Realm of Gadigan

So, this goes like normal.

Post to grab. First grab gets it.

Lips of the Ecstatic Emu- (Accessory, Bioaugmentation, Whimsy & Terror, 500,000 Gold) Wearer is afflicted with Invigorated if one of wearer's opponents dies while wearer is an Aerial that isn't Immune to Earth

Number 10- (Item, Antiquity, Numerals, 10 Gold)

Dulcinea

BEEFY BEEZ- (Weapon, Throwing Weapon, Physical, 3,000,000 Gold) +3,000 Ranged Attack, +3,000 STR, Wielder's 'Ranged Attack' actions and other actions that incorporate its Ranged Attack bonus use STR instead of DEX even if they are also already using STR, using STR again in that case, but not if DEX was replaced, only if it is there alongside the STR, Wielder's actions count as involving an Insect that has more STR than any individual it is compared directly to who is below Level 60

MIRACLES is given BEES, Dulcinea supposes

Coughing Lonnie's Necktie- (Accessory, Trinket, Color & Fury, 5,000,000 Gold) +5,000 Ranged Attack, +5,000 Defend, If wearer is afflicted with Diseased by an opponent, wielder may unequip this item to deal that opponent 50,000,000 Flat Sonic element Damage

Ruka!

Earring that Wins Wars- (Accessory, Earwear, Magic & Wonder, 30,000,000 Gold) Wearer may scan the stats of any individual who changes rows, Wearer's offensive actions defeat Units below Level 40 who have changed rows earlier in the same battle

Enrica!

Lonnie the Lickable Llama- (Accessory, Legionairre, Beast & Candy, 5,000,000 Gold) Wielder's allies may spend an action to target this item and regenerate 50,000 HP, Wielder's allies who are afflicted with Invigorated may do this as a bonus action at the start of a round that isn't the first round of battle

Can Turn Photographs Into Bombs- (Passive Ability, Scientist) Possessor may, once per round, turn an instance of having scanned something into dealing 5,000,000 Flat Fire element Damage to that thing

Dulcinea!

Gloves that Have Touched a Samurai- (Accessory, Gloves, Physical & Knowledge, 500 Gold) +5 Melee Attack for purposes of actions that involve Sword Arts spells (wielder's or other entities')

LLAMA-SLAPPER- (Weapon, Club, Physical, 5,000,000 Gold) +5,000 Melee Attack, Deals double Damage (to a max of 50,000,000 additional Damage) to targets whose name includes 'Llama', 'Alpaca', 'Vicuna', or 'Guanaco'

POWER INQUIRY: 'WHERE THE HOOT ZONE AT?'- (Spell, Divination, Air & Psychic, 50 MP, 500 Gold) Caster is informed what Zone in what Battlespace contains the most entities with 'Owl' or 'Hoot' in the name.

Talons from Bermutha-Quenne- (Weapon, Claw, Fire & Dusk, 30,000,000 Gold) +30,000 Melee Attack, 60% Critical, Wielder's actions that incorporate this item's attack bonuses always count as occurring in a Chronogeomantic Zone of Dusk

Dulcinea

Photograph of Colonel Wilson Jonas and some Samurai Detectives at an Anniversary Party- (Item, Antiquity, Air & Psychic, 1,000 Gold)

Phonograph Recording of Audio from an Anniversary Party Involving Colonel Wilson Jonas- (Item, Antiquity, Technology & Steam, 5,000,000 Gold)