actions still occurring, Possessor's element becomes solely Fire & Air & Junk, Possessor's subtype becomes solely Golem

Pimp My Guild-

Ultra-Slick Firepole- (Active Guild Benefit, 30,000,000 Gold) If possessor has this Guild Benefit active, possessor's turn-order-determining stat sum is increased by 30,000 points for turn-order-determining purposes on the first round of the first battle in each thread

Kit unlocks-

The Goat-Enhancement Experience

Things continue apace.

Ticket 28/37: Double Box Category Scramble

Ticket 28/37: Double Box Category Scramble

Confirmed

Nonbase Arsenal-

Golden Finalstrike- (Weapon, Gun, Wealth, 400,000,000 Gold) +1 Ranged Attack, If wielder hits a target below Level 80 that is below wielder's Level, wielder may pay an amount of Gold equal to its Max HP to kill it, Wielder must be Level 20 or greater

Wooden Robo-Dragon Parade-

Kitsune Vampirizer- (Passive Ability, Deathless One) When possessor summons a Vampire Lord from the Enemy List, possessor may append 'Kitsune ' before its name, and, if possessor chooses to do so, have it Naturally additionally possess all the Constant Effects and Abilities of the Kitsune from the Enemy List

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Wooden Robo-Dragon Parade-

Somehow Knows Hundreds of Popes Born with Wooden Feet- (Passive Ability, General) Possessor gains +1 Fame; Whenever possessor summons a Pontiff from the Enemy List, possessor may append 'Wooden-Footed ' before its name, and, if possessor chooses to do so, have it Naturally additionally possess following Constant Effect:
Wooden Feet- If possessor is in a Zone of Earth, possessor gains the element Wood, Constant Effect

Assumptions of Form-

Form of Raw Energy- (Stance Ability, Conjurer) Possessor gains the subtype Elemental, gains +2 Base SPI, obtains only 5 HP per point in possessor's HP-determining-stat, gains 40% Resistance to all non-Universe elements that possessor is, gains +80% Dodge, deals 15% more Flat Damage if the Damage is solely possessor's exact combination of elements (to a max of 400,000,000 additional Damage), and takes 50% less Damage from moderate negative status effects

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Cool Supplies-

Unfathomable Undercrash: Gonna Heckin' Shred Those Nines Till They Twerk Like Sixes - (Technique Ability, Other: Cosmic Mathematician) Possessor may use 'Unfathomable Undercrash: Gonna Heckin' Shred Those Nines Till They Twerk Like Sixes' in conjunction with an 'Melee Overdrive' or 'Ultimate Attack' action so long as possessor has not previously used an Undercrash during the thread, no other Technique, Undercrash, or Overcrash is being used, and possessor has a unique Container named 'Yeet Boi Ebineezer's Skateboard Protractor' equipped. Said action gains +96,699.6 Melee Attack, becomes solely the elements Numerals & Physical & Devastation, and applies an unremovable debuff to one of its targets that causes all nines in its possessor's stats to count as sixes for purposes of calculations that are part of their possessor's actions. Said action's user may not, as an effect that is not a debuff, use Overcrashes the remainder of the thread.

Matryoshka Mayhem-

Official Warehouse-Pull-Holding Box- (Accessory, Container, Universe, X Gold) Wielder may bring any number of items into threads that wielder pulled from the Warehouse within the past 5 years

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Matryoshka Mayhem-

Disappointing Box that Launches Landhawks to Non-Useful Locations- (Accessory, Container, Air & Earth, 300 Gold) Wielder may bring 3 unequipped items whose name includes 'Landhawk' into each thread; at the end of each round of battle, this item randomly removes one of its wielder's equipped or carried items whose name includes 'Landhawk' from the thread

Wooden Robo-Dragon Parade-

Speaker for the Pontiffs of the Blood-Sun- (Passive Ability, Deathless One) When possessor summons a Pontiff from the Enemy List, possessor may append 'of the Blood Sun' after its name, and, if possessor chooses to do so, have it Naturally additionally possess all the Constant Effects and Abilities of the Vampire Lord from the Enemy List

Ticket 32/37: unvisited futures

*The Seventy-Seven Waxes of Cetmyl Dryse- (Consumable, Other: Additive, Formus & Turpitude & Wonder, Unlimited Charges, 770,000,000 Gold) Charges are not consumed from this item in a normal manner, and this item may not be used as a standard consumable; Whenever this item's wielder would use a non-unique Additive with multiple charges with a value under 500,000,000 Gold, that Additive does not lose a charge; Wielder may add any non-Universe element referenced in one of wielder's Elemental Researcher abilities to any action involving a Consumable that wielder is using other than this consumable or may make such an action solely any one such element

Ticket 33/37: unvisited futures

'Kit's Face' Flavor Coffee- (Consumable, Drink, Water & Chaos, 1 Charge, 600 Gold) 50% inflicts Invigorated, 30% inflicts Invigorated: Zesty, 50% inflicts Confusion, 30% inflicts Pain: Nauseous

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Elaborate Spells-

Ultimate, Hyper 'Find the Missing Sock'- (Spell, Ritual Magic, Air & Energy, 457,325 MP, 70,000 Gold) Caster determines what entities in any battlespace in the same battle are carrying an item whose name includes 'Sock' that is not equipped, Caster determines what entities in any battlespace in the same battle are carrying an item whose name includes 'Sock' that is equipped, Caster determines what battlespaces in the same battle contain a non-carried, non-equipped item whose name includes 'Sock', This spell requires 37 consecutive actions to cast, requires that its caster possess the abilities 'Ritualist', 'Subspace Architect', 'Esoteric Wiseman', 'Golfer', and 'Chef', requires that three of its caster's allies are unique, have names that start with 'J', and are each wielding at least two armors whose name includes 'Shirt', and can only start being cast on the eighth round of battle against both a Dragon and an animal whose name includes 'Rat'

Exodus of Self-

Ritual Vessel of a Billion Lives- (Permanent Consumable, Essence Sphere, Time & Life & Glory & Dopple, 1 Charge, 400,000,000 Gold) Target Slot becomes able to accommodate multiple Exodus of Self items and may have them applied to it without sacrificing PCs; characters of any of the slot's unlocked types may be created in the slot

Kit Unlocks one of-

Bioborg Factory
Uncle Lazy's Frequently-Disappointing Delves
Granny Marigold's Secret Fae Spices
Unevictable Minotaur Apartment Daze
Famous Professors and Lengthy Lectures

Unevictable Minotaur Apartment Daze
Unlocked

ticket 35/37:
Unevictable Minotaur Apartment Daze
Testing