Realm of Gadigan

Orky was gifted tickets!!

Per the deal 1/2 Of the Tales

Orkanith
Argantannion wrote:
♢I Am The Only Justice- (Passive Ability, Lawbringer) Possessor gains (Possessor's Level * 2)% inflicts Entombed: Incarcerated, Possessor may choose to prevent lower Level entities from inflicting Entombed: Incarcerated


♢I Am The Last Defense Against the Darkness- (Passive Ability, Guardian) If possessor is wearing a Heavy Armor, possessor may, at the start of each round, choose to remove all Resistances from all allies until the round's end as a non-stacking debuff, gain (Possessor's Level)% Darkness Resistance, and apply possessor's Resistances to all of possessor's allies until the end of the round


♢I Am The Just Blade- (Passive Ability, Paladin) Possessor may, with regards to the elements of opponents' actions targeting possessor and Damage being dealt to possessor, treat the element Law as the element Chaos or Darkness, treat the element Good as the element Evil or Darkness, and treat the element Light as the element Darkness

♢I Am The Righteous Force- (Passive Ability, Paladin) Possessor may treat opposing individuals whose subtype is Celestial, Angel, or Aisurii as though their subtype were Demon for purposes of Paladin abilities and equipped items that require abilities from the Paladin tree to be equipped

♢Blade of the Radiance- (Passive Ability, Swordsman) Sword Weapons equipped by possessor gain +(100 * Possessor Level) additional Melee Attack, Possessor may choose to add Light to the elements of any Damage possessor deals while wielding a Sword and may choose for any Sword weapons that possessor is wielding to count as possessing the element Light


♢I Am The Pure Storm- (Passive Ability, Other: Radiant Templar) Possessor may equip and cast Holy Magic spells as though they were Radiant Magic spells in addition to or instead of their normal subtype, Possessor may equip and cast Divine Magic spells as though they were Radiant Magic spells in addition to or instead of their normal subtype, Possessor may equip and cast Radiant Magic spells as though they were Holy Magic spells in addition to or instead of their normal subtype, Possessor may equip and cast Radiant Magic spells as though they were Divine Magic spells in addition to or instead of their normal subtype, Possessor may cast Divine Magic spells that require a Patron Deity without a Patron Deity if possessor has at least 5 Radiant Magic spells equipped (but not Divine Magic spells that require a specific Patron Deity), Possessor's attacks that involve the casting of a Radiant Magic spell may gain 1 additional hit against each target
The Governor wrote:
♢Chiefest Amongst Objects- (Passive Ability, Evermason) Possessor gains (Possessor's Level/2, rounded up)% Golem Resistance, Possessor is Immune to unequipped items that are not carried by anyone


♢Miraculously Portable- (Stance Ability, Wanderer) Possessor gains the subtype Magic Item. Possessor gains a Gold value of X. Possessor is considered to be both an item and a PC and may be targeted as either or both. If possessor would be stolen, possessor is instead unequipped and forced out of this stance. If possessor would be broken, possessor is instead unequipped, forced out of this stance, and killed. If possessor is in this stance, possessor's allies may spend an action to equip possessor to an open Accessory slot. While possessor is equipped in this manner, possessor is considered to be Semipresent, but is still assigned actions in turn order and may act as though not Semipresent. While possessor is Semipresent in this manner, possessor counts as defeated for purposes of victory conditions.


♢Absolute Recorder of Time- (Passive Ability, Other: Temporal Primarch) Individual's below possessor's Level may not change the round's number without possessor's permission, may not count the round's number as a different round's number without possessor's permission, may not reset battle without possessor's permission, and may not create or modify Chronogeomantic Zones without possessor's permission

♢Perfected Exquisite Timepiece- (Passive Ability, Other: Temporal Primarch) If possessor is an item, the turn-order-determining stat sums of possessor's opponents do not include bonuses from non-unique items; if possessor is an item and none of possessor's opponents have any items equipped, possessor's allies turn-order-determining stat sums are multiplied by 1.1 for turn-order-determining purposes

Was your most recent pull Argantannion or The Governor?

I honestly don’t remember

Last I found was

of the Orders, Jonathan Durandal, Niki Bailong
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Lord Gadigan
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Re: Rukathal Obtains Tickets
Post Sat Apr 24, 2021 11:45 pm

♢Perfected Exquisite Timepiece- (Passive Ability, Other: Temporal Primarch) If possessor is an item, the turn-order-determining stat sums of possessor's opponents do not include bonuses from non-unique items; if possessor is an item and none of possessor's opponents have any items equipped, possessor's allies turn-order-determining stat sums are multiplied by 1.1 for turn-order-determining purposes

Thank you both.

♢Flawless Chronometry- (Passive Ability, Other: Temporal Primarch) Individual's equal to or below possessor's Level (including debuffs with them as sources) may not force possessor to treat the current round's number as a number other than its actual number, Possessor's own equipment, abilities, and buffs may not force possessor to treat the current round's number as a number other than its actual number unless possessor desires to do so

2/2

Of the Tales Orky

Trying to post this a second time:

♢Governing Directive- (Passive Ability, Commander) If possessor is equipped as an item, the individual equipping possessor obtains an additional action each round, assigned normally in turn-order

So Orky was gifted 5 additional tickets for the Pity Man.

1/5 Pity Man!

Summary

Orkanith gets:

Arms Mailed to an Unclear Foreign Country- (Passive Ability, Curse) Possessor loses 2 weapon slots, with effects that can cure Vanished fixing this for 1-4 rounds (determined randomly)
It can be fixed if you find your arms instead of a unique treasure in a country you have never been to before

Banned from Bascaradine- (Passive Ability, Curse) Possessor cannot equip or benefit from items with 'Bascaradine' in the name, Possessor cannot acquire buffs, healing, or positive status effects from entities with 'Bascaradine' in the name or who are devout worshipers of the Bascaradine Corporation, Possessor cannot purchase items from any Shop whose name includes 'Bascaradine', Possessor cannot summon entities or replicate entities whose name includes 'Bascaradine'
Can be removed by winning a major quest that Bascaradine would like to win for a non-Bascaradine group and then transferring the victory to Bascaradine.

Clones Curses Onto Allies- (Passive Ability, Curse) At the start of each round, possessor has a 25% chance of copying each Curse possessor possesses onto each ally possessor possesses, with this being a copying of the ability rather than a debuff, but with the Curses being Temporary; the Curses are occasionally not Temporary if copied in RP Threads
Can be removed by completing three quests to remove notable curses from other people or places successfully.

Collectively Offended the Special Fights Monsters- (Passive Ability, Curse) At the start of each round, each side of battle opposing possessor that contains no PCs and that does not consist solely of uncontrolled summons has a 25% chance of being able to summon an entity from the Enemy List that is marked with a ! of the side's choice, regardless of the marked entity's Level
This one is cured if you are on a team that defeats at least 5 previously-undefeated opponents marked with !'s on the Enemy List and defeat at least one such entity (separate from the above five) without PC allies

Got Dunked by the Weasel- (Passive Ability, Curse) -50 Fame
Removable if you dunk a unique weasel, but they get ambiguous benefits against you, so it's a tricksy process at best

Habitually a Loser- (Passive Ability, Curse) Possessor's side of battle has a 5% chance of losing at the start of each round; possessor's allies who are higher Level who are Level 80 or greater may choose to prevent this by removing possessor from the thread
Removable by winning three quests with the handicap in place.

Has an Active Diamond Mine that is Owned by One's Enemies in the Forehead- (Passive Ability, Curse) Possessor's opponents may spend an action to inflict Pain, Mindblasted, Stat Drain: MIN Drain (five times), Wounded, Wounded: Bleeding, and Wounded: Broke on possessor, steal all of possessor's Gold, and gain an additional 15,000,000 Temporary Gold on top of that
Can be fixed by giving an opponent of yours a unique treasure that is of traditional types of wealth (like a jewel) that is powerful for its level and then leaving without killing the opponent - only works if the opponent is not massively below your Level

Has an Entire Moon Lodged in the Throat- (Passive Ability, Curse) Possessor cannot deal Drain, Possessor has a 100% chance of being afflicted with Suffocation and Moonstruck at the start of each round, Possessor's opponents may, if all opposing sides agree, choose for possessor to count as up to 200,000,000 additional entities for row-order purposes, Possessor counts as possessing Constant Effects named 'Supermassive' and 'Hypermassive' when it does not benefit possessor, Possessor counts as possessing a Constant Effect called 'Looks Like a Really Stupid Bullfrog' that provides -1 Fame
It goes away if possessor saves a noteworthy, non-self unique life in a quest by performing a medical procedure to solve an outer-space-object-related problem or if possessor defeats a unique opponent in a quest who swallowed or otherwise consumed a unique landmark or world, freeing the consumed thing in a mostly-intact state in the process.

Hated by the Moon Police- (Passive Ability, Curse) If possessor is in a battlespace where a Moon element action occurs, possessor's next turn is skipped and possessor is afflicted with Entombed: Incarcerated
It is fixed by completing a quest for a moon-aligned group.

Hounded by Crazy Telemarketers- (Passive Ability, Curse) Each time possessor would obtain a buff from a non-self source that is not one of its own direct summons, the buff has a 50% chance of being replaced by Confusion: Annoyed
Fix it by going and destroying a unique or notably-quest-relevant telemarketing center somewhere.

Just Kind of Sucks at Everything- (Passive Ability, Curse) Possessor obtains -3 to all base stats, Possessor's actions have a 5% chance of failing, Possessor counts as having 25 fewer abilities in each class for prerequisite purposes
This one goes away if you defeat an equal-or-higher Level opponent in a high-stakes quest who has more Fame than you.

Keeps Encountering Fighting Things That Spontaneously Develop Overcrashes- (Passive Ability, Curse) Possessor's opponents may choose, at the start of any of their turns, to obtain, as a buff that does not stack and lasts until the end of battle, a copy of an Overcrash that is for sale in the Shop, on an in-stock entity on the Enemy List, or on an in-stock pet or summon in the Shop; in RP threads, this results opponents, particularly unique ones, developing new Overcrashes (sometimes multiple if confronted multiple times) on the fly, maintaining possession of them after the encounter with possessor
This goes away if you beat three quest-relevant opponents who natively have Overcrashes or a single such opponent who is higher-Level.

Keeps Having Possessions Stolen By Impertinent Gibbons- (Passive Ability, Curse) At the start of each round, possessor has a 1% chance that each of possessor's carried or equipped items is stolen and vanishes; this chance increases to 5% if any opponent has 'Monkey' or 'Ape' in its name, and it increases to 25% if any opponent has 'Gibbon' in the name; unique items lost in this manner are returned at the end of the thread in non-RP threads, items can sometimes be recovered in RP threads
This leaves when possessor has both completed a quest to find and return a lost object and has completed a quest that notably involves monkeys or apes

Keeps Turning Into a Panini at Inconvenient Times- (Passive Ability, Curse) Possessor has a 5% chance per round at the start of the round if in battle with at least one opponent who is not 5 or more Levels below possessor or if in the same battlespace with an individual who possessor has been afflicted with Charm: Lovestruck by to become a random in-stock item from the Shop whose name includes 'Panini' and entering the possession of a random other individual in the same battlespace with any opponent who is 5 or more Levels greater than all of its opponents being able to choose to be the one to obtain possessor, with ties being determined randomly
You can get rid of that by completing a quest while being watched by someone who admires you while showing up a professional chef.

Menaced by Mislabeled Medicines- (Passive Ability, Curse) Whenever possessor uses a Medicine or Potion Consumable, it has a 50% chance of having its effect replaced with '100% inflicts Poison' and a 25% chance (on the same roll) of having its effect replaced with the effect of an in-stock Medicine or Potion Consumable of equal or lower value chosen by consensus of opposing sides of battle (determining randomly between options presented if no such consensus is reached)
It is cured if you both (complete a quest involving solving a notable medical problem or complete a quest involving assisting an alchemist) and (complete a quest involving organizing or finding something in a massive vault or collection or complete a quest involving defeating a unique individual whose primary powers revolve around poison or confusion)

Obsessed with Watching Bees- (Passive Ability, Curse) If possessor is in a battlespace and at least one entity that is not possessor in the same battlespace has 'Bee' or 'Wasp' in its name, possessor has a 5% chance of skipping each of possessor's actions. If possessor is in a battlespace and at least one entity that is not possessor in the same battlespace has 'Bee' or 'Wasp' in its name, and possessor has not scanned its stats, possessor's MIN value is reduced by 5%. If possessor is in a battlespace for 5 or more consecutive rounds, with no entity at any point during that time being present in possessor's battlespace that possesses 'Bee' or 'Wasp' in its name, and possessor is picking entities from the Enemy List to summon or replicate effects from, and at least one valid choice for such possesses 'Bee' or 'Wasp' in its name, possessor must choose such a choice
Can be fixed by three different quests that involve unique bees prominently being successfully completed

Teeth that are Bad at Math- (Passive Ability, Curse) Whenever possessor would Drain a value, possessor doesn't get 80% of the value (with possessor being able to prove that all numbers stated in an RP thread so far are prime numbers in an RP thread to avoid this)
It goes away if you ace an important school exam in an RP thread while your teeth aren't in the room

Unwittingly Starring in an Anti-Drug PSA- (Passive Ability, Curse) At the start of each new thread that possessor enters, possessor must choose a Drug Consumable that possessor is not addicted to that is for sale in the Shop, if such an item exists, acquiring the Addiction and Withdrawal abilities for that Drug; at the start of each round, each of possessor's Drug-granted non-Addiction, non-Withdrawal abilities have a 5% chance of being replaced with their corresponding Withdrawals; Possessor's Drug Withdrawals never time out
This is removed if possessor completes a Fame-granting quest while under the influence of at least 12 different Drugs.

Zombie-Induced Narcolepsy- (Passive Ability, Curse) Possessor is afflicted with Fatigued: Asleep at the start of any round that possessor is in the same battlespace as a non-possessor Undead, Possessor is afflicted with Fatigued: Asleep at the end of each action performed by an Undead with 'Zombie' in its name
This is removed if possessor manages to solve a major undead infestation of a city or populated megastructure or if possessor defeats a unique evil entity with powers over Dream.

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You were a fool to get all these curses, but the man chooses to take pity on you.

One of your curses is successfully removed!

You were previously unwittingly starring in an anti-drug PSA:

Unwittingly Starring in an Anti-Drug PSA- (Passive Ability, Curse) At the start of each new thread that possessor enters, possessor must choose a Drug Consumable that possessor is not addicted to that is for sale in the Shop, if such an item exists, acquiring the Addiction and Withdrawal abilities for that Drug; at the start of each round, each of possessor's Drug-granted non-Addiction, non-Withdrawal abilities have a 5% chance of being replaced with their corresponding Withdrawals; Possessor's Drug Withdrawals never time out
This is removed if possessor completes a Fame-granting quest while under the influence of at least 12 different Drugs.

This involved being hit by new drugs all the time.

Just thinking about it makes him mad! It turns his stomach! The pity-man removes the curse.

Haha!!!

Orkanith falls down before the pity man once again 2/5

To have a comeback, you have to have a setback. You've certainly had a setback, now it's time for the pity man to help you with your comeback.

Habitually a Loser- (Passive Ability, Curse) Possessor's side of battle has a 5% chance of losing at the start of each round; possessor's allies who are higher Level who are Level 80 or greater may choose to prevent this by removing possessor from the thread
Removable by winning three quests with the handicap in place.

is cured.

Orkanith cries out still for the pity man to continue his generosity! Orkanith also asks if he is able to help him get unbanned from Bascaradine.

3/5

Welp, you're getting help, albeit not necessarily the exact help you wanted.

Those Special Fights monsters? They may be on the Special Fights list, but they aren't a team. Collectively offended? Let's fix that.

You no longer are stuck with:

Collectively Offended the Special Fights Monsters- (Passive Ability, Curse) At the start of each round, each side of battle opposing possessor that contains no PCs and that does not consist solely of uncontrolled summons has a 25% chance of being able to summon an entity from the Enemy List that is marked with a ! of the side's choice, regardless of the marked entity's Level
This one is cured if you are on a team that defeats at least 5 previously-undefeated opponents marked with !'s on the Enemy List and defeat at least one such entity (separate from the above five) without PC allies

4/5 pitty man

It's important to be part of a team, and your team is D-rank at best if you keep cloning curses on to them.

You are cured of:

Clones Curses Onto Allies- (Passive Ability, Curse) At the start of each round, possessor has a 25% chance of copying each Curse possessor possesses onto each ally possessor possesses, with this being a copying of the ability rather than a debuff, but with the Curses being Temporary; the Curses are occasionally not Temporary if copied in RP Threads
Can be removed by completing three quests to remove notable curses from other people or places successfully.

5/5 pitty man

You know what's better than paninis? Pierogis. You know what else is better than paninis? Not turning into them.

You are cured of:

Keeps Turning Into a Panini at Inconvenient Times- (Passive Ability, Curse) Possessor has a 5% chance per round at the start of the round if in battle with at least one opponent who is not 5 or more Levels below possessor or if in the same battlespace with an individual who possessor has been afflicted with Charm: Lovestruck by to become a random in-stock item from the Shop whose name includes 'Panini' and entering the possession of a random other individual in the same battlespace with any opponent who is 5 or more Levels greater than all of its opponents being able to choose to be the one to obtain possessor, with ties being determined randomly
You can get rid of that by completing a quest while being watched by someone who admires you while showing up a professional chef.

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