Realm of Gadigan

Professor Herronmouse Boredomfaceford III is now teaching Kit the course 'The Complete Compiled Names of Plants and Fungi'

After 40 Weeks, Kit gets the ability-

Knows Both the Scientific and Common Names of Over Five Million Plants and Fungi- (Passive Ability, Botanist) +500 MIN, Possessor's Level is counted as being 5 higher for the purpose of stat-scan-attempt success as an effect that does not bypass Level-based Immunities

During this 40-week period, Kit may convert Scholar-specific bonus weeks into Botanist-specific bonus weeks.

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Famous Professors and Lengthy Lectures

testing.

Professor Generica Littroni is now teaching Kit the course 'Can Recite Works of Literature from Memory'

After 20 Weeks, Kit gets the ability-

Can Recite Works of Literature from Memory- (Passive Ability, Scholar) +500 MIN, If possessor unequips a Book or Tome or has a Book or Tome forcibly unequipped, possessor may obtain a non-stacking buff that allows its possessor to count that Book or Tome as still being equipped

During this 20-week period, if Kit learns 3 other Scholar abilities, Kit gains 4 bonus Weeks.

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Famous Professors and Lengthy Lectures

testing.

Professor Martial Martin is is now teaching Kit the course 'Burning Hands for Manly Combat'

After 20 Weeks, Kit gets the ability-

Flaming Punches- (Passive Ability, Blazing Sultan) +5,000 Melee Attack, Possessor's 'Melee Attack', 'Powerful Attack', and 'Melee Overdrive' actions may gain the element Fire, Possessor's 'Melee Attack', 'Powerful Attack', and 'Melee Overdrive' actions may become solely the element Fire if possessor does not have any weapons equipped or solely has Fist Weapons equipped

During this 20-week period, if Kit learns 2 Monk abilities, Kit gains 3 Warrior Bonus Weeks. During this 20-week period, if Kit learns 2 Warrior abilities, Kit gains 3 Monk Bonus Weeks.

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Unvisited futures

Amulet of the Omnipresent Lemon Wedge- (Accessory, Amulet, Acid & Dopple, 100,000,000 Gold) All entities below wielder's Level that are below Level 80 (and, optionally, wielder and any of wielder's allies if willing, regardless of Level) gain the element Acid and have ' with Lemon-Wedge' appended to the end of their names

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Double box scramble

A Horrible/Terrible/No Good/Wonderful (haha)/Very Bad Category-

God-Rotter Sludgecannon- (Weaponx2, Gun, Sludge & Rot & Sin, 355,000,000 Gold) +355,000 Ranged Attack, 300% inflicts Drowning: Sludge-Choked, 300% inflicts Dissolving: Rotting Away, Wielder's 'Ranged Attack' and 'Ranged Overdrive' actions deal 35,500 CON Damage and 35,500 SPI Damage, with these values increased to 70,000 points each against deities, Deities below Level 98 who are dealt Damage by wielder in an attack that involves one of this item's attack bonuses are afflicted with a non-stacking debuff that makes them unable to grant Worshipper Benefits to their Devout Worshipers and makes them unable to cast Divine Magic spells, Wielder must be Level 60 or greater

Drowning: Sludge-Choked (Possessor takes an amount of Sludge element damage equal to 5% of possessor's Max HP at the start of every round that cannot be defended against by Defense that is not either coming from Universe-element sources, Defense that is specifically against Lower Elements, or Defense that is specifically Defense against the element Sludge. Possessor's stats are reduced by 5% of their non-status-effect-counting value as an effect that stacks 5 times across all of the Lower Element Damage Sub-Status Effects)

Dissolving: Rotting Away (Possessor takes an amount of Rot element damage equal to 5% of possessor's Max HP at the start of every round that cannot be defended against by Defense that is not either coming from Universe-element sources, Defense that is specifically against Lower Elements, or Defense that is specifically Defense against the element Rot. Possessor's stats are reduced by 5% of their non-status-effect-counting value as an effect that stacks 5 times across all of the Lower Element Damage Sub-Status Effects)

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Enigmatic Well of Fate-

Animals Serve As Loyal Companions to Their Masters- (Passive Ability, World Law) Animals are never summoned uncontrolled, are Immune to Charm, and, if items, cannot be stolen

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Kit Unlocks -

Triple-Charity Nonunique Box Bombardment

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Triple-Charity Nonunique Box Bombardment

Dulcinea, Lili, and Niki gain-

Wooden Robo-Dragon Parade-

Robotic Animal Developer- (Passive Ability, Roboticist) Whenever possessor summons an Animal, possessor may summon an instance of that Animal that naturally has 'Robotic ' appended before its name that naturally also possesses the subtype Robot and naturally possesses Immunity to Fatigued, Poison, and Diseased

as anote:

kit would teach the professors:

Secret Lecture (and Debate) Technique: Lull them Into Vaguely-Unhappy Boredom with Long, Meandering Anecdotes about Dead Animals, Then Surprise 'Em With Sudden, Loud, Insulting Rappers Accompanied by Posses of Vaping Clowns with Laser Vision- (Technique Ability, Scholar) Possessor may use 'Secret Lecture (and Debate) Technique: Lull them Into Vaguely-Unhappy Boredom with Long, Meandering Anecdotes about Dead Animals, Then Surprise 'Em With Sudden, Loud, Insulting Rappers Accompanied by Posses of Vaping Clowns with Laser Vision' in conjunction with a 'Cast a Spell' action so long as no other Technique is used and possessor has a Book equipped. Said action gains a 100% chance of inflicting Fatigued: Tired and a 50% chance of inflicting Confusion: Depression, and generates a buff on its performer that allows its performer, at the end of the round said buff was acquired, to deal 3,000,000 Flat Sonic & Psychic & Air & Energy & Moon element Damage to all opponents, with this Damage being being multiplied by 10 (to a max of 30,000,000 additional points) against targets that are afflicted with Fatigued: Tired, and to have a 100% chance of infliction Confusion and Confusion: Berserk on all opponents; the acquisition of this buff, if its possessor is engaged in a Hyper Debate, results in the loss of Debate Momentum and attempts to provoke an Attention Lull while conducting a Focused Attack on the Current Point with an amplified Factualness of 3; the expenditure of this buff may, if its possessor is engaged in a Hyper Debate, to, up to once per Topic Field and up to three times per Hyper Debate, gain control of Debate Rhythm, with this effect ignoring Combination Chains, Debate Momentum, Diplomacy Comparisons, and Attention Lulls, but with this effect not overruling Codified Debate Strictures.

when being taught, if allowed!

Kit gets 6 tickets

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Bioborg Factory

Testing.

Kit gets 6 more tickets. Please confirm the Bioborg Factory selection.

Confirmed bioborg factory

Ludicrous Tentacle-Knee- (Accessory, Bioaugmentation, Acid & Earth, 65,000,000 Gold) +65,000 Melee Attack, Wielder's attacks that incorporate one of this item's attack bonuses count as involving X+1 Whips in addition to any other weapons they might involve, Wielder's attacks that incorporate one of this item's attack bonuses gain 'X+1 hits against 1', X begins at 0, Whenever wielder possesses a Biomancy buff and is damaged by an attack, if X is below 0, wielder, to a max of once per round, loses a random Biomancy buff, and X increases by 1, to a maximum of 20, Wielder may treat wielder's attacks as not involving any weapons if they involve at least one Whip, being able to simultaneously benefit from bonuses for attacks that involve no weapons and for attacks that involve Whips (but otherwise having to choose a standard result of said choice)

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testing:
Unevictable Minotaur Apartment Daze

again.

At the start of any battle or quest segment within 2 years of this posting, to a max of 5 times per thread, to a max of once per battle or quest segment, a side of battle opposing Kit, as a non-buff effect obtains 14 non-summon Minotaur from the Enemy List whose naturally additionally possess the stats, Resistances, Immunities, Reflections, Absorptions, Defense, Defense against Stat Damage, HP, MP, Constant Effects, and abilities of both the Ifrit and the Contract Devil from the Enemy List, naturally being the greatest Level of the aforementioned enemy list entities, naturally named 'Hell Bovine' instead of their normal name, at the start of each battle (with each battle's set not proceeding on to future battles) that do not count as present for the purpose of stopping opponent's victory conditions, that, as an unremovable buff from a Level 100 source, cannot be unsummoned, are Immune to Vanished, resurrect at the start of each round, and cannot be prevented from being resurrected

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Relation ship goals

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