Anaximander Lambda-Sigma-1 in "A Fistful of Bascaradollars"

[The Nottest of Daves]

The thud of a man's boots hitting the ground echo, spurs jangling, as dust puffs up from the dirt. His Horsetacular Genesteed nickers as he ties it to the hitching post. The sun glints from the exposed parts of his shiny metal body, face shadowed by his broad-brimmed hat. Two pistols sit prominently holstered on each hip.

He pushes the door open, walks up to the counter, and says, "I hear you're the ones to talk to 'bout a certain varmint that's been rustlin' up trouble in these parts, one with some insidious tricks up his sleeves. I'm hopin' you can help me out with a little trick I hear you've been sellin'."

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He's looking for

Bascaradine Tsayyikproofing- (Passive Ability, Roboticist) Possessor may use CON in place of SAN, INF, and RES and may choose to take CON Damage instead of SAN Damage, INF Damage, or RES Damage

Last sold for 375,000,000 Gold in the couple months after the site reopened in 2021.

He's bringing 500,000,000 Gold from Dulcinea in case of price shifts or random offers.