Summary
The gifts have been given and prizes presented. Here's what everyone's taking home (or leaving behind)!
Volatilis gets wrote:
Establish Global Abjurant Hypershielding System- (Spell, Abjuration, Magic & Technology & Hope, 5,000,000 MP, 500,000,000 Gold) Caster obtains a non-stacking buff that cannot be removed or transferred by sources below Level 80 without its possessor's permission that gives its possessor's allies +500,000 Defense, +15% Base Element Resistance, +50,000 conditionally effective Defense against STR Damage, +50,000 conditionally effective Defense against AGI Damage, +50,000 conditionally effective Defense against CON Damage, +50,000 conditionally effective Defense against MIN Damage, and +50,000 conditionally effective Defense against SPI Damage, with these bonuses being doubled (with the doubling being uncapped against sources below Level 80) if it is either for the benefit of an allied entity that possesses a Constant Effect named 'Supermassive' or 'Hypermassive' or if it is against an attack that could target 30,000 or more targets, Caster must be Level 40 or greater and must possess the ability 'Expert Abjuration Attunement'
Volatilis loses wrote:5,740,800,000 Gold
Leviathan's Egg- (Item, Antiquity, Water & Life & Glory & Mystic, 400,000,000 Gold)
4 Mobile Ocean
Flowing Core
60 Waters at the World's Edge
7 Shield of the Golden Peace
777 Star of Ruin
Darkness Crystal
Ryuu gets wrote:Abominable Mindcooking- (Spell, Psychic Arts, Dream & Evil & Hunger, 15,000,000 HP from any combination of caster's allies (including caster), 150,000,000 Gold) +150,000 Magical Attack, 15,000 MIN Damage, 500% inflicts Stat Drain: MIN Drain, 200% inflicts Mindblasted: Fried Brain, If an attack involving this spell inflicts both Stat Drain: MIN Drain and Mindblasted: Fried Brain on at least one single target, this spell's caster may summon a Demon or Horror from the Enemy List that is below Level 80 that is below the triggering afflicted entity's Level and that is normally fightable for drops, giving it a non-stacking buff that doubles its possessor's Dodge against one chosen entity whose affliction with Stat Drain: MIN Drain and Mindblasted: Fried Brain triggered the summoning of the buff-possessing entity and that also gives its possessor the additional elements Dream, Evil, and Hunger and gives its possessor +150,000 to all stats, Max 1 summoned
Ryuu loses wrote:
Applesauce that Makes Genitals Vanish- (Consumable, Food, Water & Physical, 1 Charge, 3,000,000 Gold) Target cannot summon if below Level 60
Nira gets wrote:Cosmic Rebirth of the Pacifistic Horse-Self- (Spell, Biomancy, Blood & Time & Life & Astral & Hax, Poison: Drunk, 222,222,222 Gold) Target willing entity obtains a non-stacking buff that makes its possessor count as a summon of the caster (if not targeting the caster), that makes it count as a summon with no summoner (if targeting the caster), that provides +2 to all base stats (with this bonus increased to +3 if its possessor's name includes 'Nira' or 'Tolva'), that gives its possessor the additional subtype Animal, that appends 'HORSE ' to the front of its possessor's name, and that makes its possessor unable to perform offensive actions
9 Custom Wonder-Gift- (Item, Ticket, Light & Progress & Wonder, 250,000,000 Gold) Can be opened at the Warehouse for a roll on the Custom Wonder-Gift table
9 Superior Wrapped-Up Wonder- (Item, Ticket, Wonder, 360,000,000 Gold) Can be opened at the Warehouse for a roll on the Superior Wrapped-Up Wonder table
7 Boxed Miracle- (Consuamble, Enchanted Item, Light & Glory & Wonder, 1 Charge, 200,000,000 Gold) User replicates the effect of an action performable by a deity below Level 98 that is below user's Level that is normally fightable for drops on the enemy list as though an instance of said entity were performing said action
Silver Suit of the Killer of the SPAAAAAAACE VAAAAAAAMPIIIIIIIRE- (Armor, Power Armor, Hope & Technology, 42,710,000 Gold) +42,600 Defense, +42,000 to all stats, +42,730 Melee Attack, +42,730 Ranged Attack, +1 Fame as a non-stacking bonus, Individuals below Level 60 may not deal wearer HP Drain, 30% Technology Resistance, 30% Darkness Resistance, 20% Ice Resistance, 5% Undead Resistance, 5% Alien Resistance, Combat Arts spells cast by wearer that provide a Melee Attack Bonus gain +42,200 additional Melee Attack, Combat Arts spells cast by wearer that provide a Ranged Attack Bonus gain +42,200 additional Ranged Attack, Buffs on wielder from Leadership spells that boost wielder's stats do so by an additional 1,000 points, to a max of 10 such buffs, with this effect not stacking across multiple copies of this item, Wierlder is Immune to Frozen, Suffocation, Voidstruck, and Poison: Irradiated from effects attached to Zones, Terrains, and Phantom Terrains by sources below Level 60, Wearer must be Level 20 or greater
25 Crown of the Absolute Emperor- (Accessory, Crown, Nobility & Glory & Law, 80,000,000 Gold) +80,000 Defense, +80,000 SPI, +800,000 MP as a non-stacking bonus, Wielder's allies gain +8,000 to all stats as a non-stacking bonus, 200% inflicts Charm, 30% inflicts Dominion, Wielder must be Level 20 or greater, Wielder must be either Level 40 or greater or must possess the ability 'Noble'
Prince Charming Battle-Action Figure- (Weapon, Other: Toy, Magic & Light & Hope & Earth, 60,000,000 Gold) +60,000 Magical Attack, +60,000 SPI, +600,000 MP as a non-stacking bonus, Wielder's 'Magical Attack' and 'Overdrive' actions may count as coming from a source that is a Level 59 Earth-element Fae named 'Prince Charming 'val Charmingston XXVIII' with 80 Fame if wielder is Level 40 or greater
2 Mimmorico- (Weapon, Other: Chaos Talon, Illusion, 50,000,000 Gold) This weapon, at the start of a thread, copies a non-unique weapon with a listed cost that is under 50,000,000 that is in stock in the Shop and becomes that weapon for the remainder of the thread
Sticky Object-Collecting Sphere (Massive-Potential-Size-Increase Variant)- (Weapon, Orb, Physical & Astral & Spatial, 185,000,000 Gold) +1 Melee Attack, Wielder's chances to steal items are increased by 35% against targets below Level 90 as a non-stacking effect, Whenever wielder conducts an attack that incorporates this item's Melee Attack bonus, it doubles, to a max of 1,850,000 points, as a buff that stacks 200 times, Wielder must be Level 20 or greater
Nira loses wrote:52,041,000 Gold
Draconics loses wrote:
12 Swords of Torment
Cast Into Torment
Cage of Torment
Sand Diamond
Monolith's Dampening Stone
'Stop The Cockatoo: A Handbook'- (Item, Antiquity, Air & Destruction, 7,500 Gold)
Kit gets wrote:Death-Scream of the All-Controlling Emperor- (Spell, Leadership, Nobility & Glory & Law & Fire & Light & Atomic, 2,000,000 MP, 200,000,000 Gold) Caster is killed; All of caster's opponents are dealt 2,000,000 Flat Nobility & Glory & Law & Fire & Light & Atomic element Damage and have a 60% chance of being afflicted with an instance of Dominion that its inflictor still controls while dead; this spell may be cast once per thread that copies itself to any summon of an afflicted individual, Caster must be Level 60 or greater or must possess the ability 'Expert Leadership Attunement'
Almost Vorpal, Somewhat Runic, Pebble-Attracting Yoyo of Sorta-Kinda Soul Sucking and Minor Healing that Can Sometimes Hold a Grudge- (Weapon, Other: Yoyo, Magic & Darkness & Earth, 7,000 Gold) +30 Melee Attack, +25 Magical Attack, +1% Critical, Heals 5 Damage on Hit, May Heal instead of doing damage at 1/5 damage, +1% to Hit against Earth element Elementals, allied Rune Magic summons gain +10 to all stats, +5 to all stats for each Rune equipped, Rune magic spells cost 5 less MP to cast, Deals 50 extra damage to targets that have damaged wielder within the last 5 turns
Man the Duck the Man the Duuk the Maan the Mann the Duhk- (Accessory, Other: Legionnaire, Air & Water & Basic, 30,000 Gold) Wielder gains the subtype Aerial if wielder does not possess the subtype Human, Wielder counts wielder possessing the subtype Aerial as wielder possessing the subtype Human, Wielder counts wielder possessing the subtype Human, excluding through possession coming from this item, as wielder possessing the subtype Human, Wielder treats effects that would cause wielder to gain the subtype Aerial as instead causing wielder to gain the subtype Human, Wielder treats effects that require wielder to have gain the subtype Aerial, but to not have possessed it without such an effect granting it, as requiring wielder to have lost the subtype Human due to one effect, but to have then gained it through another, If this item would cause wielder to gain the subtype Human, it instead removes Human from wielder's subtypes, provided wielder already possessed the subtype Human, causes wielder to gain the subtype Aerial, and then causes wielder to gain the subtype Human (unless wielder does not possess the subtype Aerial, in which case wielder gains the subtype Human but counts said subtype as being Aerial for purposes of whether or not wielder possesses it), Wielder counts as possessing an additional ally that is an Aerial and a Human, but does not count said ally for purposes of counting said only allies of wielder who are Human or only allies of wielder who are Aerials
Irritatingly Complex Heist- (Spell, Thief Arts, Darkness & Psychic, 20,000,000 Gold & 200,000 MP & 20,000 HP, 20,000,000 Gold) Caster chooses up to 5 willing allies and up to 3 allies who are different from the aforementioned 5 allies, Provided that at least one of these allies possesses a buff that comes from an Aquatic that is between Level 7 and Level 68, Caster chooses three of these allies (provided such allies exist, instead setting Spell Calculation Number 1 to 0 if such allies do not exist), and, if none of said allies are both greater than Level 90 and Chaos element, totals the number of letters in the names of each different Thief Arts spell equipped across said group of allies, noting this number as Spell Calculation Number 1; two of the allies chosen by this spell who were chosen in the first group of up to 5 willing allies who do not have their HP linked to any of the allies chosen in the second group of up to 3 allies but who were not chosen above in the group of three allies (provided such allies exist, instead setting Spell Calculation Number 2 to 0 if such allies do not exist) and subtracts the sum of the Melee Attack bonuses of their equipped items from the average of (the combined MIN bonuses of their equipped items) and (the combined AGI bonuses of their equipped items), noting said number as Spell Calculation Number 2 if none of the two allies chosen have a unique Antiquity carried and instead adding then number of Geomancy buffs that each individual in said group obtained after the most recent Divination buff each said individual respectively obtained to the number instead (provided that either none of said individuals obtained a Divination buff at any point in the thread or that each such individual possesses at least one Divination buff at the time of said checking, with the number that said number would be added to instead being set to '5' if neither such situation is the case), with said number then being noted as Spell Calculation Number 2; then up to 4 allies who were chosen as part of any previous choice made as part of this spell are selected, and, for each such ally whose name, subtype, and third-from-first-alphabetically 'Blessing' ability (should such an ability exist, instead substituting the entity's name a second time if it does not), contain more of the letter 'o' than the letter 'a' (taking all three together per entity but calculating each entity's separately), the number 57 is added to Spell Calculation Number 3; if the sum of Spell Calculation Number 1, Spell Calculation Number 2, and Spell Calculation Number 3 is at least 47,515, and no Humanoid & Aquatic or (Dragon & Golem with two or more Bardic Music spells equipped) has placed a Rune Magic debuff on caster, one of caster's summons, or one of caster's allies at any point in the thread (taking the alliance-status and summon-ownership-status of such entities across the entire thread, with 'yes' at any point counting said entity as such an entity for said calculation unless an entity of Level 85 or greater who is a Large Structure with the Constant Effect 'Supermassive' objects, in which case said answer becomes 'no' if at any point in said thread it would have been no) objects, caster, to a max of once per thread, obtains 5,000,000 temporary Gold that counts as coming from a source that is a Humanoid with three Hat weapons equipped that was afflicted with Petrified (three turns before this spell was cast, but not at the time said spell was cast)
Ultimate, Hyper 'Find the Missing Sock'- (Spell, Ritual Magic, Air & Energy, 457,325 MP, 70,000 Gold) Caster determines what entities in any battlespace in the same battle are carrying an item whose name includes 'Sock' that is not equipped, Caster determines what entities in any battlespace in the same battle are carrying an item whose name includes 'Sock' that is equipped, Caster determines what battlespaces in the same battle contain a non-carried, non-equipped item whose name includes 'Sock', This spell requires 37 consecutive actions to cast, requires that its caster possess the abilities 'Ritualist', 'Subspace Architect', 'Esoteric Wiseman', 'Golfer', and 'Chef', requires that three of its caster's allies are unique, have names that start with 'J', and are each wielding at least two armors whose name includes 'Shirt', and can only start being cast on the eighth round of battle against both a Dragon and an animal whose name includes 'Rat'
Warpped-Up Wonder Double-Pack- (Item, Ticket, Wonder, 72,000,000 Gold) Can be opened at the Warehouse for two rolls on the Wrapped-Up Wonder table
Kit loses wrote:Extensive Notes on Spell Design- (Item, Material, Magic, 18,000,000 Gold)
Hope Crystal- (Item, Material, Hope, 20,000 Gold)
Wide Panopticum Shield- (Weapon, Shield, Earth, 94,500,000 Gold) +45,500 Melee Attack, +96,700 Defense, +21,000 CON, 30% Physical Resistance, Wielder's allies gain 10% Base Element Resistance as a buff when wielder targets them with 'Defend' or 'Guard Back Rank' actions, 10% Base Element Resistance, Wearer may Reflect actions from sources of lower Level than wielder who are below Level 40, 25% Wearer may Reflect actions from non-unique sources of lower Level than wielder who are below Level 60, Wearer may scan the stats of any individual who conducts a hostile action against wearer, Wearer must be at least Level 40
Mobile Alabaster Bastion-Engine of Ancient Days- (Weapon, Other: Siege Weapon, Physical & Technology, 145,000,000 Gold) +125,000 Melee Attack, +145,000 Defense, +1,450,000 HP as a bonus that stacks 2 times, Wielder and wielder's allies may choose to count as having an additional Shield equipped, Wielder's 'Melee Attack' actions may use Mind as their Prime Attribute, 80% Resilience, 30% Physical Resistance, 30% Darkness Resistance, 30% Fire Resistance, Wielder gains the abilities 'Siegemaster', 'Paladin', and 'Defender', Wielder must be Level 40 or greater or (must be both Level 20 or greater and possess the abilities 'Apprentice Siege Weapon Training', 'Apprentice Shield Training', and 'Apprentice Holy Magic Attunement')
18 Fortified Bunker- (Item, Property, Magic & Earth, 620,000 Gold)
5 Adaptive Miracle Matter- (Item, Material, Void & Astral & Wonder & Faith & Progress, 500,000,000 Gold)
Insta-Deployable City-Protecting Force Dome- (Accessory, Upgrade, Technology & Energy, 85,000,000 Gold) Once per thread across all wielders of this copy of this item, when one of wielder's Large Structure allies is targeted with an attack, wielder may, before any hits of said attack targeting said ally are generated, give said ally a non-stacking buff that provides +85,000 Defense and +40% Resilience that lasts 26,000,000 rounds
Panopticum Shield- (Weapon, Shield, Earth, 94,500,000 Gold) +95,500 Melee Attack, +96,700 Defense, +21,000 CON, 30% Physical Resistance, 10% Base Element Resistance, Wearer may Reflect actions from sources of lower Level than wielder who are below Level 40, 25% Wearer may Reflect actions from non-unique sources of lower Level than wielder who are below Level 60, Wearer may scan the stats of any individual who conducts a hostile action against wearer, Wearer must be at least Level 40
12 Majesty Core- (Accessory, Other: Mystic Infusion, Glory & Wealth, 800,000,000 Gold) +800,000 to all stats, Wielder is Immune to individuals below Level 40, Wielder is Immune to debuffs and negative status effects from individuals below Level 60 if wielder is Level 60 or greater, Wielder becomes solely Glory & Wealth element, Wielder must be Level 40 or greater
Global Shielding System- (Accessory, Gadget, Technology & Warding, 200,000,000 Gold) +200,000 Defense, Wielder's allies obtain +20,000 Defense as a buff that stacks 5 times
Total Abjurant Strength-Shielding- (Spell, Abjuration, Magic, 100,000 MP, 100,000,000 Gold) Target ignores debuffs from sources below Level 60 that reduce target's Strength, Caster must be Level 20 or greater
Total Abjurant Agility-Shielding- (Spell, Abjuration, Magic, 100,000 MP, 100,000,000 Gold) Target ignores debuffs from sources below Level 60 that reduce target's Agility, Caster must be Level 20 or greater
Total Abjurant Constitution-Shielding- (Spell, Abjuration, Magic, 100,000 MP, 100,000,000 Gold) Target ignores debuffs from sources below Level 60 that reduce target's Constitution, Caster must be Level 20 or greater
Total Abjurant Mind-Shielding- (Spell, Abjuration, Magic, 100,000 MP, 100,000,000 Gold) Target ignores debuffs from sources below Level 60 that reduce target's Mind, Caster must be Level 20 or greater
Total Abjurant Spirit-Shielding- (Spell, Abjuration, Magic, 100,000 MP, 100,000,000 Gold) Target ignores debuffs from sources below Level 60 that reduce target's Spirit, Caster must be Level 20 or greater
Twin Disruption-Stopping Mageshield- (Spell, Abjuration, Magic, 80,000 MP, 8,000,000 Gold) Up to two chosen targets obtain a non-stacking buff that provides +8,000 Defense, prevents its possessor's actions from being prevented from occurring by preemptive counters from sources below Level 40, and gives its possessor 100% Overload Resistance, 100% Manablasted Resistance, and 100% Antimatter Resistance
Horse-Nira's Blood- (Accessory, Bioaugmentation, Blood & Time, 159,000,000 Gold) +159,000 AGI, +159,000 SPI, +15,900 to wielder's turn-order-determining stat sum for turn-order-determining purposes, Wielder gains the subtype Animal, This item maintains its effects while its wielder is in Steed transformations, Wielder must be Level 40 or greater or must have a name that includes 'Nira'
Dragon Flagon- (Accessory, Container, Fire & Water, 70,000 Gold) Wielder may have two additional Consumables equipped, provided that both are Drinks
Horse Spirits- (Consumable, Drink, Air & Hax, 1 Charge, 2,000,000 Gold) Inflicts Poison: Drunk, ignores the Poison and Poison: Drunk immunities (including possessing said two immunities through Immunity to Status Effects or Immunity to Minor Status Effects) of targets below Level 40, The status effect Poison: Drunk has no per-round auto-recovery chance when inflicted by this item, The status effect Poison: Drunk cannot be cured by sources below Level 40 when inflicted with this item
The Water, The Balm- (Accessory, Weapon Coating, Water & Glory, 70,000,000 Gold) Wielder is cured of all minor negative status effects and moderate negative status effects once per thread before an action at the time of its choosing
Horse Mug- (Accessory, Magic Iteam, Air & Earth, 500,000 Gold) Wielder gains Poison: Drunk Immunity and 40% inflicts Poison: Drunk, and 100,000 Gold
2 Cosmic Embryo- (Item, Material, Life & Astral & Time, 275,000,000 Gold)
24 Potency- (Item, Material, Energy & Physical, 6,000,000 Gold)
Dulcinea gets wrote:All the Treasures of the Sea- (Spell, Channeling, Water & Void & Treasure, 3,500,000 MP, 350,000,000 Gold) Caster obtains a non-stacking buff that causes its possessor to lose all equip slots and become unable to gain equip slots, at the beginning of each action, the buff's possessor may choose up to 2 weapons, 1 armor, 5 accessories, and 5 spells that ((are being wielded or carried by an entity that is in a Zone of Water within any battlespace in the same battle) or (are being wielded or carried by an entity that is in a Terrain or Phantom Terrain of Ocean or whose name includes 'Water', 'Ocean', 'Reef', 'Sargasso', 'Deep', or 'Sea', within any battlespace in the same battle)), (do not possess restrictions that would make them unequippable by the buff's possessor), (are not unique items that are being wielded by a unique opponent), (are not being wielded by an opponent 20 or more Levels greater than the buff's possessor), and (are worth under 3,500,000,000 Gold), and, until the buff's possessor changes those selections, the buff's possessor benefits as though wielding replicated instances of those items, Caster must be Level 40 or greater and must possess the ability 'Adept Channeling Attunement'
Dulcinea loses wrote:16,000 Gold
12 Crate of Stolen Desert Supplies and Finery- (Item, Material, Earth, 30,000 Gold)
Sand Diamond- (Item, Material, Earth, 36,000,000 Gold)
Celestial's Voice- (Weapon, Instrument, Light & Air, 5,000,000 Gold) +5,000 Magical Attack, +5,000 SPI, Wielder is Immune to SPI Damage from sources below Level 60, Celestial Magic, Divine Magic, and Bardic Music spells cost wielder 50,000 less MP to cast
Mountain Range's Worth of Highly Enchanted Gems- (Item, Material, Earth & Wealth, 90,000,000 Gold)
Mountain Range's Worth of Highly Enchanted Obsidian- (Item, Material, Earth & Fire & Darkness, 30,000,000 Gold)
Golden Apple- (Consumable, Food, Life, 1 Charge, 40,000,000 Gold) Target becomes Immune to sources below Level 40 and Regenerates 400,000 HP at the start of each round, does not stack
Primordial Clay- (Item, Material, Earth & Life, 15,000,000 Gold)
12 Huge Container of Fire Mana Oil- (Item, Material, Fire, 500,000 Gold)
400 Purity
Roulette Master gets wrote:Darkness-Bombing Jack-O-Lantern World Escape- (Spell, Other: Spatial Magic, Darkness & Spatial, 4,000,000 MP, 400,000,000 Gold) Target willing ally of caster is afflicted with an instance of Vanished that lasts 5 rounds that possesses an effect such that said instance of Vanished is removed from its possessor (including via expiration), its possessor deals (10 times the sum of its possessor's stats) Flat Darkness element Damage to up to 200,000,000,000 targets
3 Boxed Miracle- (Consuamble, Enchanted Item, Light & Glory & Wonder, 1 Charge, 200,000,000 Gold) User replicates the effect of an action performable by a deity below Level 98 that is below user's Level that is normally fightable for drops on the enemy list as though an instance of said entity were performing said action
4 Custom Wonder-Gift- (Item, Ticket, Light & Progress & Wonder, 250,000,000 Gold) Can be opened at the Warehouse for a roll on the Custom Wonder-Gift table
2 Superior Wrapped-Up Wonder- (Item, Ticket, Wonder, 360,000,000 Gold) Can be opened at the Warehouse for a roll on the Superior Wrapped-Up Wonder table
A Cannon Shield From A Reality Where Cannon Shields Are Better- (Weapon, Shield, Metal & Warding & War, 135,500,000 Gold) +135,000 Defense, +135,000 Ranged Attack, +100,000, 100% Resilience, 150% inflicts Fatigued: Stun
Blade of the Gold Leaf Throne's Champion- (Weapon, Sword, Glory & Wealth, 400,000,000 Gold) +400,000 Melee Attack, +400,000 Magical Attack, +400,000 STR, +400,000 SPI, Wielder ignores the Resistances, Immunities, Absorptions, and Reflections of individuals below Level 60 who are below wielder's Level, Wielder must be Level 40 or greater
Flames of Inferno- (Weapon, Force, Fire & Acid & Atomic & Law & Evil, 230,000,000 Gold) +230,000 Melee Attack, +230,000 Ranged Attack, +230,000 Magical Attack, 300% inflicts Poison: Irradiated and Hexed, 150% inflicts Burning and Dissolving, 30% inflicts Cursed and Smitten: Great Atrocity, Wielder must be Level 40 or greater
Bane Sovereign's Armor- (Armor, Heavy Armor, Darkness & Physical, 12,710,000 Gold) +12,600 Defense, +12,200 Defense against Darkness, 30% Physical Resistance, +12,730 Melee Attack, Wielder's Necromancy spells that provide a Melee Attack Bonus gain +12,200 additional Melee Attack, Buffs on wielder from Necromancy spells that boost wielder's stats do so by an additional 600 points, to a max of 10 such buffs, with this effect not stacking across multiple copies of this item, Wielder gains +1,200 Defense against CON Damage
Crafter of Discord's Strings- (Weapon, Other: Puppet Strings, Darkness & Psychic, 4,000,000 Gold) +4,111 Magical Attack, +2,900 MIN, +2,900 SPI, 30% inflicts Charm. +400 to the stats of all of wielder's foes who are afflicted with Charm that have wielder as the source of said Charm infliction as an optional debuff (determined by wielder whether it is inflicted, which counts as a buff if inflicted on an ally of wielder) that goes away when wielder ceases to be afflicting said target with Charm, This item may be equipped as a Weaponx2 to gain an additional +5,000 Magical Attack, +3,800 MIN, +3,200 SPI, and increase the debuff to provide a bonus of an additional +300 points to all stats
Heart of the First Fire- (Weapon, Soul, Fire, 60,000,000 Gold) +60,000 Magical Attack, Wielder ignores the the Fire Immunity, Resistance, Reflection, and Absorption of individuals below Level 60, Wielder must be Level 20 or greater
Roulette Master loses wrote:Echidna Mask- (Accessory, Mask, Life, 85,000,000 Gold) +40,000 Defense, +80,000 CON, +80,000 SPI, Wearer's summons gain +4,500 to all stats as a non-stacking bonus, Wearer's summons may not be unsummoned by individuals below Level 80, Wearer must be Level 40 or greater
2 Beaked Thing's Mask (Greater)- (Item, Antiquity, Darkness, 20,000,000 Gold)
3 The Collected Regret of a Bad Relationship- (Item, Antiquity, Darkness & Psychic, 450,000 Gold)
Joshua the Vole's Drastically Bad Stageplays- (Spell, Chaos Magic, Void & Tacky & Toxin, 2,000,000 MP, 200,000,000 Gold) 15% inflicts Crippled, Cursed, Dominion, Instant Death, Insanity, Petrified, Plague, Smitten, Vanished, and Venom, 1 hit against 100,000,000, Caster must be Level 40 or greater and possess the ability 'Adept Anarchomancy Attunement'
2 Reaver's Gloves- (Accessory, Gloves, Darkness & Air, 8,800,000 Gold) +8,000 AGI, 151% To Hit, 30% Darkness Resistance, 15% Air Resistance, Wearer's Darkness-element, Physical-element, or Agony-element items that provide a Ranged Attack bonus provide an additional 700 points
Roy gets wrote:Black Temporal Sanction- (Spell, Dark Magic, Time & Agony, 750,000 MP, 75,000,000 Gold) +75,000 Ranged Attack, +75,000 Magical Attack, Attacks incorporating this spell gain +70% To Hit, 200% inflicts Suffocation: No Future, 30% inflicts and instance of Vanished that afflicts its possessor with Smitten: Damned at the start of each round even while afflicted with Vanished, Caster must be Level 40 or greater
Blessed Cannon-Shield- (Weapon, Shield, Physical, 2,195,000 Gold) +2,120 Defense, +2,040 Melee Attack, +2,099 Ranged Attack, 55% inflicts Fatigued: Stun, 5% Demon Resistance
Sad Trombone for the Missed Fight- (Weapon, Instrument, Water, 500,000 Gold) +50% inflicts Confusion: Depression
10 Unopened Office Holiday Giftbox- (Item, Ticket, Earth & Air, 900 Gold) Can be opened at the Warehouse for a roll on the Office Holiday Giftbox table
Warpped-Up Wonder Double-Pack- (Item, Ticket, Wonder, 72,000,000 Gold) Can be opened at the Warehouse for two rolls on the Wrapped-Up Wonder table
Roy loses wrote:Ravioli Disguise- (Armor, Disguise, Fire & Water, 80,000 Gold) +80 Defense, +80 Defense against Stat Damage, Wearer gains the subtype 'Food'
Distraction Meat- (Consumable, Food, Fire, 1 Charge, 20,000 Gold) Target individual below Level 20 has a 30% chance of automatically skipping its next action
Slap with Meat- (Spell, Combat Arts, Fire, 500 MP, 500,000 Gold) +500 Melee Attack, This action counts as involving a Food consumable that deals Damage
Ancient Fury- (Item, Material, Fire & Destruction & Fury, 150,000,000 Gold)
Unexpected Beef Cannon- (Weapon, Gun, Earth & Physical, 45,000 Gold) +45 Ranged Attack, +45 CON, +450 HP as a bonus that stacks 2 times, 50% inflicts Confusion: Surprised, Wielder's 'Ranged Attack' actions may gain 'Heals'
Rosaline gets wrote:Mask of the Horrid Monster-Mother- (Accessory, Mask, Life, 200,000,000 Gold) Wearer's summons' offensive actions each may gain a 30% chance of inflicting any one major negative status effect or a 15% chance of inflicting any two major negative status effects, Wearer must be Level 40 or greater
Rosaline loses wrote:24 Crown of the Absolute Emperor- (Accessory, Crown, Nobility & Glory & Law, 80,000,000 Gold) +80,000 Defense, +80,000 SPI, +800,000 MP as a non-stacking bonus, Wielder's allies gain +8,000 to all stats as a non-stacking bonus, 200% inflicts Charm, 30% inflicts Dominion, Wielder must be Level 20 or greater, Wielder must be either Level 40 or greater or must possess the ability 'Noble'
24 Contained Thermonuclear Sundroplet- (Weapon, Force, Fire & Light & Atomic, 80,000,000 Gold) +80,000 Melee Attack, +80,000 Ranged Attack, +80,000 Magical Attack, 80% inflicts Poison: Irradiated, 60% inflicts Burning, 60% inflicts Awestruck, Wielder must be Level 40 or greater
76 Orihalcum
7 Majesty Core
Vrishni gets wrote:Dynamic Jewel-Soul Essence-Realigning Palm Strike- (Spell, Unarmed Technique, Earth & Air & Fire & Water & Light & Darkness & Magic & Technology & Physical & Psychic & Electrical & Acid & Energy & Ice & Truth & Moon & Wood & Metal & Void, 5,000 HP or 5,000 MP, 5,000,000 Gold) +5,000 Melee Attack, Caster chooses two different base elements and two different stats, The target of any attack involving this spell acquires a non-stacking debuff that provides -5,000 to the first chosen stat, +5,000 to the second chosen stat, -50% Resistance to the first chosen base element, and +50% Resistance to the second chosen base element, Caster, if this action hits and applies a debuff to at least one target, obtains a non-stacking buff that provides +5,000 to the first chosen stat, -5,000 to the second chosen stat, +50% Resistance to the first chosen base element, and -50% Resistance to the second chosen base element
Vrisni loses wrote:Pocket Dimension: Clock of Elements- (Item, Property, Earth & Air & Fire & Water & Wood & Metal & Time, 80,000,000 Gold)
Wonder of the Ages: Construct Colossus- (Spell, Golomancy, Earth & Physical, 120,000 MP, 120,000,000 Gold) Summons 1 Colossus from the enemy list, Costs 100,000,000 Gold to cast, takes 15 actions to cast
Nole loses wrote:16 Purity
Tolva gets wrote:Alien Beef-Cannoneer Ravioli Disguise- (Armor, Disguise, Fury & Fire, 1,500,000 Gold) +1,500 Defense, +1,500 Ranged Attack, +150 Defense against Stat Damage, 80% inflicts Confusion: Surprise, 50% may inflict Impaired: Stun, 50% may inflict Burning, Wearer counts as having an additional Gun & Spray weapon equipped, Wearer gains the subtypes 'Food', 'Alien', and 'Abstract'
Tolva loses wrote:80 Ocean Lure
CELERY gets wrote:Treasure Pull- (Spell, Thief Arts, Physical & Magic & Commerce & Earth, X Gold, 50,000,000 Gold) Caster obtains a Temporary copy of an item that is in stock in the shop that is worth the amount of Gold spent to cast this spell, to a max of 50,000,000 Gold, this spell's name counts as including 'Wish'
Axe of Bloodfury- (Weapon, Axe, Fire, 3,500 Gold) +17 Melee Attack, Inflicts Confusion: Berserk on wielder at the beginning of each round
Battlestaff of HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK- (Weapon, Staff, Sonic & Chaos, 3,500,000 Gold) +3,500 Melee Attack, Wielder's 'Magical Attack' actions use wielder's Melee Attack bonus instead of wielder's Magical Attack bonus, Wielder may summon 1 Demented, Vehicle, or (entity whose name includes 'Goose') from the Enemy List that is below Level 20 at the start of each round, announcing the text 'HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK' as wielder does so, Wielder announces the text 'HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK' before and after each of wielder's actions
Improperly-Weaponized Keening Soul-Diamond- (Weapon, Stone, Darkness & Air & Magic, 30,000,000 Gold) +30,000 Magical Attack, 1% inflicts Instant Death, 30% inflicts Instant Death on wielder at the start of each round, Wielder must be Level 20 or greater
Massive Dragonheart that is Spraying Horrid Toxin Everywhere- (Weapon, Deadly Item, Life & Toxin & Agony, 20,000,000 Gold) +20,000 Ranged Attack, 100% inflicts Poison, 5% inflicts Venom, Wielder has a 5% chance of inflicting Venom on 5 randomly-determined individuals in the same battlespace at the start of each round unless wielder possesses the ability 'Adept Deadly Item Training'
Disappointing Box that Launches Landhawks to Non-Useful Locations- (Accessory, Container, Air & Earth, 300 Gold) Wielder may bring 3 unequipped items whose name includes 'Landhawk' into each thread; at the end of each round of battle, this item randomly removes one of its wielder's equipped or carried items whose name includes 'Landhawk' from the thread
Expensive Bucket That Refuses To Raise Stats- (Accessory, Helm, Water, 70,000,000 Gold) +0 to all stats, This item's text cannot be modified by sources below Level 100
Warpped-Up Wonder Double-Pack- (Item, Ticket, Wonder, 72,000,000 Gold) Can be opened at the Warehouse for two rolls on the Wrapped-Up Wonder table
Door to a Boiling Mini-Hell- (Consumable, Enchanted Item, Fire & Darkness, Unlimited Charges, 30,000,000 Gold) To a max of once per battle, user creates a battlespace that contains a terrain of Hellscape and a Zone of Fire & Darkness that has a non-stacking effect attached to it that has a 200% chance of inflicting Burning and Pain on each entity within the Zone, User and user's allies may then enter said battlespace so long as no entity of Level 60 or greater in any battlespace objects; Once this item has been used once in a battle, its effect changes so that its uses allows its user and its user's allies to enter said battlespace so long as no entity of Level 60 or greater in any battlespace objects or to leave said battlespace for any other battlespace so long as no entity of Level 40 or greater in any battlespace objects
'The Eels Are Embarrassed'- (Item, Antiquity, Water & Fire, 5,600 Gold)
AN ABSOLUTELY SHITTY ITEM THAT YOU REGRET OWNING SO FUCKING MUCH- (Item, Antiquity, Fury, -50,000,000 Gold)
Celestine gets wrote:Wonder of the Ages: Construct Elemental Clock-Colossus- (Spell, Golomancy, Earth & Physical, 120,000 MP, 120,000,000 Gold) Summons 1 Colossus from the enemy list that naturally has 'Elemental Clock-' at the beginning of its name, that is naturally additionally a Clockwork, that obtains a buff at the time of its creation that cannot be removed by sources below Level 80 that are below caster's Level that allows itself to become any combination of base elements at the start of each round, that gives its possessor 30% Resistance to any base element that it is, and that allows its possessor to add or remove any combination of base elements from any of its attacks or actions, Costs 120,000,000 Gold to cast, takes 15 actions to cast, Caster must be Level 40 or greater and must possess the ability 'Adept Golomancy Attunement' or the ability 'Adept Gearwright Knowledge'
Amazing Drillko (Doesn't Like You Like *That*!)- (Weapon, Spear, Atomic & Mystic & Glory & Destruction, 80,000,000 Gold) +160,000 Melee Attack, +160,000 Damage dealt, Wielder Pierces all Defense of entities below Level 80, If wielder is fighting no opponent 15 Levels or greater than wielder, this weapon has a 5% chance of preventing its wielder's actions from occurring, If wielder is fighting no opponent of greater Level and has, previously within the same thread, performed a Technique that did not require a Spear, Tool, or something with 'Drill' in its name to use, this chance is increased to 25%, This weapon may be targeted as an entity for the purposes of effects that inflict Charm, and, if it is afflicted with Charm by its wielder, loses its chance to make actions not work, This weapon additionally possesses the subtype Tool, Wielder must be Level 40 or greater
Corset of REALLY Tight Squeezes- (Armorx.5, Clothing, Physical, 5,000,000 Gold) +5,000 Defense, +5,000 AGI, Wearer may not be prevented from targeting entities in the back row by entities below Level 60 who are in the front row of any row-order formation, Wearer may choose to count as up to 900,000 fewer entities for row-order purposes (to a minimum of 1), Wearer is dealt 50,000 Flat Physical element Damage at the start of each round and has a 95% chance of being afflicted with Pain and Suffocation at the start of each round
'How to Get Those Godly Muscles!'- (Accessory, Tome, Physical & Light, 150,000 Gold) Wielder may spend 5 actions in a row to obtain a non-stacking buff that provides +150 STR
Leering Pencil- (Accessory, Trinket, Darkness & Wood, 500 Gold) 15% inflicts Confusion: Fear: Disconcerted
Box Full of Angry Snakes- (Consumable, Lethal Item, Earth & Acid, 1 Charge, 3,100 Gold) Deals 2,000 Flat Physical & Earth & Acid element damage, 15% inflicts Poison
2 Warpped-Up Wonder Double-Pack- (Item, Ticket, Wonder, 72,000,000 Gold) Can be opened at the Warehouse for two rolls on the Wrapped-Up Wonder table
Celas Costume- (Accessory, Container, Wood & Moon, 3,000,000 Gold) Wearer's Base STR becomes 5, Wearer's Base AGI becomes 2, Wearer's Base CON becomes 5, Wearer's Base MIN becomes 1, Wearer's Base SPI becomes 3, Wearer's name becomes 'Costume', Wearer counts as having a Grand Armor armor named 'Celas' equipped that is also an Aquatic
Swolen Car- (Accessory, Container, Flesh & Rot & Technology, 500,000 Gold) +500 AGI, +500 CON, Wielder counts as additionally possessing the subtype Vehicle, 100% inflicts Confusion: Nausea
A Nice, Piping Hot Cup Of Shut the Fuck Up- (Consumable, Drink, Fury, 1 Charge, 24,000,000 Gold) Deals 240,000 Flat Fire element Damage, 100% inflicts Impaired: Mute, Target, if below Level 60, obtains a non-stacking 50% chance of skipping each of its actions
Landhawk Decal- (Permanent Consumable: Modular Upgrade, Earth & Air, 1 Charge, 30,000 Gold) Gives target Armor the Modular Upgrade Enhancement 'Applied Landhawk Decal'
Formerly-Holy Water Someone Spit Out- (Item, Antiquity, Water, 16 Gold)
Pot with White Wings that Might Be Sorta Holy?- (Item, Antiquity, Light & Earth & Hope, 700 Gold)
Celestine loses wrote:80,000 Gold
Gear Box of Fire and Ice- (Accessory, Gadget, Fire & Ice, 35,000 Gold) Each of wielder's damage-dealing attack actions that is a Melee Attack, Magical Attack, or Ranged Attack deals an additional 1,000 damage that is either Fire element or Ice element, stacks 2 times as the same bonus but does not stack with separate elements selected
Remalius gets wrote:Shoes of the Dancer of Charity- (Accessory, Shoes, Light & Earth, 17,600,000 Gold) +9,500 Defense, +17,600 AGI, +17,600 SPI, 45% Dodge, actions or attacks that are Treasure, Wealth, Glitz, Commerce, or Grandeur element cannot inflict Charm or its sub-status effects on wearer, Opponents below Level 60 that are not 5 or more Levels greater than wearer cannot give wearer Gold without wearer's permission, Wearer obtains +720 to all stats as a buff that stacks 10 times that lasts 20 rounds if wearer either trades an item to an ally or places a buff on an ally, to a max of once per round
Remalius loses wrote:6 Unreality Leaves- (Item, Antiquity, Dream, 100,000,000 Gold)
Lesser Weaponized Dreamclothes- (Armor, Clothes, Dream, 15,000,000 Gold) +15,000 Defense, +15,000 Melee Attack, +15,000 Magical Attack, +15,000 Ranged Attack, Wielder's offensive actions may become solely any one base element, Wearer must be Dream element
Forky's Guide to Corrupting Reality through Masterful Cooking- (Accessory, Tome, Evil & Wonder & Hunger, 300,000,000 Gold) +300,000 MIN, +3,000,000 MP as a non-stacking bonus, whenever wielder creates or uses a Food consumable, to a max of 5 times per round, wielder may immediately gain an action that may only be used to perform a 'Cast a Spell' action to cast a Litigamancy, Dark Magic, or Culinary Arts spell
2 Bottled Dreamstuff- (Item, Material, Magic & Psychic, 5,500,000 Gold)
Codex of the Ancients- (Item, Crafting Equipment, Technology, 250,000,000 Gold) Is not consumed in combos unless specifically notes
Parallel Mageblast: Re-Engineer Reality- (Spell, Technomancy, Spatial & Time & Life & Destruction, 500,000 MP, 50,000,000 Gold) +50,000 Magical Attack, +50,000 Ranged Attack, May Heal, Caster may move up to 5 buffs or debuffs on target that come from sources below caster's Level that are below Level 80 onto other entities in target's battlespace who they could have initially been placed on, Caster must be Level 40 or greater
Ave gets wrote:Twofold Clockwork Volcano Range- (Item, Property, Earth & Technology & Fire & Ice, 97,500,000 Gold)
Ave loses wrote:60 Dragon's Hoarded Treasures- (Item, Antiquity, Physical & Magic & Earth, 870,000 Gold)
Silent One gets wrote:Spicy Apple-Flavored Ramen of Astoundingly Alluring Agamogenesis- (Consumable, Food, Life & Earth, 1 Charge, 65,000,000 Gold) User obtains a non-stacking buff that prevents other entities that are not Level 80 or greater from forcing its possessor to summon things, that gives its possessor 30% Fire Resistance and 30% Flux Resistance, that allows its possessor to summon up to 5 Animals, Oozes, Cthonians, Aquatics, or Reptiles below Level 60 that are not greater than its possessor's Level at the start of each round, that causes its possessor to have a 300% chance of inflicting Charm on all opponents whenever its possessor summons an entity, and that causes its possessor, whenever its possessor summons an entity, to give itself a non-stacking buff that lasts until the end of the round that gives its possessor Immunity to Wounded
Silent One loses wrote:600,000 Gold
Empowered Amethyst- (Accessory, Jewel, Earth & Darkness, 1,000,000 Gold) +1,000 to all stats, 20% Darkness Resistance
Empowered Ruby- (Accessory, Jewel, Earth & Fire, 1,000,000 Gold) +1,000 to all stats, 20% Fire Resistance
Empowered Sapphire- (Accessory, Jewel, Earth & Water, 1,000,000 Gold) +1,000 to all stats, 20% Water Resistance
Empowered Emerald- (Accessory, Jewel, Earth, 1,000,000 Gold) +1,000 to all stats, 20% Earth Resistance
Empowered Diamond- (Accessory, Jewel, Earth & Light, 1,000,000 Gold) +1,000 to all stats, 20% Light Resistance
Empowered Teralyte- (Accessory, Jewel, Earth, 1,000,000 Gold) +1,000 to all stats, +1,000 Defense
Empowered Topaz- (Accessory, Jewel, Earth & Electrical, 1,000,000 Gold) +1,000 to all stats, 20% Electrical Resistance
Empowered Opal- (Accessory, Jewel, Earth & Air, 1,000,000 Gold) +1,000 to all stats, 20% Air Resistance
Empowered Ametrine- (Accessory, Jewel, Earth & Psychic, 1,000,000 Gold) +1,000 to all stats, 20% Psychic Resistance
Empowered Alexandrite- (Accessory, Jewel, Earth & Physical, 1,000,000 Gold) +1,000 to all stats, 20% Physical Resistance
Empowered Zircon- (Accessory, Jewel, Earth & Magic, 1,000,000 Gold) +1,000 to all stats, 20% Magic Resistance
Empowered Quartz- (Accessory, Jewel, Earth & Technology, 1,000,000 Gold) +1,000 to all stats, 20% Technology Resistance
Empowered Iolite- (Accessory, Jewel, Earth & Ice, 1,000,000 Gold) +1,000 to all stats, 20% Ice Resistance
Empowered Peridot- (Accessory, Jewel, Earth & Acid, 1,000,000 Gold) +1,000 to all stats, 20% Acid Resistance
Empowered Carnelian- (Accessory, Jewel, Earth & Energy, 1,000,000 Gold) +1,000 to all stats, 20% Energy Resistance
Lesser Band of Harmonious Exchange- (Accessory, Wristwear, Earth & Air & Magical & Physical & Psychic, 5,000,000 Gold) Weilder may spend an action to swap the values of any two of wielder's stats, to a maximum of 10,000 points swapped, this effect counts as a buff that does not stack and cannot reduce its possessor's stats below 1
Caelum loses wrote:
19 Sand Diamond
Cael loses wrote:7 Flowing Core
77 Heart of the First Fire
The Doctor loses wrote:12 Godseed: Love
77 $$$ Cane
My Characters Donate wrote:
Expensive Bucket That Refuses To Raise Stats- (Accessory, Helm, Water, 70,000,000 Gold) +0 to all stats, This item's text cannot be modified by sources below Level 100
40 Orihalcum- (Item, Material, Earth & Physical & Magic, 100,000,000 Gold)
480 Sand Diamond- (Item, Material, Earth, 36,000,000 Gold)
A Nice, Piping Hot Cup Of Shut the Fuck Up- (Consumable, Drink, Fury, 1 Charge, 24,000,000 Gold) Deals 240,000 Flat Fire element Damage, 100% inflicts Impaired: Mute, Target, if below Level 60, obtains a non-stacking 50% chance of skipping each of its actions
Box Full of Angry Snakes- (Consumable, Lethal Item, Earth & Acid, 1 Charge, 3,100 Gold) Deals 2,000 Flat Physical & Earth & Acid element damage, 15% inflicts Poison
50 Unopened Office Holiday Giftbox- (Item, Ticket, Earth & Air, 900 Gold) Can be opened at the Warehouse for a roll on the Office Holiday Giftbox table
Irritatingly Complex Heist- (Spell, Thief Arts, Darkness & Psychic, 20,000,000 Gold & 200,000 MP & 20,000 HP, 20,000,000 Gold) Caster chooses up to 5 willing allies and up to 3 allies who are different from the aforementioned 5 allies, Provided that at least one of these allies possesses a buff that comes from an Aquatic that is between Level 7 and Level 68, Caster chooses three of these allies (provided such allies exist, instead setting Spell Calculation Number 1 to 0 if such allies do not exist), and, if none of said allies are both greater than Level 90 and Chaos element, totals the number of letters in the names of each different Thief Arts spell equipped across said group of allies, noting this number as Spell Calculation Number 1; two of the allies chosen by this spell who were chosen in the first group of up to 5 willing allies who do not have their HP linked to any of the allies chosen in the second group of up to 3 allies but who were not chosen above in the group of three allies (provided such allies exist, instead setting Spell Calculation Number 2 to 0 if such allies do not exist) and subtracts the sum of the Melee Attack bonuses of their equipped items from the average of (the combined MIN bonuses of their equipped items) and (the combined AGI bonuses of their equipped items), noting said number as Spell Calculation Number 2 if none of the two allies chosen have a unique Antiquity carried and instead adding then number of Geomancy buffs that each individual in said group obtained after the most recent Divination buff each said individual respectively obtained to the number instead (provided that either none of said individuals obtained a Divination buff at any point in the thread or that each such individual possesses at least one Divination buff at the time of said checking, with the number that said number would be added to instead being set to '5' if neither such situation is the case), with said number then being noted as Spell Calculation Number 2; then up to 4 allies who were chosen as part of any previous choice made as part of this spell are selected, and, for each such ally whose name, subtype, and third-from-first-alphabetically 'Blessing' ability (should such an ability exist, instead substituting the entity's name a second time if it does not), contain more of the letter 'o' than the letter 'a' (taking all three together per entity but calculating each entity's separately), the number 57 is added to Spell Calculation Number 3; if the sum of Spell Calculation Number 1, Spell Calculation Number 2, and Spell Calculation Number 3 is at least 47,515, and no Humanoid & Aquatic or (Dragon & Golem with two or more Bardic Music spells equipped) has placed a Rune Magic debuff on caster, one of caster's summons, or one of caster's allies at any point in the thread (taking the alliance-status and summon-ownership-status of such entities across the entire thread, with 'yes' at any point counting said entity as such an entity for said calculation unless an entity of Level 85 or greater who is a Large Structure with the Constant Effect 'Supermassive' objects, in which case said answer becomes 'no' if at any point in said thread it would have been no) objects, caster, to a max of once per thread, obtains 5,000,000 temporary Gold that counts as coming from a source that is a Humanoid with three Hat weapons equipped that was afflicted with Petrified (three turns before this spell was cast, but not at the time said spell was cast)
Not-Dave's Characters Donate wrote:Leering Pencil- (Accessory, Trinket, Darkness & Wood, 500 Gold) 15% inflicts Confusion: Fear: Disconcerted
Swolen Car- (Accessory, Container, Flesh & Rot & Technology, 500,000 Gold) +500 AGI, +500 CON, Wielder counts as additionally possessing the subtype Vehicle, 100% inflicts Confusion: Nausea
Sad Trombone for the Missed Fight- (Weapon, Instrument, Water, 500,000 Gold) +50% inflicts Confusion: Depression
Kit's Characters Donate wrote:Silver Suit of the Killer of the SPAAAAAAACE VAAAAAAAMPIIIIIIIRE
25 Crown of the Absolute Emperor
Corset of REALLY Tight Squeezes
Amazing Drillko (Doesn't Like You Like That!)-
'How to Get Those Godly Muscles!'-
2 Mimmorico
Prince Charming Battle-Action Figure-
Formerly-Holy Water Someone Spit Out
Celas Costume
Landhawk Decal-
Pot with White Wings that Might Be Sorta Holy?
Sticky Object-Collecting Sphere (Massive-Potential-Size-Increase Variant)-
Some assembly required. And by 'some' it may mean 'all'. The gift with the lowest overall Usability score wins this.
Ultimate, Hyper 'Find the Missing Sock'- (Spell, Ritual Magic, Air & Energy, 457,325 MP, 70,000 Gold)
Almost Vorpal, Somewhat Runic, Pebble-Attracting Yoyo of Sorta-Kinda Soul Sucking and Minor Healing that Can Sometimes Hold a Grudge-
Man the Duck the Man the Duuk the Maan the Mann the Duhk
Bane Sovereign's Armor
Flames of Inferno
A Cannon Shield From A Reality Where Cannon Shields Are Better
Blade of the Gold Leaf Throne's Champion-
Blessed Cannon-Shield
Crafter of Discord's Strings-
Heart of the First Fire
Battlestaff of HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK-
Axe of Bloodfury
Massive Dragonheart that is Spraying Horrid Toxin Everywhere
AN ABSOLUTELY SHITTY ITEM THAT YOU REGRET OWNING SO FUCKING MUCH-
Door to a Boiling Mini-Hel
Disappointing Box that Launches Landhawks to Non-Useful Locations-
The Eels Are Embarrassed'
Improperly-Weaponized Keening Soul-Diamond
New Items
These need adding to the Shop!
Alien Beef-Cannoneer Ravioli Disguise- (Armor, Disguise, Fury & Fire, 1,500,000 Gold) +1,500 Defense, +1,500 Ranged Attack, +150 Defense against Stat Damage, 80% inflicts Confusion: Surprise, 50% may inflict Impaired: Stun, 50% may inflict Burning, Wearer counts as having an additional Gun & Spray weapon equipped, Wearer gains the subtypes 'Food', 'Alien', and 'Abstract'
Mask of the Horrid Monster-Mother- (Accessory, Mask, Life, 200,000,000 Gold) Wearer's summons' offensive actions each may gain a 30% chance of inflicting any one major negative status effect or a 15% chance of inflicting any two major negative status effects, Wearer must be Level 40 or greater
Shoes of the Dancer of Charity- (Accessory, Shoes, Light & Earth, 17,600,000 Gold) +9,500 Defense, +17,600 AGI, +17,600 SPI, 45% Dodge, actions or attacks that are Treasure, Wealth, Glitz, Commerce, or Grandeur element cannot inflict Charm or its sub-status effects on wearer, Opponents below Level 60 that are not 5 or more Levels greater than wearer cannot give wearer Gold without wearer's permission, Wearer obtains +720 to all stats as a buff that stacks 10 times that lasts 20 rounds if wearer either trades an item to an ally or places a buff on an ally, to a max of once per round
Spicy Apple-Flavored Ramen of Astoundingly Alluring Agamogenesis- (Consumable, Food, Life & Earth, 1 Charge, 65,000,000 Gold) User obtains a non-stacking buff that prevents other entities that are not Level 80 or greater from forcing its possessor to summon things, that gives its possessor 30% Fire Resistance and 30% Flux Resistance, that allows its possessor to summon up to 5 Animals, Oozes, Cthonians, Aquatics, or Reptiles below Level 60 that are not greater than its possessor's Level at the start of each round, that causes its possessor to have a 300% chance of inflicting Charm on all opponents whenever its possessor summons an entity, and that causes its possessor, whenever its possessor summons an entity, to give itself a non-stacking buff that lasts until the end of the round that gives its possessor Immunity to Wounded
Establish Global Abjurant Hypershielding System- (Spell, Abjuration, Magic & Technology & Hope, 5,000,000 MP, 500,000,000 Gold) Caster obtains a non-stacking buff that cannot be removed or transferred by sources below Level 80 without its possessor's permission that gives its possessor's allies +500,000 Defense, +15% Base Element Resistance, +50,000 conditionally effective Defense against STR Damage, +50,000 conditionally effective Defense against AGI Damage, +50,000 conditionally effective Defense against CON Damage, +50,000 conditionally effective Defense against MIN Damage, and +50,000 conditionally effective Defense against SPI Damage, with these bonuses being doubled (with the doubling being uncapped against sources below Level 80) if it is either for the benefit of an allied entity that possesses a Constant Effect named 'Supermassive' or 'Hypermassive' or if it is against an attack that could target 30,000 or more targets, Caster must be Level 40 or greater and must possess the ability 'Expert Abjuration Attunement'
Cosmic Rebirth of the Pacifistic Horse-Self- (Spell, Biomancy, Blood & Time & Life & Astral & Hax, Poison: Drunk, 222,222,222 Gold) Target willing entity obtains a non-stacking buff that makes its possessor count as a summon of the caster (if not targeting the caster), that makes it count as a summon with no summoner (if targeting the caster), that provides +2 to all base stats (with this bonus increased to +3 if its possessor's name includes 'Nira' or 'Tolva'), that gives its possessor the additional subtype Animal, that appends 'HORSE ' to the front of its possessor's name, and that makes its possessor unable to perform offensive actions
All the Treasures of the Sea- (Spell, Channeling, Water & Void & Treasure, 3,500,000 MP, 350,000,000 Gold) Caster obtains a non-stacking buff that causes its possessor to lose all equip slots and become unable to gain equip slots, at the beginning of each action, the buff's possessor may choose up to 2 weapons, 1 armor, 5 accessories, and 5 spells that ((are being wielded or carried by an entity that is in a Zone of Water within any battlespace in the same battle) or (are being wielded or carried by an entity that is in a Terrain or Phantom Terrain of Ocean or whose name includes 'Water', 'Ocean', 'Reef', 'Sargasso', 'Deep', or 'Sea', within any battlespace in the same battle)), (do not possess restrictions that would make them unequippable by the buff's possessor), (are not unique items that are being wielded by a unique opponent), (are not being wielded by an opponent 20 or more Levels greater than the buff's possessor), and (are worth under 3,500,000,000 Gold), and, until the buff's possessor changes those selections, the buff's possessor benefits as though wielding replicated instances of those items, Caster must be Level 40 or greater and must possess the ability 'Adept Channeling Attunement'
Black Temporal Sanction- (Spell, Dark Magic, Time & Agony, 750,000 MP, 75,000,000 Gold) +75,000 Ranged Attack, +75,000 Magical Attack, Attacks incorporating this spell gain +70% To Hit, 200% inflicts Suffocation: No Future, 30% inflicts and instance of Vanished that afflicts its possessor with Cursed: Damned at the start of each round even while afflicted with Vanished, Caster must be Level 40 or greater
Wonder of the Ages: Construct Elemental Clock-Colossus- (Spell, Golomancy, Earth & Physical, 120,000 MP, 120,000,000 Gold) Summons 1 Colossus from the enemy list that naturally has 'Elemental Clock-' at the beginning of its name, that is naturally additionally a Clockwork, that obtains a buff at the time of its creation that cannot be removed by sources below Level 80 that are below caster's Level that allows itself to become any combination of base elements at the start of each round, that gives its possessor 30% Resistance to any base element that it is, and that allows its possessor to add or remove any combination of base elements from any of its attacks or actions, Costs 120,000,000 Gold to cast, takes 15 actions to cast, Caster must be Level 40 or greater and must possess the ability 'Adept Golomancy Attunement' or the ability 'Adept Gearwright Knowledge'
Death-Scream of the All-Controlling Emperor- (Spell, Leadership, Nobility & Glory & Law & Fire & Light & Atomic, 2,000,000 MP, 200,000,000 Gold) Caster is killed; All of caster's opponents are dealt 2,000,000 Flat Nobility & Glory & Law & Fire & Light & Atomic element Damage and have a 60% chance of being afflicted with an instance of Dominion that its inflictor still controls while dead; this spell may be cast once per thread that copies itself to any summon of an afflicted individual, Caster must be Level 60 or greater or must possess the ability 'Expert Leadership Attunement'
Abominable Mindcooking- (Spell, Psychic Arts, Dream & Evil & Hunger, 15,000,000 HP from any combination of caster's allies (including caster), 150,000,000 Gold) +150,000 Magical Attack, 15,000 MIN Damage, 500% inflicts Stat Drain: MIN Drain, 200% inflicts Mindblasted: Fried Brain, If an attack involving this spell inflicts both Stat Drain: MIN Drain and Mindblasted: Fried Brain on at least one single target, this spell's caster may summon a Demon or Horror from the Enemy List that is below Level 80 that is below the triggering afflicted entity's Level and that is normally fightable for drops, giving it a non-stacking buff that doubles its possessor's Dodge against one chosen entity whose affliction with Stat Drain: MIN Drain and Mindblasted: Fried Brain triggered the summoning of the buff-possessing entity and that also gives its possessor the additional elements Dream, Evil, and Hunger and gives its possessor +150,000 to all stats, Max 1 summoned
Treasure Pull- (Spell, Thief Arts, Physical & Magic & Commerce & Earth, X Gold, 50,000,000 Gold) Caster obtains a Temporary copy of an item that is in stock in the shop that is worth the amount of Gold spent to cast this spell, to a max of 50,000,000 Gold, this spell's name counts as including 'Wish'
Dynamic Jewel-Soul Essence-Realigning Palm Strike- (Spell, Unarmed Technique, Earth & Air & Fire & Water & Light & Darkness & Magic & Technology & Physical & Psychic & Electrical & Acid & Energy & Ice & Truth & Moon & Wood & Metal & Void, 5,000 HP or 5,000 MP, 5,000,000 Gold) +5,000 Melee Attack, Caster chooses two different base elements and two different stats, The target of any attack involving this spell acquires a non-stacking debuff that provides -5,000 to the first chosen stat, +5,000 to the second chosen stat, -50% Resistance to the first chosen base element, and +50% Resistance to the second chosen base element, Caster, if this action hits and applies a debuff to at least one target, obtains a non-stacking buff that provides +5,000 to the first chosen stat, -5,000 to the second chosen stat, +50% Resistance to the first chosen base element, and -50% Resistance to the second chosen base element
Darkness-Bombing Jack-O-Lantern World Escape- (Spell, Other: Spatial Magic, Darkness & Spatial, 4,000,000 MP, 400,000,000 Gold) Target willing ally of caster is afflicted with an instance of Vanished that lasts 5 rounds that possesses an effect such that said instance of Vanished is removed from its possessor (including via expiration), its possessor deals (10 times the sum of its possessor's stats) Flat Darkness element Damage to up to 200,000,000,000 targets
Twofold Clockwork Volcano Range- (Item, Property, Earth & Technology & Fire & Ice, 97,500,000 Gold)
New Status Effects
These need adding to the Rules!
Mindblasted: Fried Brain (Possessor's MIN is reduced by 50% of its non-status-effect-counting value, Possessor's turn-order-determining stat sum is halved for turn-order-determining purposes)
