Realm of Gadigan

Basket Full of You Ain't Real- (Consumable, Lethal Item, Aether & Psychic & Basic, 5 Charges, 200,000,000 Gold) Unsummons up to 12 targets below Level 99 that are below user's Level, This item also counts as possessing the subtypes Summoning Stone and Powder

50,000,000 Gold

Psychic Element Crystal

Enrica

Lips Adhered to a Jet Plane that Keeps Going the Wrong Way- (Passive Ability, Curse) Possessor's opponents may each choose, at the start of each round, to move possessor to any row in any row-order-formation in any battlespace, with this choice being uninfluenceable by status effects

Edit: This curse goes away if you solve a problem for a tourist trap

Einarr

25 Bonus Weeks

Unlocking the 'Enigmatic Well of Fate' Warehouse Category

An additional Battle Slot, but only for 2 months

Viren!

Sign Proclaiming the End of the Grabbyfest with Sheep Images with Whiskey, Then Monkey Images with Beer, Then Preposterously Baller Images of Preposterously Baller Goblins, Then Drunk Goat Images, The Bullfighting Rat Images with Nose Beer, Then Buff Rat Sexy Bod Mirror Images of Weirdness- (Item, Antiquity, Formus, 300 Gold)

'Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Step-Brother of Unfun, 17 Times Removed'

Enrica

Summary

Doctor MIRACLES

Meditative Assumption of Meditative Assumptions- (Stance Ability, Monk) Possessor may be in 4 additional Stances, provided each additional Stance has a name that includes 'Meditative Assumption'

Form of Meditative Assumption of Form Of- (Stance Ability, Flux Baron) Possessor may be in three additional Stances, provided each has a name that includes 'Form of' or 'Form Of'

Mister Businessman- (Passive Ability, Elemental Researcher) Possessor gains and manifests the element Business, Possessor may, up to once per month, post in the ability shop to gain 20,000,000 Gold, Possessor counts as possessing the awards 'Local Businessman', 'Businessman', 'Businessguy', 'Man of the Business', and 'International Power CEO', as well as counting as additionally possessing the name 'Mister Businessman'

Goats Can Escape- (World Law, Beastmaster) Animals whose name includes 'Goat' may spend an action to exit a thread

Rainbow Horse Teeth- (Accessory, Bioaugmentation, All Base Elements, 333,333,333 Gold) +3,333,333 Melee Attack, +33,333,333 HP as a non-stacking bonus, Wielder's actions gain all base elements plus any non-universe element that any opponent Resists, is Immune to, or Absorbs, Wielder must be Level 40 or greater or in 'Form of Horse' Stance

Or Is It A Tyopwriter?- (Item, Antiquity, Technology & Humor, 5,500,000 Gold)
The Typo Machine- (Item, Antiquity, Technology & Humor, 5,500,000 Gold)
Motivational Sign Reading 'Be More Bullfighting'- (Item, Antiquity, Air & Chaos & Business, 30,000 Gold)


Tolva

Invisible While Asleep- (Passive Ability, Thief) Possessor gains +50% Dodge while afflicted with Fatigued: Asleep

Murderous Somnabulist- (Passive Ability, Slasher) Possessor has a 5% chance of inflicting Instant Death on a random opponent at the start of each round that possessor begins afflicted with Fatigued: Asleep


Caelum

1 Fame

Wrote a Book of Poetry, But You Know, Not Really


Viren

25 Bonus Weeks

Preposterously Baller- (Passive Ability, Dragoon: Athlete) Possessor gains +1 to all base stats and +30 Fame, Any of possessor's opponents, at the start of the first round that said opponent is in the same battlespace as possessor in the thread, may choose to be afflicted with Confusion: Surprised and 5 instances of Stat Drain: MIN Drain to, as a non-stacking debuff that cannot be removed by possessor or by individuals below Level 80, remove the portion of this ability's text that says 'Possessor gains +1 to all base stats and +30 Fame, '

Has Unlocked the Warehouse Category "Enigmatic Well of Fate"



Enrica

50,000,000 Gold

Meditative Assumption of this Disorienting Song I am Listening To with Sand In Its Title- (Stance Ability, Musician) +30% Dodge, +30% to possessor's Confusion infliction chances, +30% to the MP Cost of all Bardic Music spells carried by, equipped by, or cast by possessor

Snoozy Massusse- (Passive Ability, Monk) If possessor performs an action whose name includes 'Massage', possessor may choose for it to have a 200% chance of inflicting Fatigued: Asleep

Can Pick Her Nose with a Vuvuzela- (Passive Ability, Thief) Possessor, if wielding an Instrument whose name includes 'Vuvuzela', is cured of Diseased and all its sub-status effects at the start of each round

Is the Fainting One- (Passive Ability, Warlord) If possessor would be afflicted with Confusion: Surprised, possessor may choose to be afflicted with Fatigued: Asleep instead

Suspiciously Dynamic Family Tree- (Passive Ability, Enigma Man) Possessor may, at the start of each round, choose to designate each ally as a 'Father', 'Mother', 'Aunt', 'Uncle', 'Cousin', 'Son', 'Daughter', 'Child', 'Parent', 'Sister', or 'Brother', with 'Grand-' as an optional prefix, any number of instances of 'Great ' up to possessor's Fame appended as prefixes, with 'Step-' as an optional prefix and ', <Any number up to possessor's Fame> Times Removed' as an optional suffix, with these designations being non-stacking buffs that last until the end of the round

Meditative Assumption of Samurai Detective from the Investigation of Meditative Assumptions and Forms of Forms of Meditative Assumptions- (Stance Ability, Elemental Researcher) Possessor's PC Type becomes Samurai Detective, All abilities whose name includes 'Meditative Assumption' become Stances for all individuals in possessor's battlespace, Possessor gains +2 Fame and +3 Obscurity


Photo of WHOAH!- (Weapon, Lethal Item, Sonic & Physical, 60,000,000 Gold) +60,000 Melee Attack, 'Ranged Attack' actions made in battlespaces containing wielder use 'Melee Attack' instead of 'Ranged Attack' for all purposes, with this not affecting other actions that use 'Ranged Attack', 200% inflicts Confusion: Surprise

Bodacious Lips- (Accessory, Bioagumentation, Fire & Electrical, 300,000 Gold) Wielder's Charm infliction chances are increased by 30% as a non-stacking bonus
Three Thousand Upsetting Tongues- (Accessory, Bioaugmentation, Air & Fury & Sonic & Candy, 30,000,000 Gold) +30,000 Melee Attack, Wielder's 'Melee Attack' actions cannot have their damage be penalized by the text of wielder's non-Curse abilities, 300% inflicts Confusion: Enraged

Somnambulist's Cabinet- (Accessory, Decor: Furniture, Air & Psychic & Darkness, 8,000,000 Gold) +8,000 Defense, Possessor's Defense is doubled, to a max of 800,000 additional points, if possessor is afflicted with Fatigued: Asleep, possessor counts as being 20 Levels greater for purposes of having possessor's stats scanned if possessor is afflicted with Fatigued: Asleep as an effect that is not capable of bypassing 'Immune to Below Level X' effects

Basket Full of You Ain't Real- (Consumable, Lethal Item, Aether & Psychic & Basic, 5 Charges, 200,000,000 Gold) Unsummons up to 12 targets below Level 99 that are below user's Level, This item also counts as possessing the subtypes Summoning Stone and Powder

Sign Proclaiming the End of the Grabbyfest with Sheep Images with Whiskey, Then Monkey Images with Beer, Then Preposterously Baller Images of Preposterously Baller Goblins, Then Drunk Goat Images, The Bullfighting Rat Images with Nose Beer, Then Buff Rat Sexy Bod Mirror Images of Weirdness- (Item, Antiquity, Formus, 300 Gold)

Psychic Crystal- (Item, Material, Psychic, 20,000 Gold)


Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Step-Brother of Unfun, 17 Times Removed



Dulcinea

5 Fame

COMMANDMENT: THOU SHALT BE DRUNK OR A RABBIT AT ALL TIMES
Keep it and you get: +50% Dodge while in quests

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Be Frothy- (Weapon, Force: Essence Reconfiguration, Water & Acid & Flux, 60,000,000 Gold) +60,000 Melee Attack, +60,000 Defense, +60,000 CON, 100% inflicts Poison and/or Dissolving, 80% Dodge

Buster McCool's Kickin' Kicks- (Weapon, Fist Weapon: Battleboot, Physical & Ice, 70,000,000 Gold) +70,000 Melee Attack, +(Possessor's Fame / 4, rounded down, to a max of 200)% Uncapped Critical Chance, Possessor is afflicted with Frozen at the start of every action if possessor does not possess the greatest Fame of anyone in possessor's battlespace, Possessor cannot act if possessor does not possess the greatest Fame out of any one in possessor's battlespace

Dragon Lacquer- (Accessory, Magic Item, Magic & Color, 30,000,000 Gold) At the end of each round, wielder may give one of wielder's pet or summoned Dragons that is Wood element a non-stacking buff that gives its possessor any combination of elements that wielder has class-name tier or greater tier in

Somnambulist's Cabinet- (Accessory, Decor: Furniture, Air & Psychic & Darkness, 8,000,000 Gold) +8,000 Defense, Possessor's Defense is doubled, to a max of 800,000 additional points, if possessor is afflicted with Fatigued: Asleep, possessor counts as being 20 Levels greater for purposes of having possessor's stats scanned if possessor is afflicted with Fatigued: Asleep as an effect that is not capable of bypassing 'Immune to Below Level X' effects

Photograph of Colonel William Jonas and Catherine- (Item, Antiquity, Psychic & Air, 70,000 Gold)

30,000 Nosebeer, the Traditional Ratador Drink: Patented by Noleco, Your Beverage Solutions Provider- (Consumable, Drink, Darkness & Earth, 1 Charge, 30,000 Gold) 100% inflicts Confusion: Drunk, +3% Dodge as a buff that stacks 20 times, Target's name counts as including 'Rat' and 'Bull' as a non-stacking buff

Basket Full of Happy Harpies- (Consumable, Summoning Stone, Air, Unlimited Charges, 300,000,000 Gold) User summons up to 200 lower-Level entities from the Enemy List that are normally able to be fought for drops on the Enemy List whose name contains 'Harpy', with these summons naturally gaining the Constant Effect 'So Incredibly Happy- Possessor is Immune to Minor Negative Status effects, Constant Effect'


Has Unlocked the Fight Type: Alcoholic Match


That Which Lurks

Knows the Opponent's Mother's Zip Code- (Passive Ability, Mentalist) Possessor's Confusion: Fear: Disconcerted infliction chances are increased by 30% against Humans

'Boris the Zombie Smasher': The Complete Series- (Weaponx2, Book: Storybook, Technology & Physical & Darkness & Fire, 3,000,000 Gold) +3,000 Melee Attack, Possessor's infliction chances of Fatigued: Stun and Charm are increased by 30% against Undead as non-stacking effect, with this increase increasing to a still-non-stacking 60% with respect to Undead whose name includes 'Zombie'

'Mr. Sandman: Hand Me a Sand: Do Not Attempt to Beer Ear Lady Goat Hand': The Book by Cael, But From an Alternate Timeline- (Weapon, Book: Poetry, Darkness & Tacky & Moon & Evil, 60,000,000 Gold) Wielder's Magical Attack bonus is set to 60,000,000, 200% inflicts Fatigued: Asleep, Each individual in battle has a 15% chance of being afflicted with Instant Death: Doom at the start of each round

Beer Ear Lady Hand- (Accessory, Bioaugmentation, Water & Darkness & Terror, 30,000,000 Gold) Wielder has a 50% chance of being afflicted with Poison: Drunk, Fatigued: Is Tired of Being the Goat, and Insanity at the start of each round
Montey Lungs- (Accessory, Bioaugmentation, Acid & Water, 300,000 Gold) Wielder is Immune to Drowning from Darkspawn sources

Photo of a Goat Named Pecan Who Survived an Eldritch Abomination Attack- (Item, Antiquity, Earth & Air, 700 Gold)

Record Store Full of Pecans- (Item, Property, Earth & Air & Technology, 3,200,000 Gold)
Record Store Full of Records- (Item, Property, Sonic & Air & Technology, 6,700,000 Gold)


Anaximander

Got Bit By the Boomwoofer- (Passive Ability, Curse) Possessor takes 425% additional Sonic element Damage when it isn't Healing, with the extra Damage being unable to become Healing for possessor
Solve this Curse by solving a mystery case file involving music and bands.

List of Films that are Also Guns- (Weapon, Book: Paper, Technology & Knowledge, 65,000,000 Gold) +65,000 Ranged Attack, Wielder counts as additionally wielding a Gun that provides a Ranged Attack bonus whenever wielder chooses to, Wielder, if wielder uses a consumable whose name or subtype includes 'Film Reel' or 'Video Cassette' or 'Video Tape' or 'Movie Disc', gains a buff that stacks 12 times that lasts until the end of the round that provides +1 Gun weapon counting as being wielded, +65,000 Ranged Attack, and +100% inflicts Confusion: Surprise, Wielder must be Level 30 or greater or have 14 or greater Base MIN

Holmes Teeth- (Weapon, Fist Weapon: Fang, Psychic, 7,000,000 Gold) +7,000 Melee Attack, Wielder scans the stats of anyone wielder deals Damage to

Calendar of Photos of Groups of Samurai Detectives Investigating Why It Isn't the Year of the Rabbit- (Item, Antiquity, Time & Fortune & Mystery, 77,778 Gold)



Catrice

Alcohol Eyes- (Accessory, Bioaugmentation, Water & Psychic, 3,000,000 Gold) Whenever wielder scans a target's stats, that target is afflicted with Poison: Drunk, Wielder is afflicted with Poison: Drunk at the start of any round in which wielder hasn't scanned every opponent present's stats


Kit

Untouchably Wise Whiskers- (Accessory, Bioaugmentation, Knowledge & Nobility, 70,000,0000 Gold) +70,000 MIN, +700,000 MP, Wielder's chances of inflicting Charm: Impressed are increased by 200%

Untouchably Wise Whiskey- (Consumable, Drink, Knowledge & Nobility, 2 Charges, 70,000,0000 Gold) +70,000 MIN, +700,000 MP, Wielder's chances of inflicting Charm: Impressed are increased by 200%, Stacks 2 times



Nole

1 Fame

Rabbit-Shaped Partisan- (Weapon, Polearm: (Most Appropriate Subtype), Physical & Fortune, 77,777,777 Gold) +77,777 Melee Attack, Wielder's actions whose name includes 'Attack' may gain the element Fortune, and, if wielder does so, provide wielder with an non-stacking buff that provides wielder with +77% Dodge until the end of the round with the bonus conditionally being applied if wielder is in 'Form of Rabbit' Stance

Photo of Over There- (Item, Antiquity, Spatial & Flux, 30,000 Gold)

Flux Flax- (Item, Material, Flux, 30,000 Gold)

Owns a Beer Company that He Has Nothing to Do With, Apparently


Crazy Roy

Plum Convincing When Imitating a Dog- (Passive Ability, Spy) Possessor, if in 'Form of Dog' Stance, loses possessor's name and has it replaced with 'Dog' and may choose to provide the scan results of an Enemy of Level 20 or lower whose name contains 'Dog' when scanned by an individual with lower MIN who is below Level 60


Einarr

Lips Adhered to a Jet Plane that Keeps Going the Wrong Way- (Passive Ability, Curse) Possessor's opponents may each choose, at the start of each round, to move possessor to any row in any row-order-formation in any battlespace, with this choice being uninfluenceable by status effects
This curse goes away if you solve a problem for a tourist trap


Orkanith

Meditative Assumption of Gettin' Slapped in the Face- (Stance Ability, Commoner) Possessor, at the start of each round, is cured of Fatigued: Asleep, and, regardless of whether that did anything, is dealt 15,000 Flat Physical element Damage

Unlickable Medallion- (Item, Antiquity, Glory & Phantom, 3,000,000 Gold)

Group of Samurai Inspecting Why Page 4 Feels So Long- (Item, Material, Psychic & Mystery, 70,000,000 Gold)


Xecrenal

'The Lickability of Mankind': A Textbook- (Weapon, Book: Textbook, Knowledge & Beast, 3,000,000 Gold) +3,000 Melee Attack, Wielder may deal no Damage, deal Healing, or deal HP Damage to Humans



New Things To Review

New Elements

Humor- Class Unknown (Suggestion: Clown Prince of Comedy) Reference Link
Tier Unknown.
Present effects unknown. Presumably involves funny business.


New Subtypes

Book: Poetry- Class Unknown (Suggestion: Poet) Reference Link


New Status Effects

Fatigued: Is Tired of Being the Goat- (Effect unknown) Reference Link


New Fight Type

Alcoholic Match:

It's like a PVP Arena Match, but for 12 rounds, with round numbers not being changeable by anyone or resettable, at the end of each round, each individual's total Poison: Drunk affliction chance from the source of each Poison: Drunk instance that is currently affecting it, with automatic 'Inflicts Poison: Drunk' instances only counting as 100%, is tallied, then summed up for each side of battle, and the grand total at the end of 12 rounds of battle that is highest is the winning side's total, with other methods of winning battles not applying, even if added on top of this


Changes

Gave Dulcinea the award 'Has Unlocked the Fight Type: Alcoholic Match' to keep track of who it is that's unlocked it (currently just her).

Quickfire Wording Fix Chat wrote:[19:52]Caelzeph: Up for a short quickfire wording-fix review, so I don't clutter up the roundup threads with Grabbyfest stuff? (There's four items, it's all to do with subtypes)
[19:52]Gadigan: Mmmmmaybe
[19:52]Gadigan: Let's try
[19:53]Caelzeph: Rabbit-Shaped Partisan- (Weapon, Polearm: (Most Appropriate Subtype), Physical & Fortune, 77,777,777 Gold) +77,777 Melee Attack, Wielder's actions whose name includes 'Attack' may gain the element Fortune, and, if wielder does so, provide wielder with an non-stacking buff that provides wielder with +77% Dodge until the end of the round with the bonus conditionally being applied if wielder is in 'Form of Rabbit' Stance

Polearm: Spear
[19:53]Gadigan: Yes, please
[19:53]Caelzeph: Somnambulist's Cabinet- (Accessory, Furniture: Bed, Air & Psychic & Darkness, 8,000,000 Gold) +8,000 Defense, Possessor's Defense is doubled, to a max of 800,000 additional points, if possessor is afflicted with Fatigued: Asleep, possessor counts as being 20 Levels greater for purposes of having possessor's stats scanned if possessor is afflicted with Fatigued: Asleep as an effect that is not capable of bypassing 'Immune to Below Level X' effects

The Builder's table has an instance of a Decor: Furniture subtype. Changed this item's subtype to Decor: Furniture for now and added to the 'pending categories' list in the subtype thread.
[19:53]Gadigan: 1 sec
[19:54]Gadigan: Decor: Bed, please
[19:54]Gadigan: Decor - Interior Designer
T1 Base Accessory
Items that have effect when in Zones/Terrain you set up, Items with effect for allies, Items that manipulate Battlespace properties, Modifying dungeons by auto-decorating them as you pass

Bed - Slumbering One
T1 Nonbase Accessory Derivative of Decor

Botanical
T1 Nonbase Accessory Derivative of Decor
Plant synergy, Regeneration, Applying positive status effects on a regular basis, Summoning Plants, Terrain and Zone manipulation, Perfume synergy

Chair - Loungelord
T1 Nonbase Accessory Derivative of Decor

Fountain -
T1 Nonbase Accessory Derivative of Decor
AOE Damage, AOE positive effects, Allowing allies to take actions to recover or get short-duration buffs

Furniture -
T1 Nonbase Accessory Derivative of Decor
Enchancing Rest/Meditate, Enhancing non-offensive actions, Improving team performance by out-valuing opponents' Decor/gear-in-general
[19:54]Gadigan: There's a partially-done set of accessory decor stuff
[19:55]Gadigan: Still need to do a lot of work on it
[19:55]Caelzeph: Right, I'll flip it back, but won't add those in until you're finished with them.
[19:55]Gadigan: Thank you
[19:55]Caelzeph: 'The Lickability of Mankind': A Textbook- (Weapon, Book: Textbook, Knowledge & Beast, 3,000,000 Gold) +3,000 Melee Attack, Wielder may deal no Damage, deal Healing, or deal HP Damage to Humans

Textbook -> Treatise
[19:55]Gadigan: Yes, please
[19:55]Caelzeph: 'Mr. Sandman: Hand Me a Sand: Do Not Attempt to Beer Ear Lady Goat Hand': The Book by Cael, But From an Alternate Timeline- (Weapon, Book: Poetry, Darkness & Tacky & Moon & Evil, 60,000,000 Gold) Wielder's Magical Attack bonus is set to 60,000,000, 200% inflicts Fatigued: Asleep, Each individual in battle has a 15% chance of being afflicted with Instant Death: Doom at the start of each round

Poetry -> Poem
[19:55]Gadigan: Yes, please
[19:56]Caelzeph: And that's it! Thanks, Gad.
[19:56]Gadigan: You're welcome. Thank you for the work you put into this!
[19:56]Gadigan: You can post this chat segment to confirm the changes
[19:56]Caelzeph: Righto

Preposterously Baller- (Passive Ability, Athlete)

changed to

Preposterously Baller- (Passive Ability, Dragoon: Athlete)