Oh boy, this thing.
Summary
Kit gets:
-Abilities-
Flaming Punches- (Passive Ability, Blazing Sultan) +5,000 Melee Attack, Possessor's 'Melee Attack', 'Powerful Attack', and 'Melee Overdrive' actions may gain the element Fire, Possessor's 'Melee Attack', 'Powerful Attack', and 'Melee Overdrive' actions may become solely the element Fire if possessor does not have any weapons equipped or solely has Fist Weapons equipped
Knows Both the Scientific and Common Names of Over Five Million Plants and Fungi- (Passive Ability, Botanist) +500 MIN, Possessor's Level is counted as being 5 higher for the purpose of stat-scan-attempt success as an effect that does not bypass Level-based Immunities
Form of Raw Energy- (Stance Ability, Conjurer) Possessor gains the subtype Elemental, gains +2 Base SPI, obtains only 5 HP per point in possessor's HP-determining-stat, gains 40% Resistance to all non-Universe elements that possessor is, gains +80% Dodge, deals 15% more Flat Damage if the Damage is solely possessor's exact combination of elements (to a max of 400,000,000 additional Damage), and takes 50% less Damage from moderate negative status effects
Kitsune Vampirizer- (Passive Ability, Deathless One) When possessor summons a Vampire Lord from the Enemy List, possessor may append 'Kitsune ' before its name, and, if possessor chooses to do so, have it Naturally additionally possess all the Constant Effects and Abilities of the Kitsune from the Enemy List
Speaker for the Pontiffs of the Blood-Sun- (Passive Ability, Deathless One) When possessor summons a Pontiff from the Enemy List, possessor may append 'of the Blood Sun' after its name, and, if possessor chooses to do so, have it Naturally additionally possess all the Constant Effects and Abilities of the Vampire Lord from the Enemy List
Form of Discarded Cigarette Butt- (Stance Ability, Evermason) Possessor obtains -1 to all base stats, Possessor's actions have a 50% chance of being skipped, with things that would occur before and after those actions still occurring, Possessor's element becomes solely Fire & Air & Junk, Possessor's subtype becomes solely Golem
Somehow Knows Hundreds of Popes Born with Wooden Feet- (Passive Ability, General) Possessor gains +1 Fame; Whenever possessor summons a Pontiff from the Enemy List, possessor may append 'Wooden-Footed ' before its name, and, if possessor chooses to do so, have it Naturally additionally possess following Constant Effect:
Wooden Feet- If possessor is in a Zone of Earth, possessor gains the element Wood, Constant Effect
Stargate-Banishment Single-Point Implosion-Strike- (Technique Ability, Lancer) Possessor may use Stargate-Banishment Single-Point Implosion-Strike' in conjunction with an 'Attack with Finesse' or 'Melee Overdrive' action so long as no other technique is used and possessor is wielding a unique Spear weapon called '*The Star Lance from Elgath'Thronginn'. Said action gains +140,000 Melee Attack, gains a 15% chance of inflicting Vanished, and unsummons targets that are either below Level 60 or that are Astral Beings
Obtained the Prophesied Face-Flavored Coffee Sponsorship Deal- (Passive Ability, Merchant) +1 Fame, Possessor may spend 600 Gold in the shop or an RP thread to create 1 ''Kit's Face' Flavor Coffee', Possessor may post in the shop up to once per month to claim 600,000 Gold; This ability's name additionally counts as being 'Merchandising Deal: 'Kit's Face' Flavor Coffee'
Obtained the Prophesied Face-Flavored Pie Sponsorship Deal- (Passive Ability, Merchant) +1 Fame, Possessor may spend 600 Gold in the shop or an RP thread to create 1 ''Kit's Face' Flavor Pie', Possessor may post in the shop up to once per month to claim 600,000 Gold; This ability's name additionally counts as being 'Merchandising Deal: 'Kit's Face' Flavor Pie'
Obtained the Prophesied Face-Flavored Tea Sponsorship Deal- (Passive Ability, Merchant) +1 Fame, Possessor may spend 600 Gold in the shop or an RP thread to create 1 ''Kit's Face' Flavor Tea', Possessor may post in the shop up to once per month to claim 600,000 Gold; This ability's name additionally counts as being 'Merchandising Deal: 'Kit's Face' Flavor Tea'
Can Recite Works of Literature from Memory- (Passive Ability, Scholar) +500 MIN, If possessor unequips a Book or Tome or has a Book or Tome forcibly unequipped, possessor may obtain a non-stacking buff that allows its possessor to count that Book or Tome as still being equipped
Knows Birds with Lips- (Passive Ability, Skykeeper) Whenever possessor summons an Aerial, possessor may choose for it to naturally have ' with Lips' appended to the end of its name, and, if possessor chooses to do so, possessor additionally causes its attack abilities to naturally gain a 50% chance of inflicting Confusion: Disconcerted and to have an optional chance of dealing HP Drain and/or having a 200% chance of inflicting Confusion: Chorm
Apply Curse- (Active Ability, Warlock) Possessor may spend an action to give a copy of any ability from possessor's List of Applicable Curses to any PC target of lower Level, This may affect non-PCs in RP threads
List of Applicable Curses wrote:Prone to Severe Frostbite- (Passive Ability, Curse) At the start of each round that possessor is in a Zone of Ice or whenever possessor is targeted by an Ice element action or suffers an Ice element source of Damage outside of an action, possessor is afflicted with Frozen, Stat Drain: STR Drain, Stat Drain: CON Drain, and Stat Drain: AGI Drain
Unfathomable Undercrash: Gonna Heckin' Shred Those Nines Till They Twerk Like Sixes - (Technique Ability, Other: Cosmic Mathematician) Possessor may use 'Unfathomable Undercrash: Gonna Heckin' Shred Those Nines Till They Twerk Like Sixes' in conjunction with an 'Melee Overdrive' or 'Ultimate Attack' action so long as possessor has not previously used an Undercrash during the thread, no other Technique, Undercrash, or Overcrash is being used, and possessor has a unique Container named 'Yeet Boi Ebineezer's Skateboard Protractor' equipped. Said action gains +96,699.6 Melee Attack, becomes solely the elements Numerals & Physical & Devastation, and applies an unremovable debuff to one of its targets that causes all nines in its possessor's stats to count as sixes for purposes of calculations that are part of their possessor's actions. Said action's user may not, as an effect that is not a debuff, use Overcrashes the remainder of the thread.
Interdimensional Eyeballs- (Passive Ability, Other: Superhero) Possessor may, up to three times per round, before or after an action occurs, choose to announce "I... I THINK I SEE SOMETHING WITH MY INTERDIMENSIONAL EYEBALLS!", and, if wielder does so, choose to scan the stats of any entity in any battlespace
Bestow Worshipper Benefit: Attendant Animal Host- (Passive Ability, Other: Worldbound God) Possessor may choose for possessor's Devout Worshippers to obtain the following Worshipper Benefit: Attendant Animal Host- At the start of each round, possessor may summon up to (Possessor's Level (to a max of Possessor's granting Patron Deity's Level) Animals below Level (Possessor's Level (to a max of Possessor's granting Patron Deity's Level) - 5, to a minimum of 1) that are normally fightable for drops on the Enemy List, Worshipper Benefit
Bestow Worshipper Benefit: Can Get a Good Night's Sleep in Under a Second- (Passive Ability, Other: Worldbound God) Possessor may choose for possessor's Devout Worshippers to obtain the following Worshipper Benefit: Can Get a Good Night's Sleep in Under a Second- Possessor may, at the start of any of possessor's actions, choose to be cured of Fatigued and gain Invigorated: Zesty, Worshipper Benefit
Bestow Worshipper Benefit: Divinely-Long-Lived Poison- (Passive Ability, Other: Worldbound God) Possessor may choose for possessor's Devout Worshippers to obtain the following Worshipper Benefit: Divinely-Long-Lived Poison- Instances of Poison with possessor as a source gain the text 'The first ((Inflictor's Level, to a max of possessor's Inflictor's Patron Deity's Level -1)/20, rounded up) times this status effect would be naturally recovered from by a source that is not above (Inflictor's Level, to a max of possessor's Inflictor's Patron Deity's Level -1) or cured by a source that is not above (Inflictor's Level, to a max of possessor's Inflictor's Patron Deity's Level -1), the status effect is instead not recovered from or cured', Worshipper Benefit
Bolstered By Worship- (Passive Ability, Other: Worldbound God) Possessor is afflicted with Stat Boost at the start of each round when possessor possesses at least 5 Devout Worshippers in the same battlespace
Improved Divine Relic Bestowment- (Passive Ability, Other: Worldbound God) Entities granted customized Worshiper Benefits by possessor's 'Bestow Divine Relic' ability may, at possessor's discretion, as part of said ability's benefit creation, elect to cause the granted benefit to cause its possessor to count as having possessor's devout worshippers as its own devout worshippers
Lesser Deific Domain: Animals- (Passive Ability, Other: Worldbound God) Possessor's Animal allies gain +(Possessor Level * 200) to all stats, Possessor gains 15% Animal Resistance, Possessor has RP powers connected to this divine domain
Lesser Deific Domain: Drugs- (Passive Ability, Other: Worldbound God) Possessor's actions may gain (Possessor Level * 4)% Inflicts Confusion: High, Possessor gains 40% Acid Resistance, Possessor has RP powers connected to this divine domain
Animals Can All Secretly Speak, But Know When Humans Are Looking At Them- (Passive Ability, World Law) At the start of each round, if in a battlespace that contains no Humans, each Animal may transfer a single stacked instance of any one replicatable buff to one of its Animal allies; Animals gain +15% Dodge and To Hit against Humans and are informed at the start of each round if any Human is in the same battlespace
Animals Serve As Loyal Companions to Their Masters- (Passive Ability, World Law) Animals are never summoned uncontrolled, are Immune to Charm, and, if items, cannot be stolen
Keeps Having Anything She Drinks Become the Flavor of Her Own Face- (Passive Ability, Curse) Whenever a non-unique Drink consumable would be used in a manner that targets possessor by an entity that is not one of possessor's opponents, that item becomes replaced with a ''Kit's Face' Flavor Coffee' from the Shop that is still being used with the same targets
-Other Effects-
At the start of one battle or quest thread launched within 2 years of this posting
(until December 14, 2023), Kit's side of battle, as a non-buff effect obtains 16 non-summon Minotaur from the Enemy List at the start of each battle (with each battle's set not proceeding on to future battles) that do not count as present for the purpose of stopping opponent's victory conditions, that, as an unremovable buff from a Level 100 source, cannot be unsummoned, are Immune to Vanished, resurrect at the start of each round, and cannot be prevented from being resurrected
At the start of any battle or quest segment within 2 years of this posting
(until February 1, 2024), to a max of 5 times per thread, to a max of once per battle or quest segment, a side of battle opposing Kit, as a non-buff effect obtains 14 non-summon Minotaur from the Enemy List whose naturally additionally possess the stats, Resistances, Immunities, Reflections, Absorptions, Defense, Defense against Stat Damage, HP, MP, Constant Effects, and abilities of both the Ifrit and the Contract Devil from the Enemy List, naturally being the greatest Level of the aforementioned enemy list entities, naturally named 'Hell Bovine' instead of their normal name, at the start of each battle (with each battle's set not proceeding on to future battles) that do not count as present for the purpose of stopping opponent's victory conditions, that, as an unremovable buff from a Level 100 source, cannot be unsummoned, are Immune to Vanished, resurrect at the start of each round, and cannot be prevented from being resurrected
-Weapons-
Dreaded Ticklefeather- (Weapon, Deadly Item, Air & Physical, 300,000 Gold) +300 Melee Attack, 300 MIN Damage that heals itself after 5 rounds, Wielder's 'Melee Attack' actions deal no HP damage, Wielder cannot kill individuals through MIN Damage, 100% inflicts Pain: Tickle Overload
Dread Genie Drug Lord's Flying Hookah of Unsympathetic Beat-Downs- (Weaponx0, Deadly Item, Physical & Mystic, 60,000,000 Gold) +60,000 Melee Attack, +60,000 Magical Attack, +60,000 STR, +60,000 SPI, Wielder's 'Magical Attack' and 'Overdrive' actions may incorporate wielder's Melee Attack bonus instead of wielder's Magical Attack bonus, Wielder's 'Melee Attack' and 'Melee Overdrive' actions may incorporate wielder's Magical Attack bonus instead of wielder's Melee Attack bonus, Wielder's 'Magical Attack' and 'Overdrive' actions may incorporate wielder's STR instead of wielder's SPI, Wielder's 'Melee Attack' and 'Melee Overdrive' actions may incorporate wielder's SPI instead of wielder's STR, Wielder gains an uncapped +2,000 Melee Attack, Magical Attack, STR, and SPI for each different Drug-granted non-Curse ability present on wielder or one of wielder's allies and for each Drug-granted Curse ability present on each of wielder's opponents, to a max of 30 such abilities, Whenever wielder would be afflicted with Charm or Confusion: Depression as a result of targeting, hitting, or damaging an entity with an offensive action, attack, or instance of Damage, possessor may, up to three times per round, instead not be afflicted with such, Whenever wielder casts a spell whose name includes 'Wish', wielder may deal 600,000 Flat Physical element Damage to a single target, This item additionally possesses the subtype Wand, This item becomes a Weaponx2 if its wielder is wielding another Weaponx0, Wielder must be Level 40 or greater
Coolwave Glaciator- (Weapon, Gun, Ice & Neon, 45,000,000 Gold) +45,000 Ranged Attack, 100% inflicts Frozen, 1 hit against 60,000, Attacks involving this weapon repeat at the start of the round two rounds after they occur, with the repeated attacks only being repeated if none of their performers other attacks have repeated on said round, with the repeated attacks being able to choose new targets and counting as involving the casting of 2 additional Bardic Music spells that are solely Ice & Neon element
God-Rotter Sludgecannon- (Weaponx2, Gun, Sludge & Rot & Sin, 355,000,000 Gold) +355,000 Ranged Attack, 300% inflicts Drowning: Sludge-Choked, 300% inflicts Dissolving: Rotting Away, Wielder's 'Ranged Attack' and 'Ranged Overdrive' actions deal 35,500 CON Damage and 35,500 SPI Damage, with these values increased to 70,000 points each against deities, Deities below Level 98 who are dealt Damage by wielder in an attack that involves one of this item's attack bonuses are afflicted with a non-stacking debuff that makes them unable to grant Worshipper Benefits to their Devout Worshipers and makes them unable to cast Divine Magic spells, Wielder must be Level 60 or greater
Golden Finalstrike- (Weapon, Gun, Wealth, 400,000,000 Gold) +1 Ranged Attack, If wielder hits a target below Level 80 that is below wielder's Level, wielder may pay an amount of Gold equal to its Max HP to kill it, Wielder must be Level 20 or greater
Lichbinder- (Weapon, Gun, Darkness & Devastation & Life, 160,000,000 Gold) +160,000 Ranged Attack, +160,000 Magical Attack, 30% inflicts Cursed: Stygian Binding
Voice of the Choirs- (Weapon, Instrument, Light & Law & Sonic, 126,000,000 Gold) +126,000 Magical Attack, +126,000 SPI, +1,260,000 MP as a non-stacking bonus, Once per round when an ally casts a non-unique Holy Magic or Bardic Music spell worth under 150,000,000 Gold, wielder may choose to immediately perform an action, with said action casting (for the same cost) a replicated copy of that spell, Holy Magic and Bardic Music spells cost wielder 10,000 less MP to cast per Angel or Celestial ally that wielder possesses, Wielder may spend an action to summon up to 200 Angels or Celestials below Level 70 that are normally fightable for drops on the Enemy List, Max 20,000 summoned
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Cannon-Shield- (Weapon, Shield, Physical, 95,000 Gold) +120 Defense, +40 Melee Attack, +99 Ranged Attack, 5% inflicts Fatigued: Stun
Jewels by the Handful- (Weapon, Throwing Weapon, Earth & Wealth, 300,000,000 Gold) +30,000 Ranged Attack, Each time wielder performs a Ranged Attack action, wielder gains 3,000,000 Temporary Gold (to a max of 2,000 times per thread)
Dragon-Eraser- (Weapon, Tool, Void & Whimsy, 60,000,000 Gold) +1 Melee Attack, Wielder may spend an action to unsummon a Dragon
Miraculous Wonder-Injector- (Weapon, Other: Needle, Acid & Wonder, 60,000,000 Gold) +60,000 Melee Attack, +60,000 Magical Attack, +60,000 CON, Wielder's 'Magical Overdrive' actions may use Constitution as their Prime Attribute, Wielder ignores the negative effects of Confusion, Poison Immunity, Pain Immunity, Diseased Immunity, The duration of Drug-granted abilities obtained by wielder is tripled if this item is wielded at the time they are obtained, Wielder may ignore the negative effects of one Drug-granted Curse, Wielder must be Level 20 or greater
City-Crystalizing Cannon- (Weapon, Other: Siege Weapon, Crystal (2), 60,000,000 Gold) +60,000 Ranged Attack, 200% inflicts Entombed: Shard Prison, 100% inflicts Entombed: Crystalized, 15% inflicts Petrified, Wielder's 'Ranged Attack', 'Ranged Overdrive', and 'Snipe' actions gain 1 hit against 30,000,000, Wielder must be Level 20 or greater
-Armour-
Funeral Garb of the Maiden of Remedies- (Armor, Robe, Light & Water, 135,000,000 Gold) If wearer is dead, wearer's allies gain +1,300,000 HP as a non-stacking bonus, +35,000 SPI as a non-stacking bonus, Poison Immunity, Disease Immunity, Paralysis Immunity, and 50% Plague Resistance, and cannot have their Poison or Disease Immunities pierced or ignored by sources below Level 80, Wearer must be Level 40 or greater
-Accessories-
Amulet of the Omnipresent Lemon Wedge- (Accessory, Amulet, Acid & Dopple, 100,000,000 Gold) All entities below wielder's Level that are below Level 80 (and, optionally, wielder and any of wielder's allies if willing, regardless of Level) gain the element Acid and have ' with Lemon-Wedge' appended to the end of their names
Medallion of the High Judicator- (Accessory, Amulet, Law & Light, 30,000,000 Gold) +300,000 HP as a non-stacking effect, +3,000 Defense against SPI Damage, Stat Drain: SPI Drain Immunity, Entombed: Incarcerated Immunity, Any entity in the same battlespace as wearer who conducts an offensive action that offensively targets a Celestial, Angel, Deva, or Illuminated has a 300% chance of being afflicted with Entombed: Incarcerated and a 15% chance of being afflicted with Smitten unless wielder chooses for it not to, Any entity in the same battlespace as wearer who conducts an offensive action that offensively targets a non-Celestial, non-Angel, non-Deva, non-Illuminated ally of a Celestial, Angel, Deva, or Illuminated has a 200% chance of being afflicted with Entombed: Incarcerated unless wielder chooses for it not to, Wielder must be Level 20 or greater
Talisman of the Universal High- (Accessory, Amulet, Acid & Whimsy & Wonder, 50,000,000 Gold) Wielder's allies obtain replicated instances of all non-Curse abilities granted to wielder by non-unique Drugs worth under 100,000,000 Gold
Ludicrous Tentacle-Knee- (Accessory, Bioaugmentation, Acid & Earth, 65,000,000 Gold) +65,000 Melee Attack, Wielder's attacks that incorporate one of this item's attack bonuses count as involving X+1 Whips in addition to any other weapons they might involve, Wielder's attacks that incorporate one of this item's attack bonuses gain 'X+1 hits against 1', X begins at 0, Whenever wielder possesses a Biomancy buff and is damaged by an attack, if X is below 0, wielder, to a max of once per round, loses a random Biomancy buff, and X increases by 1, to a maximum of 20, Wielder may treat wielder's attacks as not involving any weapons if they involve at least one Whip, being able to simultaneously benefit from bonuses for attacks that involve no weapons and for attacks that involve Whips (but otherwise having to choose a standard result of said choice)
Backpack Surreptitiously Labelled 'Full of Drugs'- (Accessory, Container, Earth & Acid, 30,000 Gold) Wearer may equip 5 additional Drug consumables
Box Full of Landhawks- (Accessory, Container, Air & Earth, 2,000,000 Gold) Wielder may summon 1 Zardowak Landhawk from the Shop at the start of each round, Max 30 summoned
Disappointing Box that Launches Landhawks to Non-Useful Locations- (Accessory, Container, Air & Earth, 300 Gold) Wielder may bring 3 unequipped items whose name includes 'Landhawk' into each thread; at the end of each round of battle, this item randomly removes one of its wielder's equipped or carried items whose name includes 'Landhawk' from the thread
Official Warehouse-Pull-Holding Box- (Accessory, Container, Universe, X Gold) Wielder may bring any number of items into threads that wielder pulled from the Warehouse within the past 5 years
Aberrance Normalizer- (Accessory, Gadget, Technology & Warding, 200,000,000 Gold) Negative sub-status effects that appear on fewer than 10 entities on the Enemy List that are inflicted by bosses that are not 10 or more Levels greater than wielder and that are not Level 99, instead, upon successful infliction, replaced with the status effects that they are sub-status effects of, Wielder must be Level 60 or greater or must have 36 or more Base MIN
Horse Saddle with Pop-Out Hypersonic Jetpack- (Accessory, Gadget, Technology & Sonic, 30,000,000 Gold) Wielder's Steed transformations obtain a non-stacking +15,000 bonus to their turn-order-determining stat sums for turn-order-determining purposes
Banner of the Landhawk Knights of Nexus- (Accessory, Magic Item, Air & Earth, 7,500,000 Gold) +7,500 to all stats, Wielder's allies whose name includes 'Landhawk' gain +7,500 to all stats as an effect that stacks 3 times
Permit of Universal Drug Ownership Legality- (Accessory, Magic Item, Darkness & Illusion & Acid & Law, 3,000,000 Gold) Wielder gains +10% Entombed: Incarcerated Resistance for each Drug wielder is carrying and for each Drug-granted ability wielder possesses, to a max of +300%, Wielder may choose at the start of each round, on an individual basis, for each of wielder's allies (not counting wielder) to obtain a non-stacking buff that lasts until the end of the round that causes its possessor to gain +10% Entombed: Incarcerated Resistance for each Drug its possessor is carrying and for each Drug-granted ability its possessor possesses, to a max of +300%
Last Will and Testament- (Accessory, Tome, Law, 15,000,000 Gold) When wielder dies, up to 5 buffs present on wielder may be transferred to chosen targets who would have been valid targets for their initial application
'Elf-Slapping Champion (10,000 Types in Under Two Minutes!)' Award- (Accessory, Trinket, Physical & War, 16,500,000 Gold) +16,500 Melee Attack, +5 Fame, Wielder gains +30% Critical against (Humanoids and Fae) who have 'Elf', 'Elven', or 'Sidhe' in the name, Wielder counts as possessing an award named 'Elf-Slapping Champion' and an award named 'Slapped 10,000 Different Types of Elves'
Angellically-Soft Miracle-Sleep Pillow- (Accessory, Trinket, Air & Light, 16,700,000 Gold) Wielder's 'Rest' actions Regenerate 167,000 HP and cure all minor and moderate negative status effects
Global-Communication-Controlling Pen- (Accessory, Trinket, Technology, 200,000,000 Gold) Wielder may choose the targets of Hypertech spells cast by entities below Level 80 that are in the back row, Wielder may choose to cancel the casting of Channeling spells by entities below Level 80, Wielder must be Level 20 or greater
Pearl of the Stolen Ocean- (Accessory, Trinket, Water & Dopple & Hunger, 200,000,000 Gold) Wielder's unique allies obtain -20% Water Resistance, Wielder gains the Water Resistance that is being lost to this effect, Wielder must be Level 40 or greater
100,000,000 Faceless Fans- (Accessory, Other: Legionnaire, Glitz & Dopple & Hunger, 100,000,000 Gold) Wielder's unique allies obtain -5 Fame, Wielder gains the Fame that is being lost to this effect
-Consumables-
'Kit's Face' Flavor Coffee- (Consumable, Drink, Water & Chaos, 1 Charge, 600 Gold) 50% inflicts Invigorated, 30% inflicts Invigorated: Zesty, 50% inflicts Confusion, 30% inflicts Pain: Nauseous
Door to a Boiling Mini-Hell- (Consumable, Enchanted Item, Fire & Darkness, Unlimited Charges, 30,000,000 Gold) To a max of once per battle, user creates a battlespace that contains a terrain of Hellscape and a Zone of Fire & Darkness that has a non-stacking effect attached to it that has a 200% chance of inflicting Burning and Pain on each entity within the Zone, User and user's allies may then enter said battlespace so long as no entity of Level 60 or greater in any battlespace objects; Once this item has been used once in a battle, its effect changes so that its uses allows its user and its user's allies to enter said battlespace so long as no entity of Level 60 or greater in any battlespace objects or to leave said battlespace for any other battlespace so long as no entity of Level 40 or greater in any battlespace objects
Door to the Backyard of Rotten Inconvenience- (Consumable, Enchanted Item, Earth & Acid, Unlimited Charges, 2,500,000 Gold) To a max of once per battle, user creates a battlespace that contains a Zone of Earth & Acid that has a non-stacking effect attached to it that increases minor negative status effect infliction chances by 20% (to a max of 200%), User and user's allies may then enter said battlespace so long as no entity of Level 40 or greater in any battlespace objects; Once this item has been used once in a battle, its effect changes so that its uses allows its user and its user's allies to enter said battlespace so long as no entity of Level 40 or greater in any battlespace objects or to leave said battlespace for any other battlespace so long as no entity of Level 40 or greater in any battlespace objects
Door to The Bonefield- (Consumable, Enchanted Item, Darkness, Unlimited Charges, 3,000,000 Gold) To a max of once per battle, user creates a battlespace that contains 3,000 corpses of random Level 1-20 entities that are Humans, Animals, or Humanoids from the Enemy List that are normally fightable for drops (optionally making them all any one entity agreed on by all sides of battle) as well as a Zone of Darkness and a Terrain of Boneyard, User and user's allies may then enter said battlespace so long as no entity of Level 40 or greater in any battlespace objects; Once this item has been used once in a battle, its effect changes so that its uses allows its user and its user's allies to enter said battlespace so long as no entity of Level 40 or greater in any battlespace objects or to leave said battlespace for any other battlespace so long as no entity of Level 40 or greater in any battlespace objects
Door to Landhawkland Theme Park- (Consumable, Enchanted Item, Earth & Air & Whimsy, Unlimited Charges, 3,000,000 Gold) To a max of once per battle, user creates a battlespace that contains 30 uncontrolled temporary Zardowak Landhawk pets from the Shop, User and user's allies may then enter said battlespace so long as no entity of Level 40 or greater in any battlespace objects; Once this item has been used once in a battle, its effect changes so that its uses allows its user and its user's allies to enter said battlespace so long as no entity of Level 40 or greater in any battlespace objects or to leave said battlespace for any other battlespace so long as no entity of Level 40 or greater in any battlespace objects
Crueler Cruller- (Consumable, Food, Evil & Fury, 1 Charge, 66,000,000 Gold) User obtains a buff that makes its possessor be unable to be forced to perform non-offensive actions by other sources below Level 80
Blessed Shampoo- (Consumable, Medicine, Light & Water, 20 Charges, 20,000 Gold) Cures Hexed and Paralyzed: Sticky
Battle-Pouch of Offensively-Powdered Drugs- (Consumable, Powder, Acid & Earth, Unlimited Charges, 5,000,000 Gold) User chooses an equipped Drug Consumable and consumes a charge from it; target that is not Immune to and does not Reflect or Absorb either Poison or Minor Negative Status Effects is afflicted with that Drug's associated Withdrawal Curse, should one exist, for 2 Weeks
Demon-Annihilating Divine Salt- (Consumable, Powder, Light, 1 Charge, 80,000,000 Gold) 100% inflicts Instant Death on target Demon
Faefast- (Consumable, Other: Additive, Energy & Air & Life, 3 Charges, 30,000,000 Gold) Charges are not consumed from this item in a normal manner, and this item may not be used as a standard consumable; Whenever this item's wielder uses a Food or Drink consumable as part of an action, it may expend a charge from this item to make it so that said use of a Food or Drink consumable provide a buff that is seperate from other buffs that it would provide that stacks 3 times, with each stacked instance providing +30,000 to its possessor's turn-order-determining stat sum for turn-order-determining purposes if its possessor is a Fae
Fixation-Salts of Rhevvatch-Lai- (Consumable, Other: Additive, Earth & Psychic, 20 Charges, 40,000,000 Gold) Charges are not consumed from this item in a normal manner, and this item may not be used as a standard consumable; Whenever this item's wielder obtains a non-Curse ability from a Drug, it may expend a charge from this item to make it so that said ability gains the text '; Possessor gains Confusion Immunity, +200% Confusion Resistance, and +800 MIN, with this added effect not stacking across multiple modified abilities'; This additive has a +30% cumulative chance of being expended to no effect of each other additive added to the same Drug
200 Crystal Infinity- (Consumable, Other: Drug, Universe, 1 Charge, 800,000,000 Gold) Satiates addiction; Has RP effects
-Spells-
Gonna Call In Another Witness (Classic Remix)- (Spell, Bardic Music, Law & Spatial & Knowledge, 6,000 MP, 6,000,000 Gold) Caster summons an entity below Level 40 that is below caster's Level that is normally fightable for drops on the Enemy List; caster may, at the time of this summoning, select any number of previous actions in battle, and, as a non-stacking buff, cause that summoned entity to count as having been present for those actions; Max 20 summoned
Ultimate, Hyper 'Find the Missing Sock'- (Spell, Ritual Magic, Air & Energy, 457,325 MP, 70,000 Gold) Caster determines what entities in any battlespace in the same battle are carrying an item whose name includes 'Sock' that is not equipped, Caster determines what entities in any battlespace in the same battle are carrying an item whose name includes 'Sock' that is equipped, Caster determines what battlespaces in the same battle contain a non-carried, non-equipped item whose name includes 'Sock', This spell requires 37 consecutive actions to cast, requires that its caster possess the abilities 'Ritualist', 'Subspace Architect', 'Esoteric Wiseman', 'Golfer', and 'Chef', requires that three of its caster's allies are unique, have names that start with 'J', and are each wielding at least two armors whose name includes 'Shirt', and can only start being cast on the eighth round of battle against both a Dragon and an animal whose name includes 'Rat'
-Items-
Advertisement from a Timeline Where the Pie (Instead of a Drink) Is Kit-Face-Flavored- (Item, Antiquity, Time & Earth, 300 Gold)
Advertisement from a Timeline Where the Tea (Not Coffee) Is Kit-Face-Flavored- (Item, Antiquity, Time & Water, 300 Gold)
Battle Arena Member Greatest Hits Figure Collection: Tia - Motorcycle Joust Fury Limited Edition Model- (Item, Antiquity, Technology & Physical & Fury, 5,755,000 Gold)
Beef-Flavored Wine Glass- (Item, Antiquity, Earth & Water, 700 Gold)
Formerly-Holy Water Someone Spit Out- (Item, Antiquity, Water, 16 Gold)
Statue of Kit Boxing a Bullfighter- (Item, Antiquity, Physical & Earth & Time & Chaos, 13,500,000 Gold)
Heavy Golems Spawn Table (Level 50-59)- (Item, Spawn Table, Metal & Physical & Earth, 40,000,000 Gold)
Biomad Parasite-Squash- (Item, Resource, Acid & Atomic & Physical & Technology, 450,000,000 Gold) This item may be activated in the shop, Once activated, once per week in the Shop, a post may be mad to claim and distribute (2*X) Mad Scientist Bonus Weeks, where X is equal to the number of consecutive weeks this post has been made, For each week that this item is active, it applies a non-debuff penalty to its user that applies a -(X/5, rounded up) penalty to its possessor's Base CON, with this penalty lasting for (X^1.25, rounded up) Weeks; if this bonus week source is not claimed for a week, this item is detroyed; This item may not be replicated and its destruction may not be prevented
-Permanent Consumables-
Ritual Vessel of a Billion Lives- (Permanent Consumable, Essence Sphere, Time & Life & Glory & Dopple, 1 Charge, 400,000,000 Gold) Target Slot becomes able to accommodate multiple Exodus of Self items and may have them applied to it without sacrificing PCs; characters of any of the slot's unlocked types may be created in the slot
'The Lost and Waxen Flame'- (Permanent Consumable, Permit, Treasure & Mystic & Time & Spatial, X Gold) User's patron deity becomes 'Lewtho Gorze' regardless of whether this entity is normally a selectable patron deity; oversight to divine commandments may potentially be monitored by outside forces
-Secret Formulae-
Secret Formula- A Truly Continental Breakfast
Point Value- 5
Requires:
Expert Chef Proficiency
Consumes:
5 Mobile Continent
2 Behemoth Steak
2 Leviathan's Egg
Produces:
A Truly Continental Breakfast- (Consumable, Food, Earth, 1 Charge, 250,000,000 Gold) Target entity that is Level 60 or greater deals double Damage (to a max of 500,000,000 additional Damage per round) to targets with the Constant Effect 'Supermassive' or 'Hypermassive'
Secret Formula- Landhawk Lotion
Requires:
1 Zardowak Landhawk
Consumes:
60,000 Gold
Produces:
Landhawk Lotion- (Consumable, Medicine, Water & Earth, 1 Charge, 60,000 Gold) Cures Pain: Dry Skin
-Uniques-
*Automatic Landhawk-Photographing Camera- (Weapon, Spear, Glory & Faith, 800,000,000 Gold) +800,000 Ranged Attack, Wielder's 'Melee Attack' actions use the Prime Attribute of wielder's 'Ranged Overdrive' action, including any multipliers present therein, Wielder's 'Defend' actions use Sanity instead of Constitution as a Prime Attribute if generating at least three attacks, Wielder is Immune to entities below Level 80 whose name is equal to the round's number, Wielder Reflects Metal if wielder is not an Alien Warlord, Wielder's turn-order-determining stat sum is doubled for turn-order-determining purposes (to a max of 1,600,000 additional points) if at least three World Laws are possessed across all entities in wielder's battlespace
*Bell of the Martyred Arch-Priestess- (Accessory, Trinket, Light & Warding, 2,000,000,000 Gold) The first time per thread that wielder dies, wielder's allies obtain a non-stacking buff that lasts until the end of the round that makes it so that, while the round's number is the number that it was at the time of the buff's application, to become Immune to the actions of their opponents, with this effect being unable to be extended by sources below Level 99 and with this effect being unable to make entities Immune to actions on more than one consecutive round; if wielder was killed by an opponent's action, direct effects of that action on wielder's allies are also undone, Wielder must be Level 60 or greater and must either be a deity or have the ability 'Expert Divine Magic Attunement'
*Diadem of the Timeshadow Goddess- (Accessory, Crown, Time & Glory, 600,000,000 Gold) +600,000 Magical Attack, +600,000 SPI, +6,000,000 MP as a non-stacking bonus, 40% Time Resistance, Fatigued: Elderly Immunity, 80% Dominion Resistance, Wearer may choose to have any stat be the stat that determines wearer's turn order, Wearer may, once per thread, provided that wearer possesses at least 5 devout worshipers in the same battlespace, assuming that no opponent is Level 80 or greater, undo a round of battle and go through it again, with both sides being able to choose new actions and new random numbers being generated, Time-element spells cost wearer (10,000 x the number of wielder's devout worshipers in the same battlespace, to a max of 2,000 such worshipers) less MP to cast, Wearer must be a deity named 'Kit Timeshadow'
*Father Greenthorne's Promise- (Weapon, Spear, Toxin & Wood & Life, 455,000,000 Gold) +455,000 Melee Attack, 200% inflicts each minor negative status effect or sub-status effect inflictable by an item wielded or carried by wielder
*Seasoning of the Endless Seasons- (Consumable, Other: Additive, Electrical & Energy & Acid & Ice, Unlimited Charges, 1,000,000,000 Gold) Charges are not consumed from this item in a normal manner, and this item may not be used as a standard consumable; Whenever this item's wielder uses a Food or Drink consumable as part of an action, it may expend a charge from this item to make it so that said use of a Food or Drink consumable provide a buff that is seperate from other buffs that it would provide that stacks 12 times, with each instance providing a +100,000 bonus to STR, AGI, MIN, or SPI, with the first instance providing a bonus to STR, each bonus cycling to the next stat in the order at the start of each round, and each subsequent stacked instance of the buff iterating through the cycle of positions, so that whenever the first stacked instance is set to STR, the second stacked instance would be set to AGI, then when the first stacked instance cycles to AGI, the second stacked instance would then in turn cycle to MIN
*The Grace and Glory of the Timeshadow Goddess- (Armor, Aura, Time & Light & Air & Glory, 800,000,000 Gold) +800,000 Defense, +800,000 AGI, +800,000 SPI, +8,000,000 HP as a non-stacking bonus, +8,000,000 MP as a non-stacking bonus, Wielder's Base AGI, if lower than or equal to the Base AGI of a gearless instance of the PC 'Kit Timeshadow' on the PC List, becomes one point higher than the Base AGI of a gearless instance of the PC 'Kit Timeshadow' on the PC list, Wielder's Base SPI, if lower than or equal to the Base SPI of a gearless instance of the PC 'Kit Timeshadow' on the PC List, becomes one point higher than the Base SPI of a gearless instance of the PC 'Kit Timeshadow' on the PC list, 160% Dodge, +160% Dodge, The greatest of AGI, CON, and SPI becomes wielder's HP-determining stat, wielder's per-item Defense bonus caps become based on the greater of wielder's AGI, CON, and SPI, Wielder gains the subtype Planetary and the ability 'Planetary Traits', Wielder is Immune to sources below Level 60, 'Overdrive' actions possess no inherent MP cost for wielder, Wielder may, at the start of each round, choose between Dominion and Charm, become Immune to the chosen status effect for the round's duration as a buff, and then select any number of opponents, having a 60% chance of inflicting the chosen status effect on each chosen opponent, Wielder may inflict a chosen minor positive status effect on each ally (including wielder) at the start of each round, choosing separately for each ally, Wielder's devout worshippers, if in possession of an AGI value below half of wielder's AGI value, may use half of wielder's AGI value as though it were their own, Wielder's devout worshippers, if in possession of an SPI value below half of wielder's SPI value, may use half of wielder's SPI value as though it were their own, Each time wielder obtains an extra action (not including through turn-order assignment) that is not a counter, each of wielder's devout worshippers has a 1% chance of obtaining an extra action (to a max of one per round per worshipper) with the same restrictions as the one wielder obtained, Wearer must be a deity named 'Kit Timeshadow'
*The Legendary Sprig of Everythyme- (Consumable, Other: Additive, Earth & Time & Dopple, Unlimited Charges, 1,000,000,000 Gold) Charges are not consumed from this item in a normal manner, and this item may not be used as a standard consumable; Whenever this item's wielder uses a Food or Drink consumable as part of an action, it may expend a charge from this item to make it so that said use of a Food or Drink consumable repeats at the start of every round on the same targets unless 10 or more other consumable uses were already replicated by this item on the same round
*The Seventy-Seven Waxes of Cetmyl Dryse- (Consumable, Other: Additive, Formus & Turpitude & Wonder, Unlimited Charges, 770,000,000 Gold) Charges are not consumed from this item in a normal manner, and this item may not be used as a standard consumable; Whenever this item's wielder would use a non-unique Additive with multiple charges with a value under 500,000,000 Gold, that Additive does not lose a charge; Wielder may add any non-Universe element referenced in one of wielder's Elemental Researcher abilities to any action involving a Consumable that wielder is using other than this consumable or may make such an action solely any one such element
-Artifacts-
*The Chromesmith's Warchest (Level 79, 0 XP, # XP Required, Standard Multiplier x17 (Raised to x340 to bypass Level 80 cap))
*The Chromesmith's Warchest- (Accessory Aspect: The Chromesmith's Warchest, Container, Technology & Spatial & War, X Gold) Wielder gains an uncapped +100 bonus to all stats for each non-replicated Unique weapon wielder is carrying, Wielder gains an uncapped +10,000 bonus to HP and an uncapped +500 bonus to Ranged Attack for each non-replicated Unique Gun wielder is carrying, Wielder's Unique Guns have any Attack Bonus or bonus to a Stat they provide increased by +400,000, Wielder may carry any number of unequipped Unique Guns into threads, Wielder may, before or after any action, unequip and then equip any number of Unique Guns (being able to choose different numbers), Wielder's Unique Guns may not be stolen or broken, Wielder may apply an additional Enhancement of each type to Unique Guns, Wielder may spend an action to, as a non-stacking buff, add the non-buff-modified text of any Unique Gun carried by wielder to any other Unique Gun carried by wielder for 3 rounds, Wielder may equip Unique Gun weapons in a single weapon slot regardless of how many slots they would normally occupy, Wielder gains +50% To Hit against targets whose total sum of equipped items' names includes fewer different words than the sum total of wielder's carried Unique Guns' names, At the start of each round, wielder is informed of the names of all Unique Guns wielded or carried by other individuals in the same battle and which individual is wielding or carryting them, Wielder gains +50% To Hit (which stacks with the previous bonus) against individuals who are wielding or carrying at least one Unique Gun
*Purgatory's Dawnbreaker- (Weapon Aspect: The Chromesmith's Warchest, Gun, Psychic & Darkness & Light & Time & Destruction, X Gold) +400,000 Ranged Attack, The first time per entity that an attack involving this weapon brings a target that is below Level 80 below 75%, 50%, or 25% of its Max HP, this weapon, as a debuff that stacks 3 times, removes a chosen Passive Ability or Constant Effect from its target
*Twelve the Bloodhavoc- (Weapon Aspect: The Chromesmith's Warchest, Gun, Time & Darkness & Formus & Blood & Destruction, X Gold) +400,000 Ranged Attack, 4 hits against 12, Wielder may, if no Zone, Terrain, or Phantom Terrain that confers Instant Death Immunity, Reflection, or Absorption is present in any battlespace, up to 12 times per thread as an effect that does not have its tracking reset by the reset of other things, provided no entity in any battlespace of Level 80 (or that was said Level at any prior point in the battle or that was present at any prior point int he battle) or greater objects, reset the battle to the start of a chosen round
*Excommunicatio con Parfait- (Weapon Aspect: The Chromesmith's Warchest, Gun, Sin & Devastation & Hunger & Whimsy, X Gold) +400,000 Ranged Attack, 40,000 SPI, SAN, or RES Damage, 1,000% inflicts Charm, 40% may inflict Dominion, 100% inflicts Smitten: Excommunicated, Wielder may choose to deal no Damage
*Lenny's Shoeshine- (Weapon Aspect: The Chromesmith's Warchest, Gun, Light & Atomic & Destruction & Glory & Commerce, X Gold) +400,000 Ranged Attack, 1 hit against 50,000,000,000, Once per battle across all wielders, to a max of four times per thread across all wielders, when an attack is performed using this weapon, it may lose its text for the remainder of the battle, and wielder may deal 400,000,000 Flat Light & Atomic & Destruction & Glory & Commerce element Damage to a single target that is being targeted by the attack and steal up to (the total Gold value of wielder's equipped items / 25, rounded up) Gold worth of equipped or carried items from the target
*Tropic of Dantallion- (Weapon Aspect: The Chromesmith's Warchest, Gun, Evil & Mystic & Spatial & Astral & Knowledge, X Gold) +400,000 Ranged Attack, 3 hits against 500,000, when wielder makes an attack using this weapon, wielder chooses a Wizard Magic, Necromancy, Dark Magic, Blight Magic, Demon Magic, Astral Magic, Binder Magic, Blood Magic, Contract Magic, Danmaku, Rune Magic, War Magic, Ancient Magic, Catastrophe Magic, or Contingency Magic spell that either wielder has equipped or is carrying or that is in stock in the Shop, At the start of each round, wielder gains an must, if able, perform a 'Cast a Spell' action involving each of those chosen spells sequentially, with spells chosen not being tracked between different battles
*Church of the Thunder- (Weapon Aspect: The Chromesmith's Warchest, Gun, Electrical & Faith & Glory & Sonic & Dopple, X Gold) +400,000 Ranged Attack, 30% inflicts Smitten, 1 hit against 2,000,000, Attacks involving this weapon use wielder's SPI instead of each other stat of wielder's that they would use for all calculations (being able to use it multiple times if it is replacing multiple stats simultaneously), Attacks involving this weapon repeat directly the start of its wielder's first action of each round, provided that no such attack involving it has previously repeated against one of the same targets during the same round
*Bitter Wisdom- (Weapon Aspect: The Chromesmith's Warchest, Gun, Acid & Time & Rot & Madness & Stasis, X Gold) +400,000 Ranged Attack, For each different previous action (judging 'different' by either including a spell or technique not included in a previous action it performed or involving an active ability or enemy ability with a different name than all of its prior actions) that each target performed, wielder chooses a stat, with this item dealing (4,000 x #) Damage, with the # being the number of times that stat was chosen, with different stats being able to be chosen by this weapon's wielder for the same target when it would deal different instances of stat damage
*Grandfather's Dream- (Weapon Aspect: The Chromesmith's Warchest, Gun, Acid & Time & Rot & Madness & Stasis, X Gold) +400,000 Ranged Attack, if this weapon is wielded at the start of battle, wielder and all of wielder's allies obtain, as a non-stacking buff, a non-replenishable pool of 4,000,000 HP that is exhausted prior to other pools of HP, Wielder deals double Damage (to a max of 100,000,000,000 additional Damage) and gains +100,000 uncapped points to all stats if wielder previously possessed at least 5 unique allies during the thread, but they are all either dead due to an opposing source or have been removed from the thread by an opponent
*The Silver Wolf- (Weapon Aspect: The Chromesmith's Warchest, Gun, Glory & Warding & Life & Will, X Gold) +400,000 Ranged Attack, 2 hits against 1, This weapon's attacks gain a cumulative additional hit, to a max of 200 more additional hits, against each target that has been targeted by a prior attack by wielder involving this weapon, additionally gaining +10% To Hit for each such additional hit applied, Wielder may target individuals with attacks involving this weapon who are in other battlespaces if they have previously been targeted with an attack by wielder involving this weapon; individuals targeted in this manner in different battlespaces may target wielder regardless of wielder's battlespace on the round said attack occurs and the round immediately following
*Fortissmo Grandhavoc- (Weapon Aspect: The Chromesmith's Warchest, Gun, Time & Destruction & Sonic & Dopple, X Gold) +400,000 Ranged Attack, 1 hit against 700,000, When wielder kills an entity with an attack involving this weapon, wielder, up to 4 times per round, gains an additional action, creates a new battlespace that lasts until the end of that action that contains a Zone of Time & Destruction that, as a non-stacking effect, doubles the max number of targets of all multi-target attacks, to a max of 20,000,000,000 additional targets, and moves itself and all other entities in its battlespace that are not (entities Level 80 or greater than object) for the duration of that action
*Abomination's Witness- (Weapon Aspect: The Chromesmith's Warchest, Gun, Light & Devastation & Warding & Terror & Time, X Gold) +400,000 Ranged Attack, This weapon unsummons targets below Level 90 that were summoned by sources below Level 85, At the start of each round, wielder deals each entity that was previously dealt Damage by this weapon a quantity of Flat Light & Devastation & Warding & Terror & Time element Damage equal to the Damage previously dealt to it by this weapon that has since been healed or regenerated (to a max of twice the highest amount of such damage dealt to it at any one time), and removes all buffs and positive status effects present on it from sources below Level 90 that were not present on it in at least one stacking at every point in time it was previously dealt Damage by this weapon during the same battle
*Unmoving Cosmos- (Weapon Aspect: The Chromesmith's Warchest, Gun, Ice & Astral & Stasis & Warding & Time, X Gold) +400,000 Ranged Attack, 40% inflicts Petrified, 40% inflicts Petrified: Time Stop, When wielder hits an opponent below Level 89 with an attack involving this weapon, one of that opponents' debuffs that has an effect that triggers on a per-round or per-action basis instead is altered to never trigger
The Grace and the Glory (Level 79, 0 XP, # XP Required, Standard Multiplier x22 (Raised to x4400 to bypass Level 80 cap)) (Owned by Kit)
*White Armageddon's Witness- (Weapon Aspect- The Grace and the Glory, Assault Matrix, Good & Devastation & Glory, X Gold) +700,000 Ranged Attack, +700,000 Magical Attack, +700,000 AGI, +700,000 SPI, +7,000,000 HP as a non-stacking bonus, +7,000,000 MP as a non-stacking bonus, +3 Base AGI, +3 Base SPI, 156% Critical, +156% Critical, 256% To Hit, +156% To Hit, 777% inflicts Awestruck, 60% inflicts Smitten, The greatest of AGI and SPI becomes wielder's Prime Attribute for 'Ranged Attack', 'Snipe', 'Point Blank', and 'Magical Attack' actions, twice the greatest of AGI and SPI becomes wielder's Prime Attribute for 'Ranged Overdrive' and 'Overdrive' actions, wielder's per-item Ranged Attack and Magical Attack bonus caps become based on the greater of wielder's AGI and SPI, Entities damaged by attacks that incorporate one of this item's attack bonuses are afflicted with an instance of Impaired: Blind that cannot be cured by sources below Level 79 without wielder's permission that additionally makes its possessor unable to scan stats or to deal damage to its inflictor or its inflictor's allies
*The Grace and the Glory- (Armor Aspect - The Grace and the Glory, Aura, Good & Light & Air & Glory, X Gold) +700,000 Defense, +700,000 AGI, +700,000 SPI, +7,000,000 HP as a non-stacking bonus, +7,000,000 MP as a non-stacking bonus, +3 Base AGI, +3 Base SPI, 156% Dodge, +156% Dodge, The greatest of AGI, CON, and SPI becomes wielder's HP-determining stat, wielder's per-item Defense bonus caps become based on the greater of wielder's AGI, CON, and SPI, Wielder gains the subtype Holy One and the ability 'Holy One Traits', Wielder is Immune to sources below Level 74, 'Overdrive' actions possess no inherent MP cost for wielder, Wielder may, at the start of each round, choose between Dominion and Smitten, become Immune to the chosen status effect for the round's duration as a buff, and then select any number of opponents, having a 60% chance of inflicting the chosen status effect on each chosen opponent, Wielder may inflict a chosen minor positive status effect on each ally (including wielder) at the start of each round, choosing separately for each ally
*Twelve-Winged Radiance of the Unknowable Empyrean- (Accessory Aspect - The Grace and the Glory, Bioaugmentation, Good & Light & Air & Glory & Illusion & Knowledge, X Gold) +700,000 AGI, +700,000 SPI, +7,000,000 HP as a non-stacking bonus, +7,000,000 MP as a non-stacking bonus, +3 Base AGI, +3 Base SPI, The greatest of AGI and SPI becomes wielder's turn-order-determining stat, Angels, Celestials, and Devas below Level 80 that are not Immune to Dominion have their decisions made by wielder if wielder decides to do so, Wielder may summon up to 2,000 entities from the Enemy List that are below Level 80 that are normally fightable for drops that are Angels, Celestials, or Devas at the start of each round, with a max of 4,000 summoned, Wielder's stats cannot be scanned by effects from sources below Level 80 that do not come from a Tier 3 or greater entity or spell, Wielder may spend an action to enter any battlespace so long as no entity of Level 80 or greater in any battlespace objects, Wielder may choose to count as up to 200,000,000,000 additional entities for row-order purposes, Wielder may choose to count as possessing a Constant Effect named either 'Supermassive' or 'Hypermassive', If wielder dodges all the hits of an attack, wielder may choose, at the end of said attack, to have a 100% chance of inflicting Smitten on the attacker
The Wormstar (Level 79, 0 XP, # XP Required, Standard Multiplier x18 (Raised to x360 to bypass Level 80 cap))
*The Wormstar- (Accessory Aspect: The Wormstar, Crystal, Chaos & Astral, X Gold) +400,000 CON, +400,000 SPI, Wielder's HP and MP Determining stat may become, at the start of a thread, battle, or any round, CON or SPI, Wielder may destroy a Zone, Terrain, or Phantom Terrain created by a source below Level 99 at the start of each round
*The Greater Wormstar, Mighty and Terrible, High Above- (Item Aspect: The Wormstar, Property, Chaos & Astral, X Gold)
*Rain of the Million-and-One-Colored Worms- (Spell Aspect: The Wormstar, Anarchomancer, Chaos & Astral & Color, 4,000,000 MP, X Gold) +400,000 Magical Attack, 500% inflicts Confusion, 200% inflicts Dissolving, 200% inflicts Voidstruck: Astral Echoes, 200% inflicts Antimatter: Returned to Chaos, 200% inflicts Dissolving: Fading Away, 200% inflicts Burning: On Green and Purple Fire, 30% inflicts Insanity, May deal (HP Damage or HP Drain) and/or (MP Damage or MP Drain), 1 hit against 16,000,000,000, Caster may destroy up to 300,000 Zones, Terrains, or Phantom Terrains created by sources below Level 80, and, if caster destroys at least one such Zone, Terrain, or Phantom Terrain created by an opponent, to a max of once per casting, caster obtains a buff that stacks 30 times that makes its possessor solely Chaos & Astral & Color element and that gives its possessor +2% Chaos Resistance, +2% Astral Resistance, +2% Color Resistance, +1% Base Element Resistance, and +20,000 to all stats
*Baleful Nimbus of the Wormstar- (Weapon Aspect: The Wormstar, Force, Chaos & Astral, X Gold) +200,000 Melee Attack, +400,000 Ranged Attack, +400,000 Magical Attack, +400,000 Defense, +400,000 CON, +400,000 SPI, 30% Chaos Resistance, 30% Astral Resistance, 30% Color Resistance, Confusion Immunity, Insanity Immunity, Wielder's actions that possess a Prime Attribute that is a single stat may have that stat become Constitution or Spirit, Whenever wielder is attacked, wielder may inflict Confusion, Hexed Voidstruck: Returned to Chaos, or Burning: On Green and Purple Fire
-Tasks-
If Kit and Vrishni visit 7 vacation destinations together and help solve a minor problem at each one, Kit gets:
Combination Attack: Time-Compressed Vacation Double-Fist Spectacular- (Passive / Technique Ability, Monk) Possessor may use 'Combination Attack: Time-Compressed Vacation Double-Fist Spectacular' in conjunction with a 'Melee Overdrive' action if possessor has a willing unique ally named 'Vrishni Harivamsa, 117th Avatar of the Sublime Indrasena'. Said action becomes a Combo Move that uses an action of its performer and said unique ally, Said action gains the elements Time & Physical, gains +200,000 Melee Attack, reduces the duration of all time-based debuffs on each of its performers by 7 rounds, that gives each of its performers 7 auto-recovery chances against each possessed negative status effect possessed that possesses a per-round-based auto-recovery chance, that incorperates the Melee bonuses of both participants. This ability's possessor counts as possessing an additional Friendship ability as a passive effect, including for prerequisite purposes.
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Black Market Connection Item List
Kit may purchase items in this list as if they were in stock.
Crystal Infinity
Fixation-Salts of Rhevvatch-Lai
Has Unlocked the Warehouse Category "Diamond Sky Butterfly Dreams"
Has Unlocked the Warehouse Category "Doors Known to Be Weird and/or Ominous"
Has Unlocked the Warehouse Category "Shrine of the Deified Leech-Baron"
Has Unlocked the Warehouse Category "Laws of Rage from the Genesis-Terror Vats"
Has Unlocked the Warehouse Category "The Goat-Enhancement Experience"
Has Unlocked the Warehouse Category "Unevictable Minotaur Apartment Daze"
Has Unlocked the Warehouse Category "Granny Marigold's Secret Fae Spices"
Has Unlocked the Warehouse Category "Famous Professors and Lengthy Lectures"
Has Unlocked the Warehouse Category "Bioborg Factory"
Has Unlocked the Warehouse Category "Uncle Lazy's Frequently-Disappointing Delves"
Has Unlocked the Warehouse Category "Triple-Charity Nonunique Box Bombardment"
The Rangers of Light Guild gets:
Ultra-Slick Firepole- (Active Guild Benefit, 30,000,000 Gold) If possessor has this Guild Benefit active, possessor's turn-order-determining stat sum is increased by 30,000 points for turn-order-determining purposes on the first round of the first battle in each thread
Doctor MIRACLES gets:
Re-Fleece Massage Oil: Deepdiamond Musk- (Permanent Consumable, Empowered Item, Earth & Crystal (2), 300,000,000 Gold) Target willing Animal pet acquires the Chimeric Husbandry Enhancement 'Sheerable Deepdiamond Fleece'
Seventh Istoulacchryan Tome- (Permanent Consumable, Empowered Item, Light & Darkness & Physical & Mystic, 1 Charge, 120,000,000 Gold) Target willing Animal or Aerial pet acquires the Chimeric Husbandry Enhancement 'Vestigial Wings Which Scatter Light-Nailing Feathers Everywhere'
Vessel of the Vital Milks (Level 79, 0 XP, # XP Required, Standard Multiplier x16 (Raised to x320 to bypass Level 80 cap))
*Vessel of the Vital Milks- (Permanent Consumable Aspect: Vessel of the Vital Milks, Vessel of Power, Fire & Earth & Water & Light & Darkness, X Gold) Target willing pet acquires one of the Chimeric Husbandry Enhancements 'Lactates the Ruby Vital Milk', 'Lactates the Sapphire Vital Milk', 'Lactates the Emerald Vital Milk', 'Lactates the Pearl Vital Milk', or 'Lactates the Jet Vital Milk'; This item may be used once every month and does not disappear when used.
*Chalice of the Immaculate Herd- (Accessory Aspect: Vessel of the Vital Milks, Container, Glory & Fire & Earth & Water & Light & Darkness, X Gold) Wielder's pets gain +250 to all stats for each Permanent Item Effect ability wielder possesses
Celestine gets:
Gigas-Steroid Hookah for Drug-Using Winners- (Accessory, Gadget, Physical & Time & Technology, 30,000,000 Gold) At the start of each round, for each Drug-granted non-Curse ability wielder possesses, to a max of 100 such abilities, wielder gains +300 STR as a buff that stacks (10 x the number of Drug-granted non-Curse abilities wielder possesses, to a max of 100 such abilities) times
Axe of the Perpetual Gigas- (Weapon, Axe, Physical & Time & Technology, 30,000,000 Gold) +30,000 Melee Attack, Wielder gains +3,000 STR as a buff that stacks 10 times at the start of each round, with wielder being able to choose up to three times per thread to re-acquire all lost instances of this buff before an action
Anathema gets:
Temperamental Photocopier- (Item, Antiquity, Technology, 700 Gold)
Badly-Photocopied Axe- (Weapon, Axe, Technology, 700 Gold) +14 Melee Attack, -14% To Hit, Wielder's attacks cannot gain the element Dopple
Einarr gets:
Weaponizer's Axe- (Weapon, Axe, Dopple, X Gold) Wielder may spend an action to have this weapon's stats retain this line, retain solely the subtype Axe, and optionally solely retain or additionally posses the element Dopple, but otherwise, as a non-stacking buff, obtain the stats of a non-unique weapon equipped by the wielder that could be replicated by the wielder
Archtyrant's Crown- (Permanent Consumable, Minor Artifact, Darkness & Glory & Spatial, 1 Charge, X Gold) User, if a willing PC of Level 60 or greater who is not being controlled by any entity, may choose to permanently retire and become unable to be unretired; if user does so, user's character slot is transformed into an Archtyrant Character Slot
Kazivon gets:
54,310 Salt-Edge Axe- (Weapon, Axe, Physical & Water, 17,500 Gold) +18 Melee Attack, 60% inflicts Pain, 60% inflicts Stat Drain on Undead
54,310 Box of Premium Salt- (Item, Antiquity, Water & Light, 17,500 Gold)
Vrishni gets:
Mechaconverter Axe- (Weapon, Axe, Technology, 30,000,000 Gold) +30,000 Melee Attack, Targets of wielder's 'Melee Attack' and 'Melee Overdrive' actions that are below Level 65 obtain a non-stacking debuff that gives its possessor the additional subtype Robot
Reptile Mechanizer- (Accessory, Gadget, Technology, 30,000,000 Gold) When wielder summons a Reptile, wielder may choose for it to obtain a non-stacking buff that gives it Poison Immunity, Diseased Immunity, Fatigued Immunity and the additional subtype Robot
If Kit and Vrishni visit 7 vacation destinations together and help solve a minor problem at each one, Kit gets:
Combination Attack: Time-Compressed Vacation Double-Fist Spectacular- (Passive / Technique Ability, Monk) Possessor may use 'Combination Attack: Time-Compressed Vacation Double-Fist Spectacular' in conjunction with a 'Melee Overdrive' action if possessor has a willing unique ally named 'Vrishni Harivamsa, 117th Avatar of the Sublime Indrasena'. Said action becomes a Combo Move that uses an action of its performer and said unique ally, Said action gains the elements Time & Physical, gains +200,000 Melee Attack, reduces the duration of all time-based debuffs on each of its performers by 7 rounds, that gives each of its performers 7 auto-recovery chances against each possessed negative status effect possessed that possesses a per-round-based auto-recovery chance, that incorperates the Melee bonuses of both participants. This ability's possessor counts as possessing an additional Friendship ability as a passive effect, including for prerequisite purposes.
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Grey gets:
Apply Curse- (Active Ability, Warlock) Possessor may spend an action to give a copy of any ability from possessor's List of Applicable Curses to any PC target of lower Level, This may affect non-PCs in RP threads
Grey's List of Applicable Curses gains:
Druid Magic Allergy- (Passive Ability, Curse) If possessor is in the same battlespace that an individual casts a Druid Magic spell in, possessor is afflicted with Pain and Pain: Constant Itching, If possessor possesses a Druid Magic buff or debuff, possessor is afflicted with Pain, Pain: Discomfort, Pain: Constant Itching, Stat Drain, Stat Drain: STR Drain, Stat Drain: AGI Drain, Stat Drain: CON Drain, Stat Drain: MIN Drain, and Stat Drain: SPI Drain at the start of each round, Possessor cannot cast Druid Magic spells
Cursebringer Axe- (Weapon, Axe, Darkness, 45,000,000 Gold) +45,000 Melee Attack, +45,000 Magical Attack, 200% inflicts Hexed, 15% inflicts Cursed
Ave gets:
Automated Axe that Chops Off Its Wielder's Limbs and Replaces Them with Switftly-Sewn Landhawk Plushies Made from Reprocessed Internal Organs- (Weapon, Axe, Technology & Agony, 30,000,000 Gold) +30,000 Melee Attack, Inflicts Wounded: Maimed, Wounded: Hobbled, and Impaired: Disarmed on wielder at the start of each round
Hat that Drills Out Its Wearer's Brain and Replaces It With a Picture of a Landhawk- (Accessory, Hat, Technology & Earth & Air, 30,000,000 Gold) +300 Melee Attack, +300 Defense, 300% inflicts Pain and Wounded: Maimed on wearer at the start of each round, 30% inflicts Instant Death on wearer at the start of each round (with this infliction being automatic if wearer is below Level 40 and a Human or Humanoid), This item is Cursed and cannot be unequipped normally
Aesir gets:
Sublime Hymn Axe- (Weapon, Axe, Wood & Light & Sonic, 60,000,000 Gold) +60,000 Melee Attack, +60,000 Magical Attack, Wielder may treat Bardic Music spells as Holy Magic spells and may treat Holy Magic spells as Bardic Music spells
Great Hymntree- (Accessory, Magic Item, Wood & Light & Sonic, 60,000,000 Gold) Wielder's Celestial, Angel, and Deva allies, not including wielder, obtain +6,000 to all stats as a bonus that stacks 10 times
Rukathal gets:
Potaxium Axe- (Weapon, Axe, Wood & Life & Physical, 36,000,000 Gold) +36,000 Melee Attack, +36,000 CON, +360,000 HP as a bonus that stacks 5 times, Wielder obtains a buff that provides +20% Minor Status Effect Resistance and +360,000 HP that stacks 5 times that lasts 5 rounds at the start of each round
Tree that Fires Missile-Bananas- (Accessory, Gadget, Technology & Wood & Fire & Life, 36,000,000 Gold) +36,000 Ranged Attack, Wielder may, at the start of each round, select up to 30 entities in the same battlespace or up to 30 entities below Level 60 that are below wielder's Level that are in the same other battlespace and deal 360,000 Flat Wood & Fire element Damage to those entities, with this Damage counting as coming from a source whose only entity subtype is Plant
Darston gets:
Apply Curse- (Active Ability, Warlock) Possessor may spend an action to give a copy of any ability from possessor's List of Applicable Curses to any PC target of lower Level, This may affect non-PCs in RP threads
Darston's List of Applicable Curses gains:
Curse of Lethal Vehicle Crashes- (Passive Ability, Curse) At the start of each round, if possessor is transformed into a Vehicle or is a passenger in a Vehicle transformation, there is a 99% chance that the transformation is de-transformed, with each individual who was either transformed into that transformation or a passenger in that transformation being dealt 5,000,000 Flat Fire element Damage, having a 100% chance of being afflicted with Burning, and having a 30% chance of being afflicted with Instant Death
Cursebringer Axe- (Weapon, Axe, Darkness, 45,000,000 Gold) +45,000 Melee Attack, +45,000 Magical Attack, 200% inflicts Hexed, 15% inflicts Cursed
Tolva gets:
Law of Rage: ALL FLESH SHALL BOIL IN THE PRESENCE OF VAMPIRES- (World Law, Deathless One) Undead whose name includes 'Vampire' or 'Vampiric' have a 500% chance of inflicting Burning, Wounded: Maimed, and Pain on all non-Undead in the same battlespace at the start of each round, Undead whose name includes 'Vampire' or 'Vampiric' remove all Flesh element buffs and debuffs from all individuals in the same battlespace at the start of each round, Undead whose name includes 'Vampire' or 'Vampiric' gain +100% Critical against Bio-Horrors and automatically hit all elemental weaknesses of Bio-Horrors regardless of the actual elements of their actions or attacks, Undead whose name includes 'Vampire' or 'Vampiric' gain the elements Fury and Life, Undead whose name includes 'Vampire' or 'Vampiric' gain +20,000 to all stats, Instances of the entity 'Vampire' from the Enemy List have their natural stats doubled, are naturally Elite, and gain an additional action assigned in turn order each round, Possessor obtains an uncapped bonus of +5,000 to all stats if possessor has at least 1 Commandment of the Seething Idol active
Law of Rage: THE BUZZING OF FLY DEMONS SHALL MELT THE MINDS OF THE WISE- (World Law, Demonologist) Demons have their Disease infliction chances increased by 200%, Instances of Diseased inflicted by Demons gain the text 'If this status effect's possessor is not a Demon, this status effect reduces its possessor's MIN by 15% of its non-status-effect-counting value), Whenever a Demon acts, it applies a debuff that provides -500 MIN that an individual can acquire a max of 5 instances of in a single round that stacks 200 times to all non-Demons in the same battlespace, The attacks of Demons remove all Knowledge element buffs from their targets, Demons deal double MIN Damage to Mindshadows (as an effect that does not stack with any other MIN-Damage-multiplying World Laws), Instances of the entity 'Fly Demon' from the Enemy List have their natural stats doubled, are naturally Elite, gain the elements Life and Fury, and gain an additional action assigned in turn order each round, Possessor obtains an uncapped bonus of +5,000 to all stats if possessor has at least 1 Commandment of the Seething Idol active
Dulcinea gets:
Robotic Animal Developer- (Passive Ability, Roboticist) Whenever possessor summons an Animal, possessor may summon an instance of that Animal that naturally has 'Robotic ' appended before its name that naturally also possesses the subtype Robot and naturally possesses Immunity to Fatigued, Poison, and Diseased
Niki Bailong gets:
Robotic Animal Developer- (Passive Ability, Roboticist) Whenever possessor summons an Animal, possessor may summon an instance of that Animal that naturally has 'Robotic ' appended before its name that naturally also possesses the subtype Robot and naturally possesses Immunity to Fatigued, Poison, and Diseased
Lili von Mion gets:
Robotic Animal Developer- (Passive Ability, Roboticist) Whenever possessor summons an Animal, possessor may summon an instance of that Animal that naturally has 'Robotic ' appended before its name that naturally also possesses the subtype Robot and naturally possesses Immunity to Fatigued, Poison, and Diseased
Used/Encountered Items
'Kit's Face' Flavor Tea- (Consumable, Drink, Water & Chaos, 1 Charge, 600 Gold) 50% inflicts Stat Boost, 30% inflicts Elevated, 50% inflicts Confusion, 30% inflicts Pain: Nauseous
A Truly Continental Breakfast- (Consumable, Food, Earth, 1 Charge, 250,000,000 Gold) Target entity that is Level 60 or greater deals double Damage (to a max of 500,000,000 additional Damage per round) to targets with the Constant Effect 'Supermassive' or 'Hypermassive'
'Kit's Face' Flavor Pie- (Consumable, Food, Earth & Chaos, 1 Charge, 600 Gold) 50% inflicts Fortified, 30% inflicts Augmented, 50% inflicts Confusion, 30% inflicts Pain: Nauseous
Landhawk Lotion- (Consumable, Medicine, Water & Earth, 1 Charge, 60,000 Gold) Cures Pain: Dry Skin
Deepdiamond Fleece- (Item, Material, Earth & Crystal (2), 30,000,000 Gold)
Light-Nailing Feather- (Item, Material, Light & Darkness & Physical & Mystic, 6,000,000 Gold)
Vital Milk (Emerald)- (Permanent Consumable, Empowered Item, Earth, X Gold) Target willing PC gains the ability ‘Has Partaken of the Emerald Vital Milk'
Vital Milk (Jet)- (Permanent Consumable, Empowered Item, Darkness, X Gold) Target willing PC gains the ability ‘Has Partaken of the Jet Vital Milk'
Vital Milk (Pearl)- (Permanent Consumable, Empowered Item, Light, X Gold) Target willing PC gains the ability ‘Has Partaken of the Pearl Vital Milk'
Vital Milk (Ruby)- (Permanent Consumable, Empowered Item, Fire, X Gold) Target willing PC gains the ability ‘Has Partaken of the Ruby Vital Milk’
Vital Milk (Sapphire)- (Permanent Consumable, Empowered Item, Water, X Gold) Target willing PC gains the ability ‘Has Partaken of the Sapphire Vital Milk'
Vita Ex Nihilo- (Permanent Consumable, Essence Sphere, Universe, 1 Charge, X Gold) User's controlling player gains a character slot, and, while doing so, may use one Exodus of Self item as though it were consuming a Level 60 PC without it actually doing so; said new PC gains copies of up to 120 of this item's user's shop-buyable abilities at the time of creation (provided that it would not be barred from learning such abilities entirely)
New Abilities
Channeling Fundamental Forces- (Passive Ability, Blessing) Possessor gains +1 Base SPI; at the start of each thread, if possessor is not Immune to any elements, possessor may choose to become Immune to any one base element as a non-stacking buff
Has Partaken of the Emerald Vital Milk- (Passive Ability, Permanent Item Effect) +1 Base CON
Has Partaken of the Jet Vital Milk- (Passive Ability, Permanent Item Effect) +1 Base MIN
Has Partaken of the Pearl Vital Milk- (Passive Ability, Permanent Item Effect) +1 Base SPI
Has Partaken of the Ruby Vital Milk- (Passive Ability, Permanent Item Effect) +1 Base STR
Has Partaken of the Sapphire Vital Milk- (Passive Ability, Permanent Item Effect) +1 Base AGI
Combination Attack: Time-Compressed Vacation Double-Fist Spectacular- (Passive / Technique Ability, Monk) Possessor may use 'Combination Attack: Time-Compressed Vacation Double-Fist Spectacular' in conjunction with a 'Melee Overdrive' action if possessor has a willing unique ally named 'Vrishni Harivamsa, 117th Avatar of the Sublime Indrasena'. Said action becomes a Combo Move that uses an action of its performer and said unique ally, Said action gains the elements Time & Physical, gains +200,000 Melee Attack, reduces the duration of all time-based debuffs on each of its performers by 7 rounds, that gives each of its performers 7 auto-recovery chances against each possessed negative status effect possessed that possesses a per-round-based auto-recovery chance, that incorperates the Melee bonuses of both participants. This ability's possessor counts as possessing an additional Friendship ability as a passive effect, including for prerequisite purposes.
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Crystal Infinity Addiction- (Passive Ability, Curse) Each week, possessor must consume 1 Crystal Infinity in the Shop; if possessor does not, possessor's 'Channeling Fundamental Forces' ability is replaced with the ability 'Crystal Infinity Withdrawal'; if possessor does, possessor's 'Crystal Infinity Withdrawal' ability is replaced with the ability 'Channeling Fundamental Forces'; if possessor does not for 42 consecutive weeks, possessor loses the abilities 'Crystal Infinity Addiction', 'Channeling Fundamental Forces', and 'Crystal Infinity Withdrawal'
Crystal Infinity Withdrawal- (Passive Ability, Curse) Possessor's base stats become 1
New Enhancements
Lactates the Emerald Vital Milk- This pet may, up to a max of once per year, produce, via a post in the Shop, 1 'Vital Milk (Emerald)', Chimeric Husbandry
Lactates the Jet Vital Milk- This pet may, up to a max of once per year, produce, via a post in the Shop, 1 'Vital Milk (Jet)', Chimeric Husbandry
Lactates the Pearl Vital Milk- This pet may, up to a max of once per year, produce, via a post in the Shop, 1 'Vital Milk (Pearl)', Chimeric Husbandry
Lactates the Ruby Vital Milk- This pet may, up to a max of once per year, produce, via a post in the Shop, 1 'Vital Milk (Ruby)', Chimeric Husbandry
Lactates the Sapphire Vital Milk- This pet may, up to a max of once per year, produce, via a post in the Shop, 1 'Vital Milk (Sapphire)', Chimeric Husbandry
Sheerable Deepdiamond Fleece- This pet may, up to a max of once per month, produce, via a post in the Shop, 1 'Deepdiamond Fleece', Chimeric Husbandry
Vestigial Wings Which Scatter Light-Nailing Feathers Everywhere- This pet may, up to a max of once per week, produce, via a post in the Shop, 20 'Light-Nailing Feather', Chimeric Husbandry
New Status Effects
Confusion: Chorm (If possessor is afflicted with Confusion or another sub-status effect of confusion and is not Immune to Charm, does not Reflect Charm, and does not Absorb Charm, possessor is controlled by this status effect's inflictor as though possessor were afflicted with Charm)
Impaired: Disarmed (Possessor cannot equip anything in weapon slots.)
Pain: Dry Skin (Reductions to possessor's stats from effects attached to Zones, Terrains, and Phantom Terrains are increased by 25% at the time of their application.)
Dissolving: Fading Away (Possessor takes an amount of Color element damage equal to 5% of possessor's Max HP at the start of every round that cannot be defended against by Defense that is not either coming from Universe-element sources or Defense that is specifically Defense against the element Color)
Dissolving: Rotting Away (Possessor takes an amount of Rot element damage equal to 5% of possessor's Max HP at the start of every round that cannot be defended against by Defense that is not either coming from Universe-element sources, Defense that is specifically against Lower Elements, or Defense that is specifically Defense against the element Rot. Possessor's stats are reduced by 5% of their non-status-effect-counting value as an effect that stacks 5 times across all of the Lower Element Damage Sub-Status Effects)
Drowning: Sludge-Choked (Possessor takes an amount of Sludge element damage equal to 5% of possessor's Max HP at the start of every round that cannot be defended against by Defense that is not either coming from Universe-element sources, Defense that is specifically against Lower Elements, or Defense that is specifically Defense against the element Sludge. Possessor's stats are reduced by 5% of their non-status-effect-counting value as an effect that stacks 5 times across all of the Lower Element Damage Sub-Status Effects)
Entombed: Crystalized (Possessor takes an amount of Crystal (2) element damage equal to 5% of possessor's Max HP at the start of every round that cannot be defended against by Defense that is not either coming from Universe-element sources or Defense that is specifically Defense against the element Crystal (2), There is a 95% chance that that possessor may not act each action unless possessor is Immune to Crystal (2) or is over level 99; effects that would occur before each action still occur, This status effect does not possess the normal chance of wearing off every round as a Moderate Status Effect)
Wounded: Hobbled (Possessor's turn-order-determining stat sum is halved for turn-order-determining purposes. Possessor cannot willingly perform the Switch Rows action and cannot willingly move to other battlespaces.)
Cursed: Stygian Binding (When possessor dies, a replicated instance of possessor is summoned on the side that inflicted this status effect, with a max of one entity per side summonable at a time across all instances of this status effect. While that replicated instance is alive, possessor cannot be resurrected.)
New Character Archetypes
Archtyrant (No information yet)
New Elements
The tiers for these are unknown, presently.
Neon - Class Unknown
Specifics unknown.
Sludge - Class Unknown (Potentially T2)
One of the new Lower Elements either tied to or created by Tsayikk. May involve replicating/spreading itself by converting other things from their own elements to itself. Further specifics presently unknown.
Sin - Class Unknown (Tier Unknown)
One of the new Lower Elements either tied to or created by Tsayikk. May involve anti-deity effects and effects that interfere with Worshipper Benefits.
Note: Other Lower Elements are Blight, Decay, Dust, Flesh, Rot, Rust, and Madness.
People
Professor Generica Littroni (Undefined, Undefined)
Reference Link
A famous professor whose realm of expertise includes literature. Taught the 'Can Recite Works of Literature from Memory' course during a Warehouse thread via the 'Famous Professors And Lengthy Lectures' category.
Professor Herronmouse Boredomfaceford III (Undefined, Undefined)
Reference Link
A famous professor whose realm of expertise includes utterly exhaustive knowledge of the names of plants and fungi. Taught 'The Complete Compiled Names of Plants and Fungi' course during a Warehouse thread via the 'Famous Professors And Lengthy Lectures' category.
Professor Martial Martin (Undefined, Undefined)
Reference Link
A famous professor whose realm of expertise includes setting things on fire by punching them. Taught the 'Burning Hands for Manly Combat' course during a Warehouse thread via the 'Famous Professors And Lengthy Lectures' category.
Notes for Gad
Two of the Weapon Aspects of the Warchest have identical Elements. This is probably not intentional, as all of the other guns are distinct from each other.
*Bitter Wisdom- (Weapon Aspect: The Chromesmith's Warchest, Gun, Acid & Time & Rot & Madness & Stasis, X Gold) +400,000 Ranged Attack, For each different previous action (judging 'different' by either including a spell or technique not included in a previous action it performed or involving an active ability or enemy ability with a different name than all of its prior actions) that each target performed, wielder chooses a stat, with this item dealing (4,000 x #) Damage, with the # being the number of times that stat was chosen, with different stats being able to be chosen by this weapon's wielder for the same target when it would deal different instances of stat damage
*Grandfather's Dream- (Weapon Aspect: The Chromesmith's Warchest, Gun, Acid & Time & Rot & Madness & Stasis, X Gold) +400,000 Ranged Attack, if this weapon is wielded at the start of battle, wielder and all of wielder's allies obtain, as a non-stacking buff, a non-replenishable pool of 4,000,000 HP that is exhausted prior to other pools of HP, Wielder deals double Damage (to a max of 100,000,000,000 additional Damage) and gains +100,000 uncapped points to all stats if wielder previously possessed at least 5 unique allies during the thread, but they are all either dead due to an opposing source or have been removed from the thread by an opponent
*Bitter Wisdom is also likely missing 'to that stat' following 'with this item dealing (4,000 x #) Damage', given the following body of that statblock suggests stat damage is being dealt.
Demon-Annihilating Divine Salt had 'Dust' as its subtype. I've pre-emptively corrected it to 'Powder' here, as there's no 'Dust' Consumable subtype.