Realm of Gadigan

Doctor!

Knows the Opponent's Mother's Zip Code- (Passive Ability, Mentalist) Possessor's Confusion: Fear: Disconcerted infliction chances are increased by 30% against Humans

Dulcy

Is the Fainting One- (Passive Ability, Warlord) If possessor would be afflicted with Confusion: Surprised, possessor may choose to be afflicted with Fatigued: Asleep instead

Snoozy Massusse- (Passive Ability, Monk) If possessor performs an action whose name includes 'Massage', possessor may choose for it to have a 200% chance of inflicting Fatigued: Asleep

Enrica

Invisible While Asleep- (Passive Ability, Thief) Possessor gains +50% Dodge while afflicted with Fatigued: Asleep

Murderous Somnabulist- (Passive Ability, Slasher) Possessor has a 5% chance of inflicting Instant Death on a random opponent at the start of each round that possessor begins afflicted with Fatigued: Asleep

Tolva!

Somnambulist's Cabinet- (Accessory, Furniture: Bed, Air & Psychic & Darkness, 8,000,000 Gold) +8,000 Defense, Possessor's Defense is doubled, to a max of 800,000 additional points, if possessor is afflicted with Fatigued: Asleep, possessor counts as being 20 Levels greater for purposes of having possessor's stats scanned if possessor is afflicted with Fatigued: Asleep as an effect that is not capable of bypassing 'Immune to Below Level X' effects

Dulcinea

Preposterously Baller- (Passive Ability, Athlete) Possessor gains +1 to all base stats and +30 Fame, Any of possessor's opponents, at the start of the first round that said opponent is in the same battlespace as possessor in the thread, may choose to be afflicted with Confusion: Surprised and 5 instances of Stat Drain: MIN Drain to, as a non-stacking debuff that cannot be removed by possessor or by individuals below Level 80, remove the portion of this ability's text that says 'Possessor gains +1 to all base stats and +30 Fame, '

Viren!

Mister Businessman- (Passive Ability, Elemental Researcher) Possessor gains and manifests the element Business, Possessor may, up to once per month, post in the ability shop to gain 20,000,000 Gold, Possessor counts as possessing the awards 'Local Businessman', 'Businessman', 'Businessguy', 'Man of the Business', and 'International Power CEO', as well as counting as additionally possessing the name 'Mister Businessman'

Doctooooor

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Dulcinea

Einarr

Suspiciously Dynamic Family Tree- (Passive Ability, Enigma Man) Possessor may, at the start of each round, choose to designate each ally as a 'Father', 'Mother', 'Aunt', 'Uncle', 'Cousin', 'Son', 'Daughter', 'Child', 'Parent', 'Sister', or 'Brother', with 'Grand-' as an optional prefix, any number of instances of 'Great ' up to possessor's Fame appended as prefixes, with 'Step-' as an optional prefix and ', <Any number up to possessor's Fame> Times Removed' as an optional suffix, with these designations being non-stacking buffs that last until the end of the round

Enrica