Kit Gets Warehouse Tickets

[Lord Gadigan]

Burnt Feet- (Passive Ability, Curse) Each time possessor switches rows or moves to a different battlespace, possessor is afflicted with Pain and suffers an amount of Fire element Damage equal to 1% of possessor's Max HP, with Defense not preventing that Damage unless it is Defense specifically against Flat Damage, Burning, negative status effects, Curses, or the element Fire (with all of those specific sorts of Defenses applying against it even if they otherwise would not).

[Kitsune106d]

10/12

Tightrope above the abyss:
Kit

last time for sure

[Lord Gadigan]

Wretched Castigation of the Scorn Lords- (Passive Ability, Curse) Whenever possessor is afflicted with a minor negative status effect, there is a 75% chance that possessor is automatically afflicted with a random major negative status effect

[Kitsune106d]

11/12
Double box scramble

[Lord Gadigan]

Things that Start with 'J'-

*Judge Step Shoes- (Accessory, Shoes, Law & Order & Energy, 850,000,000 Gold) +850,000 AGI, +850,000 SPI, Once per round, if wearer is in the back row and an entity of equal or lower Level would cancel or counter the action of a different entity that is not wearer, wearer may move to the front row, and, if successful in doing so, prevents said cancellation or countering, Oncer per round, if wearer is in the front row and an entity of equal or lower Level casts a Dance spell, wearer may cancel said casting, inflict Fatigued: Stun, Entombed: Incarcerated, Electrocuted: Brain-Zapped and Overload: Low Energy, Wearer's attacks that are counters deal 5% more Damage (to a max of 85,000,000 additional Damage), Wearer must be Level 60 or greater and must possess the abilities High Judge and Dancer

Electrocuted: Brain-Zapped (Possessor's MIN is reduced by 25% of its non-status-effect-counting value. Possessor has a 15% chance each action of acting as though afflicted with Confusion, with things that would make possessor Immune to Confusion or otherwise alter the functionality of Confusion affecting this part of this status effect, but not, unless they would otherwise do so, affecting the MIN-reduction portion of this status effect.)

Overload: Low Energy (Whenever possessor would regenerate MP, the amount of MP possessor regenerates becomes 1 if it would otherwise be higher. Whenever possessor's MP would be healed by an equal-Level or lower-Level course, the amount of MP possessor would be healed for becomes 1 if it would otherwise be higher.)

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Bucketful O' Rage-

AN ABSOLUTELY SHITTY ITEM THAT YOU REGRET OWNING SO FUCKING MUCH- (Item, Antiquity, Fury, -50,000,000 Gold)

[Kitsune106d]

Kit;

Ticket 12/12
Metatemporal Archaeology

[Lord Gadigan]

Brutality of the Spheres- (Spell, Murder Arts, Physical & Air & Darkness, 2,750,000 MP, 275,000,000 Gold) Caster obtains a non-stacking buff that causes all Orbs in all battlespaces in the same battle to gain the subtype Astral Being, that causes all individuals in all battlespaces to be able to choose to have any attack involving an attack bonus coming from an Orb to count as involving the casting of a Murder Arts spell, and, if said choice is made, to also deal double Damage (to a max of 275,000,000 additional Damage) to (Humans, Celestials, Angels, Illuminated, Primes, Devils, and Demons) that are not (Aisurii, Elementals, or Daemons) as a non-stacking damage multiplier, Caster must be Level 40 or greater and either possess the ability 'Adept Murder Arts Attunement' or possess the ability 'Adept Orb Training'

[Lord Gadigan]

Thread moved for updating.

[Modrageball]

Summary

Kit gets:

Attracts Exploding Insects While Fighting- (Passive Ability, Curse) At the start of each round of battle, each opposing side may choose to summon up to 30 Insects below Level 80 that are of Level equal to or lower than possessor, these summons, at the time of their summoning, acquire a non-stacking buff that causes its possessor, when killed, to deal (its possessor's Level) * 1,000,000 Flat Fire element Damage to up to (it's possessor's Level * 100) opponents, Max 200 summoned

Burnt Feet- (Passive Ability, Curse) Each time possessor switches rows or moves to a different battlespace, possessor is afflicted with Pain and suffers an amount of Fire element Damage equal to 1% of possessor's Max HP, with Defense not preventing that Damage unless it is Defense specifically against Flat Damage, Burning, negative status effects, Curses, or the element Fire (with all of those specific sorts of Defenses applying against it even if they otherwise would not).

Wretched Castigation of the Scorn Lords- (Passive Ability, Curse) Whenever possessor is afflicted with a minor negative status effect, there is a 75% chance that possessor is automatically afflicted with a random major negative status effect


Animals Can Howl to Summon Help from More of their Kind- (World Law, Beastmaster) Animals from the Enemy List that are normally fightable for drops may spend an action called 'Howl' to summon 5 more instances of that entity from the Enemy List, Max 200 summoned per entity on the Enemy List per side of battle

Animals Hunt in Packs- (World Law, Beastmaster) Animals gain +200 to all stats for every ally possessor has that shares that Animal's name or that possesses a Constant Effect named 'Pack Hunter', to a max of 200 such allies, Constant Effect; Animals count as possessing a Constant Effect named 'Pack Hunter'

Professionally-Licensed Jackhammer Guy- (Passive Ability, Architect) Possessor gains +1 Fame, Possessor may count Hammers as Tools if their name includes 'Jack', Possessor may choose to count any Hammer that possessor is wielding, carrying, or attempting to acquire from a Shop as having 'Jack ', 'Jack'O'', or 'Jack's ' preceding its name



*Judge Step Shoes- (Accessory, Shoes, Law & Order & Energy, 850,000,000 Gold) +850,000 AGI, +850,000 SPI, Once per round, if wearer is in the back row and an entity of equal or lower Level would cancel or counter the action of a different entity that is not wearer, wearer may move to the front row, and, if successful in doing so, prevents said cancellation or countering, Oncer per round, if wearer is in the front row and an entity of equal or lower Level casts a Dance spell, wearer may cancel said casting, inflict Fatigued: Stun, Entombed: Incarcerated, Electrocuted: Brain-Zapped and Overload: Low Energy, Wearer's attacks that are counters deal 5% more Damage (to a max of 85,000,000 additional Damage), Wearer must be Level 60 or greater and must possess the abilities High Judge and Dancer

*Prism of the Liberated Sun- (Accessory, Crystal, Light, X Gold) +5 Base SPI, Dominion Immunity, Wielder may treat Solar Being and Radiant as base subtypes and may summon up to 100 Solar Beings or Radiants of equal or lower Level that are normally fightable for drops on the Enemy List at the start of each round, Max 200 summoned


Sphere of Exile- (Weapon, Orb, Light, 300,000,000 Gold) +300,000 Ranged Attack, +300,000 Magical Attack, Wielder's offensive actions that incorporate one of this item's attack bonuses unsummon (Brilliants, Paragons, Spireguides, Asterismics, Illuminated, Mechanichim, Oathbound, Infernals, Thrallspawn, Warshards, Disciples, Innocents, Verdants, Virtues, Wishkin, Edgelanders, Faceless, Fallen, Voidstalkers, Aisurii, Fantasmics, Aetherics, Dauntless, Demented, Quezmellym, Abyssals, Eroded, and Mementos of Ruin) below Level 80, Wielder must be Level 40 or greater


Battlestaff of HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK- (Weapon, Staff, Sonic & Chaos, 3,500,000 Gold) +3,500 Melee Attack, Wielder's 'Magical Attack' actions use wielder's Melee Attack bonus instead of wielder's Magical Attack bonus, Wielder may summon 1 Demented, Vehicle, or (entity whose name includes 'Goose') from the Enemy List that is below Level 20 at the start of each round, announcing the text 'HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK' as wielder does so, Wielder announces the text 'HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK' before and after each of wielder's actions


Gloves with Sandpaper on the Inside- (Accessory, Gloves, Earth & Physical & Darkness, 300 Gold) +1 Defense, Wielder has a 30% chance of being afflicted with Pain at the end of each of wielder's actions


Brutality of the Spheres- (Spell, Murder Arts, Physical & Air & Darkness, 2,750,000 MP, 275,000,000 Gold) Caster obtains a non-stacking buff that causes all Orbs in all battlespaces in the same battle to gain the subtype Astral Being, that causes all individuals in all battlespaces to be able to choose to have any attack involving an attack bonus coming from an Orb to count as involving the casting of a Murder Arts spell, and, if said choice is made, to also deal double Damage (to a max of 275,000,000 additional Damage) to (Humans, Celestials, Angels, Illuminated, Primes, Devils, and Demons) that are not (Aisurii, Elementals, or Daemons) as a non-stacking damage multiplier, Caster must be Level 40 or greater and either possess the ability 'Adept Murder Arts Attunement' or possess the ability 'Adept Orb Training'


Perfect Night's Chaser- (Consumable, Drink, Energy, 1 Charge, 60,000,000 Gold) 30% inflicts Poison: Drunk, Instances of Poison: Drunk affecting target lose their negative effects and gain the text 'Possessor gains +60,000 to all stats and obtains a random minor positive status effect at the start of each round'

Professor Hoppy the God-Taming Drunkard's Eternal Bender- (Consumable, Drink, Earth & Time, 1 Charge, 60,000,000 Gold) Inflicts an instance of Poison: Drunk that has no natural per-round recovery chance and cannot be cured or automatically recovered from by sources below Level 80, Deities, Eidolons, Great Beasts, and Dragons affected by this instance of Poison: Drunk have their actions controlled by the inflictor's side of battle if not greater Level than the inflictor and not Level 85 or greater, User must be Level 40 or greater


AN ABSOLUTELY SHITTY ITEM THAT YOU REGRET OWNING SO FUCKING MUCH- (Item, Antiquity, Fury, -50,000,000 Gold)


Grandshield Emitter- (Permanent Consumable: Modular Upgrade, Technology & Warding, 1 Charge, 30,000,000 Gold) Gives target Heavy Armor, Power Armor, Ward, or Aura the Modular Upgrade Enhancement 'Integrated Grandshield Emitter'

Scanner Lens- (Permanent Consumable: Modular Upgrade, Technology, 1 Charge, 300,000 Gold) Gives target Eyewear the Modular Upgrade Enhancement 'Scanner Lens Slotted'


Has Unlocked the Warehouse Category "Possibly Impossible Trivia"



Other Things

New Status Effects

Electrocuted: Brain-Zapped (Possessor's MIN is reduced by 25% of its non-status-effect-counting value. Possessor has a 15% chance each action of acting as though afflicted with Confusion, with things that would make possessor Immune to Confusion or otherwise alter the functionality of Confusion affecting this part of this status effect, but not, unless they would otherwise do so, affecting the MIN-reduction portion of this status effect.)

Overload: Low Energy (Whenever possessor would regenerate MP, the amount of MP possessor regenerates becomes 1 if it would otherwise be higher. Whenever possessor's MP would be healed by an equal-Level or lower-Level course, the amount of MP possessor would be healed for becomes 1 if it would otherwise be higher.)


New Enhancements

Integrated Grandshield Emitter- +30,000 Defense, Wearer takes 5% less Damage from sources of lower Level, This Modular Upgrade may be moved to another item that it would be eligible to have been attached to by the application methods present on the Permanent Consumable 'Grandshield Emitter' for 2 weeks and 3,000,000 Gold, Modular Upgrade

Scanner Lens Slotted- Wearer may scan a target's stats at the start of each round, This Modular Upgrade may be moved to another item that it would be eligible to have been attached to by the application methods present on the Permanent Consumable 'Scanner Lens' for 1 week and 30,000 Gold, Modular Upgrade

[Aeromage]

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