Realm of Gadigan

World Conversion: Farming Sim- (Spell, Geomancy, Earth & Life & Hax, 5,000,000 MP, 500,000,000 Gold) Has the RP effect of turning some worlds into farming sims, This is a Persistent Ritual and follows general rules for those, but is RP specific about it, casting it in battle threads just costs you a lot of MP and doesn't do much

Dulcinea flexes her Fractal Butterfly Form at Fuzzy Butterns (Requires Level 40+ and a Guild)

Butterfly Containing Poison Containing Confusion Containing Pain Containing Burning Containing Hexed Containing Poison- (Weapon, Throwing Weapon, Acid & Primordium, 77,577,000 Gold) +77,500 Ranged Attack, Instances of Poison inflicted by wielder or wielder's status effects gain 'Possessor is afflicted with Confusion at the end of the round if possessor didn't acquire this during the end of the round', Instances of Confusion inflicted by wielder or wielder's status effects gain 'Possessor is afflicted with Pain at the end of the round if possessor didn't acquire this during the end of the round', Instances of Pain inflicted by wielder or wielder's status effects gain 'Possessor is afflicted with Burning at the end of the round if possessor didn't acquire this during the end of the round', Instances of Hexed inflicted by wielder or wielder's status effects again 'Possessor is afflicted with Poison at the end of the round if possessor didn't acquire this during the end of the round'

Willoughby: Old Box

KITTY DESIRES BOX

Prison of Endless Teeth- (Weapon, Other: Box, Physical & Beast & Spatial & Terror, 145,000,000 Gold) +145,000 Melee Attack, +145,000 Ranged Attack, +145,000 Magical Attack, 175% inflicts Confusion: Fear, 50% inflicts Entombed: Oublietted, 5% inflicts Vanished, 5% inflicts Instant Death, At the start of each round, one of wielder's attacks from the previous round that targeted an individual who is currently afflicted with Confusion: Fear or Entombed: Oublietted may be repeated against that individual so long as none of wielder's other attacks already repeated on same round, Wielder must be Level 40 or greater

Ryuutarou: Actual Enchilada Category

Tasty Enchilada- (Permanent Consumable, Empowered Item, Wonder & Glory, 400,000 Gold) Wielder gains an award with the text 'Feels An Incredible Sense of Self-Fulfilment From Eating an Exceptionally Tasty Enchilada'

Entombed Weapons and Antiques Ruky

True Deadsword- (Weapon, Sword, Devastation & Eternity, X Gold) Wielder's Melee Attack bonus is doubled while wielder is dead

Volatilis: The Secret To Leaving The Kingdom

*Doctor James Presents the MOTHERFUCKING ROCKET SLED- (Accessory, Container, Fury & Spatial & Technology, 85,000,000 Gold) Wielder may spend an action to have wielder and up to 4 willing allies enter another battlespace that exists so long as no entity of Level 99 or greater in any battlespace objects, and, when wielder does so, wielder may deal 850,000,000 Flat Fury element Damage to everyone in the new battlespace (including the arrivals once everyone has arrived); Once wielder uses this item, regardless of whether the Damage is done, this item is removed from all threads for 1 year and 3 days

NEW GUY: STAR WORM

Tolva: Law of Anger in the Creation of Vegetables of Terror

Your new PC is a FORMAL CLOWN

* Like normal clowns, but fancier
* Gets bonus weeks for clowntacular classes, like Moon
* Trick Weapons are now a thing here too, I guess, since they use those (and other things)
* Formal means you get cigars. Good ones.
* You get Pranks. They're like Schemes, but more jocular. Perform them to get Battle Prankmotifs. Those are useful.
* You also get Businesses. Run a company. Produce things! Operate your own shop for profit. Business and clowns are interlinked, eternally.
* Both Pranks and Businesses are required to Level, but you can tilt more towards one side than the other if you want. Some clowns are more joke-y. Others are more ultra-wealthy.

This FORMAL CLOWN gets-

Tickling Aethervoidworms- (Weapon, Force, Aether & Chaos & Whimsy, 200,000,000 Gold) +200,000 Ranged Attack, +200,000 SPI, (Wielder's Melee Attack Bonus)% inflicts Confusion: Overcome by Laughter, Wielder's attacks that incorporate an attack bonus that this item grants gain '3 hits against 500,000,000', This item also counts as being a Unit and possessing the subtypes Cthonian, Astral Being, and Demented

Octagonal Verdict Ruky

Judge of How Many Sides Shapes Have- (Passive Ability, Cosmic Mathematician) Possessor may choose how many entities any side of battle counts as containing at any point in time, provided that all entities of higher Level than wielder and all sides of battle with a Level 80 or greater entity on them agree to let possessor

Tolva: Law of Anger in the Creation of Vegetables of Terror

THOU SHALT KILL THEM WITH RUTABEGAS

This counts as a Commandment of the Seething Idol

So long as Tolva kills at least 3 unique entities in quests using rutabegas as weapons per year he gets 20 Demonologist bonus weeks at the end of the year. If all his threads are stuck for the year (or mostly stuck) he can avoid losing this by posting 3 poems about killing people with rutabegas.

Metatemporium NEW DUDE

Last Round's Round Number- (Weapon, Deadly Item, Time & Hax, X Gold) Wielder gains +(The previous round's round number) to all attack bonuses and stats

is now owned by your new

RADIO MOTORCYCLIST

* Travels really, really fast, getting bonuses to action order
* Bard and transformation bonus weeks
* Custom bikes. Use some of the Mandate Magellan mech rules, but for bikes, probably?
* Play those tunes! You can unlock Soundtracks to give everyone in a battlespace effects. They synergize with bard stuff. Some need quests to unlock.
* Mostly just guns and instruments as weapons.