Realm of Gadigan

Summary

Dulcinea gets:

Can Turn Photographs Into Bombs- (Passive Ability, Scientist) Possessor may, once per round, turn an instance of having scanned something into dealing 5,000,000 Flat Fire element Damage to that thing

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Talons from Bermutha-Quenne- (Weapon, Fist Weapon, Fire & Dusk, 30,000,000 Gold) +30,000 Melee Attack, 60% Critical, Wielder's actions that incorporate this item's attack bonuses always count as occurring in a Chronogeomantic Zone of Dusk, This weapon counts as a 'Claw' for purposes of effects that check


LLAMA-SLAPPER- (Weapon, Club, Physical, 5,000,000 Gold) +5,000 Melee Attack, Deals double Damage (to a max of 50,000,000 additional Damage) to targets whose name includes 'Llama', 'Alpaca', 'Vicuna', or 'Guanaco'




Lips of the Ecstatic Emu- (Accessory, Bioaugmentation, Whimsy & Terror, 500,000 Gold) Wearer is afflicted with Invigorated if one of wearer's opponents dies while wearer is an Aerial that isn't Immune to Earth

Gloves that Have Touched a Samurai- (Accessory, Gloves, Physical & Knowledge, 500 Gold) +5 Melee Attack for purposes of actions that involve Sword Arts spells (wielder's or other entities')

Guyabano Guanaco- (Accessory, Legionairre, Wood & Life, 30,000,000 Gold) +30,000 to all stats, Wielder gains a +3,000 uncapped bonus to all stats if wielder has the ability 'Ate the Mythical Soursop', Wielder may choose for this item to count as possessing the subtype Animal, Wielder may choose for this item's name to include 'Mini-Llama'

Lonnie the Lickable Llama- (Accessory, Legionairre, Beast & Candy, 5,000,000 Gold) Wielder's allies may spend an action to target this item and regenerate 50,000 HP, Wielder's allies who are afflicted with Invigorated may do this as a bonus action at the start of a round that isn't the first round of battle


Number 10- (Item, Antiquity, Numerals, 10 Gold)

Phonograph Recording of Audio from an Anniversary Party Involving Colonel Wilson Jonas- (Item, Antiquity, Technology & Steam, 5,000,000 Gold)

Photograph of Colonel Wilson Jonas and some Samurai Detectives at an Anniversary Party- (Item, Antiquity, Air & Psychic, 1,000 Gold)



POWER INQUIRY: 'WHERE THE HOOT ZONE AT?'- (Spell, Divining, Air & Psychic, 50 MP, 500 Gold) Caster is informed what Zone in what Battlespace contains the most entities with 'Owl' or 'Hoot' in the name.


Mythical Soursop- (Permanent Consumable, Minor Artifact, Earth & Glory, 1 Charge, 100,000,000 Gold) Gives consumer the ability 'Ate the Mythical Soursop'



Enrica gets:

Earring that Wins Wars- (Accessory, Earwear, Magic & Wonder, 30,000,000 Gold) Wearer may scan the stats of any individual who changes rows, Wearer's offensive actions defeat Units below Level 40 who have changed rows earlier in the same battle


Ryuutarou gets:

Efreet Bread- (Consumable, Food, Fire & Mystic, 1 Charge, 30,000,000 Gold) Target counts as having killed an additional Magic Being, gains +30,000 Magical Attack, and may add '100% inflicts Burning' to any action it replicates, with this overall effect being a non-stacking buff



Doctor MIRACLES gets:

BEEFY BEEZ- (Weapon, Throwing Weapon, Physical, 3,000,000 Gold) +3,000 Ranged Attack, +3,000 STR, Wielder's 'Ranged Attack' actions and other actions that incorporate its Ranged Attack bonus use STR instead of DEX even if they are also already using STR, using STR again in that case, but not if DEX was replaced, only if it is there alongside the STR, Wielder's actions count as involving an Insect that has more STR than any individual it is compared directly to who is below Level 60

Sneaky Bee Grease- (Accessory, Magic Item, Beast & Memory, 30,000,000 Gold) Wielder's summons whose name includes 'Bee' or 'Wasp' gain 50% Cold Resistance, Wounded Immunity, and +30% Dodge as a non-stacking bonus


Rukathal gets:

Coughing Lonnie's Necktie- (Accessory, Trinket, Color & Fury, 5,000,000 Gold) +5,000 Ranged Attack, +5,000 Defense, If wearer is afflicted with Diseased by an opponent, wielder may unequip this item to deal that opponent 50,000,000 Flat Sonic element Damage


Elyion gets:

1 Base SAN

30 Bonus Weeks

Beard that Turns things Into Bread- (Passive Ability, Chef) 5% inflicts Petrified, When possessor inflicts Petrified on an entity below Level 60, possessor may kill it and replace its corpse with an item with 'Bread' in the name that is worth under (1,000,000 x the entity's Level) Gold that is in stock in the shop and obtain that item, with the item being a Temporary item if in a non-RP thread


Efreet Beard- (Accessory, Bioaugmentation, Fire & Mystic, 30,000,000 Gold) +30,000 Magical Attack, 200% inflicts Burning, Wielder may add '100% inflicts Burning' to any action that wielder replicates


Sign Proclaiming that Grabbyfest 10 is Probably Over- (Item, Antiquity, Time & Fate, 10,000 Gold)


'Gained 1 Base SAN from Grabbyfest 10'
'This Character Has 61 Base Stat Points'


New abilities:

Ate the Mythical Soursop- (Passive Ability, Item Effect) Possessor gains 5 bonus weeks per year that may be claimed or spent in any shop thread at any time during the year, Possessor gains +50,000 Defense while in a Chronogeomantic Zone of Vacation



Notes for Gad

Elyion needed an award declaring where her extra SAN came from and her new Base Stat total. Just noting this here so eyebrows aren't raised by the awards I've added to her, there.

The Talons from Bermutha-Quenne item have the subtype Claw. This should probably be Fist Weapon, but Grabbyfest is notably weird when it comes to these sorts of things...

Elyion grabbed the Grabbyfest-end sign, even though something did come after it and was grabbed by the Doctor.
One of those needs to get their now-traditional title in the Hierarchy of Unfun. Perhaps this time it'll be Assistant Regional Sub-Comptroller of Unfun.

Talons from Bermutha-Quenne edited to be in line with:

Lord Gadigan wrote:Fist Weapon on the Claw, but add 'This weapon counts as a 'Claw' for purposes of effects that check' to it in case I split that off

Elyion needed an award declaring where her extra SAN came from and her new Base Stat total. Just noting this here so eyebrows aren't raised by the awards I've added to her, there.

Approved. This can say it came from Grabbyfest.

One of those needs to get their now-traditional title in the Hierarchy of Unfun. Perhaps this time it'll be Assistant Regional Sub-Comptroller of Unfun.

Hah, that works. Give that to Elyion.

Then give Miracles 'Assistant to the Regional Sub-Comptroller of Sneaky'