Realm of Gadigan

Octagonal Verdict New Dude!!

Dulcinea: Holy Relic (Which God Must Keep)

Categories can be picked multiple times. They're like grapevines. Multiple grapes. Sometimes they end up grape-sparse and quit being helpful for a while, though.

Armo-

Your new dude is a BULLFIGHTER

* You're basically a Battle Arena Member
* But you can substitute killing unique bulls for seals
* And you wield swords and light armor well
* And you hate sand. Bonuses against sand.
* Sand sucks. Penalties against sand.
* Ole, mofos!

You get-

Justice Apportioner- (Weapon, Sword, Law & Numerals, 210,000,000 Gold) +210,000 Melee Attack, Wielder may choose a number of entities equal to wielder's Melee Attack Bonus value when wielder attacks (even with other attack types) and have a 200% chance of inflicting Entombed: Incarcerated on all those entities (with wielder counting as an Official Judge, Jury, Executioner, Jailer, and King of Hustle for things that check the officiality of such statuses)

Dulcinea: Holy Relic (Which God Must Keep)

The Sacred Bubbly- (Weapon, Lethal Item, Water & Faith, 780,000 Gold) +780 Magical Attack, Wielder may use wielder's Magical Attack bonus in place of any other attack bonus type for any purpose, Wielder counts as having 20 extra Patron Deities, Wielder's non-offensive actions that involve casting a spell inflict all minor positive status effects (but not sub-status effects)

Dulcinea gets -10,000,000 XP if Kit doesn't accept this item within 5 months

Legendary Ruky!

You can take new dudes multiple times. Just to be clear.

*I Fought The Battles, I Got This 5,000,000 Mile Long Shield: Respect It- (Weapon, Shield, Warding & Glory & Glitz, 500,000,000 Gold) +500,000 Defense, +5,000,000 HP as a bonus that stacks the number of times this wielder has Master tier in a class, plus one, Wielder gains +15 Fame, Wielder can only be in the front row and no ally of wielder can

MIRACLES: Night of 100 Goats

THE BLEATING- (Passive Ability, Beastmaster) Possessor's Confusion: Fear infliction chances are increased by the number of Animal allies possessor possesses whose name includes 'Goat', to a max of 200 of such allies

Lurky: Star Worm

Burrower from Eldrerr'Naghrathh- (Weapon, Whip, Astral & Terror, 875,000,000 Gold) +875,000 Melee Attack, +875,000 Ranged Attack, +875,000 Magical Attack, +875,000 to all stats, 500% inflicts Confusion: Fear, 35% inflicts Insanity, Wielder's actions count as involving and additionally coming from an Astral Being & Cthonian & Darkspawn, Wielder can't block stat scan attempts but inflicts Insanity on any individual that scans wielder's stats and is lower Level and is under Level 80 and that doesn't kill wielder within 5 rounds

Exodus of Weapons New Dude

Doris the Abyss (Requires Level 40+)
New Dude

Be A Legendary Weapon Ticket- (Permanent Consumable, Minor Artifact, Treasure, X Gold) Replace your character with a Weapon of Legend for a different PC, Forcible permanent retirement (but the chance of cool unique swag)

Is obtained by your new SAMURAI DETECTIVE

* You must WIN DUELS and SOLVE MYSTERIES to progress
* Better at Sword Arts
* Nonmagical Divination (and magical - you're good at your job)
* Can become temporarily fake or invade other realities - criminals beware, nowhere can you hide from the samurai detectives
* Restricted equipment list though
* Automatic sword arts to make up for it - they will detect your blade in their guts while you detect what they had for breakfast

Doris the Abyss (Requires Level 40+)
New Dude (for Pathaky with his permission)

Caelum: Doctor Stapler's World Workshop

Patahky gets-

YOU DARE LOOK INTO ME?
OHOHOHOHOH YOU ARE A BRAVE ONE
THERE ARE TERRORS OUT THERE
TERRORS THAT MIGHT EVEN HIT YOUR OTHER CHARACTERS
IF YOU KEEP PICKING ME
BUT THERE ARE ALSO THINGS
WONDERFUL THINGS
AND YOU CAN HAVE THEM
IF YOU REACH DEEP ENOUGH
DARE YOU TO TAKE THE REWARDS?

Picture Book About Artifacts and Terrible Curses- (Item, Antiquity, Memory & Truth & Terror, 750,000 Gold)

for his brand new CETACEAN GANGSTER

* All about that CA$H MONEY
* Spend money for perks
* Deal damage with money
* Capbreaking is expensive
* Downside: You have to be an aquatic
* Also Downside: Free to play, but not actually, everything costs money

Caelum: Doctor Stapler's World Workshop