Kit in the Warehouse

[Lord Gadigan]

Kit also unlocks one of:

My New Life as a Vending Machine
Possibly Impossible Trivia

[Kitsune106d]

My New Life as a Vending Machine is unlocked.


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My New Life as a Vending Machine

[Lord Gadigan]

Living Vending Machine- (Passive Ability, Roboticist) Possessor may purchase items from possessor's Vending List in the Shop

Vend!- (Active Ability, Merchant) Possessor may spend an action to pay for and create an item from possessor's Vending List

Kit's Vending List gains-

Flat Soda- (Consumable, Drink, Acid & Technology & Water, 1 Charge, 80 Gold) +1 to a random stat, -1 to a random stat, does not stack

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[Lord Gadigan]

That Doesn't Sound Right-

*Granny's Pleasant Dress- (Armor, Disguise, Terror & Agony & Blood, 475,000,000 Gold) +475,000 Melee Attack, +475% to all Minor Negative Status Effect Infliction chances, 100% Critical if the round of battle has not been made unique, Wearer may inflict Instant Death on a unique ally at the start of a round to have a 30% chance of preventing an equal-or-lower-Level target below Level 98 that is not Immune to Dominion from acting this round, Wearer's opponents' Currencies cannot add to their Defense or inflict major negative status effects on wearer, Wearer obtains +30 Fame if Demon element, This item gains the subtypes Legionnaire, Needle, and Planetary, Wearer must be Level 40 or greater

Commandments of the Seething Idol-

THOU SHALT NOT SEE A FISH OF A TYPE THOU HAST NOT PREVIOUSLY CONSUMED - LIVING OR DEAD - AND FAIL TO CONSUME IT WITH DUE HASTE

Until Kit breaks this commandment in an RP thread (battle threads do not count), Kit gains +15% Critical and (+20% uncapped To Hit against Aquatics)

[Lord Gadigan]

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[Aeromage]

Summary

Kit gets:

Knowledge-To-Ingots Pickaxe-Strike- (Technique Ability, Architect) Possessor may use 'Knowledge-To-Ingots Pickaxe-Strike' in conjunction with a 'Melee Attack' or 'Melee Overdrive' action so long as no other technique is used and possessor has a Tool or Axe whose name includes 'Pick', 'Shovel', or 'Mattock' equipped. Said action gains +60,000 Melee Attack and destroys a non-unique Spell worth under 120,000,000 equipped by its target, giving its performer an amount of Temporary Gold equal to the destroyed spell's Gold value.


Living Vending Machine- (Passive Ability, Roboticist) Possessor may purchase items from possessor's Vending List in the Shop


Merchandising Deal: Officially Licensed Kit Plushies with 10 Phrases- (Passive Ability, Merchant) +1 Fame, Possessor may spend 20,000 Gold in the shop or an RP thread to create 1 'Officially Licensed Kit Plushie with 10 Phrases', Possessor may post in the shop up to once per month to claim 2,000,000 Gold

Merchandising Deal: Timefox Star Lances- (Passive Ability, Merchant) +2 Fame, Possessor may spend 20,000,000 Gold in the shop or an RP thread to create 1 'Timefox Star Lance', Possessor may post in the shop up to once per month to claim 20,000,000 Gold

Vend!- (Active Ability, Merchant) Possessor may spend an action to pay for and create an item from possessor's Vending List

Flat Soda- (Consumable, Drink, Acid & Technology & Water, 1 Charge, 80 Gold) +1 to a random stat, -1 to a random stat, does not stack

Bestow Divine Relic- (Passive Ability, Other: Worldbound God) Possessor may, in the Ability Shop, give a target PC that is a devout worshiper a customized Worshiper Benefit, selecting a unique item that requires that its wielder be a deity with this ability's possessor's name; The Worshiper Benefit's text follows the following format: Worshipper Benefit: Bearer of the [Item Name], as Ordained By [Possessor Name]- Possessor may equip and use the unique item [Item Name] as though possessor were a deity named '[PC Deity's Name]', Worshipper Benefit

Bestow Worshipper Benefit: Blessed Crop Growth- (Passive Ability, Other: Worldbound God) Possessor may choose for possessor's Devout Worshippers to obtain the following Worshipper Benefit: Blessed Crop Growth- Possessor's Plant summons deal +(Possessor's Level (to a max of Possessor's granting Patron Deity's Level))*100) additional HP Healing, gain a buff that stacks 20 times that provides +(Worshiper Benefit's Possessor's Level (to a max of Worshiper Benefit's Possessor's granting Patron Deity's Level))*100) HP, and Regenerate (Possessor's Level (to a max of Possessor's granting Patron Deity's Level))*100) HP at the start of each round, Worshipper Benefit

Bestow Worshipper Benefit: Served by Singing Plants- (Passive Ability, Other: Worldbound God) Possessor may choose for possessor's Devout Worshippers to obtain the following Worshipper Benefit: Served by Singing Plants- Possessor may, at the start of a round, summon a Plant that is below (Possessor's Level (to a max of Possessor's granting Patron Deity's Level))*.75, rounded down) that is normally fightable for drops on the Enemy List, Max 5 summoned, Each of these summons counts as casting a Bardic Music or (Bardic Music & Divine Magic) spell at the start of each round, Worshipper Benefit

Empowered by the Praise of Mankind- (Passive Ability, Other: Worldbound God) Possessor gains +(1,000 * the number of Human Devout Worshippers possessor possesses in the same battlespace that are not afflicted with Impaired: Silence) to all stats


Catastrophically-Late Inbuilt Super-Communicator- (Active Ability, Superhero) Possessor may spend an action to summon up to 15 Metahumans from the Enemy List that are below Level 80 and below possessor's Level or (entirely separately) to move up to 15 willing Metahuman allies or allies who possess at least one Superhero ability from other battlespaces into possessor's battlespace; there is a 95% chance that the action is delayed 100 rounds


Foxes are Too Cute to Attack- (World Law, Beastmaster) Animals whose name includes 'Fox' have a 30% chance of preventing attacks from equal-or-lower-Level sources below Level 60 that are not Immune to (or Absorb or Reflect) either Charm or Dominion that target them from occurring



Commandment:
THOU SHALT NOT SEE A FISH OF A TYPE THOU HAST NOT PREVIOUSLY CONSUMED - LIVING OR DEAD - AND FAIL TO CONSUME IT WITH DUE HASTE

Until Kit breaks this commandment in an RP thread (battle threads do not count), Kit gains +15% Critical and (+20% uncapped To Hit against Aquatics)



*The Star Lance of the Timeshadow Goddess- (Weapon, Spear, Astral & Warding & Time, 500,750,000 Gold) +500,000 Melee Attack, +500,000 Magical Attack, +500,000 STR, +500,000 AGI, +500,000 MIN, +500,000 SPI, +5,000,000 HP as a non-stacking bonus, +1,000,000 MP as a non-stacking bonus, 90% Critical, +90% Critical, 190% Resilience against Astral Beings and Daemons, +90% Resilience against Astral Beings, 60% Astral Resistance, 30% Warding Resistance, 30% Time Resistance, 30% Astral Being Resistance, Wielder Pierces 500,000 Defense, Wielder's attacks may become solely Time, Warding, or Astral element if wielder is an Animal or Humanoid, Wielder may spend an action to scan the stats of all Astral Beings and Daemons in the same battlespace, Wielder's Devout Worshipers gain 30% Astral Resistance, 30% Astral Being Resistance, and 15% Daemon Resistance, Once per thread across all wielders across all copies of this item, wielder may, as an effect that counts as transferring, swap all buffs, debuffs, and status effects possessed with those possessed by the wielder of another unique weapon whose name includes 'Star Lance', This item may also count as possessing the name 'The Star Lance from Elgath'Thronginn', Wielder must be a deity named 'Kit Timeshadow'

Honkulgrestian- (Weapon, Spear, Atomic & Flux, 175,000,000 Gold) +175,000 Melee Attack, +175,000 Ranged Attack, 200% inflicts Poison: Irradiated, 200% inflicted Hexed: Ill Fortune, 15% inflicts Smitten, Wielder's Prime opponents have their turn-order-determining stat sums halved (rounded up, with a max reduction of 1,750,000 points) for turn-order-determining purposes, Wielder must be Level 40 or greater

20 Timefox Star Lance- (Weapon, Spear, Hope & Time & Astral, 20,000,000 Gold) +20,000 Melee Attack, +10,000 Ranged Attack, +15,000 Magical Attack, +20,000 SPI, 15% Astral Resistance, 15% Time Resistance, Wielder may spend an action to enter an existing battlespace so long as no entity that is either 5 or more Levels greater than wielder or that is Level 60 or greater in either the battlespace being entered or the battlespace being left objects
(In stock)


Sugarcrystal Glaciator- (Weapon, Gun, Ice & Candy, 65,000,000 Gold) +65,000 Ranged Attack, 100% inflicts Frozen, 200% inflicts Frozen: Sugarcrystal Glaciation, 1 hit against 50,000, Wielder must be Level 20 or greater



*Granny's Pleasant Dress- (Armor, Disguise, Terror & Agony & Blood, 475,000,000 Gold) +475,000 Melee Attack, +475% to all Minor Negative Status Effect Infliction chances, 100% Critical if the round of battle has not been made unique, Wearer may inflict Instant Death on a unique ally at the start of a round to have a 30% chance of preventing an equal-or-lower-Level target below Level 98 that is not Immune to Dominion from acting this round, Wearer's opponents' Currencies cannot add to their Defense or inflict major negative status effects on wearer, Wearer obtains +30 Fame if Demon element, This item gains the subtypes Legionnaire, Needle, and Planetary, Wearer must be Level 40 or greater



Cataloguer Detective's Monocle- (Accessory, Eyewear, Treasure & Knowledge, 160,000,000 Gold) Wearer may scan a target's stats at the start of each of wearer's actions, Wearer may spend an action to replicate an action performable by an equal or lower Level Magic Being that is normally fightable for drops on the Enemy List whose stats wearer has scanned in the same thread as though an instance of said entity from the enemy list were performing said action, Wearer may cast the non-unique spells worth 160,000,000 or fewer Gold that were equipped by entities whose stats wielder has scanned in the same thread at the time of that scanning as though wearer had replicated copies of them equipped, Wielder may choose, at the start of a round, to obtain an non-stacking buff that lasts until the end of the round that causes its possessor to have equipped a Temporary replica of a Book or Tome that is non-unique and worth under 160,000,000 Gold that was equipped by an entity whose stats wielder has scanned in the same time at the time of that scanning, Wielder must be Level 40 or greater

Speed Detective's Monocle- (Accessory, Eyewear, Sonic & Knowledge, 160,000,000 Gold) Wearer scans the stats of every individual in the same battlespace at the start of battle, Wearer scans the stats of every individual in the same battlespace at the start of each round, Wearer scans the stats of every individual in the same battlespace at the start of each of wearer's actions, Wearer announces what stats are each entity in the same battlespace's turn-order-determining stats at the start of each round, announcing first the entity's name and then a list of the stats (presented in alphabetical order), with this effect not disclosing other elements of the entity's turn-order determining stats, such as whether they are doubled or have a value added or subtracted to them, Wielder must be Level 40 or greater


Aquarium Codex- (Accessory, Tome, Water & Spatial, 60,000,000 Gold) Wielder gains 2 Pet slots that may only contain Aquatics and that cannot be exchanged for other types of slots, Wielder cannot equip non-Aquatic pets




Letter Stating that Team Horse Detectives Has Been Disqualified from the Investigation Within Infinite Nexii- (Item, Antiquity, Time & Knowledge, 15,000 Gold)

200 Officially Licensed Kit Plushie with 10 Phrases- (Item, Antiquity, Hope & Magic & Glitz & Time, 20,000 Gold)
(In stock)

Photo of Kit Winning Lead Chef XVI- (Item, Antiquity, Air & Time, 600,000 Gold)

Pot with White Wings that Might Be Sorta Holy?- (Item, Antiquity, Light & Earth & Hope, 700 Gold)



*The Mirrored Bastion-Projector of Kyngill-Vhros- (Permanent Consumable: Modular Upgrade, Warding & Dopple & Crystal (2), 1 Charge, 2,300,000,000 Gold) Gives target Shield, Ward, Aura, or Power Armor the unique Modular Upgrade Enhancement 'Integrated Mirrored Bastion-Projector of Kyngill-Vhros'

*Integrated Mirrored Bastion-Projector of Kyngill-Vhros- +2,300,000 Defense, Wielder may, up to three times per thread, choose to Reflect an attack from an equal or lower Level source, This Modular Upgrade takes 2 Upgrade Slots on items that have Upgrade Slots and uses standard Enhancement rules for items that do not, This Modular Upgrade may be moved to another item that it would be eligible to have been attached to by the application methods present on the Permanent Consumable '*The Mirrored Bastion-Projector of Kyngill-Vhros' for 6 weeks and 230,000,000 Gold, Modular Upgrade


Injector-Capsule Attachment- (Permanent Consumable: Modular Upgrade, Acid & Technology & Toxin, 1 Charge, 30,000,000 Gold) Gives target Knife, Spear, or Needle the Modular Upgrade Enhancement 'Integrated Injector-Capsule Attachment'

Integrated Injector-Capsule Attachment- Wielder may equip an additional Weapon Coating, Wielder may equip a carried Weapon Coating when this weapon is equipped, This Modular Upgrade may be moved to another item that it would be eligible to have been attached to by the application methods present on the Permanent Consumable 'Injector-Capsule Attachment' for 3 weeks and 3,000,000 Gold, Modular Upgrade


2 Landhawk Decal- (Permanent Consumable: Modular Upgrade, Earth & Air, 1 Charge, 30,000 Gold) Gives target Armor the Modular Upgrade Enhancement 'Applied Landhawk Decal'

Applied Landhawk Decal- Wearer gains the subtype Aerial if the terrain or phantom terrain is not Sky, Wearer's name counts as including 'Landhawk', This Modular Upgrade may be moved to another item that it would be eligible to have been attached to by the application methods present on the Permanent Consumable 'Landhawk Decal' for 1 week and 3,000 Gold, Modular Upgrade


Supreme Booster Suite- (Permanent Consumable: Modular Upgrade, Technology & Energy, 1 Charge, 250,000,000 Gold) Gives target weapon, armor, or accessory the Modular Upgrade Enhancement 'Integrated Supreme Booster Suite'

Integrated Supreme Booster Suite- All attack bonuses and stat bonuses provided by the item this is on are increased by 200,000 points, with 2,000 points of this increase being uncapped as an effect that does not stack across multiple instances of this Modular Upgrade, This Modular Upgrade takes 1 Upgrade Slot on items that have Upgrade Slots and uses standard Enhancement rules for items that do not, This Modular Upgrade may be moved to another item that it would be eligible to have been attached to by the application methods present on the Permanent Consumable 'Supreme Booster Suite' for 2 weeks and 25,000,000 Gold, Modular Upgrade



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Volatilis gets:

Terrain Spell of the Swamp: Doom of the Creeping Mist- (Spell, Geomancy, Earth & Water & Air & Darkness & Acid & Wood & Toxin, 8,000 MP, 80,000,000 Gold) +80,000 Magical Attack, The first time this spell is cast against each target within a battle, it deals no damage to that target and has a 200% chance of inflicting Hexed: Ill Fortune, Confusion: Lost, and Confusion: Fear, The second time this spell is cast against each target within a battle, it deals half Damage and has a 200% chance of inflicting Poison, Voidstruck, Drowning, and Suffocation, as well as a 15% chance of inflicting Instant Death: Doomed, the third time this spell is cast against each target within a battle, for each such target, its caster may summon up to 5 Elementals that are normally fightable for drops on the Enemy List that are below the caster's Level, below Level 80, and possess at least one out of the elements Earth, Water, Air, Darkness, Acid, Wood, and Toxin, with each such Elemental summoned in this manner possessing a non-stacking buff at the time of its summoning that gives its possessor the additional subtype Undead and gives its possessor's offensive actions a 400% chance of inflicting Hexed, from the fourth time onwards that this spell is cast against each target within a battle, it has a 30% chance of inflicting Instant Death, Max 200 summoned, The terrain or phantom terrain must be Swamp to cast this spell, Caster must be Level 20 or greater and must possess the ability 'Adept Geomancy Attunement'



Rosaline gets:

*The Illryimantian Twelvevector Chronocore- (Permanent Consumable: Modular Upgrade, Technology & Time & Crystal (2), 1 Charge, 2,250,000,000 Gold) Gives target Sword, Gun, or Beamglove the unique Modular Upgrade Enhancement 'Integrated Illryimantian Twelvevector Chronocore'

*Integrated Illryimantian Twelvevector Chronocore- +2,250,000 Ranged Attack if on a Gun or Beamglove, +2,250,000 Melee Attack if on a Sword or Beamglove, 24% inflicts Petrified: Time Stop, +2,250,000 AGI, +2,250,000 SPI, +250,000 to wielder's turn-order-determining stat sum for turn-order-determining purposes if the weapon this is attached to is its wielder's only weapon, Wielder may reroll each To Hit roll up to 12 times, Wielder may, up to three times per thread, when no opponents are (of greater Level than wielder, Immune to Petrification (or Reflect or Absorb Time Stop), and/or Immune, to Time (or Reflect or Absorb Time)), reset battle to a selected earlier point, This Modular Upgrade takes 1 Upgrade Slot on items that have Upgrade Slots and uses standard Enhancement rules for items that do not, This Modular Upgrade may be moved to another item that it would be elligible to have been attached to by the application methods present on the Permanent Consumable '*The Illryimantian Twelvevector Chronocore' for 4 weeks and 225,000,000 Gold, Modular Upgrade




Other Things

New Items

Flat Soda- (Consumable, Drink, Acid & Technology & Water, 1 Charge, 80 Gold) +1 to a random stat, -1 to a random stat, does not stack


New Status Effect

Frozen: Sugarcrystal Glaciation (Possessor takes an amount of Candy element damage equal to 5% of possessor's Max HP at the start of every round that cannot be defended against by Defense that is not either coming from Universe-element sources or Defense that is specifically Defense against the element Candy. Possessor takes an amount of Ice element damage equal to 1% of possessor's Max HP at the start of every round that cannot be defended against by Defense that is not either coming from Universe-element sources or Defense that is specifically Defense against the element Ice. There is a 95% chance that that possessor may not act each action unless possessor is Immune to Candy (or Absorbs or Reflects it) or is Immune to Ice (or Absorbs or Reflects it) or is over level 99; effects that would occur before each action still occur.)

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