Grabbyfest The Thisyear: World Poker Edition

[Lord Gadigan]

Many Computers are Too Slow to Open Every File- (World Law, Curse) Each individuals that is a Robot, Machine, or Roboticist, if in possessor's side, has a 25% chance upon entry to the thread to not enter with 25% of its abilities, with those abilities it didn't enter with being left outside of the thread

This Curse is cured if the wielder completes a quest that involves fighting a unique bull of equal or greater Level

[Lord Gadigan]

Keep Drawing Dat Lucky Seven- (Passive Ability, Fortune Element Class) Possessor, if in a Poker Match, rolls 2d6 at the start of each Poker Round before drawing cards, and, if the total is 7, may add a seven of any suit to its deck and shuffle the deck

[Pathaky]

D'artagna!

[Lord Gadigan]

Oozes Know About World Laws and Disable Ones They Don't Like- (World Law, Viscous Lord) At the start of battle, each Ooze may select a World Law from the Ability Shop and remove its text from all instances of it that exist within the thread

[Lord Gadigan]

Guns Don't Work Well Against Demons- (World Law, Demonologist) Demons gain 30% Gun Resistance

[Lord Gadigan]

Turtles Can Stop Plumbers- (World Law, Herpetologist) Abilities with a name that includes 'Plumber', including ones that include 'Dread-Plumber', lose their text, excluding this one, if their possessors possesses (on a per-possessor basis) an opponent who is a Reptile whose name includes 'Turtle', 'Tortoise', or 'Terrapin'

[The Nottest of Daves]

Lurky, be ready for curses!

[Lord Gadigan]

Has Anyone Seen a Turtle Die of Old Age? No? I Rest My Case.- (World Law, Herpetologist) Reptiles gain Fatigued: Elderly Immunity

[Pathaky]

Einarr get! He can be a turtle soon, probably.

[Lord Gadigan]

Humans Are at Peak Athletic Performance When Nude- (World Law, General) Humans who are not wearing any Armor, even Armorx0, gain +1 Base STR, +1 Base AGI, and +1 Base CON, with these bonuses not stacking with other base stat bonuses to the same base stats that also come from World Laws

[The Nottest of Daves]

MIRACLES

[Lord Gadigan]

Dragons Are Positively Insufferable When They Are Gloating About How Many Poker Hands They Have Won- (World Law, Herpetologist: Dragon Lord) All Dragons, if in a Poker Match, when inflicting status effects against non-Dragons who have won fewer hands of Poker, have their chances of inflicting minor negative status effects doubled (to a max of 2000% extra)

[Lord Gadigan]

Dragons Enjoy Displaying Their Extensive Collections- (World Law, Herpetologist: Dragon Lord) For each Dragon, count the number of each subtype and sub-subtype of each type of item equipped by that Dragon, each Dragon gets +(the greatest number of subtypes equipped by that Dragon, plus the greatest number of sub-subtypes equipped by that Dragon)x1,000 to all stats

[The Nottest of Daves]

GO, GO, DRAGON MAN

Ryuutarou

[Lord Gadigan]

Nobody Actually Drowns, They Just Get Murdered By Fish- (World Law, Seakeeper) Whenever an entity dies from Drowning or one of its sub-status effects, any Aquatics who desire to may choose to count as being the source of that entity's death, with multiple Aquatics being able to count as being such at a time, but if at least one Aquatic does so, the normal source of Drowning doesn't while the Aquatic does, but does again if the Aquatic starts to not

[The Nottest of Daves]

THE FISHER QUEEN

Dulcinea

[Lord Gadigan]

Trees are Tall- (World Law, Botanist) If there are more Plants than non-Plants in the front row of a row-order formation, entities in the back row who are not opponents of two or more Plants in the front row take 5% less Damage from non-Plants who are not in the same row-order formation (with a max reduction of 2,000,000 Damage)

[The Nottest of Daves]

Dulcinea is also Plant!

[Lord Gadigan]

World Law Expert- (Passive Ability, Litigamancer) Possessor considers all of possessor's World Law abilities to also be Litigmancer abilities

[Lord Gadigan]

Spirits Have Spirit, Yes They Do! Spirits Have Spirit, How About You?- (World Law, Binder) Spirits gain +25,000 SPI, Non-Spirits whose SPI is lower than the SPI of at least one Spirit in the same battlespace before this ability is included suffer -25,000 SPI